2AB Ki Gajab Kahaani - Stand-up Comedy by Varun Grover
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- Опубліковано 8 бер 2019
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Who says our leaders don't have a sense of humor? At least it can't be disproved mathematically.
Video credits:
Edited by: Ramit Verma (aka Official PeeingHuman on youtube)
Shot by: Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani, Saumya James, and Vivian Castellino
Sound: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Habitat, Khar, Mumbai
Special Thanks: Kunal Kamra - Комедії
Bhot Hard, bhot Hard 😂
Bhai tu kabhi AAP ke bare me video banayega , 6 sal se sarkar h Delhi me aur kuch nhi kiya
Love you dhruv bhai
Lots of love Dhruv Rathee❤️😍❤️
AEY TATHEE
@Not Just Another Atheist
In jese liberals se baat krna khud Ka mood kharab krne vaali Baat h
They have only one thing to say and do
Modi g Modi g
Comedians are reporting truth and reporters are joking 😂
EXACTLY 🙂
IF COMEDIANS ARE REPORTING THE TRUTH THEN I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY PREVIOUS GOVT MADE OUR INDIA A DEVELOPED COUNTRY IN LAST 60 YEARS. MATLAB KUCH BHI KYA
@@saimhasankhan3752 This is the problem with andhbhakts. The question shouldn't only be "Modi nahi toh kaun?" but "Modi kyun?" P.S. why do you guys think if we aren't supporting Modi, we are congressi. I hate Congress but that doesn't make me love Modi. Aapka jawaab aapko mil gaya.
@@CA_maheshlahoti_ih Isn't this person saying the truth? You tell me what did he lie about? Also, maine toh reporters aur comedians ka comparison kiya. It's you who replaced "reporters" by "Modi" well well.
@@saimhasankhan3752 Also, correctly said youth news nahi dekhna chahti. I feel nowadays, it's better to be uninformed than to be misinformed. Kisi ko mislead nahi kiya jaa raha, you can't deny with one word that he said.
Oxygen joke is so relatable now😭😭
😭
exactly
😭
Please understand me??
Imagine how happy modiji would be when he learns the binomial theorem 😂😂
Right
😆
🤣🤣
@@ziyasayyad5658 😅😅
@@cosMYs891 Rathee?😂
😂 Varun grover is my 3rd favourite comedian.. Modiji and arnab goswami are still above him
Lol
Lol
Bhai Sambit ko bhul gaye
@@shaileshgadge3116 😂Ohh sorry...he is my favourite actor after modiji
@@nishanttripathi3183 ye bhi thik hai
Kids: a+b square
Men: a+b whole square
Legends: a+b into bracket square
Let’s make this the top comment ✊
Are bhai bhai bhai
Newton hota to ek bar for mar jata
Tabhi me decide kiya engineering nahi karunga 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Add
Modiji: a+b into square into bracket square
''Kuch bhi Bol Du, MAin Abhi Pm nahi bana hu'' :P He always Nails It
This is satirical humour with brains with truth...
That "Extra 2AB" now known as Akshay Kumar. 😂😂😂
Looooooool😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ye to perfect hai Akshaykumar Bhatiya magar 2 kaha se aya?
Arrey bhai bhai bhai!! Lmao.
Areyyyy bhai bhai bhai 😅😂😂😂
Everytime he says a+b square, my OCD keeps telling me it is a+b whole square.
Hari Sadu Your OCD must be going nuts each time Modi goes “a plus b into square” or better still “a plus b into bracket square”
Same here.... Every time my mind was saying a+b whole square
Modi OCDka h
Same thing happen to me
So same😂😂
I just went to Wikipedia and realized he is an IITian.....
Huge respect for Varun, for not bringing up the fact that he is IIT even when talking about Maths...
Correction: He is not an IIT'an. When he graduated from BHU, it was not an IIT at that time.
He was in BHU which was not IIT that time. Also my physics sir was in BHU and they were friends at that time.
Science Teacher:Atom consist of Electron , Proton, Neutron.
Modiji:Hold my Mitron
This comment is underrated
Comedians are braver than big media houses.
Kut rahto
Whom did you voted for ?
@necromancer sahi
critisizing nationalist party leaders and hindus is bravery according to you
I agree with you bro
Comedians are criticizing the government better than the opposition
Better than opposition and better than media
Well even when opposition do it's work, godi media don't bother to show it. How often you saw the statements given by opposition on national news channels. Ye bik gayi hai media, ab is media mai kuch rakha hai.
