Dave Portnoy Returns to Barstool HQ and Makes Employee Cry - Stool Scenes 221

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  • @jackwilliamson6865
    @jackwilliamson6865 5 років тому +1364

    “She’s trying to steal my thunder, yeah she got hit by a car but thats bananalands”😂😂😂

    • @jboylanvt
      @jboylanvt 5 років тому +31

      One boss is back, everybody knows the rules.

    • @lucidjackson8291
      @lucidjackson8291 5 років тому +20

      dave needs to fire hit by the car girl asap

    • @joeoilar3414
      @joeoilar3414 4 роки тому +1

      Heard that and was about to comment the same exact thing 😂😂😂

    • @soren633
      @soren633 4 роки тому +2

      I fucking died when I heard that

    • @timregan1005
      @timregan1005 3 роки тому +1

      Shes awful

  • @barbesque
    @barbesque 5 років тому +432

    Hank... you’re killing it. This was an incredible episode.

    • @iwanttobeonASF
      @iwanttobeonASF 5 років тому +3

      Brendan Ryder does he edit these now? Ik he films

    • @CIARUNSITE
      @CIARUNSITE 5 років тому +4

      Did he film a single thing? Sure doesn't sound like him and 100% wasnt for the price star part. Plus we're just back to different angles of pizza reviews and radio segments. 4.8/10.

    • @barbesque
      @barbesque 5 років тому +17

      BeaterWRX filming individual segments is a small part of producing an entire show based off what 4+ different people film. The flow, storyline, music, edits, and cadence of the entire show I believe is all credit to Hank, who took over from YP recently. Hank caught a lot of shit in the first couple episodes but he has definitely found his way and stool scenes is at its peak because of his work. He deserves the credit and praise.

    • @iwanttobeonASF
      @iwanttobeonASF 5 років тому +5

      Brendan Ryder yeah idk what that other guy is talking about 😂😂😂 love the recent episodes 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @MrTrainwreck420
      @MrTrainwreck420 5 років тому +2

      iwanttobeonASF you got it backwards he doesnt film he edits

  • @drewstaples9648
    @drewstaples9648 5 років тому +180

    Man Dave is really the content king and there is an obvious reason why he is El Pres. Watching him at the end with Riggs is amazing.

    • @danielnygard
      @danielnygard 5 років тому +2

      Riggs one second away from crying the whole segment there

    • @danielnygard
      @danielnygard 5 років тому

      TheOSH170 nah I cant stand riggs and his fucking ugly golf swing

    • @lewiyonas3255
      @lewiyonas3255 3 роки тому

      @@danielnygard why are you stuck on something so meaningless fuckin donut

  • @ScopeAintForMe
    @ScopeAintForMe 5 років тому +265

    Good for Riggs you can tell he’s a good dude who probably got way too much shit for something out of his control. That’s awesome, glad surgery went well.

    • @222333aaaaaa
      @222333aaaaaa 5 років тому +2

      What? Riggs is an elitist, talentless scumbag

    • @bandymunk
      @bandymunk 5 років тому +21

      222333aaaaaa loL nobody agrees with u

    • @222333aaaaaa
      @222333aaaaaa 5 років тому +2

      Bandy i guess not.. when did the Stoolies did a 180 on Riggs? Last summer he was getting absolutely bodied by Whitney.

  • @BlueDevilsFreak42
    @BlueDevilsFreak42 5 років тому +60

    "I think they're still off." haha what a punch to the gut for Riggs

  • @mexicanongames5275
    @mexicanongames5275 5 років тому +384

    Im still traumatized by watching that beer drop on the ground in front of stone cold.

    • @CookiesTaken
      @CookiesTaken 5 років тому +8

      MexicanOnGames he had one job in front of Steve. Everyone knows he let him down.

