WE GAVE HIM HAIR! | The Yard
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This week, slime gets his toupee! The boys talk about Slime's new hair, Ludwig selling his Vespa and Mr. Beasts recent controversy... (Episode 103)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:23 - we have a special episode..
00:01:18 - slime is finally getting his toupee!
00:01:52 - hi sam
00:02:00 - hair systems
00:04:22 - the plan
00:06:00 - how long does it take to do a hair system?
00:09:26 - the process begins
00:09:45 - no capes..
00:10:40 - donating slimes hair
00:12:00 - aiden uses 2-in-1
00:12:54 - the yard ASMR
00:13:50 - bakery ASMR
00:14:20 - ludwig talks about france
00:15:41 - slime got bullie by a 19 year old on valorant
00:16:28 - the yard 2-year anniversary!
00:16:45 - sam weighs in on aidens hair loss
00:18:27 - the dr phil
00:19:20 - finasteride
00:20:34 - slime is shocked
00:20:47 - slime gets sealed in the tomb
00:22:17 - peter & lud's mum visit him for the first time
00:23:25 - slime & peter were chopping stuff up
00:25:20 - aiden is a threat to moms
00:26:20 - sam has a collection of bald moulds
00:27:55 - hunter biden
00:29:29 - flossing family rap
00:31:13 - blud said disciple
00:32:29 - slime's head gets glued
00:33:20 - pohmade
00:34:03 - Rocket Money!
00:36:17 - slime is like a computers systems
00:36:49 - bald people can get their head chiseled
00:38:10 - a victim to big dental
00:40:20 - nick spits everywhere
00:41:25 - slime becomes tyler the beast
00:42:40 - our ad reads
00:46:15 - does slime keep it or not?
00:47:30 - slime's lookalike
00:48:35 - ludwigs vespa was sold, and it got refunded...
00:52:02 - slime's hair update
00:52:40 - slime met Grace Van Dien and showed her his tattoo
00:57:41 - could slime recognise drew gooden on the street?
00:58:47 - ludwig left the auction and got recognised
01:00:47 - mr beast holding his mr beast
01:03:00 - Bird Dogs!
01:04:55 - slime is ludwig pilled
01:05:12 - ludwig showed his mom youtube
01:06:42 - mr beast could get 20 mil subs on an anonymous youtube channel
01:08:35 - slime is going to drop kick me apparently
01:09:10 - our stats on the last episode
01:10:25 - this youtubers thumbnails are wild
01:12:19 - slime's new trim
01:15:44 - hair transplants
01:18:45 - we're done
01:21:00 - the different type of hair systems
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Thank you for bringing me on your Podcast and giving me the opportunity to share with the world my Passion and my Craft. 🫶🏼❤️ The support has been amazing and I am hopeful that this will help end the stigma around men wanting to wear a Hair System.
Let’s solve hairloss for good!
Your work is amazing!
something about this not having a heart is funny
Sam this is so cool what the heck how does it look that good
You did an amazing job!
You were great Sam, you're really talented 💙
I can't believe Ludwig shaved his ass every week for a year just to collect the hair for Slime's toupee.
He was so real for that one. True homie.
and then not washing it when he gives it to slime is crazy
If my ass hair is blonde then his ass hair is blonde
Imagine next episode all them are all bald (shaved/wearing bald caps) except slime and he just roast them for an hour.
@@AlexLauer-tq1xf more likely that they all roast slime for having hair and they feign bald valor for the duration of the podcast.
@@ebenezer-scrooge its just more authentic that way
Seeing the "So theres this guy Ken" bit being done to an actual person waa fucking hilarious to me
Me too, I laughed to the point of tears at that 😂
This bit has entered the goat conversation
It was executed so well I loved it
this is the inclusivenss i strive to attain in any conversation
Time stamp?
Okay now Aimen needs to embrace his maturing hairline and become the bald yard boy
Aimen's hairline is hot, he should keep it.