@@yashjainghuwara364 are we saying that comedians are able to find a platform for their voices to be heard and acknowledged but opposition is so sub-statured that they are unable to do that.
I think even if journalist are biased, there are other medium like twitter, UA-cam where they can interact and build opinion.
Congress na Satta me rehna layak hai na vipaksh mei.
That's because Comedians can also criticize the opposition
आप कितनी भी कोशिश कर लो इंडिया के बेस्ट कॉमेडियन तो मोदी जी ही रहेंगे।।।🤣🤣
😂😂
Comedy nhi feku no. 1
😂😂😂😂 well said
😅😅
Writing in 2024: After the recent incidents between India and Canada, Varun sir, RD Sharma sir ko bolke formula change karwa dete hain !!
Haha, good one ;D
Abhi (A-B)² wala formula lag gya or jo extra -2AB aaya h vo india or Canada h
The HAIN really cracked me up.
Really bro🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same bhai 😂😂😂
Me too
2:34😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That audio clip at the end tho😂😂😂👏👏
mera sir ghumne laga wo sunke
He wasn't kidding when he spoke about "WEED ENERGY" in Canada. Learn to take him seriously.
someone on 2:45 , like puck puck puck , i was hen? hain!
He is a National Award Winning LYRICIST , WRITER🔥 (Sacred Games, Masaan, udta punjab, etc) and An Amazing STAND-UP COMIC.......
💯A Real All-Rounder💯
and an IITian
Punjabi non Sikh upper caste are too mean they criticize their own religion. Most of them are very much similar. They never think about whole nation welfare they think about only their family.
*Aryabhata gave us 0* And *Modi ji gave us extra 2ab* 😂
Nope. Modiji gave us MITRON particle.
India has talent
Modi waves🤣🤣
Not Aryabhatiya...it is Aryabhatta.
@@sudhak5057 in modiverse it's aryabhatiya🤣🤣
He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games,
The movie Masaan,
The song Moh Moh Ke Dhaage,
And he does amazing stand-ups as well!
Varun Grover for you guys!
He redefines perfection :)
He is also an IITian
I just got to Know this brilliant hai ladka
He also wrote the songs of gangs of wasseypur
And also song Direct or some sort of participant of Gangs of Wasseypur songs
Zeeshan Qadri wrote GOW Varun Grover was co writer
Another level jokes satires sarcasm my God so hilarious 🤣😆😂😄 u r the best Varun
Aur baaki Varuns ka kya?
@@aanand_babu tumhe tone samajh nahi aaya comment ka
@@dyat1820 are bhai joke tha yrr 😂😂😂🙏
Finally we got one more awsm stand up comedian. Keep it up dude ...
The encounter killing and oxygen killing joke is the most underrated punchline!
Repoter 2 ) child
I did not honestly get it
because media houses are not showing such news...
@@mayukhdatta4017 Report karne ka kaam news reporter se zyada local public witnesses aur police ka hota hai, aur kya kahe
can you explain them please? I didn't get them
When Comedians do more journalism than 98% of big time journalists in India
Godhi media
BN Kapoor lol u did n't get 😂😂😂do u still think wht arnav gowswami doing journalism??bhakts
BN Kapoor while media doing coomedy shows
@@bakugo8971 saach bola yehi News hai unfortunately paid media is not allowed to do that anymore 😂
Bhai kaha se itna sach laate ho😂😂🤣🤣please I can't stop laughing help 2 ab hate speech😂
brilliant+ ironic+ satirical +🖤 comedy+irony= new genre Varun...
Canadian President be like : Canada is out from this f****g a+b²
mathematics me a+b into square into bracket square kare to?
Waah modi ji waah.
Apna pm is always high
modi ki degree fake hai, proved.
MODI NIKALTA HAI
Chai wale se aur Kya umid Kar rahe ho....
Maths pdha h kya bhai kbhi zindagi me nhi pdha ho to pdhna pehle
He looks like Abhishek Bacchan who starved and turned smart and sarcastic.
chusa hua Abhishek Bachchan??
@@UdaySingh-im4hd hahaha
Bhai mt kr comapare plzz ye bnda bhot shi hai usse😂😂😂
Bhai Yeh banda iitian h.
hahahaha but whatever he's the best!!!!
Dark humor 😂
One of the best Pokerface comedian🤩❤
you and Rahul are doing great comedies these days.:)
1:57 Cosmic hum- Om.........
