You can't have him, he's my son!

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  • @DocMortsnarg
    @DocMortsnarg 6 років тому +5552

    “Any alien can inject space juice and be a father, but it takes a real man to be a dad” Literally the plot of Guardians of the Galaxy 2

    • @justanotherguy1782
      @justanotherguy1782 6 років тому +150

      Oh my God! You just blew my mind!

    • @hunterthixton7577
      @hunterthixton7577 6 років тому +92

      You're talking about yondu right?

    • @xXgoturpistolaXx
      @xXgoturpistolaXx 6 років тому +24

      Hunter Thixton yeah

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 6 років тому +46

      Did jams gun see this episode f king of the hill and thought”here’s the plot of my next movie, oh and it also has something with rocket and batteries”

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 6 років тому +31

      "Im merry popins yall!"

  • @liztentomybiz8038
    @liztentomybiz8038 5 років тому +4088

    I lost it when we’re expecting Dale and Joseph to hug or run away together but Dale leaps into Joseph’s arms instead

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 4 роки тому +216

      And Joesph's pretty strong to be able to carry him like that

    • @wolveraspeaks
      @wolveraspeaks 3 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @fbiagent5605
      @fbiagent5605 3 роки тому +8

      U forgot to say spoiler

    • @hankhill2254
      @hankhill2254 3 роки тому +38

      @@fbiagent5605 king of the hill has out for years my guy, nobody gonna care bout spoilers

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 роки тому +6

      @@hankhill2254 I care :(

  • @factualopinion8849
    @factualopinion8849 5 років тому +4898

    John Redcorn may have been his father, but he wasn't his daddy.

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 4 роки тому +67

      Well kind of, he was there for Joseph.

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 4 роки тому +81

      mr nom John never neglected Joseph. If anything, he was there for his football games and repairing the house. Dale neglected more because he would hang around in the basement with his turtle

    • @muffinland8660
      @muffinland8660 3 роки тому +106

      He actually was. He legitimately loved and was there for both Nancy and Joseph, which makes it more complicated than just some fling.
      Joseph's got two daddies.

    • @jonatankornievsky632
      @jonatankornievsky632 3 роки тому +28

      Jon redcorn is his moms daddy

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 3 роки тому +20

      John Redcorn was called daddy many times.

  • @Nicole-kt5qf
    @Nicole-kt5qf 11 місяців тому +289

    Hank: "Who taught Joseph how to ride a bike?
    Dale: "john redcorn. He taught Joseph and Joseph taught me."
    Personally i love that dale isnt afraid to show he has weaknesses in front of his son. Plus, he lets Joseph teach him new things. All in all dale is a good father.

  • @TheDragonman104
    @TheDragonman104 Рік тому +435

    The moment you realize that Joseph is to Bobby like how Dale is to Hank.
    Like Fathers, like sons.

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 Рік тому +3

      It's more like Joseph is to Hank as Dale is to Bobby. Especially since Joseph plays football and Bobby is a towel boy.

    • @TheDragonman104
      @TheDragonman104 Рік тому +21

      @@mr.awesome6011 Bobby isn’t a towel boy. And besides, Bobby is one who puts up with Joseph’s nonsense just like how Hank puts up with Dale’s nonsense.

    • @deckkid101
      @deckkid101 10 місяців тому +6

      @@TheDragonman104 there was a time before Joseph hit puberty where he looked up to Bobby

    • @themaestro2572
      @themaestro2572 10 днів тому

      Bug (Dale's dad) is the only Gribble who seems sane.

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 10 місяців тому +576

    “You can’t have him, he’s my son!” Rest in Peace Johnny Hardwick, you did a great job voicing Dale. ❤

  • @handsoapinc
    @handsoapinc 2 роки тому +1338

    "Aliens impregnated Mom, that's a given". You really have to give credit to Dale and Joseph's relationship, Joseph takes strongly after Dale with their same idiocy and paranoia. Hank is right, John Redcorn might be the 'blood', but Dale is without a doubt Joseph's Father.

