Dave Portnoy Screams At New Employee - Stool Scenes 236.5

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  • @Sam-ln1ji
    @Sam-ln1ji 5 років тому +396

    Dylan “Sad Eyes” is just an absolute gem.

    • @MOON_KID
      @MOON_KID 5 років тому +18

      Dave laughing with him after screaming at him is great. He's a great boss lol

    • @jayro1509
      @jayro1509 3 роки тому +1

      I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT LMFAO I LOVE HOW IT INSTANTLY CUT TO DYLAN AND HIS SAD EYES 🤣🤣

  • @bbos1219
    @bbos1219 5 років тому +723

    One coke withdrawal freak out everyone knows the rules

    • @aidenbracken
      @aidenbracken 5 років тому

      I’m dead dwag😂

    • @geop3309
      @geop3309 5 років тому +28

      @@hyenasfan2668 That is false

    • @k202007si
      @k202007si 5 років тому +1

      Pepsi

    • @bbos1219
      @bbos1219 5 років тому +9

      @@hyenasfan2668 thanks Pablo Escobar

    • @ceb11even56
      @ceb11even56 5 років тому +1

      Mike moodswings

  • @ryandriver9478
    @ryandriver9478 5 років тому +137

    Dave’s shit eating grin while watching him berate Dylan while wearing a “Positive Vibes Only” shirt is great

  • @bradleysalgat7273
    @bradleysalgat7273 5 років тому +313

    New guy seems too nice for Barstool

    • @dukenudibranch6414
      @dukenudibranch6414 5 років тому +2

      Blonde dudes are the "Master race,"... How does El Pres not know this?

    • @amaim23
      @amaim23 5 років тому +68

      I hate how stoolies think they are so fkn hard. Y'all wear pink shorts and drink white claws. Chill the fuck out

    • @lukeut8680
      @lukeut8680 5 років тому +1

      He'll drift towards the dark side, he does seem like hes from utah though.

    • @dukenudibranch6414
      @dukenudibranch6414 5 років тому

      @@lukeut8680 I was watching Empire Strikes Back😲.

  • @noahneon
    @noahneon 2 роки тому +10

    I revisit this every 6 months or so to bring joy to my life

  • @davidwilch6509
    @davidwilch6509 5 років тому +33

    LOVE the Dylan interviews mixed into all of the screaming. Genius.

  • @cooperwinslow7999
    @cooperwinslow7999 5 років тому +220

    Dave’s pharmacist must be withholding his addy prescription

    • @briztevan
      @briztevan 5 років тому +4

      Nah his doc switched him to xanax after a bad anxiety attack at the grocery store

  • @dillonr2610
    @dillonr2610 5 років тому +132

    One nose drip, everyone knows what it's really from. ❄️

  • @bretbatterton2511
    @bretbatterton2511 5 років тому +23

    “He’s like a liability in the wild”. Greatest line of 2019.

    • @Zmantheburger
      @Zmantheburger 5 років тому

      That’s one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard

    • @joshjaskowski8300
      @joshjaskowski8300 4 роки тому

      @@Zmantheburger i laughed hard asf when he said that " we cant get rid of him now"

  • @momentary_
    @momentary_ 5 років тому +135

    Dave is a human version of Mark Zuckerberg.

  • @michaelaneser2066
    @michaelaneser2066 5 років тому +24

    Dylan's answers are exactly what a professional sports guy says after every bad loss to the media

  • @aegontargaryen573
    @aegontargaryen573 5 років тому +109

    Pres rolling around Frankie driving whiping his running nose and sniffing screaming at people, like a guy who just tooted a 8 ball.

  • @dudeguy8192
    @dudeguy8192 5 років тому +32

    At the end I can tell Dave takes no greater joy than watching himself on camera

  • @TyMeyShoes
    @TyMeyShoes 5 років тому +61

    Stu’s “SHE CHANGED HER HAIR” 😂😂

  • @londerg1307
    @londerg1307 5 років тому +112

    Frankie annoys me hes throwing wood on the fire by talking to dave about it more, then he laughs and says he’s been through it such a sly dude 🤔

    • @mcr2124
      @mcr2124 5 років тому +29

      Never trusted Frankie. Snake in the weeds

    • @LadyB_miniatures
      @LadyB_miniatures 5 років тому +1

      Londer G dont worry frankie is now on the foreplay podcast

    • @paintervlogs8597
      @paintervlogs8597 5 років тому

      Or knowing where content proves to be juicy.

