"Mom, I've Sold $2k of My Sperm" - Face Your Mother

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  • @kimberlynguyen124
    @kimberlynguyen124 5 років тому +3598

    8:40 that’s the sound of a mother possibly realizing that she has grandchildren who don’t know about her

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому

      @Julia Pedreira
      Introducing Facebook Libra
      ua-cam.com/video/4zw-jpVFKMY/v-deo.html
      The ingredients to every corporate dystopian scifi nightmare in all good fiction.
      calibra.com/ The Calibra wallet.
      libra.org/en-US/white-paper/ The White paper.
      Rundown From Reddit user R4Id:
      Confirmed stable coin
      A basket of bank deposits and short-term government securities will be held in the Libra Reserve for every Libra that is created
      -libra.org/en-US/about-currency-reserve/#the_reserve
      Who's doing what
      The initial group of organizations that will work together on finalizing the association’s charter and become “Founding Members” upon its completion are, by industry:
      Payments: Mastercard, PayPal, PayU (Naspers’ fintech arm), Stripe, Visa
      Technology and marketplaces: Booking Holdings, eBay, Facebook/Calibra, Farfetch, Lyft, MercadoPago, Spotify AB, Uber Technologies, Inc.
      Telecommunications: Iliad, Vodafone Group
      Blockchain: Anchorage, Bison Trails, Coinbase, Inc., Xapo Holdings Limited
      Venture Capital: Andreessen Horowitz, Breakthrough Initiatives, Ribbit Capital, Thrive Capital, Union Square Ventures
      Nonprofit and multilateral organizations, and academic institutions: Creative Destruction Lab, Kiva, Mercy Corps, Women’s World Banking
      We hope to have approximately 100 members of the Libra Association by the target launch in the first half of 2020.
      Permissioned or permissionless?
      Libra will start as a permissioned blockchain.
      Consensus method?
      The Libra Blockchain adopted the BFT approach by using the LibraBFT consensus protocol. This approach builds trust in the network because BFT consensus protocols are designed to function correctly even if some validator nodes - up to one-third of the network - are compromised or fail. This class of consensus protocols also enables high transaction throughput, low latency, and a more energy-efficient approach to consensus than “proof of work” used in some other blockchains.
      (I'll dig into this after) developers.libra.org/docs/state-machine-replication-paper
      Anonymity?
      The Libra Blockchain is pseudonymous and allows users to hold one or more addresses that are not linked to their real-world identity.
      the issue i see with this is since its run by Facebook they dont need KYC/AML. to quote CZ
      "They have so much more data on the 2 billion people. Not just name, id, address, phone number. They know your family, friends, real-time/historic location, what you like... They know you more than yourself. And now your wallet too."
      Interest? dividends?
      Interest on the reserve assets will be used to cover the costs of the system, ensure low transaction fees, pay dividends to investors who provided capital to jumpstart the ecosystem (read “The Libra Association” here), and support further growth and adoption. The rules for allocating interest on the reserve will be set in advance and will be overseen by the Libra Association. Users of Libra do not receive a return from the reserve.
      libra.org/en-US/about-currency-reserve/#the_reserve

    • @brown9671
      @brown9671 5 років тому +30

      It’s not really grandchildren.

    • @zraj3433
      @zraj3433 5 років тому +70

      She probably cried... no way she deserved to find out on live TV

    • @kendallbeuerlein7202
      @kendallbeuerlein7202 5 років тому +91

      Cricket Classics that’s very rude

    • @nirmalilla
      @nirmalilla 5 років тому +59

      Nothing wrong in donating sperms. Either way we waste it everyday.

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 6 років тому +19163

    *That awkward moment when your mom looks younger than you...* 😧

  • @esungentiege8352
    @esungentiege8352 5 років тому +2077

    Matt is a legit business man. First he’s selling condom then he moves to weed. Wow

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +35

      he has a diverse portfolio.

    • @Rogersmissy
      @Rogersmissy 5 років тому +14

      ND works at hustler casino he been bout that Life LMAO

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +1

      @@Rogersmissy petty cash
      noun
      an accessible store of money kept by an organization for expenditure on small items.
      "I took the money out of the petty cash and paid her"

