@@RobloxGaming_1000no you're running from *M̸̛̳̥̖̥̬͈̯̫̮̮̱͖̭͌̂̄̊̃̽͌͛̃̃̇̆̔̇̒̀́͑̽̉͒̉̂̍̈́̒͌͌̅͐̓̿̽̌͂̈͊͂̏̎̈́͐͌͆̃͂́̀̎̋̾̉͐̎̇̕̚̕͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͠͝E̸̢̢̧̧̨̡̢̩̗͙̘̼̯̥̘͇͓͓̮̪̯̰̼̼̬͙̪̬̺̤̗͚͇̼̙̬̼̤̟̳̪͈̺̼̹̹̖͉͎̘͙̞̗̠̺͚̻̳̓̂̂̀̿͐̑̆͜͝ͅ.̸̨̢̧̡̡̢̡̧̜̠̘̬͍͚̱̟͓͓̘̰̟̩͖͍̝͇͇̩͇̦͉̤̳̥̮̝̤̲̫͉̗͙͓͔̲͓͔͈̥̫̥̠̦̹̦͚͕͈̹̣̞͇̻͚̮̼̟͆̑̎́̀͐̋͋͛̎̊̎̾̔̃͒̋̈́̆̎͊͗́̉̾̽̌́̓̅̑̀̈́̍͒̓̽̽̊͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ*
@@rowskiesit's a toxic relationship of which one of the partners are abusive, but the other one just loves their partner too much that they'd just ignore what's happening to them.
[Verse 1] Good morning, Blondie Rise and shine I'll make you a cup of coffee But I'll pour more into mine [Chorus] 'Cause your face moves like a puppet And it doesn't make sense I put a walnut 'tween your teeth As a treat from your friends I'll crush it down You're really movin' now Your love's the best Punch and Judy Show In the whole East Coast [Verse 2] Wake up from your baby dream (Oh) And tell me every little thing that you saw I'll make you a cup of coffee And I'll pour it in your jaw In your big flesh drawer [Outro] Good morning
id love to microdose on LSD and coffee with this guy. he seems like he'd be a generally fun person to be around. (i'll bet he's too busy for any new folx though. gotta get that new content out there!)
okay, theory: mkay, so someone said that they thought this represented a toxic relationship, but I’m seeing it a bit differently. To start off-he’s putting more coffee into his cup, which I think represents effort, as the other person said. But, he also gives her that walnut or whatever it is and makes her eat it-she’s visibly grossed out, but it looks like she’s not trying to be rude by it. I believe it’s just the way I am, and the way my relationships have been that makes me see it this way - but, I’m seeing it as he’s putting too much effort, which is too thought out to the point of it being bad-as we see with the walnut, he’s trying to please her in ways she doesn’t enjoy. anyways, that’s all I got.
Yes, women are always victims. The reason why she eats the walnut is because he’s eating up the fact her boyfriend won’t listen to his friend’s advice and thinks of it as “sweet”.
@@Lou-fb9ii Not all women are victims. Men can be victims. you got that all wrong why did you comment that. This comment is very stupid. I think you meant be stupid or sarcastic. 💀
You know the vibe can get soo much better when you wake up early in the morning when it’s still dark and turn on a lamp to watch jack stauber with a coffee beside you.
Jack Stauber: I'm bored. Let's make a fun little video with no meaning behind it. *uploads content* Jack Stauber fans: **TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MEANING BEHIND THE VIDEO WITH THE HELP OF SATAN**
@Michael Young no, i do know that many of his videos have meanings behind them but there are also some that dont. (Like the "take tooth" animation). So i made a joke about his fans trying to figure out the meaning of a video although there most likely isnt one
SBSABQGSHBGWQSVGWVUSAOBUSHGWBGWQWVGOSVSGUSOUABVOHWUQVBOVASOUSVBUVOSVUOWWOHVWOGVWOVSUOVWHGVBWHVWUVBSUOBSUVBWBWVSOWVYHUSVSVOVSWVYWVWOVSWYOVSOUSVVSUSYVSVSSVSYSYSUYSVSOU that's just how I feel when I read that
Sometimes I wonder how Jack actually perceives reality. Is he trying to make an example of what he sees using claymation or does he just do it for fun?
