The World Is Full Of People Doing Life Wrong. Lou Santini

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • The world is full of people doing life wrong, or at least thats how Lou Santini feels in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this special Lou talks about everything from poor doctor diagnosis' to talking too much while dating. Whether you're someone who is doing life wrong, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Lou Santini is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @kittensugars
    @kittensugars 11 місяців тому +243

    "i went to the grocery store the other day; because i was tired of being in a good mood" 😂

  • @marcus11619
    @marcus11619 11 місяців тому +77

    Went down the UA-cam comedian rabbit hole and found this gem of a performance. This guy is hilarious!

  • @unbroken4290
    @unbroken4290 10 місяців тому +29

    No joke a 300lb tortoise walked into my parent's yard. The neighbors down the street were driving around looking for him. He got down the street and around the corner in a couple hours. My kids loved it. The turtle barely fit in a commercial sized wheelbarrow.

  • @cliffarnold7463
    @cliffarnold7463 10 місяців тому +7

    What an incredible set. Nonstop laughs. First time I’ve ever heard him, but I’m an instant fan.

  • @gmat1413
    @gmat1413 11 місяців тому +11

    He is great. So happy had listened to him. 😊😊😊😂😂😂

  • @laurelpowell5471
    @laurelpowell5471 10 місяців тому +9

    I loved this guy. He had me cracking up the whole time.

  • @jodyeggleston6045
    @jodyeggleston6045 11 місяців тому +34

    “Tortoise Panic” 😅😅🤣
    My son had a punk band in high school called “Outraged Flounders” 😊

  • @nope53926
    @nope53926 11 місяців тому +14

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya

  • @laurenbrown4205
    @laurenbrown4205 10 місяців тому +5

    I cried multiple times from laughing so hard. So good!!

  • @susacorn9789
    @susacorn9789 11 місяців тому +8

    The best start to a day😂 Loved this so much❤ Thank you!

  • @Angel-mk8zm
    @Angel-mk8zm 11 місяців тому +8

    Hilarious 😂my type of funny! Sarcasm. LOVE IT!

  • @oldieman730
    @oldieman730 11 місяців тому +4

    Great comedy, thanks for all the laughs.

  • @lindabishop7656
    @lindabishop7656 11 місяців тому +9

    I know a couple who have a Turtle 🐢 named Donald who is in their will. Their son will inherent him.

  • @jant596
    @jant596 5 місяців тому

    I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! LOL The guy with the stoma....LMAO!

  • @TheAussieLeo
    @TheAussieLeo 11 місяців тому +6

    This was enjoyable :)

  • @AmazingPhilippines1
    @AmazingPhilippines1 9 місяців тому +2

    Be careful...I only left the gate open a few minutes and the desert tortise made it 2 blocks down the street. True story from Arizona a few years ago.

  • @laurieboyette9569
    @laurieboyette9569 8 місяців тому

    He is absolutely hilarious! Laughed hard!

  • @philmickey7247
    @philmickey7247 11 місяців тому +4

    Excellent!🤣
    Thanks!👍

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 11 місяців тому +6

    Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @winifredherman4214
    @winifredherman4214 6 місяців тому

    “ It’s not Sophie’s choice!” LOL

  • @R.Oates7902
    @R.Oates7902 3 місяці тому

    The non-smoking bit was hilarious!

  • @TheLateral18
    @TheLateral18 11 місяців тому +3

    22:05 had me laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 thank you

  • @terryshaw3493
    @terryshaw3493 7 місяців тому

    Amazing comedy! I loved the entire show!

  • @aldoramonz
    @aldoramonz 11 місяців тому +4

    This guys was great!

  • @erinstoops1081
    @erinstoops1081 5 місяців тому

    Pouring beer in rice krispies. Snap, crackle, burp!😂

  • @beverlylove-daniels999
    @beverlylove-daniels999 6 місяців тому

    This guy is ridiculously funny 😂🤣

  • @crocussaffie2680
    @crocussaffie2680 11 місяців тому +2

    No TJ in Utah 😢

  • @sammuelkain
    @sammuelkain 8 місяців тому

    Oh my 😂 he's so funny 🤣 so hilarious 🤭 so honestly sarcastic 😭, sad but true 🥴 the last part in present time... this is the greatest one of 🎙️DRYBAR ever, I call a lot full sets of this new brutal demigod of true life comedy! 🤟😎✌️

  • @newgrandma979
    @newgrandma979 6 місяців тому +1

    Sooo funny 😆

  • @donnamate9238
    @donnamate9238 11 місяців тому +3

    Very funny

  • @dwill5890
    @dwill5890 10 місяців тому +1

    If you put Steve Carell in the dryer, you get Lou Santini 😂😂😂 Funny show!

