My family name is spelled Pearce. I have a cousin named Aiden, who coincidentally hates this game. I have good times asking him to raise the traffic barriers with his iPhone.
My name's Aidan, I live in Chicago, and when this game came out I had a MASSIVE crush on a short-haired french girl. Not to mention my grandmother's maiden name is Pearce. Needless to say I'll never drive my future-niece through any of the local tunnels.
I've been playing Aiden as a special needs idiot, trapped in the delusion that he's a superhero, oblivious to the fact that he's a public nemesis. He also doesn't realise that his niece is actually on an exchange trip to France and his so-called nephew is actually a little French boy who can't speak a lick of English. Enjoying it a lot more that way.
That game existed for a long time now, a decade before this necropost. It was called "Lifeline" (PS2), you couldn't physically do anything more than switch cameras and give the gal commands with PS2 microfone. There was also "My name is Ellie...help me out...please", but it was far shorter - an hour long psychological horror quest.
Bought the game two days ago at the Steam summer sale and I have to say, for a hacker who is not very good with the gun the game forces the player quite often into a offensive position where the survival rate is pretty low. The big city is nice to cruise around but only if you ignore the other traffic participants who behave like someone the day after passing his driving test.
This was a fair and funny review, but I have to say that I really enjoy Watch Dogs, it keeps me hooked and it is a lot of fun, even though it can get repetative at times.
My favorite part in watch dogs is the time I decided to park my car while being pursued by 6 or so police cars. I parked, got out, and walked, not ran, walked. The police kept shooting my car as I juts strolled along and stood next to them. I stood next to an officer for about a minute, watching them put holes in my car until I stole another car right across the street and drove off.
Y'know, I just realised something. This game is about a long coat wearing "badass" sneaking around Chicago doing some occasionally legally wrong stuff in order to fight off the city's shady underbelly, all with the aid of his seemingly magic items. Somebody could replace Aiden's phone with a blasting rod and all the bad guys with vampires and we would almost have a Dresden Files game.
I actually really enjoyed this game. The hacking is fun, the shooting is fun, the slight parkour is fun, the side missions are fun. The story itself is pretty shit but the story missions are fun. The criminal convoy side-missions meant that you could set up your own ambushes and really lets you be creative. The gang hideout side missions mean you can really get creative with the hacking, I've cleared out entire hideouts just hacking, never even going inside. It's not the best ever, but it's honestly really enjoyable in my opinion. I still play it a lot.
supereldinho Uhmm... how? The game's fun. I'm not gonna be calling for Watch_Dogs GOAT nomination, but I thought it was fun and the hacking a cool, innovative idea. It was decent, and fun.
+Miriromi13 It was REALLY short though, Madness was too long and got harder with every level, Spider-Tank was short and godawful easy the whole way. They should've put a free-mode for it :S
Brandon MacLeod I remember hearing the term "standard protagonist" from Red Letter Media, which is pretty apt for Aiden and most other AAA main characters that follow a template I remember hearing about elsewhere a few years ago: - Male. - Caucasian with brown hair, maybe some five o'clock shadow. Might as well be 'round the clock' shadow, 'cos it never changes. - 30-something years old. - Voice like a gravel pit. Actually, literally, chewing gravel when he speaks. - 'Dark and brooding' in the way that the character himself might think it's cool, but all everyone else sees is an emo manchild with a gun. - Speaking of which, he can use guns. Any gun. Has actual military-grade training with every gun ever. Somehow. No problem with killing, either. PTSD? What's that? - Leaves humour to the plucky comic relief, meaning he has no sense of humour at all. Might throw in a poorly-thought out snark every so often in a cheap grab at someone's funny-bone. - I dunno, maybe gets the girl. You know, the girl. The 'crew member' with two X chromosomes. The person with the lady parts. The 'not a guy but one of the guys'. The 'Missus'. Little Miss Two-Breasts. - Needs to be moderately attractive. You know, the kind of face we can plaster on fuckin' everything. Posters, boxes, action figures, cups, toothpaste, body spray, whatever. Now, while I agree that Nathan Drake and Desmond Miles don't follow this down to the precise detail, they're still the same character that Nolan North has been pidgeonholed into doing over and over. A "Nolantagonist", if you will.
ginganinja714 Stop ignoring what I am saying. Nathan Drake and Desmond Miles, Aiden Peirce has absolutely 100% no personality what so ever. Do you understand?
Yahtzee not only answered my prayer to rip Watch Dogs a new asshole because I was tired of its un-skippable ads on UA-cam, he slammed its ridiculous hype within the first 25 seconds of the review which pleased me all the more. That said, he's earned a new subscriber.
I love how half of this review was basically Yahtzee shit talking Aiden Pearce and now he has become a bit of an iconic and sort of beloved video game character now
I bought this game and I'm really liking it, my only real complaint is that the world opens up too quickly. Look at GTA IV, you unlocked every feature of the world mission by mission making everything feel useful. In this it just kind of gives you everything right off the bat and it makes none of it feel cool. There is also some really dumb design decisions, like a mission where you have to take down a group of organ harvesters with the non-lethal takedowns. The problem is that they are in cars AND YOU FAIL THE MISSION IF THEY DIE! WHY IS IT VITAL TO KEEP THE CRIMINALS ALIVE, BUT IT IS FINE TO MURDER A BUNCH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE ON THE WAY TO THEM?
i wondered the same thing! why can't i just kill the target instead of having to run into his bullets fast enough to knock him down before he blows my face off :P
Watchdogs was fucked from the beginning when it was branded "The start of the next generation of console gaming." And if this is the sort of thing we can expect in the future, console gaming can go ram a duck up its arse. (Not to mention that if companies keep downgrading PC versions of games to glorify consoles, they're gonna have a hell of a backlash.)
Using that X-box camera / voice command box thing they wanted to force everyone to have plugged in 24/7 while you were also forced to have your system hooked up to the internet as the way to yell at people in the tutorial. I forget its name.
And what would be wrong with defending a game just because it's by Ubisoft? Most people seem to look upon such an act as if the perpetrated had just committed murder.
My favorite moment of Watch Dogs was one of the invasion bits. If I recall I was invading someone and trying to stay alive while fucking with their data or whatever. I literally stood behind a large rock while they blew up a road until their time ran out. Best moment of the entire game.
