It's funny because the chemist who was your target also was a traitor who wanted to kill your traitor assistant Cyrus. So Cyrus killed your target without knowing they were killing their hunter at the same time. Amazing lmao
This reminds me of a round where I as the detective was unwittingly roped in by a traitor hop, promoted to Head of Security, and ended up helping him kill or convert half the station into cyborgs before the real, very confused HoS showed up and killed me highlander style. People were pretty salty; good times.
So. Losey had to kill Sharperton. Sharperton had to kill Graham. Graham had to kill Quiet Riot. Quiet Riot had to kill Checkers. Checkers had to kill Voltaire. Voltaire had to kill Eridan. Eridan had to kill Vincent. Vincent had to kill Romanov. Romanov had to kill Pearsall. This is an amazing chain of murders. And if every single killing on the list happened, Losey would be the last traitor standing on a station full of dead traitors. Unless Pearsall tried to defend himself against Romanov and killed Losey accidentally. Then the circle of murder would be complete. Imagine the detective staring in awe and disbelief at the timeline he pieced together just to find out that all those people killed each other in turn.
You can tell how his health has changed his voice, sounds about twenty years several thousand cigarettes difference in only four years wow... best of health to you Tex
Oh jesus. I was introduced to this game last night by watching your "Running an engine on fats" video, so I decided to go back and start watching from the beginning. I lost my shit when you guys started beating the clown to death and he'd honk every time he was hit xD
when i get the objective of killing someone i do as always and do some stupid thing that will slowly fuck the station up and when the shuttle comes the guy normaly already died with me doing almost nothing, one of the stupid things is, get inside the engineering and releasing singularity when no one is looking or give everyone all access while HoP(with doors bolted, eletrified and with a wall behind it, if not you will get murdered by someone) then wait for the end of the round and notice that theres about 1/10 of the station alive only. Fun Times......
random figure I'll dump here, maybe you'll find it - at 128 mb per 60 seconds for an HD video, at 1.5 hours average video length (guestimate), your videos of space station 13 alone cost youtube 8.34~ tb of space - lol. UA-cam probably gets SSDs at discount, but you still probably cost them 300~500 dollars in storage fees alone (considering the price of SSDs 2+ years ago). Not even counting for all the other fees. FUN THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! :D
Is there any other stations like this/station? I'm not banned I'm just wondering if there is a back up if i do end up getting banned for some silly reason cause the admins are a bit harsh.
I was Cyrus/Dee. Man, that round was so perfect, except the explosion sound didn't happen right after I sent the "he's a dead man" message. Funny how everyone thought my target bombed it, I didn't even mean for it to happen that way. Probably one of the smoothest traitor rounds I've had in a while.
This was the best damn traitoring I've ever seen. REAL traitoring worthy of the Space Station 13 Theme tune , The Jazzy one! All that meta powergaming accompanied by flipping twirling spinning nonsense you see a lot of currently just seems like " Oook! Eeek! Eeek! Look at me! I'm based! "
Hey man, just so you know, when you are traitor, just click on your notes, and all the info will pop up, so you don't have to keep scrolling up and down
your the worst hop yet by trying to be being proper bureaucrat, then loosing your pen right after your first set of signed and approved papers to a painting lizard. it kinda feels wrong to try and upvote this episode to spread the wrong bureaucratic message, just think of the red tape that can be involved in loosing your licensed pen of justice. ~spoiler of the round bellow~ and seeing the end round details man you got lucky to some degree'yea you had to kill one of your fellow traitors, but your are lucky the mime din't get you who was the plant snooping around that hit you, was that the mine?
Ok Tex I'm gonna be that troll and watch everyone of these to see the evolution of Checkers. Love the content don't change a thing we need more like you on the web.
Hey man, Sorry for this wierd comment but... I remember one of your vids, no gameplay, just you talking, you had asked a question regarding how would a round end against a blob or something, and then you read the best anwser, that was a timeline of 25 mins of how would the events unfold and it was freaking hilarious and I cant remember enough details about that video to find it again. Any ideas what I am talking about?.
is SS13 coming back? I thought there were only complete cancer servers that were populated now? And then the ones that have at least some people the people just wander around all depressed and shit?
I'm pretty sure /TG/'s ability to not give the slightest care in the world for the modular computers, you could get one and discuss your intentions on the NIRC and no one would even notice anything wrong. Also they are _wonderfully_ useful if you want to do your job legit as a HoP and use it as your mobile workstation to do on the spot access changes. Assuming your follow coworkers don't want to rob you blind and your clothing.
