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- Опубліковано 26 гру 2022
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Episode 692 - Lindy King (12/26/22)
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In a sequel of sorts to one of our most beloved movie & holiday episodes, we enter a fantastic & amazingly realized world that could only spring from the singular genius of one of cinema’s great auteurs.
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The Jax stealth mission is literally the only thing I remember about Sons of Anarchy, and Felix got it wrong, it wasn't a deputy and he wasn't "nailing" her, it was the big city FBI agent and he was eating her out, then when she comes she goes "OK, my turn" and blows him
So much weirder than he even described
the feds actually come into town but a 75yr old man fights them of
hope the fellas and everyone had a lovely merry chrimmis. I am unbelievably gay
Now would you look at that. Just look at it!
hell yeah dude that's tight
I don't believe it
Science bless us, everyone!
I find that a little hard to believe. a little bit harder I think I might be able to believe though I have faith
Fuckin stubbed my toe as I went to hit play on this, cuz I was walkin, chewing bubble gum and being gay at the same time.
You know you're rich when you can choose to afford Paramount +
theres a piracy subreddit (thats been running for years) that can direct you alternative sources
I put off watching this episode bc I didn't want Avatar 2 spoiled. 30 more seconds and my dumbass would have seen the bit.
Sheridan can fart out as much cringe as he wants Sicario and Hell or High Water exist which by default gets him in the $1000000 fingerpoppin daddy diamond club
I take it as a badge of honour, I've NOT watched a single Taylor Sheridan show.
@@danarchist74 Damn man carrying weight over here
Hell or High Water was a very good showing.
This podcast is dedicated to the brave Tulsa Kings
*The Wire fans seeing Domenick Lombardozzi in THAT wig*
"Look at how they massacred my boy!"
I really enjoyed watching the eating pizza with scissors/gun cleaning sequence with my 3D glasses on.
the pirate site i watch all my shows on has regularly had Tulsa King in its top10 most popular since it started. cant wait to dig in
DIsclaimer: Only consume if 35+ and severely irony poisoned / divorced
IPT?
@@StoupeKid Tulsa King rules and yup I don't pay for any streaming sites either.
What is the site?
@@TheSpiritOfTheTimes 1moviestv doot coom. just be sure to have your adblockers n stuff.
They played us like a damn fiddle!!!
When I watched this show it felt more like an absurd comedy, as though the joke was that Stallone is the self-image of somebody his age who is in fact a geriatric. Unfortunately at no point do we find out that Stallone is a patient in a nursing home having a stroke or something.
Visited my folks during Christmas break and sure enough they were binge watching Yellowstone, 1923, and Tulsa King. Taylor Sheridan truly is the Boomer whisperer when it comes to television.
Sweet account pic.
😔Episode isn't about Avatar😏Gives me time to go and see it myself
I can’t be the only one who kind of lost it after the Tulsa bait n switch at the beginning, right?
is no one going to explain what fucking "lindy" is
paul skallas is one of the least obviously mentally ill guys in the tech-sector-parasites-fetishizing-the-good-old-days ecosystem. he coined the term "lindy" to describe behaviors, physical objects, or beliefs that have been around for a long time, and so are probably going to be around for longer.
basically find/replace "lindy" with "trad" and you will be right an easy 95% of the time, including about the kind of guy who gets very into it.
@@xalrath Sounds lame
@@LouKessler correct
@@xalrath For real? I figured it was a reference to the Lindy hop.. is that where he got the idea?
It's the end of the line
Andrea Savage's character has PTSD from seeing Sully land in the Hudson and it triggering her memories of 9/11
This gets shared like 10 minutes after the nosering girl says she's "triggered"
I actually put off listening to this until I saw way of water and became Na'vi, and it was prepared for a new mass to be formed here. I would be blue balled if I was not blue already
I didn't even know the Hell or High Water guy was responsible for the Stallone western.