Then The Yard is everyone starting out making fun of slime until one by one they become him
but then who would be the guy THAT NOBODY LIKES (nobody)
It would be really funny if next ep the other three all went bald and started talking about how good it looked
@@matthewjamesmjw4172 Right? usually wouldnt be a fan but he makes it work well
seeing slime with hair is like seeing a person in a wheelchair get up and go for a run - like i'm happy for you but that's just too uncanny
I like to imagine slime reading this LMAO
Not really into Smash and thought to just have a look at Ludwig's event real quick. There was a panel and I could hear his voice but couldn't spot the shiny beacon of his head. Ended up on his twitter and here to find out wtf happened lmao
i actually love the ridiculous amount of chapters because I just accidentally refreshed the page and the video started over and I thought "shit he was talking about bakery ASMR" and there was a chapter for it
Honestly it's so helpful, I've had similar experiences
It's especially funny because usually I'd be happy about chapters to skip the ads but the Yard ads don't annoy me so I usually forget to skip them
It makes catching up on episodes so much easier, I always remember where I left off
@@Lucarioguild7yeah because most of the time they are talking about how their sponsor has skeletons in their closet and the barge so it’s basically just another bit
It's great when you're swapping from the pod to the vid
slime really went from having all of the hair waxed from his body to being the only Yard member to grow a beard. truly inspiring
Sam is an actual artist. I didn't know it was possible for hair systems to look good.
That's just how good they've gotten. They weren't always this good, but they have been for a while. But the whole point of a good hair system is that you can't tell that they're even there.
You kidding right you know we in 2023 right😀
You can tell its been like 20 years since Slime's had a haircut, Sam's in there trying to trim him down and make him look good and he just won't stop fucking moving
Sam back there fighting for her life and Slime's trying to cut his new hair as he whips his head back and forth bantering with Nick and Lud/Aimen
She’s just tryna give this man hair and he’s whipping that shit around like an oscillating fan lmao
Slime's yassification is the greatest thing to happen to The Yard
Slime finally getting the crown every king deserves 🥹
Hail to the king
Sam yanking on Slime's hair unleashed a forgotten memory he thought he'd never get back
You know Slime's going to piping good now
find god
@@wumbothesecond6363we have and he’s piping good now
@@DankBobRossSlime is God?
mid pipe curse is gone?!?!?!?
@@wumbothesecond6363 mid
Just when I thought slime couldn't be any more precious.
Now I really wanna see him shave his beard to see how young he can look
Sam's work is legitimately incredible. The "Mang0 switching from puff to a spacie" analogy early on was surprisingly apt.
If you ever wanna see what peer pressure is just watch the end of this video where Sam agrees to put Aiden in a blood machine
100% 😂
her little sheepish "yeah" was funny
Slime: "Our job here is to de-stigmatize hair systems"
Ludwig: "This is the steroids of hair"
I donated my hair to Wigs For Kids a year ago, if it went to Slime I can proudly say I saved a life
Sam silently and awkwardly waiting for the boys to stfu and notice that shes done 💀
Slime with hair is everything I didn't know I wanted
Didn't a lot of people specifically want this
Slime with hair is everything i didn't know i didn't want
6 minutes in and Slime is rolling in the Ws, she said the hair system will make him MORE handsome, implying that he was already handsome before the system
Hey guys - great podcast! I just wanted to take a minute to say Happy Birthday Ludwig! You made my 58th such a fun night just wanted to send some great vibes your way on your special day! You are catching up to me!! Have a blast! ❤️Janet
the artsy clip of slimes head might be my favorite intro clip. it feels like the opening to a 90’s tv show or like the adult swim logo reveals
For episode 104 y’all should get a dermatologist to do a scalp biopsy on -Aiden- Aimen
more like autopsy 😔
ill never know why we call him aimen but we shall
I'm amazed by how professional Sam the 'Hair System' person was. I wouldn't keep losing my shit laughing the whole time.
