LoadingReadyLIVE Ep23 - Duck Duck Gull

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  • Опубліковано 26 тра 2017
  • Broadcast 2017-05-27
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  • @lmgallina
    @lmgallina 7 років тому +85

    00:00:00 Intro
    00:00:30 LRR cribs
    00:02:33 Duck Collecting
    00:15:49 Feed Dump Extra Push
    00:17:14 Quote Quiz
    00:42:36 Feed Dump Extra Push
    00:43:54 Ask LRR
    01:10:08 Stream Highlights
    01:18:24 Blind Date Against Humanity
    01:32:39 Dilly Bar!
    01:32:52 Subs and Bits
    01:45:18 Stinger

    • @MadMontyMN
      @MadMontyMN 7 років тому +3

      You're good people!

  • @RLYoshi
    @RLYoshi 7 років тому +9

    "Let's find things to feed ducks!"
    Ian: I saw this thing happen, so I'm using french fries.
    Ben: I like Doritoes, so I'm using Doritoes.
    Kathleen: I went out of my way to look this up, so I'm grabbing three things that are specifically noted to be things ducks like.
    I can't help but feel like Kathleen is the kind of person who, no matter how not-serious something is, can't stand to half-ass it. I'm like that too so fair play.

  • @nathanstengel3129
    @nathanstengel3129 7 років тому +24

    "Welcome to 2017!"
    "That's a goose..."

  • @Rogtilop
    @Rogtilop 7 років тому +69

    One of the best openings

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 7 років тому +2

      Indeed

    • @chaosof99
      @chaosof99 7 років тому +2

      No. THE Best Opening. Had me rolling in the aisle.

    • @Rogtilop
      @Rogtilop 7 років тому

      chaosof99 well I do love and miss the loading ready live theme

    • @LenweTaralom77
      @LenweTaralom77 7 років тому +5

      I fell out of my chair at "So this is the Insulin!"
      This is probably the best opening since Paul and the Beartones

    • @EternalDensity
      @EternalDensity 7 років тому

      I didn't get it. What is it referencing? I'm not up on all the latest maymays.

  • @micahgray4345
    @micahgray4345 7 років тому +18

    "Some of the people here have sharp mouths and weird penises."
    "Well, you don't see me feeding you guys."
    Best line of the episode and it's only been four minutes. This is gonna be good.

  • @elfinfluff
    @elfinfluff 7 років тому +9

    "Bill Watt Memorial Food Zone"
    Awww. I like to imagine the 2:1 scale, engraved marble professional-grade food processor just hasn't arrived yet.

  • @Bloodfencer1990
    @Bloodfencer1990 7 років тому +26

    The problem with Quote Quiz is they all spend so much time together that their humors are melding together. Unless it's something dark, then Cam is a safe bet.

    • @koshi6505
      @koshi6505 7 років тому +6

      They needed to limit it a little. Maybe of the three that are sitting there. The cast is too big and the procedurally generated quotes are too general.

  • @floataway3
    @floataway3 7 років тому +13

    Job Interview against Humanity is still my #1 favorite bit from a LRL stream, but Blind date was good too! Such a fantastic premise for a whole series of improv scenes. I still die just thinking about Cam "We called ourselves... 'not contributing to society in any meaningful way.' It was an ironic name"

  • @eagleironic5815
    @eagleironic5815 7 років тому +5

    Re Duck collecting: If Ben thinks seagulls are big garbage disposal units, wait till he sees an Ibis!

  • @Tularis
    @Tularis 7 років тому +11

    "I'm wide open but I will make exceptions for banana " Ian Horner 2017

  • @jamesriley72281
    @jamesriley72281 7 років тому +2

    Kathleen's new hair style is very much on point. Love it!

