@@jedizelfknight That's fiat bro. And no it's british, just because BMW owns it doesn't make it german. They were originally founded in England and BMW bought them to make them their british line of cars
Being a pirate wasn't that great. There were many times when they did not have their bread and wine, which is why they bothered to tell stories about it.
What's funny is that this was one of the more successful jobs Peter's ever had. He's got people working for him, robbed Mort, and successfully took a Brit's entire cargo. I don't know how much Mort's stuff worth, but the cargo would probably be a few hundred dollars at least. !Probable Math Alert (if you don't wanna get bored, stop here)! Alright, so let's assume those crates/barrels can hold 50 pounds each (can't tell for sure since I don't know their dimensions, but that pirate didn't have any trouble whatsoever lifting each up and tossing them to his buddy), and the Brit said he carried tobacco, spices, and sugarcane. I could only see the pirates taking 8 of those containers, so we'll also assume that that was everything the guy had in his car. Tobacco (~$2.03 per pound) would be about $100 per container, a pretty decent haul. Sugarcane on the other hand (~$0.03... I think? It's hard to tell for sure, too many different costs found) would only be worth about $1.50 per container, Peter would've gotten more from selling the wood making up the containers. Spices are more broad, so let's assume it's Cinnamon ($6) since it was one of the more cheaper ones I could find (seriously, some spices were >$200 per pound). That alone would be $300 per container, and again, this is for one of the cheaper spices. With 8 containers total, let's separate this as evenly as we can: 2 for Cinnamon (due to price to make things more fair), 3 for Sugarcane (sugar's addictive), and 3 for tobacco (same reason as Sugarcane). The spices would be $600, Tobacco $300, and Sugarcane $4.50. That's an estimated $904.50, almost a thousand dollars! Even if he had to split the earnings evenly between his 4-man crew, he'd be walking away with over $200. The average Manager's annual salary is $123,972 (according to salary.com), or about $60/hour (www.calcxml.com/calculators/convert-salary-to-hourly?skn=606#results); and Peter made over $200 in less than 3 minutes! If he stayed on as a Pirate I have no doubt he'd be swimming in money (though he did do that once, and that didn't work out for him)!
@@RenegadeElite101 Well actually, if he's a pirate, he probably just stole them. I think the outfit, parrot, and likely gunpowder would be his only real expense on this endeavor (simply due to how much powder needed would be more than he can reasonably steal [also faster just to pay for it]). Otherwise, he can simply rob the docks to try and get the weapons, like how he got his crew (Quahog is an old settler town, so there's bound to be at least one ship with canons).
1:35 this is actually what pirates did on the high seas. they put up flags of British ships in order to seem friendly to merchants before raising their pirate flag and going in for the booty
@@humbletimez But after Peter becomes a pirate, he then becomes a nonfactor as the rest of the episode is about Chris falling in love with Anna, the local veterinarian. Peter does give Chris some advice, but the advice is to act like a jerk because girls like bad boys, I guess? But that doesn't work (obviously Peter should've known better because acting like a jerk didn't get Lois to love him) and Chris ends up back to square one. Also, he hits Brian with a chair to use as an excuse to see Anna. Did I forget to mention Amanda Bynes voiced Anna?
What I find even more hilarious with this scene is that in French a "carjacking" is called "piraterie routière" piracy road and that's exactly what I imagine with this term.
@@amourabidi492 the term "Semetic" is just in use in linguistics today. The terms "anti-Semite" or "antisemitism" came by a circuitous route to refer more narrowly to anyone who was hostile or discriminatory towards Jews in particular. (Wikipedia)
"After weve had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine!!" That one has stuck with me for over a decade.
The reason pirates showed off their pirate flag instead of just going incognito with another flag the whole way and launch a surprise attack is because the usual tactic was to intimidate the enemy vessel into surrendering without a fight because a battle was actually a last resort. Pirates don't have the luxury of a government or patron to resupply them should they lose men, ammo or ship parts so the priority was to fight as little as possible to conserve their resources. Which is why the usual tactic was intimidation with all this flashy iconography.
