My headcanon with Dugls and Richard is that Dugls doesn't make anime friends in Code Vein because he has to keep his heart *ice cold* to keep his beloved Richard alive.
That is a great headcanon, but I feel like the true struggle lies in whether his love for Richard will warm his heart to the point that it kills what he loves.
Griffin: "I can't actually take a shower or a bath for obvious reasons" Me: Oh, because of running water and vampires Justin: "Because your son would melt" Me: That is infinitely more important
The idea that vampires can't bathe is so fucking funny to me. Just these immaculate, immortal beings, deathly pale so every speck of dirt really shows, and they gotta sponge-bathe or something because they can't interact with running water.
If you guys saw the female character creator, you'd realize that more time in there would not help. That's how all the female character creator clothes are.
See, this is the beauty of the Soul Calibur series. It is the most shamelessly horny fighting game in existence, but with enough effort you can still make a powerful, non-sexualised feminine icon like Mëlissa.
In case you plan on playing this game but don't care about the story, here's a tip. Most of the Memories (referring to 18:22 - 19:37 ) that Justin said are boring but art can be skipped by double tapping the pause button. The partner "White Color Mia" is from a DLC and is an alternate version of a partner you get later in the game. There should also be more DLC items in the basement of the hideout where this video ended. The mirror with the flashing spot on it at 20:15 allows you to fully edit your character's appearance for free as many times as you want. Thank you for reading my essay on Code Vein.
How near in the near future? How many Monster Factory must be sacrificed at the altar of Polygon before it releases you MacElroys from its terrifying grasp?
I still wanna see them screw around in Andromeda's character creator, because not only does it let you make the Ryder twins, but it gives you the option of having your dad's appearance be derived from the Ryder twins. And two normal-looking Ryder twins make a hellish creature of the uncanny valley. Makes me wonder what two monster Ryders would make.
It's an older game, but you guys might have fun making a monster in PWI (Perfect World International). They have sliders for the minutest of details, you can get pretty crazy with the facial bones.
I've been trying to find it, I know its a remix of bach's "toccata and fugue", but i've yet to find an exact match through my very lazy searching. Most of the remixes I have found have been pretty good tho
I remember this video really well because it was posted about a year ago and at the time it blasted my brain right out of its lockdown induced sadness hole. New monster factory content always gets right up in my serotonin, it's astonishing. PS: it's been a while, new content pls i need it! Just do dark souls again I don't care...
A game that's a clone of Dark Souls with a barely-clothed alien whose name is just 'girl in white'... If it didn't have that amazing snowman in it, it wouldn't have made the cut for game of the year, I assure you.
My headcanon with Dugls and Richard is that Dugls doesn't make anime friends in Code Vein because he has to keep his heart *ice cold* to keep his beloved Richard alive.
This is canon
that is beautiful
Perfect
That is a great headcanon, but I feel like the true struggle lies in whether his love for Richard will warm his heart to the point that it kills what he loves.
@@ahobbit1273 don't make me cry.
"I mean this is art. Well it's not, fun. so; let's hope it's art."
-Juice McElroy
Griffin: "I can't actually take a shower or a bath for obvious reasons"
Me: Oh, because of running water and vampires
Justin: "Because your son would melt"
Me: That is infinitely more important
Elle Fakename Vamps can’t cross running water or swim, water is believed to repel negative spirts worldwide hence no water for vamps
@@summonerstripclub4840 no wonder they gotta drink blood, they're thirsty cause they can't have water
@@guytorie But blood has water.
tbh i thought he was just talking ab the fact that the game wouldnt let him get in the bath
The idea that vampires can't bathe is so fucking funny to me. Just these immaculate, immortal beings, deathly pale so every speck of dirt really shows, and they gotta sponge-bathe or something because they can't interact with running water.
"Code vein, wake up its time for church!" is the best sentence i have ever heard
Killed me
5:50
It gets me every time 😂
'She's more naked than our snowman' is one of the greatest roasts of shitty video game character design I have ever heard.
them making so many jokes about not knowing anything about oliver, only for oliver to then be a boss, is beautiful
He has been saying "in the near future" for like a year now
That’s because the near future keeps gosh darn escaping.
“Uh-oh, Richard haters”
Oblix Save us code vain
@@zarchblarch2490 "Code Vain" sounds like a very very different game with a much more extensive character creator.
5:18
Justin breathlessly squeaking as he tries to tell a joke. It's always a good time.