  • @louiesalmon3932
    @louiesalmon3932 7 років тому +23

    *The sun is a deadly laser.*

  • @nitramreniar
    @nitramreniar 4 роки тому +1

    I absolutely lost it when Graham specified after bringing in the food that it was actually "the four arms of vishnu" and not "the forearms of vishnu" xD

  • @daverapp
    @daverapp 2 роки тому

    "We just 86'd the ass-to-mouth. But we do have.. a... box."
    I'm fucking dying

  • @themagicmanpage
    @themagicmanpage 7 років тому +4

    More Against Humanity bits! The job interview is my favorite thing thats ever been on LRL!

  • @shadowtam
    @shadowtam 7 років тому +14

    love the hair cut Kathleen

  • @ruffdrafter
    @ruffdrafter 3 роки тому

    It's a long shot but could anyone please tell me what the backing music at 0:32 on is? I imagine it's a royalty free instrumental not in shazam's database but it's stuck in my head.

  • @jacobb5484
    @jacobb5484 7 років тому +12

    Hay lrr you might want to take a look at your bionic trousers sight, it still links to your old stuff and makes it look like you disappeared

  • @Voodoomancer
    @Voodoomancer 7 років тому +1

    Gosh, even Canadian seagulls are nice. The seagulls who hang around in the duck pond in my town will fucking charge in through a flock of ducks to steal a single piece of bread, clear across the pond like some sort of bread-seeking missile.

  • @VAB0L0
    @VAB0L0 7 років тому

    The "A Middle-Aged Man on Rollerskates" card bit gave me a serious case of the chuckles. Nice improv, group!

  • @kirbybeheler579
    @kirbybeheler579 7 років тому +7

    Kathleen I love your haircut

  • @chibisven
    @chibisven 7 років тому +2

    As a professional programmer with the fancy degree and all that, I can confirm that I google stuff A LOT. I would like to contest that my job is not JUST googling though.

  • @MadMontyMN
    @MadMontyMN 7 років тому

    This was a stellar episode, I have to say. The Duckening and Quote Quiz were hysterical!

  • @matthewstoutenburg9519
    @matthewstoutenburg9519 7 років тому +3

    Don't worry Ian. Fries were the GULL-den ticket.

  • @Kidzelda0
    @Kidzelda0 7 років тому +4

    The experience is really starting to pay off. this may be the tightest LRL yet.

  • @semysane
    @semysane 7 років тому +2

    I think you forgot to shuffle the CAH deck after Tabletop Day; the pile the ladies were drawing from seemed to be the used cards from that game, in order.

  • @joomatwf8972
    @joomatwf8972 7 років тому +1

    A++ job with that button, Paul.

  • @AWJFunk
    @AWJFunk 7 років тому

    can someone tell me what the space golf game from the stream highlights is?

  • @Comeback323
    @Comeback323 7 років тому +3

    Cool Ranchology! Great

  • @sampiaggio9534
    @sampiaggio9534 7 років тому +1

    Holy crap, Blind Date Against Humanity was freaking amazing!

  • @Den241191
    @Den241191 7 років тому +1

    Quote Quiz needs to return!! Awesome segment.

  • @gnyrinn
    @gnyrinn 7 років тому +3

    Was I the only one who started to hum Tom Lehrer during the bird-feeding bit?

    • @TheDreadfulDrifter
      @TheDreadfulDrifter 7 років тому

      But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.

  • @MiyuKamiyama
    @MiyuKamiyama 7 років тому +1

    Kathleen looks very like Bea from Night in the Woods. She looks amazing.

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 7 років тому +21

    Said this on the Crapshot and I'll say it again: Ben's nails are, as the kids say, on fleek
    I wish I could pull off those nails

    • @Mewyabby
      @Mewyabby 7 років тому

      Literally just paint your nails.

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 7 років тому +5

      You just need the right pair of pliers... or nail polish. sorry, context was a little confusing O.o

    • @Bleesotron
      @Bleesotron 7 років тому +2

      I fell off of my fleek last week. I hope I get back on it soon.

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 7 років тому

    I've never even heard of 'Cool Ranch'.
    But I'm loving all these various uses of the cards which are against humanity.

