"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That's the thought of selfish bad trainers. A good trainer always tries to win with his favorites" - Elite Four Karen, 1999
Yea, that's the essence of it. My most recent salt encounter was getting repeatedly told to f*** off, more than 30 times. Wasn't censored or anything, but once I realised he was being salty, I decided to mess with him... While also wiping the floor with them. They went so far to say "your mother would be proud" when I said I was deliberately pissing him off. Ooh, the conventional insults!
@@Shi.f.t They had a Pikachu and a Zoroark in the party. The Zoroark used Max Darkness, disguised as Pikachu. The enemy called him out for hacking since Pikachu barely learns any Dark type moves, if not any at all. So it's obvious that it's a Zoroark.
"I got my arse predicted. You must be bad!" "I lost to 5 Spinda. You must be bad!" "I lost to Sylveon. You must be bad!" Man, Showdown is fucking priceless.
Sometimes you just get unlucky and find them. The last salty dude I played was on the Balanced Hackmons format and he raged because his Zacian used Glacial Lance on my Tapu Fini and it didn't kill.
7:01 trust me i had nearly the same reaction when i saw a gyrados use a fire move and then i looked into the moveset and found out he could learn flamethrower and fire blast
Gyarados has been able to learn Fire Blast since Gen 1, because he's a dragon. That Fire Blast comes off his weak af base 60 Sp Att, but he can learn the TM/TR.
@@TheSecretAaron they kind of put zoroark into that category, as a kid I always thought rotom was a legendary because of how rare it was, and how it was presented to me.
Normally the who you get mad and scream trash use all legends or all pokemon with just high base damage and 0 priority thinking cause it worked so well in PvE that it HAS to work well in comp. lmao.
Tbf, both times Temp got very lucky and had he not both gotten a crit on the first hit and a high roll on the second, the other dude would have gotten rid of that Sylveon
Pretty sure nobody teaches their kids its okay to be a loser these days. I find the same issue on the main series, majority rage quit battles with me if they're losing.
I hate when people call it “unfair” just because they’re losing. It doesn’t matter if someone is using complicated strategy combined with items and obscure rules or destroying you with a single overpowered Pokémon. If they’re winning, they’re winning. All’s fair in Pokémon battles and war.
Fair enough, but to be fair, spamming the same move over and over again is kind of a dick move. Not saying that's what Temp was doing, just generally speaking.
God, I LOVE these "STOP WINNING!" salt factories. Goes great with pretzels and beer. 😈 You literally can't cheat on Showdown. Why do trolls keep trying to use it as an excuse?
What's really sad is I don't think they're trolling I literally think they believe he's cheating because their team of 6 legendary pokemon and no strat aren't winning.
Love seeing people still using irl logic in games like that, tho of course we all do when we’re new at a game Like why can’t I climb over this debris? When it’s the level border and it isn’t the predetermined path
@@AirmanMatch They ought to teach him good manners on loosing and telling them to suck it up and learn from the battle he lost from instead of trying to get them a win then and fix his attitude. Worried for how the little guy will end up when they grow if that truly is the case
This ain't just your average, everyday table salt. We've got weapons grade, top of the line, 100% pure Uranium Salt. Since when did Showdown allow connections to Chernobyl?
I was really really toxic long time ago, and the explanation of why sometimes we say bs that doesn't make sense its easy we don't think, we just say bs because we think we are better than anyone. Just like little kids.
The biggest thing I've seen from all of these videos is that there needs to be more people willing to put actual strategy into this game against other players. In the core games, it doesn't really matter at all what strategy you use, as long as you have fun. This is PvP, where the main element is in interesting Pokemon teams with proper type synergy and interesting, functional strategies, which is why I'm fully content to watch someone else do it because I'm not good at strategy on the fly. :P
0:19 +6 252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Drain Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Chople Berry Arceus: 450-530 (101.3 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO. there was literally no way it could’ve lived lmaoo
Even better, that's the calculation for Jolly Lucario-Mega, so not a beneficial attack nature. An Adamant one would be 494-582 (111.2-131%), but would risk an Arceus outspeed.
"stally shitters like kartana and charizard" "like kartana and charizard" "KARTANA AND CHARIZARD" ...that's what's considered stall now, eh? Here I thought stall required hp and defenses. Silly me. Now I see that a 'mon threatened by a bubblebeam it resists and one that will fold to a moderately quick thing using rock slide are the perfect pokemon for a stall team.
Get ready for my next stall team A TEAM OF SIX DITTOS! By using 6 dittos, I can confuse the opponent team as they won't know which pokemon is them and which is a ditto, meanwhile my dittos will play the longest con by trying to trick their user into thinking they are the originals My dittos will serve as their pokemon for days, nay, weeks, infiltrating their ranks, learning all their strengths in weaknesses before finally going in for the kill I won't just destroy my opponent in battle, ill destroy their life from the inside in the ultimate long game, meanwhile the pokemon I replaced will be mine for the taking, mine to steal, eventually my criminal empire will grow so large that I'll be able to put pressure on people without even battling them, making them both pay me money for winning the battle AND make them pay me protection money It is the ultimate plan
Stalling is waiting out the game for extended periods of time until you are in a position so much higher, that not one pixel is registered to them when you look down. Stallbreakers tend to be their hard counter, as they punch once in such a way that stall is shattered. (temp6t might be vulnerable to that, but unfortunately, raw pure power doesn't count as a stallbreaker for THAT.) *A single bubblebeam does not count as a stall identifier*
@@splinky9226 RAIKOU ENTEI AND SUICUNE ARE NOT DOGS. squash this stupid terminology. they are based on felines, entei is a lion, raikou is a saber tooth tiger, suicune is a leopard.