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 5 років тому +8

      And he gave him his mom drugs and he got a playboy subscription from his grandma

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +2

      @@bezllama3325 Haha yea nobody ever thinks like that. If anything I imagine most people appreciate those little weird exchanges as just something kinda funny to break up the monotony of the same old interactions, and then completely forget about it.
      The other day I was checking out at Target, had maybe four bags of items and the girl behind the counter, I noticed her name tag said Lyric and I just thought that was kind of a cool name, and just blurred out “That’s a pretty name, Lyric.” And she was like “Thank you.” And then she started talking about what she was gonna do after work and how she didn’t have any plans and I realized oh, she thought I was hitting on her so she’s trying to nudge things along here, drop some hints. Once I got home, I realized I didn’t have one of the bags, she forgot to put it in my cart. I think we were both just so shook by the moment, her by being unexpectedly hit on and me by realizing I had accidentally hit on her, that neither of us realized a bag was left sitting on top of the little carousel thing lol. Had to drive all the way back up there

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 5 років тому +2678

    You sure the one on the right is his mom? Holy moly

    • @namseongxu
      @namseongxu 5 років тому +17

      Why so low down man?

    • @leannepaxton5012
      @leannepaxton5012 5 років тому +154

      She looks stunning and certainly doesn’t look old enough to have a son that age.

    • @OscarHernandez-vo8ig
      @OscarHernandez-vo8ig 5 років тому +4

      Inside edition

    • @bradleyroopchand5745
      @bradleyroopchand5745 5 років тому +6

      9-Year Old Soldier verified

    • @RayMak
      @RayMak 5 років тому +4

      @@bradleyroopchand5745 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @edwardreal9467
    @edwardreal9467 5 років тому +348

    Lmao when tht guy say he sold 2k in sperm the other guy looking at him with full respect🤣

  • @blameitonablackstar
    @blameitonablackstar 6 років тому +5751

    Reina looks like her son's older sister.

  • @jenniferwilli09
    @jenniferwilli09 6 років тому +4418

    what a great way to tell your mom she may have grandkids out there somewhere 🤦

    • @rei_cirith
      @rei_cirith 6 років тому +102

      Jennifer Williams even though he uses condoms every time...

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 6 років тому +109

      Marcel Johe Artificial insemination is the most common demand of customers who go to sperm donation banks. Are you telling me that is not how sperm donation "works?"

    • @dostap7748
      @dostap7748 6 років тому +49

      Marcel Johe lol what else are they gonna do with all the sperm they collect?

    • @simonneo6220
      @simonneo6220 6 років тому +9

      Hrishabh Singh I think they were answering reicirith

    • @rei_cirith
      @rei_cirith 6 років тому +66

      I was talking about when he actually has sex, not when he's donating sperm. As in she might have lots of grandkids out there even though he always uses a condom during sex. Damn it, the joke's not funny if you have to explain it.

  • @danthadon87
    @danthadon87 6 років тому +3727

    That awkward moment when it's been revealed on public television that you're a pot dealer.

    • @comradeq2493
      @comradeq2493 6 років тому +4

      LMAO!!!,

    • @DFAULT-qn3px
      @DFAULT-qn3px 6 років тому +64

      Free advertising 😂

    • @lucialucia161
      @lucialucia161 6 років тому +1

      PHAHAHAHA

    • @Drenwickification
      @Drenwickification 5 років тому +18

      @mellamosean um that doesn't mean it's legal for anyone to sell it lol

    • @brianhill2171
      @brianhill2171 5 років тому +6

      mellamosean there’s still a huge market for illegal selling because they raised the smoking age to 21 when they legalized weed, so people under 21 still have to buy illegally unless they have a med card

  • @PrincessKristaMarie
    @PrincessKristaMarie 5 років тому +255

    8:40 was the most real reaction I've ever seen. His mom is a SAINT for not beating him through the computer😂

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +2

      FB coin does not need a blockchain, and is no threat to bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. Like stated before, its paypal on facebook suite of apps.
      What it actually is competing against is banks (retail and central), which is interesting. If people choose to put their fiat currencies into this fb coin, and then consume these coins in purchases etc, what it means is the banks are getting their legs cut out under them.
      No longer are these people holding all their savings in their bank account. Now the banks have less of our money to lend out to others (fractional reserve lending). No longer are these people spending and transacting their fiat currencies, banks and payment merchants don't get the transaction fees they usually get. The only function the banks have in this process is holding the fiat which eventually gets turned to the fb coin, or banks that hold fiat that act as a security for the coins (ie that the libra foundation holds)
      It will be interesting to see how regulators and banks react now, they must be scared
      As for Bitcoin, this is great for it, it's re-opening the conversation about money, finance, and how governments and central banks have constantly screwed up our money system. As people take steps to participate in the libra ecosystem, they will also start looking into Bitcoin, and realize the advantages it has over everything else (including Libra), as a 100% trustless and secure store of value and value transfer.
      sellected writes...
      My opinion is crypto for day to day currency is stone cold dead. It had 10.. whole... years to figure something out and failed. Facebook & co have obviously been watching and learning from others mistakes for a year or two
      99% of crypto projects are useless, so I guess you could say crypto is dead yes (doesn't mean you can't make money off it atm though). But the underlying technology of crypto and its use in real world applications is just getting started. This is where the real value is. Smart Contracts will transform the way many businesses and industries operate

    • @sajjadrazzaq6890
      @sajjadrazzaq6890 5 років тому +8

      Steve Thea wtf u on bro

    • @fanisandilya3468
      @fanisandilya3468 5 років тому +3

      @@stevethea5250 you are in the wrong comment section..