    • @benancona3242
      @benancona3242 5 років тому +1

      Reminded me of Brady dropping that pass vs the Falcons

    • @mexicanongames5275
      @mexicanongames5275 5 років тому +7

      Ben Ancona A stone cold stunner would have been fair after this fumble. No lie

    • @BurnedSpace
      @BurnedSpace 5 років тому

      not to mention spilling it all over steve

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 Рік тому

      Embarrassing

  • @XxJCOproductionsxX
    @XxJCOproductionsxX 3 роки тому +21

    “I think they’re still off” had me absolutely dying hahah

  • @andrewscrivo2459
    @andrewscrivo2459 5 років тому +267

    Omg it just hit me , he is Michael Scott , Liz stealing thunder just like Dwight’s concussion stealing thunder from michaels burnt foot

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 5 років тому +6

      or kevin's cancer on his birthday

    • @goasupreme4804
      @goasupreme4804 5 років тому +7

      Michael Scott goes to Sbarro at one point
      Dave reviews Sbarro today

    • @andrewscrivo2459
      @andrewscrivo2459 5 років тому +1

      Goa supreme I know I watched it before n still didn’t put it together when he even mentioned it but it all came together w the Liz comment

    • @06rtm
      @06rtm 5 років тому +4

      Dave is obsessed with the office. This whole show is inspired by the office

    • @KeaneSmith
      @KeaneSmith 5 років тому +2

      What a Liz thing to say

  • @piedrostone4246
    @piedrostone4246 3 роки тому +25

    🤣 “Sometimes I get overwhelmed and I don’t get things done”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    He’s lucky to have any job.

  • @Alreadytaken1234
    @Alreadytaken1234 5 років тому +102

    The Riggs segment is priceless. Dave is at a lost of words for once.

  • @henrycrew3128
    @henrycrew3128 5 років тому +5

    The Stone Cold edit was the best thing that I have ever seen; cinematic genius

  • @DavidGonzalez-ue2qz
    @DavidGonzalez-ue2qz 4 роки тому +10

    Binge watching stool scenes during corona made me a hardcore stoolie haha would love to work for them cause the environment is just great 💪🏼

  • @bryce2124
    @bryce2124 5 років тому +25

    KB is one of my favorite barstool employees I just wish he would relax and be himself a little more when he’s on camera cause it would take his value through the roof

    • @SaydeeEnward
      @SaydeeEnward 2 роки тому

      Is KB a Slav of some sort? Our restaurant just hired a new busser kid who is probably 18ish and he reminds me of KB (I don't know a ton about him but have seen a decent amount of him in content). Mother fucker showed up on day 1, fucking things up left and right but with full confidence (usually busser kids are shy as hell and timid). Doesn't say a word to anybody, just helps out where he can and disregards mistakes made. Dude grabbed a loaf of bread and ate it like a candy bar one day. Pisses the bartenders by eating a handful of olives or strawberries or cherries every time he walks past it. Twirling a server tray at 100 rpm every step he takes. Still doesn't say anything to anyone. I walked past as he grabbed a stick of butter to reload the lobster butter warming tray. He kept walking with it though and went to the back, grabbed a spoon, and ate it like a gentleman. For some reason now I think the reason I thought he seemed not completely alien is because KB sort of blazed the trail

  • @FantasyTeamAdvisors
    @FantasyTeamAdvisors 5 років тому +57

    The cutting of the voices and just hearing the ASMR breathing gets.me.every.time.

  • @om7303
    @om7303 5 років тому +501

    Frankie's gone. End of an era.

    • @charleswortz
      @charleswortz 5 років тому +53

      oM One day, Dave said his last “Alright Frankie” and didn’t know it was his last.

    • @jtbollinger3899
      @jtbollinger3899 5 років тому +2

      What happened to Frankie?

    • @jtbollinger3899
      @jtbollinger3899 5 років тому +2

      Nvm. I kept watching the vid lol

    • @mar.c1
      @mar.c1 4 роки тому

      @@jtbollinger3899 I dont have enough patience. What happened to frankie?

    • @jtbollinger3899
      @jtbollinger3899 4 роки тому +4

      @@mar.c1 he was leaving barstool for a better job offer but has since still been there . so , im assuming Dave matched his competitor to keep Frankie

  • @juanvillagrana2762
    @juanvillagrana2762 5 років тому +76

    She said “do you guys have girl friends” and the look KFC MADE WAS PRICELESS

  • @michaelschmidek9466
    @michaelschmidek9466 5 років тому +19

    KFC’s face when Whitney asked “do you guys have girlfriends”

  • @harrisonwegner4663
    @harrisonwegner4663 4 роки тому +93

    Imagine if he fired Dana, the zillion beer brand would have never happened

  • @stannisburns1974
    @stannisburns1974 5 років тому +7

    I love how Dave is trying to get as many shots as he can in before the eye gets straight, but if that eye isn’t perfectly straight, dave will never let him live that down

  • @mattpritzl4669
    @mattpritzl4669 5 років тому +9

    Hearing Mush say “Thomas Brandon Walker” is so funny

  • @calebwhittington1960
    @calebwhittington1960 4 роки тому +56

    Portnoy reminds me of that one coach we all had in highschool that treated the team like the navy seals.