Lyrics: “Good morning, blondie Rise and shine. I’ll make you a cup of coffee, but I’ll pour more into mine... Cus’ your face moves like a puppet and it doesn’t make sense! I’ll put a wallnut ‘tween your teeth as a treat from my friends. I’ll crush it down! (Crack) Your really movin’ now! Your loves’ The best punch and Judy show in the whole east-cost! Wake up from your baby dream And tell me every little thing that you saw.. I’ll make you a cup of coffee, And I’ll pour it in your jaw In your big flesh-drawer (Good morning)” if I got anything wrong tell me. (:
I never interpreted this as a love song. It seems more like the blondie is stuck in an abusive relationship. He pours more coffee for himself, and also mentions something about her moving out, etc.
This songs feels like that grogginess of a early Saturday morning where you have no work and you’re enjoying your first coffee cup as you smell the outdoor air from inside
The first time is beautiful but when it gets a lot of time it gets weird thats why jack was so happy at the start but then he turned worried. Maybe the coffe means time, when you are with someone for a long time you start to see her/his negative things.
Everyone is saying that this song is about an abusive relationship but i think of it as that Jack sees the “problems” she has but he still accepts and loves her even with those flaws. Sorry if that made no fucking sense i am way too high
Everyone: jaw
Jack: B. I. G. F. L. E. S. H. D. R. A. W. E. R
Good morning
*created by*
*Jack Stauber*
Black VHS screen
*Black screen with another video on it*
YOU CLICK ON THE VIDEO TITLED ["Should Cyanide be Put in The, 'Children Only' Section?"]
I feel like Jack looks exactly like you'd imagine he would, but the opposite of what you think too, matches his music perfectly
He looks like he would be in a commercial like.. he looks familiar
He looks like my uncle Aaron mixed with my dad's old friend Lucas
He looks like one of my OC’s
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
That's literally what I thought the first time I saw him.
Blondie: O O Jack: -.-
O
0:42
Jack:*severe concern*
Blondie: he's thinking about other girls
Jack: why is she here?
jack just be like: "thats not supposed to do that...."
Michael Adams this is my favorite comment thank you
I think jack was more like |:|
The fact that Jack looks blonder than that lady is hilarious
bruh
XD
lol yeah
😂😂😂
He’s actually ginger lol
A REAL PERSON? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
RidonkulousMG haha I know right?
You didn't see tea errors?
call that a person?
Are you new or something? Lol
Dead weight
Describing your mouth as a "flesh drawer" is the most vile thing ive ever heard...
Im gonna use that everyday from now on c:
Respect, my good man.
Yes
Can i follow in your footsteps?
Yes Ü
DormanTheDoorman same ngl
That part when jack is staring innocently at the girl when she wakes up is so wholesome
Sharon Muir
I can’t tell if I’m more attracted to the girl or jack
IKR
thanks, elmo, my sleep paralysis demon
A wandering Star innocently
@@TommyTom21 but he looks cute doing it....
idk why but this is kinda adorable.. and the "good morning" at the end was really sweet. also both the woman and jack in this are so cute hkdj
Blondie: : *actually possessed*
Jack: “i jUsT dOn’T sEe tHe pRobLem hEre-“
GoOd MorNiNg
Bruno Martins blondie
the only problem i have with her is the way she licks her envelopes! >:C
@@finley6942 and spits out my peppermints!