  • @mrphlip
    @mrphlip 7 років тому +1

    Because I thought it was fun to make, here's the full answer guide to the quote quiz...
    So, fun facts about Markov chains in particular: if you train them on a too-small dataset (and the quote database is _way_ too small for this sort of thing), all it ends up doing is that it'll regurgitate quotes that already exist, but whenever two quotes overlap by enough (in this case, looks like it's set up to be two words) there's a chance it'll switch from one quote to the other.
    Which means it's reasonably possible to track down exactly which component quotes the chain was using to generate the fake quotes... most are just built from two or three quotes, each of which has a two-word overlap with the next.
    "There are no obvious penis references, and I won. Deal with it." -Fake Graham
    Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." -Graham [2015-12-16]
    Quote #2037: "I drew good mana, I cast good spells, and I won. Deal with it." -Graham [2016-03-04]
    Quote #4038: "Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!" -Alex [2017-02-22]
    Quote #4083: "We've gotta kill them, otherwise they're going to have fun." -Cameron [2017-03-01]
    "You have to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!" -Fake-ish Beej
    Quote #3991: "You have to do like me and try to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!" -Beej [2017-02-10]
    Quote #3330: "I have to get rid of Nagilum." -Beej [2016-08-29]
    (Not certain about that second one, but it's the only Beej quote I could find that contained "have to get", which bridges the two halves of the other quote)
    Quote #3869: "I fear dilly bar" -Ian [2017-01-15]
    "Whatever time zone you are in, I am the best at yelling." -Fake Heather
    Quote #1663: "Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too." -Heather [2016-01-25]
    Quote #1183: "I am the best at yelling." -Heather [2015-11-28]
    Quote #3782: "I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food" -Ian [2016-12-25]
    Quote #4024: "For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire" -Bengineering [2017-02-17]
    "Just as an FYI, I don't think we need to touch someone's inner darkness." -Fake Alex
    Quote #2048: "Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled." -Alex [2014-12-30]
    Quote #774: "I don't think we need to use the butt right now." -Alex [2015-10-02]
    Quote #824: "I need to touch a butt. I feel bad." -Alex [2015-10-09]
    Quote #2363: "I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness." -Alex [2016-04-22]
    "The point is: Ben does not look like Admiral Akbar." -Fake Graham
    Quote #3925: "The point is: Ben does not suck." -Graham [2017-02-02]
    Quote #2423: "My hair does not look like a yarmulke!" -Graham [2016-05-02]
    Quote #2536: "I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar." -Graham [2016-05-16]
    "What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like what would happen in a David Lynch movie" -Fake Cameron
    Quote #2857: "What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel." -Cam [2016-06-23]
    Quote #1371: "This looks like what would happen in a dream sequence in a David Lynch movie." -Cameron [2014-08-01]
    (A rare example of a quote crossing over with itself, on the two instances of "in a")
    Quote #4221: "If we can't win, we want to at least be entertaining." -Graham [2017-05-25]
    "I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am dead and still alive somehow." -Fake Alex
    Quote #973: "I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am no longer hungry." -Alex [2015-10-27]
    Quote #3296: "I am dead and still alive somehow." -Alex [2016-08-24]
    Quote #3200: "This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn." -Beej [2016-08-12]
    "You need to not be in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with Beej from now on." -Fake Ian
    Quote #2191: "You need to survive the frog." -Ian [2016-03-27]
    Quote #3999: "I just remembered, I need to not be in the oil massage bar. Y'know, rhythm." -Ian [2017-02-12]
    Quote #1313: "We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves." -Ian [2015-12-19]
    Quote #2213: "I'll only play with Beej from now on." -Ian [2016-03-29]
    "Wow, that guy got really angry that I am Captain Brainulon." -Fake Alex
    Quote #3242: "Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it..." -Alex [2016-08-17]
    Quote #741: "I think that I am Captain Brainulon." -Alex [2015-09-25]
    "Why do we have friends? Why did we move to the city full of mice?!" -Fake Heather
    Quote #3587: "Why do we have friends? Why did we sign up for those newsletters?" -Heather [2016-10-30]
    Quote #3089: "Why did we move to the city full of mice?!" -Heather [2016-08-03]
    Quote #4159: "Everyone is good except Fugi!" -Bengineering [2017-04-21]
    "When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think it keeps my head from imploding." -Fake Beej
    Quote #1835: "When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think of two actors." -Beej [2016-02-15]
    Quote #1838: "I think it keeps my head from imploding." -Beej [2016-02-15]
    "I'm more of a shitty five-year-old" -Fake-ish Kathleen
    Quote #1474: "I'm more of a ghost..." -Kathleen [2016-01-07]
    Quote #3883: "I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old" -Kathleen [2017-01-21]
    Quote #4039: "You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right" -Graham, to chat [2017-02-22]
    Quote #3544: "Nobody wants to be in the sub-James." -James [2016-10-14]
    "Now I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then they made everything poop." -Fake Graham
    Quote #481: "Now I have the color of skin." -Graham [2015-07-20]
    Quote #2024: "I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then there are some other cards as well." -Graham [2016-03-04]
    Quote #2128: "Wait! That's a resource! And then they made everything poop." -Graham [2016-03-21]
    "If babies WANT to be monetized?" -Fake Kathleen
    Quote #1693: "If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone." -Kathleen [2016-01-29]
    Quote #1475: "Do you WANT to be monetized?" -Kathleen [2016-01-07]
    Quote #3964: "Who knew that you should take off your shoes before you put on your underwear!" -James [2017-02-09]
    "I am a king and I can't be responsible for things." -Fake Beej
    Quote #665: "I am a king and I can charm the pants off anyone." -Beej [2015-09-14]
    Quote #2617: "Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them." -Beej [2016-05-27]
    Quote #3266: "I like not being responsible for things." -Beej [2016-08-19]
    Quote #4125: "There are no fire departments that can help in lava." -Ian [2017-03-19]
    Quote #3557: "I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy." -Cori [2016-10-17]
    Quote #4139: "I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown." -Adam [2017-04-03]