The devs HIDDEN THE GRAPHICS! Seriosly, what else do you need? Shitty driving mechanics, bad protagonist and f*cking HIDDEN GRAPHICAL SETTINGS! They wanted the next gen consols to look better and made the PC version worse. -.-
〈--- Literally FAST food At least they were left in there to find, I hope there's not so much flak that they choose to not leave what they don't use next time. By leaving it there they gave the console companies what they wanted and left what we expected obtainable.
errr.... that would be real life for most of the people on this thread I would imagine. Oh except the hacking bit as it would probably get them in trouble with their mommy's and she would take their internet away lol!!
Boy I forgot how fucking good these ZP videos were. Last time I binge-watched them was in like 2007...? Good to be back - got a lot of catching up to do though.
"Constable Bloimey Chips", "No one has yet to recognise my genius" and the "weirdly abusive tutorial voice all need to be made into reality". Yahtzee seriously has some of the best game ideas ever.
I almost want him to give it a number rating at the end. Otherwise I sometimes can't tell if he liked it or not. More often than not, it sounds like he dislikes every game he plays.
Really? It's bloody obvious to tell whether he likes a game or not. He was very positive with The New Order, so that means he likes it. He's very negative with this game, so he dislikes this.
Rejoice! At the end there you described a game that exists, called Republique. It's available on iOS and soon will be available on PC. It was the first Kickstarter I ever backed. It is literally you guiding someone around while watching from security cameras. And the beauty of it is that the person you're guiding isn't a moron! She will actively avoid a patrol herself if you just leave her in the path of one. Great game, episodic, not yet finished.
I am so glad I rented this before buying. It's not a hugely bad game, but the hype they built around it led to a very disappointing result. I'm glad I'm a cynical cunt who doesn't easily get hyped for a game. Bloodborne is the only game I'd say got me hyped in the last few years, and that's because it's a Souls game. And let me tell you, it lived up to my expectations in almost every fucking way. Goddamn it, if only every game could be like that.
In a vacuum the kids mom being more well adjusted to her death than Aiden does feel weird. But I feel this glosses over the fact that Aiden is responsible for the death.
crazzy Tom I should have known...just because this is a smart channel doesn't mean it doesn't have it's share of ignorant assholes that would hate on anyone just for asking a non-offensive simple question. Every grown up man should ignore a question if he finds it stupid, not hate on the guy who asked it. I'd be pretty amazed if you could understand this channel the first time you watched his video.
+Surprised Patrick Now everytime you want to preorder something, you write me a message, then I´ll come and smack you over the head. Of course I need to know where you live and where you keep your expensive stuff and when no one is at home.
Once again, awesomely done Yahtzee. And I also have to say that a game where you are the tutorial voice is actually a pretty good idea (in my eyes). Here's how I'd imagine it: Simply put, you are the tutorial voice or master in the game, however there's a little more to it than just that. Also being able to create your own levels and then play online with other people where you actually have to guide them around with your inputs over the mic or in a chat box on screen. I know that provided the game is decent and if you can play with randoms online, the game would be truly hilarious. No that I've got a basis out, what would you lot add or take away from this game? If it's a good enough idea (which the community will decide on) then it may be published as an indie game. Not big enough for AAA, but it could be popular... So yeah, what do you think about this proposal? All comments no matter what they are, are respected. Unless you're just being a troll
This review is both hilarious and spot on! This game had potential and some fun missions but didn't live up to the hype. I'm actually going through most of these reviews as I've only just found this page an dI'm really enjoying it.
No one will probably read this as this being a 5 year old review, but I actually really like this game and even Aidens character and the way the story was told made me appreciate watch dogs more than any gta title
GrumpyUncleNick 20 Aiden seems like the kind of person who has the personality of a wet sack filled with moldy potato skins and a scowling face painted on, but there is definitely a lot of conflict going on. He wants to be a better person but can't stop thinking like a criminal vigilante, because that's what he has become. In the end you have the option to avoid killing as many people as possible but it's still a non-zero number because the story kind of requires you to kill people sometimes. I like that he CAN be redeemed if you always show mercy when given the option, but that doesn't happen until AFTER.
I have to take issue with Yahtzee's complaint that there are apparently hordes of "heavily workshopped Johnny Lee Miller rejects." Claire is the only character in the game who's like that, and she's pretty clearly a homage to Lisbeth Salander.
SPOILERS BELOW Call me soft, but in the end, I kinda thought that Aiden Pearce had enough of killing people, so I had him walked away instead of killing Maurice, showing that he hasn't completely lost his humanity in the progress of getting revenge. I was also quite sad when Clara died, even though she betrayed him, and I would liked if she lived (though that's because she's basically a bad copy of Lisbeth Salander, the hacker from Millenium trilogy, so I projected my sympathy for Lisbeth into her). In the end, the best thing in the game are the amazing graphics (with the worse mod, at least), and the story could have been a bit better, especially some side missions (the serial killer one was very anticlimactic, all hyped up creepy music on the crime scenes, and then it's some random guy in an intervene-to-stop-this-crime mission. And his final letter about slaves in heaven is a bad copy of the San Francisco's Zodiac killer letter. I mean, they could have imagined something more creative for the find-the-killer mission. Maybe you find out that he has kidnapped a woman and have a countdown to reach some abandoned shack and save her or something. Let's hope watch dogs 2 has more interesting story and side quests :)
I shot Maurice instantly, because to me Aiden does not work as a "good" protagonist or even a well adjusted human being. You steal people's cars, money and murder innocent ctOS guards, who merely worked for a paycheck. To me, Aiden Pearce is a sociopath with delusions of grandeur and desire to BE the vigilante like Batman. That includes a strong want to control ctOS, even though he said no-one must have such a power, even Blume (that also makes him a hypocrite). After killing Quinn he remarked about feeling alive. And he had no trouble killing or using anybody just to save his skin or his family.
ZarosianCabbage I was focusing on keeping the gameplay mechanics without being stupidely unrealistic...but yeah that sure wouldn't have hurt. I guess, I haven't actually played it.
It's official Ubisoft are worse than EA now after downgrading the pc version just so it didn't make the console version look like shit. Ubisoft needs to stop pandering to Microsoft ,Sony and morons who know nothing about gaming. If someone wants an amazing looking game they shouldn't of bought a console.
At least they have not yet made a game that looks like a DLC and sell it for a total of $60, like some game that you may call shit militia vs shit militia whit the title of battlefield.
You forgot the fact that when you run into a chain link fence it shatters into pieces like glass. And fences make things explode. There's no bullet impact animations (maybe there are now) And cars will get their meshes stuck in one another.
I've been playing Watchdogs and I do enjoy the game overall, but every single point Yahtzee makes is 100% correct, and it almost makes me hate this game. Either way, I'm just gonna finish as much as I can this month and then trade it back in to Gamestop before it stops being worth anything. Fun gameplay, but it sure as hell didn't live up to all the hype.