The funny things is that actual pirates that lived a long time ago had short lives.even in 1900 live expectancy was like 46 or something.I can't imagine how short it was when pirates actually existed .
It's why buried treasure wasn't a thing. Because they didn't know how long they'd last (whatever the cause of death may be), they either wore their wealth and/or spent it at the nearest port. It's also why some wore earrings, as they were both a proto dog tag giving info as well as some wealth to leave to behind to a next of kin. (Also, those mortality rates are skewered because of a lot of infant/child deaths. If one made it to adulthood, then the life expectancy was more or less the same as today)
@@timfortune9 oh okay but to be honest did a lot of people like pirates have a different conceptualization of what old age like we do now because of how ancient that time period was anyway.I heard some 47 year old back in 1894 probably had a cane and could barely walk and could haven been some old scrooge guy who possibly loved running some coal mine all day or something.
@@lionkingfan Socrates, a man who lived nearly 3,000 years ago, died when he was 73. Life expectancy has always been between your 60s to 70s. Whenever life expectancy claims to be "in the 40s" it's because of bad science, and stupid people mixing child deaths in with the adult deaths which ruins the math. Besides that, yeah mist pirates assumed they wouldn't live very long, because being a pirate is super dangerous. Even pirates today act like every day is their last, because it very well could be. That's why they were a drunks who gambled away their wealth; it was the only chance they had to enjoy it.
Is noone going to talk about why that car was driving in middle of the road... Shiver me timbers he could've got caught.. Epic pirate battle parody though
We just gonna ignore the fact that the lone British sailor nearly fought off an enemy with superior numbers of crew, a larger ship and more power by himself and very nearly won. This… this is why we built the largest empire the world has ever seen.
@@stingerjohnny9951 well, there was also the more recent episode when Peter and Quagmire tried to help Mort with his business. I haven't seen a lot of episodes from the last few seasons, though.
Someone commented how funny it was how peter looks back at the guys to make sure they are laughing with him everytime peter does the "aaahhaaaahh_!! . I never thought it was that funny but the more I look at it now its a lot more funnier than I thought 😂
When he looks back to make sure they’re laughing too it gets me
Frrrrr lol
Ahaaa! Hahahaha
Its the way they all pose at the beginning for me
I swear bro 😂😂😂😂
@@Mika-ib5kb i didn't even notice that 😂💀
Mad respect for Shelly BoothBishop,he held his ground and tried to protect his cargo but was outnumbered 4 to 1
Went down like a true Brit lol
not since Nelson has there been a more gallant captain who has sailed the highways for Crown and Country
@@thewheatness But Peter had Town and Country
“No doubt they’re after my sugarcane tobacco and spices”😂😂
“Well Shelly Booth Bishop isn’t about to let you over-egg this pudding!!”
“prepare to be boarded!”
Spices that he probably doesn't use
You will never take my cargo
The amount of property damage Peter causes is just hilarious
Yeah.
That guy causes more property damage than the Avengers.
@@belgiumcomics2537 but less than Superman
Not to mention to his own car, Lois is going to be mad at him for it but then again, she's always mad at him for something.......
Haha
Other mates: hahaha
In this episode or just in general?
The most historical accurate sword fight in cinema and tv history
That distinction belongs to Potop.
Shadiversity needs to review it.
nah that goes to Master and Commander
Except for he called them privateers
@@deeburke7392that's accurate though
I like how the British guy is driving a British car (you can tell from where the driver's seat is located.) It's the little details.
hes also on the lfet side of the road
It’s a Mini Cooper. In fact they were well known for rallying. The Mini would handle corners better than the cartoon version.
Its a mini cooper, british rally car, too that's why I was cracking up 😂
Isn't mini cooper italian? Or isn't mini cooper german cuz it's owned by BMW?