    • @ohhellno4934
      @ohhellno4934 3 роки тому +5

      But made the team into better players

    • @JackieChanFan1
      @JackieChanFan1 2 роки тому

      In the great words of JK Simmons in Whiplash “The worst thing you can say to a student is good job”.. I’m paraphrasing

    • @unclebobboomergames
      @unclebobboomergames 2 роки тому

      He reminds me of the track coach that makes his students listen to boy george while they train

  • @hunterhowell7668
    @hunterhowell7668 5 років тому +47

    16:10 Tough play for KFC

  • @premierproperties4894
    @premierproperties4894 5 років тому +3

    What an episode..better every week

  • @illmuskyhunter3313
    @illmuskyhunter3313 5 років тому +6

    The feeling Riggs had talking to press after surgery is the same feeling I had golfing in front of him at Thunderhawk golf course

  • @erics8524
    @erics8524 5 років тому +26

    The main focus point on the next hire is the guy has to be named Frankie. Priority #1

  • @Billyblueheart
    @Billyblueheart 3 роки тому +3

    Love Barstool and everything they do. But damn. I would probably hate working there.

  • @jiggy3337
    @jiggy3337 5 років тому +79

    Dave give donnie more of an Outlet to make content

    • @harrycolvin1195
      @harrycolvin1195 5 років тому +9

      and promote it. if Donnie's travel shit got the promotion that Barstool Outdoors gets (no hate i love barstool outdoors) it would generate a lot of views on youtube

  • @Tyler-yz7uw
    @Tyler-yz7uw 5 років тому +17

    dave owns so much real estate in his head he uncrossed his eyes

  • @MrRyanmitchell123456
    @MrRyanmitchell123456 3 роки тому +3

    If they would have cut to Dave saying “Riggs fucking uncrossed me” legendary 😂

  • @Colts4thewin
    @Colts4thewin 5 років тому +8

    I had to pause halfway through. IT’S MIZZOU, NEVER MISSOU

  • @TheChillje
    @TheChillje 3 роки тому +10

    Why do I feel bad about the guy who got corrective eye surgery?! Dave, you better never fire that guy!

  • @christopherrepmann5469
    @christopherrepmann5469 Рік тому +1

    Lol they weren’t even crossed it was just a lazy eye 😂😂😂😂

  • @noobkilla69
    @noobkilla69 5 років тому +9

    The stone cold edit literally had me crying

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 5 років тому +13

    Stone Cold seems like a really cool dude.

  • @meganmarie4050
    @meganmarie4050 5 років тому +64

    How on earth did Smitty’s engagement and Nate as his potential best man not make it in?

    • @222333aaaaaa
      @222333aaaaaa 5 років тому +1

      Bc nobody cares abt their personal lives. Certainly not the lives of Smitty or Nate, anyway. Unless theyre getting pied in face

    • @johnboychuk1467
      @johnboychuk1467 5 років тому +3

      @@222333aaaaaa if nobody cares Dave wouldn't be offering so much $ for it to happen

  • @nikkistixx9750
    @nikkistixx9750 3 роки тому +1

    Frankie cannot be replaced behind that camera. It’ll never be the same.

  • @henry.
    @henry. 5 років тому +117

    chef donny should be daves guy

  • @beaudaniel1370
    @beaudaniel1370 5 років тому +35

    Mush ran a 4.79!!!! I'd lose that bet had I made it

  • @9jayyoung
    @9jayyoung 5 років тому +2

    BEST SERIES ON UA-cam

  • @dallindurrant7486
    @dallindurrant7486 4 роки тому +2

    Prez: *compares being his assistant to joining the marines*
    Me: 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @horntj77
    @horntj77 5 років тому +6

    Whitney asking if KFC and Feits have gf’s, then KFC immediately deferring to Feits. Lol

  • @blackbeard9981
    @blackbeard9981 Рік тому

    Dave dropping that Beer then PICKIBG IT UP AND PROCEEDS TO GET BEER ALL OVER THE RATTLE SNAKE WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVD EVER SEEN 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @strizzlestatus
    @strizzlestatus 5 років тому +9

    I'm at a loss - Prez was damn near speechless.

