Trump Eats “Hamberders” While Government Remains Shut Down

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  • Jimmy puts two more furloughed federal employees to work during the government shutdown, talks about long lines at TSA checkpoints now that TSA workers are missing their shifts, Donald Trump’s misspelling of hamburgers on Twitter, and reveals his theory about the friendship between Robert Mueller and Trump’s Attorney General choice William Barr.
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    Trump Eats “Hamberders” While Government Remains Shut Down
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  • @danklord5422
    @danklord5422 5 років тому +240

    “Hamborders”

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 роки тому +5

      Hot dogues

    • @shqiptariidukagjinit5650
      @shqiptariidukagjinit5650 4 роки тому +5

      I think he put borders there for a reason

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 роки тому +4

      @@shqiptariidukagjinit5650 yeah propably the most important reason is not so many Mexican children get accidentally sucked in by overweight Texan blobs who are consuming a whole McDonald's in five minutes "just for desert". This has really become a Problem in the last years and it's time we finally address it.

    • @nene4083
      @nene4083 3 роки тому

      douenots

    • @brendenstahl7007
      @brendenstahl7007 3 роки тому +2

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      Me: 🧑🏻‍🦱👋🚕 👉🇨🇦

  • @aventuraforever13
    @aventuraforever13 5 років тому +2004

    At least He did not order TACOS; and said: México is going to pay for them.......

    • @josecavazos1869
      @josecavazos1869 5 років тому +5

      balance 13 yong 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 5 років тому +7

      Canada paid for pizzas.

    • @alanali6423
      @alanali6423 5 років тому +4

      ha ha!

    • @antoniop3352
      @antoniop3352 5 років тому +4

      Make a run for the border. Taco Bell.

    • @ockk13
      @ockk13 5 років тому +3

      🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabriellataylor173
    @gabriellataylor173 5 років тому +20

    Why is Jimmy such a sweet heart literally made me cry. I love seeing such kindness in the world.

  • @noahmurphy6756
    @noahmurphy6756 5 років тому +430

    He protect
    He attack
    But most importantly
    He serve Big Mac

  • @sdollar1399
    @sdollar1399 5 років тому +683

    I got a McDonald’s add for this video... I’m weak😂💀

  • @rasoolm1698
    @rasoolm1698 5 років тому +51

    “This is the image you see when you take off your blind fold in Bird Box” 🤣🤣

  • @jtmichaelson
    @jtmichaelson 5 років тому +923

    Best part of the picture of Trump is Lincoln in the background judging him.

    • @orpa007
      @orpa007 5 років тому +12

      Omg 😂😂😂

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 років тому +33

      "... and I was the one who got shot in that theater...." _shakes head in disbelieve_

    • @bennettbolin7219
      @bennettbolin7219 5 років тому +9

      Lincoln was resting his head on his fist symbolizing his shame in the United States

    • @SquirrelHill
      @SquirrelHill 5 років тому +1

      There is a new book called Barack Obama Is Afraid of Sharyl Attkisson: The definitive guide to the shenanigans of America's 44th president

    • @mayukhee1
      @mayukhee1 5 років тому +2

      Did you notice the noose in front of Lincoln? I think the hint was very subtle but you can see what the picture meant

  • @mamamiaherewegoagain6959
    @mamamiaherewegoagain6959 4 роки тому +130

    The funniest thing about the picture was abraham lincoln's portrait in the background, it shows how low the US president is now, from the world-changing lincoln to world-ending trump

    • @romariorosso9502
      @romariorosso9502 2 роки тому +2

      are you really that low and stupid? Trump was dealing with the crimes all over the world and stopped illegal immigrants.

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 2 роки тому +1

      @@romariorosso9502 Here we see the eternal Trump defender

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 2 роки тому

      @@romariorosso9502
      Are you trying to speak English?

    • @romariorosso9502
      @romariorosso9502 2 роки тому +1

      @@DavidTheRoss English is not my mother tongue language

    • @davidreddy
      @davidreddy 2 роки тому

      @@romariorosso9502 trump 2024

  • @zandelscomicsandcards7543
    @zandelscomicsandcards7543 5 років тому +375

    I think it’s very unfair that politicians are still getting paid

    • @davesbultz1489
      @davesbultz1489 5 років тому +13

      How do feel about taxpayers subsidies going to congress to pay for their healthcare?

    • @dl-iy8jf
      @dl-iy8jf 5 років тому +2

      True

    • @bananarepublic4865
      @bananarepublic4865 5 років тому +8

      The first to be on the no pay list should be nancy and chuck . Trump already works for free .

    • @abdulalfahim6222
      @abdulalfahim6222 5 років тому

      Jonathan Roe ooo

    • @818cookies
      @818cookies 5 років тому +2

      Jonathan Roe that’s what Alexandria Ocasio Cortez said...she’s a congresswoman who doesn’t think they should be getting paid

  • @Firef8ter343
    @Firef8ter343 5 років тому +165

    Right after food had arrived, Starbucks delivered Smocking hot Covfefes for everyone!

