@@hunterhornady4219 you must have pretty low self esteem to be embarrassed at something as insignificant as that. Dont project your insecurities onto other people my man.
31:30 I don’t know who Gene’s Guy is, but I have to wonder if he is racist or that’s just Branden being woke. He said Mason Rudolph said something racist to Garrett(with no evidence), said everyone at Texas A&M is racist and Rudolph has a racist hair cut. He seems like that guy who says everything he doesn’t like is racist.
I love how Dave goes from yelling, hangs up on him then talks normal, then calls him back screaming again LOL. I love Dave. He might be a ball buster but i would love him as my boss. He would make me a better person no doubt.
Dave wouldn’t have to have meltdowns if he fired people. When you know you’re not getting fired no way an early 20 something who’s never had a real job is taking you serious ever.
I think Dave's extremely patient to have not fired him yet I think hes doin the kid a favor trying to teach em instead of jst finding someone who knows what their doing
The conversation between Dave and Dylan at the end is legendary. Say what you want, but Dave is extremely socially aware, and has a concise way of nailing exactly what is going on between people.
I’ve met many Dylan’s, he is calm, relaxed and does fuck all lol. Realistically Dave needs to fire him, replace him with a capable person ASAP. I have fired 4 Dylan equivalents, they need hand holding forever. It’s not feasible.
First rough n rowdy ive watched. It was great, but advertise it a bit more on stool scenes next time and the start time. I had no idea it was even going on. I got to it late
Dylan “Sad Eyes” is just an absolute gem.
Dave laughing with him after screaming at him is great. He's a great boss lol
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT LMFAO I LOVE HOW IT INSTANTLY CUT TO DYLAN AND HIS SAD EYES 🤣🤣
One coke withdrawal freak out everyone knows the rules
I’m dead dwag😂
@@hyenasfan2668 That is false
Pepsi
@@hyenasfan2668 thanks Pablo Escobar
Mike moodswings
Dave’s shit eating grin while watching him berate Dylan while wearing a “Positive Vibes Only” shirt is great
New guy seems too nice for Barstool
Blonde dudes are the "Master race,"... How does El Pres not know this?
I hate how stoolies think they are so fkn hard. Y'all wear pink shorts and drink white claws. Chill the fuck out
He'll drift towards the dark side, he does seem like hes from utah though.
@@lukeut8680 I was watching Empire Strikes Back😲.
I revisit this every 6 months or so to bring joy to my life
LOVE the Dylan interviews mixed into all of the screaming. Genius.
Dave’s pharmacist must be withholding his addy prescription
Nah his doc switched him to xanax after a bad anxiety attack at the grocery store
One nose drip, everyone knows what it's really from. ❄️
“He’s like a liability in the wild”. Greatest line of 2019.
That’s one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard
@@Zmantheburger i laughed hard asf when he said that " we cant get rid of him now"
Dave is a human version of Mark Zuckerberg.
Frat version
Underrated
lolol
Dylan's answers are exactly what a professional sports guy says after every bad loss to the media
Best thing I've seen all day
Pres rolling around Frankie driving whiping his running nose and sniffing screaming at people, like a guy who just tooted a 8 ball.
At the end I can tell Dave takes no greater joy than watching himself on camera
Stu’s “SHE CHANGED HER HAIR” 😂😂
Frankie annoys me hes throwing wood on the fire by talking to dave about it more, then he laughs and says he’s been through it such a sly dude 🤔
Never trusted Frankie. Snake in the weeds
Londer G dont worry frankie is now on the foreplay podcast
Or knowing where content proves to be juicy.
Frankie just wants to keep Dave away from him and mad at others. And he’s a snake
He Dave’s bitch. What do you expect. He’s a yes man. He’s a follower. And one ugly sob. Can’t trust him. He just looks shady
Can you start putting time stamps in the description?
Nick Smyrnios no their UA-cam content is shit radio pays too much
I am a HUGE fan of Dylan Sad Eyes!