Its because this podcast its not funny to woman
@@edfgc nuh uh, QTCinderella watches it
@@DuringDark actually? lol
@@edfgcdamn when did I become a man?
@@dreamingmage7524with your name and the weird aggressive nature of your comment? I’m guessing either at birth or you transitioned to being a woman and are extremely defensive about it and in either case I just want you to know that I can tell.
I don’t know why but as someone who has really bad teeth and have always been insecure about it, Lud’s speech about the “perfect teeth standard” really inspired me
Slime got instantly so much more chill as soon as he got hair, what a job as well, it looks so real
I love watching Sam just continously trying to keep slime still while she works
I am really amazed how the Yard crew (or in this case QT) keeps finding these people.
There are so many UA-cam videos / podcasts with trade professionals / experts that get invited and just look miserable being there. Or are just straight up not entertaining in the slightest.
But every time the Yard boys have someone on, it's a certified banger and they just fit in, like they have never done anything else.
The waxing lady, the tattoo guy, now Sam... really takes the Yards a step above most podcasts.
From being waxed to getting more hair, incredible character development
Genuinely concerned at the evolution of slime becoming The Hot Guy of the podcast. Like even when he goes back to being bald. I wasn’t expecting this when I first started watching.
the fact that the only youtube videos luds mom watches are his and qt's is adorable as fuck
Not even 10 minutes in and we're hitting the professional guest with "so there was this guy named ken"
I truly love this pod
I have never seen nick more happy in a video ever.
The part about Slime meeting Grace Van Dien and showing her his Starship Troopers tattoo is so sweet. I'm just surprised he didn't tell her about another thing that could've been important, the floor wife bit
I love how Slime once got all his body hair removed on the podcast and now he is getting hair glued onto his body.
Slime made me more comfortable with my deep dark secret love for stuffed animals and now I kinda want a hair system
The wax episode was some soldier sh*t too.
What a king
I have been so excited for this episode since ludwig announced that slime got hair on his last stream
Slime having to correct an English Major every episode is by far the funniest meta of this podcast.
Lol isn’t Slime also an English major?
As a 21 year old whose hair is starting to thin, this gives me hope.
At 21 my god that’s bad😅
@@chrissantos5580 male pattern baldness doesnt discriminate ages
Same brother
23 here, i feel that so hard. for me it was like... immediately after high school. i didn't notice changes until my hair stopped growing as long at 18-19... at 20 it started getting shorter near the top and now i'm fully balding like slime. its some real shit
22 here, mine starting going at 17 and looked real bad in senior year of hs. I actually shaved a couple weeks before graduation and am bald in those photos (super glad I did that). I feel for you, sucks to lose it at any age but 21 is particularly painful.
Slime truly loved it when Sam pulled his hair
I think Nick’s theory about the last episode having subscriber feed views is true, that’s exactly why I clicked on. Used to watch every episode, so I remembered the joke and wanted to hear the payoff
The hardest I have laughed at a piece of content in weeks was when they actually did the ‘so there was this guy named Ken’.
I love that bit so much lol
just realised Aidem is wearing the outfit that Zipper 3 thirsts over
oh shit slime just said it hahhahaha
1:09:00 the whole "wrapping up a story" idea is the reason I clicked the notification for last week's pod so quickly. I watched the original Amouranth episode when it came out, and when I saw the thumbnail for last week's pod I said "no fucking way" out loud.
Man Tony Starr is absolutely majestic
Edit: Slime getting a welcome to the Roughnecks is so damn cool
Imagine we all got to witness a life-changing event for Slime, and he never goes without hair again
Petition to make Sam the 5th member of the Podcast. She didn’t say much, but when she did she killed lol
Sam was such a wholesome guest to have on the pod and I love how she even dipped her feet into the boy's humor too. Slime looks good as shit too holy hell
The editing around the sounds of the haircut is phenomenal Holy shit they have come so far
From getting all his hair on his body waxed off to gaining primordial power of a toupee, we should all fear our lord and savior Slime
Can already tell this is gonna be a banger video
Slime hitting them with Goofus and Gallant. Such a deep cut.