Hritik Roshan-"aila jaadu"
😂😂😂😂
Babita jhi😂😜
😂😂
Proof Jaadu was a hindu
hyms hota naki hum
This is what we call *sense of humour* .
Kudos to you mr. Perfectionist. 🙏☺️🇮🇳✨
jyada ho gaya
@@vikasojha1991 being a connoisseur. ✌️☺️
@@memberofparliament6142 😁
@@vikasojha1991 😄👍
@@deadpool8389 karma runs the life energy. Giving is a taking itself. 💫
Awesome....he not only does to comedy but also addresses the serious issues while keeping the humour intact
3:40 oxygen killing
For the first time UA-cam India's trending page showing actual good content.
CLASH OF FUN bhai tu b kush kr ,bol modi ke khilaf.
Yeah this video is amazing but it's not the first time bro.
That's why so much dislikes.
H koi JNU wala... 😂😂😂
Last punch was solid...
"Do judges ki jaan Bach gyi"
😂😂
I threw away my algebra book 19 years ago now i want to apply for a pm?
Is there a opening for PM?
Yessss
After 4 year, I got the meaning behind passing joke, "Amit Shah is Watching" 1854 Novel- the concept of Surveillance Government. I am always inspired by your work sir. I am jealous of your command over fine writing and effortless comic style. ❤😂😢😅😊
Modi : 2ab = India and Canada
Maths: Am I Joke To You ?
Maths:Do i look like laudya to you?
Maths: 2AB matlab..?
Modi: 2AB matlab India and Cana....
(Maths interrupts)
Maths: matlab mera lauda
beta tu to peda bhi joke joke me ho gya
That's it. This comment wins it.
Nailed it 😂
This is exactly the kind of humor this country is missing. Periodt.!
More than comedy is this harsh reality of our country
What does period mean, when you mention it at the end of sentence?
@@scidro1115 it's like saying in hindi "Keh diya na. Bas keh diya!"
@@himangshukalita4328 😂👍
@@scidro1115 it means, that statement is fixed or an understood fact which can't be changed
Arey yaar bas kar ❤😂😂
Ur absolutely great
I can not Stop laughing 😅
Love this guy !! Thank you UA-cam for the recommendation
Who is here after Modiji extracted Oxygen from Windmill?
😂😂
😂
I hav completed the pyramid of laughing emoji
Ye kon si news hai
@@primekraken6108 😂😂😂😂
Bhai scientist modi ne nali me pipe dal kar gas se chai banai hai to windmill se oxygen nikalna uss Mahan scientist ke liye kuch bhi nahi hai... thode dino me wo badal se petrol nikalega... uski har man ki baat sunte rehna... ek din bolega... ek like to the great scientist ke liye to banta hai boss....🍌🖕🩳🩲👙🍌🖕🩳🩲👙
"Nyi hate speech lo mere se"....and " do judges ki jaan bach gyi" is just hilarious😆😂😂👏👏👏
Hi Samiya khan
prabal rana andhbhakt spotted
Man u are genius and legend as well as 😂😂😂
Don't know how but youtube recommend this to me just 1 month before UP elections 😂🤪
*2ab=weed energy* 😂
2 ab means between two legs.. 😁 😁 😁
@@S_Rose84 are talking about ghutne
---- alia bhat
Ha ha ha
🤦♀🤣
This was the job of media but unfortunately they have become comedians and comedians have become reporters.
Good
So true
True
This was the job of comedians but unfortunately comedians have become molestors and molestors have become comedians
@@ashizainab3100 remember me ?????
Bro i watched 2to 3 times this video 😂😂😂😂
What a sense of humour 😅😅😅😅😅
This is why I pay for my internet 😂
Edit : thanx for all the likes ❤
Trueeee😍😍😍
This is why I read comments 😂
Maybe you should be happy that part of your money is empowering molestors who wouldn't otherwise get jobs
@@deadpool8389 yeah I'm damn happy ,it's my money none of ur money 😎
waah waah modi je☺☺
This 2ab liner deserves to be on a t-shirt
Agree
इस का क्या मतलब है
Watched this video many times, and still upto watch many times more..Fantastic Varun!
Too good, hidden sarcasm is amazing 🤩
Was waiting for this video from the moment you tweeted. Totally worth it. Would love to see your full stand up someday. Please come to Jaipur.