  • @pandorarose4205
    @pandorarose4205 5 років тому +47

    I remember in 2nd grade whenever I was so proud of myself for being able to spell hamburger maybe we should send trump back to second grade to learn how to spell hamburger and to run a country

  • @JoseRamirez-yc8hj
    @JoseRamirez-yc8hj 5 років тому +14

    I like how Guillermo was polite enough to actually greet the couple with a handshake

  • @phl.k
    @phl.k 5 років тому +347

    Legend says she’s still trying to spell “Hamburgers” ..

    • @thisismyname9510
      @thisismyname9510 5 років тому +7

      Katharine Keo im from Germany how tf can a Girl Be so stupid and unfortunately i have Seen many Videos with and from stupid People and many comments .
      I was just like wtf there is only one U and e and She wasnt even high

    • @RA-IL
      @RA-IL 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @qwertylink9066
      @qwertylink9066 5 років тому +1

      how can he be an idiot when he made tons of money... can you make tons of money? 😂😂😂

    • @thisismyname9510
      @thisismyname9510 5 років тому +2

      qwerty link To who is this comment Adressed To

    • @commissarkitty3553
      @commissarkitty3553 5 років тому +5

      @@qwertylink9066 Just because you have lots of money doesn't necessarily mean your smart. For example there are plenty of spoiled rich brats that inherited wealth but dont have two brain cells to rub together. Amazing orange president is one of them.

  • @jojolewis831
    @jojolewis831 5 років тому +8

    I tired to explain the
    ham-ber-ders to my wife we were both laughing so hard. Thank you burder king.

  • @pabvelaz4621
    @pabvelaz4621 5 років тому +533

    i got a mcdonald’s add on this vid 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ELARTUROTV
    @ELARTUROTV 5 років тому +766

    To be fair that pretty Mexican Girl must be bilingual and sometimes you mix up the spellings when they are so close. HAMBURGUESA is the correct spelling in Spanish.

    • @foreveryeung52
      @foreveryeung52 5 років тому +68

      Upvoting b/c that poor girl was definitely bilingual. I grew up bilingual and with parents who had learned English in a British protectorate, and when I get flustered, my spelling gets all out of whack (American v. British spellings) and sometimes I find myself really struggling for words in whichever language I'm speaking.

    • @veganworldpeace2649
      @veganworldpeace2649 5 років тому +9

      foreveryoung52 That explains why it would be so confusing to spell some wires with the difference between the nations of England & USA. Interesting fact! Sadly, I am not bi-lingual, as it is a tremendously great quality, ability, high intelligence, and skill level.

    • @cristals87
      @cristals87 5 років тому +25

      In portuguese its HAMBURGUE and she got it right once :)

    • @josiah22gill
      @josiah22gill 5 років тому +5

      Arturo Gallardo she is an Indian descent

    • @TruthShallPrevail4
      @TruthShallPrevail4 5 років тому +5

      Arturo Gallardo she looks more South Asian than Mexican

  • @luc1503
    @luc1503 5 років тому +286

    That picture is the most American picture possible. Explains our obesity rate

    • @jnuy764
      @jnuy764 5 років тому +5

      LOL

    • @mizzou19
      @mizzou19 5 років тому +13

      Except it was given to the Clemson football team...literally over a hundred collegiate athletes, each in incredible shape. Hell, even the lineman would be able to outdo normal people like you or I any pretty much any physical activity

    • @johnandrewmayne
      @johnandrewmayne 5 років тому

      Still better over here than anywhere else hahahaha..

    • @heppolo
      @heppolo 5 років тому

      Obviously not as moronic as a hamberder covfefe bozo POTUS from the standpoint of water, which is a good thing, not a bad thing.

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 5 років тому

      Among other things

  • @Gears-rb2ox
    @Gears-rb2ox 5 років тому +185

    hours since a national embarrassment: zero

    • @helene420
      @helene420 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂 so true!

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 5 років тому +5

      @@helene420 Forreal. The dems embarrass us everyday, just look at that Gillette AD!

    • @nickerpipe
      @nickerpipe 5 років тому

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 5 років тому +5

      @@Digger-Nick you should delete the j in your name :-p btw i would rather get embarrassed by cringy dems than by racist conservative justice warriors...

    • @Billyjoe78517
      @Billyjoe78517 5 років тому +2

      Mirror of Society how are we racist? Did you forget your own party?

  • @chenharry4713
    @chenharry4713 5 років тому +68

    People, he is trying to tell us that he is going to build his “wall” out of ham because ham-borders.

  • @jazlynguevara2845
    @jazlynguevara2845 5 років тому +18

    I really thought she was gonna spell hot dog wrong 🤣

  • @erinpiccolo5186
    @erinpiccolo5186 5 років тому +322

    As if serving cold hamberders wasn’t bad enough, he had to lie about it. What a low rent jerk.

    • @jensraab2902
      @jensraab2902 5 років тому +25

      I hadn't thought of that but you're right. By the time they were served they'd all been cold.

