Band's Hilarious Incident With Chicago River Costs Them Thousands | Tales From the Bottle

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  • @Qxir
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    • @ginger_jake
      @ginger_jake 3 роки тому +1

      thanks for making a video about my home town much love keep on making cool ass videos dude

    • @music_by_carlos
      @music_by_carlos 3 роки тому +1

      fuck you with ur dumbass ad

    • @kevincecile2764
      @kevincecile2764 3 роки тому +1

      @@Emigdiosback happy birthday homie

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      If I want to wacht a country’s Netflix I will just go there I don’t trust your internet teleportation device

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  • @Alfredo_413
    @Alfredo_413 3 роки тому +1005

    Oh boy what a nice day today on August 8, 2004.
    I am looking forward to this fun boat trip where nothing out of the ordinary will happen.

    • @diannehogan7605
      @diannehogan7605 3 роки тому +142

      "Look at the amazing architecture of those buildings" he said looking up, mouth open with wonder.

    • @amcg5487
      @amcg5487 3 роки тому +94

      @@diannehogan7605 “oh wow, a bus! I’ve never seen one from underneath before, I should make sure my eyes are wide open so I don’t miss a single second of the undercarriage of this bus!” He said gleefully with a wide open smile on his face.

    • @HoppingSkipper
      @HoppingSkipper 3 роки тому +26

      Clueless “Oh wow a bridge!”

    • @cabdriver4103
      @cabdriver4103 3 роки тому +3

      @@diannehogan7605 thank you , humor is an awesome diversion , necessity, thing..

    • @Snaily
      @Snaily 3 роки тому +29

      Le turd bus has arrived

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 3 роки тому +1150

    I'm still questioning why one can empty a holding tank from the driver's seat.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 роки тому +216

      Effective way to stop tailgating

    • @silvermoonlight4520
      @silvermoonlight4520 3 роки тому +102

      It's a different type of oil slick

    • @hectorcorona9536
      @hectorcorona9536 3 роки тому +51

      I'm pretty sure you can't, you have to use the pumps like any RV. I think the passengers of the bus did it as a prank, and since they got caught they pay the driver to take the fall. or maybe not and the driver was really a jerk.

    • @bobsvilla4168
      @bobsvilla4168 3 роки тому +14

      @@hectorcorona9536
      Yeah whole thing is weird

    • @CrapLuckSimon
      @CrapLuckSimon 3 роки тому +20

      When you're a Bond villain and you need to get a bit of spare cash, before trying to dominate the world.

  • @somesketchystuff7121
    @somesketchystuff7121 3 роки тому +2281

    As someone who lives in Chicago, I can say that the bridge is now a holy site for David Matthew’s fans.

    • @cornman6262
      @cornman6262 3 роки тому

      Gamin

    • @bean_eater1209
      @bean_eater1209 3 роки тому +12

      Is Chicago good for tourists? My family REALLY wants to go there but I cant find much there online.

    • @notthatcreativewithnames
      @notthatcreativewithnames 3 роки тому +16

      From the story, it sounds like a holy shite as well.

    • @northlandgaming8460
      @northlandgaming8460 3 роки тому +51

      @@bean_eater1209 they call it chiraq for a reason brother. I wouldn’t go there.

    • @bananaman7433
      @bananaman7433 3 роки тому +29

      @@bean_eater1209 I've been to Chicago before, there's a lot to do! Boat tours, museums, landmarks, etc. There's even a 3-story Starbucks!

  • @wac2013
    @wac2013 3 роки тому +354

    With your Irish accent “they higher a turd party to remove the waste” lol

    • @Tubepoacher
      @Tubepoacher 3 роки тому +23

      Two turds of the passengers got soaked in poop

    • @unnecessaryapostrophe4047
      @unnecessaryapostrophe4047 3 роки тому

      *hire

    • @andycapo9you
      @andycapo9you 3 роки тому +5

      There you got an Idea for a cleaning company: employes wearing turd costumes!
      I mean, there is a company that sends nude ppl for housekeeping already, why not?