    • @rawkguy4896
      @rawkguy4896 Рік тому +80

      People always bring up the "Dale knows" theory but I always liked the theory that aliens actually did create Joseph based off Dale's brain and likeness. The fact that he looks Native American is just a coincidence lol

    • @EeveelutionStorm
      @EeveelutionStorm 9 місяців тому +13

      @@rawkguy4896 Plus, an extra screw you to John Redcorn lol

    • @reapergu6316
      @reapergu6316 8 місяців тому +5

      @@rawkguy4896I think Dale always knew, there’s scenes in episodes where it’s blatantly obvious but he “plays it off” and it seems like he just accepts it because he doesn’t want Joseph to have split parents. Hell Nancy never let Dale sleep in bed with her unless it was his birthday. Either way Dale might be a shitty person in the show but he is an A+ Dad(minus the encouraging to smoke cigarettes and the other shit) he truly cares for him and he raised him and seems like Joseph has a great childhood

    • @jannesalo6348
      @jannesalo6348 Місяць тому

      Dale doesn't know. Why you don't accept that?

    • @addambelmont3050
      @addambelmont3050 27 днів тому +1

      TECHNICALLY, it was never proven that John Redcorn is the genetic father. So Dale's Alien story could be possible. 🤔

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 4 роки тому +548

    Dale may be a nutcase but he loves Joseph

    • @ForcesofRandomness
      @ForcesofRandomness 4 роки тому +8

      @@jmedrano704 Dale knows what's going on

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 роки тому +1

      And Nancy

    • @SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist
      @SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist Рік тому

      @@ForcesofRandomness He doesn't, there is no evidence within the show to support that fan theory. In fact all the evidence in the show points to the contrary. Dale is really that dumb.

  • @ThumpingThromnambular
    @ThumpingThromnambular 6 років тому +1306

    "i guess you had your OWN idiot manchild to deal with"
    This is pretty direct.

    • @ZootWorld1
      @ZootWorld1 6 років тому +15

      Thumping Thromnambular But true.

    • @JonnyRicter
      @JonnyRicter 5 років тому +43

      It's a reference to the book " Of Mice and Men," which hank was supposed to star in a play adaptation with Bobby.

    • @Nepetita69696
      @Nepetita69696 2 роки тому +5

      God your pfp scares me

    • @YowLife
      @YowLife 2 роки тому +8

      "Mr Hill I heard that."

  • @jonathanlehoux6550
    @jonathanlehoux6550 6 років тому +1605

    God, this is the best show ever made. It teaches such strong values of decency and morality.

  • @miguelarana2610
    @miguelarana2610 2 роки тому +117

    Those gribbles are two nuts on the same sundae 🥺 wholesome ASF

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth Рік тому +616

    I love how this kind of implies that Bobby knows that Dale isn’t Joseph’s biological father. But he also knows it’s not his secret to tell.

    • @kendallrivers1119
      @kendallrivers1119 Рік тому +81

      EVERYBODY knew except Peggy that one time lol.

    • @Ibelikemj
      @Ibelikemj Рік тому +42

      He probably knew before Peggy lmao

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 Рік тому +44

      And Bobby is too good of a person to say anything. It would break his friend and one of the men who is essentially an uncle to him.

    • @harrellt1405
      @harrellt1405 Рік тому +17

      It doesnt take a genius to know. I mean the boy looks exactly like redcorn xD

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 11 місяців тому +7

      He and his dad shared a second right after the exchange between Dale and Joseph, and in that second I think they both fully understood the situation.

  • @tylerwade6539
    @tylerwade6539 Рік тому +138

    I just know that Hank has had this speech prepared for awhile, on the off chance that Dale might actually find the truth. And as usual he's right Dale is Joseph's dad.

  • @venomclown1134
    @venomclown1134 4 роки тому +1517

    Maybe deep down Dale knows he's not the real dad, but he's still a good father to his supposed son, despite the circumstances. If John Redcorn really did want to be a father, he'd step up and say so, to everyone. Despite how many worlds it would destroy. Dale probably knows what's really going on, but either way he still sees a kid that NEEDS a father, and is willing to take that responsibility.
    I'm twisted af rn, but Dale Gribble is a national treasure

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom 4 роки тому +40

      This show is based.

    • @Skullkan6
      @Skullkan6 3 роки тому +86

      He may be nuts and stupid, but he accepts his son.

    • @AlexG1020
      @AlexG1020 3 роки тому +79

      It doesn't matter, the point of the episode was that being a father is different than being a Dad. Dale reconciles that he isn't Josephs father (he just thinks its aliens) but that he is still his son. Its only the drive home his delusion kicks in again lol.

    • @JOEFRO2
      @JOEFRO2 3 роки тому +18

      He threatened to kill Peggie over the phone because she was going to teach a sex ed course.