    • @ivangoh5619
      @ivangoh5619 5 років тому +15

      @@jensraab2902 The worst crime of all is soggy fries.

    • @breadwinningbiscuit1086
      @breadwinningbiscuit1086 5 років тому +5

      Erin Piccolo
      Were u their to verify they were cold?
      I’m sure the White House is equipped with stuff to keep food warm.
      Orange Man Bad BEEP BOOP BOP

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 5 років тому +24

      Bread Winning Biscuit They’d been sitting out on the table for hours. Of course they were cold. You Trumpsters really can’t believe any fact at face value, can you?

    • @blinkybill2198
      @blinkybill2198 5 років тому +10

      @@breadwinningbiscuit1086 burgers stay warm for like 3-4 minutes out of any heat source. Any lettuce is garbage after 10 min.

  • @toty1980
    @toty1980 5 років тому +401

    Why they didn’t order Taco Bell and let Mexico pay for it

    • @Destructorm
      @Destructorm 5 років тому +4

      Oh my.. PAY* Great job American guy. You're so smart

    • @GirAiDWinters
      @GirAiDWinters 5 років тому +3

      @@Destructorm not as smart as you, apparently.

    • @glennblnco
      @glennblnco 5 років тому +13

      There isn’t even a Taco Bell in Mexico, so why would Mexico pay for something they do not consider as their own food?

    • @imtheenforcer1975
      @imtheenforcer1975 5 років тому +5

      Did you have a stroke typing that?

    • @wangchangkevin
      @wangchangkevin 5 років тому +5

      because that would be a yuge order

  • @sidfalck2780
    @sidfalck2780 3 роки тому +10

    ”This is the image you see when you take of your blindfold in birdbox” Can’t stop laughing 😂🤣

    • @vyomsood7175
      @vyomsood7175 3 роки тому +1

      Comrade, i am disappointed with you because you use capitalist companies instead of the glorious Soviet sosig shops

  • @bryanzepeda3822
    @bryanzepeda3822 5 років тому +20

    “Hotdog’s a easy one” 😂😂😂

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 роки тому

      Excuse me, I think you spelled hot dogues wrong sir.

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 5 років тому +264

    All I can think of now is that scene from the Steve Martin Pink Panther where he can't pronounce the word hamburger no matter how hard he tries...

    • @melissaflores5017
      @melissaflores5017 5 років тому +7

      Yess!! That’s what I was thinking too! Lol 😂

    • @gioPHL
      @gioPHL 5 років тому +1

      Yes!!! First thing I thought of. Priceless.

    • @Aprilmaytd5tr
      @Aprilmaytd5tr 5 років тому

      This is all I've been thinking about

    • @oscarh2744
      @oscarh2744 5 років тому

      Michael Ramon I’m weak AF 😂

    • @therocklobman2820
      @therocklobman2820 5 років тому +1

      I like Hinderburgrurrs

  • @itsmorganalysse
    @itsmorganalysse 5 років тому +341

    Burger King is sooo petty and I’m here for it🤣🤣

  • @shivaprakash3668
    @shivaprakash3668 5 років тому +14

    Line continues till India 🤣😂🤣best joke I have ever Seen

  • @therealzayski
    @therealzayski 5 років тому +11

    "The image you see when blindfold is removed in Bird Box". Classic, had me rolling!

  • @mohammadbashammakh
    @mohammadbashammakh 5 років тому +4

    How could anyone NOT love Guillermo, he is so much fun to be around him, even grumpy doctor Becker loves him , bless him and hope he have a nice day

  • @jaimemccallon2259
    @jaimemccallon2259 5 років тому +701

    ... we're a goddam laughing stock to the rest of the world.

    • @PerthTowne
      @PerthTowne 5 років тому +49

      Trump is a laughing stock--and his minions are. The rest of us have nothing to do with his stupidity.

    • @marvinamann4969
      @marvinamann4969 5 років тому +63

      Yep you guys are
      It would almost be entertaining if it wouldn't be so frightening
      Greetings from Germany

    • @PerthTowne
      @PerthTowne 5 років тому +8

      Marvin Amann+ Your statement doesn't make it so. It's your opinion--and it's a bit of a ridiculous opinion. Trump is an ass. That's clear. But there's nothing funny about the things that he is doing. So if you find it funny, for example, that 800,000 people are going without pay and some have to visit food banks or might lose their homes, that's some interesting sense of humor you have.

