In this episode the Markimoo displays his most curious skill: turning obvious non-rage games into rage games to his own frustration. EDIT: Everyone please remind Mark that Visage has more chapters than the one he played in his "Full Game" video, and that he should play that!
The fact that this whole video was JUST the van and Mark was unironically raging about it cracked me up so bad. Power wash sim is a relaxing game they said. It'll lower your blood pressure they said.
Starts out with "oh what a silly little game idea, I'll try it" Moves into an obsession Starts speedrunning the game to perfection We may only be a few weeks away from markiplier's powerwashingcon 2021
watching Part 1 - 5 of Mark Power washing: he's really actually trying to get stuff done in this game. watching Part 6 of Mark Power washing: Wow he's taking this game kind of seriously. watching Part 7 of Mark Power washing: The only let's play Mark has actually taken seriously. watching Part 8 of Mark Power washing: sees that he is speedrunning the "van level" of the game: Nope, he's gone insane
This guy is really trolling on a channel that isn't even Jack... Wow. Anyway yeah it's so funny how he can turn the most relaxing games into a rage game lmao
I like to imagine that in a reallife scenario, this is his van and he dumps mud on it only to take out a stopwatch, powerwash, scream, and immediately repeat.
I swear the chill music Lixian picked is the same every other gov office and internet/power company uses as their "you're 896th in line, please hold" music. Or it's eerily similar. Instant ptsd.
Mark is trying to inspire people to start speedrunning this game so they are forced to find the most optimized way of powerwashing and he doesn't have to figure it out by himself.
They say he's still speed cleaning that van to this day, stuck in a perpetual loop. Some call it hell, but Mark just keeps cleaning. if you listen very carefully, you can still hear him complaining about the metal cleaner.
Yo, shoutout to Lixian for his excellent editing skills! He really shines in this one, making what would be a lot of mundane, time consuming repetition seem super intense to the point that you really feel something is at stake here. Well done, Lixian. You're always an awesome editor, but this is one of your best works, I think.
I must say, Lixian and Rad outdid themselves with the musical ambiance for this episode... It feels epic and exciting, they manage to make me feel like i'm watching an epic boss battle... In a powerwashing game! Really, they are excellent editors!
@@umbra191 themselfs -> themselves, fell/fells -> feel/feels, powerwhasing -> powerwashing, excelents-> excellent dont sweat it, your grammar is good!! youll improve really fast learning from ur mistakes :)
Mark: *gets under 3 minutes first try and totally aces the challenge* Also Mark: Terrible, worst I'll ever do, lets try again even though I just succeeded.
Remember when Mark didn't like the niche of power washing, then he started to enjoy it. Now he's into the niche of sppedrunning to the point of theory crafting optimisations and requesting balance patches!
I always really enjoy seeing Mark's competitive side when he tries to achieve some kind of goal. Normally it's just "Welp, I completed the story, on to the next" and it's like.. sometimes you need to challenge yourself. This is good. I approve of this.
@Pham Hoang Gia Bao How do you use the most powerful power washer for the speedrun? I tried to switch it but It was only showing the basic one despite me owning it
My dad always walks in and he's like, "my god your watching this again!?". And then my man stands there behind me watching Markiplier play power wash simulator and being mesmerized by it😂
I’m just imagining how all of this looks like from an outsider’s perspective You send your van to be powerwashed, and suddenly the guy you paid to do it immediately leaps ontop of your van spraying his powerwash like a minigun, jumps down and does the same to the rest of the van, and just when you thought he was done, he starts yelling “WHERE ARE THE SPOTS? WHAT EVEN IS A HUBCAP?” and after he’s finally done, he keeps muttering “I know I could have gotten a better time, I KNOW I could have gotten a better time!” and “I am a disgrace to everyone I know and love”
I'm a completionist to the point of 5-starring things that don't even seem part of the 100% requirements and even I would've taken that Gold and moved on Mark
I mean, this is mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach seriously though, I get that he always felt that he could do better or get a better time, but this is just torture for the poor guy
I hope he also looks into "Lawn Mowing Simulator", as it has a similar kind of formula to it. - I wonder how he would respond to thát. But I recommend everyone who likes this kind of game to check it out and support it and get the development going on it as well.
Mark, seriously, just play the games you want to play. Don't feel bad about that. It honestly makes me happy watching you enjoy what you're doing so much.