    • @kikithepupper6774
      @kikithepupper6774 3 роки тому +26

      This is why I like Dale so much. He's a looney sometimes but I honestly think this guy has strong responsiblities and is a great father

  • @samlightning7280
    @samlightning7280 2 роки тому +61

    He might be a Biological Redcorn but he’s a Grible at heart

  • @ThatYankeesBlog
    @ThatYankeesBlog 6 років тому +776

    Hank is such a good friend

  • @BroadwayRonMexico
    @BroadwayRonMexico 3 роки тому +523

    What's great about this episode is that it answers the question of whether Dale finding out Joseph isnt biologically his would change his relationship with him, without him figuring out the obvious fact that it's John Redcorn who is Joseph's biological falther

    • @butt5ful
      @butt5ful 3 роки тому +67

      Also the episode where Dale thinks Peggy is coming on to him and he straight up tells Hank about it.

    • @thegoldenthread-greatstori6795
      @thegoldenthread-greatstori6795 2 роки тому +12

      It works on so many levels

  • @edwardlee6686
    @edwardlee6686 4 роки тому +210

    Hank "Who taught him how to tie his shoes?"
    Dale "John Redcorn"
    Awkward Silence while Hank touches his glasses thinking lol

  • @Nick-wi3kd
    @Nick-wi3kd 2 роки тому +100

    I love how this answers the question of if Dale found out that Joseph wasn't his real son, would he still love him. Yes, he would. Because Joseph IS his real son.

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony 2 роки тому +53

    John Redcorn: I got your wife
    Dale: I got your Son

  • @Treffaut
    @Treffaut 3 роки тому +192

    I like Hank appreciated Bobby's the caretaker for his friends too. That's more important than a play, and everyone went home safe. That's a good lesson learned.

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 3 роки тому +114

    The family resemblance is in the one braincell they both have.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 2 роки тому +17

      Even that’s a little generous. More like half a brain cell shared between the two of them

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 3 роки тому +33

    Nancy doesn’t deserve Dale.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Рік тому +1

      Nancy even thinks that. She says as much in Nancy Boys.

  • @NarutooftheRasengan
    @NarutooftheRasengan 10 місяців тому +12

    RIP Johnny Hardwick.

  • @Torterra625
    @Torterra625 6 років тому +163

    “Hey dad, what’s in the jar?”
    “Don’t drink it!”

    • @jacobsvlog6293
      @jacobsvlog6293 3 роки тому +1

      But what is it

    • @JonnyRicter
      @JonnyRicter 3 роки тому +1

      @Jaime Beauchamp alien urine. Lol.

    • @77mpickett
      @77mpickett 2 роки тому +2

      And it only cost him half a mayonnaise jar.

  • @joshsalcedo2407
    @joshsalcedo2407 2 роки тому +82

    I had mixed emotions about this. It felt so touching about the message of a father and son relationship. But at the same time I was laughing hysterically because of the delivery of the message.

  • @Noratcat
    @Noratcat 2 роки тому +169

    This is one of my favorite moments from King of the Hill. Even though John Redcorn is Joseph's biological father, Dale is the one who raised him. I imagine even if Joseph learns the truth, he will still view Dale as his true father.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo Рік тому +17

      Probably. He grew up under Dale's roof, ate his food, spent holidays together. Basically he grew up with Dale. Dale is his dad and always will be.

    • @westube3493
      @westube3493 Рік тому +6

      He might also still believe that John Redcorn is a cannibal

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 11 місяців тому

      ​@@westube3493Nah, he doesn't believe that anymore. Nancy set things straight about that.

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 9 місяців тому

      I can relate, my dad raised my oldest brother Tim as his step kid, and for all intents and purposes, my father was HIS dad, he brought him to practice and every game, made sure he was doing good in school, and just played catch with him to make him happy or watch wwe for shits and giggles
      Just because your not flesh and blood does not mean your not the Dad, just not the Father

    • @Noratcat
      @Noratcat 4 місяці тому

      Another thing I love about this scene is even though Hank knew about the affair and Joseph's true parentage for years, he still thinks of Dale as Joseph's true father.@@Kaboomboo

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 5 років тому +1371

    Dale knew Redcorn was the father but still raised Joseph as his own not caring at all because that kid would need a father and lets face it Redcorn isn't a 24/7 dad. Dale is one plus a 24/7 ant killer That's a real father

