Band's Hilarious Incident With Chicago River Costs Them Thousands | Tales From the Bottle

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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  3 роки тому +151

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    • @ginger_jake
      @ginger_jake 3 роки тому +1

      thanks for making a video about my home town much love keep on making cool ass videos dude

    • @music_by_carlos
      @music_by_carlos 3 роки тому +1

      fuck you with ur dumbass ad

    • @kevincecile2764
      @kevincecile2764 3 роки тому +1

      @@Emigdiosback happy birthday homie

    • @BruceDamvan
      @BruceDamvan 3 роки тому +6

      If I want to wacht a country’s Netflix I will just go there I don’t trust your internet teleportation device

    • @skyblockpro1
      @skyblockpro1 3 роки тому +4

      Hey love your videos, VPN doesn’t protect you much, but you are actually telling true which I appreciate as most YTbers tell bull about VPNs

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +2295

    Honestly, the most eye-opening thing about this whole mess is discovering that some tour buses come equipped with a "Commit Bioterrorism Now" button.

    • @notthatcreativewithnames
      @notthatcreativewithnames 3 роки тому +121

      To be honest, a lot of rail passenger cars do not have a septic tank but instead an open system, which means that if you take a dump while on the train, it goes down directly to the tracks. (At least, it's not fermented.) They are being replaced with ones equipped with septic tanks, hopefully.

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 3 роки тому +23

      that made me laugh so hard

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 3 роки тому +78

      @@notthatcreativewithnames As nobody should walk on railway tracks, let alone lie on the sleepers when a train passes, direct dumps (pun intended) on the tracks is probably more environmentally friendly than septic tanks. But the toilet paper blowing in the wind is a bit gross.

    • @heinzhaupthaar5590
      @heinzhaupthaar5590 3 роки тому +32

      @@kellydalstok8900
      Nah, the single ply sandpaper they usuall have won't be blowing for long. Even less if you already blew a hole in it.

    • @mr.2minutes161
      @mr.2minutes161 3 роки тому +12

      @@kellydalstok8900 i heard kids here used to laying in the middle of a train tracks back then, until someone died from playing game of "whose braver to stand closer to the track" and until train start installing one of those cowcatcher bumper.

  • @somesketchystuff7121
    @somesketchystuff7121 3 роки тому +2296

    As someone who lives in Chicago, I can say that the bridge is now a holy site for David Matthew’s fans.

    • @cornman6262
      @cornman6262 3 роки тому

      Gamin

    • @bean_eater1209
      @bean_eater1209 3 роки тому +12

      Is Chicago good for tourists? My family REALLY wants to go there but I cant find much there online.

    • @notthatcreativewithnames
      @notthatcreativewithnames 3 роки тому +16

      From the story, it sounds like a holy shite as well.

    • @northlandgaming8460
      @northlandgaming8460 3 роки тому +51

      @@bean_eater1209 they call it chiraq for a reason brother. I wouldn’t go there.

    • @bananaman7433
      @bananaman7433 3 роки тому +29

      @@bean_eater1209 I've been to Chicago before, there's a lot to do! Boat tours, museums, landmarks, etc. There's even a 3-story Starbucks!

  • @Alfredo_413
    @Alfredo_413 3 роки тому +1013

    Oh boy what a nice day today on August 8, 2004.
    I am looking forward to this fun boat trip where nothing out of the ordinary will happen.

    • @diannehogan7605
      @diannehogan7605 3 роки тому +143

      "Look at the amazing architecture of those buildings" he said looking up, mouth open with wonder.

    • @amcg5487
      @amcg5487 3 роки тому +94

      @@diannehogan7605 “oh wow, a bus! I’ve never seen one from underneath before, I should make sure my eyes are wide open so I don’t miss a single second of the undercarriage of this bus!” He said gleefully with a wide open smile on his face.

    • @HoppingSkipper
      @HoppingSkipper 3 роки тому +26

      Clueless “Oh wow a bridge!”

    • @cabdriver4103
      @cabdriver4103 3 роки тому +3

      @@diannehogan7605 thank you , humor is an awesome diversion , necessity, thing..

    • @Snaily
      @Snaily 3 роки тому +29

      Le turd bus has arrived

  • @lizc6393
    @lizc6393 3 роки тому +739

    I met Dave Matthews in line at a coffee shop in Charlottesville, VA. I'm not a fan, so I was kinda checked out, but I said "oh, you're Dave Matthews" and he responded "yeah" I said "cool" and he just smiled a big ol' high as shit smile, and that was it. Chill dude.