I feel like any time the mod team gets a report about Temp hacking, they drop every other in progress report, gather around with popcorn, and enjoy the show
I knew it because Gyarados had fire blast as one of it's set moves in Pokemon Stadium. The series was adamant early on that Gyarados was a dragon in every way except for it's typing, strangely enough.
"Boss, someone thought Shedninja was a hacked pokemon again" "Boss, another person said slurs and then reported someone for hacking because their team of 6 legendaries lost." "Boss, someone thought a disguised Zororark was a hacked pokemon again"
0:20 Alright, back to the damage calculator. Mega Lucario with +6 boosts, max attack and jolly nature using drain punch vs max hp max defence impish chople berry arceus takes 101% at minimum from drain punch.
We did the calcs slightly different i see I factored in EVERYTHING. Adaptability, Adamant nature(more likely), against Bold nature. Does 111% MINIMUM drain punch. Either way they get one shot
@@kweeniepiez not necessarily. while you may disagree with it, calling a straight person gay is an insult. And tons of dumb younger people and gamers use it as one.
Maybe if they watched JaidenAnimations Pokemon Platinum Nuzlocke video, they would've been prepared for fire blast Gyarados (I sound like that LOONA Stan don't I? Lol)
Of course, when the lone braincell is bouncing around inside their skull, it can only see the premade uber team and think it means "uber good" then they proceed to get stomped every game and return to their xbox manners
I've seen em they think that raw stats mean everything Then they forfeit when they realize I've got a 4x speed 4x special attack 3x evasion Greninja that can type switch and sweep there entire squad Stats mean nothing Legends mean nothing What matters is skill and a dash of luck for some things to proc
@@hellhound74 Stats DO mean everything. *Say, that's a nice stat count you have, it would really be a shame if I used boosts on myself to basically have more.* WHOOPS I AM THE GOD NOW (It's a bit vague, so you might not see it, but it's a joke)
I love the one around 4 minutes. Gets hard read on the Arceus switch in "you're dumb because you used an ineffective move and just got lucky that i switched"
plus pretty sure if an autistic kid or adult put their mind to it... they'd 100% win without any cheats as they are some of the smartest people if it's something they love.
When I played pokemon when I was younger, I only ever kept attacking moves. I thought why would I ever take a turn to not attack, when I could attack. I imagine there's a similar mentality.
"Drain punch weak already and then chople berry with max hp?" Did he forget the 4x attack? And then that guy who says "it isn't fair for someone who wants to play nice" who's literally running a Zacian
+6 252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Drain Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Chople Berry Arceus: 450-530 (101.3 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO. I literally calced a max HP/DEF with +Def nature with chople berry, which I bet this guy didn't have. Still dead to drain punch
7:51 "Hacks!" Metronome could have literally landed on any other bug type move too though. Ain't your fault for getting a move x4 super effective against Celebi XD
0:23 Sure, an Adaptability boosted, +6, super effective Drain Punch from a pokemon with 145 base Attack stat is totally not going to obliterate your Arceus
+6 252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Meteor Mash vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Arceus: 726-856 (163.5 - 192.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO Arceus pretty much died two times over and this dude is out here saying he knows he would have lived. Pinnacle of clownery right there
There's fair and There's Unfair. Unfair is something which almost always wins/achieves objectives no matter what, like Banquet of Millions OTK in Master Duel. This is all legit and playable
A Max attack Mega-Lucario even with a Jolly nature, at +6 attack, has a guaranteed OHKO when using Drain Punch on a Max HP and Max Defense Arceus (with Defense nature) holding a Chople Berry. That attack would deal 101.3% to 119.3% of that Arceus health even after consuming the berry.
I did the numbers on the Nihilego too, and just to further the point about how stupid he was acting, here's what I found. And this calc is pushing the limits: +1 0- SpA Life Orb Lunatone Stored Power (320 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Payapa Berry Nihilego: 341-403 (80.8 - 95.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO This is literally the only way Nihilego can assure that it could always survive that hit from Lunatone's Stored Power, and it hinges on Lunatone being minimum SpA. If you change Lunatone into a +SpA Nature, this happens: +1 0+ SpA Life Orb Lunatone Stored Power (320 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Payapa Berry Nihilego: 419-493 (99.2 - 116.8%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO ...Yeah. Him saying Nihilego was max SpDef was stupid because Nihilego literally CANNOT survive a 320 BP Stored Power from a +1 Lunatone without a Payapa Berry, even with both HP AND SpDef maxed!
Dude some people just never learned that failure is an inescapable part of life. I once watched an episode of Chopped in which it looked like one guy was short-circuiting because he legit thought it was impossible for him to lose. He was so convinced that winning was a certainty that his brain broke when he lost.
Also, not sure if you've played Team Fortress 2, but at one point the devs were pandering to newer players. Why does this matter? Highly skilled players were getting banned from servers because they got accused of hacking because the noobs simply refused to accept that someone could be so skilled.
@@Ch3k0v used to happen to me in battlefield games when I was younger, I'd run totally out of ammo then run around a small building with multiple exits and a second story melee killing people and usually got voted off servers for 'hacking' but I was like 9 and wouldn't know how to hack.
@@fall4wisdom552 Lol. You were just too good, like Donnie Yen during the opening scene of "Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zen". I recommend checking that out because it's such an epic scene.
I cant remember what game it was (it was an old one though), but I remember having a Charizard with Fire Blast, Slash, Fly, and Dig, and absolutely destroying the Elite Four with just him and like one other Pokémon lol
Although my days in playing Pokémon Showdown have gone out in a whimper, at least I’m happy to know that people like you are exposing their toxicity through these kinds of videos.
@@LordZanas adaptability is an ability that certain pokémon have that increases the power of STAB moves. So a STAB move does 2.0x DMG isntead of 1.5 DMG. The Lucario was not just mega, but max ATK + 252 ATK EV + STAB Adaptability Drain Punch.