"Officer he's back again, he keeps breaking into my house and cleaning my van, screaming, then muddying it again, cleaning, screaming, muddying. It's an endless cycle and he's scaring my family."
@@DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026 or The Forest. That was a lot of fun aswell. But this, the weird obsessive enjoyment Mark gets from it, the dumb music everytime. It’s so soothing and just fun to watch.
Mark's Therapist: It is alright, everyone has addictions, the trick is to mamage them. At least your addiction is a tame one, it can be much much worse. If you believe it, my collegue has a patient who is addicted to Power Wash... (Reads Mark's notes) ...ing himself.
Rad_R and Lixian are telling us something really important: Whenever the zoom to Mark's time appears, they always show the Gold Medal time rather than just Mark's time. They're letting us know that there's more to this than just Mark being angry he's not breaking his own really good records.
Powerwash simulator: a calm and relaxing game where you clean everything with the most satisfiying way Mark: *frustrated on getting the fastest time he want*
Watching Mark do this was like watching him touch a hot pan and get burned, then proceed to do it again thinking something would change lol. He just kept brute forcing his way and wasn't careful then got angry lol
I think we've finally found the dark undertone of powerwash simulator that Mark always suspected. Admittedly, it's great. You see, the horror game was not powerwash itself, but rather, it was the origin story on the relentless pursuit of an impossible time that drove Markiplier into madness. Truly, brilliant. He has become the horror game stories that he plays so much.
18 minutes of mark learning what speedrunning is like. shaving seconds over the course of a billion tries, forgetting obvious things, making small mistakes and completely restarting, and then doing it all again over and over and over and over.
I’ve watched every episode of this so far, and have bought the game and put many hours into it myself. Up until now I’ve wanted to but haven’t commented about how you just need to hit the tab button to highlight dirt that’s left. When he was casually playing it hitting it is not as important. But if you’re trying to do it quick and get it all as fast as you can hitting tab is mega important. Also I for one would absolutely LOVE Markiplier speedrun content. Especially with this game because I personally adore it as much as I do. Ok thanks sorry
@@sakuraheony i also got the game, its really satisfying to play and the controls are really smooth and intuitive if you enjoy watching youll probably enjoy playing it :)
@@sakuraheony sorry for not seeing this sooner. But yes!!!! The game has been amazing so far, and genuinely such a relaxing, and smooth experience. Whenever I’m heated from other games I love to play this and just relax. Would for sure recommend it!
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear cap
I’m not hating on him at all for anyone getting confused. I WAS JUST SAYING AS A JOKE. I love mark’s videos I would never put a hate comment on one of his videos.
I’m not surprised that he’s playing this part over and over to beat his time. I am surprised that he made it a video. And that we’re all watching it. And enjoying it.
At around six minutes I was finally like “..did he really make an entire episode on just power-washing this damn van?” I mean I’ll stay for the whole thing, but. Damn, we really out here doing this. Funny thing’s that I’d do the exact same thing in his situation. 😔
I wonder when Mark will realize there are more story levels after the current one that's listed. 🤔 But even then, this made me want to do the challenge levels myself now! I originally wasn't really considering them, because I thought they'd also have the area levels, which Mark pointed out would be way too difficult.
It's more a sense of accomplishment and improvement than torture. I mean, he is basically a masochist xD but the reason he keeps playing it is because he always feel the need for self-improvement and bettering himself. He knows he can beat 2:00, so he keeps trying until he can (or is close enough, but notice how he only ended when he did better than his last attempts).
The fact that I unironically find myself checking UA-cam to watch a 30 something year old man play a power-washing simulation game at least once ever other day that genuinely brings him joy is something I wouldn't have thought I'd be purposefully doing.
Me : "It's really fun and relaxing seeing Mark playing this game"
Also Mark : [Rage in agony about a little dirty spot that are unseen]
memento mori
@@allinory memento mori fellow cult member
@@tjharts what cult? This isn’t a cult you goof 🙂
MEMENTO MORI
@@imalwayswatch1ng They meant it as a small joke 😭 memento mori 🫂
Mark somehow finds ways to make games unnecessarily stressful
haha first reply
Bit late for once mate, timezones not lining up?
damn 2 hours huh
Go away
176 likes 4 replies supprising for someone so well known amoungst anime markiplier and german knife videos
In this episode the Markimoo displays his most curious skill: turning obvious non-rage games into rage games to his own frustration.