    • @joshjablonicky171
      @joshjablonicky171 3 роки тому +57

      Most people who are famous it's all they want is to be treated just like a normal person.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому +8

      @@joshjablonicky171 Sure about that?

    • @ohitsstar1241
      @ohitsstar1241 3 роки тому +17

      Did you also meet chris chan

    • @03stmlax
      @03stmlax 3 роки тому +10

      The people one that boat know what Dave Matthew's coffee sh*ts taste like

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 роки тому +5

      @@ohitsstar1241 I rather not make my name cemented into the forbidden Wiki

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 3 роки тому +1164

    I'm still questioning why one can empty a holding tank from the driver's seat.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 роки тому +222

      Effective way to stop tailgating

    • @silvermoonlight4520
      @silvermoonlight4520 3 роки тому +107

      It's a different type of oil slick

    • @hectorcorona9536
      @hectorcorona9536 3 роки тому +52

      I'm pretty sure you can't, you have to use the pumps like any RV. I think the passengers of the bus did it as a prank, and since they got caught they pay the driver to take the fall. or maybe not and the driver was really a jerk.

    • @bobsvilla4168
      @bobsvilla4168 3 роки тому +14

      @@hectorcorona9536
      Yeah whole thing is weird

    • @CrapLuckSimon
      @CrapLuckSimon 3 роки тому +20

      When you're a Bond villain and you need to get a bit of spare cash, before trying to dominate the world.

  • @MutantBoar
    @MutantBoar 3 роки тому +358

    The person who had to write that legal document HAD to be laughing their ass off

  • @Shakes_The_Clone
    @Shakes_The_Clone 3 роки тому +1031

    That guy is one hell of a violinist. He deserves his own bus.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 3 роки тому +23

      the cowbell guy got his own boat

    • @jankcitycustoms
      @jankcitycustoms 3 роки тому +6

      yeah but his shit stinks

    • @Bigiboi2006
      @Bigiboi2006 3 роки тому +10

      @@hoze1235 Too bad it got covered in shite

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +26

      It is now my new life goal to become a violinist who deserves his own tour bus.
      Might be leaving my run a little late at 42 years of age, but fuck it... Wish me luck.
      Edit: goddamn autocorrect

    • @gideonkatz3325
      @gideonkatz3325 3 роки тому +8

      Came here to say that but he was killed out for sexual misconduct allegations

  • @quigongin3439
    @quigongin3439 3 роки тому +412

    I absolutely ADORE that you're sat there with GWAR's Scumdogs of the Universe. That was one of the very first CDs I ever got growing up and I still have it almost 20 years later. R.I.P. Dave

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao, didn't notice he was holding a GWAR record until I read this; my brain/eyes assumed it must be the record he was talking about.

    • @northofnashira2575
      @northofnashira2575 3 роки тому +8

      Who's Dave? Oderus Urungus is the member of GWAR that died. Must be mixing him up with Dave Matthews because of the video.

    • @quigongin3439
      @quigongin3439 3 роки тому +4

      @@northofnashira2575 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Brockie

    • @sleeperawake9818
      @sleeperawake9818 3 роки тому +4

      Ahhh, fellow GWAR fans. I still have the 12" red vinyl Hell-o, their first recording. I was living in Harrisonburg and heard that these VCU students were playing around Richmond using papier-mâché and red food colored water to make crazy horror costumes and that their show was amazing. I was 17 and my buddy had a car and we went to Richmond and I was hooked. Not the greatest musicians but Dave was a genius. Several of them went on to do puppeteering for Disney

    • @northofnashira2575
      @northofnashira2575 3 роки тому +5

      @@quigongin3439 Well that joke went right over your head. If I know the name Oderus Urungus, then I think you can expect that I know what's up.

  • @joesephm8533
    @joesephm8533 3 роки тому +265

    You should do a video on "The Grandpa gang", a group of 60+ year old men who attempted to rob a bank of millions of dollars worth of jewels

    • @SaddestManEver
      @SaddestManEver 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @mortified776
      @mortified776 3 роки тому +18

      That definitely sounds like a story that'd take well to the Qxir treatment.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 3 роки тому +7

      Sounds like a monty python sketch
      The granny gang

    • @viciousdope66
      @viciousdope66 3 роки тому +1

      I approve.

    • @themac6356
      @themac6356 3 роки тому +3

      Wasn’t there a movie made based on this event? I could’ve sworn I saw it in an airplane.

