SCP-529 Explained…

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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  • @scpWyatt
    @scpWyatt  Рік тому +9829

    What should I cover next? 🤔 Let me know!👇

  • @teenamartin73
    @teenamartin73 Рік тому +4441

    I love how it is just a normal cat that likes cheese. She doesn’t even kill you when she gets mad or you run out of cheese. She just acts like a normal angry cat. So wholesome

    • @nyxiedoodle
      @nyxiedoodle Рік тому +56

      And the same with the pets

    • @eglol
      @eglol Рік тому +54

      I have a cat that really likes cheese.

    • @figure162
      @figure162 Рік тому +18

      ​@@eglol is it a half cat?

    • @therechaterinesiamegawati683
      @therechaterinesiamegawati683 Рік тому +4

      ​@@figure162 bro ur blind how u can type on real world man

    • @figure162
      @figure162 Рік тому +15

      @@therechaterinesiamegawati683 i don't know you tell me

  • @veidt5704
    @veidt5704 Рік тому +9177

    "Pet her, but after a random amount of time she will hate you"
    Yep, sounds like a cat

    • @cyrix6165
      @cyrix6165 Рік тому +262

      Actually, there is a reason for this. They also like personal space, so too much attention will cause them to hate you.

    • @ZanderMGanaden
      @ZanderMGanaden Рік тому +58

      which literally is a cat

    • @Hamzurger
      @Hamzurger Рік тому +136

      @@cyrix6165 so, basically, dogs are like kids and cats are like teens.

    • @reactionare
      @reactionare Рік тому +49

      @@Hamzurger yes very much so

    • @poka26ev2
      @poka26ev2 Рік тому +6

      We present you with scp -529

  • @thocen_real
    @thocen_real Рік тому +3521

    Some scps: It will do literally anything to murder you completely if you even don’t know you looked at it’s face
    529: it’s a cat, but half

  • @AbubakarHussain-dz9nh
    @AbubakarHussain-dz9nh 4 місяці тому +138

    Josie got the Go/Jo treatment

    • @umutx8408
      @umutx8408 4 місяці тому +9

      Za hando treatment

    • @mmmmmmm9926
      @mmmmmmm9926 3 місяці тому +9

      Nah he only got a jo

    • @TheMich0
      @TheMich0 3 місяці тому +6

      @@mmmmmmm9926 Nah, she doesn't have a jo, only Go.

    • @gabrieldecastro3855
      @gabrieldecastro3855 3 місяці тому +3

      Jo/sie

    • @moxie847
      @moxie847 Місяць тому

      The what treatment?

  • @commandant9310
    @commandant9310 Рік тому +1233

    I love how Scps are completely terrifying,
    and then you've got the wholesome ones

    • @kinghotcoc0
      @kinghotcoc0 Рік тому +30

      And then just the weird ones

    • @aJhLsmi
      @aJhLsmi Рік тому +22

      like 999 and 131

    • @thepotatotaxi2430
      @thepotatotaxi2430 Рік тому +7

      ​@@kinghotcoc0 Don't forget the pataphysics ones! My brain almost broke reading ADMONITION

    • @ogserpents5426
      @ogserpents5426 Рік тому +4

      @@thepotatotaxi2430we also love here be dragons

    • @Angeldustfrfr
      @Angeldustfrfr Рік тому

      Fr

  • @aditymahanty
    @aditymahanty Рік тому +1130

    In an scp lore, members of the scp team went to an abandoned scp site. One of the members was going down the stairs well when black ooze was crawling onto him, luckily his teammates pulled him out but his legs were cleanly cut off, no pain though and he could still walk normally. In an interview he says he can still feel his original legs and something fuzzy brushing up them. That's josie

    • @EpsilonEclipse
      @EpsilonEclipse Рік тому +170

      After I heard that story and learned of the ooze transporting things to another dimension but acting like it is still in our dimension then Josie should be able to start floating to the height that she would be while standing on her hind legs.

    • @toddhowardpeakyblinders9994
      @toddhowardpeakyblinders9994 Рік тому +11

      ​@@EpsilonEclipse she is able to do that

    • @DisposableClass
      @DisposableClass Рік тому +24

      holy sh*

    • @Y_elloww
      @Y_elloww Рік тому +50

      There might be a universe where the other half of Josie is in it

    • @wouterdgrove7506
      @wouterdgrove7506 Рік тому +20

      Ferb, I know what we're going to do today

  • @JPiscalling
    @JPiscalling Рік тому +613

    "That's ridiculous"
    *Meanwhile the entire SCP foundation*

  • @playerone740
    @playerone740 4 місяці тому +46

    Thing is, her back half and front half may be quantum linked to each other, which is how she can stand and move like a cat without her back half.

    • @Ace-Of-Luck
      @Ace-Of-Luck 3 місяці тому +1

      All I'm thinking is it works the same way as when Ben 10 got trapped in the null void while his Omnitrix hand was on Earth, so whenever someone hit the Omnitrix he'd transform even though he's in a different dimension

    • @rapson158
      @rapson158 3 місяці тому +3

      Quantum entanglement wouldn't allow Jossie to stand up like she had all 4 legs tho, no science for that one

  • @a50ftfall6
    @a50ftfall6 Рік тому +1881

    People who write SCPs: we've got a unkillable death lizard that hates all life. A concrete sculpture that moves only when it's not being observed and gives fatal chiropractic neck adjustments. But what we really need is a cat but since that's not very SCP like let's make it a completely normal cat but it's only half a cat.
    It's genius.
    Also let's give her an unexplainable love for cheese.