I watched it after ripping a bong outside the Air and Space Museum IMAX. It was cool, but it gave me Star Wars prequel vibes. 1st one’s amazing.
I look stupid as hell posting this comment lol
@@elbowjuice2627 your testimony is appreciated bro
So glad Star Wars isn’t a benchmark for me.
I watched the first episode and it was pretty fucking stupid. The very first thing we hear is Stallone in prison saying his mob life was not worth the 25 years he served-- it wasn't even worth five minutes. So, OF COURSE, the *minute* he gets out he immediately dives headfirst back into his role in the mafia, with no hesitation or reflection whatsoever. Then he flies to Tulsa and immediately starts committing assault and battery on people who not only don't alert the police that a criminally insane man is on the loose, they don't even seem to really notice or mind either way.
LET US GET AVATARDED
Black Eyed Peace
1883 was spectacularly bad and stupid (I had to turn it off) but everything I can find online is people who love it passionately. Taylor Sheridan definitely understands what a certain demographic wants.
Damn Chapo Trap House got me the best podcast episode ever for Christmas at Syl Stallone's white elephant gift exchange. Best Christmas ever.
I See You Tulsa King
Wow, what a progressive show. The main character’s pronouns are It/Its/Itself
I will read you if you're a dark web gay poison
Troll twist though this is, I get it, they want everyone to see way of water in theaters first before following up with their review. I mean still want the full thoughts later but this is a good treat all things considered. Good on you Chapo.
I'm 10 mins in and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about
@@seneris that new Stallone show Tulsa King on Paramount+
Meatloaf once said in the land of the pig is the butcher is King
of course a man who calls himself “meatloaf” would exalt butchers
@@wesshiflet2214 well I don't care who you people are and then yes I hop my penis can resurrect The Black Jesus Tupac for life where is Tupac when you need him not here apparently
@@wesshiflet2214 yeah you know that man could plow through power through a porterhouse or two in his day rip
Great Thumbnail
We love world building in Tulsa king don’t we folks?
love the boys but they ignorance on operations of shake-down rackets requires a watching of Christian Slater's masterpiece Kuffs and a five page essay.
They did Tulsa King already. It was a Vin diesel movie where they leave the nitty and gritty streets of NY and go to some podunk town. It’s got knock off Johnny Depp in it.
A fan of knock around guys I see.
Vin Diesel was the last of these great action actors. they just dont make them like this anymore.
@@plutarchtheoligarch1657 That movie fucking rocks, its even got Waingro in it.
Jesus Christ, Kurt Sutter sounds like the sin eater or prestige television
I watched the first couple seasons of Yellowstone with a family member who ate that shit up and the writing and dialogue were so fucking bad that I had to rewatch Hell or High Water to see if I tricked myself into thinking that movie was great. That movie is still sick but Yellowstone is straight up soap opera levels bad at times. It really is just a poorly made show shamelessly aimed at 40+ year old dudes who desperately want to believe they could be a modern day cowboy if given the shot.
Oh man I feel you so hard on this one.Yellowstone is my Mom’s favorite show,and every time she watches it,or wants to talk to me about it,a feeling of dread wells up inside of me.I also checked the show out because of Hell or High Water,and was shocked in the disparity of quality between the two.
Yellowstone is Billions but for blue collar assholes instead of investment assholes. I actually don't 100% hate it because it's so comical to me. I guess they're impeaching him for loving America too much or something after he had to become the governor to protect his ranch lmao. That's the current storyline as I understand it.
I peeled off the series after the 4th episode. So many boomers telling me it's great. I just roll my fucking eyes.
@@SuperGreentoker The show definitely is comical, in how ridiculous the characters and storylines are. Especially Beth, Kevin Costner's daughter on the show, for those who have not seen it. She is supposed to be a master negotiator, but all she does is act like a psychotic petulant asshole to every single person she meets. She should be locked in an asylum, let alone be a member of multi billion dollar corporation. Every scene with her is scene chewing greatness. Not only does she chew the scenery, she gnaws right through the damn bone.