Seeing some of these matches with you only having one or two Pokemon in your entire team is just terrifying, I'd forfeit the instant I see my first Pokemon get annihilated in one hit haha
"you are bad"
-the guy losing to a bunch of spindas
Ikr
Spinda sounds so weak but when you use it right it literally just kills anyone
@@just_another_person_who_li4675 Anything can just kills anyone if you use the right strat ;)
**SPINNING INTENSIFIES**
But it is using V create which seems to be hacking
"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That's the thought of selfish bad trainers. A good trainer always tries to win with his favorites"
- Elite Four Karen, 1999
One of the only Karens I thoroughly support.
Elite Four Karen gets asked for by managers
I believe it. I bring mismagius and flareon to Ubers with that statement to back me.
And I win
And thats a thing I and many others go and respect for
"I can report you for hacks and they will believe me lol"
Temp literally a former mod : ok
Why former?
@@king_archfiend5311 He retired
Temp: you have no power here
@@king_archfiend5311 with how big showdown was managing all the toxicity was probably too much for them
@@nathanmartinez4718 Skylanders reference.Or no?
Honestly, being called a hacker when you’re not hacking has got to be the greatest compliment ever.
Yes lol,
I got that a lot on MW2
@@HINDERIZED the good old days
@@taylorjacquez7451 bless
Especially in more competitive games
"How are you using a water type with fire attacks?" - Sit down, son, and let me tell you about how much of a wild ride Gen 1 was back in the day.
Bruh gyrados is a dragon of course he breaths fire lol
Kids today can't understand the wild west that was gen 1
@@Nunyo-Bizznez the “lmao what even is balance?” gen
When special attack and special defense were one stat
Gen 1 was amazing
best gen
Imagine playing anything goes and then complaining about what you face. Like just play in the tiers if you don't wanna face gimmicky OP shit
My full Raichu team: goddamit Diego why do you want to make us suffer in AG!?
but then how will he use 6 eternatus or sum shit like that
Exactly that's what I do
They do it cuz they think they are smarter than everyone else
fellow weavile brethren
"You're a cheater for using something that isn't a legendary and requires more brain power to design than push button to win."
exactly lmfaoooo
Sounds like Kaiba
@@kagemushashien8394 Nah, Kaiba would just try to pay you off if he is losing
Yea, that's the essence of it.
My most recent salt encounter was getting repeatedly told to f*** off, more than 30 times. Wasn't censored or anything, but once I realised he was being salty, I decided to mess with him... While also wiping the floor with them. They went so far to say "your mother would be proud" when I said I was deliberately pissing him off. Ooh, the conventional insults!
“And also you’re brain dead”
“Drain Punch is already weak”
Does my dude NOT see the 4x Atk below Lucario’s HP Bar?
Mega*
Yea the "mega" part makes this even more important bc the ability makes STAB bonus 2x and not 1.5x
Even if his arceus was Maxx hp and def impish with chople it would have been easely ohkod by a max mega luke
He's UNAWARE of the stat my guy
on top of mega lucario's adaptability lmao
“How did you register in 2015 and not know what a Zoroark is?”
OMG IM DYING THAT WAS SO FUNNY
I don’t get it
@@Shi.f.t
They had a Pikachu and a Zoroark in the party. The Zoroark used Max Darkness, disguised as Pikachu. The enemy called him out for hacking since Pikachu barely learns any Dark type moves, if not any at all.
So it's obvious that it's a Zoroark.
6 years of pokemon experience and not knowing what a godamn zoroark does is that guy just admitting he is an idiot
@@sir.zermaroon3894 huh...
Nice
I'm pretty sure every opponent on Showdown doesn't know what a Zoroark is
"My cousin is a mod"
Temp, a former mod: bruh moment
Temp: **realizes this is actually his little cousin**
“NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-“
@@purpleemerald5299 XD
Temp is a mod wow i sisnt know that
Didnt
I guess that’s around the same rage mode as “My Dad works for Nintendo!”
"Trash" He says as his team of six gets eviscerated by a single Tyranitar
Yeah, like sure, it was a ghost monotype, but still, one Tyranitar
Dude asked for the team tempt should've replied "yeah it's t-tar"
All super effective hits tyranitar is dark pretty no duh lol
"I got my arse predicted. You must be bad!"
"I lost to 5 Spinda. You must be bad!"
"I lost to Sylveon. You must be bad!"
Man, Showdown is fucking priceless.
I see this and get why Nintendo doesn't fully implement Voice chat between strangers.
Wait is Pokémon showdown actually made by Nintendo? I thought it was just a fanmade gane
@@Feezee223 Yeah, it's fanmade.
@@Feezee223 its fanmade, but assuming the actual games have anything close to the same toxicity(and they do), its a good preview of what could be
Pokemón about to turn into COD Lobbys
@@Feezee223 it's a fangame but the Pokémon community is as toxic as this either way so the point still stands
where do yall find these types of players, anytime someone is mad at me on showdown they just curse me out in spanish then forfeit
or french or hindi
and i feel that i shouldn't have bothered translating
Sometimes you just get unlucky and find them. The last salty dude I played was on the Balanced Hackmons format and he raged because his Zacian used Glacial Lance on my Tapu Fini and it didn't kill.