Good for you sticking with it. I got bored and traded it in. I struggle when a game fails to make me feel invested in the protagonist.......which is almost all the time the past couple years.
I liked the spying on people in their homes. They should have made way more of those or at least let me repeat them. I also liked that I could take the train and walk slowly through rough areas that reminded me of home, without actually stepping out my home.
This is exactly why I stopped buying new games that I know have a large margin for failure as their only selling point is hype. Can't blame all the sheep for seeing pretty graphics and flocking around it though.
The way he described the game at first reminds me of the film hackers, a film from the 90s when people understood even less about hacking then they do today, the main protagonist was a hacker called Zero Cool and they all went around skateboarding and acting like something that even back then was heavily outdated. Though since there was no iPhones they hooked there computer up to public phones and did something with numbers.
your depiction of their description of hackers looks like the postal dude. trench coat, red hair, piercings, all you need is a goatee and sunglasses and that's the postal dude
I liked watch_dogs when I saw the e3 trailer unlike most I wasn't focused of the graphics I was focused on the gameplay and I got what I wanted a stealthy third person open world game with simple to execute hacking
Derpy guy Watch Dogs was supposed to be the next big thing. Some even said it would be bigger than GTA V. GTA V was so big that it's been 2 years and the game is still super popular. Watch Dogs was actually forgotten about after a few months. For a game that had a hype train of 2 years and the fact that everyone was talking about it like it would be huge and how it would be better than GTA V and be the GTA killer and how it would kill GTA V and then go on to last for years but instead it only lasted for a few months before dying out. There were even alot of youtube let's plays of watch dogs (like things to do in watch dogs) which was supposed to replace the GTA V let's plays but for some reason they all just stopped played WD and went back to GTA V.
GTA V is popular because Rockstar showed how much they can do with the limited hardware of the PS3 and Xbox 360, and they cared about both Last Gen and Current Gen, and the game has a lot of things to do, like exploring the wilderness and see some animals and carry a fucking mini-gun, let's not compare Watch_Dogs to GTA V because we know how well is that going so let's compare it to Red Dead Redemption...... Well Red Dead Redemption has a good atmosphere that you feel like in a real 1911 in the west of the United States, and Red Dead Redemption has a satisfying bullet impact on enemies where blood comes out like it's real, while Watch_Dogs has none of the mentioned, shouldn't be surprised that no one kept talking about it.
Derpy guy I just hate how Ubisoft kept on saying that WD was the true next gen experience. They said it would be the game that defined next gen and when you think of next gen you'll think of WD. WD on current gen does absolutely nothing that any previous gen games could do. In fact there are things WD does worse than previous gen games. There's no real reflections or mirrors, there's always just 1 person in a car, when you flip over a pedestrian car they just pop out, and the A.I are all stupid and every one of them reacts the same way to every situation. I also hate how they kept on advertising the PC version as the lead version and how it was built from the ground up. The PC version of WD is nothing more than a horribly unoptimized port which requires a god PC just to run smoothly. Overall the game got alot of controversy mainly because Ubisoft advertised it as something that it simply wasn't. It's a perfectly average game that one would play for a few weeks and then forget about it but Ubisoft said that it would be a special experience that would be remembered for years. It wasn't special at all and it was completely forgotten about after a few months. It was supposed to be the next big thing but it wasn't even close to that and it died out very fast. I know this was a long comment but I just don't like it when companies false advertise their game just to get more money.
There's no such thing as a game that let's you play however you want. There can be games that offer you lots of choices but so far there is no game where you can do literally anything.
Brandon MacLeod I was more referencing that the newest thief game is more restrictive then past thief games and don't i know why yahtzee thinks otherwise?
He said "new games going 'Play it your way!'" rather sarcastically with the illustration of Thief hugging a reluctant Yahtzee. I think he meant the opposite.
I personally liked Watch_Dogs, cause it was quite a unique idea(in my opinion) and everyone seemed to give it hate, to which I thought they based their negative opinions on what they saw, and not how they played it. WD actually has a decent story if you actually payed attention to it (like me) and it's a good one to get indulged in.Some people had all their stuff lost because of some corruption on their Xbones or Piss-station 4's because of some bug apparently. But you see, I had it on PS3 so I was fine, and everyone gave it hate because of it, in my opinion, they seemed like they where blinded by their own ignorance. Sooner or later I eventually convinced myself to actually get the PC port, because I thought "Hey, it might actually be a decent port, compared to their other crap", it was then my PC said "You sir, are a massive cunt for downloading this horrible port", I couldn't even get 30fps on lowest graphics, and there was me thinking I could actually have fun with a Ubisoft PC game. Overall, I think people who criticized WD for having an uninteresting plot should play the game start to finish, without doing side missions. Take what you will about my opinion, I'm not fussed.
+nerfyboy600 i found out a way to get rid of lag. if youd like i could help to troubleshoot. I play Watch dogs on 3840x2160 or if i can i try 4096x2160 which is 4k with everything except shadows on ultra.
wish i still had mine. ive always been a xbox fan but i do say the uncharted games were great. i sold my ps3 for 2 reasons. customer support was complete shit and the new uncharted was for ps4 only. IF they would have announced the game for both then i might have kept it.
Also, another thing in the game is that incredibly awesome Spider Tank minigame. Now that I cleared the champagne, that's the sole reason for me even playing Watch Dogs, which says little for the game itself but a lot for the spider tank. Incredibly cathartic.
***** sorry, does that change my opinion? oh and i disagree, this game was awesome! i wont stand behind everything this game does because it does things wrong. but i wont ignore the good things that it does.
I don’t see how a Saints Row2/4/Just Cause 2/Prototype/inFAMOUS 1, fan can hate Watch Dogs, so much? The game has a large detailed map, stylised villains, and crazy side quests. You even get yore own bat cave.
I only had a tire blow out once, and that was because I triggered the things to come up out of the ground and wanted to see what they were supposed to be doing.
Kinda ironic what Yahtzee said, since this game is actually set in the assassins creed universe and you even kill a guy the modern assassins want dead.
+Reuben Leal That's only a fan theory though, and most likely the AC references (mentions of Abstergo Industries, the first AC game at a the house of Aidens sister, a mission where you can watch a young man explain AC to his dad...) are just easter eggs...
+SonTyp OhneNamen well there are multiple npcs who work or worked at abstergo although I guess there isn't much beyond that. makes sense if they are in the same universe though.