  • @diehardoutdoors
    @diehardoutdoors 2 роки тому +1

    31:04 I cryed laughing when he said if anyone else thinking of surgeries let me know lol

  • @Booma151676
    @Booma151676 5 років тому +10

    Too many Starbucks cups in that office, Dunks is gonna be pissed

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 5 років тому

      Well they are probably a bunch of starCUCKs sjws in there

  • @gregorychandonnet3451
    @gregorychandonnet3451 5 років тому +2

    Honestly best pardon my take cut to date

  • @vipset87
    @vipset87 4 роки тому +3

    respect for dave keeping it one take with the beers after he dropped one. a lot of people would have another take so you dont see the fumble

  • @benallen5751
    @benallen5751 5 років тому +30

    This is real life The Office lolol

  • @Liverpool11LFC
    @Liverpool11LFC 3 роки тому

    These videos are great watching them all day long

  • @PotBellyPanda
    @PotBellyPanda 4 роки тому +4

    Not gonna lie, Donnie is the gateway drug to Barstool's many different flavors. I've become addicted to your videos. My God what content. BTW, respect with your transparency of how things are handled at the office, wish you greater success this year!

  • @vanizamer
    @vanizamer 5 років тому +2

    Editing guy killed it here

  • @shanepresley123
    @shanepresley123 5 років тому

    The cut to Dave saying "Riggs uncrossed his fucking eyes" is great.

  • @BBishop27
    @BBishop27 3 роки тому

    Dude said keep your fingers crossed. NO NOTHING CROSSED!!👀

  • @xMadz10
    @xMadz10 5 років тому +37

    no frankie can not leave pizza review give him a raise so he stays

  • @elliotthale8906
    @elliotthale8906 5 років тому +3

    That Stone Cold montage had me dying.

  • @mschriber88
    @mschriber88 Рік тому +2

    Man I sure miss stool scenes like this

    • @desertation
      @desertation Рік тому

      buckle up brother, once big cat leaves with a bunch of people to chicago its gonna get really dark

    • @mschriber88
      @mschriber88 Рік тому

      @desertation hopefully the barstool Chicago stool scenes will step up and become the prime one for the week. Also If Rudy and John rich go to Chicago then a majority of rundowns and stool scenes clips will be coming from there now instead of NY

    • @desertation
      @desertation Рік тому

      @@mschriber88 rudy is going for sure so ur probably right

  • @cristiancarceller417
    @cristiancarceller417 4 роки тому +1

    the start of it all. boxes galore!!!!

  • @Radiant26
    @Radiant26 5 років тому +2

    Prez holding Chernin hostage is gonna be golden.

  • @matthaverstock5226
    @matthaverstock5226 5 років тому +3

    Spittin Chiclets segments are always the best part of Stool Scenes

  • @ChadLightning
    @ChadLightning 5 років тому +3

    All ad reads should be Barstool employees trying to a Mush impression.

  • @_Drewski2
    @_Drewski2 5 років тому +4

    Shes trying to steal my thunder but the boss is back 🤣🤣

  • @waynelambert2882
    @waynelambert2882 5 років тому +64

    I wanted to see KFC's answer to " Are you in a relationship"?

    • @sgown3d
      @sgown3d 5 років тому +10

      Holy fuck his face

    • @juanvillagrana2762
      @juanvillagrana2762 5 років тому +1

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that 😭😭😭

  • @07coco
    @07coco 5 років тому +19

    Riggs needs to be careful playing God

  • @zackkarcher2608
    @zackkarcher2608 5 років тому +8

    KFCs face when asked if he had a girlfriend

    • @jamescameron204
      @jamescameron204 5 років тому

      Zack Karcher Timestamp!! The whole clip is like a half hr long..

  • @chidzo
    @chidzo 5 років тому +25

    Slackers are sweating hard this week.

  • @erichoskinson2567
    @erichoskinson2567 5 років тому +1

    How cool of a dude is Steve Austin he gets covered in beer and is still smiling and don't give a fuck....I bet he's one fun dude to hang out with

  • @danielk8626
    @danielk8626 5 років тому +6

    Nate, maybe look at Riggs and try saying something kind.