EDIT: Everyone please remind Mark that Visage has more chapters than the one he played in his "Full Game" video, and that he should play that!
Well that was nice of him
Totally not a masochist.
@@Samuel8657 😏
Because he didnt have his glass of milk like in the meatcanyon version
Never thought this would turn out to be a rage game!
I like to imagine Mark’s character throws a dump truck of mud on the van just to try again
and then punches the wall when he doesn't get it lol
Meanwhile, the van owner’s just like, “how many times is he gonna do this and expect me to keep paying him for it…?”
@@SkyChu0 It's his van, lmfao?
@@pericelsus wouldn't be the first time he's wrecked his van
@@SkyChu0 It's the player's own van, so he's paying himself, if anything.
Mark then: Do people speed run this game? This is too satisfying to even speed-run.
Mark now: NEED.. NEED.. FOR SPEED..
They do; there’s a website that collates the times and links to their videos.
im impressed that hes using the theoretical best method of hitting it at 4 corners and the flat roof
His asian competitive blood is triggered
That was like Part 1 or Part 2 lmao
@@zakariaahmadfauzan926 bruh i got unlucky i dont have the trait no more
Mark: Slams on soap in literally every episode
Also Mark: Still uses soap
69th like
I made it 70
Yes
He's figured out some way to use it effectively now. Benefit of not making every second of gameplay into material for an episode.
Mark: " I don't like rage games "
Mark: *turns Power Washing Simulator, a game supposed to be relaxing, into a rage game*
Developers taking notes laughing maniacally
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My mom overheard the screams of agony and asked in Chinese “Why is he screaming so much? Did he lose it?”
If she's talking about his sanity, yes
If she's talking about the game, no
his sanity yes he lost most of his sanity long ago
Your mom's right
That's cute how your mom was worried over Mark's wellbeing!
Lol
Its hilarious that the most relaxing, non-involved game has turned him into a speedrunning junkie. Lol.
The irony 😆
Lmao yes!!
@Haylee Shortt solitaire is not relaxing it’s life or death
Right?! Such peace. Such rage.
Do you even know what speedrunning is? This isn't speedrunning
The fact that this whole video was JUST the van and Mark was unironically raging about it cracked me up so bad. Power wash sim is a relaxing game they said. It'll lower your blood pressure they said.
It did the opposite effect for mark :|
Markiplier's secret ability is to make simple peaceful things chaotic and stressful 😂 I will always love his ability to make anything entertaining
"I'm not a masochist I just want to test my limits."
Yes Mark, we can see that.
Lol
I haven’t watched mark in years but for some reason this series has got me back into watching him lol. Still love the guy
Same!
yeah as someone whos watched him for 8 years and is still watchin i recommend stayin cause its....awesome lol
Same!!
yeah, same with me. i haven't watched mark in forever. power washing is a magnet
as for me I haven't watched him in weeks....... I'm glad he's having a good time but idc for this content. lmao the difference
Me: “Surly this video isn’t just going to be mark only cleaning this van”
Mark: BET
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@majormayhem3597 Lol
@@majormayhem3597 meme
Lol surly
Starts out with "oh what a silly little game idea, I'll try it"
Moves into an obsession
Starts speedrunning the game to perfection
We may only be a few weeks away from markiplier's powerwashingcon 2021
The power washer Ethan bought was a sign from the future
i stg if it doesn't involve Bob, Wade, and everyone on the planet taking turns powerwashing Mark to test his body limits
Yes
I felt like lixian had a lot of fun editing this, ‘‘twas a masterpiece
Really? I was just thinking "Geez, imagine having to edit Mark washing the same car over and over and over again." xD
Brother, there are many things you feel while editing videos, enjoyment isn't one of them.
watching Part 1 - 5 of Mark Power washing: he's really actually trying to get stuff done in this game.
watching Part 6 of Mark Power washing: Wow he's taking this game kind of seriously.
watching Part 7 of Mark Power washing: The only let's play Mark has actually taken seriously.
watching Part 8 of Mark Power washing: sees that he is speedrunning the "van level" of the game: Nope, he's gone insane
When Mark plays a game in his SPARE. TIME.
You know he likes the game.
I feel like when he plays this in his spare time, Amy is sitting next to him trying to keep him calm
I think I remember him talking about why he only plays games when he's recording unless he really has to. This one must be special.