    • @lanenordgren2588
      @lanenordgren2588 5 років тому +2

      Truth

    • @marvinamann4969
      @marvinamann4969 5 років тому +31

      @@PerthTowne No you are right
      As I said, it isn`t funny, it is frightening
      It is absolutely frightening that over 40 % of American voters continue to support Trump
      But that still makes America as a country a laughing stock in Europe
      And this isn't my opinion it is a fact
      There is a survey which was conducted in Germany comparing Public opinion of America and Americans before and after Trump`s election
      Less than 9% of Germans think that the US Government is doing a Good Job and more than 50% believe that America is now the biggest threats to Europe's security
      That is probably a opinion you don't like one of your closest allies having of you
      But what really makes America laughing stocks are the actions and behaviour of Donald Trump Abroad
      Most European Satire shows are full of jokes about Trump and America
      For Example was the clip where he pushed the president of Montenegro out of his way a perfect opportunity for Comedians to make jokes about America's rudeness to the rest of the World
      And honestly, you are also making a laughing stock of yourself when you accuse me of finding the suffering of thousands of people funny
      I clearly stated the opposite in my comment before, that I find the current situation frightening and NOT funny
      Please don't accuse people publicly about something if you do not know the Facts
      That is how populists like Trump win

  • @joehildreth8961
    @joehildreth8961 5 років тому +5

    I lived in Atlanta. Lines always like that, no joke haha

  • @securuslol
    @securuslol 5 років тому +224

    I feel for that girl that got it wrong. I'm guessing she's latina, and in spanish you spell it "hamburguesa". We need that u after the g, or the pronunciation changes drastically to a hard g. It would be "hamburhehsa" or something like that. I consider myself a pretty good speller, but as a native spanish speaker, I think I would've fallen for that one as well.

    • @lisagarver2312
      @lisagarver2312 5 років тому +20

      Securus Nex Thank you! I am not multilingual but to me it was pretty clear that this person was getting her languages mixed up. Nothing to be made fun of when most of the people watching and laughing only speak one language.

    • @milirodriguez8493
      @milirodriguez8493 5 років тому +6

      Isnt Trump who misspelled hamburgers though?

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 років тому +6

      @@lisagarver2312
      I'm bilingual.
      I don't mess up in spelling (especially "hamburger").
      *_Bilingualism is a dumb, stupid excuse for lazy illiterate folk, who have a serious case of inferiority complex._*

    • @jonathaniel6614
      @jonathaniel6614 5 років тому +11

      @@JohnDoeKek not every bilingual is fluent your probably just a teen whos spent most of their life in the us who probably doesnt understand

    • @ingrid2108
      @ingrid2108 5 років тому +3

      @@milirodriguez8493 yes and sadly trump's mother language is english. Unless he was raised in russia by the russian spies to be a russian spy. Oops..

  • @icemario19
    @icemario19 5 років тому +537

    The lady who can't spell hamburgers is still more qualified than Betsy DeVos.

    • @goodysmarts
      @goodysmarts 5 років тому +34

      In English it is spelt Hamburger and in Spanish it is spelt
      hamburguesa. So she wasn't spelling it wrong just in another language.

    • @LR3ONNEJ
      @LR3ONNEJ 5 років тому +7

      Yes she is more qualified than betsy devos

    • @LR3ONNEJ
      @LR3ONNEJ 5 років тому +3

      @@goodysmarts the language is English. She spelt it wrong. I just could not look at her anymore.

    • @deboratasso8399
      @deboratasso8399 5 років тому +20

      ​@@LR3ONNEJ I think the point is that if she is, let's say, latina and use Spanish daily, it is easy to get the spelling mess up, as she is bilingual. So her struggle can be less about English and more about her usually writing it in another language. I personally have similar issues, sometimes I just cannot remember how to spell it in English, as my brain insists on the Portuguese spelling. That and being under pressure, it isn't hard to get to a point you just can't spell at all. Of course, I don't know her or her background, but it is something to take under consideration before judjing her. :)

    • @aaronducks6781
      @aaronducks6781 5 років тому +17

      In all fairness, trump had spellcheck... and ignored it.

  • @rajiakeiffert
    @rajiakeiffert 5 років тому +42

    That girl who didn’t know how to spell “hamburgers” was probably overthinking so much, thinking it was a trick question or something 😂😂 I refuse to believe otherwise

    • @mohamedshelare153
      @mohamedshelare153 5 років тому +1

      @jmalcolmg123
      Lol

    • @openyourmind333
      @openyourmind333 5 років тому +1

      Rajia Hikal pretty sure she knew how to spell it. Have you ever made a typo before? It happens

    • @rajiakeiffert
      @rajiakeiffert 5 років тому +2

      Drew Glenn yeah but like she misspelled it MULTIPLE times

    • @gggggggggggggggggg161
      @gggggggggggggggggg161 5 років тому +1

      @@@mohamedshelare153 What's funny about that?

    • @vidhun
      @vidhun 5 років тому +1

      @@openyourmind333 and how many typos does some attempts before correcting it :p

  • @hitkid2456
    @hitkid2456 3 роки тому +8

    *" H A M - B E R D - E R S "*

  • @WastedGTAZ
    @WastedGTAZ 3 роки тому +2

    Just listening to people spell hamburgers makes me think... how many times have I written that word down and how many times have I mistaken how to spell it...

  • @FULLmeltHASH
    @FULLmeltHASH 5 років тому +314

    The only thing worse than mcdoanlds... is cold mcdonalds.