    • @asethegreat6611
      @asethegreat6611 4 роки тому +18

      @makutamaster I could've sworn Redcorn wanted his son. And if he was a 24/7 dad how did he teach him all those things. 😂😂

    • @princesssmileyface91
      @princesssmileyface91 4 роки тому +8

      Solqueen86
      It’s like the movie Me, Myself and Irene lol

    • @PaceFilmsProductions
      @PaceFilmsProductions 4 роки тому +74

      No offense but that's just a stupid reading and obvious mischaracterization of what the show always showed us. This very episode shows the theory is complete BS.
      There's nothing to decode, it's all on the surface. The entire point of the joke is that Dale is so stupid that he misses all the blinding obvious clues that John Redcorn is the father. It's a comedy series.

    • @PaceFilmsProductions
      @PaceFilmsProductions 4 роки тому +7

      makutamaster ok lets pretend for a second this theory isn’t dumb and answer this? Why would the events of this episode be happening? Why is he even bringing up aliens or questioning his son’s origins?

    • @PaceFilmsProductions
      @PaceFilmsProductions 4 роки тому +4

      makutamaster again then why bring this up? If this was the case (which it’s not) why bring anything up? Why not keep being silent? This is such a stupid obviously wrong theory.

  • @user-qv6fg1zr6y
    @user-qv6fg1zr6y 3 роки тому +24

    “He taught Joseph and Joseph taught me”
    lmao

  • @Antz3The3rd
    @Antz3The3rd 2 роки тому +30

    The funniest part of this episode was the after credits
    Bobby: "Hey dad, what's in the jar?"
    Hank: "DON'T DRINK IT!"

  • @joselopez2117
    @joselopez2117 6 років тому +55

    Lmao i love how bobby is like "joseph your dad is here!" I know!.. then bobby just humors him and is like "no your earth dad"

  • @wlfmanjack
    @wlfmanjack 5 років тому +100

    God you know, I don't give a shit who Joseph's biological father is, Dale is his daddy I tell you wHut.
    I honestly wish, they'd have Dale find out the truth behind Nancy and John Redcorn and just have him say fuck it, Joseph's my boy and nothing's gonna change that.
    As a wise man once said, "he may have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy."

  • @march.286
    @march.286 2 роки тому +29

    I don’t think Dale ever knew John Redcorn was the father of his child, but he did thought he was an alien’s son and not his, and yet he always loved him and raised him as his own, gotta have some respect for that

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 2 роки тому +17

    I want a flashback episode of a young Joseph teaching Dale how to ride a bike

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther 10 місяців тому +2

      Me too but unfortunately dale's voice actor passed away

  • @ShaDHP23
    @ShaDHP23 10 місяців тому +11

    This is probably the best Dale Gribble episode. Thank you for being such a great part of our lives, Johnny. We'll see you again someday in that great big forever.

  • @fapo803
    @fapo803 10 місяців тому +6

    RIP Rusty 😥

  • @katiefedele1813
    @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +891

    He knows about John Redcorn. Enough said.

    • @mcburn344
      @mcburn344 6 років тому +88

      Yea watch the whole episode he knows everything

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 6 років тому +33

      Dale would have to be an even bigger idiot to not realize that by now.

    • @ryankeefe1236
      @ryankeefe1236 6 років тому +86

      Katie Fedele I always thought deep down he always knew

    • @katiefedele1813
      @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +51

      Winter omg I didnt mean to offend you I'm so sorry *gets down on my hands and knees* will you ever forgive me?? *cries* I really didn't mean to offend you 😧😧😧

    • @katiefedele1813
      @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +23

      Winter so sorry 😘💕❤

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 2 роки тому +12

    I love how it’s never just John they always say John Redcorn 😂

  • @pt.bonesy
    @pt.bonesy 10 місяців тому +9

    Nancy told Joseph the truth in that thanksgiving episode but I can’t help but imagine he immediately went “So…John Redcorn was an alien this whole time and he’s not a real Native American!!!” because he and Dale are so much alike.

    • @themaestro2572
      @themaestro2572 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, i can see that happening. The more he got older throughout the show, the more he thought like Dale. He's Dale's son alright.

  • @littlecatholicman
    @littlecatholicman 3 роки тому +38

    Guys, Dale doesn’t know. Stop giving him so much credit 😂

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Рік тому +1

      He does. The episode proves that on a subconscious level he does know, but he keeps himself deluded to avoid internalizing the painful truth.