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому +4

      @@andycapo9you
      That’s disturbing (about the nude thing).

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 роки тому

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 the turd costume thing is also quite disturbing

  • @quigongin3439
    @quigongin3439 3 роки тому +412

    I absolutely ADORE that you're sat there with GWAR's Scumdogs of the Universe. That was one of the very first CDs I ever got growing up and I still have it almost 20 years later. R.I.P. Dave

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao, didn't notice he was holding a GWAR record until I read this; my brain/eyes assumed it must be the record he was talking about.

    • @northofnashira2575
      @northofnashira2575 3 роки тому +8

      Who's Dave? Oderus Urungus is the member of GWAR that died. Must be mixing him up with Dave Matthews because of the video.

    • @quigongin3439
      @quigongin3439 3 роки тому +4

      @@northofnashira2575 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Brockie

    • @sleeperawake9818
      @sleeperawake9818 3 роки тому +4

      Ahhh, fellow GWAR fans. I still have the 12" red vinyl Hell-o, their first recording. I was living in Harrisonburg and heard that these VCU students were playing around Richmond using papier-mâché and red food colored water to make crazy horror costumes and that their show was amazing. I was 17 and my buddy had a car and we went to Richmond and I was hooked. Not the greatest musicians but Dave was a genius. Several of them went on to do puppeteering for Disney

    • @northofnashira2575
      @northofnashira2575 3 роки тому +5

      @@quigongin3439 Well that joke went right over your head. If I know the name Oderus Urungus, then I think you can expect that I know what's up.

  • @JoseHernandez-mr9kt
    @JoseHernandez-mr9kt 3 роки тому +105

    You’d think that busses/RVs with septic systems wouldn’t allow the button to work while it’s in drive. Or it doesn’t even make sense for a button to be right there in the first place

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 3 роки тому +17

      Most have to be manually opened to be drained, but I guess tour bus have electronic ones to allow for convenience? The only thing I could think of is with a busgarage and they have an area they can pull over and quickly dump the black tank without dealing with hoses or getting out of the vehicle.

    • @JoseHernandez-mr9kt
      @JoseHernandez-mr9kt 3 роки тому +9

      @@cheapskateaquatics7103 yea that’s what I was thinking, like people I’ve seen with RVs have to empty it themselves. But even if it was a connivence thing still would make sense for it to have some sort of lockout for reasons like this but that’s engineers for you lmao

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 3 роки тому +8

      @@JoseHernandez-mr9kt yeah kinda surprised it doesn't have a lockout for something like that. My guess is that since it's probably an after market modification, it's not wired in for that.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +7

      I'm not familiar with inspection regulations for customised busses in US states (or anywhere), but I would have thought that many vehicle authorities would be more than a little concerned about such modifications.

    • @JoseHernandez-mr9kt
      @JoseHernandez-mr9kt 3 роки тому +2

      @@sixstringedthing for real! Plus if I was emptying my tanks I’d want to be in view of them just in case yk? Cause what if you open them from the drivers seat and then you get out and it’s making a mess and you gotta run back in to shut it off yk

  • @The1nsane1
    @The1nsane1 3 роки тому +367

    Ah the Irish accent, an expressive accent, the perfect accent for this story; dump all the shit on "Two turds of the people on the boat below"4:36. Personally I believe it was more than two turds.🤣

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 3 роки тому +9

      lol only two turds on the whole boat

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 роки тому +19

      Should have broke tradition & posted this on Turdsday

    • @cabdriver4103
      @cabdriver4103 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you for the analogy, I felt the same, where accents, accentuate.

    • @ragdolltrucking
      @ragdolltrucking 3 роки тому +11

      He should have just contracted the waste removal to a turd party

    • @theairstig9164
      @theairstig9164 3 роки тому +4

      Dirty tree and a turd RPM

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ 3 роки тому +239

    I love Qxir's drawing of the band.

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 3 роки тому +11

      His art is iconic. He could live comfortably off that alone!