    • @ShakShak1999
      @ShakShak1999 5 років тому +4

      True

    • @That1CommentGuy
      @That1CommentGuy 5 років тому +29

      *Correction, the only thing worse than McDonald’s is Donald.*

    • @Braedenfish
      @Braedenfish 5 років тому +9

      Do not get me wrong....I am not saying fast food is safe to eat......but that food must've sat so long between prep n more prep...delivery...food thru security.... team thru security ....pomp n circumstance.....photo ops....Trump food jokes...Twitter breaks...and Grace....was it in fact.....safe to eat???

    • @AccessoriesAddict5528
      @AccessoriesAddict5528 5 років тому +2

      @@Braedenfish 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @gibberish1014
      @gibberish1014 5 років тому +1

      He offered heat lamps..

  • @lazarusdarkstar3015
    @lazarusdarkstar3015 5 років тому +13

    Jimmy Kimmel makes me laugh because without him and the other late night hosts I would go insane

  • @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290
    @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290 5 років тому +2

    The hamberder, hey...😂😂😂
    KIMMEL show!!yeah!

  • @-iamForgiven
    @-iamForgiven 5 років тому +7

    3:24 “Can we go outside I just love it when it rains”
    Me: I love it too the rain disguises my tears about how life can just kick me in the balls every now and then.

  • @rk4592
    @rk4592 5 років тому +186

    It was so nice giving that couple those tickets 👍

    • @sameermatt877
      @sameermatt877 5 років тому +4

      Dude you were the one that got the tickets right ? 😂

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 5 років тому +1

      Murica: find a problem, throw money at it
      Find a problem-solver, throw money at it

    • @rk4592
      @rk4592 5 років тому

      No but what a resemblance. Good catch Sameer! lol

  • @andan04
    @andan04 5 років тому +6

    When I send an e-mail to my entire workplace, I triple-check to make sure I've not misspelled a word, punctuated incorrectly, or included a grammatical error. This guy sends out a tweet to the entire world and can't be bothered with such trivialities.

    • @shithawks7270
      @shithawks7270 5 років тому

      Not a misspelling.
      But good for you.
      Try digging, you'll see what the reason was.

  • @doslover
    @doslover 5 років тому +8

    You know you're having a bad day when Burger King dunks on you

  • @jamesbondj.r.7090
    @jamesbondj.r.7090 5 років тому +27

    WTF didn't he order classy meals from the nearby Trump hotel. That would have been a better touch of CLASS.

    • @dfrey1885
      @dfrey1885 5 років тому +1

      Really? You think that's what a bunch of college guys want to eat, fancy food?? They were ecstatic with that fast food, I'm sure! You must not have teenagers at home

    • @jamesbondj.r.7090
      @jamesbondj.r.7090 5 років тому +2

      @@dfrey1885 yes I have one that unfortunately doesn't enjoy fast foods. But being that it's Trump the billionaire, he should have been classier. That's how I feel about it. Bytheway my daughter's name is like yours.

    • @jamesbondj.r.7090
      @jamesbondj.r.7090 5 років тому +1

      @@dfrey1885 that depends what's on the menu. Baby!

    • @entwurfung
      @entwurfung 5 років тому +1

      @@dfrey1885 I love fast food, but if i would have the chance to eat at the white house i would want to eat something special and not something i can get everywhere for littel money.

    • @entwurfung
      @entwurfung 5 років тому +1

      @Jake the Astronaut So he sucks at hiring good managers? Or rather he sucks on making sure his people hire good managers?

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666
    @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 років тому +327

    I'm the best at eating hamburgers. Nobody knows how to eat hamburgers better than I do. I'm the best. Thank you.

    • @noctisonyx9083
      @noctisonyx9083 5 років тому +26

      Donald Trump I had to read that in Alec Baldwin’s voice😂

    • @VonikGames
      @VonikGames 5 років тому +1

      Noctis Onyx same😂

    • @randyscott3808
      @randyscott3808 5 років тому +1

      Your friends all tell you you're best eater.

    • @callixtusiv7528
      @callixtusiv7528 5 років тому +6

      Dot dot dot hamberders

    • @kn9ioutom
      @kn9ioutom 5 років тому +3

      PERIOD !!!

  • @margosparkle4299
    @margosparkle4299 5 років тому +13

    With Abraham Lincoln painting right over the scene.

  • @Ghoppa32
    @Ghoppa32 5 років тому +2

    lol, look at Abraham Lincoln in the picture in the background...flabbergasted with that spread ....

  • @loveheals582
    @loveheals582 5 років тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My tumny hurts!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 I cried from laughing!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Jimmy and writers and the whole team....

  • @Laughandsong
    @Laughandsong 5 років тому +663

    Nothing better to drink with a hamberder than a hot cup of covfefe..... Hmmmm .....

    • @ethanklezos4801
      @ethanklezos4801 5 років тому +6

      Nochickenwingsforyou YES

    • @safia6790
      @safia6790 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂 epic

    • @Murph_gaming
      @Murph_gaming 5 років тому +9

      Idk, The Donald seems more like an iced covfefe kind of guy.