@@project_letters yeah! >:(
0:42
Blondie: *turns into clay demon*
Jack: *mildly confused*
Thats nothing compared to what he saw before
Corbin I was watching this comment while Watching the vid lol-
"Bitch tf-"
Corbin I love how he's not *that* concerned
Seems normal for jack
Jack's facial expressions are everything
they're the best part of the video
0:06 the way jack was cuddling with the blanket was adorable ♥️♥️♥️
AWWWWWWwwwwwww
JACKIE I LOVE YOU WHY IS HE SO CUTE
@@immaduck7099am running from nextbots
@@RobloxGaming_1000no you're running from *M̸̛̳̥̖̥̬͈̯̫̮̮̱͖̭͌̂̄̊̃̽͌͛̃̃̇̆̔̇̒̀́͑̽̉͒̉̂̍̈́̒͌͌̅͐̓̿̽̌͂̈͊͂̏̎̈́͐͌͆̃͂́̀̎̋̾̉͐̎̇̕̚̕͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͠͝E̸̢̢̧̧̨̡̢̩̗͙̘̼̯̥̘͇͓͓̮̪̯̰̼̼̬͙̪̬̺̤̗͚͇̼̙̬̼̤̟̳̪͈̺̼̹̹̖͉͎̘͙̞̗̠̺͚̻̳̓̂̂̀̿͐̑̆͜͝ͅ.̸̨̢̧̡̡̢̡̧̜̠̘̬͍͚̱̟͓͓̘̰̟̩͖͍̝͇͇̩͇̦͉̤̳̥̮̝̤̲̫͉̗͙͓͔̲͓͔͈̥̫̥̠̦̹̦͚͕͈̹̣̞͇̻͚̮̼̟͆̑̎́̀͐̋͋͛̎̊̎̾̔̃͒̋̈́̆̎͊͗́̉̾̽̌́̓̅̑̀̈́̍͒̓̽̽̊͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ*
@@immaduck7099how did you do that
He's so silly
I wonder if Jack knows Blondie is a monster and he's just singing for her to keep her content.
i want to like that comment but its on 69 likes
@@sayanocha2468 it's at 248 now
I’m sorry but can someone explain what the number 69 means?
@@dari2409 it looks like boobies
@@cinnamonini. what lmao nice bait 😂
Genius hosted Bill Wurtz. Now Genius must host Jack. It is only fair.
@Omega Stick This is very true.
Yeah but no one knows the words to Jack's songs
He’d never do it, we must never know his secrets
NO NO NO GENIUS MUST BE STOPPED
@Omega Stick you dare talk down on the messiah bill wurtz
I love that the two expressions Jack has throughout this video is Confusion and Calmness
You forgot the third one, cross-eyed madman
as we see here, jack is trying to communicate and saying "i love you," this is truly why he's adorable.
erm actually this song is about a toxic relationship
@@rowskiesit's a toxic relationship of which one of the partners are abusive, but the other one just loves their partner too much that they'd just ignore what's happening to them.
@@Moony_WH who
... your big *FLESH DRAWER* ?????!!!!!??!???
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Good morning
Goodmorning
Jaw?
nonononoo
Jack is potentially the most adorable man in existence.
Of ducking course he is
@@help1460 haha, yes.
i'm gay but he could have a little piece of my heart.
@@enterprisingbiosphere3933 he better haha
And disturbed 😂
Jaw - Overused, outdated, cheesy
Big flesh drawer - Interesting, fun, exciting
Virgin Jaw:
Chad Big flesh drawer:
@Elijah Miles Oh, thank you! Your skin shall be clear, and your crops watered :)
Congrats on 870 likes! (none of them are mine)
@@ppslayer6128 that was weirdly wholesome
@@moxifica1924 Thank you for your honesty :) The pigeons shall accept you as their new leader
"ill make you a cup of coffee, but ill pour more into mine." is prob the most relateable thing ive ever seen in a video XD
I love Jack's beard so much 💕♥️💕♥️
Same😂
??
its so mejestic
omg SAAAAME
it's so flawless 😍😍
Blondie: O O
O
Jack: ಠ^ಠ
Hm. Those arent ment to bend.