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 Рік тому +6

    Whatever Dale truly believes, there's no denying Joseph is on his top priorities.

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 2 роки тому +11

    "Two nuts on a sundae" is a saying I'll have to start using

  • @sauce2021
    @sauce2021 5 років тому +40

    Joseph asserts dominance 1:02

  • @littlecrimsonwyvern8083
    @littlecrimsonwyvern8083 10 місяців тому +5

    Thank you for the childhood memories, Johnny.

  • @GamerHalt_
    @GamerHalt_ 6 років тому +43

    T POSE INTENSIFIES

  • @blee8714
    @blee8714 Рік тому +16

    I’m a grown ass man who found out recently that the man who raised me wasn’t my biological father. I found this out after his death. Haven’t cried since the day he died and for some god damn reason this episode came on a few nights ago and hanks talk right here choked up me real bad.

    • @brian130
      @brian130 Рік тому

      Did he know. Do you know?

    • @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
      @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Рік тому

      It's better off that way. I know my dad but would easily switch places with you, a total stranger than have him as my dad. Luckily I haven't seen or spoken to him in like 11 years.

  • @brandonkirk5236
    @brandonkirk5236 2 роки тому +4

    And like his father, Joseph wholeheartedly believes and creates crazy conspiracy.

  • @chrisedwards3214
    @chrisedwards3214 6 років тому +42

    proof that Dale knew all along

  • @parzivalw8890
    @parzivalw8890 4 роки тому +15

    One of the earlier drafts of Steven Universe.

  • @KarlHamilton
    @KarlHamilton 10 місяців тому +4

    RIP Dale :'(

  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 3 роки тому +11

    Screw Redcorn Dale is his dad, he's been there for him, loves him, and would anything to protect him.

  • @Ecchibaku69
    @Ecchibaku69 2 роки тому +8

    Dale is such a good father.

    • @Frankie-O
      @Frankie-O 10 місяців тому

      Cotton Hill was a bad dad and grandpa.

  • @Nctbgs
    @Nctbgs 9 місяців тому +3

    Dale is a great father . Very inspirational to so many of us.

  • @flower_girl4983
    @flower_girl4983 3 роки тому +20

    Even I felt Joesph knows, dale is still his dad. He changed the diapers high is the hard part about being a dad

  • @katiefedele1813
    @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +201

    Heck, Joseph knows about John Redcorn, but is humoring Dale. Also, the last few lines of the episode, a long with the music, are the perfect ending😁

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 6 років тому +3

      Yep

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 6 років тому +3

      Kryptnyt yep

    • @jigen8336
      @jigen8336 6 років тому +3

      Mhm

    • @77mpickett
      @77mpickett 2 роки тому +2

      Don't forget: Hey dad whats in the jar?
      DON'T DRINK IT!!!

  • @OmegaChase1002
    @OmegaChase1002 6 років тому +8

    This show was so fucking amazing.

  • @Toyslasher
    @Toyslasher 6 років тому +212

    1:02 T-pose.

  • @DoctorWho1983
    @DoctorWho1983 5 років тому +10

    One of the best shows of all time........

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 9 місяців тому +1

    I like to imagine Dale played Metal Gear Solid with Joseph, and handed the controller over for all the parts he couldn't beat himself.

  • @77mpickett
    @77mpickett 5 років тому +11

    Bobby:Hey Dad whats in the jar?
    Hank: DONT DRINK IT!!

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan 6 років тому +334

    Okay Nancy cheated on Dale with John Redcorn, that's a given-BUT-what if Dale WAS abducted by aliens, and they implanted Dale's DNA into Nancy when she was pregnant, making a Gribble/Redcorn/Hicks SUPER hybrid? Because COME ON-both Joseph and his sister Kate both have the same violent tendencies found in Dale, and I can FULLY believe that both of them had two dads in this scenario. Doesn't make Dale any more or less of Joseph's dad-BUT STILL-its a neat thought.

    • @YowLife
      @YowLife 6 років тому +40

      Technically it was never actually confirmed that John Redcorn was the father, just very heavily implied.
      I like to think Dale is the father, and everyone else is being stupid.