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому

      @@sajjadrazzaq6890 NZT

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому

      @@fanisandilya3468 I am a banker and have worked in and around banking for several decades. You ask: Do bankers treat you differently if your bank account has a large balance?
      Yep. Dang right. I suspect this isn't a popular answer. This is a pocket book issue. A paycheck issue. My pocketbook and paycheck.
      Besides that obvious answer, the subtle answer is one of respect. Clients with high balances are probably disciplined savers and investors, profitable business owners, and generally hard working people. Probably having above average intelligence and education. All of those are admirable.
      These clients have frequent conversations with their banker about financial matters. And this builds a personal relationship. I like talking to my friendly acquaintances.

  • @jordannelson8646
    @jordannelson8646 5 років тому +442

    HE WAS SELLING DRUGS TOO HE WAS BOUT TO SAY IT LMAOOOOO

  • @cearabostick9315
    @cearabostick9315 6 років тому +11256

    *when your mom is younger than you*

    • @seif5165
      @seif5165 6 років тому +438

      *When you copy another comment for likes*

    • @cearabostick9315
      @cearabostick9315 6 років тому +105

      Saif Xr8 hahaha I seen that! A lot of people said it, but I don’t care about likes.. lol. And I always comment before even reading the comments.

    • @zoneddd
      @zoneddd 6 років тому +12

      haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bigtyrone4847
      @bigtyrone4847 6 років тому +12

      Ceara Bostick open Bob and vagene

    • @jonaheeboi
      @jonaheeboi 6 років тому +10

      How does that work?

  • @saraa.3046
    @saraa.3046 6 років тому +3222

    Reina looks so young and fine to be his mom tbh🔥😂😂

    • @ceezeeemowndeadzombie4014
      @ceezeeemowndeadzombie4014 6 років тому +29

      Sara A. Bitch are we looking at the same person?

    • @saraa.3046
      @saraa.3046 6 років тому +2

      Corey Moyer em and why!

    • @worldno1boybandmember594
      @worldno1boybandmember594 6 років тому +2

      yea

    • @ulliulli
      @ulliulli 6 років тому +22

      10 years ago I had a female colleague, who was 36 at the time and smoking hot! Sport leggings hot! One day a young man picked her up from the work place and I thought, it was her lover. Nope, her son. The got pregnant with 15, became mother at 16 and grandma with 37 .

    • @sheraeguerrero
      @sheraeguerrero 6 років тому +5

      I'm 26 and my mom is 39...and we look like sisters.

  • @adrien7343
    @adrien7343 6 років тому +2978

    I dont want to know How his grandma Look when his mother Looks so young 😂

    • @remocrapstuff5414
      @remocrapstuff5414 6 років тому +19

      Adrien Diop his mother probably looks like a toddler or something 😂

    • @adrien7343
      @adrien7343 6 років тому

      Remo Crapstuff 😂 could be, could also be his Girl

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 6 років тому +2

      That's exactly why i wanna know😏

    • @Chezmono
      @Chezmono 6 років тому +9

      Introducing the first 30-year-old man who never got out of high school habits of smoking pot... with the world's first teenage grandmother... who supplies him with premium porn subscriptions...

  • @possh833
    @possh833 4 роки тому +109

    “Homa, have you ever smoked marijuana?”
    Homa: *Shit, i’m high right now*

  • @thatswhatshesaid3406
    @thatswhatshesaid3406 5 років тому +885

    What did you're mom find in you're room ?
    Dirty socks with glue in them ..

  • @RyanSpringer1984
    @RyanSpringer1984 6 років тому +2027

    I sold condoms in high school too. Got them free from the health department and every boy wants to say he is active so they buy. Easy money in high school. Thanks for the memories.