“don’t talk to these people” BW to his kids 😂😂
Most entertaining one in a whileee
"I’m gonna get arrested by PETA for animal abuse" that’s ruthless 😂
Dave is the new Ari Gold.
No one is ari gold
Don’t disrespect ari
YESS!!! 😂😂😂
Kevin Poulin Ari Gold is a fictional based on Ari Emmanuel the CEO of William Morris Endeavor
He's jewish enough
Problem about making content aimed towards college kids and recent grads is that you have to hire college kids and recent grads
Not sure that there audience is limited to that. I know a lot of stoolies who dont fit tat criteria, myself included.
@@rebel107 same
MEN OF TROY how old does someone have to be to be embarrassed of calling themselves a stoolie? Spend some time with your kids dude Hahahaha
@@hunterhornady4219 you must have pretty low self esteem to be embarrassed at something as insignificant as that. Dont project your insecurities onto other people my man.
@@rebel107 health and happiness to you kemosabi.
Dylan makes Brett look like a genius
“When he hits you, you stay hit” 😂 😂
Dave doesnt even sound mean, he sounds like a disappointed dad
One of the best stool scenes EVER!!!
"It's like you and I are back in Milton by ourselves"... This line nearly killed me. Ah fuck, ty. One of the best Stool Scenes in months.
31:30
I don’t know who Gene’s Guy is, but I have to wonder if he is racist or that’s just Branden being woke.
He said Mason Rudolph said something racist to Garrett(with no evidence), said everyone at Texas A&M is racist and Rudolph has a racist hair cut.
He seems like that guy who says everything he doesn’t like is racist.
Travis Turmon(so?). Wore jeans at a RnR.
Christian Kersey how the fuck do you misspell (sp)
I thought the same thing, although it’s jeans guy
One gambling addiction., everybody knows the rules
GET CHARLIE ZELENOF ON RNR
Undefeated 151-0
Charlie showed up to fight wilder. This proves that he’s absolutely delusional.
Guy is schizophrenic, yall nigas dont get that, niga is legit crazy aight, but would be good content neevrtheless
Hey Dave, very classy move with the "I'm so shook " girl at about the 4:50 mark, arm around, hand high, no touching. Pure Keanu, good play.
Dave temper tantrum lasts until 13:01 if you want to skip ahead
thx only reason i'm scrolling through this cesspool.
Coleman1922 thank you
Respect from Canada !! An honest attempt at singing the anthem properly. Cant ask for more than that.
Every time I think I'm having a bad day at work, I watch this video and remember life could be worse if I was Dylan "Sad Eyes".
Dave misses Brett and sad eyes Dylan has replaced him in Dave’s brain
new frankie taking it like an absolute man
This sh$t is hilarious but im just wonder how dave doesn't have a hostel work environment suit against barstool lmao
That smudge on the camera is making me very unhappy
I love how Dave goes from yelling, hangs up on him then talks normal, then calls him back screaming again LOL. I love Dave. He might be a ball buster but i would love him as my boss. He would make me a better person no doubt.
Dave wouldn’t have to have meltdowns if he fired people. When you know you’re not getting fired no way an early 20 something who’s never had a real job is taking you serious ever.
Agreed. He should have already been looking for a replacement before it escalated to this point.
Best intro yet
That 70s show taught me the Canadian National Anthem
14:52 best part of the whole episode. I love b walker, his kids being hilarious is theeee best lol!
Sad eyes bit GOLD
Jeans Guy said after that fight "I don't gotta get undressed to whoop someone's ass" That's a badass dude lol.
One yell, everyone loses their cool.
watching prez watch himself rant is the highlight of this video
you know when carrabis and frankie went head to head couple weeks ago? i'm starting to agree more and more what the rocket said about frankie.
Frankie is a yes man. Dave’s bitch
"Yeah I've had a couple days where I've just been in his cross fires"
This guy Dylan is either shook or just a straight brick.