  • @frontierprepper2135
    @frontierprepper2135 10 місяців тому

    This guy was awesome

  • @nancyromero8649
    @nancyromero8649 10 місяців тому

    He's hilarious

  • @winifredherman4214
    @winifredherman4214 6 місяців тому

    I just bought 1 pen this morning because the dozen I have in my purse just don’t feel right. It’s oddly important to me how things feel.But no check!

  • @olorcain
    @olorcain 10 місяців тому

    I have a story that relates to this set. I was at a Wendy's, I ordered my food and an ice water and girl taking my order asked me if I wanted ice in my ice water 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 11 місяців тому

    -“What kind of car is this?”
    -“Could be anything.” (a Pinto)
    -“What kind of dog is this?”
    -“Could be anything.” (Cujo)

  • @languay1
    @languay1 10 місяців тому

    Can I borrow your pen?😂

  • @DreidMusicalX
    @DreidMusicalX 11 місяців тому +5

    I would like to know who hands down turtles to their kids? In my family a turtle never lasted longer than a couple years. My cousins would spray paint them, chain them up by putting a hole and keychain ring on a leash. Every chance I got I let the turtles go when they were not looking. Having turtles around kids is a bad idea let alone letting them inherit them.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 10 місяців тому

      Those "kids" are probably middle-aged by the time their parents die, and some kinds of tortoises live longer than people, so it's either give it to a family member or find a zoo willing to take it.

  • @Ironturbine
    @Ironturbine 11 місяців тому +3

    The 'mcnostril' 😅😅😅😅

  • @LoveGuruBlaire
    @LoveGuruBlaire 11 місяців тому

    Funny!

  • @MichaelGalt
    @MichaelGalt 10 місяців тому

    I love his friendly angry guy energy. Hemorrhoids? 🤔

  • @RunningNotStopping
    @RunningNotStopping 9 місяців тому

    🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😂🤣😭😭🤣

  • @laurakibben4147
    @laurakibben4147 2 місяці тому

    So hilarious about California breaking off...do people really think each continent is just a thick, flat plate of land? Even the Hawaiian islands although largely formed by lava were the top sections of a huge mountain chain all the way to the core of earth. Geeeez.

  • @reapergaming1252
    @reapergaming1252 Місяць тому

    This guy screams of Bill Burr.

  • @sShamSss
    @sShamSss 11 місяців тому

    Keep it professional in the work place (go to work, to WORK

  • @mikenuyen4441
    @mikenuyen4441 11 місяців тому

    I am one of those with a neck hole. I am not offended. I can't go swimming anymore.

  • @anunnakimenagerie
    @anunnakimenagerie 7 місяців тому

    99 cent stores and dollar menus... must be an old set

  • @sparkythancztwise
    @sparkythancztwise 8 місяців тому

    I've always wondered how often it could happen that comedians might think of the same joke independently and tell it without knowing another is using the same joke. This week, for the first time, I heard the same joke used. Within a week, here, two different talented comedians made the same joke with a different set up. But the exact same joke/punchline.

  • @mr.agigittygigitty9916
    @mr.agigittygigitty9916 11 місяців тому

    Hey he used my comment that I posted on his last video ….. what no shoutout or anything??????

  • @anthonytecchio6526
    @anthonytecchio6526 10 місяців тому

    the san andreas fault, it may as well be perforated

  • @robbierobinson3528
    @robbierobinson3528 11 місяців тому +61

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣 😂 😅 this guy is GOLD

  • @sailent7756
    @sailent7756 11 місяців тому +34

    loved the bit about stomas. i am a full laryngectomy (i have the hole in my neck) from smoking. lots of good jokes come with it.

    • @mikenuyen4441
      @mikenuyen4441 11 місяців тому +5

      I have the stoma too. Sure changes many things.

  • @lethalogicax2474
    @lethalogicax2474 11 місяців тому +70

    Lou definitely has a powerful voice and some great jokes! His stage presence is wonderful and kept great pacing throughout the entire bit. Well done!

  • @bearbear4389
    @bearbear4389 10 місяців тому +4

    Looks more like Ben Stiller to me.

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 11 місяців тому +92

    Lou Santini is a funny, funny man. I love his style of comedy.

  • @gabby-248
    @gabby-248 11 місяців тому +9

    I literally just bought pens today 😂 3 packs

  • @d.e.b.b5788
    @d.e.b.b5788 10 місяців тому +14

    Terrific show, non stop funny. Thank you for allowing us to see it, those of us who can't get to any live comedy places. Moved to an affordable retirement city, but there's NO entertainment here. So thanks, Lou for caring enough about us old folks.