    • @Zantreful
      @Zantreful Рік тому +105

      The cheese obsession is very explainable.
      Every cat owner ever.

    • @stg2766
      @stg2766 Рік тому +19

      ​@@ZantrefulTRUEE MY CATS LOVE CHEESE

    • @HenryNWhite-zp5zp
      @HenryNWhite-zp5zp Рік тому +8

      Isn't the second one from doctor who?

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Рік тому +2

      My cat who will always try to go for some beef chunks aka nacho/taco meat

    • @Farcsy97
      @Farcsy97 Рік тому +2

      Josie just wants the cheese tax

  • @supersonical8770
    @supersonical8770 Рік тому +1158

    Finally, a SCP that doesn’t try and kill you 24/7

    • @rosalinxs
      @rosalinxs Рік тому +33

      what about SCP-999?

    • @supersonical8770
      @supersonical8770 Рік тому +30

      @@rosalinxs I'm not into the lore of it, It's not like I know every 424457 SCP on the internet.

    • @saltycube
      @saltycube Рік тому +41

      @@supersonical8770 to be fair 999 is one of the most common scps you find on the internet

    • @GrøundZərø
      @GrøundZərø Рік тому +24

      There's SCP-1192. A little boy named Timmy who somehow became a bird... the thing is he can never go home and weirdly enough Timmy (the human boy) is alive and well living at home and definetly not a bird

    • @MadAshchaos3
      @MadAshchaos3 Рік тому +5

      Scp 063 has left the chat

  • @GunnarTobus
    @GunnarTobus 9 місяців тому +1943

    I didn’t realize this was an SCP video until you said not to give her cheese

    • @watersquirrel3634
      @watersquirrel3634 9 місяців тому +18

      What's SCP?

    • @DragonKing5356
      @DragonKing5356 9 місяців тому +49

      @@watersquirrel3634
      Secure
      Contain
      Protect

    • @Cantreally
      @Cantreally 9 місяців тому

      ​@@watersquirrel3634yo if u see a white man Crying Try to give it food it will become happy 😊

    • @MossIsMossy
      @MossIsMossy 9 місяців тому +6

      SAME

    • @Jujutech_Productions
      @Jujutech_Productions 9 місяців тому

      ​@@watersquirrel3634𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝗃𝗈𝖻.

  • @bypass-wv3vl
    @bypass-wv3vl 4 місяці тому +11

    other scps: i will kill you if i notice you
    scp-529: can i has chese

  • @Sleeper0918
    @Sleeper0918 Рік тому +1215

    The SCP known as Double Vision has actually seen Josie’s lower half.

    • @margaretjochumson8440
      @margaretjochumson8440 Рік тому +38

      My Brian's first thought well reading this)HE SAW IT ON THE CAT WITH SIX LEGS I LEARNED THAT IT ABSORBED ITS SIBLINGS BACK LEGS SO THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENCE
      (my second thought)where

    • @gagekelley5047
      @gagekelley5047 Рік тому +49

      But that means it's temporarily displaced then. Because she sees both the present and the future, so if she saw Josie's hind quarters, then it exists in tje future somewhere, and not in an alternate universe. Where did you see this exactly? I hope it's in the actual wikidot. That would make this easy.

    • @adriandoesntpost
      @adriandoesntpost Рік тому +4

      @@margaretjochumson8440 learn to spell correctly

    • @KenjitsuKyo-The1st
      @KenjitsuKyo-The1st Рік тому

      ​@@adriandoesntpost this isnt twitter clown

    • @kanchanbhardwaj07
      @kanchanbhardwaj07 Рік тому +11

      ​@@adriandoesntpost no need to be so rude, damn

  • @precise1117
    @precise1117 Рік тому +249

    It’s worth it to have someone mad at me if they’re mad about not giving them cheese

    • @sparrowpillow
      @sparrowpillow Рік тому +2

      🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ running

    • @linkq657
      @linkq657 Рік тому +6

      ​@@sparrowpillowand the bass keeps running running

  • @ryojade8391
    @ryojade8391 Рік тому +45479

    it's wholesome cus 529 is actually a tribute to an author's deceased cat named Josie

  • @Bakugothekatsuki
    @Bakugothekatsuki 4 місяці тому +5

    The fact that he said what I was thinking…. She’s litterally just a cat with only half a body

  • @KiloJewele4716
    @KiloJewele4716 Рік тому +605

    Okuyasu done turned the cat into a unicycle 💀

  • @feliciazhe5824
    @feliciazhe5824 Рік тому +796

    imagine you go to a backrooms level and you see the missing half.

    • @GoblinAshe
      @GoblinAshe Рік тому +44

      actually if I remember well, the other half is either invisible or ghost, she walks like a casual entire cat but only have the top half.