Goodnight Socialite ACCURATE-
Sterling Hammond you didn't
0:43
I think it's a video tape but good song tho
Jack Stauber: *uploads new content*
Animation meme makers: It's free real estate
😂 Favorite comment
*valid i cant stand it anymore*
If I had an art tablet this comment would be very relatable
It's with animation memes that i found him, so i'm really grateful for them. I'm sure that i NEVER would've heard him if it wasn't for animation memes
I first found him on the rising creator thing on the trending page
[Verse 1]
Good morning, Blondie
Rise and shine
I'll make you a cup of coffee
But I'll pour more into mine
[Chorus]
'Cause your face moves like a puppet
And it doesn't make sense
I put a walnut 'tween your teeth
As a treat from your friends
I'll crush it down
You're really movin' now
Your love's the best Punch and Judy Show
In the whole East Coast
[Verse 2]
Wake up from your baby dream (Oh)
And tell me every little thing that you saw
I'll make you a cup of coffee
And I'll pour it in your jaw
In your big flesh drawer
[Outro]
Good morning
Good
@@intitledtoast5917 morning
Blondie: *Eyes and mouth become demonic*
Jack Stauber: O_o
it's more of a ಠ_ಠ
Blondie: OoO
Jack: 👁👄👁
0:43
Jawunleashed
⚫️⭕️⚫️
Or a
_ _
O o
-------
I've never seen Jack make that facial expression and I want more of it. (0:44)
The cutest face he has ever made
me too!!!!!!!
@@alemunnoz true
YES THANK YOU!
**mild confusion and suppressed horror**
0:44 I love Jack's face at the time
Trust me jack she’s a keeper
i love you for that 😂
Jack stauber: "Good morning Blondie!"
Blondie: *CLAY MOUTH ACTIVATED*
ahem--- *flesh drawer**
@@eefoof6544😂😂😂
@@eefoof6544 please don't tell me your profile name is about you because it ain't true.
Alternate Title: Jack Stauber Accidentally Puts Acid in His Coffee AGAIN
SHE'S DEAD AGAIN
id love to microdose on LSD and coffee with this guy. he seems like he'd be a generally fun person to be around.
(i'll bet he's too busy for any new folx though. gotta get that new content out there!)
"accidentally"
@@enterprisingbiosphere3933 well I guess you can he hasn't uploaded in 11 months
okay, theory:
mkay, so someone said that they thought this represented a toxic relationship, but I’m seeing it a bit differently. To start off-he’s putting more coffee into his cup, which I think represents effort, as the other person said. But, he also gives her that walnut or whatever it is and makes her eat it-she’s visibly grossed out, but it looks like she’s not trying to be rude by it. I believe it’s just the way I am, and the way my relationships have been that makes me see it this way - but, I’m seeing it as he’s putting too much effort, which is too thought out to the point of it being bad-as we see with the walnut, he’s trying to please her in ways she doesn’t enjoy.
anyways, that’s all I got.
Real theory:
He is saying good morning to his wife
Yes, women are always victims. The reason why she eats the walnut is because he’s eating up the fact her boyfriend won’t listen to his friend’s advice and thinks of it as “sweet”.
@@pancaqq4578 You know the “women are always victims” part makes me wonder if you’re just really stupid or being sarcastic
@@Lou-fb9ii Not all women are victims. Men can be victims. you got that all wrong why did you comment that. This comment is very stupid. I think you meant be stupid or sarcastic. 💀
@@Mari-eo3yi ikr
I describe jacks song as
-relaxing
-calming
-sometimes disturbing
-kinda creepy
-catchy
-Good
-the feeling someone is watching you
-amazing
I think jack’s fetish is puppets
Na, its teeth
Maybe...
*Clay puppet teeth?*
I think it’s teeth
He likes those pearly whites
exposed.
You know the vibe can get soo much better when you wake up early in the morning when it’s still dark and turn on a lamp to watch jack stauber with a coffee beside you.