  • @steeldom1619
    @steeldom1619 7 років тому

    oh man... all i can think about is the song "Tauben vergiften im Park" (Poison Doves in the park) by Georg Kreisler :-D

  • @flannelshirtenthusiast4159
    @flannelshirtenthusiast4159 7 років тому +1

    Oh man the blind date against humanity was fantastic

  • @DrendarMorevo
    @DrendarMorevo 7 років тому

    Ian remains the only Lrr'r who pronounces my name right.

  • @Tensen01
    @Tensen01 7 років тому +1

    "How did you find iced tea?" The real questions is How did you actually have a ROBOCOP Gun?! Talk about a hell of a coincidence

  • @falconJB
    @falconJB 7 років тому

    The sleep experiment video was the first video of yours that I saw.

  • @TheDewman03
    @TheDewman03 7 років тому +2

    The duck section made me sad. Apparently I can't be friends with Ben because I don't like cool ranch Doritos.

  • @lydia9822
    @lydia9822 7 років тому

    Kathleen your hair is too cute, I love it.

  • @billybuttars7496
    @billybuttars7496 7 років тому

    NGL, Kathleen is looking super good, love the new hair!

  • @leppaman2719
    @leppaman2719 7 років тому

    these quotes are amazing

  • @Moonwizard420
    @Moonwizard420 7 років тому

    Kathleen, were you describing an Aviation?

  • @Grimwear
    @Grimwear 7 років тому

    Quick comment about the McDonald's automated system. It only freaking works if you're paying by credit or debit. If you go and do your order there then say you're paying cash they won't start making your order until you then walk up to a manned register and pay them your money, thereby making it faster to just...walk up to a manned register and ordering/paying there. Then they still might forget to make your order! Cool technology!