I find non toxic or straight up mute people who don't say a thing. Maybe I haven't played enough
@@wherearemypowers I think that was my brother trying balanced hackmons for the first time lol
Yeah, I wish I could find these people
Kids when they miss a move even through the move has 90% accuracy or get 1 hit koed: HaCkEr My CoUsIn OwNs PoKeMoN sHoWdOwN aNd He WiLl BaN yOu
My thoughts exactly. Just how much of a kid you can be to get salty because you miss a 90 accuracy move lol
It was probably his little brother that wrote this.
and worse part they send out like 6 arceus
If your cousin is the owner then why cant he just make you win
If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate
8D
7:01 trust me i had nearly the same reaction when i saw a gyrados use a fire move and then i looked into the moveset and found out he could learn flamethrower and fire blast
Gyrados being dragon type just got to me like meh, it can use some fire types but which ones lol
Gyarados has been able to learn Fire Blast since Gen 1, because he's a dragon. That Fire Blast comes off his weak af base 60 Sp Att, but he can learn the TM/TR.
you know what that makes much more sense now that i think about it also gen 1 movepool was very wild iirc
@@eternitysummer4739 it wasn’t wild, it was just kind of shit =/
@@Empr4evr gen one Gyarados wasn't dragon type it was water or water flying (idr if gen one or two added flying type to it offhand)
"you have 4 legendaries like sabely"
ah yes, sableye the legendary
I don’t want to know how many people probably think Zoroark is a fucking legendary lmaooo
ban sabely!!1!1
Ah yes sabely not sableye
@@TheSecretAaron At least Zoroark had its own movie.
@@TheSecretAaron they kind of put zoroark into that category, as a kid I always thought rotom was a legendary because of how rare it was, and how it was presented to me.
“Trash”
-the people losing to basic pokemon
With full legends team without any thought and just went "ooooo well these numbers high so ooooo"
Normally the who you get mad and scream trash use all legends or all pokemon with just high base damage and 0 priority thinking cause it worked so well in PvE that it HAS to work well in comp. lmao.
They are so stupid that dont undertand estrategies, only see basic pokemon
"I had you twice" - guy who didn't even have him once
"You didn't have me, you didn't even have your 'mon"
💀💀💀💀
He called tempt lucky because his 8 defense Volcarona lost to a move that deals 280
I hate when people say things like this. If they truly had you, they wouldn’t have lost
Tbf, both times Temp got very lucky and had he not both gotten a crit on the first hit and a high roll on the second, the other dude would have gotten rid of that Sylveon
I just love that most players completely forget about zoroark's ability, and then call you hacker for being immune to psychic
Funny how- “ A water type using fire type moves “ surprises them- being to know gyarados is one of the few water types that learns fire moves.
someone needs return to pokémon school right?
@@yancostamoreira2264 yup
Omg thank you so much I have shit knowledge in Pokémon moves well except a few but thanks
@@bossmusic3907 welp i reccomend you bulbapédia it´s helps when i forgot something in world pokémon
Well shit I never knew that. Seriously though I did not know that so damn I'm dumb
"I'm not letting you win."
He said like he could stop it.
he said it like he's the main character
"I'm not letting you win." - random generic allied NPC who's about to die bitten by a bug in 1 hit
@@trippyxWZY because that's his ninja way. He never goes back on his word.
He can. with the power of god and anime on his side!
His dad is the owner of showdown :D
"How are you using a water type with fire attacks!!!"
Who's gonna tell him that something as simple as Lopunny can use nearly every type in the game
*mew enters the chat*
*laughs in Tauros*
Smergale: pathetic
I thought that was the gimmick of Normal types, a predisposition to learn all move types.
@@bigmoe9856 Yeah. That is they’re gimmick. Being able to use everything, but being great at nothing.
“Pink mons suck”
How does it feel to lose to a mon that sucks, tho
Someone straight up called Sableye a legendary, and while he is in my heart, that’s absolutely insane how stupid some of these people were.
Pokémon that one shot/dealinsane damage = leg
Leg = good and op
this is the logic of 90% of the young players
sableye deserves the title
To be fair, it does look as cool as one.
Meanwhile me as a kid thought Tropius was a legendary lmao
@@sir.zermaroon3894 I thought spiritoom was a legendary
I’m not gonna lie, I get sableye mixed up with genesect
It pisses me off when people are losing and call their opponent bad. What the hell that would their even worse.
It's because the UU and higher tiers are full of baby boys raised by Karens.
@@luciusirving5926 mid to lower ladder
Well hi there Jesus, i have no remorse for these people so you can send them to hell :)
Pretty sure nobody teaches their kids its okay to be a loser these days. I find the same issue on the main series, majority rage quit battles with me if they're losing.
Yea ppl that call the winning player bad are idiotic lol
I hate when people call it “unfair” just because they’re losing. It doesn’t matter if someone is using complicated strategy combined with items and obscure rules or destroying you with a single overpowered Pokémon. If they’re winning, they’re winning. All’s fair in Pokémon battles and war.
It shows people do not go in depth when making their team and only use what they think as Op
It's as if strategy is actually essential in a game about *battle strategy*
Fair enough, but to be fair, spamming the same move over and over again is kind of a dick move. Not saying that's what Temp was doing, just generally speaking.
@@whocares9395 he did that in the spinda salt video though
@@pierzzy_am he did? I've only watch this and one other vid by him.
God, I LOVE these "STOP WINNING!" salt factories. Goes great with pretzels and beer. 😈
You literally can't cheat on Showdown. Why do trolls keep trying to use it as an excuse?
What's really sad is I don't think they're trolling I literally think they believe he's cheating because their team of 6 legendary pokemon and no strat aren't winning.
@@subzero308 when it really is winning.
@@gamepad3173 a good trainer is if they know strats and tactics instead of brute force
Sometimes people forget this is a strategy game...
*With actual strategy involved*
"Big numbers are legit a strategy."
Some whale in a gacha game forum I met years ago.