Reject Montana, Embrace Old Valyria
Shoutout to Tvlse baybeee
Finally Big Jim episode. Felix tweeted he could rule or save the earth if we made him the leader and yeah that kind of makes sense
Toesuh King
We'll make Tulsa a place on Earth
And we hogs never got the wrap up to the King
hey Chris, not sure if you know but the link to the book in the video description doesn't work, just gives me a dead page when I click it
Is this about Lindy West?
Taylor Sheridan ONLY knows the cliff notes/Reader's Digest version of Sun Tzu
That show needs Robert Davi
Honestly I kinda hope they pick up Yellowstone cause it seems right up their alley
Basically sons of anarchy but on a ranch and they do modern slavery
With a helping of redneck black ops
Only this time they'll murder each other over 10 dollars... AND 70 CENTS.
@@BigHomieGayAss1917 the whole branded hand thing is the craziest shit I've seen in a while
@@McJollyGreen yeah I just sat down and started casually watching and asked my parents about it and after 20 seconds I was just like holy shit, they murder people and do slavery. Say what you will about Daemon Targaryen and the rest of the Targaryens from HOTD, but at least they don’t own literal slaves
SOILER ALERT
Dominic Lombardozzi Wigs off episode 8.
You don’t have to love the plot or characters but if you aren’t enthralled by the visuals of Avatar 2 when they’re displayed on a massive IMAX screen then you have no soul
It looked good but the palette was shit compared to the first. I don't watch movies for zoomer stimulation
@@wingdingdmetrius8025 I also thought the characters (most of them at least) and worldbuilding were also really good, and the contrast between the forest and ocean Navi was cool
@@thefrogstronautthey're just blue Polynesians vs blue Iroquois
Bunch of baby-ppl commenting “avatar makes me sad ab capitalist imperialism and clear cutting, so I pretend to hate it”
you have a condition called ‘avatar blues’, the cure is to grow tf up
The cure is to watch PragerU until you brainwash yourself into being a conservative. At which point the death of the planet will be something you're in favor of.
we all need to get bluepilled
This reminds me of shark tale Mafia family .😂so fucking dysfunction and old guys
I came here for a biography of Lindy West's husband. What is this crap?
Lindy West's husband is legit dope...I met him a ton in Seattle
..through Lindy who (acted like she) hated me for zero reason
Most of Tulsa King was filmed in Oklahoma City
I made this video a Thanksgiving tradition
1:02:52 just gotta say, the protection thing makes sense. The point of a protection racket is that the person you pay is protecting you from other criminals, BUT ALSO themselves if you don't pay them. That's the whole reason for the trope "nice ___, be a shame if something happened to it." You pay the protection guy to protect you from them fucking your shit up.
I don't think it makes sense for a legal weed business in the 21st century. We have a fairly militarized police force and the people/companies getting licenses to grow and sell pot in states where it's legal are typically politically connected somehow or wealthy such that they would have already thought of and been able to afford things like cameras and armed security. I would imagine they'd have to demonstrate their security measures to get approved if they're going to have lots of cash and drugs on hand somewhere. I think it'd be very hard to get away with extorting someone's legal business like a classic protection racket in our modern police state.
@@CoatCheckDream. the chinese take away at the end of my street pays money for "protection" to the UDA
@@CoatCheckDream. the Sopranos did this perfectly, two mobsters try to do exactly what you're describing but in a faux-starbucks coffee shop, and the cashier is like "Sorry only corporate can approve that". The whole mob strong arming businesses into paying protection money doesn't make sense in modern america, they'd literally just be swallowed by the much larger gang that is Corporate America.