    • @TheM16NdPregnant
      @TheM16NdPregnant 5 років тому +5

      Frankie just wants to keep Dave away from him and mad at others. And he’s a snake

    • @chad_garrison1991
      @chad_garrison1991 5 років тому +3

      He Dave’s bitch. What do you expect. He’s a yes man. He’s a follower. And one ugly sob. Can’t trust him. He just looks shady

  • @OnstageMix86
    @OnstageMix86 5 років тому +74

    Can you start putting time stamps in the description?

    • @tylerbrown8486
      @tylerbrown8486 5 років тому +1

      Nick Smyrnios no their UA-cam content is shit radio pays too much

  • @jdgroom7
    @jdgroom7 5 років тому +36

    I am a HUGE fan of Dylan Sad Eyes!

  • @bradyanna2841
    @bradyanna2841 5 років тому +43

    “don’t talk to these people” BW to his kids 😂😂

  • @mrzjohnson4
    @mrzjohnson4 5 років тому +30

    Most entertaining one in a whileee

  • @xystumpy187
    @xystumpy187 4 роки тому +10

    "I’m gonna get arrested by PETA for animal abuse" that’s ruthless 😂

  • @KPKOTD
    @KPKOTD 5 років тому +100

    Dave is the new Ari Gold.

    • @stock9348
      @stock9348 5 років тому +16

      No one is ari gold

    • @DRDC7721
      @DRDC7721 5 років тому +4

      Don’t disrespect ari

    • @adrianwhitten4343
      @adrianwhitten4343 4 роки тому

      YESS!!! 😂😂😂

    • @seeno1
      @seeno1 4 роки тому +1

      Kevin Poulin Ari Gold is a fictional based on Ari Emmanuel the CEO of William Morris Endeavor

    • @JokahFACE
      @JokahFACE 4 роки тому +1

      He's jewish enough

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss 5 років тому +67

    Problem about making content aimed towards college kids and recent grads is that you have to hire college kids and recent grads

    • @rebel107
      @rebel107 5 років тому

      Not sure that there audience is limited to that. I know a lot of stoolies who dont fit tat criteria, myself included.

    • @jizzlehawkins6950
      @jizzlehawkins6950 5 років тому

      @@rebel107 same

    • @hunterhornady4219
      @hunterhornady4219 4 роки тому +3

      MEN OF TROY how old does someone have to be to be embarrassed of calling themselves a stoolie? Spend some time with your kids dude Hahahaha

    • @rebel107
      @rebel107 4 роки тому +9

      @@hunterhornady4219 you must have pretty low self esteem to be embarrassed at something as insignificant as that. Dont project your insecurities onto other people my man.

    • @hunterhornady4219
      @hunterhornady4219 4 роки тому

      @@rebel107 health and happiness to you kemosabi.

  • @PDeliax95
    @PDeliax95 5 років тому +52

    Dylan makes Brett look like a genius

  • @hunglo_ren
    @hunglo_ren 5 років тому +17

    “When he hits you, you stay hit” 😂 😂

  • @Sam-bt9mi
    @Sam-bt9mi 5 років тому +28

    Dave doesnt even sound mean, he sounds like a disappointed dad

  • @kylematthews891
    @kylematthews891 5 років тому +3

    One of the best stool scenes EVER!!!

  • @Ticktacktoe2
    @Ticktacktoe2 5 років тому +1

    "It's like you and I are back in Milton by ourselves"... This line nearly killed me. Ah fuck, ty. One of the best Stool Scenes in months.

  • @stevemygoodman7809
    @stevemygoodman7809 5 років тому +13

    31:30
    I don’t know who Gene’s Guy is, but I have to wonder if he is racist or that’s just Branden being woke.
    He said Mason Rudolph said something racist to Garrett(with no evidence), said everyone at Texas A&M is racist and Rudolph has a racist hair cut.
    He seems like that guy who says everything he doesn’t like is racist.