"A Gogurt pouch of dude-juice" is one of the greatest phrases Griffin has ever uttered, and he's said a LOT of good things
this is now how I, a trans man, will be referring to my prescription testosterone
If you guys saw the female character creator, you'd realize that more time in there would not help. That's how all the female character creator clothes are.
I really want there to be just ONE option to be a woman in jeans and a tshirt in a game like this.
Midnight Voyager oh man i bet it’s a good place for Female Armour Bingo lol
@Hector Lewis Because sexy is boring
See, this is the beauty of the Soul Calibur series. It is the most shamelessly horny fighting game in existence, but with enough effort you can still make a powerful, non-sexualised feminine icon like Mëlissa.
Hector Lewis Doesn’t make it any less sexist, or annoying for female gamers and decent men. We have the right to point that out.
Dugls is simply the flesh vessel of the True One.
Richard.
See, I hate that, because it takes away Dugls' agency in adopting a little chest snowman.
Richrd.
Richrd, being without blood, is the only creature able to form a true bond with Dougls since he's not constantly tempted to drink him.
sometimes when Justin laughs its sounds like he's in pain
*alltimes
I mean it has caused him to pass out before
@@Gudamangipo wait, what? that actualy happened?
Honestly I'm worried about his health
I mean, some of the jokes Griffin makes cause me to laugh in pain as well
17:53
This part KILLED me
The fact they let you pick it up right away and how quick the cut scene loaded in... Glorious
Louis: "Whatever you do, don't touch that."
Griffin: *touch*
's grab that
The hair is just so, so majestic. It sits on top of both their heads perfectly.
I think we all need a small snowman son coming from our chest in these hard times
"We gave to fight them? Are you sure? I was just going to give them a Toblerone and hope for the best!" The funniest line in this entire video.
In case you plan on playing this game but don't care about the story, here's a tip. Most of the Memories (referring to 18:22 - 19:37 ) that Justin said are boring but art can be skipped by double tapping the pause button.
The partner "White Color Mia" is from a DLC and is an alternate version of a partner you get later in the game. There should also be more DLC items in the basement of the hideout where this video ended.
The mirror with the flashing spot on it at 20:15 allows you to fully edit your character's appearance for free as many times as you want.
Thank you for reading my essay on Code Vein.
another tip, at least in my opinion, you should really care about the story. Its actually surprisingly really cool and engaging
How has the game placed so much importance on richard?
He's glowing like a Macguffin in Oliver's dreams.
"stop them code vein" how do you even describe the way that was said lmao
arousal
dream sequence voice
Quavering
Thank you SO MUCH to whoever subtitled this! I have some hearing issues and I love love love whenever a video is subtitled.
I know! And so well done as well!
Spelling of names are on-point too!
More games should allow chest companions like Richard
That first close-up of the hair in the cut scene was where I lost it!
griffin's fear of losing richard is son/husband lost related ptsd
his sonsband
@@garfieldbrooks "Oh my god Richard despawned-"
18:04 wow I love Merle from Crystal kingdom
WHY DID PAN LIE TO ME?!
This was simultaneously posted on the McElroy channel and the Polygon channel, but I chose to support you guys directly.
*"code vein wake up, it's time for church"*
This entire week has been real shitty in general, but this cheers me up immensely. Thank you for the good content!
*Griffin smashes a wall of coffins* "Oops, wait, those were a bunch of beds. Kind of. For me, a vampire."
"They make me fight Ganondorf, like, right away"
Yeah this was the best series in a while. Not to disparage the other ones because they're great but this was so wonderfully good. Thanks, guys.
Griffin kicking so much ass at this video game made me enjoy this vid a lot. Good job Griffin!
is this the new star wars show everyone’s talking about?
Sure enough,'
This video is 100 times funnier if you only stare at Rchrd, because half the time he’s staring at the ground as if in shame
I would never use the word "professional" to describe Griffin.
How near in the near future? How many Monster Factory must be sacrificed at the altar of Polygon before it releases you MacElroys from its terrifying grasp?
These guys just make me so happy, I appreciate the smile they can put on my face.
"Well it's not fun, so let's hope it's Art" -Hoops c. 2020
Item: Queenslayer
Description: "Yas slay queen"
Give Carly Rae Jepsen Queenslayer
Well, "was used to slay Queen", but yes actually.
12:20 yeah that’s his special attack. you’re BLUE now.
When...when is the near future going to arrive?
I still wanna see them screw around in Andromeda's character creator, because not only does it let you make the Ryder twins, but it gives you the option of having your dad's appearance be derived from the Ryder twins. And two normal-looking Ryder twins make a hellish creature of the uncanny valley. Makes me wonder what two monster Ryders would make.