  • @squidwardtortellini4982
    @squidwardtortellini4982 3 роки тому +330

    Qxir is a real hero, he makes the sponsor segment it's own part of the video for easy skipping

    • @kenkaniff8428
      @kenkaniff8428 3 роки тому +2

      thats how a sponsor works. they get a 1 or 2 min intro by the host. getting monetized is different. thats when you see ads play during video. but sponsors are mentioned at beginning by the host

    • @squidwardtortellini4982
      @squidwardtortellini4982 3 роки тому +32

      @@kenkaniff8428 nah I mean UA-cam has this feature where you can divide your video into segments, so viewers can jump around to different parts, and he made the sponsor segment it's own segment in that system. Not everybody does that and it's nice when they do

    • @TTTristan1
      @TTTristan1 3 роки тому +3

      @@squidwardtortellini4982 I love it too. UA-cam Vanced straight up skips all sponsored segments, even if they're not marked out, but occasionally it'll miss one. Marking a segment as an ad will guarantee the skip.

    • @Rhapbus1
      @Rhapbus1 3 роки тому +6

      Why praise this? This should be normal behavior. Anyone who doesn't do it, or hides the sponsorship in the middle of the video, is an actual scumbag who i'll never sub to and instantly stop watching all of their videos. It's deplorable to do anything but what Qxir does

    • @SodaSipper
      @SodaSipper 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rhapbus1 some sponsorship have rules like that

  • @wac2013
    @wac2013 3 роки тому +364

    With your Irish accent “they higher a turd party to remove the waste” lol

    • @Tubepoacher
      @Tubepoacher 3 роки тому +23

      Two turds of the passengers got soaked in poop

    • @unnecessaryapostrophe4047
      @unnecessaryapostrophe4047 3 роки тому

      *hire

    • @andycapo9you
      @andycapo9you 3 роки тому +5

      There you got an Idea for a cleaning company: employes wearing turd costumes!
      I mean, there is a company that sends nude ppl for housekeeping already, why not?

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому +4

      @@andycapo9you
      That’s disturbing (about the nude thing).

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 роки тому

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 the turd costume thing is also quite disturbing

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ 3 роки тому +239

    I love Qxir's drawing of the band.

    • @macswanton9622
      @macswanton9622 3 роки тому +11

      His art is iconic. He could live comfortably off that alone!

  • @mortified776
    @mortified776 3 роки тому +80

    I love when you can see what situation is going to play out but there are still surprises. It's just good story-telling.
    Mentions the septic tanks: 'Oh no...'
    Mentions the boat: 'Wait, how?'
    Mentions the bridge: 'They stopped on the middle of a bridge and put a hose over the side?!'
    Mentions the span has a grated deck: 'Ah'

  • @The1nsane1
    @The1nsane1 3 роки тому +369

    Ah the Irish accent, an expressive accent, the perfect accent for this story; dump all the shit on "Two turds of the people on the boat below"4:36. Personally I believe it was more than two turds.🤣

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 3 роки тому +9

      lol only two turds on the whole boat

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 роки тому +19

      Should have broke tradition & posted this on Turdsday

    • @cabdriver4103
      @cabdriver4103 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you for the analogy, I felt the same, where accents, accentuate.

    • @ragdolltrucking
      @ragdolltrucking 3 роки тому +11

      He should have just contracted the waste removal to a turd party

    • @theairstig9164
      @theairstig9164 3 роки тому +4

      Dirty tree and a turd RPM

  • @MercenaryBlackWaterz
    @MercenaryBlackWaterz 3 роки тому +108

    7:04 Never forget. Like a great mind once said: "Those who forget history are doomed to be pooped on again"...

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 роки тому +1

      There was only 20 gallons of poop in the van, the numbers just don't add up.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 3 роки тому

      @@LTPottenger I hear ya. I take 20 pound shits in one sitting. One time after I just squeezed one out I heard a snap of some sort. Turns out when the turd hit the toilet it was heavy enough to put a crack in it.

    • @Athyxion
      @Athyxion 3 роки тому

      no even remotely funny.

    • @MercenaryBlackWaterz
      @MercenaryBlackWaterz 3 роки тому

      @@LTPottenger 20 gallons of poop that were ATOMIZED by the bridge's metal grates and the wind. In my extensive research, that amount of poop was enough to cover 3-4 times the number of people affected at that particular incident. The math don't lie....