"I am the worst and brought shame on everyone I have ever known and loved."
Mark channeling the true speedrunning spirit.
*true asian spirit
@@nickthegreat9434 the true speed running Asian spirit.
@@nickthegreat9434 as an asian, yes
leaves in the bloonarius lol i was sad about that too, the button just disappeared
Developers: “Such a relaxing game, I sure hope no one takes it too intensely”
Markiplier:
This guy is really trolling on a channel that isn't even Jack... Wow.
Anyway yeah it's so funny how he can turn the most relaxing games into a rage game lmao
I like to imagine that in a reallife scenario, this is his van and he dumps mud on it only to take out a stopwatch, powerwash, scream, and immediately repeat.
That’s why his actual van was destroyed-the people in his life were like, “This is for your own good, Mark!”
Developers before: "This was a fun little project, and we hope it does well."
Developers now: "Three words: Power Washer Online."
The new SAO
Powerwash Simulator MMORPG where you powerwash monsters and level up your powerwasher. WOW killer.
Oh. My. God XD
If you power wash in the game, you power wash in real life
@@Aleximmortal5999 And if you get the basic power washer up to rank 200 you unlock the Mighty POWER WASHER CANNON
I feel like lixian loves these challenges mark gives him. Like, "I need you to make power washing epic."
Rachel actually edited this video! :)
Mark is unironically addicted to Power Wash simulator...
Yes
Tru
Shi....
Your probably right
Yeah
Only Mark could take a game that he himself has praised for how relaxing it is and turn it into an intense competitive sport.
I officially now hear the time lapse theme in my dreams AND nightmares.
FINALY! SOMEONE THAT KNOW THE CURSE OF THE TIME LAPSE EARWORM!
XD
Edit: *knows
@@Clemmorian why would you edit it to say "*knows" if you could just change the original comment
i started humming it earlier today and didnt catch myself for a solid minute
@@monsterupdatewhen Because I have the IQ of a goldfish.
@ItzSkittles DID I S-ST-U-UTER?!
Mark: *STRESS*
Lixian's editing: "We don't do that here."
bot
Lets put a relaxing music here
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear the chill music Lixian picked is the same every other gov office and internet/power company uses as their "you're 896th in line, please hold" music.
Or it's eerily similar. Instant ptsd.
Apart from literally every other one of this videos where he did really stressfull glitch edits?
Mark is trying to inspire people to start speedrunning this game so they are forced to find the most optimized way of powerwashing and he doesn't have to figure it out by himself.
The focus. The stress. The drama. The tears. The excitement. The triumph. This game has brought out so much from Mark. Love it.
He wasn’t lying he’s really about to hit us with a 10 part series
I’m gonna be here until Markimoo completes the lore or the plot of the game thickens properly
@@dfquartzidn6151 I mean of course we have to be I simply will stay until mark cleanes the face of the moon
Uhhhh.....we demand 10 parts minimum.
Mark - "I like this game. I can't stop playing it."
Most of us - "Please never stop playing it."
Mark: Yelling and screaming in frustration
The comments: "i love watching these relaxing videos!"
"it's a really relaxing game :))"
Mark: "Damn Me To Hell And Back!"
He said that right as I read this lol 😂😂😂
Mark last week: "This is the most relaxing game ever", Mark this week: "I FRICKING HATE YOU!!!! This is awful."
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They say he's still speed cleaning that van to this day, stuck in a perpetual loop. Some call it hell, but Mark just keeps cleaning. if you listen very carefully, you can still hear him complaining about the metal cleaner.
And the hubcaps!
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@majormayhem3597 yes he is
Love your pfp. Fat Bastard from Austin Powers 2.
*C L A S S I C*
Lol
Yo, shoutout to Lixian for his excellent editing skills! He really shines in this one, making what would be a lot of mundane, time consuming repetition seem super intense to the point that you really feel something is at stake here. Well done, Lixian. You're always an awesome editor, but this is one of your best works, I think.
The last couple minutes of this video had *NO* business being that epic.
I'm as addicted to watching Mark play this as he is to playing it. I _need_ the devs to add more levels so i can keep watching Mark clean things...
There are more levels, he just doesn’t play them
"I can literally not do worse."
My foreshadowing sense: Hey.