I like how every Jack Stauber's song is basically "adult life things describe by a child"
exactly!
also kedamono
the mask dog
Girl: O O
O
Jack: * Visible confusion *
0:06 one of the sweetest parts, jack you look so innocent and I love it.
Ikr!
Go to 0:44
Yesss
Exactly he just so awkward and I love it. I just wanna give him a hug
#ProtectJack
The best part about this song is that Blondie has brown hair.
EDIT: What have I started in the comments lmao
No she doesn't this shade is called dark blonde I've had this discussion before. Seems like an american thing to categorize it as brown
Blondie's Mom: Blondie, what color's your hair?
Blondie: My hair is brown, mama!
rubby mc rub rub
it’s just light brown, ain’t too deep.
Ain’t something to get pissed of by.
She has dark brown roots sooo
rubby mc rub rub i thought it was dirty blonde😅
Just like billy
I appreciate how Jack Stauber makes his videos in 4:3 ratio. It's like watching yourself watching you have a fever dream in 1998.
I like how Jack is only slightly concerned about Blondie’s horrible deformities
Paz Acevedo blondie doesn’t have any, its just Jack’s world. In jack’s world everyone has a flesh drawer ☺️
I’m surprised he’s concerned at all tbh
0:44
At that moment Jack realized that he f-ked up
He looks like it's the fourth time and he's bored of demon in his house :T
Jacks like HOL UP
He's like; "wait"
*mild concern*
Jack: *Visible confusion*
Girl: OoO
Jack: hmm... I feel like something is wrong, but I can’t put my finger on it...
: D
>:O
That looks like the same clock from the Baby Hotline Music video.
My reaction:
Aww, yeeeeah!!
Awwwwww.
Ohhhh, nooooooo.....
Nooooo....
lmaooo sameee i was like damn so cute then it became nightmare
Slender Dog dude why
That's jack stauber baby
h o o d s i e
oh yeah yeah
Same xD
The best part of waking up is stauber in your cup.
Is*
@@turdy_water7646 huh?😎
@@JesusChrist-qw3zt you snide rat you edited the comment to conceal your mistake that I corrected for you
THANK YOU FOR THIS
@@turdy_water7646 I haven't the slightest idea what you mean turdy?
“Why can’t you just be normal?!”
Jack: *Incomprehensible high-pitched vocalizing*
0:44
this is us at that new video
Haha
accurate
Jack: ok I need you to stand still
Jacks girlfriend: why?
Jack: so I can use special effects to unhinge your jaw
Jacks girlfriend: *what*
Jack: *what*
Jack: ok I need you to stand still
Jacks girlfriend: why?
Jack: To use special affects to Unhinge your *FLESH DRAWER*
you’re acting like someone who knows jack stauber would be surprised by a premise like that
LOL
*what*
フ ァ ッ クあ な た を jack I thought we talked about this it’s a mouth
Your flesh drawer is looking mighty fine Rebecca
do you know her name?
How do u know who she is? She’s so pretty right, I’m acc jealous that he got to work with her or even date her
r/woooosh for everyone here.
My names Rebecca I’m spooked
Snacc Pacc 😂
Girl: "....Love you too, Jack"
Jack Stauber: I'm bored. Let's make a fun little video with no meaning behind it. *uploads content*
Jack Stauber fans: **TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE MEANING BEHIND THE VIDEO WITH THE HELP OF SATAN**
let us have fun with Satan interpreting this thing
@Michael Young no, i do know that many of his videos have meanings behind them but there are also some that dont. (Like the "take tooth" animation).
So i made a joke about his fans trying to figure out the meaning of a video although there most likely isnt one
@@herzen9857 why assume something has no meaning when it's far more fun to assume there is?
@@klein8697 everytime i make a fun littke joke, this happens. Gotta love the internet.
@@herzen9857 yeah, this god forsaken land is dope
If you like weirdcore, meet the king of weirdcore
She was like: >_>
And he was like:
Jack stauber > shaggy
Ashley M.