    • @Zippy_TF2
      @Zippy_TF2 Рік тому +8

      Crossover episode

    • @T_E_G
      @T_E_G Рік тому +5

      It's probably just walking around trying to find the other half-

    • @xerothedarkstar
      @xerothedarkstar Рік тому +5

      All that cheese. That half can only contribute to the dark parts of the backrooms.

    • @harupyeu
      @harupyeu Рік тому +1

      @@Zippy_TF2 WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @The..Cat_Toothless424
    @The..Cat_Toothless424 Рік тому +685

    “This is Liam the half-cat, nobody knows where his top half is but he is perfectly healthy!”

  • @Iemonic
    @Iemonic 3 місяці тому +4

    Close enough, welcome back gojo!

  • @Craine_
    @Craine_ 9 місяців тому +707

    So basically, the magician forgot how to undo the trick and she was left with half of her body…. Makes sense

    • @BludoRBLX
      @BludoRBLX 9 місяців тому +10

      bro outsmarted the outsmarter and started outsmarting the outsmart

    • @BludoRBLX
      @BludoRBLX 9 місяців тому

      @@geo101geo_the_real7 who

  • @calebgresch9604
    @calebgresch9604 Рік тому +498

    And also, if you look at where the other half is disconnected, it looks completely dark and black. And despite missing a half, she can walk like it's still there.

    • @nillawafabutblack5604
      @nillawafabutblack5604 Рік тому +4

      Idk about cats but there are dogs that only have two front or hind legs and can walk perfectly fine on those

    • @pinkroselite4173
      @pinkroselite4173 Рік тому +4

      ​@@nillawafabutblack5604 I mean the cats everyday could be a arm day, so shes probably ripped and can do handstands really well

    • @calebgresch9604
      @calebgresch9604 Рік тому +2

      @@nillawafabutblack5604 I'm pretty sure she can stand on her hind legs. I forget though.

  • @Staniele
    @Staniele Рік тому +947

    I love how the SCP universe can have the most terrifying creatures and yet confine such cute things as this

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 Рік тому +11

      Anything anomalous is to be contained, even if it's not any threat to humanity

    • @dakotawilliams4337
      @dakotawilliams4337 Рік тому +3

      What if a scp could't live being contained and it was friendly

    • @ena3na384
      @ena3na384 Рік тому +3

      @@dakotawilliams4337 that would be SCP-4999, since it cant really be contained

    • @thepotatotaxi2430
      @thepotatotaxi2430 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, the whole point is that it's collab fiction. Not horror. I read an article today called "The Pelicans Three" about three sentient pelicans that had gone through some stuff.

    • @redflareyt6951
      @redflareyt6951 Рік тому

      I could imagine a high ranking researcher telling a very fresh recruit about the horrors of the facility then jossie walks in

  • @mylesmichel9108
    @mylesmichel9108 Рік тому +514

    She was once the mascot of the SCP wiki

  • @mjlnirswrath9782
    @mjlnirswrath9782 Рік тому +484

    Josie is literally just a cat with my same desire for cheese. If you give me cheese, I will want more. When you run out of cheese, I get angry. Be ready or be sorry.

    • @fluffy7358
      @fluffy7358 Рік тому +1

      I am not sorry.

    • @mjlnirswrath9782
      @mjlnirswrath9782 Рік тому +2

      I’m twenty six.

    • @G.F.G-official
      @G.F.G-official Рік тому

      Sometimes I dream about 🧀

    • @Kay_stories
      @Kay_stories Рік тому

      Uhhhhh I might’ve eaten a whole pack of cheese after seeing this video and then got angry whenever the pack ran out. 😢 (this is a joke)

    • @jorginacleveland1551
      @jorginacleveland1551 6 місяців тому +1

      That is also me. I see cheese, I eat cheese, I want more cheese

  • @dotdot5906
    @dotdot5906 Рік тому +94

    Scp foundation casually found an amputee cat and listed it as an anomaly

    • @pspauloplayz4295
      @pspauloplayz4295 Рік тому +16

      Well, its other part absorbs light, sooooo

    • @justeaden9568
      @justeaden9568 Рік тому +12

      It moves like the other half is still there though, and I don't think a cat can survive without its back half

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey Рік тому +13

      what amputee cats have you seen where the back halves of their bodies open into a void

    • @destdehat
      @destdehat Рік тому +2

      ​@@nickythehickeyand that acts as if she has the back half still

  • @iosilveraway_19
    @iosilveraway_19 4 місяці тому +4

    Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE HER THE CONCEPT OF TAX because she will tax everything for cheese 😅

  • @dikdikmarzipan2819
    @dikdikmarzipan2819 Рік тому +295

    Whether it be a regular cat or an SCP cat, you will always pay the cheese tax.