I think the hacking would be neat if you had to go through a menu quickly and hack say "cam, 4, disable" to disable a specific camera for a certain amount of time and breaking into the network let's you gain more control over a building. It would also make combat more intense as now you're flipping through a mini menu as you're getting shot at.
3:31, whenever that happened to me, I'd always end up shooting the criminal out of frustration and then have to run away as the cops inevitably showed up
My family name is spelled Pearce. I have a cousin named Aiden, who coincidentally hates this game. I have good times asking him to raise the traffic barriers with his iPhone.
And does he ask you for coffee from the pits of Hell itself?
Raysiclove Nah, I think he just bugs Ellen Page.
TheGeoshark If you have a daughter, don't let him drive her anywhere.
My name's Aidan, I live in Chicago, and when this game came out I had a MASSIVE crush on a short-haired french girl. Not to mention my grandmother's maiden name is Pearce. Needless to say I'll never drive my future-niece through any of the local tunnels.
Sometimes I cannot put my finger on exactly why a game failed so badly. Luckily for me, you do not have that problem. Thank you :)
Hmmm...Do I know you from somewhere? I can't quite place my finger on it... :P
Gopher! Now how did you found yourself here? :D
I see you have the same taste in game/game critics as I. I knew there was a reason I liked you Gopher ;D Thanks for one hud btw.
Well I did see a video of you ripping the new thief game appart...
O.O
I've been playing Aiden as a special needs idiot, trapped in the delusion that he's a superhero, oblivious to the fact that he's a public nemesis. He also doesn't realise that his niece is actually on an exchange trip to France and his so-called nephew is actually a little French boy who can't speak a lick of English.
Enjoying it a lot more that way.
>Aiden as a special needs idiot
what do you mean? He already is one in the base game!
Fun Fact: That's sorta the ending of Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and Shutter Island.
"A few dead kids short of an origin story" is a strong contender for my favorite ZP line ever.
I would definitely play 'The Weirdly Abusive Tutorial Voice'.
Hold on, I'm an indie dev. Let me make that.
***** Not making this right now, but definitely would love to make this sometime in the future.
That game existed for a long time now, a decade before this necropost. It was called "Lifeline" (PS2), you couldn't physically do anything more than switch cameras and give the gal commands with PS2 microfone. There was also "My name is Ellie...help me out...please", but it was far shorter - an hour long psychological horror quest.
Isn't now a game called Observer?
yahtzee literally made the game himself, it's called Casey Joint.
the funny thing about the assassin's creed comparison is that Watch_dogs has you actually killing an asscred character.
Oh yeah. Olivier Whateverthefuck in those three white limos.
The only thing that makes Aiden fun to play as for me is for me to run around and pretend he's Batman.
OMG LOLOL
Aiden = batman, if you have that mindset the whole time then aiden has all the personality he needs.
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As Rev from Vinesauce puts it, "Broke-ass Batman".
IMBATMANNNNNN
WHER DA BUUUURMB
The weirdly abusive tutorial voice
so Portal-
OHHHH that's why he likes it so much
Bought the game two days ago at the Steam summer sale and I have to say, for a hacker who is not very good with the gun the game forces the player quite often into a offensive position where the survival rate is pretty low.
The big city is nice to cruise around but only if you ignore the other traffic participants who behave like someone the day after passing his driving test.
Since when did the game say that Aiden was bad with a gun?
This was a fair and funny review, but I have to say that I really enjoy Watch Dogs, it keeps me hooked and it is a lot of fun, even though it can get repetative at times.
I've never been able to save someone because of just that reason. I acted to soon. SORRY FOR ATTACKING THE MAN WITH A GUN
Made all the worse because you're a FUCKING VIGILANTE! (Sorry for necro I just had to say that.)
how dare you stop this crime before it happened! @@iank472
My favorite part in watch dogs is the time I decided to park my car while being pursued by 6 or so police cars. I parked, got out, and walked, not ran, walked. The police kept shooting my car as I juts strolled along and stood next to them. I stood next to an officer for about a minute, watching them put holes in my car until I stole another car right across the street and drove off.
UA-cam recommended this to me as literature. WHAT?
It incredibly poetic and speaks volumes of truth. May not be 100% of what you're looking for but it's definitely not far off haha
Jizz cannon locomotives are now poetry. HAVE FUN
+Arty Ivanenko
And once it recommended a pmv called "Winter's Fucked Up" with a lot of swearing as "Nursery Rhymes".
Fucking hell.
UA-cam recommended :fuck me in the ass cuz I love jesus.thats a song if it doesnt give out but whyyyyyyyy
It says punctuation in the title...
Y'know, I just realised something. This game is about a long coat wearing "badass" sneaking around Chicago doing some occasionally legally wrong stuff in order to fight off the city's shady underbelly, all with the aid of his seemingly magic items. Somebody could replace Aiden's phone with a blasting rod and all the bad guys with vampires and we would almost have a Dresden Files game.
Louis Dent Goddammit, why couldn't THAT have been the game? I'd have the played the hell out of that.
or a Batman game
I actually really enjoyed this game. The hacking is fun, the shooting is fun, the slight parkour is fun, the side missions are fun.
The story itself is pretty shit but the story missions are fun.
The criminal convoy side-missions meant that you could set up your own ambushes and really lets you be creative.
The gang hideout side missions mean you can really get creative with the hacking, I've cleared out entire hideouts just hacking, never even going inside.
It's not the best ever, but it's honestly really enjoyable in my opinion. I still play it a lot.
+Luke Blondell You are the textbook definition of an apologist.
supereldinho Uhmm... how?
The game's fun. I'm not gonna be calling for Watch_Dogs GOAT nomination, but I thought it was fun and the hacking a cool, innovative idea.
It was decent, and fun.
thanks for saving me time to write the same thing.
The gang hideouts are fun - I just did my first one and I cleared it by taking all of them down...
My only experience of the game was like the first 10 minutes because for some reason my copy kept on not working after like 10 minutes.
My favorite part was Spider Tank.
Miriromi13 GODDAMN RIGHT SPIDER TANK.
The apocolypse one was my favourite
Miriromi13 spider tank, spider tank, does whatever a giant-armoured-spider does. but in spider tank THE FRICKIN' HELICOPTERS
+Miriromi13 It was REALLY short though, Madness was too long and got harder with every level, Spider-Tank was short and godawful easy the whole way. They should've put a free-mode for it :S
Digital Trips were the best.
You should have played as Jordi Chin, he is much more interesting character. But then again, everyone in the game is.
A single piece of white paper is 1000x more interesting than Aiden Peirce. Seriously Aiden is the most boring character in video game history.