  • @zombiasnow1565
    @zombiasnow1565 3 роки тому +86

    Fun Fact:
    I'm a born and raised Italian.
    In the Italian language, the name Chicago has a funny reference
    used by many Italian Comedians..that being
    Chicago, sounds very similar to ci caco(a.k.a) chi cako, which means "I Shit"
    So, there you go, QXIR, you got another joke to use!
    P.S. what does QXIR stand for?

    • @seaminer5894
      @seaminer5894 2 роки тому +5

      In Spanish Cago means shit , and the verb cagar means : to shit

    • @mub3ady
      @mub3ady Рік тому +10

      "QXIR" is Irish for:
      "Dave Matthews"

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 5 місяців тому

      Are you fascist?

  • @daviddavidson2357
    @daviddavidson2357 3 роки тому +27

    So this is what that chocolate rain song was about.

  • @skf957
    @skf957 3 роки тому +58

    Did you say they normally use a "turd party" to get rid of the waste?

  • @spicy1570
    @spicy1570 3 роки тому +45

    Finally i knew you'd do something about this chapter of history

    • @MercenaryBlackWaterz
      @MercenaryBlackWaterz 3 роки тому +3

      Never forget. A great mind once said: "those who forget history are doomed to be pooped on again"

  • @that_one_neighborhood_kid2944
    @that_one_neighborhood_kid2944 3 роки тому +18

    Companies losing money because their own negligence WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT

  • @northofnashira2575
    @northofnashira2575 3 роки тому +11

    3:10 The violinist for DMB is actually a main member of the band, not just a touring member. Same goes for their sax player.

    • @DaytonDMB40_a
      @DaytonDMB40_a Рік тому

      All members of the band are intended to be permanent. They added the trumpet, electric guitar, a different saxophonist after the og died, and the keyboardist. They had one member leave in 1993 (who was a keyboardist). The only time they had a touring member that was not a member of the band was between around 1998-2007 (which was a keyboardist) in 2008 the og saxophonist was injured and died in rehab and they brought on the new saxophonist and the electric guitar. In 2018 the violinist was fired for sexual harassment allegations from a different band he was in and he was replaced by the current keyboardist. The only original members of the band now are the bass, drums, and Dave.

  • @manoflego123
    @manoflego123 3 роки тому +11

    At about four minutes my eyes widened when it all came together, and I remembered reading about this years ago lmao

  • @shaunsaintey1793
    @shaunsaintey1793 3 роки тому +69

    Still suprises me how few subs this channel has, definitely 1 mill + material.

    • @bobsvilla4168
      @bobsvilla4168 3 роки тому +1

      He'll get there

    • @visionsoftheend4299
      @visionsoftheend4299 3 роки тому

      I subbed just a minute ago. Videos of the Killdozer and Aimo made me do it.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому

      @@visionsoftheend4299
      Aimo?

    • @visionsoftheend4299
      @visionsoftheend4299 3 роки тому

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 yes. The title of the video is "Soldier OD's on meth, Has crazy Adventure | Tales From the Bottle".

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому

      @@visionsoftheend4299
      Thank you for the reply. I did try to look it up when you originally wrote your comment, and indeed that was the video that was recommended, but I couldn’t see the correlation to the word “Aimo.” Can you explain what that word means?
      That is one of the very few videos of Qxir that I really don’t care to watch, because I know it will contain a bunch of propaganda. Nearly everything that we are taught about that war is a bunch of BS (the victors’ version). By the way, the Ally soldiers were also hopped up on drugs and all of them had access to amphetamines in their rations. You can see it by watching the UA-cam channels that eat old military food ration packages, called MREs (“Steve1989MREInfo” is the biggest channel for that).

  • @FR4M3Sharma
    @FR4M3Sharma 3 роки тому +13

    This is the first time I'm seeing our Irish Lad get sponsored. And I'm just happy for him.

  • @louis-philippesavard742
    @louis-philippesavard742 3 роки тому +7

    The way you tell the storie and the drawing of the guy pushing the button is pure gold. 👌

  • @dermetaller15
    @dermetaller15 3 роки тому +5

    I like that you've put the sponsor segment in an extra chapter. Truly a man of honor and dignity.