    • @adanhickey2599
      @adanhickey2599 Рік тому +1

      I wasn't thinking about that but it's hilarious

    • @Akikai.2
      @Akikai.2 Рік тому +2

      My cats with coffee

    • @endersquiddyyoutube7999
      @endersquiddyyoutube7999 Рік тому

      THE CHEESE TAX! THE CHEESE TAX!
      YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE CHEESE TAX
      EVERY TIME YOU'RE COOKING
      WHEN THE CHEESE COMES OUT
      THIS PUPPY COMES LOOKING
      THE RULES ARE THE RULES
      AND THE FACTS ARE THE FACTS
      AND WHEN THE CHEESE DRAWER OPENS
      YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE TAX
      THE CHEESE TAX! THE CHEESE TAX!
      HAND IT OVER QUICK
      OR THINGS MIGHT GET UGLY
      I CAN GET REALLY LOUD
      I'M A REALLY BARKY PUPPY
      I'M NOT JUST ASKING
      BECAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR SNACKS
      THIS IS REAL IMPORTANT BUSINESS
      AND YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE TAX
      THE CHEESE TAX! THE CHEESE TAX!
      THE CHEESE TAX!
      CHEDDAR IS ACCEPTABLE, AND PARMESAN IS FINE
      BUT A LITTLE BIT OF GOUDA WOULD REALLY BLOW MY MIND
      THERE'S NO ESCAPING, SO DON'T TRY TO DODGE
      PAY THE DAIRY TARIFF! THE COLLECTION OF FROMAGE!
      THE CHEESE TAX! THE CHEESE TAX!
      THE CHEESE TAX!

    • @scientificnameofpigs
      @scientificnameofpigs Рік тому

      I have heard that cheese is unhealthy for cats but im not sure

  • @Chiki-chikikata
    @Chiki-chikikata 9 місяців тому +504

    Josie: born as a deformed cat
    Scp foundation: *You Are Mine Now*

    • @MJCaston-xu5pn
      @MJCaston-xu5pn 9 місяців тому +3

      Real

    • @mukundkumar2805
      @mukundkumar2805 9 місяців тому +10

      She can walk like she has her lower half but if u put ur hand on that part of the body it isn’t there and ikr this is a joke we’re SCP experts at least I’m but I still see these kind of vids for some reason

    • @sjoukjedraaijer8811
      @sjoukjedraaijer8811 8 місяців тому

      Yeah guys, my Real name is Josie

    • @MicaelAndrade-wx8ld
      @MicaelAndrade-wx8ld 8 місяців тому

      me accidentally making a universe teleporter
      scp foundation: now that mine

    • @majoras_swag2
      @majoras_swag2 8 місяців тому

      GOC: Hm.... Into the woodchipper!!!!!!!

  • @pijus6661
    @pijus6661 Рік тому +224

    took the cheese tax to a another level

  • @kaylaogilvie8605
    @kaylaogilvie8605 4 місяці тому +9

    Imagine in another universe theres just the back half of a cat walking around.

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 3 місяці тому

      That's implied to be exactly what's happening in the entry for this one scp- I forget his number but hes a guy who uncontrollably teleports between dimensions and in one he describes feeling a fluffy tail brush against his leg, which would probably be Josie's other half

  • @endersquiddyyoutube7999
    @endersquiddyyoutube7999 Рік тому +105

    I can guarantee that there is an SCP that can multiply anything, including cheese. In fact, there might be one that produces infinite cheese outright. I love this cat already

  • @inesnobre2703
    @inesnobre2703 6 місяців тому +304

    Every other scp:nightmare fuel
    Meanwhile 529:cat but cut in half

    • @Mrdoge_978
      @Mrdoge_978 6 місяців тому +8

      Scp 999 left the chat

    • @unnamedguy9517
      @unnamedguy9517 4 місяці тому

      Yea, many people get it wrong. Scps don't need to be X class threat to earth, just something paranormal(like a guy with earth for a stomach)

    • @andrewbaxter5230
      @andrewbaxter5230 4 місяці тому

      I thought it was 9999

    • @Kaydee_Y1pp33
      @Kaydee_Y1pp33 4 місяці тому +5

      999: just a blob of happiness

    • @MilitaryGuy1v5tBOSNIANARMY
      @MilitaryGuy1v5tBOSNIANARMY 3 місяці тому +1

      scp-131:

  • @Bababooyii
    @Bababooyii 3 місяці тому +2

    In another universe, Wyatt would be talking about the other half of the cat while saying he doesn't know about this half of Josie

  • @Hopper_Arts
    @Hopper_Arts Рік тому +131

    She probably just meows really loudly when she is mad, she's straight up just a cat but half.
    If she loafs, then we should call her half a loaf.

    • @Dr.SillyJilly
      @Dr.SillyJilly Рік тому +9

      When she 'loafs' it's a slice of bread

    • @Hopper_Arts
      @Hopper_Arts Рік тому +3

      @@Dr.SillyJilly TRUEEEEE LMAO

  • @whatsagoodusername823
    @whatsagoodusername823 Рік тому +166

    Fun fact: in the SCP-1730 file, an MTF member got his legs submerged in a strange black liquid, and when he was pulled out, his legs were missing. He could still stand and walk like normal, but his legs weren't physically there anymore. And he reported occasionally feeling something furry brush up against his leg.

    • @NothingisOver.X
      @NothingisOver.X Рік тому +5

      Lmao

    • @ItalianPokeMage
      @ItalianPokeMage Рік тому +11

      1. Is there a group in the SCP foundation called MTF or is the member trans? Hopefully this doesn't come across as hateful or anything. I just don't know anything about SCP beyond Secure Contain Protect.
      2. Where can I get the ink that leads to the other half of cat SCP dimension?