@@jedizelfknight That's fiat bro. And no it's british, just because BMW owns it doesn't make it german. They were originally founded in England and BMW bought them to make them their british line of cars
"ThEY STINK OF GOOD CHEER"
AAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
HAHAHAHA
@@Jester-15 after we had our fill of bread and wine. We shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine.
@@nojustno.justno AAAAAAAHAHA
@@Chris_Figiel HAHHAHH!
After we’ve had our fill of bread & wine, we shall tell tales of OTHER times we’ve had our fill of bread & wine.
Being a pirate wasn't that great. There were many times when they did not have their bread and wine, which is why they bothered to tell stories about it.
Sounds more like a pot head telling you about other times they've gotten high
00:48
“AghhhGHHHHHgghh!!!! Kristallnacht!!!!”
I swear this makes me laugh uncontrollably every time.
and most of the people don't get it xD
Yes so damn funy lol, thousands of people killed, raa ped and homes destroyed
@@j.lawrence9242 it's ok to not be fond of dark humor
@@Mrowa066 dark "humor" can be many times used to send anoter message
@@j.lawrence9242 that's so woke xD
I love it when Peter destroys the pharmacy toys. Too real man
What a saint
What's funny is that this was one of the more successful jobs Peter's ever had. He's got people working for him, robbed Mort, and successfully took a Brit's entire cargo. I don't know how much Mort's stuff worth, but the cargo would probably be a few hundred dollars at least.
!Probable Math Alert (if you don't wanna get bored, stop here)!
Alright, so let's assume those crates/barrels can hold 50 pounds each (can't tell for sure since I don't know their dimensions, but that pirate didn't have any trouble whatsoever lifting each up and tossing them to his buddy), and the Brit said he carried tobacco, spices, and sugarcane. I could only see the pirates taking 8 of those containers, so we'll also assume that that was everything the guy had in his car.
Tobacco (~$2.03 per pound) would be about $100 per container, a pretty decent haul.
Sugarcane on the other hand (~$0.03... I think? It's hard to tell for sure, too many different costs found) would only be worth about $1.50 per container, Peter would've gotten more from selling the wood making up the containers.
Spices are more broad, so let's assume it's Cinnamon ($6) since it was one of the more cheaper ones I could find (seriously, some spices were >$200 per pound). That alone would be $300 per container, and again, this is for one of the cheaper spices.
With 8 containers total, let's separate this as evenly as we can: 2 for Cinnamon (due to price to make things more fair), 3 for Sugarcane (sugar's addictive), and 3 for tobacco (same reason as Sugarcane). The spices would be $600, Tobacco $300, and Sugarcane $4.50. That's an estimated $904.50, almost a thousand dollars!
Even if he had to split the earnings evenly between his 4-man crew, he'd be walking away with over $200. The average Manager's annual salary is $123,972 (according to salary.com), or about $60/hour (www.calcxml.com/calculators/convert-salary-to-hourly?skn=606#results); and Peter made over $200 in less than 3 minutes! If he stayed on as a Pirate I have no doubt he'd be swimming in money (though he did do that once, and that didn't work out for him)!
If he only his car repairs and expense of firing the cannon were less than that.
This is the most effort I've ever seen anyone put into a comment on a family guy video of all things
@@RenegadeElite101 Well actually, if he's a pirate, he probably just stole them. I think the outfit, parrot, and likely gunpowder would be his only real expense on this endeavor (simply due to how much powder needed would be more than he can reasonably steal [also faster just to pay for it]). Otherwise, he can simply rob the docks to try and get the weapons, like how he got his crew (Quahog is an old settler town, so there's bound to be at least one ship with canons).
Shame he'd be arrested for... highway piracy.
this scene would serve as a fun math lesson for middle school math class or something
Say what you might, but Peter is surprisingly agile for a guy of his weight.
Dude was able to sword fight and then backflip on a moving car.
Tbf. Peter is canonically a very strong guy. He's done physically impressive feats from handling heavy artillery to fighting giant chickens 😂😭
Say what you will about Boothbishop. Dude died like a true Englishman...