  • @JoseHernandez-mr9kt
    @JoseHernandez-mr9kt 3 роки тому +106

    You’d think that busses/RVs with septic systems wouldn’t allow the button to work while it’s in drive. Or it doesn’t even make sense for a button to be right there in the first place

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 3 роки тому +17

      Most have to be manually opened to be drained, but I guess tour bus have electronic ones to allow for convenience? The only thing I could think of is with a busgarage and they have an area they can pull over and quickly dump the black tank without dealing with hoses or getting out of the vehicle.

    • @JoseHernandez-mr9kt
      @JoseHernandez-mr9kt 3 роки тому +9

      @@cheapskateaquatics7103 yea that’s what I was thinking, like people I’ve seen with RVs have to empty it themselves. But even if it was a connivence thing still would make sense for it to have some sort of lockout for reasons like this but that’s engineers for you lmao

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 3 роки тому +8

      @@JoseHernandez-mr9kt yeah kinda surprised it doesn't have a lockout for something like that. My guess is that since it's probably an after market modification, it's not wired in for that.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +7

      I'm not familiar with inspection regulations for customised busses in US states (or anywhere), but I would have thought that many vehicle authorities would be more than a little concerned about such modifications.

    • @JoseHernandez-mr9kt
      @JoseHernandez-mr9kt 3 роки тому +2

      @@sixstringedthing for real! Plus if I was emptying my tanks I’d want to be in view of them just in case yk? Cause what if you open them from the drivers seat and then you get out and it’s making a mess and you gotta run back in to shut it off yk

  • @Optimus594
    @Optimus594 3 роки тому +141

    his accent makes it much nicer to listen to for me

  • @zombiasnow1565
    @zombiasnow1565 3 роки тому +87

    Fun Fact:
    I'm a born and raised Italian.
    In the Italian language, the name Chicago has a funny reference
    used by many Italian Comedians..that being
    Chicago, sounds very similar to ci caco(a.k.a) chi cako, which means "I Shit"
    So, there you go, QXIR, you got another joke to use!
    P.S. what does QXIR stand for?

    • @seaminer5894
      @seaminer5894 2 роки тому +5

      In Spanish Cago means shit , and the verb cagar means : to shit

    • @mub3ady
      @mub3ady Рік тому +10

      "QXIR" is Irish for:
      "Dave Matthews"

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 7 місяців тому

      Are you fascist?

  • @skf957
    @skf957 3 роки тому +58

    Did you say they normally use a "turd party" to get rid of the waste?

  • @trainman2226
    @trainman2226 3 роки тому +70

    “he thought it was a good idea to just dump the shit in the river”
    that’s just a chicagoland tradition, everyone gathers around for the shit disposition party and dump their shit in the river

  • @daviddavidson2357
    @daviddavidson2357 3 роки тому +27

    So this is what that chocolate rain song was about.

  • @dermetaller15
    @dermetaller15 3 роки тому +5

    I like that you've put the sponsor segment in an extra chapter. Truly a man of honor and dignity.

  • @that_one_neighborhood_kid2944
    @that_one_neighborhood_kid2944 3 роки тому +18

    Companies losing money because their own negligence WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT

  • @seaboard18
    @seaboard18 3 роки тому +13

    i went ahead and paused the video just so i could mention that the minute he mentioned the boat i suddenly didn't want to finish the rest of the video. i dont think i've ever been struck by such a strong, guttural horror before

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 роки тому +1

      I was on one of those tours once, thank God it was not that one.

  • @EveryFairyDies
    @EveryFairyDies 3 роки тому +132

    Congratulations, I watch a lot of gore/true crime/messed up history videos which describe some really horrible things, and yours is the first video that brought me closest to puking at a description.
    This is a serious congratulations, by the way. I'm very impressed. While also forever wary, going forward, when watching your videos.

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 роки тому +15

      Wow. Dave Matthews isn’t that bad

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 2 роки тому +3

      @@bobberman4641 this fucking hit my like a bus

  • @FR4M3Sharma
    @FR4M3Sharma 3 роки тому +13

    This is the first time I'm seeing our Irish Lad get sponsored. And I'm just happy for him.

  • @shaunsaintey1793
    @shaunsaintey1793 3 роки тому +69

    Still suprises me how few subs this channel has, definitely 1 mill + material.

    • @bobsvilla4168
      @bobsvilla4168 3 роки тому +1

      He'll get there

    • @visionsoftheend4299
      @visionsoftheend4299 3 роки тому

      I subbed just a minute ago. Videos of the Killdozer and Aimo made me do it.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому

      @@visionsoftheend4299
      Aimo?

    • @visionsoftheend4299
      @visionsoftheend4299 3 роки тому

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 yes. The title of the video is "Soldier OD's on meth, Has crazy Adventure | Tales From the Bottle".