    • @whatsagoodusername823
      @whatsagoodusername823 Рік тому +19

      @@ItalianPokeMage MTF stands for Mobile Task Force. The SCP Foundation, the organization that contains these anomalous objects, employs personal military units called MTFs to go out and capture/recapture these anomalies when they’re discovered or when they breach containment.
      And you get the interdimensional cat ink by abusing magic children and hoping for the best, good luck!

    • @khaotic_gh0sty
      @khaotic_gh0sty Рік тому +18

      ​@@whatsagoodusername823 my gayass mind thought you meant Male to female so I was like "damn. Missgendering an scp"

    • @whatsagoodusername823
      @whatsagoodusername823 Рік тому +19

      @@khaotic_gh0sty “Your gender preference has been noted, D-45879, now please step towards the murder monster so we can begin the test.”

  • @punkdoggo211
    @punkdoggo211 2 місяці тому +3

    I love how she's not allowed to eat cheese not because being fed cheese would cause her to end the world, but because you would inevitably lose her trust once you can't feed her more cheese.

  • @yetisden1960
    @yetisden1960 Рік тому +38

    "She will inevitably get mad when you run out of food"
    "She will hate being pet after a random period of time"
    Bro, that's just half of a regular cat

  • @Blokythebunny05
    @Blokythebunny05 9 місяців тому +222

    I love how some are eldritch gods capable of destroying the universe and then there's just like a cat

    • @courtneyoreilly5913
      @courtneyoreilly5913 9 місяців тому +7

      Or wholesome little blobs that just want a hug ❤

    • @LuckClover1
      @LuckClover1 9 місяців тому +3

      @@courtneyoreilly5913 And a lizard that adapts to anything and hates humanity and refers the blob as a feculent little something

    • @Echoing_Secrets
      @Echoing_Secrets 9 місяців тому +2

      Cats? Gods? Same thing

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Рік тому +462

    Meanwhile, in another universe:
    *Item #:* SCP-529
    *Object Class:* Safe
    *Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-529 is to be granted free access to a standard litter box, filled up to 5 cm (2 in) with commercial clumping cat litter. This box is to be cleaned at least once every day, if not immediately after it is used. Other than this, no special precautions have yet proven necessary. SCP-529 is free to move about the lower levels of the facility.
    *Description:* SCP-529 is the disembodied hindquarters of a small female housecat _(Felis catus)_ with grey tabby markings. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.
    The hindquarters do not appear to be hindered by the lack of a brain, heart, or lungs, and move about as if the torso were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual. The hindquarters regularly excrete solid and liquid substances that tests have identified as normal cat feces and urine. The source of these substances is unknown.
    The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but
    appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch.
    The front of the cat does not appear to be invisible - a cursory examination will show that it is not present.

    • @captainacorn2088
      @captainacorn2088 Рік тому

      LoL

    • @Just_Call_Me_sam1_secret_acc
      @Just_Call_Me_sam1_secret_acc Рік тому +12

      BRUH HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU THIS?!!??!?!??!?!

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip Рік тому +23

      @@Just_Call_Me_sam1_secret_acc Less than an hour. Most of this is adapted almost verbatim from the normal wiki entry. The most difficult part was me, a non-cat owner, trying to accurately describe the litter box

    • @captainacorn2088
      @captainacorn2088 Рік тому

      @@Just_Call_Me_sam1_secret_acc good question

    • @Shiwonalapa
      @Shiwonalapa Рік тому +2

      So underrated

  • @Gojo_SatoruBestSorcerer
    @Gojo_SatoruBestSorcerer 4 місяці тому +4

    josie is having the gojo drip enabled

  • @thekindcat
    @thekindcat 9 місяців тому +493

    cat half: scp-529
    music: rooftop plant vs zombie
    background: Minecraft parkour 😊

    • @LucyAnnJohnson463
      @LucyAnnJohnson463 9 місяців тому +2

      How she go to the bathroom??????

    • @um_idkw
      @um_idkw 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@LucyAnnJohnson463 she don't, at least not in our dimension

    • @consume_arsenic
      @consume_arsenic 9 місяців тому

      ​@@LucyAnnJohnson463 she has a litterbox iirc, and she uses it. she digs in it and acts like she's using it, but since she has no back half nothing happens. her weight is reduced afterward though

    • @Nethaura3132
      @Nethaura3132 9 місяців тому

      Hotel: Trivago

  • @aidandixon6028
    @aidandixon6028 9 місяців тому +85

    I love how you can't feed her cheese under any circumstances, but not because she'll become evil, or kill someone, or some other Eldritch horror mess, but because she'll be very sad when you run out.

  • @Maxine.Loves.Shrimpo
    @Maxine.Loves.Shrimpo 3 місяці тому

    This video got me into SCPs because it never mentions it's and SCP video from the start, and I love cats, so thank you

  • @greatwhitesharkmadeoutoftr1792
    @greatwhitesharkmadeoutoftr1792 Рік тому +407

    In an alternate universe scp-529 is the back half of a cat

    • @Minosprime679
      @Minosprime679 10 місяців тому +4

      Well than it wouldn’t be anomalous anymore now would it?