Brandon MacLeod Nah, Nathan Drake is more boring. Or Desmond Miles.
Zaydin At least Desmond Miles has personalty. Aiden has absolutely zero personality which makes him the most boring character in video game history.
Brandon MacLeod I remember hearing the term "standard protagonist" from Red Letter Media, which is pretty apt for Aiden and most other AAA main characters that follow a template I remember hearing about elsewhere a few years ago:
- Male.
- Caucasian with brown hair, maybe some five o'clock shadow. Might as well be 'round the clock' shadow, 'cos it never changes.
- 30-something years old.
- Voice like a gravel pit. Actually, literally, chewing gravel when he speaks.
- 'Dark and brooding' in the way that the character himself might think it's cool, but all everyone else sees is an emo manchild with a gun.
- Speaking of which, he can use guns. Any gun. Has actual military-grade training with every gun ever. Somehow. No problem with killing, either. PTSD? What's that?
- Leaves humour to the plucky comic relief, meaning he has no sense of humour at all. Might throw in a poorly-thought out snark every so often in a cheap grab at someone's funny-bone.
- I dunno, maybe gets the girl. You know, the girl. The 'crew member' with two X chromosomes. The person with the lady parts. The 'not a guy but one of the guys'. The 'Missus'. Little Miss Two-Breasts.
- Needs to be moderately attractive. You know, the kind of face we can plaster on fuckin' everything. Posters, boxes, action figures, cups, toothpaste, body spray, whatever.
Now, while I agree that Nathan Drake and Desmond Miles don't follow this down to the precise detail, they're still the same character that Nolan North has been pidgeonholed into doing over and over. A "Nolantagonist", if you will.
ginganinja714 Stop ignoring what I am saying. Nathan Drake and Desmond Miles, Aiden Peirce has absolutely 100% no personality what so ever. Do you understand?
Yahtzee not only answered my prayer to rip Watch Dogs a new asshole because I was tired of its un-skippable ads on UA-cam, he slammed its ridiculous hype within the first 25 seconds of the review which pleased me all the more. That said, he's earned a new subscriber.
I only just realised that the ZP AssCreed character has a shadow over his eyes; I thought his mouth was just hanging open gormlessly the whole time.
Thank you for finally sorting that out for me.
However, I think I still do prefer imagining it's that way and he's just happy to be here.
I need to rewatch all of his Assassin's Creed reviews now!
I love how half of this review was basically Yahtzee shit talking Aiden Pearce and now he has become a bit of an iconic and sort of beloved video game character now
I bought this game and I'm really liking it, my only real complaint is that the world opens up too quickly. Look at GTA IV, you unlocked every feature of the world mission by mission making everything feel useful. In this it just kind of gives you everything right off the bat and it makes none of it feel cool. There is also some really dumb design decisions, like a mission where you have to take down a group of organ harvesters with the non-lethal takedowns. The problem is that they are in cars AND YOU FAIL THE MISSION IF THEY DIE! WHY IS IT VITAL TO KEEP THE CRIMINALS ALIVE, BUT IT IS FINE TO MURDER A BUNCH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE ON THE WAY TO THEM?
I could go on all day about stupid decisions in Watch Dogs, but it still managed to be like an 8/10 for me.
i wondered the same thing! why can't i just kill the target instead of having to run into his bullets fast enough to knock him down before he blows my face off :P
The game is not really all that open, ctOS coverage is very small in the beginning, rendering your fancy phone useless.
Radi0he4d1 Yes, because for once you're not given everything cool at the start. That's good.
DaTechnoDood LevelX
Sky Snow Thins the world is too open.
Watchdogs was fucked from the beginning when it was branded "The start of the next generation of console gaming." And if this is the sort of thing we can expect in the future, console gaming can go ram a duck up its arse.
(Not to mention that if companies keep downgrading PC versions of games to glorify consoles, they're gonna have a hell of a backlash.)
i feel that watchdogs seems like a set up for a bigger game. It felt like a set up for Aiden's character and the universe more than a standalone game
Ubisoft stated that was their intent.
Well then, they shouldn't have charged us 60bucks for an intro.
Bit Scout They only just barely get edged out on the scum train on that one compared to the Metal Gear game that recently came out.
Nerdy314159265 Except Ground Zeros wasn't $60, and it will probably end up being in The Phantom Pain anyways
Bit Scout it was still a full fledged game, with at least 10 hours of gameplay, and a bunch of side missions and unlockables. Definitely worth $60
I would not be surprised if, in a few weeks, there's a kickstarter for "The Weirdly Abusive Tutorial Voice."
Using that X-box camera / voice command box thing they wanted to force everyone to have plugged in 24/7 while you were also forced to have your system hooked up to the internet as the way to yell at people in the tutorial. I forget its name.
The worst driving controls in the world.
Maybe, BUT PHYSICS!!! GRAAAAAH!!!
Maybe play a gearbox game before you go throwing that around.
I'm not defending it. I'm just pointing out that there are in-fact games with worse driving controls.
And what would be wrong with defending a game just because it's by Ubisoft? Most people seem to look upon such an act as if the perpetrated had just committed murder.
"The worst driving controls in the world."
You mean the racing mission from Mafia?
i love ubisoft games, but they seem to have forgotten how to make an interesting main character after killing off ezio...
Edward Kenway? No Ezio, but at least he was more complex than your standard videogame character
Exofox I don't know if you're trying to defend him or insult the vast majority of video games.
Vaas from Farcry 3 was hella interesting.
Graidon Mabson vaas was not the main character but the secondary villain..
ezio was interesting?
My favorite moment of Watch Dogs was one of the invasion bits. If I recall I was invading someone and trying to stay alive while fucking with their data or whatever. I literally stood behind a large rock while they blew up a road until their time ran out. Best moment of the entire game.
I've been watching Zero Punctuation for hours and can't stop thinking in a Australian voice... I'm an American and it's a little scary.
It's even more scary that you're thinking in an Australian accent because that guy is British LMAO
YEAH!
I was expecting Yathzee to destroy the game...
I'm a little dissapointed
To be fair, the game is so bland and boring that there is little to be destroyed.
The devs HIDDEN THE GRAPHICS! Seriosly, what else do you need? Shitty driving mechanics, bad protagonist and f*cking HIDDEN GRAPHICAL SETTINGS! They wanted the next gen consols to look better and made the PC version worse. -.-
〈--- Literally FAST food At least they were left in there to find, I hope there's not so much flak that they choose to not leave what they don't use next time. By leaving it there they gave the console companies what they wanted and left what we expected obtainable.
nasha thedog Are you REALLY defending this?!