I think i got banned from one of the main servers tg i think, Some stupid reason, Now im forced to play Marines or Yog, which is ok i guess, I used to be obsessed as fuck with this game but couldnt play it right, Coming back into it, i know a bit more now, but awesome round, you really know this game well
So, who is gonna give me a full rundown on how to play this game? I havent found any serious tutorials on youtube. Some isolated tutorials here and there, but nothing that covers it fully, and besides, a tutorial is only useful in the specific server it was made for. and this game desperately needs a very in-depth tutorial.
Oh of course, I wouldn't mind dying as much as I posibly could. This isnt a competitive game, its a freaking shitshow, the best I have ever seen, and I dont intend to take it to a competitive level. But I dont wanna jump into an station and make a mess as a noob that could ruin everyone else's fun. Besides, even that needs a tutorial, cause even installing this thing, as far as I have read, is a mess. How do I get from where I stand now, at literally point zero, to being inside my first Space Station 13 match? and what are your advices of what should I do on my first match to not ruin everyone else's fun?
play on a station with mentors! Also join their discord. May I suggest goonstation as a start. They have mentor channels and mentor chat. Also Goonstation has a discord for starters. It's gonna be hard, but I encourage you to not give up and to have as much fun. Also on goonstation you can press (f) to fart which is quite fun. In addition, goonstation has controls for both goon and /tg/ so you can do both, and therefore learn two ways to do things.
All right, I got the game and already did a match on goonstation. Played as a janitor, getting used to the controls is a pian, specially since I got used to the controls I learnt watching you play, but getting used to it. Besides, paying attention to the game and the chat box is really hard!. Anyways, if you ever got some time, would you domina... I mean, mentor me on a game?
my schedule is hard to justify, and harder to predict. We'll run into each other, I'm sure, at some point. It's not a big ocean as you think, just learn to swim, and soon you will be an expert. Try, try, try again. Fail, die, try again. And what do you mean Dominate?
Oh I was going for a domme me daddy joke and... just... nevermind. Anyways, first match on TG, and it was so much better than Goonstation and Hippie! its code has a lot of life improvements stuff that makes it really nice to play on (like a GPS on the PDA to track all your janitor Stuff). I am definetly gonna stick around TG for a while.
For fuck sake, stop staring at the wall, while speaking with people, use ctrl+arrow key. Also you can drag your pda on your self to open it. Also you can just press CUSTOM, copy it, press Captain, press custom again and then paste job name, instead of pressing every single access levels.
Also, DAMN it's dusty in here. *cough*
Stop being so greasy, we might have to send you to satellite maintenance.
It's funny because the chemist who was your target also was a traitor who wanted to kill your traitor assistant Cyrus. So Cyrus killed your target without knowing they were killing their hunter at the same time. Amazing lmao
This reminds me of a round where I as the detective was unwittingly roped in by a traitor hop, promoted to Head of Security, and ended up helping him kill or convert half the station into cyborgs before the real, very confused HoS showed up and killed me highlander style. People were pretty salty; good times.
So.
Losey had to kill Sharperton.
Sharperton had to kill Graham.
Graham had to kill Quiet Riot.
Quiet Riot had to kill Checkers.
Checkers had to kill Voltaire.
Voltaire had to kill Eridan.
Eridan had to kill Vincent.
Vincent had to kill Romanov.
Romanov had to kill Pearsall.
This is an amazing chain of murders. And if every single killing on the list happened, Losey would be the last traitor standing on a station full of dead traitors. Unless Pearsall tried to defend himself against Romanov and killed Losey accidentally. Then the circle of murder would be complete. Imagine the detective staring in awe and disbelief at the timeline he pieced together just to find out that all those people killed each other in turn.
That would be amazing.
You can tell how his health has changed his voice, sounds about twenty years several thousand cigarettes difference in only four years wow... best of health to you Tex
That chuckle when the bomb went off killed me, by the way.
Agora2021 what killed you, the bomb or the giggle?
@@BidiguiloChefao Yes.
Oh jesus. I was introduced to this game last night by watching your "Running an engine on fats" video, so I decided to go back and start watching from the beginning. I lost my shit when you guys started beating the clown to death and he'd honk every time he was hit xD
Weirdly I really like playing HoP during high pop, traitor hop during high population is just wild.
when i get the objective of killing someone i do as always and do some stupid thing that will slowly fuck the station up and when the shuttle comes the guy normaly already died with me doing almost nothing, one of the stupid things is, get inside the engineering and releasing singularity when no one is looking or give everyone all access while HoP(with doors bolted, eletrified and with a wall behind it, if not you will get murdered by someone) then wait for the end of the round and notice that theres about 1/10 of the station alive only.
Fun Times......
I love the way your manner of speech changes subtly when you're a traitor. You probably don't even notice it.