    • @GameisicYT
      @GameisicYT 10 місяців тому +10

      @@Minosprime679it would, since it wouldn’t have a front

    • @Minosprime679
      @Minosprime679 10 місяців тому +5

      @@GameisicYT oh wait I thought it said if 529 had the back half of him back

    • @red-vd1ni
      @red-vd1ni 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Minosprime679the cat is a she not a :he'

    • @Not_an_Aussie-Austrisa_25
      @Not_an_Aussie-Austrisa_25 9 місяців тому +1

      Is there a universe where SCP 529 is the middle of a cat? Flaoting in the air instead of walking

  • @-.Cosmic.-
    @-.Cosmic.- 9 місяців тому +146

    The SCP Foundation after seeing a disabled kid: “Yep, that’s definitely a SCP right there, staff get on that”

    • @thatonevideo1875
      @thatonevideo1875 9 місяців тому +12

      LMAO ISTG THATS GONNA HAPPEN ONE DAY

    • @-.Cosmic.-
      @-.Cosmic.- 9 місяців тому +10

      @@thatonevideo1875 they are gonna classify the poor kid as Keter 💀

    • @BlazePlayzGames62
      @BlazePlayzGames62 9 місяців тому +1

      yep.

    • @Thatspunkymonkey
      @Thatspunkymonkey 9 місяців тому +6

      @@-.Cosmic.- scp: 8173 - Timmy

    • @sages_hangout
      @sages_hangout 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Thatspunkymonkey STOP

  • @SANSMEGLOMANIA
    @SANSMEGLOMANIA 3 місяці тому +2

    I think me and that cat would get along very well I have a habit of just going into my fridge and just eating plane cheese

  • @GeodosDevlog
    @GeodosDevlog Рік тому +124

    Somebody make a SCP that's just an unlimited piece of cheese

  • @lordhuntington5704
    @lordhuntington5704 9 місяців тому +45

    It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize you were talking about the SCP and not a normal cat with a birth defect.

  • @WorldAside
    @WorldAside Рік тому +52

    I'm making an infinite cheese portal for Josie. -Dr Bright

    • @Trainboyz1.
      @Trainboyz1. Рік тому +3

      Sounds like something he would do

  • @official-duck2
    @official-duck2 3 місяці тому +2

    The cat: threw out heaven and earth i alone the halfed one

  • @someonenamedzen
    @someonenamedzen Рік тому +71

    That dad is the best parent ever lol

  • @practicekiwii2944
    @practicekiwii2944 9 місяців тому +128

    This is officially my favorite scp

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +135

    I love that idea that some universes just have the back half of her. It’s just an inter-dimensional coin flip between having the Heads or Tails side of Josie for each universe. 😂

  • @briishcabbage568
    @briishcabbage568 4 місяці тому

    I really want a relaxing SCP game where you're just taking care of a bunch of safe or euclid-class SCPs. Like, no danger of death, at most you clean the Unkillable Lizard's room or fix some panels on the outside of The Shy Guy's box, just a chill game where you can relax.

  • @PetahGriffin1234
    @PetahGriffin1234 Рік тому +37

    This is likely the most peaceful scp to ever exist

  • @Thefoxtheriannamedari
    @Thefoxtheriannamedari 4 місяці тому +1

    For those who don't know WHY she's an scp it's because if you lookin the half she still has it is just darkness no organs hope this helped

  • @g00dpaws
    @g00dpaws Рік тому +107

    i'm sure everyone knows this, but josie was actually the first scp to be found and reported to the general public as an scp. as a result, the foundation made her their logo for a while.

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski Рік тому +13

      ...In-universe everyone is freely allowed to know she exists? Or she was just the first to get out of the original 4chan thread?

    • @g00dpaws
      @g00dpaws Рік тому +9

      @@GarryDumblowski nah, its just the first one in the thread. i was just trying to make it sound in universe lol

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski Рік тому +5

      @@g00dpaws Ah fair. Definitely a cute SCP, makes it seem like all SCPs are just cute little weird guys and not an infinite supply of guys who will brutally murder you for an infraction as tiny as saying they exist with your mouth.

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra Рік тому +2

      That's in your head cannon for sure lol

    • @vctsan3672
      @vctsan3672 10 місяців тому

      A really kind scp

  • @MysticaMay-gr2cq
    @MysticaMay-gr2cq 4 місяці тому

    Distressed if not given a sufficient amount of cheese, which is infinite... Sounds like my spirit animal

  • @harpy7094
    @harpy7094 9 місяців тому +53

    It’s nice to think that somewhere out there is a bottom half of a cat. Just running around and living a normal cat life

  • @matthewmorrison9700
    @matthewmorrison9700 Рік тому +264

    You've got murderous rampaging monsters, then you got SCP - 529. Yep, that's a cat.

    • @Air_Epic_Wubbox32
      @Air_Epic_Wubbox32 10 місяців тому +4

      Don't forget SCP-131-A, SCP-131-B and SCP-999

    • @mbm8
      @mbm8 9 місяців тому

      Don't forget about our blob (scp-999)

    • @loganmurphey3700
      @loganmurphey3700 9 місяців тому +1

      Nope, thats not a cat.
      Its half a cat.

  • @0verl0_ad
    @0verl0_ad 3 місяці тому

    The cat got that Minecraft 50% discount

  • @sharkytv7597
    @sharkytv7597 Рік тому +33

    This is actually the only scp I would want to be with.