  • @AhabHyde
    @AhabHyde 3 роки тому +6

    The funniest thing is that in Italian the phrase "ci cago" literally means "I shit in it" and it's pronounced exactly like "Chicago"

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 3 роки тому +15

    As a guy who cleans these busses, how did he dump it? Busses like those all the busses I have seen need the tanks dumped from two different valves accessed by a panel on the side of the bus, what bus just had a single button which dumps all the waist?
    Also yeah that sounds like Chicago, thank god I don’t live there anymore

  • @rustyshackleford2007
    @rustyshackleford2007 2 роки тому +6

    One time I took my RV to a multiple day music festival with about 10 friends. Those degenerate bastards destroyed the bathroom and filled the septic tank. Somebody had also decided to screw with the controls inside the RV which opened the black tank drain valve. The drain cap was on so the poo stayed in …at first. We had parked the RV in an out of the way spot down a small hill. In the process of leaving the festival on the last day I was driving back up that hill and the uneven ground came up and knocked off the drain cap. Poo shot out the side of the RV like somebody turned on a firehose. All over tents and personal belongings of people who had decided to camp next to the road.

  • @thebigiron6110
    @thebigiron6110 3 роки тому +14

    Qxir: *gets sponsored*
    Entire fanbase: LETS FUCKING GO

  • @timford9523
    @timford9523 3 роки тому +7

    If you want another video about Midwestern rivers, you could look at the time Cleveland's river (The Cuyahoga River) literally caught on fire. It's even a happy ending as the event helped bring awareness to the pollution problem in the river.

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 3 роки тому +3

    If I ever make my way to Chicago, My first words upon entering the city will be: "Ah, Chicago. The place that made Qxir talk about poop management twice."

  • @rapturereadyyt
    @rapturereadyyt 3 роки тому +2

    That button the driver pressed actually released the latest DMB album. The people on the boat only felt like they were blasted with 800 LB human waste.

  • @thylaggyone4513
    @thylaggyone4513 3 роки тому +4

    My favorite wikipedia article is the Jimmy Carter attacked by bunny incident

    • @srahhh
      @srahhh 3 роки тому +1

      Mine is "Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics - Men's marathon"

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому

      You should check out Wikipedias list of unusual deaths. Some of them are very funny.

  • @iancarlson-w8m
    @iancarlson-w8m Рік тому +3

    They should've just called their debut album "Under the Tour Bus and Reeking"

  • @rushbnostopp
    @rushbnostopp 3 роки тому +30

    The sexy Irishman posts quality content to make our Friday that much better

  • @devious187
    @devious187 7 місяців тому +1

    Anytime you have a bad day, think of this story and realize how shitty your day could REALLY be

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 2 роки тому +1

    As soon as I heard "grated surface" and "boat passing under while bus is on bridge" I instantly groaned and hang my head in unfortunate knowing.

  • @Bigiboi2006
    @Bigiboi2006 3 роки тому +6

    QXIR is the best ambassador for Ireland now that Mcgregor doesn't know how to fight anymore

    • @BType13X2
      @BType13X2 3 роки тому

      you mean since McGregor turned into a cunt.

  • @joshuadelgado1286
    @joshuadelgado1286 3 роки тому +2

    I worked at Moes south west grill where one day an oldmens home set a time to come by and eat without interruption. When I say it was a disaster is an understatement, soon as the came in some of the elderly men in wheelchairs would put their feet on the ground to stop the women wheeling them in shouting NO! I want pizza. One lady threw up on her self and the table. She started crying I cleaned it up and one of them made a mess in the restroom. Lucky I didn’t clean it. Nearly all of them refused to eat the food we made them because either they didn’t trust us or the assistance or they thought we made it wrong and after 20 minutes of convincing they ate the food but still complained because it wasn’t good. ( I would agree) Finally as they left some of them started to forget where they were. I don’t know why this video reminds me of this memory but it does.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 7 місяців тому +2

    a 90 second ad read on a 7 minute video? youtube really is the scum of the Earth.