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому

      @@visionsoftheend4299
      Thank you for the reply. I did try to look it up when you originally wrote your comment, and indeed that was the video that was recommended, but I couldn’t see the correlation to the word “Aimo.” Can you explain what that word means?
      That is one of the very few videos of Qxir that I really don’t care to watch, because I know it will contain a bunch of propaganda. Nearly everything that we are taught about that war is a bunch of BS (the victors’ version). By the way, the Ally soldiers were also hopped up on drugs and all of them had access to amphetamines in their rations. You can see it by watching the UA-cam channels that eat old military food ration packages, called MREs (“Steve1989MREInfo” is the biggest channel for that).

  • @northofnashira2575
    @northofnashira2575 3 роки тому +11

    3:10 The violinist for DMB is actually a main member of the band, not just a touring member. Same goes for their sax player.

    • @DaytonDMB40_a
      @DaytonDMB40_a Рік тому

      All members of the band are intended to be permanent. They added the trumpet, electric guitar, a different saxophonist after the og died, and the keyboardist. They had one member leave in 1993 (who was a keyboardist). The only time they had a touring member that was not a member of the band was between around 1998-2007 (which was a keyboardist) in 2008 the og saxophonist was injured and died in rehab and they brought on the new saxophonist and the electric guitar. In 2018 the violinist was fired for sexual harassment allegations from a different band he was in and he was replaced by the current keyboardist. The only original members of the band now are the bass, drums, and Dave.

  • @spicy1570
    @spicy1570 3 роки тому +45

    Finally i knew you'd do something about this chapter of history

    • @MercenaryBlackWaterz
      @MercenaryBlackWaterz 3 роки тому +3

      Never forget. A great mind once said: "those who forget history are doomed to be pooped on again"

  • @iancarlson-w8m
    @iancarlson-w8m Рік тому +3

    They should've just called their debut album "Under the Tour Bus and Reeking"

  • @louis-philippesavard742
    @louis-philippesavard742 3 роки тому +7

    The way you tell the storie and the drawing of the guy pushing the button is pure gold. 👌

  • @manoflego123
    @manoflego123 3 роки тому +11

    At about four minutes my eyes widened when it all came together, and I remembered reading about this years ago lmao

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 9 місяців тому +3

    a 90 second ad read on a 7 minute video? youtube really is the scum of the Earth.

  • @able-fox
    @able-fox 3 роки тому +14

    Scumdogs of the Universe!?!?! Nice! Seeing that made me happy I didn't skip the ad read. Keep putting out this killer content!

  • @timford9523
    @timford9523 3 роки тому +7

    If you want another video about Midwestern rivers, you could look at the time Cleveland's river (The Cuyahoga River) literally caught on fire. It's even a happy ending as the event helped bring awareness to the pollution problem in the river.

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 3 роки тому +15

    As a guy who cleans these busses, how did he dump it? Busses like those all the busses I have seen need the tanks dumped from two different valves accessed by a panel on the side of the bus, what bus just had a single button which dumps all the waist?
    Also yeah that sounds like Chicago, thank god I don’t live there anymore

  • @jonnda
    @jonnda 3 роки тому +5

    I remember hearing about this on the radio. It was major news here in Chicagoland.

  • @rushbnostopp
    @rushbnostopp 3 роки тому +30

    The sexy Irishman posts quality content to make our Friday that much better

  • @AhabHyde
    @AhabHyde 3 роки тому +6

    The funniest thing is that in Italian the phrase "ci cago" literally means "I shit in it" and it's pronounced exactly like "Chicago"

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 3 роки тому +1

    As soon as I heard "grated surface" and "boat passing under while bus is on bridge" I instantly groaned and hang my head in unfortunate knowing.

  • @efnissien
    @efnissien 3 роки тому +4

    Reminds me of the Pogues tour bus incident where after a gig the guys invited people back to the bus for a little bit of a drink...quite a lot of people actually...and now you mention it, quite a lot of drink. Luckily there was a toilet aboard... unluckily it wasn't designed for the amount of usage it got and it burst... unfortunately it was located above a cargo area and as they say "Shit goes down hill" and so, apparently, does piss... So all the bands kit was marinated in gallons of piss, their clothes, instruments etc. something the band only discovered when opening the cargo area for the next gig...

  • @thylaggyone4513
    @thylaggyone4513 3 роки тому +4

    My favorite wikipedia article is the Jimmy Carter attacked by bunny incident

    • @srahhh
      @srahhh 3 роки тому +1

      Mine is "Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics - Men's marathon"

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому

      You should check out Wikipedias list of unusual deaths. Some of them are very funny.