Why would this need to be destroyed? Its not Ride to Hell levels of bad.
I loved the bit about the random crimes, and the "I hope you're proud of yourself" the game gives you. I was rolling.
A hacking game where you play a fat, uncool nerd but who also fights for justice with hacking and brains etc etc would be cool.
errr.... that would be real life for most of the people on this thread I would imagine. Oh except the hacking bit as it would probably get them in trouble with their mommy's and she would take their internet away lol!!
That's called uplink
Jizz Cannon Maintenance Equipment, my favourite line of his delivered excellently cracks me up every time.
Boy I forgot how fucking good these ZP videos were. Last time I binge-watched them was in like 2007...? Good to be back - got a lot of catching up to do though.
"Constable Bloimey Chips", "No one has yet to recognise my genius" and the "weirdly abusive tutorial voice all need to be made into reality". Yahtzee seriously has some of the best game ideas ever.
I almost want him to give it a number rating at the end. Otherwise I sometimes can't tell if he liked it or not. More often than not, it sounds like he dislikes every game he plays.
Really? It's bloody obvious to tell whether he likes a game or not. He was very positive with The New Order, so that means he likes it. He's very negative with this game, so he dislikes this.
Watch his mindjack video the Beginning to it is very relevant to this comment
Beyond Big Boss But it still seems like there were some redeeming qualities. At least it seemed like it.
5/10 nothing horrible nothing great.
It seems like a 50/50 here. it has positive qualities, but it doesn't live up to the hype.
Rejoice! At the end there you described a game that exists, called Republique. It's available on iOS and soon will be available on PC. It was the first Kickstarter I ever backed. It is literally you guiding someone around while watching from security cameras. And the beauty of it is that the person you're guiding isn't a moron! She will actively avoid a patrol herself if you just leave her in the path of one.
Great game, episodic, not yet finished.
4:50 So...République?
4:24 hands down best part of the video
And sure up there as one his best rants ever.
I am so glad I rented this before buying. It's not a hugely bad game, but the hype they built around it led to a very disappointing result. I'm glad I'm a cynical cunt who doesn't easily get hyped for a game. Bloodborne is the only game I'd say got me hyped in the last few years, and that's because it's a Souls game.
And let me tell you, it lived up to my expectations in almost every fucking way. Goddamn it, if only every game could be like that.
Gromnok Windwaker Hey bruh.
Gromnok Windwaker Fuck you.
Escaper the Guardian Rude.
Gromnok Windwaker Look up a game called Salt and Sanctuary (If you haven't already). It's probably the second game I'm slightly hyped for.
In a vacuum the kids mom being more well adjusted to her death than Aiden does feel weird.
But I feel this glosses over the fact that Aiden is responsible for the death.
I am new here and I have a question:
Am I supposed to understand what you're saying?
it takes time but yes you get the hang of it soon enough and then you'll be laughing your ass off
crazzy Tom I should have known...just because this is a smart channel doesn't mean it doesn't have it's share of ignorant assholes that would hate on anyone just for asking a non-offensive simple question. Every grown up man should ignore a question if he finds it stupid, not hate on the guy who asked it. I'd be pretty amazed if you could understand this channel the first time you watched his video.
"whats all this then" I still laugh at that ...years and years.
I preordered this game… WHY WHY DIDNT ANYONE STOP ME!
Surprised Patrick Here's a future warning: Never preorder anything ever.
You're welcome.
This way you'll remember.
Yotam Shitrit thank you
+Surprised Patrick Now everytime you want to preorder something, you write me a message, then I´ll come and smack you over the head. Of course I need to know where you live and where you keep your expensive stuff and when no one is at home.
+Surprised Patrick If we stopped you you wouldn't be surprised anymore.
Once again, awesomely done Yahtzee. And I also have to say that a game where you are the tutorial voice is actually a pretty good idea (in my eyes). Here's how I'd imagine it:
Simply put, you are the tutorial voice or master in the game, however there's a little more to it than just that. Also being able to create your own levels and then play online with other people where you actually have to guide them around with your inputs over the mic or in a chat box on screen. I know that provided the game is decent and if you can play with randoms online, the game would be truly hilarious.
No that I've got a basis out, what would you lot add or take away from this game? If it's a good enough idea (which the community will decide on) then it may be published as an indie game. Not big enough for AAA, but it could be popular... So yeah, what do you think about this proposal? All comments no matter what they are, are respected. Unless you're just being a troll
This review is both hilarious and spot on! This game had potential and some fun missions but didn't live up to the hype. I'm actually going through most of these reviews as I've only just found this page an dI'm really enjoying it.
No one will probably read this as this being a 5 year old review, but I actually really like this game and even Aidens character and the way the story was told made me appreciate watch dogs more than any gta title
GrumpyUncleNick 20 Aiden seems like the kind of person who has the personality of a wet sack filled with moldy potato skins and a scowling face painted on, but there is definitely a lot of conflict going on. He wants to be a better person but can't stop thinking like a criminal vigilante, because that's what he has become. In the end you have the option to avoid killing as many people as possible but it's still a non-zero number because the story kind of requires you to kill people sometimes. I like that he CAN be redeemed if you always show mercy when given the option, but that doesn't happen until AFTER.
That outro.. I feel like Yahtzee wants to rip that guy apart who made that outro.
This was simply hilarious. Some of your best work for sure! Keep it up!
I have to take issue with Yahtzee's complaint that there are apparently hordes of "heavily workshopped Johnny Lee Miller rejects." Claire is the only character in the game who's like that, and she's pretty clearly a homage to Lisbeth Salander.
Dunno who liztits sabastian is. So yup, Johnny lee miller reject.
Vernon682 The titular character of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo," and its sequels?
Uh, doesn't ring a bell. Never watched that movie.
... It's also a book series
Dorf, never read the book.
0:33 It's funny because there is actually a pony easter egg in the game.
GLaDOS the game? Yes please.
Or being the narrator for the Stanley parable, All the while another person controls Stanley
I've played Watch Dogs for the first time recently and had a lot of fun.