Wait so you’re telling me i can’t just put a full stack of arceus. How dare you
The only stat i care about controling is reducing my enemies HP to zero. You can tell by the fact that i never finished a fucking game lol
“How are you using a water type with fire blast”
That comment actually hurt
yeah that *REALLY* hurt
Honestly made me sorry for that kid like oh they really are baby, huh?
Love seeing people still using irl logic in games like that, tho of course we all do when we’re new at a game
Like why can’t I climb over this debris? When it’s the level border and it isn’t the predetermined path
@@dahuntre “why can’t i climb over this really tiny pebble”
Did the research, it’s a recent development that Gyarados can learn fire blast. It’s via TR in sword and shield.
That one guy: "I'mma so fucking kill you hacker!"
Later: "Hey, can you let me win, please?"
Didn't you see what he said?
That was his little brother!
@@AirmanMatch They ought to teach him good manners on loosing and telling them to suck it up and learn from the battle he lost from instead of trying to get them a win then and fix his attitude. Worried for how the little guy will end up when they grow if that truly is the case
The duality of man
So stupid
2:00 Was that a team of 5 Contrary Spidnas that only knew Assist and one Smeargle that only knew V-Create? That's amazing.
Hats off to the guy who said you are instead of your
Second smartest one in the video
Even then it would be "you are" instead of "you're."
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 that would just make it shorter.
@@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439 I was just correcting the OP since they tried to equate "your" with "you are." Which is incorrect.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047I think that was the point they were saying, since a lot of people can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
This ain't just your average, everyday table salt.
We've got weapons grade, top of the line, 100% pure Uranium Salt.
Since when did Showdown allow connections to Chernobyl?
I like that insult. It's mine now
Hippity hoppity ur insult is now my property
take this like and pass me the insult
Idk if this is a normalcomment or a r/cursedcomment
@@NihilityOverseer it's r/rareinsults
(Uses fighting type move on ghost type)
*proceeds to blame the other player for it not working*
laughs in sirfetch'd
@@porkeman9007 Kommo-o is not a sirfetch'd tho
@@Missingno_Miner I think they said that since Sirfetch'd has access to Scrappy.
Same with the Shedinja. It has Womder Guard by default, you fool!!
@@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439 That's not at all relevant though, because Sirfetch'd is not the pokemon involved in the senario I was mentioning.
it's funny how he was confused about gyrados with fire blast when it literally has it in the comics as well. it cannot get more possible than it is.
I never understand those people... Saying "your trash" while losing to a "trash" doesn't make them worse? Like wtf?! `~`
dont ask the logic just enjoy the salty flavour
@@chandrahermawan9184 thanks for the salt my popcorn is better now bro 🙏
You want some butter with the salt or just salt?
I was really really toxic long time ago, and the explanation of why sometimes we say bs that doesn't make sense its easy
we don't think, we just say bs because we think we are better than anyone. Just like little kids.
And they don’t even use the write grammar lol
“Pink mons suck”
*loads shotgun and prepares the holy rollout grenade*
*loads assault rifle*
I know what I must do
The fact that you’re a Jigglypuff makes this comment even funnier.
*Pull's out an ak-47 so i can Light him on fire but im doing this for other pink pokemons not miltank*
@@rockmanxremix3483 what you said
Blissey:
And I took that personally.
3:06 "you're cheating"
Can literally see all the boosts he let you get off on your team
The biggest thing I've seen from all of these videos is that there needs to be more people willing to put actual strategy into this game against other players. In the core games, it doesn't really matter at all what strategy you use, as long as you have fun. This is PvP, where the main element is in interesting Pokemon teams with proper type synergy and interesting, functional strategies, which is why I'm fully content to watch someone else do it because I'm not good at strategy on the fly. :P
0:19 +6 252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Drain Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Chople Berry Arceus: 450-530 (101.3 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO. there was literally no way it could’ve lived lmaoo
Damn
just 101 at +6
arkoos thicc
Oh that makes sense. I did the calcs myself and my smooth brain put +4 instead of +6 and was wondering how Lucario got a OHKO lol
It's people like you who give hope for better smarter competitive games in pokemon, here's my like👍
Even better, that's the calculation for Jolly Lucario-Mega, so not a beneficial attack nature. An Adamant one would be 494-582 (111.2-131%), but would risk an Arceus outspeed.
@@ordalca2939 I did the calc and my numbers are slightly smaller (486 - 574), but yeah, still a comfortable OHKO
"stally shitters like kartana and charizard"
"like kartana and charizard"
"KARTANA AND CHARIZARD"
...that's what's considered stall now, eh? Here I thought stall required hp and defenses. Silly me. Now I see that a 'mon threatened by a bubblebeam it resists and one that will fold to a moderately quick thing using rock slide are the perfect pokemon for a stall team.
Get ready for my next stall team
A TEAM OF SIX DITTOS!
By using 6 dittos, I can confuse the opponent team as they won't know which pokemon is them and which is a ditto, meanwhile my dittos will play the longest con by trying to trick their user into thinking they are the originals
My dittos will serve as their pokemon for days, nay, weeks, infiltrating their ranks, learning all their strengths in weaknesses before finally going in for the kill
I won't just destroy my opponent in battle, ill destroy their life from the inside in the ultimate long game, meanwhile the pokemon I replaced will be mine for the taking, mine to steal, eventually my criminal empire will grow so large that I'll be able to put pressure on people without even battling them, making them both pay me money for winning the battle AND make them pay me protection money
It is the ultimate plan
Man I can't believe you didn't know this already
😅😅😅😅😅 Omg.... stall Kartana!! Maybe against poison moves..😂😂😂
Kartana actually has the same defense as Ferrothorn
Stalling is waiting out the game for extended periods of time until you are in a position so much higher, that not one pixel is registered to them when you look down. Stallbreakers tend to be their hard counter, as they punch once in such a way that stall is shattered. (temp6t might be vulnerable to that, but unfortunately, raw pure power doesn't count as a stallbreaker for THAT.)
