Jeff Bezos is Cool

[@sheepherder911]

Playing both SNES and Sega Shadowrun is why I follow this channel, chummer.

[@zap4156]

They’re tryna find the shiniest of the two turds

[@truwu8177]

LIKE THE EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY??/?/?/

[@hoonaignachowaneha]

I just Bezos'd all over my face and chest

[@TheBitBros]

Bet it felt amazon

[@Deadman1000]

Nick: Jeff Bezos is cool
Nick about 2 months later: HE CONTROLS THE POST OFFICE!

[@cloudbuster06]

I am attracted to the same sex

[@willknowsright9615]

😘

[@matthewweinhold427]

based conversation

[@SanchoDomingo_]

This is a safe space

[@iwantsomecookies08]

youre cool man

[@johnheitkam193]

Thanks man. You too

[@sealscrotum66]

Thanks man. You too

[@appleboat8632]

IM SUCH A FUCKING LOSER *repeatedly punching myself in the face*

[@willknowsright9615]

​@@appleboat8632 There is a solution to that. Have you tried being gay sir?

[@fromsinking]

Ah, Shadowrun. Stankiest soundtrack on the Genesis.

[@jacoenglander9608]

Adam is a gay bug

[@Chiefs_fan1595]

Anyone else feeling really gay lately?

[@thatweirdguyoverther]

I'm cool Jeff

[@compadrecacodemon7455]

As a gay, we would like to say thank you for the opportunity to have a car, but we would like to decline Tesla

[@SanchoDomingo_]

Hude elld yeah

[@heyons2808]

Makes you think

[@nolanduarte]

Jew: check out these cool return policies

[@lucasottens8506]

Shadowrun on Sega Genesis is a GOAT

[@BryceChillis]

tezlaz

[@EternalNico1]

soyboys

[@jollygrapefruit786]

*Blue flaming grim reaper skull*
*Bad to the bone riff plays*

[@holeymoley712]

This aged very poorly

[@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd]

How?

[@holeymoley712]

@@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd bad HGH bloat & deformities. Same for his psrtner

[@M.TTT.]

but Bezos didn't