    • @IIKeRsEyII
      @IIKeRsEyII 5 років тому

      Travis Turmon(so?). Wore jeans at a RnR.

    • @glumlettuce8093
      @glumlettuce8093 5 років тому

      Christian Kersey how the fuck do you misspell (sp)

    • @rileyshepherd3862
      @rileyshepherd3862 4 роки тому

      I thought the same thing, although it’s jeans guy

  • @KitMcIntoshSJ
    @KitMcIntoshSJ 5 років тому +22

    One gambling addiction., everybody knows the rules

  • @Saysar123
    @Saysar123 5 років тому +34

    GET CHARLIE ZELENOF ON RNR

    • @notcreative1757
      @notcreative1757 5 років тому +9

      Undefeated 151-0

    • @DK_tk3
      @DK_tk3 5 років тому +1

      Charlie showed up to fight wilder. This proves that he’s absolutely delusional.

    • @carharttblade
      @carharttblade 4 роки тому

      Guy is schizophrenic, yall nigas dont get that, niga is legit crazy aight, but would be good content neevrtheless

  • @williamcarr1508
    @williamcarr1508 3 роки тому +2

    Hey Dave, very classy move with the "I'm so shook " girl at about the 4:50 mark, arm around, hand high, no touching. Pure Keanu, good play.

  • @Coleman1922
    @Coleman1922 5 років тому +14

    Dave temper tantrum lasts until 13:01 if you want to skip ahead

    • @Sean-rh9kp
      @Sean-rh9kp 5 років тому +1

      thx only reason i'm scrolling through this cesspool.

    • @sergiotomo7919
      @sergiotomo7919 5 років тому

      Coleman1922 thank you

  • @armentamzarien6412
    @armentamzarien6412 4 роки тому +2

    Respect from Canada !! An honest attempt at singing the anthem properly. Cant ask for more than that.

  • @Marco-bc4qh
    @Marco-bc4qh Рік тому +2

    Every time I think I'm having a bad day at work, I watch this video and remember life could be worse if I was Dylan "Sad Eyes".

  • @jitters331
    @jitters331 5 років тому +16

    Dave misses Brett and sad eyes Dylan has replaced him in Dave’s brain

  • @yeetyeet-wo4rd
    @yeetyeet-wo4rd 5 років тому +7

    new frankie taking it like an absolute man

  • @Cammmmeron
    @Cammmmeron Рік тому +1

    This sh$t is hilarious but im just wonder how dave doesn't have a hostel work environment suit against barstool lmao

  • @RabbidM0nkey123
    @RabbidM0nkey123 5 років тому +20

    That smudge on the camera is making me very unhappy

  • @Thomas2877
    @Thomas2877 4 роки тому +2

    I love how Dave goes from yelling, hangs up on him then talks normal, then calls him back screaming again LOL. I love Dave. He might be a ball buster but i would love him as my boss. He would make me a better person no doubt.

  • @CramJohnson88
    @CramJohnson88 5 років тому +30

    Dave wouldn’t have to have meltdowns if he fired people. When you know you’re not getting fired no way an early 20 something who’s never had a real job is taking you serious ever.

    • @matthewstaton6810
      @matthewstaton6810 5 років тому +1

      Agreed. He should have already been looking for a replacement before it escalated to this point.

  • @drewp.weiner2473
    @drewp.weiner2473 5 років тому +6

    Best intro yet

  • @PDeliax95
    @PDeliax95 5 років тому +8

    That 70s show taught me the Canadian National Anthem

  • @ravit50
    @ravit50 5 років тому +3

    14:52 best part of the whole episode. I love b walker, his kids being hilarious is theeee best lol!

  • @clv9056
    @clv9056 4 роки тому

    Sad eyes bit GOLD

  • @PureToneMusic
    @PureToneMusic 5 років тому +2

    Jeans Guy said after that fight "I don't gotta get undressed to whoop someone's ass" That's a badass dude lol.

  • @azavala5
    @azavala5 5 років тому +11

    One yell, everyone loses their cool.