    • @kedeshiap2984
      @kedeshiap2984 5 років тому +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @davohna
      @davohna 5 років тому

      You mean make sure that the eye'd covfefe is hot..LOL

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 5 років тому +22

    Mmmm nothing beats cold Hamberders and cold greasy fries the lunch of Champions!

    • @Herehear49
      @Herehear49 5 років тому +3

      Traitor-in-chief is probably congratulating himself for saving some $ by serving the Clemson champs crap instead of a decent well-deserved feast. He certainly didn't pay for it either.

    • @youaintasbadasyouthink
      @youaintasbadasyouthink 5 років тому +3

      Don't forget how well it goes with a cup of covfefe

  • @watch9425
    @watch9425 5 років тому +6

    2:14 the guy in the back from the music band is sleeping lmao😂😂

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 5 років тому +4

    "It rained yesterday and it's raining again today..."
    *Every Briton stares into the distance as hello darkness my old friend plays*

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 роки тому

      This is so damn good man, I can't get the picture of a crying British man with his face pointed a dim window out of my head

  • @jonahthor3523
    @jonahthor3523 5 років тому +185

    Not going to lie. Got a McDonald’s ad before the clip started lol

  • @davidwhitecross1021
    @davidwhitecross1021 5 років тому +175

    Dear America,
    Orange man bad.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone

    • @farnorth13
      @farnorth13 5 років тому +2

      correct

    • @MrLogos-rm4bj
      @MrLogos-rm4bj 5 років тому +3

      How racist!! Im a man and I was born with a rather orange hue.

    • @ishaschdv1
      @ishaschdv1 5 років тому +1

      2k Killer he meant a spray on orangina Tdump. His ain’t natural.

    • @violetbrown8998
      @violetbrown8998 5 років тому

      @@MrLogos-rm4bj lol // Isha replied to your post.!

    • @ivoryfyall4231
      @ivoryfyall4231 5 років тому

      👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂God Bless Our AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸We need all your Blessing Nowwww!!!

  • @connorturner5069
    @connorturner5069 4 роки тому +14

    Imagine not being able to spell "hamburgers"

  • @oscarwong7698
    @oscarwong7698 4 роки тому +2

    1:45 that fake laugh from her hahaha

  • @liztodd2379
    @liztodd2379 5 років тому +254

    Haha that woman who can't spell Hamburger. Lmao

    • @jonasdash
      @jonasdash 5 років тому +35

      our next President

    • @cierahowell8653
      @cierahowell8653 5 років тому +30

      I think she is ESL some English words are harder to understand due to phonetics

    • @Vomvomvomvomvom
      @Vomvomvomvomvom 5 років тому +5

      She tried though ❤️

    • @codycrossman
      @codycrossman 5 років тому +5

      @@cierahowell8653
      Possibly, but she has no accent.

    • @sallydogood6169
      @sallydogood6169 5 років тому +8

      @@cierahowell8653 I was thinking the same thing. where she kept adding the u to the e consistently.

  • @naturecure9900
    @naturecure9900 5 років тому +126

    I feel bad for that lady that can't spell hamburgers:(

    • @Alejandro_87
      @Alejandro_87 5 років тому +2

      Plot twist - she's an accountant

    • @TinyMK1
      @TinyMK1 5 років тому +1

      Nature Cure I know, and apparently it was supposed to be funny? I don’t get it.

    • @SpaceManNation
      @SpaceManNation 5 років тому +1

      Nature Cure
      Obviously I don’t know her, but it’s actually astonishing how many fairly intelligent people have no clue how to spell, they’ll fully admit it and a lot of the time it’s completely unconcerning to them

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 5 років тому +7

      Spelling out loud can be more difficult, than when writing a word, especially when you're not a native speaker. Or maybe she was just nervous because of being on TV.

    • @PlanetJigobotTV
      @PlanetJigobotTV 5 років тому +4

      You could tell english was her 2nd language and she was hellla cute 😘

  • @thomashenley4035
    @thomashenley4035 5 років тому +5

    Hamberders is my favorite samdwitch

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 5 років тому +3

    That 'hambuerguers' girl is seriously adorable, regardless of spelling capabilities 😍

  • @jialinsun9703
    @jialinsun9703 5 років тому +7

    All of these jokes were soooooo good. Had me cracking up all the way through 😂😂

  • @amandaoutlaw1349
    @amandaoutlaw1349 5 років тому

    That woman still keep spelling "Hamburger" wrong. Lol 😆😂

  • @astheticsunsets8250
    @astheticsunsets8250 5 років тому +3

    He protect
    He attack
    And best of all he serve Big Mac XD

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +25

    "Ermegerd!"
    - The Hamberdler -

  • @EmEm78
    @EmEm78 5 років тому +29

    Ehrmagerd, hamberders!

  • @USARMYvietnamVET1969
    @USARMYvietnamVET1969 5 років тому +2

    I'm going out and get a Whopper right now, it's lunch time.