  • @thebigiron6110
    @thebigiron6110 3 роки тому +14

    Qxir: *gets sponsored*
    Entire fanbase: LETS FUCKING GO

  • @yldan1753
    @yldan1753 3 роки тому +5

    I was eating during this video and I'll admit I couldn't stop laughing when you mentioned it going in their "eyes and mouths"
    like just imagine being on that boat.

  • @minty2640
    @minty2640 3 роки тому +2

    Happy to see a new video uploaded

  • @rustyshackleford2007
    @rustyshackleford2007 2 роки тому +6

    One time I took my RV to a multiple day music festival with about 10 friends. Those degenerate bastards destroyed the bathroom and filled the septic tank. Somebody had also decided to screw with the controls inside the RV which opened the black tank drain valve. The drain cap was on so the poo stayed in …at first. We had parked the RV in an out of the way spot down a small hill. In the process of leaving the festival on the last day I was driving back up that hill and the uneven ground came up and knocked off the drain cap. Poo shot out the side of the RV like somebody turned on a firehose. All over tents and personal belongings of people who had decided to camp next to the road.

  • @thegeek0017
    @thegeek0017 2 роки тому +2

    An in depth guide to RV waste storage followed by a description of an open top boat. Surely nothing bad could happen involving these two things

  • @xSPAZNSPARTANx
    @xSPAZNSPARTANx 2 роки тому +3

    2:41 They should've renamed the album "Under The Bridge And Screaming"

  • @cainmathewson1857
    @cainmathewson1857 2 роки тому +2

    "a turd party is contracted." You and mike from "that Chapter". Gets me every time

  • @legokid1902
    @legokid1902 3 роки тому +6

    As someone from Chicago and someone who works frequently doing river cruises, I know this story by heart.
    I also know one of the deckhands who was working on Chicago’s Little Lady. It’s a boat managed by Wendella.

  • @ThisIsZaz
    @ThisIsZaz Рік тому +2

    we love all the effort and pride that you put into your videos. We love you Qxir

  • @Ethan-sm1od
    @Ethan-sm1od 3 роки тому +5

    Qxir's Videos just keep getting better over time

  • @devious187
    @devious187 8 місяців тому +1

    Anytime you have a bad day, think of this story and realize how shitty your day could REALLY be

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 3 роки тому +3

    If I ever make my way to Chicago, My first words upon entering the city will be: "Ah, Chicago. The place that made Qxir talk about poop management twice."

  • @griffinhall1312
    @griffinhall1312 3 місяці тому +2

    Happy holiday to those who celebrate.

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 2 роки тому +3

    Some bands shit on their fans. Other bands take it a little more literally. . .

  • @joshuadelgado1286
    @joshuadelgado1286 3 роки тому +2

    I worked at Moes south west grill where one day an oldmens home set a time to come by and eat without interruption. When I say it was a disaster is an understatement, soon as the came in some of the elderly men in wheelchairs would put their feet on the ground to stop the women wheeling them in shouting NO! I want pizza. One lady threw up on her self and the table. She started crying I cleaned it up and one of them made a mess in the restroom. Lucky I didn’t clean it. Nearly all of them refused to eat the food we made them because either they didn’t trust us or the assistance or they thought we made it wrong and after 20 minutes of convincing they ate the food but still complained because it wasn’t good. ( I would agree) Finally as they left some of them started to forget where they were. I don’t know why this video reminds me of this memory but it does.

  • @kr15_G
    @kr15_G 3 роки тому +7

    Legal fillings being funnier than I am 😂😂😂

  • @rapturereadyyt
    @rapturereadyyt 3 роки тому +2

    That button the driver pressed actually released the latest DMB album. The people on the boat only felt like they were blasted with 800 LB human waste.

  • @daphenomenalz4100
    @daphenomenalz4100 3 роки тому +7

    Your videos are the best :D
    I always wait for them
    Hail Qxirism!!!

  • @bennylofgren3208
    @bennylofgren3208 3 роки тому +2

    “Sometimes a turd party is contracted for the waste disposal” didn’t even sound strange to me at first... accents can be tricky at times. 🙄🙂

  • @scibust
    @scibust 3 роки тому +8

    My favorite music genre!
    Rock and Dump!