  • @xSPAZNSPARTANx
    @xSPAZNSPARTANx 2 роки тому +3

    2:41 They should've renamed the album "Under The Bridge And Screaming"

  • @cainmathewson1857
    @cainmathewson1857 Рік тому +2

    "a turd party is contracted." You and mike from "that Chapter". Gets me every time

  • @kr15_G
    @kr15_G 3 роки тому +7

    Legal fillings being funnier than I am 😂😂😂

  • @bennylofgren3208
    @bennylofgren3208 3 роки тому +2

    “Sometimes a turd party is contracted for the waste disposal” didn’t even sound strange to me at first... accents can be tricky at times. 🙄🙂

  • @kbdsm7809
    @kbdsm7809 3 роки тому +1

    As a former resident I had forgotten all about this until you mentioned the septic tank then it all, ehm, flooded back to me. laughed for a good minute there before unpausing
    truly, our city has some excellent lore

  • @MustardTiger88
    @MustardTiger88 3 роки тому +1

    That ad for AtlasVPN took up like 25% of the video.

  • @DeWitherWarrior
    @DeWitherWarrior 3 роки тому +1

    The way the legal document keeps using the phrase "the liquid human waste" makes it sound like a fairytale

  • @kai7721
    @kai7721 3 роки тому +13

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long while

  • @ThisIsZaz
    @ThisIsZaz Рік тому +2

    we love all the effort and pride that you put into your videos. We love you Qxir

  • @minty2640
    @minty2640 3 роки тому +2

    Happy to see a new video uploaded

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 роки тому +6

    "five buses seems a bit excessive"
    No, you don't understand. The Dave Matthews Band is like its own orchestra. There's so many members of the band, I don't doubt they need five buses

  • @tommynewman567
    @tommynewman567 3 роки тому +2

    I was walking into the gym and I get the notification I’ve been waiting on all week, my lord and savior Qxir has posted a new video. The gym can wait.

  • @jeremiahwilliams8623
    @jeremiahwilliams8623 3 роки тому +5

    Ahhh finally some quality content 👌👌👌👌

  • @ghosthost92gaming73
    @ghosthost92gaming73 3 роки тому

    The fact that you said “two turds” didn’t appreciate the bus flush is hilarious

  • @IEmberSM
    @IEmberSM 3 роки тому +3

    "Real fans call him 'Dave'."
    If you know, you know.

  • @scibust
    @scibust 3 роки тому +8

    My favorite music genre!
    Rock and Dump!

  • @moocyfarus8549
    @moocyfarus8549 3 роки тому +1

    OMG I was having a rough day and trying to make the best of it, and then you post a video and the world becomes a better place

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench3396 3 роки тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is exactly what I needed to watch at break 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 5 місяців тому

      Nah man, imagine getting a life time disease over that

    • @michaelfrench3396
      @michaelfrench3396 5 місяців тому

      @@atanaZion there's no lifetime diseases in there. I mean the worst you could probably get is hepatitis A or b. And you can get vaccinated against hepatitis b. Fun fact when I lived in Florida down in key West and I was a first maid on a charter boat. The State of Florida was nice enough to come around to all of us fishermen and everybody that worked with shellfish and what not and say hey y'all can get hepatitis b. But if you want, we'll give you these free shots once a month for 3 months and then you won't ever get hepatitis b again. We all said okay. Sometimes comedy is tragic but it's always comedy

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming Рік тому +1

    You know if I'd know about this the last time I was in chicago, I'd probably have saved the hotel a great deal in plumbing fees by following the tradition.

  • @Snarkbar
    @Snarkbar 3 роки тому +3

    So in all of these random payments, did the actual victims of the incident actually get *anything*?

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 роки тому +2

      AS usual it's the little people that get shit on & have to just deal with it.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому

      Diseases or long-term health effects? No.
      Compensation? Apparently also no.

  • @stealdst
    @stealdst 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite stories. It’s like final destination but with gallons and gallons of poop; truth really is stranger than fiction.