    • @j.r.christ734
      @j.r.christ734 6 років тому +90

      Ryan Springer liquor weed and condoms... Easy to sell in high school cuz everybody want to be cool

    • @gawtehmc1427
      @gawtehmc1427 6 років тому +16

      Cigarets in our school and cheap sweets

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 6 років тому +8

      Conor McGrotty $0.25/ea from middle school til end of high school on '02

    • @gawtehmc1427
      @gawtehmc1427 6 років тому +2

      Ryan Springer 50p for a single and you bought 10 for 2.50, double.yoir money thay was in like 2010

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 6 років тому +2

      Conor McGrotty ya. Quarter was for friends. If I liked ya 2 for 1. If you were a "duck" or a "bama" then a dollar per lol

  • @Justbrowsing4lunch
    @Justbrowsing4lunch 6 років тому +389

    Reina must’ve had her son at a very young age. She looks young

  • @SebastianArlock
    @SebastianArlock 6 років тому +1161

    I kinda sold sperm for 2k dollars. Mom: thinks of how many grandchildren she must have😂

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 років тому +17

      "You are SO in trouble now, Youngman!!!!"

    • @somerandomdude8588
      @somerandomdude8588 5 років тому +14

      Nah she’s Persian so she’ll probably beat him with a slipper when he gets home

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 років тому +1

      @@somerandomdude8588 how kind of you. I think a palm/date tree branch whip. RIP persian guy.

    • @amirmohammadm2684
      @amirmohammadm2684 5 років тому

      @@somerandomdude8588 true 😂👍

    • @Rinrin_98
      @Rinrin_98 5 років тому

      Yo 1k

  • @sharstic2929
    @sharstic2929 5 років тому +295

    The first time I read it I thought it said “mom, I’ve sold $2k of YOUR sperm” lol

  • @Smithers285
    @Smithers285 4 роки тому +214

    Am i the only one who's clocked that her name is homa😂

  • @Npiotteraz
    @Npiotteraz 6 років тому +2331

    Kevon’s mom looks like she wants to ground him lol 😂

  • @majedmajed6068
    @majedmajed6068 6 років тому +470

    what a way to tell ur mom she is a grama

    • @downbad5976
      @downbad5976 6 років тому +1

      Majed Majed HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @mcnoneya
      @mcnoneya 5 років тому +16

      Yep and she seems pretty traditional and conservative too.. poor thing 😂😱 🙊

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂 my mom would hang me in the tree and questions me which ladies and where are her grandkids after that.

  • @eggystax4681
    @eggystax4681 5 років тому +13

    8:42 the amount of joy on james’ face from the mom’s gasp 😂😂💖

  • @skileet5219
    @skileet5219 5 років тому +133

    Wow. Reina is really young and pretty

  • @beth3362
    @beth3362 5 років тому +69

    The way he said “homa” @ 3:59 😂😂 I died

    • @leck1933
      @leck1933 4 роки тому +1

      Josephine Vasquez HhOoMaa

  • @AnneSofie557
    @AnneSofie557 6 років тому +280

    She's probably shocked because that means she's far behind on her "grandchild-knitting-projects"

    • @milovela
      @milovela 6 років тому +1

      MrWh0cares Ha!!! 😂😂

  • @rip2768
    @rip2768 6 років тому +1416

    the white dude gave his mom a marijuana and his grandma gave him play boy magazine what an amazing family

    • @boogiedownbronx73
      @boogiedownbronx73 6 років тому +167

      he aint white he is latino !!!

    • @rosegeorgina6230
      @rosegeorgina6230 6 років тому +45

      Abo khaled Almutiri i cant see a white boy?

    • @solodolotrevino
      @solodolotrevino 6 років тому +43

      Why must people simplify ethnic backgrounds to “white dude” even when a guy is clearly olive complexion. It’s no fun

    • @airborneazza8266
      @airborneazza8266 6 років тому +35

      Abo khaled Almutiri "A Marijuana"

    • @forniterockzz7717
      @forniterockzz7717 6 років тому

      Abo khaled Almutiri true dat

  • @Fishtank33
    @Fishtank33 6 років тому +105

    Matt's mum looks like she could be his sister! He looks older than his age and she looks way younger 😂

  • @hiyest
    @hiyest 6 років тому +912

    The mother was pregnant at the age of 8.

    • @Crisis.Knight
      @Crisis.Knight 5 років тому +125

      @@astrophelia Dah, do you know jokes?

    • @Jeneditz
      @Jeneditz 5 років тому +6

      @@Crisis.Knight thats a fact in philippines theyre are young girls at the age of 10 or 12 and they cant abort it because it is illegal in the philippines

    • @Crisis.Knight
      @Crisis.Knight 5 років тому +25

      Jeneditz 0321 But that is not what were talking about here

    • @Jeneditz
      @Jeneditz 5 років тому +2

      @@Crisis.Knight ehhh but still im just pointing out the fact there FYI😒

    • @Whimswirl
      @Whimswirl 5 років тому +6

      She literally looks like an average middle aged woman with her hair, makeup and nails done. Have you never seen a dolled up middle aged woman?