  • @ryanbowlin7306
    @ryanbowlin7306 4 роки тому +2

    watching prez watch himself rant is the highlight of this video

  • @Venividivici55555
    @Venividivici55555 5 років тому +18

    you know when carrabis and frankie went head to head couple weeks ago? i'm starting to agree more and more what the rocket said about frankie.

  • @spkspkspks
    @spkspkspks 5 років тому +4

    "Yeah I've had a couple days where I've just been in his cross fires"
    This guy Dylan is either shook or just a straight brick.

  • @SoopaKoopa
    @SoopaKoopa 4 роки тому +4

    One stress induced heart attack, everyone knows the rules.

  • @horizonfios
    @horizonfios 5 років тому +14

    BRUH I geeked when Frankie was like its time to eat some pizza

  • @5PEACEPOET
    @5PEACEPOET 5 років тому

    Just got done a long day of song writing time to get down and chill out with the bong to some Davy Portnoyz here we go!

    • @joeyp373
      @joeyp373 4 роки тому

      5Peacepoet same

  • @mohamadokab8749
    @mohamadokab8749 5 років тому +5

    36:14 "can i bring you food?" 😂 😂

  • @DM94JAK
    @DM94JAK 5 років тому +12

    I think Dave's extremely patient to have not fired him yet I think hes doin the kid a favor trying to teach em instead of jst finding someone who knows what their doing

  • @jackbauer4101
    @jackbauer4101 5 років тому +4

    Dylan constantly seems on the verge of tears. I really hope he quits- way too nice

    • @MMAjsf7
      @MMAjsf7 3 роки тому

      Did he quit?

  • @Chillzy
    @Chillzy 5 років тому +4

    HAHAHAHA Dave handles shit so well, that when he pops you KNOW its serious

  • @TheCarGarZar
    @TheCarGarZar 5 років тому +15

    Big time sound bytes from this episode.
    WHAT ELSE?!?!?!?

  • @rdcruick
    @rdcruick 5 років тому +1

    The conversation between Dave and Dylan at the end is legendary.
    Say what you want, but Dave is extremely socially aware, and has a concise way of nailing exactly what is going on between people.

  • @Rachel-0
    @Rachel-0 2 роки тому +1

    Stu comes in and kisses everyone 😂😂

  • @AMagicProduction
    @AMagicProduction 5 років тому +2

    Best episode so far

  • @SAsh-zg6ln
    @SAsh-zg6ln 5 років тому +6

    Solid stool scenes boys

  • @bigzay1424
    @bigzay1424 4 роки тому +2

    Omfg if this isn’t micheal and toby from the office 😂

  • @APersonNamedAnimal
    @APersonNamedAnimal 4 роки тому +3

    Dave genuinely sounded like a little kid "more, more, more"

  • @matthughes1332
    @matthughes1332 3 роки тому +2

    And to think Dylan is getting the job recommendation from Dave now

  • @KenjiSummers
    @KenjiSummers 5 років тому +3

    6:55 & 7:06 brought me immense joy today
    "OMG you didn't just say that"
    "Who caaaaarrreeesss"
    Portnoy Profound
    😂 😂

  • @kevinmunguia7381
    @kevinmunguia7381 4 роки тому

    that whole thing with dave blasting spider and then right after apologizes hahaha

  • @goosemack3587
    @goosemack3587 4 роки тому +3

    "Dave Portnoy *reasonably* screams at new employee"

  • @stevieboy2009
    @stevieboy2009 5 років тому +1

    I’ve met many Dylan’s, he is calm, relaxed and does fuck all lol. Realistically Dave needs to fire him, replace him with a capable person ASAP. I have fired 4 Dylan equivalents, they need hand holding forever. It’s not feasible.

  • @limuemu5307
    @limuemu5307 3 роки тому

    Rone is such a character lol what a gem

  • @PGvisions
    @PGvisions 5 років тому +7

    Need McAfee and Bill Burr back on the next one

    • @TheM16NdPregnant
      @TheM16NdPregnant 5 років тому

      tPardoe I mean, Pat would likely not appear on any barstool media seeing as he left Barstool like a year ago

    • @PGvisions
      @PGvisions 5 років тому

      Johnny Bolt he said he’d still do rnr when he left so I’m still holding out hope haha

    • @cameronharris4788
      @cameronharris4788 5 років тому

      @@TheM16NdPregnant he did an RNR after he left I'm pretty sure but it might have been right before he left

  • @danielmoose1273
    @danielmoose1273 Рік тому

    Give Stu a monacle so he can complete his Penguin outfit ... then summon Batman to beat his ass ...