SPOILERS BELOW
Call me soft, but in the end, I kinda thought that Aiden Pearce had enough of killing people, so I had him walked away instead of killing Maurice, showing that he hasn't completely lost his humanity in the progress of getting revenge. I was also quite sad when Clara died, even though she betrayed him, and I would liked if she lived (though that's because she's basically a bad copy of Lisbeth Salander, the hacker from Millenium trilogy, so I projected my sympathy for Lisbeth into her). In the end, the best thing in the game are the amazing graphics (with the worse mod, at least), and the story could have been a bit better, especially some side missions (the serial killer one was very anticlimactic, all hyped up creepy music on the crime scenes, and then it's some random guy in an intervene-to-stop-this-crime mission. And his final letter about slaves in heaven is a bad copy of the San Francisco's Zodiac killer letter. I mean, they could have imagined something more creative for the find-the-killer mission. Maybe you find out that he has kidnapped a woman and have a countdown to reach some abandoned shack and save her or something. Let's hope watch dogs 2 has more interesting story and side quests :)
I shot Maurice instantly, because to me Aiden does not work as a "good" protagonist or even a well adjusted human being. You steal people's cars, money and murder innocent ctOS guards, who merely worked for a paycheck. To me, Aiden Pearce is a sociopath with delusions of grandeur and desire to BE the vigilante like Batman. That includes a strong want to control ctOS, even though he said no-one must have such a power, even Blume (that also makes him a hypocrite). After killing Quinn he remarked about feeling alive. And he had no trouble killing or using anybody just to save his skin or his family.
5:00 They did make a game like that, called There Came an Echo
You know what would have made a better story? If the dude was technopath. There no more magic hacking.
Or just a better protagonist.
ZarosianCabbage I was focusing on keeping the gameplay mechanics without being stupidely unrealistic...but yeah that sure wouldn't have hurt. I guess, I haven't actually played it.
To be faaaaiiirrrrr....the mother might be better adjusted because her grief isn't compounded by a sense of guilt.
It's official Ubisoft are worse than EA now after downgrading the pc version just so it didn't make the console version look like shit. Ubisoft needs to stop pandering to Microsoft ,Sony and morons who know nothing about gaming. If someone wants an amazing looking game they shouldn't of bought a console.
I agree that what they did was utter bullshit but I don't think they've quite reached EA levels, not yet at least.
Ubisoft is getting paid by everyone. Probably even nvidia.
Jack Meiklejohn They will be the worst game company this year dethroning EA.
At least they have not yet made a game that looks like a DLC and sell it for a total of $60, like some game that you may call shit militia vs shit militia whit the title of battlefield.
MadmanJoE100 you hate people who call out companys on there bullshit ?
You forgot the fact that when you run into a chain link fence it shatters into pieces like glass.
And fences make things explode.
There's no bullet impact animations (maybe there are now)
And cars will get their meshes stuck in one another.
So is it going to be just Watchdog one year Assassins creed the next from now on?
4:50 Yeah, they sort of did that. It's called RTS. Or Full Spectrum Warrior.
Yahtzee never ceases to entertain.
The way he phrased that bit about the Aiden's wife or his sister made it sound like Aiden's wife WAS his sister.
I've been playing Watchdogs and I do enjoy the game overall, but every single point Yahtzee makes is 100% correct, and it almost makes me hate this game. Either way, I'm just gonna finish as much as I can this month and then trade it back in to Gamestop before it stops being worth anything. Fun gameplay, but it sure as hell didn't live up to all the hype.
Good for you sticking with it. I got bored and traded it in. I struggle when a game fails to make me feel invested in the protagonist.......which is almost all the time the past couple years.
Ah, we've been pushing down shit by the big publishers to the point we have to enjoy something that's less shit.
Every game has its virtues and its flaws, the secret is to find one whose virtues you enjoy and whose flaws you can overlook.
I liked the spying on people in their homes. They should have made way more of those or at least let me repeat them. I also liked that I could take the train and walk slowly through rough areas that reminded me of home, without actually stepping out my home.
Yahtzee is the only game critic who tries to convince gamers to stop playing games.
That point he made about line of sight with the helicopters was spot on.
I dont like this game.
Its just like 'ugh'
Did not expect you here. WHY IS YOUR COMMENT DIFFERENT THEN NORMAL
Gyarados
pongboy1100 . Dunno.
"Durability of a pringle between a professional wrestler's buttocks" never stops being funny :D
ah, i have been waiting for this one...
In regard to the QTE in car chases they actually don't remain on screen for too long and from what I've seen only appears about 1/2 the time.
The reasons why nothing should be hyped.
but needs to be writen 2 times it seems
it happened again? sorry, but randomly when i post something it gets posted twice
HOLY SHIT. its been years but i finally got the math circus reference. my life has changed completely.
This is exactly why I stopped buying new games that I know have a large margin for failure as their only selling point is hype.
Can't blame all the sheep for seeing pretty graphics and flocking around it though.
Batman: Arkham Knight will be worth it. Luckily there are still some really creative developers out there who actually give a dam about quality.
OMG i'm so happy, they turned the credit music volume down. I was having trouble with waking ppl up at night. Thats awesome.
Is it me or does Yahtzee's voice sound...off
It's just you.
It sounds like his older videos. He must gave been using older recording equipment
The way he described the game at first reminds me of the film hackers, a film from the 90s when people understood even less about hacking then they do today, the main protagonist was a hacker called Zero Cool and they all went around skateboarding and acting like something that even back then was heavily outdated. Though since there was no iPhones they hooked there computer up to public phones and did something with numbers.
review the Stanley parable
Read his column, he compares it to beyond two souls.
4:50 thats République isnt it?
from what i recall that did not get high praise either .)
I see this game on G2a and Kinguin for like $2....still too high for me....
your depiction of their description of hackers looks like the postal dude. trench coat, red hair, piercings, all you need is a goatee and sunglasses and that's the postal dude
I liked watch_dogs when I saw the e3 trailer unlike most I wasn't focused of the graphics I was focused on the gameplay and I got what I wanted a stealthy third person open world game with simple to execute hacking
Well I expected more complex hacking and I was extreamly disappointed.
I wanted to find out everyones secrets. Got what i wanted.
Derpy guy Watch Dogs was supposed to be the next big thing. Some even said it would be bigger than GTA V. GTA V was so big that it's been 2 years and the game is still super popular. Watch Dogs was actually forgotten about after a few months. For a game that had a hype train of 2 years and the fact that everyone was talking about it like it would be huge and how it would be better than GTA V and be the GTA killer and how it would kill GTA V and then go on to last for years but instead it only lasted for a few months before dying out. There were even alot of youtube let's plays of watch dogs (like things to do in watch dogs) which was supposed to replace the GTA V let's plays but for some reason they all just stopped played WD and went back to GTA V.