Oof, something i can agree with
I got one better so shaggy doesn't kill us. jack stauber = shaggy
@@jammy1232 👌 👌
SBSABQGSHBGWQSVGWVUSAOBUSHGWBGWQWVGOSVSGUSOUABVOHWUQVBOVASOUSVBUVOSVUOWWOHVWOGVWOVSUOVWHGVBWHVWUVBSUOBSUVBWBWVSOWVYHUSVSVOVSWVYWVWOVSWYOVSOUSVVSUSYVSVSSVSYSYSUYSVSOU that's just how I feel when I read that
Ashley M. He has ultimate power
That “Good Morning” was the most beautiful thing jack said in this music video ❤
Have you seen jack’s eyes they can just open up so wide and still look adorable
tha'ts *claymation* babey
Oof ikr
0:43
How my brain represented my mother’s face in the dark when I was young
the name _blondie_ reminds me of troom troom lmaoo
Hello, police? I'd like to report a felony.
Exactly why I clicked
HAHAHA YEAAAH
*We do not speak of them in this place, for it is forbidden*
Nice picture
0:44 the face reaction is perfection.
i am going to send this internet video to all of the females that i do know
this plan is a good plan to have. A good one. Yes. and Can I have permission to also use it too?
@@jbeutz796 yes of course and thank you for your trust
Joe On a Boat "females",who hurt you
@@JoeOnaBoat well i sure can get behind this plan. maybe ill do the same. this will make the women trust me, for sure. commendable plan, joe
Joe On a Boat I trust you
The blonde one is cute.
Yes, you know who I’m talking about.
They are the same lifeform
blonde is feminine so this doesn't really work lmao (blond is masculine) it's one of the few gendered english words which is pretty unlucky
Meeminator Did I stutter?
@@200mm that's it,from this point on imma response to any argument with "did I stutter?"
AeJP Yes
Jack has some really pretty girls in his videos
ye the flesh drawer was super attractive too
You know he clapping all the cheeks
He’s good at roping them in
@@Anime-dr9zf stank you, so smelly much
No, Jack IS the pretty girl
I called someone's jaw their "flesh drawer" in real life and they looked at me funny...then I realized how unlike a jaw it sounded
Idk it's similar in shape and somewhat in functionality but ofc it's better known for the vertical movement it can perform than the horizontal
Sometimes I wonder how Jack actually perceives reality. Is he trying to make an example of what he sees using claymation or does he just do it for fun?
The way she licks her envelopes bugs you?
Good reference boi
Thank you father.
HAH
Two Time sksksk
i'm out on the block again, so hopped up that i can't pretend
Blondie: *Wakes up*
Jack: Ah shizz here we go again
Loves how he calls your jaw a " big flesh drawer "
Jack: :)
Girl: ‘0'
Jack: '_'
_ _
● ●
-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@sidepende 😂😂😂
@@aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210 ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ xD
@@sidepende 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lyrics:
“Good morning, blondie
Rise and shine.
I’ll make you a cup of coffee, but I’ll pour more into mine...
Cus’ your face moves like a puppet and it doesn’t make sense!
I’ll put a wallnut ‘tween your teeth as a treat from my friends.
I’ll crush it down!
(Crack)
Your really movin’ now!
Your loves’ The best punch and Judy show in the whole east-cost!
Wake up from your baby dream
And tell me every little thing that you saw..
I’ll make you a cup of coffee,
And I’ll pour it in your jaw
In your big flesh-drawer
(Good morning)”
if I got anything wrong tell me. (:
It's your loves the best punch not the host:)
Olivia 13
thanks, fixed it
Finally I've found the lyrics :v thanks!
Can anyone tell me what this means
@@emmerdoodle8517 good morning
jack stauber will you marry me
Sure
What he said
*you cant marry a god, silly mortal*
subscribe, cowards this is my favorite reply
Pun incoming
Woah chill your beans there
0:43 This is how we feel Jack.