    • @personofearth447
      @personofearth447 Рік тому +3

      I love wholesome scp’s, idk there is just something so comforting about these kind beings in a world with so many unspeakable horrors.

    • @madmaxi7759
      @madmaxi7759 Рік тому

      What about the orange blob one (I forgot what scp it was, but it's orange and eats candy)

    • @asbacayo
      @asbacayo Рік тому

      Scp 999: *WHAT ABOUT MEEE~? WhAT ABOUT MEE-EEE~?

    • @aaaaa-we9jf
      @aaaaa-we9jf Рік тому

      ​@@asbacayo people who doesnt know : 😃
      people who knows : 💀

    • @Dr.Arson_is_on_fire
      @Dr.Arson_is_on_fire Рік тому +1

      Wholesome SCPs i could think of (not including the sad parts of their stories(if there is any):
      Josie (in the vid)
      999
      Patchwork bear (?) i forgor 💀)
      BUSSINESS LIZARD (7333)
      TJ Bright (590)
      Timmy the bird (i also forgor 💀)
      Here be dragons (forgor (again)
      Abby/the little girl (056(?)
      All i could think of 😭 if you wanna add on to the list then go for it!

  • @SAILORY2KWORLDDOMINATION
    @SAILORY2KWORLDDOMINATION 9 місяців тому +76

    i actaully thought this was a real cat untill i read the title.

    • @Zacharyc175
      @Zacharyc175 9 місяців тому

      .

    • @alexisgone5095
      @alexisgone5095 9 місяців тому +1

      Same I was looking for a comment saying this

    • @yellowrobertorty
      @yellowrobertorty 9 місяців тому +1

      Same for me. I thought it was real until he started talking about the cheese thing, and then I read the title.

  • @Jayglah
    @Jayglah 4 місяці тому

    My brother used to be adicted to video games, but now after some therapy, he's broke

  • @alexdonthavelastname2182
    @alexdonthavelastname2182 9 місяців тому +104

    thanks to you, I now have a growing interest in SCP's! It's been super fun learning about all the different scp's

  • @AshCantDraww
    @AshCantDraww 9 місяців тому +101

    i dont know why but a comically deep voice saying "PLEASE do NOT feed josie the cheese. do pet her. she loves being pet" is funny to me

  • @NickBrickLegoIsland
    @NickBrickLegoIsland 3 місяці тому

    Maybe the real other half of Josie is the friends we made along the way.

  • @jaysonvancouofficial6100
    @jaysonvancouofficial6100 Рік тому +13

    so it was Okuyasu that makes Josie half
    that ain't wacky.

  • @Themiddlewillman
    @Themiddlewillman 3 місяці тому

    Love the plants vs. Zombies music in the background

  • @AveChannels
    @AveChannels 9 місяців тому +41

    "hollup...Let him cook"

    • @butterflysundae3.0
      @butterflysundae3.0 9 місяців тому +2

      r u talking about the dude in the background or the half cat?

    • @AveChannels
      @AveChannels 4 місяці тому

      ​@butterflysundae9059 the dude in the background.-.

  • @abondvd8241
    @abondvd8241 Рік тому +27

    Just love that you talked about this like Josie is your own pet cat

  • @lolmoop
    @lolmoop 4 місяці тому

    Fun fact cats in real life are lactose intolerant so it's just good in general to not feed her cheese

  • @MarielWhalley
    @MarielWhalley 3 місяці тому

    I know theres another SCP entry out there about the "nothing" dimension (they were researching the old man that rusts everything and teleports people to his dimension, as far as i remember atleast) and the man got trapped there until he became part of the nothing. One of the entries mentions he felt a few times a cat's back rubbing against him for pets

  • @12answersyt41
    @12answersyt41 Рік тому +7

    So basically a cat with half its body and really loves cheese

  • @vickimichael9268
    @vickimichael9268 3 місяці тому

    OMG THAT LAST PART ABOUT HER NOT LIKEING PETTING RANDOMLY IS SO MY CAT

  • @lunadestiny1238
    @lunadestiny1238 Рік тому +13

    Imagine it was just a cat they found on the street with a birth defect that’s the scp foundation picked up to raise moral support

  • @Dead12017
    @Dead12017 3 місяці тому

    The cat is like “GIVE ME MORE CHEESE!”

  • @meelsky
    @meelsky 9 місяців тому +14

    SCPs that are terrifying creatures are cool, but I love SCPs that are just totally normal things except for one weird anomaly.

  • @EclipcedPottly
    @EclipcedPottly 9 місяців тому +28

    "and she will inevitably get mad at you when you run out of cheese" is funny 🤣

  • @garybayus6221
    @garybayus6221 Рік тому +42

    Maybe the other half of Josie was the friends we made along the way

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er 9 місяців тому +66

    Josie + Scp-458 = Happy Josie
    For those too lazy to google or understand, 458 is the Never Ending Pizza Box, so Josie gets Infinite cheese

    • @KiaraPaasRosa
      @KiaraPaasRosa 9 місяців тому +3

      Well now I'm even more confused

    • @livestothisday
      @livestothisday 9 місяців тому +4

      @@KiaraPaasRosa SCP-428 gives you an infinite amount of your favorite pizza, INCLUDING CHEEESE PIZZA

    • @DraconXCreations
      @DraconXCreations 9 місяців тому

      ITS PERFECT...