  • @kbdsm7809
    @kbdsm7809 3 роки тому +1

    As a former resident I had forgotten all about this until you mentioned the septic tank then it all, ehm, flooded back to me. laughed for a good minute there before unpausing
    truly, our city has some excellent lore

  • @Bigiboi2006
    @Bigiboi2006 3 роки тому +6

    QXIR is the best ambassador for Ireland now that Mcgregor doesn't know how to fight anymore

    • @BType13X2
      @BType13X2 3 роки тому

      you mean since McGregor turned into a cunt.

  • @MustardTiger88
    @MustardTiger88 3 роки тому +1

    That ad for AtlasVPN took up like 25% of the video.

  • @zache4821
    @zache4821 3 роки тому +11

    When I heard that it was a open top boat and something about shit I knew where things were going. I wish I was wrong lol

    • @TonyCH0
      @TonyCH0 3 роки тому

      I wish that you’d had a decent grasp of how to use tense appropriately. You are wrong.

    • @zache4821
      @zache4821 3 роки тому +2

      @@TonyCH0 I mean English isn't my first language plus I suck at grammar. I'm not super sure how I was wrong

    • @Gatekeeper0880
      @Gatekeeper0880 3 роки тому +1

      @@zache4821 Don't worry, everything is fine. Other dude is just illiterate and trying to pass off as smart

    • @zache4821
      @zache4821 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gatekeeper0880 Fair enough lol. Thanks c:

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому +1

      @@zache4821
      You’re fine, dude. There’s only a few minor errors that I see...
      It should be “an open,” not “a open,” as it is always “an” before a word that starts with a vowel. Punctuation-wise, a comma should go after the word “shit,” and a period needs to be at the end of your post, just before the “lol.”
      *No biggie at all,* and those minor errors certainly have nothing to do with what Tony said you did wrong. Tony’s a moron.

  • @ABYSSWALKER.
    @ABYSSWALKER. 3 роки тому

    as soon as I heard about the septic tank and grated flooring bridge I knew EXACTLY where this was going...

  • @jeremiahwilliams8623
    @jeremiahwilliams8623 3 роки тому +5

    Ahhh finally some quality content 👌👌👌👌

  • @moocyfarus8549
    @moocyfarus8549 3 роки тому +1

    OMG I was having a rough day and trying to make the best of it, and then you post a video and the world becomes a better place

  • @hieronymusnervig8712
    @hieronymusnervig8712 2 роки тому +5

    I've been sailing all my life, and someone dumping their waste on the bridge was the horror tale our parents would tell us when sailing under a bridge.

  • @Karl_Kampfwagen
    @Karl_Kampfwagen 3 роки тому +1

    I heard "two turds of the passengers on the boat."
    And nobody can EVER convince me I heard wrong.

  • @NathanCatherall
    @NathanCatherall 3 роки тому +8

    You know a channel is getting big when they start getting sponsors

    • @SnowyzUwU
      @SnowyzUwU 3 роки тому

      Uh big? I don’t see 40k views in 20 seconds

    • @rash15
      @rash15 3 роки тому

      About time

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 3 роки тому

      Especially for poop videos

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому

      It makes me sad. I can’t stand promotions in the middle of videos. If I wanted to watch advertisements, I would still be watching television instead of having stopped pay my cable TV bill 12 years ago.

    • @NathanCatherall
      @NathanCatherall 3 роки тому

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 Well at least he adds time stamps over his so you can easily skip them. Most creators won’t do that.

  • @NotAGerman
    @NotAGerman 10 місяців тому

    A 2 minute ad for an 8 minute video. You were wildin' back in the day man 😂

  • @kai7721
    @kai7721 3 роки тому +13

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long while

  • @extinctoart
    @extinctoart 2 роки тому +1

    *kicks down the door and runs in* DON'T DRINK THE WATER

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench3396 3 роки тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is exactly what I needed to watch at break 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 7 місяців тому

      Nah man, imagine getting a life time disease over that

    • @michaelfrench3396
      @michaelfrench3396 7 місяців тому

      @@atanaZion there's no lifetime diseases in there. I mean the worst you could probably get is hepatitis A or b. And you can get vaccinated against hepatitis b. Fun fact when I lived in Florida down in key West and I was a first maid on a charter boat. The State of Florida was nice enough to come around to all of us fishermen and everybody that worked with shellfish and what not and say hey y'all can get hepatitis b. But if you want, we'll give you these free shots once a month for 3 months and then you won't ever get hepatitis b again. We all said okay. Sometimes comedy is tragic but it's always comedy

  • @johnjohnson70
    @johnjohnson70 3 роки тому +1

    I work for a public utility company and operate a wastewater treatment facility. I just thought you’d like to know that tanker trucks that haul human waste “used” to have what was called a “midnight valve”. It was so that they could release what they were carrying onto the roadbed while they were driving. It’s ALWAYS been illegal to do. But your right in that it takes time and a lot of money to ship the shit, to the right place. You used to smell something really bad on the I-10 in the Houston area sometimes around 2 am. Just a makes you wonder.