Now I wanna get the game
the dramatic ass cutscenes have me crying oh my god
jesus, i needed a new monster factory so bad today. thanks brothers 💕
15:50 beige office doors come standard in every ancient demon cavern
This is just what I needed today, I found out my pet is dying and I’ve been pretty upset so thanks brothers !
"code vein" has easily become a series I could definitely keep on watching... Just saying 😉 gotta love that baby Bjorn technology
Humanity's grace has arrived
"we have to fight? you sure? i was just gonna give him a toblerone and hope for the best" - Justin Mcelroy
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Thanks for being our Richard right now, McElroy Brothers
Can we just appreciate that the subtitles take the time to spell Dugls and Richrd correctly
richard deserves a whole graphic novel about his life
y'all're so funny thanks for keeping our spirits up during this pandemic
Ok but Oliver's animation is so powerful
No joke, these two might be the all time best. It's about time for another monster factory wrestlemania...maybe a royal rumble this time?
That hair is your best decision of 2020 boys.
Does this mean the rating system is back?! I love Justin's ratings.
I'm gonna munch him. I feel there's a munch squad joke in there somewhere but I'm not that creative
Hes the snack that muches back
1:45 Subtitles: "(making munching noises)"
“Well it’s not fun, so let’s hope it’s art” 😂
I wish this one was longer because Juice was so funny omg.
We know for a fact Griffin didn't throw ACNH into the ocean.
Can we trust anyone anymore????
I really needed this kind of content to make me smile. I just had a long day at work and I’m tired and aggravated. So Thankyou brothers McElroy.
me: about to go to bed
Monster Factory Episode: Releases
me: I just want to wake up early enough tomorrow to play animal crossing bUT OKAY HERE WE GO-
Don't need to wake up early if you don't sleep
Oliver “Jackal 17” Collins
12:26 literally how my dog chases squirrels
It's an older game, but you guys might have fun making a monster in PWI (Perfect World International). They have sliders for the minutest of details, you can get pretty crazy with the facial bones.
I need more of that sweet sweet serotonin and man juice
This made me laugh so much that I actually threw up so this is definitely, one of the best Monster Factory vids
“In the near future” when. Just say when. You’ve been saying that for like a year
there's the boy!
11:34 worm on a string
It's what happens when the worm escapes the string
17:53
Magnus and Merle when they fail the thrall check of a relic.
"I wanna munch... dudes!"
Kenshi has a pretty nutty character creator
I cannot believe they decided to release part 2 after all these years on hiatus
I love Richard with every fiber of my being.
I love the outro, it's such a mood.
Hey quick question, where can I find the song in the "previously on Monster Factory" section? It slaps so hard and I want to listen to it on a loop
Richard Thompson idk and its driving me nuts bc it does indeed sLAP
I've been trying to find it, I know its a remix of bach's "toccata and fugue", but i've yet to find an exact match through my very lazy searching. Most of the remixes I have found have been pretty good tho
Oh wow, I just rewatched the previous episode yesterday!
Oh I really hope you can make a 3rd episode with them eventually !
I remember this video really well because it was posted about a year ago and at the time it blasted my brain right out of its lockdown induced sadness hole. New monster factory content always gets right up in my serotonin, it's astonishing.
PS: it's been a while, new content pls i need it! Just do dark souls again I don't care...
Its a shame they didn't go through that one door at the back that takes them to a hot spring because I wanted to see if Richard stays when they bathed
I can’t take that swaggering walk at 4:18 😂
21:40 OK, BOI'S BUT WHEN !? because I'm starting to not believe you 🤔
You could build a snowman in AC in memorial of Richard.
Me, named Louis, hearing them say “You can’t trust Louis” was so jarring for me
Ok, so I'm looking at The McElroy Family Monster Factory playlist, anyone else seeing a private video?
it’s serotonin time!!!
5:58 What a thrill...
Who needs reality when Code Vein and McElroy's do in fact be
me: well I guess I should go do my homework.
the McElroy's: *posts a video*
me: eh, summer school seems fun
Just what I *NEEDED*
I stopped paying attention so was deeply shocked at 15:12...
Same, man
Richrd is so LUMINOUS
I like how they start making up dad-hammer lore XD
Loven the ace attorney remixes
"Stop them, Code Vein!"
A game that's a clone of Dark Souls with a barely-clothed alien whose name is just 'girl in white'... If it didn't have that amazing snowman in it, it wouldn't have made the cut for game of the year, I assure you.
code vein: you can have like 27 different accessory slots
also code vein: you cannot play a female character with both a full shirt and pants