  • @johnjohnson70
    @johnjohnson70 2 роки тому +1

    I work for a public utility company and operate a wastewater treatment facility. I just thought you’d like to know that tanker trucks that haul human waste “used” to have what was called a “midnight valve”. It was so that they could release what they were carrying onto the roadbed while they were driving. It’s ALWAYS been illegal to do. But your right in that it takes time and a lot of money to ship the shit, to the right place. You used to smell something really bad on the I-10 in the Houston area sometimes around 2 am. Just a makes you wonder.

  • @samueltaylor4989
    @samueltaylor4989 3 роки тому +1

    Who in the freakin world would think that dumping your sewage while driving over a bridge was a good idea? Think of what you see down the hole of a porta john; and you are going to dump that in the middle of the bridge?!

  • @Atrophy
    @Atrophy 3 роки тому

    Bro you got a voice to put people to sleep. Like lowkey I purposely put your videos on to fall asleep 😂. Got a relaxing voice bro

  • @nevaeh9125
    @nevaeh9125 3 роки тому

    For my 5th grade 'End of The Year' trip, my school rented about 5 or 6 motorcoach buses for the whole grade since it was gonna be a long drive. The buses, of course, had a bathroom in case anyone needed to use it since there's no way in hell we're stopping for one or two kids. Before we got on the road, we were all going over the safety rules when the topic of the bathroom came up. The bus driver basically told us how the toilet works, etc. but they told us to quote "Not use the toilet unless you have to pee. Because if you poop, it'll stink up the whole bus."

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому +1

      I am wondering if it is a bus model thing or something, because I’ve been told that before when on a bus, but then other times it’s not a problem at all and I was on the bus for days with people pooping.

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 3 роки тому +1

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 yeah, it's probably the bus model. cuz if the violinist's bus had 800 pounds of human waste, there's no way they'd be able to stand the smell up until the dumping.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому +1

      @@nevaeh9125
      Haha true that!

  • @indianheadlogan
    @indianheadlogan 2 роки тому

    I like how the Dave Matthews band acronym almost spells "dumb"
    "A dmb tour bus"

  • @maxsoap5650
    @maxsoap5650 3 роки тому +1

    Dude,
    The GWAR reference is much appreciated

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 3 роки тому

    That poop probably made the property values skyrocket in a place like Chicago. I'm a bit surprised anyone even noticed.

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 роки тому

    As soon as you said "septic tank" and then "open roof terrace," I had a bad baaaad feeling where this was going

  • @xandergross8474
    @xandergross8474 3 роки тому +3

    This was hilarious!
    🤣🤣🤣I laughed my ass off!!!

  • @thehistorykid8603
    @thehistorykid8603 2 роки тому +1

    Ah yes water pollution as a crime and here I see people dump trash in mass amount and get nothing

  • @patrickroup8066
    @patrickroup8066 3 роки тому +3

    The Irish have blessed us again today

  • @daminox
    @daminox 2 роки тому +1

    That "Where da poop gonna go?!" image always kills me lmao The guy in the hardhat is absolutely panic-stricken.

  • @bendoingthing
    @bendoingthing 3 роки тому

    I just spent 1 minute trying to double tap the actual video to like it, and then I realised I'm on UA-cam, and not Instagram.

  • @HeyItsRed_
    @HeyItsRed_ 3 роки тому +1

    As soon as you said "Busses", I knew what this was

  • @Max-dp5fv
    @Max-dp5fv 3 роки тому +4

    When that new Qxir comes out 🤤😩😋💄👄👖

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 3 роки тому +2

    GWAR!! Now that's a band *worth* giving an ear.

  • @flomojo2u
    @flomojo2u 2 роки тому

    I WAS eating when the malodorous downpour description occurred... Not so much afterwards. Thanks, Qxir!

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm 3 роки тому +5

    "A wikipedia page where it's mere existence is enough to make me laugh"
    Alright, not sure if this is _exactly_ the same thing, but my personal favourite is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

  • @MoteofVolition
    @MoteofVolition 3 роки тому +1

    4:00 At this moment, my only reaction was; Oh no.. Oh noooo! 😅

  • @kodakgreen6047
    @kodakgreen6047 3 роки тому

    Chicago is interesting. In the winter, it's a frozen wasteland, in the summer, it's almost tropical.