  • @Snarkbar
    @Snarkbar 3 роки тому +3

    So in all of these random payments, did the actual victims of the incident actually get *anything*?

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 3 роки тому +2

      AS usual it's the little people that get shit on & have to just deal with it.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому

      Diseases or long-term health effects? No.
      Compensation? Apparently also no.

  • @jacekatalakis8316
    @jacekatalakis8316 3 роки тому +1

    Also the same bridge that was involved in the 1990s Loop flood, too. Which probably deserves its own video

  • @popocart5304
    @popocart5304 3 роки тому +3

    YESS!!!
    I love these kind of videos

  • @stealdst
    @stealdst 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite stories. It’s like final destination but with gallons and gallons of poop; truth really is stranger than fiction.

  • @IEmberSM
    @IEmberSM 3 роки тому +3

    "Real fans call him 'Dave'."
    If you know, you know.

  • @tommynewman567
    @tommynewman567 3 роки тому +2

    I was walking into the gym and I get the notification I’ve been waiting on all week, my lord and savior Qxir has posted a new video. The gym can wait.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 роки тому +6

    "five buses seems a bit excessive"
    No, you don't understand. The Dave Matthews Band is like its own orchestra. There's so many members of the band, I don't doubt they need five buses

  • @crazypete3759
    @crazypete3759 9 місяців тому

    gotta love the system. 18 months probation... $10,000 in fines to the river environmental organization, $50,000 donated to the same organization and another $50,000 to the Chicago park district and $200,000 paid to the state. Wonderful, total of $310,000 ... tell me again how much of that went to the people who got the "human waste" dumped all over them?!?!?

  • @patrickroup8066
    @patrickroup8066 3 роки тому +3

    The Irish have blessed us again today

  • @ericmoody3944
    @ericmoody3944 3 роки тому +1

    Since when could you flip a switch and dump a whole tank of waste from a bus? I have never heard of such a thing....

  • @xandergross8474
    @xandergross8474 3 роки тому +3

    This was hilarious!
    🤣🤣🤣I laughed my ass off!!!

  • @SR4master
    @SR4master 4 місяці тому +1

    You know I was watching this on my lunch break… in downtown Chicago… in a spot where I sneak away to under a bridge… Kinzie st bridge…

  • @TehSmokeyMan
    @TehSmokeyMan 3 роки тому +5

    Qxir: "...most of my long-term viewers would trust me with their lives..."
    My British half: "Hang on, since when do Brits trust the Irish... With their lives?"
    That made me laugh almost as hard as the actual story you were telling XD

  • @DeWitherWarrior
    @DeWitherWarrior 3 роки тому +1

    The way the legal document keeps using the phrase "the liquid human waste" makes it sound like a fairytale

  • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
    @shaggyrumplenutz1610 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone else watching this, knowing the story ahead of time, giggling before the payoff?

  • @m1a2abrams13
    @m1a2abrams13 3 роки тому +5

    Ham

  • @Cavemanner
    @Cavemanner 3 роки тому +1

    When the diagram appeared to show how the septic tank is setup in touring busses I suddenly understood why there was a Wikipedia page for this incident 🤢

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm 3 роки тому +5

    "A wikipedia page where it's mere existence is enough to make me laugh"
    Alright, not sure if this is _exactly_ the same thing, but my personal favourite is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

  • @okamiriez8070
    @okamiriez8070 3 роки тому +1

    Ay mate, glorious video as always!
    Would be cool if ever you wanted to do some stories from Quebec, Canada.
    We've got alot of messed up laws and awful killers, maybe a story on Guy Turcotte and the whole legal debaucle that followed afterwards.

  • @Max-dp5fv
    @Max-dp5fv 3 роки тому +4

    When that new Qxir comes out 🤤😩😋💄👄👖

  • @SuperCulverin
    @SuperCulverin 3 роки тому

    So the courts fine the offenders, but all the money goes to some special interest groups, and not a dime to the people who were shat upon. Typical.

  • @JPCollector
    @JPCollector 3 роки тому +2

    Absolutely appalling that some people had to live through this Adam Sandler tier joke in real life