  • @marylouisewooters6124
    @marylouisewooters6124 4 роки тому +3

    6:27 my mom explaining to my friends that i bring over what shes made for dinner before we get food

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 роки тому

      Ah yes, Comedy

  • @Waleska0413
    @Waleska0413 5 років тому +213

    The lady misspelling hamburgers is Hispanic so she was spelling it thinking it's the Spanish word Hamburguesa. I can see it.

    • @latronqui
      @latronqui 5 років тому +6

      Exactly

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 років тому +4

      I thought they were saving that for the last clip of that segment. Unfair. It would have been a very appropriate ending. (And I'm sure it's not like they didn't know...? TV time editing can really suck though.)

    • @joshuazavala9146
      @joshuazavala9146 5 років тому +9

      She is Indian.
      stupid.

    • @jennacook2505
      @jennacook2505 5 років тому

      +

    • @jtc1947
      @jtc1947 5 років тому +2

      WT? did you hear about the Democrats trying to push legislation to GIVE 12 BILLION DOLLARS in some kind of foreign aid to Mexico? This is twice the amount that the PRESIDENT is asking for the wall. Democrats can't see 5.7 billion but want to give 12 Billion dollars in foreign aid? ? What's up with that?Give the Pres the WALL and problem solved. Cancel this stupid foreign aid deal! Let Mexico take care of their own people. NOT OUR JOB!

  • @mokkymiah2742
    @mokkymiah2742 5 років тому +121

    How can one man be so many American stereotypes?

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 5 років тому +5

      LOLLLL that is one of the funniest and most original comments about Trump I have ever heard!!

    • @neuro7097
      @neuro7097 5 років тому +3

      Trump haters just paste and stick their stereotypes on him cause that's what they do

    • @kallebaah0
      @kallebaah0 5 років тому +5

      He's the joke that keeps on giving

    • @anti_fragile
      @anti_fragile 5 років тому +1

      He's like one of those kids who goes 'When I'm older, i'm gonna become the president!' except he actually followed through

    • @maryc8552
      @maryc8552 5 років тому +2

      I honestly don't understand the problem here. First, he spent his own money, secondly, what difference does it make? I literally can't stand the man, but attacking him for this is just assinine.

  • @ivyschulte-hostedde3685
    @ivyschulte-hostedde3685 4 роки тому +1

    Ellen would've given them free Disney World tickets for life

  • @southbound310
    @southbound310 5 років тому +23

    Hamberders from Chi-na!!

  • @cardigan7726
    @cardigan7726 5 років тому +471

    Trump is Jesus. He turned 300 hamberders into 1000 hamberders. It's a miracle.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +45

    Donnie didn't even mention KFC...
    Now the Colonel knows how Melania feels when Ivanka walks into the room.

    • @xcofcd
      @xcofcd 5 років тому +3

      He didn't want to bring out the silverware for this one...

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 5 років тому

      New Message ouch... that was pretty brutal and you watch me rip people on half all the time, lol..

  • @skrizzell8536
    @skrizzell8536 5 років тому +3

    I love how he asked if they get a discount on taxes it's just such a logical question

  • @simonjmeyers
    @simonjmeyers 5 років тому

    I like that it was a McDonald’s commercial, that I couldn’t skip, before this...
    ‘Murcia.

  • @thirdbnico
    @thirdbnico 5 років тому +8

    Remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato "potatoe"? A big deal was made of a public official making a reasonable spelling error. Trump does it so often it's news worthy for 30 minutes till we move on to his next display of public illiteracy.

    • @uncleeddie5813
      @uncleeddie5813 5 років тому

      He does it on purpose. So the media shares his tweets. You think he owns the only computer without auto correct? Stable genius. 🤐

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle 5 років тому +61

    He wants to build the berder wall.

    • @helene420
      @helene420 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😋

    • @rk4592
      @rk4592 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @tomsenft7434
      @tomsenft7434 5 років тому

      He should hire milk people to build the berder wall.

    • @user-pv7nf3gu8u
      @user-pv7nf3gu8u 5 років тому +1

      rgnestle OMG...most underrated comment in the entire section! *dying* 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @TarikIbrahimkadic
      @TarikIbrahimkadic 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nateh9863
    @nateh9863 5 років тому

    I actually got a hamburder ad from McDonald’s before watching this video lol

  • @jasoncarty4470
    @jasoncarty4470 5 років тому

    I would get a McDonald’s advertisement before this video haha

  • @Mamaj0052
    @Mamaj0052 5 років тому +54

    He built a WALL of HAMBERDERS!!! 🤣

    • @ade5064
      @ade5064 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @anthonyleach7608
    @anthonyleach7608 5 років тому +86

    No, Jimmy, he did lie.they had 300 "hamburgers." But President Joffrey Baratheon tweeted about having “hamberders."

    • @rhondathompson6942
      @rhondathompson6942 5 років тому

      HAMBURGERS CANT YOU SPELL THAT

    • @rhondathompson6942
      @rhondathompson6942 5 років тому

      @Shisui San HOWS THAT I SPELLED HAMBURGER RIGHT

    • @b-radg916
      @b-radg916 5 років тому +2

      rhonda thompson: Did you *_watch_* the video??