That was one determined Brit; he defended his cargo against four men for a good couple of minutes while speeding down a roadway.
And gracefully went down with his ship
1:35 this is actually what pirates did on the high seas. they put up flags of British ships in order to seem friendly to merchants before raising their pirate flag and going in for the booty
That's where the term "false flag" came from.
I think we could all go in for that.
Thanks Colombo
@@carultch that is where the term “Fraying Fish” came from actually.
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“That car is coming up awfully fast…. But at least it’s flying the British flag 🇬🇧” 😂
What if it was the American flag they were waving?🤣 🇺🇲
🏴☠️
Har-har!
@@monkeycat48depends on the century.
Lmao he’s humming “Rule, Britania” as he goes down with his car! 🤣
This is hands down my favorite family guy episode, I love it when they laugh so much lmao
Which season which episode?
@@ClarkKentPeterlast episode of season 5 I believe, if not 6
@@humbletimez But after Peter becomes a pirate, he then becomes a nonfactor as the rest of the episode is about Chris falling in love with Anna, the local veterinarian. Peter does give Chris some advice, but the advice is to act like a jerk because girls like bad boys, I guess? But that doesn't work (obviously Peter should've known better because acting like a jerk didn't get Lois to love him) and Chris ends up back to square one. Also, he hits Brian with a chair to use as an excuse to see Anna. Did I forget to mention Amanda Bynes voiced Anna?
What I find even more hilarious with this scene is that in French a "carjacking" is called "piraterie routière" piracy road and that's exactly what I imagine with this term.
For no reason I'm going to fire this cannon all over your store. Ha ha ha
A-HA! Terrible pharmacy toys! We'll see to it that no child ever receives these as a last-minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party!
@@yunidai16 I put terrible pharmacy toys in the same category as those "ultimate guides" you see at the checkout aisles.
"After we've had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine."
Classic pirate quotes.
like whattt😭😭😭😭
This is a pirate quote:
"I'm going to be King of the Pirates!"
“I Got A Jar Of Dirt”
0:50 Mort saying Night of Glass had me dying of laughter😂😂😂😭😭😭
It’s sad but funny at the same time.
@@ChaseMcCain81 No, it’s simply hilarious. Not sad at all.
@@codiefitz3876 ah, an antisemite, i see
@@thelastyeetbender4429 that term doesn’t even make sense, literally the entire Middle East is Semitic
@@amourabidi492 the term "Semetic" is just in use in linguistics today. The terms "anti-Semite" or "antisemitism" came by a circuitous route to refer more narrowly to anyone who was hostile or discriminatory towards Jews in particular. (Wikipedia)
I want to play. Assassin's Creed Black Flag. Now.
I got a lust after seeing this. 😁
I knew I wasn't the only one
Play sea of thieves
@@femboygaming9886 Pfft, heck no. Sea of Thieves is a haven for griefers and trolls. Black Flag is WAY better.
@@femboygaming9886 you have terrible taste in games if you recommend playing that asinine game
@@BarberShave19 I’ve played both, and black flag has too many limits. Half the game is just following people around.
Peter did a Jedi backflip to get back in the car lmao
frontflip but yea
At around 300 pounds, thats an amazing gymnastic feat.
One of my favorite moments from Family Guy
Keeping a cannon in the back of your car?
Now that’s pirating...
Peter would literally get several life sentences for all this in real life.
True In the US the sentence for Piracy is a life sentence in prison
notice how they are both driving on the correct side of the road
0:31 The way the parrot looked at Peter like “Bruh”
Dude this comment is hella underrated
I would love to see Lois' reaction when Peter comes home with the car destroyed.
She would be upset I think
@@stabbityjoe7588 Its ok. He'll repair it with the proceeds he gets from all that sugarcane, spice and tobacco he plundered.
U mean a wheel ship right? 😅
Not like she hasn't seen worse countless of times.
she wouldn't care probably since the car will be magically fixed in the next scene if it's not the main focus of the plot
The music at 1:54 is from The Sea Hawk by Erich Wolfgang Korngold. Leave it to a Seth MacFarlane project to reference film scores from 1940.