  • @Corekidbeenybunny
    @Corekidbeenybunny 5 років тому +43

    Rena looks like she could be her son’s sister 😂 she even sounds like a 20 year old

  • @EclipticVistaYT
    @EclipticVistaYT 6 років тому +2095

    I have an angel watching over me and I call her mom.

  • @FlagCutie
    @FlagCutie 6 років тому +130

    Reina does not look old enough to have that son!

    • @rory5113
      @rory5113 6 років тому +1

      Jess_Marie_G he looks 40 and she looks 20

    • @thanostsarbos1197
      @thanostsarbos1197 6 років тому +4

      Rory she looks 40, he looks 35

    • @kristiangibson106
      @kristiangibson106 6 років тому

      My tita looks like she is 25 but she is 43 and has a kid (my cousin) who is 28.

  • @waster1228
    @waster1228 6 років тому +503

    Good job to the show for showcasing some diversity!!! It is great to see some representation of everyone!

    • @shimmerlite5820
      @shimmerlite5820 6 років тому +2

      waster1228 Agreed!

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 6 років тому +1

      I agree, too!

    • @SupremeUnicorn
      @SupremeUnicorn 6 років тому +20

      good point and now when I think about it, it's actually cool, no politics, no religion, just young men doing boys stuff and mum being 100%

    • @yodaiam6996
      @yodaiam6996 6 років тому

      Yeah that was everyone wasn’t it...

    • @musicmakesyoustrong
      @musicmakesyoustrong 6 років тому +5

      waster1228
      They are far from pretty though...
      Diversity does not equal good.

  • @michaelmcgee5478
    @michaelmcgee5478 5 років тому +38

    You're a grandmother?
    Really! Who's the mother?
    *Pulls out cvs receipt length list

  • @NyleNimo
    @NyleNimo 5 років тому +8

    These are the two perfect participants for this game omg they both had wild stories

  • @giggolo5672
    @giggolo5672 6 років тому +495

    8:36 thank me later

  • @Hav3nM
    @Hav3nM 6 років тому +20

    His grandma got him a subscription to Playboy
    Good Lord I love his grandma

  • @shardulsatrange
    @shardulsatrange 6 років тому +80

    when he says he made 2k selling his sperm , the other guy went , hell yeah.....

  • @kamikoblalark3896
    @kamikoblalark3896 6 років тому +25

    Why are people so surprised that his mom looks so young? Not everyone waits to have kids until their late 20s/30s. Especially in certain cultures, it's typical to start a family while you're still pretty young.
    Besides, some people just have good genes.

    • @namastewellness
      @namastewellness 5 років тому +3

      Kamiko Blalark they're more surprised at the fact that she looks youngER than her son. The beard doesn't help him lol

  • @michaelwhittman1956
    @michaelwhittman1956 5 років тому +144

    Kinda bounced around campus...she treated college wang like an olympic multi pogo event

  • @CodyWhitlock
    @CodyWhitlock 6 років тому +1483

    My Parents are lesbians, so I’d have to have two screens 😂😂

    • @warnerw88
      @warnerw88 6 років тому +36

      Cody Whitlock I’ve seen mention this on so many UA-cam videos..lol

    • @853Nynn
      @853Nynn 6 років тому +193

      King Tut it's called adoption

    • @Jash2608
      @Jash2608 6 років тому +198

      Or they could sit together on one screen.. O.O Mind blown yet?

    • @oreooreoclemmons5498
      @oreooreoclemmons5498 6 років тому +1

      King Tut )

    • @briannarenni
      @briannarenni 6 років тому +40

      Is it sad that I'm immediately assuming that they raised you good so I'm like..."I should get me a man like that" lmao

  • @hughmongus_1722
    @hughmongus_1722 6 років тому +21

    9:09 thats a face of regret when you know you said a bit too much

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 роки тому +79

    “Has your son ever does drugs?”
    Mom: No!
    Son: *Oh I’m actually an addict. I run a dealer since I was in high school too*

  • @klaudiagandziarowska2884
    @klaudiagandziarowska2884 5 років тому +9

    reinas eyes were literally GLOWING im in love

  • @tjacree6910
    @tjacree6910 5 років тому +9

    I think the "it was pot" was really quick interrupting his mom with slight panic in his eyes. It was not pot.