One stress induced heart attack, everyone knows the rules.
BRUH I geeked when Frankie was like its time to eat some pizza
Just got done a long day of song writing time to get down and chill out with the bong to some Davy Portnoyz here we go!
5Peacepoet same
36:14 "can i bring you food?" 😂 😂
Best part of the video haha!
I think Dave's extremely patient to have not fired him yet I think hes doin the kid a favor trying to teach em instead of jst finding someone who knows what their doing
Dylan constantly seems on the verge of tears. I really hope he quits- way too nice
Did he quit?
HAHAHAHA Dave handles shit so well, that when he pops you KNOW its serious
Big time sound bytes from this episode.
WHAT ELSE?!?!?!?
More! MOREEE!!!
The conversation between Dave and Dylan at the end is legendary.
Say what you want, but Dave is extremely socially aware, and has a concise way of nailing exactly what is going on between people.
Stu comes in and kisses everyone 😂😂
Best episode so far
Solid stool scenes boys
Omfg if this isn’t micheal and toby from the office 😂
Dave genuinely sounded like a little kid "more, more, more"
And to think Dylan is getting the job recommendation from Dave now
6:55 & 7:06 brought me immense joy today
"OMG you didn't just say that"
"Who caaaaarrreeesss"
Portnoy Profound
😂 😂
that whole thing with dave blasting spider and then right after apologizes hahaha
"Dave Portnoy *reasonably* screams at new employee"
I’ve met many Dylan’s, he is calm, relaxed and does fuck all lol. Realistically Dave needs to fire him, replace him with a capable person ASAP. I have fired 4 Dylan equivalents, they need hand holding forever. It’s not feasible.
Rone is such a character lol what a gem
Need McAfee and Bill Burr back on the next one
tPardoe I mean, Pat would likely not appear on any barstool media seeing as he left Barstool like a year ago
Johnny Bolt he said he’d still do rnr when he left so I’m still holding out hope haha
@@TheM16NdPregnant he did an RNR after he left I'm pretty sure but it might have been right before he left
Give Stu a monacle so he can complete his Penguin outfit ... then summon Batman to beat his ass ...
I love Frankie but he's such a yes man
Learning the Canadian anthem I'm here all day for!! Not to bad!
Dave "my nose is running" Portnoy
“Positive Vibes Only”
First rough n rowdy ive watched. It was great, but advertise it a bit more on stool scenes next time and the start time. I had no idea it was even going on. I got to it late
Big cat is pure happiness in a person
Dave while watching himself yell at sad eyes--
...holy shit, I'm my dad (internally)
36:14
Poor Spider🤣
WHAT ELSE?!?!??
The DENNIS system love that sound byte
That one guy who said “fuck Joey slowgano” to big cat 🤣🤣🤣
Who has heart like prez? He loves Dylan. Dylan should be grateful.
Owen in the crowd chillin 24:40 lol
he needs to yell at other people like that in the barstool sports building.
if stu is genuinely like that off camera that’s so funny
Great episode guys
Double fisting bud lights in a Pats shirt singing the national anthem 💪💪💪
Stool scenes so underrated haha
Dave’s right here. I’ve been looking for this content and it wasn’t there
Dave is really coked out in this episode. POST IT
I could watch a full stool scenes episode of pres yelling at people on the phone
39:31 give a raise to this persons idea for content
We are now watching videos of Stooliers watching videos of themselves. We have simultaneously come full circle, and hit the bottom.
Shoutout Cintas uniform company !!!3:05
Jesus this is Elpres Gold! Dude is melting the phone
“harriett Tubman begins those punches” LMAO
the way dave watches the video and mouths every word im dead that shit is so funny
Dave is right though Pick Em only has 5K followers on Twitter. It should have way more
Barstool has been reppin’ Cintas lately
HEY!!! GET THAT BLACK SPOT ON THE LENS!!! Good stuff.