The battle sequence and music reminded me of the beginning of Monty Python's Meaning of Life, but they were also probably parodying the same film.
God bless you
That’s legitimately an amazing action sequence.
The cultural and historic references are at another level.
One of the most rewatched scenes of Family Guy
"That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!" ☠️
"there's me wench" lol.
1:21 there was a bart Simpson plush toy in the explosion
Wow good eyes
Had to turn it to 0.25x to catch that lol
Good job
Based
"I don't care who they are they stink
Get em outta here"🤣😂
“AH HA, for no reason I’m gonna to fire this cannon all over your store.”
The Englishman,fought gallantly.
1:21
There is a bart doll in that explosion
Joey Moran good catch
wooow nice one
Man I must slowed down video to 0,25 to see it :D
Holy Moly! That's true
man of culture and keen sight
"After weve had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine!!"
That one has stuck with me for over a decade.
0:48 elite comedy😂😂
It’s actually the funniest part of the video
1:41 *ROAD PIRATES!!*
Privateers!
that laugh gets me everytime!
The reason pirates showed off their pirate flag instead of just going incognito with another flag the whole way and launch a surprise attack is because the usual tactic was to intimidate the enemy vessel into surrendering without a fight because a battle was actually a last resort.
Pirates don't have the luxury of a government or patron to resupply them should they lose men, ammo or ship parts so the priority was to fight as little as possible to conserve their resources. Which is why the usual tactic was intimidation with all this flashy iconography.
Felt bad for Mort his pharmacy got mauled by Pirates
Its Family Guy and Mort is Jew, so for them very reasonable
Steven, same.
And on Kritallnacht too
He deserves it lol
He's the one who sold these stupid last-minute gifts, he had it coming.
“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Peter Griffin”
BEST FAMILY GUY SCENE!
PIRATE CAR BATTLE!
I love that he asked for 5 tankards of ale when there's only four people, meaning one tankard is for the parrot. True pirate.
“Ahah, for no reason i’m going to fire this cannon all over your store” 😂😂😂😂
“Ahah, terrible pharmacy toys! We’ll see to it that no child ever receives these as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party!”
Ahaaaaa! Hahahahaha!
Just loving the fact that they're laughing at everything 🤣
Lmao that was a 2 minute swim to shore at most 😂
Mort thinking a bunch of thugs entering his shop was Kristallnacht is so underrated
Still better than pirates of the Carribean 5
NPGamer11 No please don’t say that 🥺I’m on stranger tides in a marathon right now and I hope 5 isn’t that bad as everyone says.
@@taegotkash so how was it ?
@@taegotkash don't leave me on a cliffhanger! how was the outcome? x.x
This is funnier than every single funny moment of Friends combined.
0:22 HAHAAA HAHAHAHAHAA😂
(Looks heartily back at other pirates)
2:49 Wilhelm scream
Came here to comment this!!
The funny things is that actual pirates that lived a long time ago had short lives.even in 1900 live expectancy was like 46 or something.I can't imagine how short it was when pirates actually existed .
It's why buried treasure wasn't a thing. Because they didn't know how long they'd last (whatever the cause of death may be), they either wore their wealth and/or spent it at the nearest port.
It's also why some wore earrings, as they were both a proto dog tag giving info as well as some wealth to leave to behind to a next of kin.
(Also, those mortality rates are skewered because of a lot of infant/child deaths. If one made it to adulthood, then the life expectancy was more or less the same as today)
@@timfortune9 oh okay but to be honest did a lot of people like pirates have a different conceptualization of what old age like we do now because of how ancient that time period was anyway.I heard some 47 year old back in 1894 probably had a cane and could barely walk and could haven been some old scrooge guy who possibly loved running some coal mine all day or something.
@@lionkingfan
Socrates, a man who lived nearly 3,000 years ago, died when he was 73.