  • @briannaberanger9509
    @briannaberanger9509 6 років тому +7

    The mom just found out she has $2000 worth of grandkids

  • @ae.w3010
    @ae.w3010 6 років тому +520

    I don't think James should shake his hand...

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 6 років тому

      A E.W why not...

    • @ae.w3010
      @ae.w3010 6 років тому +26

      if you dont know, youre too young

    • @sabih44
      @sabih44 6 років тому +4

      LMAOOOO

    • @cuddlingteddybears
      @cuddlingteddybears 6 років тому +1

      Bwhahahah

    • @jesster777
      @jesster777 6 років тому +11

      I get it but this shits retarded I feel like you're easily 12 but you're tryna shit on this kid for being too young

  • @kilIstation
    @kilIstation 6 років тому +166

    I sold condoms too! Bought for 20c per condom, sold for $1 and kept doing that.

    • @Anthro777
      @Anthro777 6 років тому +32

      Nothing wrong with that, that's just ingenuity in a Capitalist society lol I would have been proud of him, actually.

    • @tharunsaji4160
      @tharunsaji4160 5 років тому +4

      I both for 50c and sold for 4 bucks

    • @reflections4me
      @reflections4me 5 років тому

      🙈🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @kiimochi.
      @kiimochi. 5 років тому

      crazybird wow... you sound so proud of your self!

    • @zeoceania2765
      @zeoceania2765 5 років тому +1

      I sold art xD and my prices were real cheap xD

  • @acgmedical9129
    @acgmedical9129 5 років тому +17

    New job interview : So you’re the sperm guy! 😂😂😂😂

  • @adambryant1454
    @adambryant1454 5 років тому +40

    7:20 he was about to say he sold drug's too🤣🤣🤣

    • @taekim6819
      @taekim6819 5 років тому +1

      Don't know why he doesn't bother stating the fact. Maybe statute of limitations haven't met its course.

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 років тому +46

    I mean, at least he got paid. I could have populated a new planet by now and I haven't earned a cent!

  • @javierlee
    @javierlee 6 років тому +33

    Traumatic Mother's Day for Mom Homa

  • @Mree1108
    @Mree1108 6 років тому +241

    WHAT THE HECK , how is reina the mom? IM SOO CONFUSED, not to be awkward but anyone would think shes his wife lmaoo

    • @maripineda4041
      @maripineda4041 5 років тому +2

      Michael Robins wtf chill

    • @halcyonclay1822
      @halcyonclay1822 5 років тому +2

      @Michael Robins wtf lmao that's why you'll never have a good relationship

    • @mywholesomelifestyle5026
      @mywholesomelifestyle5026 5 років тому

      @Michael Robins that's not cool, you can't insult people like that. I find Latinas pretty

    • @romimathews8743
      @romimathews8743 5 років тому

      Michael Robins you’re not funny whatsoever 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @Transitfan93
    @Transitfan93 4 роки тому +1

    You know your f**ked up when your own mom says “What’s wrong with you?”

  • @Jestbiz
    @Jestbiz 5 років тому +9

    He said about a week ago his Mom snooped through his room bro needs to move out lol

  • @xamurai00
    @xamurai00 6 років тому +91

    I just realized he has over 1400 kids running around as he has deposited 200 times and all are successful.. Many donors do not realize that one Ejaculation could father several babies..

    • @lofarm7290
      @lofarm7290 5 років тому

      In other countries they put limits on how many times a man can donate/how many children he “fathers.” It’s sad for all of the people who suddenly have a lot fewer people they can date in their community in the US!

  • @ianreject
    @ianreject 6 років тому +1016

    ok so I’ve been noticing weirder and weirder things about live tv. Why do the mothers have the same white boards??? To be honest the mom on the left looks like she’s in a dressing room
    And the mom on the right looks like she’s backstage or something . I also noticed on Ariana’s performance of No Tears Left To Cry on Jimmy Fallon, the cuts were to different.... what do you think?

    • @ashruz_3095
      @ashruz_3095 6 років тому +17

      Standup Reject 🤔

    • @Martia121
      @Martia121 6 років тому +443

      Of course they are all in the studio, because if mothers/fathers would film at home with their laptop cameras it wouldn't be good for TV. But I think it's not fake, no one even said that mothers are at home or somehwere, they just signed up for the show and that's it, that doesn't mean it is staged or something.