GTA V is popular because Rockstar showed how much they can do with the limited hardware of the PS3 and Xbox 360, and they cared about both Last Gen and Current Gen, and the game has a lot of things to do, like exploring the wilderness and see some animals and carry a fucking mini-gun, let's not compare Watch_Dogs to GTA V because we know how well is that going so let's compare it to Red Dead Redemption...... Well Red Dead Redemption has a good atmosphere that you feel like in a real 1911 in the west of the United States, and Red Dead Redemption has a satisfying bullet impact on enemies where blood comes out like it's real, while Watch_Dogs has none of the mentioned, shouldn't be surprised that no one kept talking about it.
Derpy guy I just hate how Ubisoft kept on saying that WD was the true next gen experience. They said it would be the game that defined next gen and when you think of next gen you'll think of WD. WD on current gen does absolutely nothing that any previous gen games could do. In fact there are things WD does worse than previous gen games. There's no real reflections or mirrors, there's always just 1 person in a car, when you flip over a pedestrian car they just pop out, and the A.I are all stupid and every one of them reacts the same way to every situation. I also hate how they kept on advertising the PC version as the lead version and how it was built from the ground up. The PC version of WD is nothing more than a horribly unoptimized port which requires a god PC just to run smoothly.
Overall the game got alot of controversy mainly because Ubisoft advertised it as something that it simply wasn't. It's a perfectly average game that one would play for a few weeks and then forget about it but Ubisoft said that it would be a special experience that would be remembered for years. It wasn't special at all and it was completely forgotten about after a few months. It was supposed to be the next big thing but it wasn't even close to that and it died out very fast.
I know this was a long comment but I just don't like it when companies false advertise their game just to get more money.
Its incredible how spot on this video is
I like this game a lot more then the also over hyped GTA 5.
It's a smaller sandbox but there are more fun things to do.
But the driving is worse, the police AI is worse, the world is lifeless, the gunplay is shite. WD should not have been a sandbox game
@ronald James
Would you look at that... a wrong opinion.
Thank goodness! I thought I was the only one!
the train hack and the ability to create jam coms and IEDs are good
Screw this game. I was so hyped, then ubisoft Montreal took a big shit on my face..
Don't believe the hype. At least not from Ubisoft.
"Aiden Pierce in a firefight has the durability of a Pringle between a professional wrestler's buttocks." Comic gold XD
Is he really saying thief let you play however you wanted?
There's no such thing as a game that let's you play however you want. There can be games that offer you lots of choices but so far there is no game where you can do literally anything.
Brandon MacLeod I was more referencing that the newest thief game is more restrictive then past thief games and don't i know why yahtzee thinks otherwise?
Brandon MacLeod Idk I can't remember feeling restricted in games like KSP and Skyrim.
He said "new games going 'Play it your way!'" rather sarcastically with the illustration of Thief hugging a reluctant Yahtzee. I think he meant the opposite.
Madarch Or minecraft.
The camera/guiding game described is pretty much Republique.
I personally liked Watch_Dogs, cause it was quite a unique idea(in my opinion) and everyone seemed to give it hate, to which I thought they based their negative opinions on what they saw, and not how they played it. WD actually has a decent story if you actually payed attention to it (like me) and it's a good one to get indulged in.Some people had all their stuff lost because of some corruption on their Xbones or Piss-station 4's because of some bug apparently. But you see, I had it on PS3 so I was fine, and everyone gave it hate because of it, in my opinion, they seemed like they where blinded by their own ignorance. Sooner or later I eventually convinced myself to actually get the PC port, because I thought "Hey, it might actually be a decent port, compared to their other crap", it was then my PC said "You sir, are a massive cunt for downloading this horrible port", I couldn't even get 30fps on lowest graphics, and there was me thinking I could actually have fun with a Ubisoft PC game.
Overall, I think people who criticized WD for having an uninteresting plot should play the game start to finish, without doing side missions. Take what you will about my opinion, I'm not fussed.
+nerfyboy600 i found out a way to get rid of lag. if youd like i could help to troubleshoot. I play Watch dogs on 3840x2160 or if i can i try 4096x2160 which is 4k with everything except shadows on ultra.
Pandemic4444 No its okay, I play it on PS3 and it's fine, the PC port was horrible in general.
i liked it. after i figured out how to not get lag and used a trainer. since i played it on the xbox 1 i thought id get it for the pc.
Pandemic4444 Yeah, I just play it on my PS3.
wish i still had mine. ive always been a xbox fan but i do say the uncharted games were great. i sold my ps3 for 2 reasons. customer support was complete shit and the new uncharted was for ps4 only. IF they would have announced the game for both then i might have kept it.
Also, another thing in the game is that incredibly awesome Spider Tank minigame. Now that I cleared the champagne, that's the sole reason for me even playing Watch Dogs, which says little for the game itself but a lot for the spider tank. Incredibly cathartic.
I thought people loved this game, or beforehand
I loved it. In fact I'm still loving it.
Duncan Spennewyn
As do I. I can't deny he made some good points though.
Micah Jones thats true he did, it was not perfect. but it wasnt bad.
***** sorry, does that change my opinion? oh and i disagree, this game was awesome! i wont stand behind everything this game does because it does things wrong. but i wont ignore the good things that it does.
*****
I wouldn't want to live in that world...
Haha, I was looking forward to this episode... Made my day, thanks mate.
I don’t see how a Saints Row2/4/Just Cause 2/Prototype/inFAMOUS 1, fan can hate Watch Dogs, so much? The game has a large detailed map, stylised villains, and crazy side quests. You even get yore own bat cave.
***** First day on the internet?
Casey Joint is my favorite hacking/stealth game.
Thanks for giving us that
I got this game for free with my PS4....... and I still felt ripped off.
I bought the special edition, think how I felt
The Official Nelson Gaming I think I know. I bought the gold edition of The Division.
I only had a tire blow out once, and that was because I triggered the things to come up out of the ground and wanted to see what they were supposed to be doing.
Kinda ironic what Yahtzee said, since this game is actually set in the assassins creed universe and you even kill a guy the modern assassins want dead.
+Reuben Leal That's only a fan theory though, and most likely the AC references (mentions of Abstergo Industries, the first AC game at a the house of Aidens sister, a mission where you can watch a young man explain AC to his dad...) are just easter eggs...
+SonTyp OhneNamen well there are multiple npcs who work or worked at abstergo although I guess there isn't much beyond that. makes sense if they are in the same universe though.
I think the hacking would be neat if you had to go through a menu quickly and hack say "cam, 4, disable" to disable a specific camera for a certain amount of time and breaking into the network let's you gain more control over a building. It would also make combat more intense as now you're flipping through a mini menu as you're getting shot at.
What a boring, sub-par DLC-infested wash this game is.
3:31, whenever that happened to me, I'd always end up shooting the criminal out of frustration and then have to run away as the cops inevitably showed up