Life expectancy has always been between your 60s to 70s. Whenever life expectancy claims to be "in the 40s" it's because of bad science, and stupid people mixing child deaths in with the adult deaths which ruins the math.
Besides that, yeah mist pirates assumed they wouldn't live very long, because being a pirate is super dangerous. Even pirates today act like every day is their last, because it very well could be. That's why they were a drunks who gambled away their wealth; it was the only chance they had to enjoy it.
"A merry life, and a short one." - Bartholomew Roberts
Mostly due to bad hygiene, you were more likely to die from sickness than a stabbing or a hanging.
Is noone going to talk about why that car was driving in middle of the road... Shiver me timbers he could've got caught.. Epic pirate battle parody though
Fr
“SHOOTITAGUNNNNN!”
"What? I didn't understand that!"😁
@@kadenharley8232 I said, “Shoot it again, but I said it pirate-like.” 😂
The mast and the sails get me all the damn time
This is a WAAAAAY better pirate tale than one piece, by FAR!!
This is why I love family guy
3:28 let's not forget that Peter is supposed to be obese
Edward Kenway in a nutshell
You got to love how most Family Guy episodes just consist of Peter going through phases.
Shame that the pirate phase couldn't last an entire episode's length worthy of jokes, scenes of him on the high seas, and Joe dressed as a pirate
The way he checks to make sure they all laughed 😂😂😂
That's the top rated comment
"AHAAAAAA THERES ME WENCH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter what the heck are you doing?
That's Long John Peter to you porthole
We just gonna ignore the fact that the lone British sailor nearly fought off an enemy with superior numbers of crew, a larger ship and more power by himself and very nearly won.
This… this is why we built the largest empire the world has ever seen.
The British are OP, their tea gives them super powers.
Lol the repeated laughing animation
The fact the British guy is driving an old school morris mini cooper makes it all the more hilarious
"They promised me pirate action i didnt get the pirates, i wanted the pirate family guy, i didnt get the pirates!"
The thing about pharmacy toys is too true lol
Peter literally called his wife a wench
I'm British and that ending was one of the most British things I've ever seen and I've watched the movie Hot Fuzz twice 😂
Accurate about those pharmacy toys lol
My thoughts, "But Mort is your friend" lol
Oh right, this is back when the characters were friends...
@@stingerjohnny9951 well, there was also the more recent episode when Peter and Quagmire tried to help Mort with his business. I haven't seen a lot of episodes from the last few seasons, though.
This was actually very Entertaining
Oh no privateers!
2:07 Top Ten Best Fights Of All Time
His "Ha Haaaa" before every statement he makes still cracks me up even now lol. 😂
I love how they all pose for a second after bursting through the door
Someone commented how funny it was how peter looks back at the guys to make sure they are laughing with him everytime peter does the "aaahhaaaahh_!! . I never thought it was that funny but the more I look at it now its a lot more funnier than I thought 😂
Peter is a real pirate jerk for not inviting Quagmire or Joe to his pirate crew😂.
Or Cleveland, Bruce, Seamus or Herbert 😂
Kristallnacht!
1:12 Those pharmacy toys don't look so bad.
Family guy music composers writing the hardest orchestra pieces for literally no reason
I'm now going to start every sentence with "Ah HA!"
My question is where are the cops? Like do they just look out the window and say oh it’s just Peter
Peter looks brilliant as a swashbuckler.
1:12 I liked this part when i was a kid.
This must be that new Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag everybody is talking about.
I'd be psyched if there was an alternate video of this but with Brian Tyler's score for Black Flag for the music.
*Them*
“So, what kind of work do you do?”
1:56
*Me*
“It’s complicated..”
I’d love to be a pirate and steal cargo from anyone
0:49 I’m honestly surprised that they would make a joke about The Night of Broken Glass, but this is Family Guy we are talking about.
Jews are overrated.
2:23 anyone else notice they were driving on the left side of the road, despite being set in the US
nobody asking why this guy was driving in the middle of the road 2:21
I love the way Peter said Ah AAH
I like when Peter says ah ha from family guy is funny