I must say, Lixian and Rad outdid themselves with the musical ambiance for this episode... It feels epic and exciting, they manage to make me feel like i'm watching an epic boss battle... In a powerwashing game! Really, they are excellent editors!
Powerwhasing.
The typos in this jfc
@@FuriosasWarRig ahhh sorry xD i'm still learning english xD where are the mistakes?
@@umbra191 themselfs -> themselves, fell/fells -> feel/feels, powerwhasing -> powerwashing, excelents-> excellent
dont sweat it, your grammar is good!! youll improve really fast learning from ur mistakes :)
@@alexa44276 ty! :D
I’m just so glad Lixian had a good time with the editing ✨
probably the first one he wasnt half alseep through
Mark is literally: *GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND*
*WASH* *ULTRAAAAAA!!!!!!*
I CANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Wild_Dice XD Mr. Clean = all might!
Mark: *gets under 3 minutes first try and totally aces the challenge*
Also Mark: Terrible, worst I'll ever do, lets try again even though I just succeeded.
Remember when Mark didn't like the niche of power washing, then he started to enjoy it. Now he's into the niche of sppedrunning to the point of theory crafting optimisations and requesting balance patches!
I always really enjoy seeing Mark's competitive side when he tries to achieve some kind of goal. Normally it's just "Welp, I completed the story, on to the next" and it's like.. sometimes you need to challenge yourself. This is good. I approve of this.
So when Mark quits his UA-cam career to become a professional power washer, we're not gonna act surprised, right?
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@majormayhem3597 what? Who is bob the builder?
@@bananm778 yes we can
Yep
@@majormayhem3597 Wtf man, why ?
alright who's gonna tell him that the current speedrun record is 39 seconds
How? 😶😱
39 seconds?? How???
BUT HOW THO?
*whispers* don’t
@Pham Hoang Gia Bao How do you use the most powerful power washer for the speedrun? I tried to switch it but It was only showing the basic one despite me owning it
I like how the devs are super invested in the game. There's activity and notes about progress, like, every week.
Need more maps. Please mappssss
My dad always walks in and he's like, "my god your watching this again!?". And then my man stands there behind me watching Markiplier play power wash simulator and being mesmerized by it😂
This, has to be, simultaneously, the most stressful and most relaxing episode of this series, yet.
I’m just imagining how all of this looks like from an outsider’s perspective
You send your van to be powerwashed, and suddenly the guy you paid to do it immediately leaps ontop of your van spraying his powerwash like a minigun, jumps down and does the same to the rest of the van, and just when you thought he was done, he starts yelling “WHERE ARE THE SPOTS? WHAT EVEN IS A HUBCAP?” and after he’s finally done, he keeps muttering “I know I could have gotten a better time, I KNOW I could have gotten a better time!” and “I am a disgrace to everyone I know and love”
I'm fucking dead these comments
I would immediately know that id be a returning customer. Fast AND clean? Shut up and take my momey XD
All in 3 minutes
It is the players van tho
I'm a completionist to the point of 5-starring things that don't even seem part of the 100% requirements and even I would've taken that Gold and moved on Mark
i dont even get why he was getting upset. he got the gold so early and even when beating his times he was getting mad. XD
@@BigHailFan He wanted to get 2min or below, which is extremely hard.
@@BigHailFan Time trials in general are upsetting, but yeah the stress was from a goal of his own making lmaoo
I mean, this is mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach
seriously though, I get that he always felt that he could do better or get a better time, but this is just torture for the poor guy
@@AJ-ky7jd i mean...why though? XD
Mark: doesn’t get it under 2 minutes
The matchmaker: DISHONOR TO THE FAMILY!!!!
This is what Speedrunning does to a man, its a dangerous path
Sincerely: A speedrunner
What do you speedrun?
@@Prominexus I run mostly VVVVVV, i'm currently 36th on the leaderboards
This has just turned into “Mark turns a calming game into a rage game trying to beat his best time” and I’m enjoying it! :D
I hope he also looks into "Lawn Mowing Simulator", as it has a similar kind of formula to it. - I wonder how he would respond to thát.
But I recommend everyone who likes this kind of game to check it out and support it and get the development going on it as well.
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@majormayhem3597 Before I report, bot or human parody
@@fink_rat it's human parody, he replied to a few replies
mark: *gets gold medal*
also mark: THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH I NEED TO BE BETTER
the fact that he could make an 8 part series of washing things and STILL be entertaining is something you can hardly achieve
Mark, seriously, just play the games you want to play. Don't feel bad about that. It honestly makes me happy watching you enjoy what you're doing so much.