  • @Gamefreak2079
    @Gamefreak2079 5 років тому +4

    I love Frankie but he's such a yes man

  • @cobaltss79
    @cobaltss79 5 років тому

    Learning the Canadian anthem I'm here all day for!! Not to bad!

  • @mattpiazza1229
    @mattpiazza1229 5 років тому +12

    Dave "my nose is running" Portnoy

  • @geffres
    @geffres 5 років тому +2

    “Positive Vibes Only”

  • @hockeyandsoccer4ever
    @hockeyandsoccer4ever 5 років тому +14

    First rough n rowdy ive watched. It was great, but advertise it a bit more on stool scenes next time and the start time. I had no idea it was even going on. I got to it late

  • @bofeldpausch7158
    @bofeldpausch7158 5 років тому +1

    Big cat is pure happiness in a person

  • @faguzman13
    @faguzman13 5 років тому +2

    Dave while watching himself yell at sad eyes--
    ...holy shit, I'm my dad (internally)

  • @risingrightside
    @risingrightside 2 роки тому

    36:14
    Poor Spider🤣

  • @07coco
    @07coco 5 років тому +10

    WHAT ELSE?!?!??

    • @TheCarGarZar
      @TheCarGarZar 5 років тому +1

      The DENNIS system love that sound byte

  • @adorrier2
    @adorrier2 5 років тому

    That one guy who said “fuck Joey slowgano” to big cat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeysonson
    @joeysonson 5 років тому

    Who has heart like prez? He loves Dylan. Dylan should be grateful.

  • @marcusrobins876
    @marcusrobins876 3 роки тому

    Owen in the crowd chillin 24:40 lol

  • @chrisbrown2668
    @chrisbrown2668 5 років тому +11

    he needs to yell at other people like that in the barstool sports building.

  • @mattkoski5269
    @mattkoski5269 4 роки тому +1

    if stu is genuinely like that off camera that’s so funny

  • @grantmitchell692
    @grantmitchell692 5 років тому

    Great episode guys

  • @Nick-bs1fc
    @Nick-bs1fc 4 роки тому +1

    Double fisting bud lights in a Pats shirt singing the national anthem 💪💪💪

  • @123sco
    @123sco 5 років тому

    Stool scenes so underrated haha

  • @blakecannon6963
    @blakecannon6963 5 років тому

    Dave’s right here. I’ve been looking for this content and it wasn’t there

  • @ALemonCannon2
    @ALemonCannon2 5 років тому +13

    Dave is really coked out in this episode. POST IT

  • @Eliminator27
    @Eliminator27 3 роки тому +1

    I could watch a full stool scenes episode of pres yelling at people on the phone

  • @KSingh627
    @KSingh627 5 років тому +2

    39:31 give a raise to this persons idea for content

  • @dunphish
    @dunphish 4 роки тому

    We are now watching videos of Stooliers watching videos of themselves. We have simultaneously come full circle, and hit the bottom.

  • @sebastianespinosa1774
    @sebastianespinosa1774 4 роки тому

    Shoutout Cintas uniform company !!!3:05

  • @paulburchfield4455
    @paulburchfield4455 5 років тому

    Jesus this is Elpres Gold! Dude is melting the phone

  • @luisrodriguez9725
    @luisrodriguez9725 5 років тому +3

    “harriett Tubman begins those punches” LMAO

  • @primecfo2985
    @primecfo2985 5 років тому

    the way dave watches the video and mouths every word im dead that shit is so funny

  • @effieanyactionsportscast3272
    @effieanyactionsportscast3272 5 років тому +2

    Dave is right though Pick Em only has 5K followers on Twitter. It should have way more

  • @Hicks43
    @Hicks43 5 років тому +5

    Barstool has been reppin’ Cintas lately

  • @jasonjenkins8041
    @jasonjenkins8041 5 років тому +1

    HEY!!! GET THAT BLACK SPOT ON THE LENS!!! Good stuff.