  • @jeffmatascik718
    @jeffmatascik718 11 місяців тому +27

    I was laughing so hard.😂😂😂😂.He’s hilarious.😆😆🤭🤭

  • @pi-sx3mb
    @pi-sx3mb 11 місяців тому +29

    Great set! Totally nailed it! 😂

  • @rosyrose4620
    @rosyrose4620 11 місяців тому +4

    I don't like when i am car TWO and car THREE beats me to the little honk! It's offensive😊

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 10 місяців тому +9

    "Pens just exist in the atmosphere," 😂😅 This was an intensely hilarious 😂 show 🤣.

  • @iwanttobelieve5970
    @iwanttobelieve5970 11 місяців тому +8

    I laughed the whole time. 😂😂😂 Watching this in 2023 and realizing that the Dollar Menu no longer exists.

  • @juliezorn8414
    @juliezorn8414 11 місяців тому +14

    Really funny
    Great humor !!!

  • @ardathbey4150
    @ardathbey4150 11 місяців тому +9

    Ok... you are honestly funny my new friend... totally cool.

  • @WashingtonDC99
    @WashingtonDC99 11 місяців тому +8

    Ohhh.... my goodness I laughed so hard that tears came out and I started coughing from so much laughing, I love his clean comedy... just hilarious and very clean comedy. Thank you so, so much for the hard laughing. Greetings from DC. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅😉

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 11 місяців тому +12

    Brutally funny !!! LOL !!!

  • @andrejames8700
    @andrejames8700 10 місяців тому +8

    At work 3rd shift and when he got to the hole in the neck bit i was in tears the whole time. Thanks for this one. 😂😂😂

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta 10 місяців тому +4

    Steve Carrell doing a comedy set is not what I was expecting to see this week

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 11 місяців тому +5

    Starting @ 4:02, "All right sure. A thorax might help you, maybe some antenna since we're naming parts of the ant." 🤣🤣🤣 Human beings and most animal life on this plant have a thorax. 🤣🤣🤣 Ah, yes, waiting in the turn lane for the green arrow so can make a left. Let's not forget those drivers in the left turn lane that have stopped anywhere from being two car lengths to a whole county away from tbe car in front of them. 🤨 We wouldn't them to tailgate anyone now would we???Arghhhhh!!! 🤬 Don't even get me started on other customers at the grocery store because I don't have any brakes regarding that particular $#!+ show!!! Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why Sonic has a DRIVE THRU window now???Seriously? WHY??? 🤨
    DON'T DO IT!!!! Threir Drive Thru window is SLOW as 🤬! Just park it, you'll get your food a whole lot faster! 🤣
    That guy is GREAT!!!🤣🤣🤣
    ~ APRIL LIPKE

  • @themightysquid
    @themightysquid 11 місяців тому +10

    He had me gasping for air. Hysterical!

  • @Coolarj10
    @Coolarj10 10 місяців тому +4

    Hahahaha this was really funny!!
    Update after finishing watchi: wow that was REALLY funny!!! Not a dull moment, joke after joke and so relatable… so good!!!!

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 11 місяців тому +5

    9:56 If you can make it through this section without laughing, you are a better person than me.

  • @natet5959
    @natet5959 10 місяців тому +8

    I wish this was an hour set. Some excellent material.

  • @debbiepeterson6829
    @debbiepeterson6829 11 місяців тому +6

    That diagnosis will only be 600 dollars

    • @trusailietazperlinski4717
      @trusailietazperlinski4717 11 місяців тому +1

      Lol no joke medicine the only career you can say it could be anything and ruin our whole day! 😂

  • @DoctorQuackenbush
    @DoctorQuackenbush 11 місяців тому +5

    A slow start for me, but I was laughing out loud in short order. Good material, great delivery style.

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 11 місяців тому +4

    Actually it look like Johnny bravo!