"Sub two minutes is totally possible. It's totally possible." Spoken like a true speedrunner!
Me: He will probably get bored of this game eventually.
3 years later: Hello everybody My name is Markiplier and Welcome back to Power wash Simulator.
mark's channel just slowly transforms into a power wash simulator channel
Hes transforming
Today were going be trying to reduce are speedruns to a nanosecond or less
Its gonna end up like subnautica with 80 videos
He’ll change his channel name is Washiplier
Gets gold: uh terrible, I've brought shame upon my entire family
Mark channeling his asian spirit
@F*СК МЕ - ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE oh you still exist
@@sanderdrack yes
@@sanderdrack She's still exist
I miss the innocent Mark who was so blissfully happy at the sight of the PowerWash in action.
“Hey, is that guy alright? He washed 50 vans already…”
"Officer he's back again, he keeps breaking into my house and cleaning my van, screaming, then muddying it again, cleaning, screaming, muddying. It's an endless cycle and he's scaring my family."
The devs are working on adding more maps as well so next timer we'll maybe see Mark play a new map!! :D
Mark: "Maybe I could do this competitively"
Me: I would watch it
seeing how this episode was basically entirely rage-filled, i now understand why this isn't part of the playlist.
Us: This is so relaxing to watch
Mark: MY TIME AUGHRUSHGS MY TIIIIIIIIIIME-
Idk why but this comment made me laugh so much, the key smash is so funny 😂
Man, it only he had some kind of “show dirt” button so he could quickly and easily find the last spot he keeps missing. That’d be so useful.
“Sometimes it’s best if Mark doesn’t power wash cars for a very.... long, long LONG, TIME!!!!!”
*Amy he’s doing it again*
Nice van,can you clean mine too?
This whole PowerWashing saga with Mark has been some of the most fun I’ve ever had watching UA-cam let’s plays.
It's right up there with GTFO but in a different way
@@DC-YumpyYotemeal_4026 or The Forest. That was a lot of fun aswell. But this, the weird obsessive enjoyment Mark gets from it, the dumb music everytime. It’s so soothing and just fun to watch.
Never thought he would get so addicted he started speedrunning
Thoroughly enjoying this
Amy: “Mark, your obsession with this game has gone too far. Come to bed”
Mark: “MUST. WASH. THINGS”
Judging by the slats next to him…. Bed is no longer an option 😂
Mark's Therapist: It is alright, everyone has addictions, the trick is to mamage them. At least your addiction is a tame one, it can be much much worse. If you believe it, my collegue has a patient who is addicted to Power Wash... (Reads Mark's notes) ...ing himself.
Underrated comment.
Rad_R and Lixian are telling us something really important: Whenever the zoom to Mark's time appears, they always show the Gold Medal time rather than just Mark's time. They're letting us know that there's more to this than just Mark being angry he's not breaking his own really good records.
That he’s good at the game? That he beat the three minute time and that it’s him only fighting himself at this point?
Defeat Markus' score..
..Be can become God!
As an employed power washer I can confirm that we gradually transform into real life speed runners.
Mark’s gonna pass a blue van one day and just brake down in the middle of the street weeping.
Mark "I-Have-Infinite-Patience" Fischbach, everybody.
again I say ,,, hear me out. World’s quietest let’s play, with this game. ULTIMATE SATISFACTION
If he does it like the bread episode, all low and growly.. I'm totally in.
Powerwash simulator: a calm and relaxing game where you clean everything with the most satisfiying way
Mark: *frustrated on getting the fastest time he want*
Watching Mark do this was like watching him touch a hot pan and get burned, then proceed to do it again thinking something would change lol. He just kept brute forcing his way and wasn't careful then got angry lol
Bob the builder is burning in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are we even surprised? He learned the same lessons over and over again every episode hahaha
I think we've finally found the dark undertone of powerwash simulator that Mark always suspected. Admittedly, it's great. You see, the horror game was not powerwash itself, but rather, it was the origin story on the relentless pursuit of an impossible time that drove Markiplier into madness. Truly, brilliant. He has become the horror game stories that he plays so much.
Or maybe it was the enemies we washed along the way?
@@FilthTribeFTP Don't you mean "washed" along the way ;)
@@ValtheJean what are you talking about? That's exactly what I wrote.