I saw avatar on shrooms and had such a good time I snuck into another screening room to watch it again. Then I came down and realised why everyone I’d come with, who wasn’t on drugs, had walked out
Please elaborate
Saw it for the first time on acid and I have never loved a movie more
I went to IMAX and a eat-in theatre, no walkouts. Sorry you watch movies in a depressing part of town?🤷
why did u think it was bad? I thought it was a very solid 8/10. Wasn’t super super good but I spent my 15$ and felt I got my monies worth.
@@BruceWaynesaysLandBacky friends are all from different parts of town. Did see it in a depressing area tho
3 for 5 perro
Still not seeing avatar no matter how much validation I crave
I will validate you for not watching avatar.
It's got genuinely good action scenes, Cameron still has that down to an art. But tbh nothing I'd say you absolutely have to see in IMAX 3D.
I freaking loved Tulsa King.
It's so bonkers and fun, you just gotta go with it.
Sly still kicking ass in his 70's.
Avatar... I couldn't care less. Sorry JC.
The way Felix feels about adults who watch Wednesday is the way I feel about anybody who hasn't qualified for social security watching half the god awful Boomer/X shit you guys watch. Gran Torino, Tulsa King, Ray Donovan, Saturday Night fucking Live? What's next, the Price is Right?
Say what you want about Burn Notice, at least it was vaguely pointed in our direction.
whats "our direction" and whats so entertaining about that? are you a child brain who needs to be pandered to and constantly reminded of basic, obvious things?
@Butt Socks lol, so you need to have a sophisticated grown up brain to watch SNL and Ray Donovan? You sure that's the argument you wanna make, Butt Socks?
Oh come on, only Matt watches SNL and only cause he can't look away from the trainwreck that is modern-day American culture.
@Bsh 555 SNL just posted their highest ratings the season when they brought out Steve Martin and Martin Short. It's teevee for geriatrics, just like Tulsa King and everything else. You want the boomer zeitgeist? Lib boomers: orange man bad. Conservative boomers: kids are wimps. That's it. Nothing else to be gained here. If you're going to watch trash teevee, watch something with attractive people doing things, not old people being old.
@@kevingriener7441 Old people being old is hilarious, though. Kinda the whole point of this episode really, if it doesn't work for you that's fine.
I didn't watch it. I thought the first one sucked.
There was a prior installment in the Tulsa King series?
@@DownUFO Yeah, 1883 was some dog shit. Except, Elsa Dutton. That stone badass, character like that deserved a better show.
The first one was an intelligent movie and it looked good and the second one sucked fucking balls. I feel schizo with everyone saying how good it is because Avatar 2 was straight ass, just so goddamn shallow
@@wingdingdmetrius8025 I have never understood why anyone thought of avatar as anything more than an over-CGId ripoff of Fern Gully.
@@jingbot1071 probably because no one knows what fern gully is you codger
Thank God they're actually not talking about Avatar. I can't handle another James Cameron wank west
L Opinion. James Cameron never misses
That movie SUCKED
@@analogous1224 Those MOVIES sucked.
Chapo cares so little of a shit about what their audience watches they record an entire episode mocking wildly popular 'Tulsa King', which actually nobody watches, whilst Matt calls the said audience of popular show "lumpen-Americans" the literal underclass. Do they not know Stallone brings so much joy to watchers at home and abroad?
that's not what lumpen means, according to my cursory research
Lumpen: uninterested in revolutionary advancement.
I’m just here for the sly Stallone impressions dog
lumpen in this context basically just means regular people, which is exactly what he was saying lol
I don't know what you're talking about, but I hope you said it out loud in that Ted Cruz squeaky voice that the benthic Innsmouth folk have.
Movie episode 🤮
movie episode 😍
"Taylor Sheridan is the god of television"
Dick wolf : am I a joke to you?
I ate a Dick size mushroom like an hour ago and you just had me laughing for like 15 minutes with that 1
We need world tree center 2.0
Max Casella was also in Doogie Howser MD
Jesus and I thought I'd be the oldest in the comments.
Gitahtahheee!!!!
*gay thirst for Felix intensifies*