  • @Han_duong353
    @Han_duong353 3 місяці тому

    This scp 529 is literally the cutest scp ever❤

  • @corvinsebastiand.paylangco7805
    @corvinsebastiand.paylangco7805 Рік тому +24

    Josie is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs

  • @skep253
    @skep253 6 місяців тому +92

    Scp-529: more. Cheese plz
    "There is no more cheese left"
    Scp-529:👹👹👹GIVE MEE MOREE CHEESE👹👹👹

    • @ashleydehn2148
      @ashleydehn2148 5 місяців тому +3

      Me and Scp-529 were made to be freinds. WE BOTH LOVE CHEESE!

  • @Scarlett3_xoxo
    @Scarlett3_xoxo 4 місяці тому

    Josie and Dogday gonna be Best friends💀🤣

  • @Justkayden_
    @Justkayden_ Рік тому +71

    Okuyasu really said " ZA HANDO"☠️

  • @1bucketcrusader834
    @1bucketcrusader834 Рік тому +16

    we need to search the backrooms for the other half of josie

  • @RandomBadAnimator
    @RandomBadAnimator Рік тому +98

    Cat: *exists*
    Okuyasu: _ZA HANDO_

    • @SnailShark
      @SnailShark 10 місяців тому

      *breakdown breakdown...*

    • @r4cc00n_v0m1t
      @r4cc00n_v0m1t 10 місяців тому +1

      yup, checks out

    • @Yglegod
      @Yglegod 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SnailSharkdrip piano sounds*

    • @blookishh
      @blookishh 9 місяців тому +1

      LMAO

    • @Fallen_AngleL0L
      @Fallen_AngleL0L 9 місяців тому

      how do u do the italics?

  • @somethinginventive153
    @somethinginventive153 3 місяці тому

    Whenever josie eats cheese, she becomes addicted and has to go through cheese withdrawal

  • @Lemonzsz
    @Lemonzsz 7 місяців тому +40

    This isn't just scp 529, this is the cutest lil' guy in existence

    • @Bushwhack-lmao_xD
      @Bushwhack-lmao_xD 5 місяців тому

      even the back half is cute :3

    • @quanduong8403
      @quanduong8403 4 місяці тому

      Bruh you worng the gender of the cat 💀

    • @Lemonzsz
      @Lemonzsz 4 місяці тому

      @@quanduong8403 ya, I'ma edit my comment... (To add an apostrophe after the word "lil" in order to fix my grammar!)

    • @quanduong8403
      @quanduong8403 4 місяці тому

      @@Lemonzsz bruh 💀

    • @Bushwhack-lmao_xD
      @Bushwhack-lmao_xD 3 місяці тому

      @@quanduong8403 SHE IS THE BEST LITTLE GUY >:I

  • @RedOfficialyt-1
    @RedOfficialyt-1 Рік тому +49

    Item #: SCP-529
    Object Class: Safe
    Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given sufficient cheese.
    Description: SCP-529 is a small house cat (Felis catus) with grey tabby markings.
    Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.
    In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes motions as if to void itself of waste matter.
    The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle stroking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the agent, claws at the ready. Those scratched have experienced no abnormalities.
    The hind regions do not appear to be invisible - a cursory examination will show that there are no hindquarters. DNA testing has shown the animal to be female.

  • @othername2797
    @othername2797 4 місяці тому

    I remember another scp in which a member of the MTF immersed his legs in a strange liquid and they became invisible and immaterial, although he could still walk. When asked what he felt he said "it felt like a cat was rubbing his legs".

  • @janielovesgamingandreacting
    @janielovesgamingandreacting 9 місяців тому +19

    half cat, quarter cat, whole cat, idgaf im taking this adorable scp *steals 529 and runs away*

  • @gamingwithgavin1283
    @gamingwithgavin1283 Рік тому +10

    Imagine being in that universe and seeing a short by this guy called “SCP-529 Explained…” where he proceeds to talk about Josie the Half Cat and that she’s not half cat half dog or anything, but that she’s literally half of a cat. And scientists speculate that her front half is in another universe.

  • @silkapalazo4949
    @silkapalazo4949 4 місяці тому

    That cat encountered sukuna and got the gojo treatment💀

  • @embroideredragdoll
    @embroideredragdoll Рік тому +13

    With the amount of disabled cats with bombastic personalities that get loved on the internet I was honestly convinced for a second that she’s real

  • @wolveraspeaks
    @wolveraspeaks Рік тому +13

    Her back half is likely in the same place as the guy who lost his legs but could still stand. He even said he could feel something furry rubbing against his legs afterwards

    • @mr.fatcat5072
      @mr.fatcat5072 11 місяців тому +1

      it was scp 1728 i think the magic scp facilty that was never built

    • @thatfellow9912
      @thatfellow9912 9 місяців тому

      @@mr.fatcat5072 that was 1730 I think

  • @ElizabethTurner-dw5my
    @ElizabethTurner-dw5my 3 місяці тому

    I genuinely thought this was a cat with a birth defect for the first half of the video