I’m old too
this was my first yard episode and i loved it!! u guys are all so awesome loll
Slime looks so good with the hair system and I love him for it
Honestly its not the hair that makes slime younger, it's the fact getting the hair made him happier and like less of a depresso espresso.
Hats off to the audio mix picking up barley anything from the buzzer.
Slime literally had like one of the best experiences ever with his tattoo and I am so envious
38:03 the tone, the intonation, the stupidness of it, this would be a perfect line to put in smiling friends
This situation was the funniest version of the "there's this guy named ken"
"I don't want bugs attacking earth"
"But... They will."
Such a funny episode I love how the boys all switched and loved how slime looks with hair very wholesome
This was the funniest episode in so long 😂 banger after banger
omg yes. I had to postpone listening yesterday just because I knew this was gonna need visuals to go along
now, if slime shaved his facial hair, he could finally go be a japanese businessman. one step closer to his dreams ❤
I think he looks happier with hair and it makes me happy
I tried to donate my hair when I was 19 and that was when I found out it has to be at least like shoulder length to be donateable. So me being the stubborn person I am, grew it out for the first time in my life, I grew to love it, now I'm turning 26 on July 9th and have only gotten it trimmed once in almost 8 years. It's now long enough to donate two sets of hair if thats even possible 😂
Slime really just has a good looking face huh?
the minor detail from archie man to make sure the callout for her instagram was differentiated visually from the twitter callouts was neat
istg I had the biggest grin on my face this whole podcast this was great
the end of this podcast episode may be the most wholesome the pod has ever been. slime is the goat. i'd go bald for that man.
I've sat down every week to watch this podcast for the last 2 years
Literally since day 1
Maybe it's time I join the Patreon haha
omg this is gonna be the best episode
If Slime gets hair and Aiden loses his, the universe might implode on itself
No, that's just the proper balance of the world. The Yard must always have a bald boi.
Been waiting for this! Lets go!
Slime looks so good! With or without hair of course, but I hope he'll consider fucking around with different hair systems in the future
16:34 the noise Nick made was amazing
32:09 I didn't expect it but knew deep down that Slime knew cowboy bebop. Also referenced Looper in the same ep which makes me feel so old lmao
It looks so much better than I could ever have imagined
can’t believe this is the second time they brought up training their kids in different fighting styles
I listened to the Spotify episode and I just needed to see the hair. I can’t believe it looks that good.
guess the next patreon goal should be ludwig getting braces
this was insanely good and sam is so lovely!!
Aiden does look good in that fit. weirdly, he actually pulls it off so I’m with his girlfriend on this one
I love the idea of the boys getting haircuts on the podcast every week lol
Ludwig is so into Slime’s hair, lol. The excitement and fascination in Ludwig’s eyes!
Everyone chanting "shame", and Slime getting happy its not him for once whilst having that UFO gear on his head LOOOOL
Toupees looks so good nowadays! So happy to see guys embracing it and having it give them some confidence!
It's rediculous how good this looks
This is gonna be so great animated
The balance has shifted. There must always be a stark in Winterfell, Aiden must be shaved for the good of the realm!
Happy Birthday Ludwig! ☺️
Yaaaayy baabbby that what I’ve been waiting for!!!!
Now that Slime has hair i fell like someone else should loose their hair so that balance can be maintained.
Aiden's on his way already
aimens already half way there
Lud
Moments like 1:14:06, are y I love the yard podcast😂
Audio listener here and Sam looks exactly how I imagined when listening and proud of u guys for 2 years damn near
the mic pop at 16:33 when nick opens his mouth to emote has me crying
now that you mention it
48:24 Yo glad you had Alpharad on this episode.
Hey slime thanks for bringing it up about the tattoo that’s so cool