  • @rogerszmodis
    @rogerszmodis 2 роки тому +2

    The driver only did what we have all thought of doing and would do if given the chance.

  • @raymxslappedyall3660
    @raymxslappedyall3660 3 роки тому +1

    ya know those septic tanks should've had a safety where it can't be emptied while MOVING, seems like a no brainer but that's just me evidently

  • @elifishwhat
    @elifishwhat 3 роки тому

    “I’ve ended up talking about the mechanics of poop management” as a chicagoan, *y e a*

  • @catystrophia9619
    @catystrophia9619 3 роки тому +1

    now it's even funnier that they have a song called "don't drink the water." seriously.
    it's a great song, too.

  • @Estolcles
    @Estolcles Рік тому

    As a Richmond, Virginia native.... I love the fact he's holding a Scumdogs album instead of Dave Matthews... What with GWAR being from Richmond, and Dave Matthews Band being from just up Interstate 64 in Charlottesville.

  • @muskylounger
    @muskylounger 3 роки тому +1

    "Sometimes a turd party is contracted for the waste disposal"

  • @srahhh
    @srahhh 3 роки тому +1

    me @ 3:45: uh oh, i think i have an idea of where this is heading

  • @elroma7712
    @elroma7712 3 роки тому

    septic tank + grated brindge + boat = "oh dear lord"

  • @marvelgeek9577
    @marvelgeek9577 2 роки тому +1

    18 Years ago today…

  • @okamiriez8070
    @okamiriez8070 3 роки тому +1

    Ay mate, glorious video as always!
    Would be cool if ever you wanted to do some stories from Quebec, Canada.
    We've got alot of messed up laws and awful killers, maybe a story on Guy Turcotte and the whole legal debaucle that followed afterwards.

  • @christophermcnair1541
    @christophermcnair1541 Рік тому

    In my opinion this is literally your funniest video yet. I can literally hear you trying not to laugh while describing the case

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 8 місяців тому

    I am still more impressed that the bus had the capacity to hold 800lbs of shit.

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 2 роки тому

    Funny how I got a septic tank ad after clicking on this video

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 2 роки тому

    Wow, a $50,000 donation to the Chicago parks district and $200,000 to the state of Illinois? What a nice way of saying "gave the governor of Illinois and the mayor of Chicago $250,000"

  • @alasacab6784
    @alasacab6784 2 роки тому

    Makes their one hit "Crash into Me" funny af.

  • @beetlebottle
    @beetlebottle 2 роки тому +1

    I lived next to that river most of my life.. not sure they could've made the water quality any worse than it is with this incident

  • @johncallaway7501
    @johncallaway7501 10 місяців тому +1

    Wait... all these organizations got all that money, how much did the ACTUAL victims get?

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r 2 роки тому

    dave matthews band was the first concert i ever saw when i was 7

    • @itsv1p3r
      @itsv1p3r 2 роки тому

      not the chicago show though

  • @KiiXii
    @KiiXii 2 роки тому +1

    The only good shit in Chicago is their pizza, and I’m talking about Chicago town, *not Chicago.*

  • @clayton9136
    @clayton9136 3 роки тому

    I've seen hundred million dollar busses that didnt have an automatic gray water dump. Wow.

  • @jerichostevens2711
    @jerichostevens2711 3 роки тому

    i like how the government used this as an opportunity to grab up some money for themselves instead of giving it to the victims of the poo incident.

  • @edwhatshisname3562
    @edwhatshisname3562 Рік тому

    Brings new meaning to the words, "BOMBS AWAY!"

  • @TacDyne
    @TacDyne 3 роки тому

    ... and NO ONE had the bright idea to make and sell shirts that said, "Dave Mathews Pooped on Me in Chicago!"?

  • @snoopdogg64
    @snoopdogg64 3 роки тому

    Qxir a real one for making the vpn stuff an extra chapter in the video