Mrs. Teavee (spoken): Hit it! Mrs. Teavee: All through the night, I just watch the clock. Counting every second 'till I can. Tiptoe to his door Which I carefully unlock To get to see my little man. (Instrumental style change) At 6 AM I look in on my darling To see if his restraints are holding fine For an hour I'm in heaven Till I loosen them at 7 I love that little man of mine. At 9 AM I make a special breakfast With thorazine and oatmeal I combine Then it has to be homeschooling Due to that court ruling They never proved a thing I love that little man of mine. At 12 o'clock I have a little lie down. And never dream that we have had a daughter. But then at 2 I arise to find there's black in my eyes. I have to have a sip of mommy water. At 6 o'clock I read the evening paper. And pour myself a lovely box of wine. And then just I as feared, I read the neighbor disappeared! And so I switch to straight turpentine. It's a riddle how I love that little man of- Mike: Mine! Mine! What can I say? I got my golden ticket the American way! I hacked Willy Wonka, that's how I won. You gotta break rules to get the job done. I don't need to go outside to be who I'll be. Reality is something I can get from TV! America, get ready for my cyber-attack! Mike Teavee is winning There's no going back! [instrumental] Both: So every night we sit on the computer. Mike: And try to find my father online. Mrs. Teavee: And then I tuck Mikey in With lots of love and Ritalin. Not to mention lots of rope and twine And then I take as many as I can of Lexapro and Ativan And Klonopin and Paxil 'Til I'm spinning from my axel And Zoloft and Lorazepam Cause mommy doesn't give a damn Cause mommy's higher than cloud nine It's a riddle how I love that little man of mine! Mike: Mine! Mine! MINE! Mrs. Teavee (spoken): Thanks for coming!
Mrs. Teavee (spoken): Hit it!
Mrs. Teavee:
All through the night,
I just watch the clock.
Counting every second 'till I can.
Tiptoe to his door
Which I carefully unlock
To get to see my little man.
(Instrumental style change)
At 6 AM I look in on my darling
To see if his restraints are holding fine
For an hour I'm in heaven
Till I loosen them at 7
I love that little man of mine.
At 9 AM I make a special breakfast
With thorazine and oatmeal I combine
Then it has to be homeschooling
Due to that court ruling
They never proved a thing
I love that little man of mine.
At 12 o'clock I have a little lie down.
And never dream that we have had a daughter.
But then at 2 I arise
to find there's black in my eyes.
I have to have a sip of mommy water.
At 6 o'clock I read the evening paper.
And pour myself a lovely box of wine.
And then just I as feared,
I read the neighbor disappeared!
And so I switch to straight turpentine.
It's a riddle how I love that little man of-
Mike:
Mine! Mine! What can I say?
I got my golden ticket the American way!
I hacked Willy Wonka, that's how I won.
You gotta break rules to get the job done.
I don't need to go outside to be who I'll be.
Reality is something I can get from TV!
America, get ready for my cyber-attack!
Mike Teavee is winning
There's no going back!
[instrumental]
Both:
So every night we sit on the computer.
Mike:
And try to find my father online.
Mrs. Teavee:
And then I tuck Mikey in
With lots of love and Ritalin.
Not to mention lots of rope and twine
And then I take as many as I can
of Lexapro and Ativan
And Klonopin and Paxil
'Til I'm spinning from my axel
And Zoloft and Lorazepam
Cause mommy doesn't give a damn
Cause mommy's higher than cloud nine
It's a riddle how I love that little man of mine!
Mike: Mine! Mine! MINE!
Mrs. Teavee (spoken): Thanks for coming!
I LOVE THIS SONG
I’m playing Mike atm and this song is so fun
me too!!!
Lucky!!!