    • @DragoRaRaRa
      @DragoRaRaRa 6 років тому +47

      He may be his father but he ain't his daddy

    • @genericstickman5967
      @genericstickman5967 6 років тому +8

      Dale is the dad it’s just that the smoking fucked with his seaman and altered it

    • @EmilioReyes_97
      @EmilioReyes_97 5 років тому +12

      I mean thats a very sweet thought but.......the boy is brown and Dale is whiter then the lone star on the Texas flag XD

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 5 років тому +1

      @@EmilioReyes_97
      Starting your comment with the phrase "I mean" doesn't make sense without context.
      The phrase "I mean" is followed with elaborate detail _after_ a statement has been said.

  • @lilahdog568
    @lilahdog568 2 роки тому +4

    Dale really was so oblivious, he thought an alien was Joseph's dad and not John redcorn.

    • @NickMartinproductions
      @NickMartinproductions Рік тому

      John Redcorn is an alien.

    • @rebajoe
      @rebajoe Рік тому +1

      There was the vision quest episode that gives us the implication that maybe Dale knows more than he lets on but his conspiracy theorist brain keeps pushing the info to the back of his mind...waayy back. Even in this episode while talking to Hank it's revealed he's well aware that John Redcorn was there at his houwe with Nancy that night but he still thinks aliens.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 Рік тому

      He also had that vision in the sweat lodge where he was in bed with his wife, but it was actually a preying mantis and it cut off his head. It's like his own brain is trying to get him to accept the truth, but Dale deludes himself so well that he never picks up on the signals.

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan 11 місяців тому +3

    Looking back on this ep, it makes me wish Bobby had a Bill and Boomhauer at school seeing as how Joseph was Bobby's Dale .

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 9 місяців тому +1

    Boy, I tell you what, this is very wholesome.

  • @petergresh516
    @petergresh516 Рік тому +5

    Dale's a better father than Redcorn will ever be

  • @graysonsvacsandmowers5426
    @graysonsvacsandmowers5426 2 роки тому +5

    Hank: When Joseph was a baby, who changed his diapers, you, or some alien?
    Dale: I did.
    Hank: Who took him to his first day of Kindergarten?
    Dale: I did.
    Hank: Who taught him how to tie his shoes?
    Dale: John Redcorn.
    LOL

  • @megaspear150
    @megaspear150 2 роки тому +2

    I like Joseph and Dale those two are really, and I mean really bond of father and son that a really father and son would have

  • @datman2433
    @datman2433 6 років тому +117

    I wish hank was my dad

    • @peromiestiloesunico
      @peromiestiloesunico 6 років тому +5

      dat man me 3

    • @pengs100
      @pengs100 6 років тому +10

      but then you ain't be right

    • @Frankie-O
      @Frankie-O 10 місяців тому

      Maybe you wish that Cotton Hill was your grandpa then, heh?

    • @tamaracesar1931
      @tamaracesar1931 10 місяців тому

      @@Frankie-OCotton was actually a loving grandpa to Bobby
      I always wondered if it’s because Bobby looks like him while Hank looks like Tilly 🤔

    • @Frankie-O
      @Frankie-O 10 місяців тому

      The Clint Eastwood character played on Gran Torino as an old man, but no grandpa; a bigoted Korea veteran.

  • @elijahkelley7616
    @elijahkelley7616 6 років тому +124

    Wait...what WERE those green lights?

    • @elijahblechman8633
      @elijahblechman8633 6 років тому +37

      aliens

    • @benjamingrist6539
      @benjamingrist6539 6 років тому +103

      The Marfa Lights. Strange glowing green lights that have been dancing across the desert skies of Marfa, Texas for well over a hundred years. No one knows for sure what they are. Some say aliens, some say mirages, others say they’re plasma discharges from a dormant magma vein. All we know is that they appear only at night and they appear to run away from almost everyone that tries to get close to them.

    • @ItsDeffoScott
      @ItsDeffoScott 5 років тому +6

      Leprechauns

    • @llamaryder1
      @llamaryder1 5 років тому +23

      The marfa lights are literally just car headlights from the highway across the viewing and every once in a while, a small fire. It was tested by a local university who put cars in various positions on the highway and either flashed lights, had them move around, etc and recorded that their car headlights translated exactly into em

    • @UndeadPasta
      @UndeadPasta 3 роки тому

      @@llamaryder1 isn't that the Paulding Lights or are they pretty much the same?