*A single bubblebeam does not count as a stall identifier*
People not knowing what a zorark is is still the funniest shit to me
As a person that made Zoroark a major part of his team it’s honestly the funniest thing ever
Show of hands, who else got Zoroark from the Shiny Dogs event in 2011 before they made Zorua in-game accessible starting with Black/White 2?
@@splinky9226 can i raise my hand by half, I may have traded a shiny for one.
@@splinky9226 RAIKOU ENTEI AND SUICUNE ARE NOT DOGS.
squash this stupid terminology.
they are based on felines, entei is a lion, raikou is a saber tooth tiger, suicune is a leopard.
@@nox_luna funny dogs haha
I feel like any time the mod team gets a report about Temp hacking, they drop every other in progress report, gather around with popcorn, and enjoy the show
Zoroark: (exists)
Underwater IQ dips on Showdown: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
Yeah have not played Pokémon in a while and it was obvious to me what was going on lol.
surprise to see you here
I was confused as to why Toxicroak wasn’t being affected and I didn’t realize the Zoroark
@@thekeegster6278 That's why I came to the comments! I'm like How? I didn't realize it was a Zoroark until now. lol.
When you realize a kids game has a higher toxicity level than a horror game.
Well, when you go deep in the mechanics of Pokémon it's no longer a kid game.
Because all the anger and fear already let out with the scare. Kids game tend to baby the players
Dead by Daylight begs to differ
@@zeroremnant4477 tbh I haven't seen many toxic players in the last weeks
"I know I said poison type was my favorite type but I didn't expect you to emulate a pile of toxic waste-"
How can temp find these type of people? I’ve only encountered one person and it gave me a really good laugh. He swore at me in 3 different languages.
Also I just realized how all of these are a compilation of your past salty experiences.
Hahahahahaha
@Alex Jones, Master of The Infowars Lol, imagine being political on showdown.
7:16 i bursted out laughing when he said gyarados can’t learn fire blast
Honestly I only knew that Gyarados could learn it because of Jaiden animations and her Platinum nuzlocke
@@sharkshrek4154ah yes a man of culture
I knew it because Gyarados had fire blast as one of it's set moves in Pokemon Stadium. The series was adamant early on that Gyarados was a dragon in every way except for it's typing, strangely enough.
9:41 “Your days are numbered”
Half expected you to reply with “always has been” 😄
Should've actually responded with that he missed a golden opportunity
"Good thing for me that number's higher than yours".
"Forfeit right now"
Temp: No, I don't think I will.
Bonus:
"my cousin is a mod he'll ban you if you don't forfeit"
Temp a former mod: *Bet.*
Sick.
Us in that situation: Do it. I %#!ing dare you. You won’t.
"I'm bulky volcarona" *proceeds to show a volcarona with only 4 evs put into defense and literally nothing else
Had health investment, tbh pretty bulky
It was the Excadrill that had only 4 EVs in Defense, not the Volcarona
Ah the “My is a Mod of ” setup never dies.
how many kids report him every day must be a pain for the mods to go through every single report
"Boss, someone thought Shedninja was a hacked pokemon again"
"Boss, another person said slurs and then reported someone for hacking because their team of 6 legendaries lost."
"Boss, someone thought a disguised Zororark was a hacked pokemon again"
What's even funnier is that he is a former mod
I see that you watch idaki SEIEKI as well 😏
Well they all gone and nvever comeback, toxicity is a thing as long as your in South East Asia countries
@@barangaysantacruz9771 man of culture I see 😏
All I’m learning from this is that a lot of kids wanted to be Pokémon masters and then got angry when reality said no
And then they don't even try to learn, they just get mad.
They've probably put more years into it than Ash has, so they probably hoped to see some results XD
Jbjbjbjbjb
My favorite will always be the "Learn the charts!" As in, your kicking my ass but you need to learn to play
You’re*
"Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it."
- Mike Tyson
0:20 Alright, back to the damage calculator.
Mega Lucario with +6 boosts, max attack and jolly nature using drain punch vs max hp max defence impish chople berry arceus takes 101% at minimum from drain punch.
We did the calcs slightly different i see
I factored in EVERYTHING. Adaptability, Adamant nature(more likely), against Bold nature. Does 111% MINIMUM drain punch. Either way they get one shot
@@shadowdragon2730 fair, I figured low balling it meant they had no counter
Don't forget stab Adaptability
@@thaiangquoc9505 I included that dw
So that’s why people are usually so surprised when I be nice while playing against them
Same tho.
I sometimes use a full legendary team, just for fun, and then have to kindly explain that its just for fun.
I do like the “monke of da snow” and “monke of da flame” gave me a chuckle
Monke of da earf
Monke of da air
Monke of da dark
His whole team was monke themed
@@3kn7kradonk70 its mokeh taim
I don’t get it why is calling someone gay the, like, ultimate roast of half of all showdown players?
it also dates them as a millenial or older which is even sadder 😭😂👌
@@kweeniepiez not necessarily. while you may disagree with it, calling a straight person gay is an insult. And tons of dumb younger people and gamers use it as one.
“How are you using a water type with fire blast?”
Who’s gonna tell him
He can't handle the truth
The person would lose their shit when find out that a ground/poison Pokémon (Nidoking) can learn ice beam and thunder
Maybe if they watched JaidenAnimations Pokemon Platinum Nuzlocke video, they would've been prepared for fire blast Gyarados (I sound like that LOONA Stan don't I? Lol)
Fr tho, she taught her Gyarados fire blast
Its been like in the beginning of the game and they never knew that you can use other moves of different types if the TM or TR is compatible with it
Logic of Pkmn SD players:
"Losing in pokemon"
Using another strategy and give gg to your enemy: 🚫
N . G A: ✅
Also insert “I hope you get (insert very random disease)” and call them trash
I always say gg but players leave instantly but one player was nice
Why is it that the ones with legendaries are always the saltiest? Like, do they think that just because they're legendaries it's an automatic win?