He’s so cute 😩💕👌💐
I forgot to add
she’s so pretty too 😩🌷❗️💐💝
True i mean look at how hot her mouth movements are (0:21)
Mecha Hitler as another straight guy I agree I’d smash him
He's hot-
you're from gachaverse so ur opinion is invalid
Epic joke
I just kind of love the face Jack is making when they wake up and Blondie looks at him and he just has a look of fear or distrust on his face. 😂❤️
POV: Your girlfriend is a shapeshifting eldritch horror from hell.
But you love her, anyways!
0:04 “Good morning Blondie!“
Jack, it’s like 2 o’clock bruh....
x JustNad x XD No, shut up, I’m feeling so attacked right now.......
I thought everyone woke up then... Strange
0:05 he literally said: 👀
"i am looking.... 👀"
look at the clock in the beginning
why is it 2AM
Why wouldn't it be 2 am
@@Mu-suh because its morning🤔
Maybe it's 2PM
Who wakes up at 2am?!?
@@darkblue6963 then it wouldn't be morningಠ_ʖಠ
I never interpreted this as a love song. It seems more like the blondie is stuck in an abusive relationship. He pours more coffee for himself, and also mentions something about her moving out, etc.
It says "you're really moving now", not "moving out"
My friends: OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIFYING
me: this is actually one of his nicer ones
My friends: O________________________O
And thats a facy
True, *so, so true*
Don’t show them Opal
@@unodospag7623 PLEASE
What... this is scary...? I’ve watched him too much...
whenever i see a new upload from you i immediately stop whatever i'm doing and watch lol. awesome as always
Every still from this video is its own art project
Jack looks like the chillest teacher at a college but also the one who gets mad at all the students love u bro no homo
How the fuck did you nail it that well?
He actually looks so adorable in this
Jack stauber is the weirdcore king
why is she so gorgeous? Literally doesnt get better than that
True makes you jellous of jack if that is or was truly his gf
@@rubbymcrubrub1369 Don't think it is, he's collaborated with a few women so far but she could be his gf of course
@@leiasart4610 We don't know one way or the other.
Simp
@@Videogamedonut17 I didnt say i would die for her after ive given her flowers and my paycheck. Im just not willfully ignorant to the fact.
I feel like these were made 20 years ago and are just being released now
how it feels to chew five gum:
This songs feels like that grogginess of a early Saturday morning where you have no work and you’re enjoying your first coffee cup as you smell the outdoor air from inside
0:44 me watching his vids😂😂
Exactly
I love the way he switches up and down octaves, gives his songs a unique feel, along with literally everything else.
Well, in some timezones, it's morning
For mine, it's night
saame 😂
I'll watch this again as soon as I wake up tho
Putting it as my alarm clock problem solved
Yeah, Jack lives in pittsburg so him uploading at this time is actually reasonable
I love 0:44
jack is js like…
*mild concern*
My therapist: Ahegao Jack isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Ahegao Jack: 0:35
Lmao
I hate you so much
_._. xD_
why
🥵
imagine waking up and seeing jack by your side
Needed
I’m not even lying when I say that Jack Stauber has successfully captured the essence of true love.
0:40 when you’re teacher says “this assignment is going to be fun” but then it’s a math test
*your
The first time is beautiful but when it gets a lot of time it gets weird thats why jack was so happy at the start but then he turned worried. Maybe the coffe means time, when you are with someone for a long time you start to see her/his negative things.
0:06 you call this happiness???
*Hes already seen the horror*
Everyone is saying that this song is about an abusive relationship but i think of it as that Jack sees the “problems” she has but he still accepts and loves her even with those flaws.
Sorry if that made no fucking sense i am way too high
0:44 Jack reacting to his own videos
😂
😂
😂
AAAAAAA
😂
Did he really just call a jaw a big flesh drawer? I really don’t think I can look at my body or reality the same way ever again.