  • @willgonyea
    @willgonyea 7 років тому +10

    hello darkness my old friend, I'm never getting laid again

  • @kevinlemley5962
    @kevinlemley5962 5 років тому

    Cori "1000 slimjims, but vegan" Dickerson. Hahaha

  • @Hunter85792
    @Hunter85792 7 років тому +5

    DON'T FEED THE DUCKS!

  • @CoKroop
    @CoKroop 7 років тому +7

    Duck bit without Jer :'(

  • @DewMan001
    @DewMan001 7 років тому

    ohheycool i think my clip made it in the highlight reel

  • @ruarimadinasuar2204
    @ruarimadinasuar2204 7 років тому

    Best opening

  • @thezootbox
    @thezootbox 7 років тому +1

    more cards against humanity improv? HELL YEAH

  • @staticsight
    @staticsight 7 років тому

    Graham in Stunna Shades is amazing

  • @Haights
    @Haights 6 років тому

    Wait, was Kathleen specifically making a Robocop 3 reference in BDAH? Like, I had to search to find out that was even a reference to be made!
    (the Robocop cocktail she described is an actual cocktail, called an Aviation. Also full disclosure I've never really seen much of the Robocop trilogy, I just searched "robocop flying" and found the jetpack scene)

  • @clauderodrigue6461
    @clauderodrigue6461 7 років тому

    Awesome open

  • @stitchthealchemist1520
    @stitchthealchemist1520 7 років тому +1

    Holy shit, Ben holding out his hand to the goose made me cringe and clench

  • @theonlyksmith
    @theonlyksmith 6 років тому

    Ian' s bleach anime joke was great

  • @xPsiPsiStar
    @xPsiPsiStar 7 років тому

    Hooooooly shit, watching blind date against humanity and having a drink do not mix well, I'm in tears but most of the tears are just water I spit up at my own face somehow, I love LRL

  • @ShanWolf
    @ShanWolf 7 років тому +1

    "I haven't had ass to mouth in such a long time" ---Welp....

  • @TehAmelie
    @TehAmelie 7 років тому

    Pineapple on pizza is illegal in Iceland. And I believe they're mostly into single-serving size pizzas, to make it even weirder.

  • @GreatCanadianGuy
    @GreatCanadianGuy 7 років тому

    I did nearly as well as Ben, and I'll bet that other fans did about as well or better. I think that Ben's joke about stalking them is the ticket - we probably watch more LRR than the crew does.

  • @Tularis
    @Tularis 7 років тому +1

    Hang on... Was that a C64 in the fridge?

  • @kaios26k90
    @kaios26k90 7 років тому +1

    Still sad that this is not the next Sidewalk Slam...

  • @jamesnoland7821
    @jamesnoland7821 7 років тому

    I could watch Kathleen eat ice-cream ALL DAY!

  • @Cathowl
    @Cathowl 7 років тому

    That was the BEST blind date. :p

  • @sankethbhaskar4236
    @sankethbhaskar4236 7 років тому

    Heather, why don't you play the AAI2 Fan Translation? It's so good and professional.

  • @braddalrymple8615
    @braddalrymple8615 7 років тому

    I got all the fake and real Alex quotes right and all the rest wrong.... can you tell who is one of favorite cast members

  • @petertriller8343
    @petertriller8343 7 років тому

    If Ben hates birds, does that mean that he hates dinosaurs by extension ?

  • @feminine_desires
    @feminine_desires 7 років тому

    THIS SUMMER! EXPECT ... THE UNEXPECTED!
    Disney and Nintendo presents ... Inspector Gadget!
    Coming soon on the Nintendo Switch.

  • @Kuroukaze
    @Kuroukaze 7 років тому

    SALADS ARE MADNESS AND HAVE NO DEFINITION, FRUIT SALAD DOUBLY SO.

  • @KumaKaori
    @KumaKaori 7 років тому

    1:13:10, XD. nicely edited, whoever edits all of these together. That's pretty much how I imagined that ended for Alex, a giant fireball of death.
    1:20:17, they also fuck weird, as vlogbrothers educated me, once upon a time.