I bet theyre like 12 yrs old going through a pure legendary pokemon phase or sm shit isntead of planning actual strategies
Of course, when the lone braincell is bouncing around inside their skull, it can only see the premade uber team and think it means "uber good" then they proceed to get stomped every game and return to their xbox manners
Facts
I've seen em they think that raw stats mean everything
Then they forfeit when they realize I've got a 4x speed 4x special attack 3x evasion Greninja that can type switch and sweep there entire squad
Stats mean nothing
Legends mean nothing
What matters is skill and a dash of luck for some things to proc
@@hellhound74 Stats DO mean everything.
*Say, that's a nice stat count you have, it would really be a shame if I used boosts on myself to basically have more.*
WHOOPS I AM THE GOD NOW
(It's a bit vague, so you might not see it, but it's a joke)
I love the one around 4 minutes. Gets hard read on the Arceus switch in "you're dumb because you used an ineffective move and just got lucky that i switched"
Chikytuu is gonna turn into a nuclear warhead when he sees this
What is he gonna do? Cry to mommy?
@@M4x_P0w3r exactly
@@M4x_P0w3r when i commented this i mean by having a tantrum
if the whiny lil brat ever sees this ya mean
I don’t get it
I remember back in Gen 6 when Belly Drum Slurpuff was popular in OU singles, I got flamed more than once for running Vaporeon with Haze as my opener.
Lmao
Counter strats and the response they get
Kid: [is bad at pokemon]
Kid every single time, without fail: *"hAx U 4uTiStiC cHeAtEr"*
Hmm, smells like a sore loser to me.
Yea lol
What i would say: Lol, if im the cheater, that makes you have 0 Braincells.
plus pretty sure if an autistic kid or adult put their mind to it... they'd 100% win without any cheats as they are some of the smartest people if it's something they love.
Who's gonna tell 'em the creator of Pokemon is autistic?
4:53 “How did you register in 2015 and not know what a zoroark is?” DAMN temp calm down you are roasting him too much😂
All of these conversations are just:
'Wait you aint using a meta team and you re winning? You must be cheating!
"one must always outpredict your opponents to see their reactions"
-joltik
Thanks joltik
Who are you?
So wise in the way of science.
@@spider-soniczilla2989 And that My Liege, is How We Know The World To Be Banana-Shaped
These kids pretend like only attacking moves exist and they become numb when someone uses belly drum and sweep through their entire team
When I played pokemon when I was younger, I only ever kept attacking moves. I thought why would I ever take a turn to not attack, when I could attack. I imagine there's a similar mentality.
@@user-svqmbiv Yes. Very true. I did the same. And there's nothing wrong in doing that. Until we become toxic to others who beat us
@@XenonRaider Really, you don't need anything but attacks in the games pretty much always.
“This is an attack move household. The only stat we’re interested in, is reducing the opponent’s hp, to 0!”
1:41 that poor tyranitar has seen some stuff 0_0 (love your videos, I appreciate you dont use proper violence back at them)
"Drain punch weak already and then chople berry with max hp?"
Did he forget the 4x attack?
And then that guy who says "it isn't fair for someone who wants to play nice" who's literally running a Zacian
what’s not nice about having a zacian
And Adaptability..
+6 252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Drain Punch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Chople Berry Arceus: 450-530 (101.3 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO. I literally calced a max HP/DEF with +Def nature with chople berry, which I bet this guy didn't have. Still dead to drain punch
@@tzianaspetros8548 Yah Lucario got some powerful punches
I love how many Sonic OST’s you use. It makes me feel like a validated nerd recognizing them
Same here
I liked the press garden music
Kids today didn’t know about the Gyarados strats back in the day when it could learn fire blast and flamethrower
you mean you can't do that anymore?
My Gen 1 Persian with Bubblebeam and Nidorino with Ice Beam would like a word
7:51 "Hacks!" Metronome could have literally landed on any other bug type move too though. Ain't your fault for getting a move x4 super effective against Celebi XD
0:23 Sure, an Adaptability boosted, +6, super effective Drain Punch from a pokemon with 145 base Attack stat is totally not going to obliterate your Arceus
+6 252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Meteor Mash vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Arceus: 726-856 (163.5 - 192.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Arceus pretty much died two times over and this dude is out here saying he knows he would have lived.
Pinnacle of clownery right there
Not just that, even with maxed defence Drain Punch would've done 101% AT LEAST
iT hAs a ChOpPle bErRy
@@zainkhattak4042 c h o p p l e
"Thats strategy isnt fair"
Well no shit that how strategy works
There's fair and There's Unfair. Unfair is something which almost always wins/achieves objectives no matter what, like Banquet of Millions OTK in Master Duel. This is all legit and playable
A Max attack Mega-Lucario even with a Jolly nature, at +6 attack, has a guaranteed OHKO when using Drain Punch on a Max HP and Max Defense Arceus (with Defense nature) holding a Chople Berry.
That attack would deal 101.3% to 119.3% of that Arceus health even after consuming the berry.
stronk Mega-Lucario
It's literally a +6 mega! How the fuck does anyone think that a Pokemon that doesn't even resist it's stab is going to survive anything from it?
@@nathancurnutt8074 It's not just a STAB boost, which is 1.5x, it's a 2x since Mega-Lucario's ability is Adaptability.
@@Mr.Sax. fuck I didn't even Know Mega Lucario had that! That's just messed up
Could you explain the Bebarrel Ohko the 2 arceus?