  • @FEBob
    @FEBob 11 місяців тому +7

    Very funny guy right there😂👏👏👏

  • @evelynrodriguez5036
    @evelynrodriguez5036 11 місяців тому +7

    You was great! Hilarious!❤

  • @dillondank5662
    @dillondank5662 11 місяців тому +5

    It's like if Sebastian Maniscalco and Steve Carell had a baby

  • @camspks
    @camspks 11 місяців тому +3

    "The only thing slower than that (the 🐢 tortoise) is a .....rock"😂😂😂😂

  • @dilemmaEDM
    @dilemmaEDM 10 місяців тому +2

    Fantastic. Good set.
    He really does look and sound like Steve Carrell. It’s uncanny

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus 11 місяців тому +4

    23:57 missed opportunity to say "amateurs"

  • @patrickmcguire451
    @patrickmcguire451 10 місяців тому +2

    All right I'll be the guy since I run a retail store you can't just have a 99 cent button because inventory they have to use the skew for the item

  • @sunkissedarkandainty01
    @sunkissedarkandainty01 9 місяців тому +2

    I am cracking up!!!😂🤣😂👍🏾🙌🏾👏🏾

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting 10 місяців тому +2

    "Could be anything" 😂 "amateur nation" 💥

  • @teamja1088
    @teamja1088 11 місяців тому +2

    Where I live most to all military guys like myself all back our vehicles into the spot, or we park in the nosebleeds to simply pull through into the front space. Could be due to our training or could be because of observation of the local population who are comprised of adult children or extreme senior citizens. Backing out from a parking spot puts yourself and your property at the mercy of some millennial driver who pays more attention to their phone than their windshield or a senior who cannot see past their windshield.

    • @NotMyFaultYouAreStupid
      @NotMyFaultYouAreStupid 10 місяців тому

      I used to pick up my wife from work every night at a Home Depot. I sat in the parking lot, and watched car after car back out into other cars. It was mostly old people just backing out like they didn't even look first. I watched one guy back into a UPS truck. How TF do you miss a UPS truck. ESPECIALLY since you walked right by the UPS truck to get into your car. I swear I watched it Happen. Old dude got out and started yelling at the UPS driver. It's not just millennials bro. Everyone drives like crap now hoping for an insurance payout. That's why I back into parking spots. Because it's safer for me and whatever I am driving.

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus 11 місяців тому +3

    If they had a 99 cent button people would abuse it to the point that no one would know what to order to keep up with demand of certain inventories

    • @auser1922
      @auser1922 11 місяців тому +4

      That's very true, but not very funny.

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 11 місяців тому +12

    Man he really crushed the crowd with those stoma jokes

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 11 місяців тому +1

      When you thought about commenting, what made you think this was gonna be a real zinger? And even worse you edited it so you made sure that the turd was really polished. Impressive.

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 11 місяців тому +1

      And for the record the crowd really liked the stoma jokes, and so did I. But thanks for playing.

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@RicoCosta317Get up on the wrong side of the bed?

    • @susanwicks893
      @susanwicks893 10 місяців тому +1

      @JOMA’s comment sounded like a positive compliment to me.

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 10 місяців тому +1

      @@RazyrDiarmait I did in fact. But geez was that a reaction fail on my part. So sorry JOMA, I think it's my PTSD from reading too many UA-cam comments. Next time put a 😂 on it so I don't get confused!

  • @cameshaburkes4770
    @cameshaburkes4770 11 місяців тому +3

    When he said the house shoe I could stop laughing they do me like that too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drjjloveman
    @drjjloveman 10 місяців тому +1

    Was this filmed on a cell phone camera. Looks terrible even for a youtube video.

  • @riverhayden5550
    @riverhayden5550 11 місяців тому +3

    I've failed so much😂😂😂

  • @andreaamos5865
    @andreaamos5865 11 місяців тому +5

    Why do I feel like half this was a Seinfeld set? 🤔 Doing life wrong, 3rd car honking at first car, second car flipping you off & honking backwards at you ... 🤨 (I was looping around you!!) ..I still laughed though.. 🤭😁

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 11 місяців тому +3

      Seinfeld did not invent the observational comedy genre

  • @Jen-zz7nv
    @Jen-zz7nv 11 місяців тому +12

    I laughed so hard , my abs hurt! 😂

  • @ciaramikics9284
    @ciaramikics9284 10 місяців тому +3

    This guy is pure gold!

  • @Nunya137
    @Nunya137 10 місяців тому +1

    Ok, the real problem in the egg joke is you. Mom and pop places don't do that because they don't believe the cholesterol lie. Lol

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 10 місяців тому +2

      It would also take twice as many eggs to make.

  • @peace-love-on-the-right
    @peace-love-on-the-right 6 місяців тому +1

    Alot of people wants California to break off into the Ocean

  • @joechan3130
    @joechan3130 8 місяців тому +1

    I just love his opening. Grabbed my attention immediately. Also He is the only one, if not one of the few, who actually commented the stage props and made it a joke and made it personal

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 10 місяців тому +3

    Lou Santini, you have my utmost respect!

  • @FaithAnn90
    @FaithAnn90 10 місяців тому +2

    This guy is absolutely hilarious and super relatable!

  • @joebob344
    @joebob344 11 місяців тому +3

    Very very funny!