    • @anthonyleach7608
      @anthonyleach7608 5 років тому +1

      @@rhondathompson6942 I don't think you understood the joke, whether you found it funny or not is beside the point. The current President of the United States misspelled "hamburgers" as "hamberders." I was obviously referring to his spelling gaffe. To quote Bill Maher when Donald Trump tried to sue him, " this is known as parody, and it's a form of something we in the comedy business call a joke."

  • @fatimaalol
    @fatimaalol 5 років тому +5

    It’s funny that I got a McDonald’s ad right before this 😂

  • @SlowDaddie
    @SlowDaddie 5 років тому

    Junk food served on a silver platter is the perfect metaphor for Trump

  • @henok1173
    @henok1173 5 років тому +126

    I got a mc Donald’s ad on this video
    thx 4 all the likes😂😂

  • @emigdio777ify
    @emigdio777ify 5 років тому +55

    I got a McDonald’s ad on this video

  • @KevinFauver
    @KevinFauver 5 років тому

    Soooo...the Hamburglar is now the Hamberdler!

  • @dholmes61
    @dholmes61 5 років тому

    Hamberters are poker players?!!! thats too funny.

  • @mmcken3354
    @mmcken3354 5 років тому +69

    86 45 Captain Sully is in our hearts always and is a American Hero. Thank You.

    • @jswaggart01
      @jswaggart01 5 років тому

      10 years already, wow ...

  • @JoeyLemon
    @JoeyLemon 5 років тому +30

    I love how the kid was like the only one who sounded confident when spelling hamburger

  • @alisonmarie2020
    @alisonmarie2020 4 роки тому +2

    "hamborders" 🤔😂🤣

  • @mariocd10
    @mariocd10 5 років тому

    Idk if it's just me but I heard Kimmel pronounce "Hamburders" as hamburgers when telling the joke. Lol

  • @jessegarcia3071
    @jessegarcia3071 5 років тому +221

    Trump looks like the hamburglar in front of all those burgers.

    • @MrMovielover17
      @MrMovielover17 5 років тому +9

      Someone actually photoshop trump as the hamburglar in that photo.

    • @librasmith9894
      @librasmith9894 5 років тому

      Jesse Garcia 😂😂

    • @thisguy8542
      @thisguy8542 5 років тому

      Trump 2020

    • @Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy
      @Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy 5 років тому +2

      Trump just keeps getting more and more ridiculous

    • @omegaproductionsable
      @omegaproductionsable 5 років тому +1

      Your joke is proof enough that you have the mental of a 10 year old child P.S. You desperately need to get laid!

  • @vwlover4677
    @vwlover4677 5 років тому +547

    McDonald's is bad enough warm, Let alone cold McDonald's!

    • @alexscredo5208
      @alexscredo5208 5 років тому +12

      It often depends on meat quality. In my country it tastes really good. Tourists often complement our Mc-s and say they taste much better than ones in their home countries.

    • @vwlover4677
      @vwlover4677 5 років тому +2

      @@alexscredo5208 well that's good thing.

    • @zacm5618
      @zacm5618 5 років тому +3

      If obama did this you’d be touching yourself

    • @zacm5618
      @zacm5618 5 років тому +1

      Besides...liberal parents feed their kids McDonald’s all the time haha idk what you’re complaining abou

    • @ericachennault4149
      @ericachennault4149 5 років тому +21

      @@zacm5618 yes I feed my kids cold hamberders by candlelight and on the fine silver all the time...but then again I'm not the president feeding grown ass men who were dressed up to come to the white house...idiot

  • @bubbaschannel1610
    @bubbaschannel1610 5 років тому +23

    Why isnt anyone talking about the congress and house getting paid during the shutdown?

    • @thefly7244
      @thefly7244 5 років тому

      bubbas channel cause the shutdown doesn’t effect them

    • @eastwest42286
      @eastwest42286 5 років тому

      Right, It’s Ridiculous

    • @charisaberle7478
      @charisaberle7478 5 років тому

      Because their babies and would blow that up on social media and all the liberals would get pissed.

    • @duckcluck7879
      @duckcluck7879 5 років тому +1

      Because that would be fair and god knows that’s not gonna happen.

  • @dmofacebook1718
    @dmofacebook1718 5 років тому

    Guys... guys... he has 300 HAMBURGERS but 1000 Hamberders!

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 5 років тому +873

    What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
    The letter 'F'

  • @aniketdas3149
    @aniketdas3149 5 років тому +28

    Hamburger - The legacy of MURICA

  • @suresh94342
    @suresh94342 4 роки тому

    That Abraham Lincoln reaction at 7:00 🤣😆😆

  • @yngveacer8
    @yngveacer8 5 років тому

    Jimmy! Invite the Crimson Tigers to your show and serve them some real American fastfood. And freshly made.

  • @lynnkelley6655
    @lynnkelley6655 5 років тому +3

    I hope you're right about Bill Barr. I've thought about the same scenario... but I'm afraid to trust that any of these establishment guys actually have the public good in mind.