“toxicroak isn’t immune to psychic, it’s x4 weak to it!”
*but you didn’t have to cut me off*
I did the numbers on the Nihilego too, and just to further the point about how stupid he was acting, here's what I found. And this calc is pushing the limits:
+1 0- SpA Life Orb Lunatone Stored Power (320 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Payapa Berry Nihilego: 341-403 (80.8 - 95.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
This is literally the only way Nihilego can assure that it could always survive that hit from Lunatone's Stored Power, and it hinges on Lunatone being minimum SpA.
If you change Lunatone into a +SpA Nature, this happens:
+1 0+ SpA Life Orb Lunatone Stored Power (320 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Payapa Berry Nihilego: 419-493 (99.2 - 116.8%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO
...Yeah. Him saying Nihilego was max SpDef was stupid because Nihilego literally CANNOT survive a 320 BP Stored Power from a +1 Lunatone without a Payapa Berry, even with both HP AND SpDef maxed!
Ha nerd! Also ggs bro
@@nobodybroda3826 Sometimes being a nerd is the best way to make fun of someone.
that guy: noooooo I’m smarter, u can’t ohko my nihilego!!!!!1!
Neosonic97: quick maths
Congrats to everyone in the video! They did a great job writing fiction
4:05 What video is this part from?
Im gonna catch u
Wait this is satire??
Except temp, temp wrote non fiction
LOL OK DUDE
It’s like people on this site can’t fathom the idea of losing.. it MUST be “hacking/cheating”, if they ever lose.😂
Dude some people just never learned that failure is an inescapable part of life. I once watched an episode of Chopped in which it looked like one guy was short-circuiting because he legit thought it was impossible for him to lose. He was so convinced that winning was a certainty that his brain broke when he lost.
Also, not sure if you've played Team Fortress 2, but at one point the devs were pandering to newer players. Why does this matter? Highly skilled players were getting banned from servers because they got accused of hacking because the noobs simply refused to accept that someone could be so skilled.
@@Ch3k0v used to happen to me in battlefield games when I was younger, I'd run totally out of ammo then run around a small building with multiple exits and a second story melee killing people and usually got voted off servers for 'hacking' but I was like 9 and wouldn't know how to hack.
@@fall4wisdom552 Lol. You were just too good, like Donnie Yen during the opening scene of "Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zen". I recommend checking that out because it's such an epic scene.
Or some people don't completely understand what's happening like the Gyrados using fire blast
I feel so sorry for this dude not getting appreciated for these awesome battles but he sure is enjoying his life, "GG!" 🗿🗿
When they say Pokémon is aimed at kids I don’t think they were expecting this
Type charts don’t matter if the move hits hard enough.
Case-in-point: Flash Fire/Sun/Charcoal-boosted Flareon
I cant remember what game it was (it was an old one though), but I remember having a Charizard with Fire Blast, Slash, Fly, and Dig, and absolutely destroying the Elite Four with just him and like one other Pokémon lol
@@MongoTheMagnificent666 Probably Gen 1. I had the exact same zard paired with a dugtrio. Dig broken.
12:50
I almost didn’t realize that the toxicroak was a Zoroark 🤣
Okay that makes sense I was so lost I was frantically googling “toxicroak psychic immunity????” Lmao
@@royceisthebestrapper7686 😂
Zoroark is a troll to begin with if someone uses physic types
"You should play in traffic" is actually brilliant 😂😂😂 I have to use that
definantly understand why your top 1200, your absolutely insane, MAD respect
Although my days in playing Pokémon Showdown have gone out in a whimper, at least I’m happy to know that people like you are exposing their toxicity through these kinds of videos.
"Your days are numbered" LMFAOO
these videos can be hard for me to watch because of how awkward and cringe the salt is
i love it keep it up
"HOW ARE YOU USING A WATER TYPE WITH FIRE BLAST"
-gentle slowking 2021
At least he didn't call haxs in the first 5 seconds
Literally no one:
That one guy: *Monke of tha Snow/Monke of tha Flame*
*M O N K E*
Reject Trainer, Return To Magic M O N K E
M O N K E
Too bad I wanted to see the other MONKES names (their team was only made of monkes )
“How did I get OHKO?”
Lucario with 4x attack
*b r u h*
Even then he had Adaptability so that man got hit with a 4x drain punch with STAB
Watching you destroy people with silly ass strats is so funny to me. Love it temp
0:13 4x attack Mega Lucario using an adaptability boosted drain punch and this dude says, “I kNeW I WoUld’vE liVEd thaT wiTH ChOplE BeRrY.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Adaptability boost. Im not a big pokefan, so I dont know that Term. Is that the same as STAB?
@@LordZanas well, with STAB the damage is ×1.5, with the ability Adaptability, the boost is increased to ×2
Surviving doesn't do much as they can follow up again and gain hp agian
@@LordZanas adaptability is an ability that certain pokémon have that increases the power of STAB moves. So a STAB move does 2.0x DMG isntead of 1.5 DMG. The Lucario was not just mega, but max ATK + 252 ATK EV + STAB Adaptability Drain Punch.
Seeing some of these matches with you only having one or two Pokemon in your entire team is just terrifying, I'd forfeit the instant I see my first Pokemon get annihilated in one hit haha
I'd keep it up to figure out how at least.
"this is unfair"
Says the guy with 6 legendaries and is literally losing to 6 basic spindas
He actually only had one legendary and one pseudo legendary and no gigantamax
Of all the toxic things they said in this video, you make fun of this?
@@MutedAndReported3032 yes
@@MutedAndReported3032 i hope u aint gettin salty
@@GeoKen It just seems a little mean to me…
I only discovered your channel a few days ago but its my new favorite thing. These are downright cathartic!