  • @coreyproffitt6578
    @coreyproffitt6578 5 років тому +10

    Hank absolutely killing it again. Also as much as I think it’s uncomfortable, the gasp/breathing portions of these always make me laugh.

  • @thor4224
    @thor4224 4 роки тому +4

    Dave definitely has a puchable face but its obvious if you stand your ground with him he'll respect you and fire you at the same time

  • @LindseyReneeBell
    @LindseyReneeBell 5 років тому +1

    How is this even real hahah this is the most entertaining show in UA-cam

  • @tribeard5424
    @tribeard5424 4 роки тому +10

    Ria's aging faster than Dave's coke addiction

  • @camerondouglas2995
    @camerondouglas2995 5 років тому +1

    The look on KFCs face when Whitney Cummings asks if they are in relationships is something else

  • @griffinroberts9706
    @griffinroberts9706 5 років тому +1

    u just gotta love this office

  • @brothrmoe
    @brothrmoe 2 роки тому

    The real definition of THE OFFICE.

  • @rileyxbell
    @rileyxbell 4 роки тому +2

    10:10 that interview had me dying wtf LMAO

  • @goodollotw7904
    @goodollotw7904 3 роки тому +1

    Weird nose breathing montage was fuckin gold. New platform for interviews across the board. Get it done!

  • @andreasvlahakis32
    @andreasvlahakis32 5 років тому +1

    best edit ever for the page

  • @newbtuber3343
    @newbtuber3343 5 років тому +1

    What a great week at barstool 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @mattasaurusrex55
    @mattasaurusrex55 5 років тому +1

    that muchdank stonecold interview was fire

  • @Nrich1112
    @Nrich1112 5 років тому +6

    congrats Riggs

  • @GeorgeOfAIITrades
    @GeorgeOfAIITrades 4 роки тому +15

    "Crocs Kid" is now fckjoshy and was the guy who got in hot water during the coronavirus pandemic for dumping a bunch of milk and cereal on the NYC subway

  • @th4ton3guy
    @th4ton3guy 5 років тому +3

    all-time episode lmao

  • @watchjaredwork1487
    @watchjaredwork1487 4 роки тому +5

    Portnoy did not just compare being his assistant to being a Marine 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 5 років тому +2

    Riggs got surgery to fix his cross eye and is still cross eyed...😂

  • @gafchrist
    @gafchrist 2 роки тому

    i swear this is better than the office

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski 4 роки тому +5

    I'm older than Marty but I feel like he's a friend of my Dad's.

  • @jamaicangirl2000
    @jamaicangirl2000 5 років тому +2

    Riggs eyes are straight now. Congrats Riggs!

  • @birduh32109
    @birduh32109 5 років тому +19

    I was kinda feeling down but finding out Liz got hit by a car changed everything...

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig Рік тому

    I love watching Bro's being Bro's

  • @slowpoison7008
    @slowpoison7008 5 років тому +2

    Riggs still looks like cousin Eddy from Vegas vacation....

  • @cortbordner3631
    @cortbordner3631 3 роки тому

    The Croc Kid after the interview broke my heart.

  • @partylikeapatriot6751
    @partylikeapatriot6751 5 років тому +6

    Love the look on KFC's face when Whitney asked if they had girlfriends. If their podcast was somewhat tolerable to listen to I'd probably tune in for the answer

  • @marksheehy6806
    @marksheehy6806 3 роки тому

    loving the Foggy Dew at 17:15

  • @spencercarroll8886
    @spencercarroll8886 5 років тому +1

    Perfect execution on the wasted edit

  • @OkieAllDay
    @OkieAllDay 5 років тому +9

    On a side note... Missouri sucks. Couldn't cut it in the Big 12 and can't cut in the SEC... that being said, I would take them back to the Big 12 if they ever felt so inclined

  • @brandongreen3136
    @brandongreen3136 5 років тому +1

    I love stool scenes

  • @JHusker13
    @JHusker13 5 років тому +4

    "Missou" lmao

  • @richman3424
    @richman3424 5 років тому +13

    29:02 man that one on the right is the one i always thought was fucked up.... That left one is dead straight now but who else see that right one kicking off all googlie eyed still

  • @bdog-it4701
    @bdog-it4701 5 років тому +37

    So, Feits says he has a girlfriend, but ends up with YP...totally straight...

  • @MrDidzz
    @MrDidzz 4 роки тому

    "Riggs' un-crossed his fucking eyes" hahahaha