  • @Kuroukaze
    @Kuroukaze 7 років тому

    Dream E3 release - War of the Lions 2. Through 7.

  • @kaztigo
    @kaztigo 7 років тому

    LRR x Swollen Members collab confirmed

  • @CaptainCheezmo
    @CaptainCheezmo 7 років тому

    My dream reveal for E3: HL3

  • @biggerdoofus
    @biggerdoofus 7 років тому

    ♫ Feed the birds, tuppence per bag...

  • @karfsma778
    @karfsma778 7 років тому

    Kathleen is a madwoman. And I love it.

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 2 роки тому +1

    how does Shuttershades McGraham know what insulin tastes like

  • @killerkonnat
    @killerkonnat 7 років тому

    Can confirm. I'm a programmer. I google something probably every 15 minutes.

    • @BetweenTwoFires8
      @BetweenTwoFires8 7 років тому

      killerkonnat Same. And when we have company code reviews and they ask how you knew to perform it a certain way its a little awkward to respond with "cuz google said so"

  • @tarultoyarto
    @tarultoyarto 7 років тому

    Ben would be a Cool Ranch guy.

  • @Kifford
    @Kifford 7 років тому +1

    Did Beej just break his no pants rule?...m'kay

  • @PocketBeemRocket
    @PocketBeemRocket 7 років тому

    It's time to experience B E J J

  • @Cathowl
    @Cathowl 7 років тому

    Cantelope is tasteless?! What sad cantelopes have you been subjected too? Cantelope and watermelon are the only melons I'll eat.

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 7 років тому +1

    This made me miss Jer.

  • @Zeanith_helfire
    @Zeanith_helfire 7 років тому

    So my town use to have a duck/swan pond but all of swans and ducks got harassed or hunted so there's no more duck pond. So don't try to put a duck pond in rural Nebraska because apparently everyone will just eat the ducks...

  • @saraht3291
    @saraht3291 7 років тому

    I know I have heard the Cameron "We have to kill them, otherwise they are going to have fun" quote. But I can't remember where! Can anyone help me cause it's driving me crazy?! :D

  • @abbyrytel
    @abbyrytel 7 років тому

    Cool Ranch Doritos are the best Doritos. Pretty sure I'm not friends with Ben, but I feel like this is a good start.

  • @gwerith
    @gwerith 6 років тому

    #superbeardsly

  • @Dragavan
    @Dragavan 7 років тому +1

    Saddened to learn that I was never going to be Ben's friend, even though we do share the same first name... Just because I don't like Cool Ranch Doritos.

  • @Caseyuptobat
    @Caseyuptobat 7 років тому

    Wow, that's enough seagulls to qualify as a terrible hairdo.

  • @TimesChu
    @TimesChu 7 років тому

    Sad to know I couldn't ever be friends with Ben due to my distaste of Cool Ranch. I always thought we'd get along, in theory, but oh well.

  • @petery.320
    @petery.320 7 років тому

    Kathleen shaved her head sides?

  • @barefootbaymax9687
    @barefootbaymax9687 7 років тому +4

    PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!!!

  • @jameskirkland6916
    @jameskirkland6916 7 років тому

    Kathleen with the Marilyn Manson haircut

  • @godofthunder4242
    @godofthunder4242 7 років тому

    What won't Biege do for the sake of comedy? The world may never know!
    ^_^

  • @shaneriddell1680
    @shaneriddell1680 7 років тому

    Apparently ducks are 70% geese now...

  • @gamerliliturra7434
    @gamerliliturra7434 7 років тому

    I stayed awake for 52 hours working straight through the whole thing and then slept for 23 hours. I would not recommend it.

  • @NaridaX
    @NaridaX 7 років тому

    In the intro, Graham mentions topical references, so I assume his whole shtick is referencing something, but I'm missing it. Someone care to enlighten me?

  • @Tyraelashke
    @Tyraelashke 7 років тому

    Am I the only one who wants to hug Ben and protect him from the seagulls? :\