  • @Influx27
    @Influx27 9 місяців тому +1

    I love that John Redcorn has actually been a decent parent to his bastard

  • @mikethecreator9858
    @mikethecreator9858 Рік тому +2

    he might've been your father but he wasn't your daddy

  • @bigtone2948
    @bigtone2948 2 роки тому +3

    Damn that makes it worst since his wife and John were still seeing each other

  • @ragnaroklobster6463
    @ragnaroklobster6463 3 роки тому +6

    Hank out here spittin straight facts

  • @TokitoTaishiro
    @TokitoTaishiro 5 років тому +18

    This episode was one of the best and definitely one that still sticks in my mind. "Mom was impregnated by aliens, that's a given" XD

  • @Kaisaccountt
    @Kaisaccountt Місяць тому

    “It takes a real man to be a dad” wise words.

  • @PatriaPrimum
    @PatriaPrimum 2 роки тому +13

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Dale was telling the truth about the UFO’s though?

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 11 місяців тому +2

    Couldn't ask for a better ending to the episode. Dale and Joseph grow closer by declaring they're truly family, and Hank and Bobby grow closer through the shared experience of watching out for a friend who desperately needs it. 😂

  • @lucindagray8882
    @lucindagray8882 9 місяців тому +2

    RIP Johnny Hardwick, the voiceover for Dale if you didn't know... He will be missed 😢....

  • @NerdilyDone
    @NerdilyDone 2 роки тому +4

    Everyone's talking about Dale and Joseph, but the Hank/Bobby moment was great.

  • @yenibonifacio2352
    @yenibonifacio2352 5 років тому +4

    Hank and Bobby= perfect father and son relationship

  • @zubaydahtalukdar8088
    @zubaydahtalukdar8088 6 місяців тому

    0:25 - LOL! 😂 Hank must’ve not expected that kind of answer 😂😅 just kept cracking up 😆🤣

    • @zubaydahtalukdar8088
      @zubaydahtalukdar8088 6 місяців тому

      0:17 - this little exchange between Hank and Dale is my fav part of the video 😂🤣

  • @Teekitt
    @Teekitt 2 роки тому +3

    The sound dale makes right before he jumps to Joseph lol 😂 1:19

  • @TK42108
    @TK42108 2 роки тому +1

    I love Dale. He is hard to dislike.

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland 3 роки тому +2

    “Dad? Aliens impregnated mom. Thats a given.” Lmao

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite episodes.

  • @hoopsonwheels
    @hoopsonwheels 2 роки тому +3

    I love the internal rationalization in dales mind

  • @CaseyScoffieldWOW
    @CaseyScoffieldWOW 7 місяців тому

    You know, over the years I've seen every single episode, this one included several thousand times but, some reason this morning, when Hank made the "it takes a real man to be a dad "statement, my eyes watered.

  • @markdodson8570
    @markdodson8570 2 роки тому +2

    Dale is honestly more of a Dad than Mayes Hughes.

  • @animetrashamvs
    @animetrashamvs 11 місяців тому

    Why's it so satisfying seeing the parallels between hank and dale vs joseph and bobby. Also that "Yep." at the end, warms my damn heart!

  • @ezrawyvern6795
    @ezrawyvern6795 6 місяців тому

    Dale Gribble: The man many would love to have as a father.

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 2 роки тому +3

    I still can’t believe they made an entire Marvel movie based off this episode of King of the Hill 🤯

  • @andrewvanhalen1984
    @andrewvanhalen1984 Місяць тому

    This is funny and heartwarming at the same time.

  • @bigbox8992
    @bigbox8992 5 років тому

    I love this moment.

  • @error-err-1016
    @error-err-1016 2 роки тому +1

    "He may have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy."

  • @MrMBDEEZ
    @MrMBDEEZ 5 років тому +2

    LMAO @ Hank & Bobby like what the fuck in the back of the van listening to them.

  • @Maw0
    @Maw0 3 роки тому +6

    I remember a quote my dad always told me.
    "Just because he came from your seed doesn't make a guy someone's father, it just makes him someone who can impregnate someone.

  • @folkyolk
    @folkyolk 6 років тому +1

    I wish there was a double like-button. Two thumbs up.

  • @ronaldhenson3379
    @ronaldhenson3379 2 роки тому +1

    It's amazing Dale gribble talked to his son Joseph

  • @millec60
    @millec60 2 роки тому +1

    Dale is a great father

  • @driftingstatic1274
    @driftingstatic1274 Рік тому +1

    Calling the Gribbles nuts but still Hank being chill with Dale driving at night with Sunglasses.