6:29
@@BheemSingh-qg5dg That's Aisi Taisi Democracy, although I also love that show too and will certainly go if i won't have exams but I also want to see him performing a solo stand-up.
waha se Jhalawaad kitna dur hai?😉😉😉
@@aqbilal 5 hours ka rasta h
@@ayush5938 gotcha
Cosmic sound me OM hai
😂😂😂😂😂
Heeeiiin
Hahahahaha that line cracked me up!!
Jokes apart,it is true.You can google about it.
@@memia5318 its not. no need to google it and read crap. search it on youtube and listen to it yourself.
@@memia5318 hahahahaha use hum sound khte hain
Na ki om
@@memia5318 *whatsapp university 🎓*
Killer hai bhai tu ..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Varun grover please make video on what happening nowdays
Converting old historic place into mandir saying it's mandir before
Varun has the audacity to do this...and I appreciate his guts....admire him a lot♡♡♡
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Nah not that much but this guy got guts
Yeah True 💯
Ek line mein dhamki aur tareef dono krdi😂😂😂😂
What's the big deal? People have built careers criticizing Modi. What's the risk?
NASA's equipment said "HEI?"
And thanks for the proof at the end. 😂😂😂
Ha nahi to aa jaate andh bhakt
Varun Grover is my Addict, since more than Humour, there will always a Social Message. Love you ❤❤🙏🏻🙏🏻💐💐💐
This guy is a genius!!! Apart from delivering brilliant comedy, he pens screenplays for hit movies?!?! And lovely lyrics for songs?!?! One of my favourite songs is Moh Moh Ke Dhage!
Now go hide in clouds. Else modiji's radar will find you.. 😂
Hhennnn!
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
No one else is doing anything. Do pranayam baby
Modi ka chamcha hai kya be
Cosmic sound "Hainnnn??"
Woah! This is some satire 👌👌
Abe use sukoon nahi Alas ana bolte hai...
Kya bencho bitching hi karte rehte ho comedy ke naam pe... bhosdiwala
@@ZaidKhan-et4rv ye apni pados ke uncle se puchna ki tum kinki paidaish ho.
@9.5M Views wo me batata hu
#BJPITcell ese hahahah..
@9.5M Views Achcha matlab wo bina baat ke abuse kar to kisine nahi picha kaise maine gaddar bol diya to puchne lage.Gaddarri kar raha hai wo ISLAM aur apne muslim dharm se.And you sound a lot like "him"(bhaiya) ...
Hahaha lol.
Wish Bangladesh had a such type of witful comedian, who can easily make political jokes.
2AB means Do Andh Bhakt
"Bud bud bud bud, rangeen billi"
Lmoa😂
Your piece was a laugh riot ... But the most I laughed was in the end when Shir Shri Modi Ji gave that Brahma Gyaan... Heard it for the first time... Extra 2AB Kahan se aaya.... Lol....
Sachayi ko bolne k liye jigar chahiye jo apke aur Munawar farooqui bhai k pass hai 💛😎🔥🤟👏👏👏
Mazak mazak mein itni badi baat kehna bahot badi baat hai .. you are always my fvrt Varun sir
After this video,Bhakts wants to know the location of your morning walk.
Especially me.. koi mujhe batayega.. ye bhed ki si sakal wala chaman chutiya kaha paya jata h 😂😂😂
Sath me us kamra ka bhi adda patta mil jaye to sone pe suhaga 😎
Too bad he is lazy he dont go for morning walk.
Ghazipur near at the biggest opium factory 😂
Yea but what do you think about the sexual harassment case against him?!? Should be bullshit right coz he's anti mode plus a poet!!
Don't worry they are busy on that second comedy Just see the thumbnail of Aaj ki taza khabar of course don't see their video because we all know they just can't just somebody else is doing their job
Extra 2AB niklata hai😂😂😂
BC modi gatta foonk ke speach deta hai kya ..... kuch bhi bol deta hai .....#SasteNashe 😂😂😂😂
Hii rakshita
Who's watching this in 2022 ? 😃😉 issues remains same and now bad to worse
@5:40 so simply you say “नई दे दूँगा”😂😂
When varun was talking about the formula I just laughed but when I heard the audio of his actual speech the cringe was real. 😲
And after that crowd started hooting in background 😂🤣😂🤣. Kon hai ye log kaha se aate hai.
@@rachitsomani4690 unfortunately Ye apne hi desh ke putle hai
@@watashi_no_proxy Vo sab WhatsApp university ke students hai.
You're one of those oxygen cylinders to the nation, Varun. Long go ahead.