@@ValtheJean hmmm, UA-cam is being glitchy, I don't know why it says my comment is edited. I did no such thing.....
@@ValtheJean oh I remember, I forgot to add the question mark. I'm a good guy, you can trust me 😂😂😂
🤞
Mark: what a peaceful game I've found!
Also Mark: how can i make this painful
The editing and marks personality makes this so much greater than the game could ever be on its own, big props mark and lixian!
18 minutes of mark learning what speedrunning is like. shaving seconds over the course of a billion tries, forgetting obvious things, making small mistakes and completely restarting, and then doing it all again over and over and over and over.
I’ve watched every episode of this so far, and have bought the game and put many hours into it myself. Up until now I’ve wanted to but haven’t commented about how you just need to hit the tab button to highlight dirt that’s left. When he was casually playing it hitting it is not as important. But if you’re trying to do it quick and get it all as fast as you can hitting tab is mega important. Also I for one would absolutely LOVE Markiplier speedrun content. Especially with this game because I personally adore it as much as I do. Ok thanks sorry
@@sakuraheony i also got the game, its really satisfying to play and the controls are really smooth and intuitive
if you enjoy watching youll probably enjoy playing it :)
@@sakuraheony sorry for not seeing this sooner. But yes!!!! The game has been amazing so far, and genuinely such a relaxing, and smooth experience. Whenever I’m heated from other games I love to play this and just relax. Would for sure recommend it!
I feel like the more he plays this game, the more he gradually starts raging because of the time he has. Just a feeling
You know its just a feeling...
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear cap
I’m not hating on him at all for anyone getting confused. I WAS JUST SAYING AS A JOKE. I love mark’s videos I would never put a hate comment on one of his videos.
@@yomommadidurfriendsmomshus4050 it's a bot, they respond that to a ton of people
@@yomommadidurfriendsmomshus4050 Don't take the replier above you seriously, he's a little bit special
This episode is an amazing depiction of Mark slowly losing sanity.
Gotta love how even though this is supposed to be a relaxing and satisfying game, Mark STILL finds a way to rage at it. Perfect
Mark: This is totally possible!
Me playing any game: There’s no way this is possible!
Mark: *Beats his best time*
Also Mark: Oh my God this is the worst I've ever done.
mark: i got the gold
also mark: ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
@@AngelWingsYT True.
I used to use these to help me relax while I was taking breaks. Now here we are, descending into the depths of madness and obsession.
I’m not surprised that he’s playing this part over and over to beat his time.
I am surprised that he made it a video. And that we’re all watching it. And enjoying it.
At around six minutes I was finally like “..did he really make an entire episode on just power-washing this damn van?”
I mean I’ll stay for the whole thing, but. Damn, we really out here doing this. Funny thing’s that I’d do the exact same thing in his situation. 😔
I don't think I've ever before seen a man so angry and disappointed with his continuous success.
i wanna like but it's at 69...
I wonder when Mark will realize there are more story levels after the current one that's listed. 🤔 But even then, this made me want to do the challenge levels myself now! I originally wasn't really considering them, because I thought they'd also have the area levels, which Mark pointed out would be way too difficult.
Imagine hiring some dude to pressure wash your car and he's like "yeah it'll be done in a couple minutes" and he just starts bouncing around like this
You know Mark utterly love a game when he's getting super competitive, even though it's a casual game and he already beat the target
"Mark, how many times do you want to power wash the van?"
"YES!"
Through rage, he’s found the most powerful cleaning method, rigorously shaking the mouse back and forth
Devs please make more content I need this series to continue. I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying this.
Funny how his best time was when he finally used the dirt-vision.
“I’m not a masochist”
*Mark keeps replaying the same challenge just to torture himself
It's more a sense of accomplishment and improvement than torture. I mean, he is basically a masochist xD but the reason he keeps playing it is because he always feel the need for self-improvement and bettering himself. He knows he can beat 2:00, so he keeps trying until he can (or is close enough, but notice how he only ended when he did better than his last attempts).
Mark: *screaming*
The music: Nothing to see here, just vibing
The fact that I unironically find myself checking UA-cam to watch a 30 something year old man play a power-washing simulation game at least once ever other day that genuinely brings him joy is something I wouldn't have thought I'd be purposefully doing.
Life sure is a mystery