It's probably the adrenaline.
random figure I'll dump here, maybe you'll find it - at 128 mb per 60 seconds for an HD video, at 1.5 hours average video length (guestimate), your videos of space station 13 alone cost youtube 8.34~ tb of space - lol. UA-cam probably gets SSDs at discount, but you still probably cost them 300~500 dollars in storage fees alone (considering the price of SSDs 2+ years ago). Not even counting for all the other fees. FUN THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! :D
36:53 "Author: NOT A BADGUY" Uh...
7:00 hahaha that whole conversation had me in stitches
Is there any other stations like this/station? I'm not banned I'm just wondering if there is a back up if i do end up getting banned for some silly reason cause the admins are a bit harsh.
I heard /vg/ is close
29:20 for that wonderful timing.
This is literally kino
that was a great round aha niceee
А хоп-то трейтор !!!
Name of that map? :3
I dont know, I was probably drunk
Dynsai pretty sure this is MetaSation
Ty!! ^^
57:10 Did you just use neutral pronouns for it?. I am impressed.
*Traitor HOP* “turns out the game was rigged from the start”
Atleast I'm not getting shot in the hea-
*gets shot with a mosin nagant*
"Eh, I'm basically Sec I'll come down"
"Aren't you just an assistant with a bat?"
"Yes"
"Fair enough"
truth
You would not believe how hard a laughed at this
You were just so horribly un-subtle about being traitors in the open chat, it's sort of impressive.
I mean, people aren't *supposed* to metagame...
Sometimes the best way to keep your identity a secret is to be as oblivious as possible.
@@legolas66106 Hide in plain sight.
One that would be metagaming if they did, also they would assume you are new as a tratior.
I was Cyrus/Dee. Man, that round was so perfect, except the explosion sound didn't happen right after I sent the "he's a dead man" message. Funny how everyone thought my target bombed it, I didn't even mean for it to happen that way. Probably one of the smoothest traitor rounds I've had in a while.
Cyphosis that was amazing teamwork lmao
That was bloody amazing.
Do you guys still play? What server is this. I always go on goonstation 2
/tg/ station
This was the best damn traitoring I've ever seen. REAL traitoring worthy of the Space Station 13 Theme tune , The Jazzy one!
All that meta powergaming accompanied by flipping twirling spinning nonsense you see a lot of currently just seems like " Oook! Eeek! Eeek! Look at me! I'm based! "
That traitor assistant was the best guy ever. Along with giggles the traitor.
"It's like the movie gravity except it makes sense."
That traitor round was the best fucking thing ever.
I once created a custom card that said I was a security with benefits
WITH BENEFITS!
With all the benifits
Hey man, just so you know, when you are traitor, just click on your notes, and all the info will pop up, so you don't have to keep scrolling up and down
From your comment on Sseth's channel. 691 episode playlist, first episode an hour long, sounds legit.
;)
Enjoy
Sean Warren lmao same here. I’m going to be spending months watching these.
An auspicious day. I return to the very first episode of Tex playing SS13 I ever watched, and my introduction to the game in general.
That was an awesome round. You guys were fantastic.
Thank you kindly
The mime was a traitor, tasked with killing you. Never trust mimes, dude
Amazing video. A bit dusty, though, *choughs*
holy shit people actually use codewords?
sometimes
your the worst hop yet by trying to be being proper bureaucrat, then loosing your pen right after your first set of signed and approved papers to a painting lizard. it kinda feels wrong to try and upvote this episode to spread the wrong bureaucratic message, just think of the red tape that can be involved in loosing your licensed pen of justice.
~spoiler of the round bellow~
and seeing the end round details man you got lucky to some degree'yea you had to kill one of your fellow traitors, but your are lucky the mime din't get you
who was the plant snooping around that hit you, was that the mine?
Who knows
The way I read and saw the “There can only be one” in the beginning felt like Highlander and now I’m crying :)
This is a brilliant round. This game is all about cooperation, either as legit or traitors.
Holy fuck that hopline scene was fucking hysterical
Ok Tex I'm gonna be that troll and watch everyone of these to see the evolution of Checkers. Love the content don't change a thing we need more like you on the web.
Good luck, bud. It's a bit much
Love traitor vids! (Do love all the videos you made though)
But especially TRAITOR VIDS!!!!
MOAR!!!!
I think this is my favorite episode thus far. I love how all the pieces fall into place perfectly.
First time I ever see someone winning a round, really. Guess I gotta keep watching these vids!
Hey man, Sorry for this wierd comment but... I remember one of your vids, no gameplay, just you talking, you had asked a question regarding how would a round end against a blob or something, and then you read the best anwser, that was a timeline of 25 mins of how would the events unfold and it was freaking hilarious and I cant remember enough details about that video to find it again. Any ideas what I am talking about?.
ua-cam.com/video/TnFFxQhlAd4/v-deo.html
8 minutes in, and 2 fellow traitors come to you. Beautiful!!
is SS13 coming back? I thought there were only complete cancer servers that were populated now? And then the ones that have at least some people the people just wander around all depressed and shit?