One of my all time favourite ❤️
"Nai de dunga"😂😂😂
i was eagerly waiting for his videos♥️
I also
4:20 😂
Varun: Kaun hai yahan UP waale?
Audience: ✋
Varun: Haath nhi uthane hote.
That was epic.
@@tanveerahmad2865 he has been doing that since 2012...
Koi great kaam nahi kiya
@Anuj Bhatt By Kunal Kamra squad= Legend Squad, Right. They are epic never tired of watching their comedy's show.
@Kaustubh Kumbhar UP se hai toh kya bolna cha rha hai Bhai ?
This man is just hilarious 😂😂😂
I’m watching this again after 3 years back😂😂😂
"Watching again After 3 years back" lol madarsa english😂😂
Seriously great guts to speak on these topics
What was the topic?
@@kimjongun5946 2Ab 😂
I was listening that last speech.. And I was like... Whattttttt?
Me too bro!!😂😂😂😂
I was like --
Haiii?
@Shivam Chaurasiya When they are separate, shouldn't they just be A and B separately? And if you bring them together, shouldn't they just be A+B? How does square come in?😂😂😂 Literally the lengths to which bhakts go to defend Modi is ridiculous.
@Shivam Chaurasiya are akhir kare toh kare kya bole toh bole kya..
@@priyanshuyt302 exactly! why are we adding and squaring them up? i mean, i get the whole idea behind what he wanted to convey but how hard it is for him to say something without making stupid metaphors and ridiculous analogies.
Extra 2ab...
By by maths...
😂
‼️ Canada se ab 2ab rishte ho gaye hain, ye tha 2ab ..😂😂
Abe😂😂
*Hits blunt (aka Weed energy):
"A + B into square into bracket square kare toh?" 🤣🤣🤣
Main to pehle hi keh raha tha ki inko Kumbh mat bhejo. Naya naya maal phook ke aa jaate hain.
Sab bolo Jai Atheism 🙏🏻
😂😂
Extra 2ab niklta hai
Mat Karo😂😂😂
Blunt nhi bhai ye to petrol soluchan k Nasha 😂😂😂
hey varun.
I live in germany at the moment and I just wannna tell you that whenever we met our Indian friends here U are the favourite of our group.We watch ur same videos everytime and never get boured becoz we wanted to show ur video to the new person in our group.
keep going Man we love you🖒🖒
We in Pakistan love varun.
The last audio really got me😂😂
2ab is coming to horizon now. 😅
This comedians are really too good they f***ked the politicians 😂
Bindass PURA likho Daro mar
Ye Varun bhai ka channel hai.
This comedians are🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh ji, mai ek bruh moment report krna chahunga🤣🤣🤣
Ek bnda jiski grammar sahi nahi hai, wo hasra ek comedian ke joke par jo majaak uda rha hai ek bnde ka jisko (A+B)² ka formula nahi pta, par wo comedian khud hi A+B square bol rha hai, instead of saying A+B WHOLE SQUARE.......
Mana modi chutia hai, par tum konsa kam ho🤣🤣🤣🤣
When life gives you Varun, make it Grover not Dhawan.....
Politically WOKE Hindus I don't follow. We are not that Orthodox
Even Thakur is good.
Politically WOKE Hindus what else can we do about it. It will be hard for us to even survive if we start to reform islam. Especially in Kashmir right now...
Politically WOKE Hindus Apparently we cant do anything, because even we are suffering here.
Politically WOKE Hindus Varun is a Sex Addict?
After this statement, Pythagoras be like
(Oh bhai maro mujhe maro)
Varun grover...love you for this stand up..
I'm at The Bus Stop and I Cracked out so loud , people are staring at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Love You Varun Brother
Same happened to me....the only difference is I was sitting in the bus at tht tym 😄😄
@@ishantpahwa1801 🤣🤣🤣Cheers Mate 🤘🤘, And the Credits goes to this Excellent Intellectual Comedian!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cracked out so loud while studying at home
@@ashizainab3100 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 cheers Ashi
@@NishantMankarRocker ysss 👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍
0:53 Koi hai yahan JNU wala 😀😀😁😂
Why is JNU Silent tonight ? 😂😂
Are bhai Bhai Bhai
😂😂😂😂
What is JNU can someone tell me
@@AkshayMadavi Jawaharlal Nehru University
The nation wants to know!!!!!
Starting 2020:
Comedian = Opposition
Opposition = Comedian
Varun is always tickling my vine with laughing....lol😂😂😂