    • @Trytocookthis
      @Trytocookthis 6 років тому +2

      standup reject, can you give a link to that particular arianne show? thanks

    • @KimmikooBlossom
      @KimmikooBlossom 6 років тому +17

      They do that so the moms won’t end up beating their kids. Lol

    • @ghitmar
      @ghitmar 6 років тому +3

      It’s actually not the same whiteboard

  • @larryweegar594
    @larryweegar594 6 років тому +136

    This guy looks like Aziz Ansari's reflection in a fun house mirror

    • @tanismt6161
      @tanismt6161 6 років тому +5

      because he is a persian guy like aziz ansari

    • @florar2463
      @florar2463 5 років тому

      @@tanismt6161 aziz ansari is not persian🤔

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 5 років тому

      tani smt Aziz Ansari is Indian not Persian.....

    • @deletedleaf2688
      @deletedleaf2688 5 років тому

      Gmoney3nt 😂 these dudes are living the American dream better than most, nothing terrorist going on with them

  • @randomviewer7916
    @randomviewer7916 5 років тому +390

    Lmao
    I love telling people that 4/20, or April 20th, is Hitler's birthday. It's also the anniversary of the Columbine massacre, so it's pretty much the edgyest day of the year.

    • @mattstanislen3165
      @mattstanislen3165 5 років тому +3

      ill spark up to that

    • @riott
      @riott 5 років тому

      Random Viewer says a lot

    • @gabesapiga5904
      @gabesapiga5904 5 років тому

      its also Hitlers birthday

    • @thatg239
      @thatg239 5 років тому +8

      Random Viewer I bet you’re fun at party’s

    • @jessicabrown8158
      @jessicabrown8158 5 років тому

      That's my birthday too!

  • @BALSCOU
    @BALSCOU 5 років тому +5

    7:18 the Reina son thinking "thankful she doenst know, ahahaha, imagine "

  • @ennox4605
    @ennox4605 6 років тому +79

    I think Matt has a baby face under that beard

  • @cearabostick9315
    @cearabostick9315 6 років тому +6

    How does Reina look younger than her son 😳 she looks GORGEOUS and so YOUTHFUL 💕

  • @xiella2028
    @xiella2028 6 років тому +361

    Well ummm that was awkward

    • @jacem2332
      @jacem2332 6 років тому +1

      Ella Star
      not as awkward as i thought it would be

    • @shanethesaiyan511
      @shanethesaiyan511 6 років тому

      Ella Star I’m as dope as two rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert E equals MC Squared

    • @xiella2028
      @xiella2028 6 років тому +1

      shanethesaiyan um sure...

    • @shryoder
      @shryoder 6 років тому

      Ella Star
      shanethesaiyan was referring to ERB if your not familiar search it up on UA-cam.

    • @xiella2028
      @xiella2028 6 років тому

      Connor RK800 I just don't get why would he even reply that to this comment...

  • @itssheena9688
    @itssheena9688 3 роки тому +1

    Love the framed doggo photo next to Homa !

  • @FranklinVillalta
    @FranklinVillalta 5 років тому +3

    She said selling condoms was better than drugs? He said he's just like snoop dog 😂😂😂

  • @tim8323
    @tim8323 6 років тому +60

    I hope those two families aren't in any way the norm.

    • @ratherbenapping10
      @ratherbenapping10 6 років тому +6

      Tim van Akkeren they are for anyone who has a son. Guys are idiots

    • @mrdanthemanboi9
      @mrdanthemanboi9 6 років тому +6

      Why? it's 10 times better than being a boring family

    • @Chezmono
      @Chezmono 6 років тому +2

      Welcome to America, friend.

  • @mo7a1xy60
    @mo7a1xy60 5 років тому +7

    You know when the guy that sold sperm arrives home...

  • @TheRealBasch
    @TheRealBasch 6 років тому +345

    Are condoms still such a big thing in the US that you got to keep them hidden from your mum?

    • @Evrenovic
      @Evrenovic 6 років тому +61

      I think the fact that they were so young back then, that it is a big thing :)

    • @katherinerochester1010
      @katherinerochester1010 6 років тому +13

      Evrenovic He was in college when Homa found the condom

    • @beckykent435
      @beckykent435 6 років тому +1

      Katherine Rochester so ..

    • @TheRealBasch
      @TheRealBasch 6 років тому +10

      So he was old enough not to be shocked about stuff like that.

    • @Jordan301
      @Jordan301 6 років тому +2

      TheRealBasch idk why parents would be bothered, like at least they’re being safe lmao

  • @creativecommonsstudio6213
    @creativecommonsstudio6213 5 років тому +22

    I didn't know Maroune Fellaini did this

  • @darlingtonojobo5061
    @darlingtonojobo5061 5 років тому

    I luuuuurrrrve her ascent n how she pick her words consciously

  • @terezgrosaft3335
    @terezgrosaft3335 6 років тому +8

    Reina looks like a cool mom

  • @marinettetomlinson2422
    @marinettetomlinson2422 6 років тому +593

    Can I just say about the mothers, why the FUDGE are'nt you worried bout ur son?!
    If U tell that to my mother, she would've been dead by now....