The GreyTide wave is long Over my friend
Back when tex could make higher pitched noises.
back before extensive throat damage
Exceptionally funny
Absolute god tier Traitor Kill web. And most didn't know
Love that the HOS got his job while TEX was using his “NOT A BADGUY” ID.
Author: NOT A BADGUY
You know what? HoS probably wouldn't care.
Interesting game.
ss13 is glorious
This game's like barotrauma, but not.. shit.
I know I'm a pleb for not recognizing but what's the song playing in the very beginning?
Toreador song from the Opera Camen.
*CARMEN
Thank you. I knew I knew it I just couldn't remember. Forgive me I can't brain today I have the dumb. ^.^
You are the developer ?
HAHAHAHAHAH. No.
:)
I'm pretty sure /TG/'s ability to not give the slightest care in the world for the modular computers, you could get one and discuss your intentions on the NIRC and no one would even notice anything wrong. Also they are _wonderfully_ useful if you want to do your job legit as a HoP and use it as your mobile workstation to do on the spot access changes. Assuming your follow coworkers don't want to rob you blind and your clothing.
Best solution to any antags is to mass charge with conscripted Assistants while Shitcurity and the Heads cackle evilly from the safety of Security.
I remember watching an episode where shot gun bill did the trial of the captains. I wounder if that was before or after this episode....hummm.
Hah! My first successful round of being a traitor was as a hop!
When you go from head of personnel to head of traitors be like
This looks like the same map as old Nox or FP Station used. Is it?
This game as good aweasome gameplay
need moar captain matches - gotta go find em
The honking cracks me up for some reason.
Man, that was fucking awesome
What a brilliant, magical round.
I think i got banned from one of the main servers tg i think, Some stupid reason, Now im forced to play Marines or Yog, which is ok i guess, I used to be obsessed as fuck with this game but couldnt play it right, Coming back into it, i know a bit more now, but awesome round, you really know this game well
Opps i fucked up, not banned from tg, Tg's dead
Classic. Needs a rewatch.
730 vids holy shit.
Best traitor ever...
28:07 i died a little
Every Main A Captain: Huey Longstation.
Too true
Classic!
So, who is gonna give me a full rundown on how to play this game? I havent found any serious tutorials on youtube. Some isolated tutorials here and there, but nothing that covers it fully, and besides, a tutorial is only useful in the specific server it was made for. and this game desperately needs a very in-depth tutorial.
Oh of course, I wouldn't mind dying as much as I posibly could. This isnt a competitive game, its a freaking shitshow, the best I have ever seen, and I dont intend to take it to a competitive level. But I dont wanna jump into an station and make a mess as a noob that could ruin everyone else's fun. Besides, even that needs a tutorial, cause even installing this thing, as far as I have read, is a mess. How do I get from where I stand now, at literally point zero, to being inside my first Space Station 13 match? and what are your advices of what should I do on my first match to not ruin everyone else's fun?
play on a station with mentors! Also join their discord. May I suggest goonstation as a start. They have mentor channels and mentor chat. Also Goonstation has a discord for starters. It's gonna be hard, but I encourage you to not give up and to have as much fun. Also on goonstation you can press (f) to fart which is quite fun. In addition, goonstation has controls for both goon and /tg/ so you can do both, and therefore learn two ways to do things.
All right, I got the game and already did a match on goonstation. Played as a janitor, getting used to the controls is a pian, specially since I got used to the controls I learnt watching you play, but getting used to it. Besides, paying attention to the game and the chat box is really hard!.
Anyways, if you ever got some time, would you domina... I mean, mentor me on a game?
my schedule is hard to justify, and harder to predict. We'll run into each other, I'm sure, at some point.
It's not a big ocean as you think, just learn to swim, and soon you will be an expert.
Try, try, try again. Fail, die, try again.
And what do you mean Dominate?
Oh I was going for a domme me daddy joke and... just... nevermind.
Anyways, first match on TG, and it was so much better than Goonstation and Hippie! its code has a lot of life improvements stuff that makes it really nice to play on (like a GPS on the PDA to track all your janitor Stuff). I am definetly gonna stick around TG for a while.
Very good video!
Thanks
What ping do u get for tgstation
between 50-150 usually. Sometimes way more
Dont you just play for goon?
I play everywhere.
18:36 you should have gone with "Glory to arstotzka!".
For fuck sake, stop staring at the wall, while speaking with people, use ctrl+arrow key. Also you can drag your pda on your self to open it. Also you can just press CUSTOM, copy it, press Captain, press custom again and then paste job name, instead of pressing every single access levels.
Maybe I'm just shy and don't stare people in the eyes while talking to them. But thanks for the tips nontheless