    • @haydens3050
      @haydens3050 6 років тому +43

      Marinette Tomlinson why would they be? It's just harmless fun and discovering more about their kids.

    • @HKWINAPHSU
      @HKWINAPHSU 6 років тому +84

      Marinette Tomlinson because they’re grown men and they’re clearly fine

    • @poopgoblin6934
      @poopgoblin6934 6 років тому +27

      Marinette Tomlinson your mother sounds overprotective

    • @05-8forgotten
      @05-8forgotten 6 років тому +4

      Damn atleast your would've be dead but my mom, if I told her those things she would've be already buried like 10000 feet below ground and also already like flew away miles and miles far hahahah

    • @queenbee1234
      @queenbee1234 6 років тому +7

      Marinette Tomlinson worry about yourself and leave the mothers to raise and respect their sons for what they love them for okay they don't need tips on their parenting technics and when you have kids raise them the fuck you want

  • @TheShape.
    @TheShape. 5 років тому +3

    Poor kids 😔

  • @aniashirley2894
    @aniashirley2894 3 роки тому +3

    The most used words in 'face your mother' are 'kind of' 😂

  • @nolifestudios4328
    @nolifestudios4328 5 років тому +5

    When I saw the reaction on Homas
    face I think she was thinking that she was a grandma.

  • @SachinSharma-he3yf
    @SachinSharma-he3yf 6 років тому +246

    Henrikh mkhitaryan

    • @mohsinrizvi2331
      @mohsinrizvi2331 6 років тому +6

      The Walmart knockoff

    • @KevinBolsajian
      @KevinBolsajian 6 років тому +2

      Sachin Sharma oh so he armeniannnnnnnn

    • @SupremeUnicorn
      @SupremeUnicorn 6 років тому

      best comment (Man u Fan)

    • @a.h_wowgm
      @a.h_wowgm 6 років тому +4

      Sachin Sharma why do you mention Henrik?

    • @istan7412
      @istan7412 6 років тому

      Guy on the left looks like him

  • @nikitankosi1915
    @nikitankosi1915 5 років тому +91

    clicked the video cause i thought the tall guy was fellani...psh

  • @lb1984
    @lb1984 5 років тому +5

    The mom used a hand gesture that indicates she found the tiniest condom ever 🤣😂🤣

  • @jayden7736
    @jayden7736 5 років тому +2

    You know Matt is something else entirely. An entire different breed

  • @reillybytor8902
    @reillybytor8902 5 років тому +1

    0:07 he said that it was Mother’s Day weekend and I’m watching this the day after Mother’s day😂

  • @jtizhxc
    @jtizhxc 6 років тому +7

    "They were marijuana containers"
    "Yeah, when I picked it up, I could hear them rattling in there."
    Weed sure does rattle. XD

    • @alexiabates9185
      @alexiabates9185 4 роки тому

      I think she meant like the containers hitting against the other ones

  • @michaelwoodland4653
    @michaelwoodland4653 6 років тому +16

    Imaging someone got artificially enceminated and the babies grew up to look like that guy

    • @AgcPetSalon
      @AgcPetSalon 4 роки тому

      I know, its like staring at the sun. It hurts.

  • @iuae2212
    @iuae2212 5 років тому +138

    WAIT NOT, HOW DID U SELL YOUR SPERM I NEED TO KNOW
    (Educational purposes btw)

    • @mattstanislen3165
      @mattstanislen3165 5 років тому +2

      @Midgvt what else other than height? I'm 6'3" that's definitely tall enough lol.

    • @michaelcorleone6852
      @michaelcorleone6852 5 років тому +4

      كل زق مافي في الامارات

    • @_Mr.D
      @_Mr.D 5 років тому

      Lol i thought about it back when i was young. Lol

    • @revivedsoul1099
      @revivedsoul1099 5 років тому

      @Midgvt atleast 5`10 thats fckings heightis as fck! Get rid of that shit. Peeps who is short gets slack. Im 5,5 165 cm fck that shit

    • @mangkanor9403
      @mangkanor9403 5 років тому

      You have to be smart too.

  • @Max-dk5vz
    @Max-dk5vz 3 роки тому +1

    Cheers to my fellow Iranian Homa and Kayvan and cheers to UK and US.

  • @imshoukry
    @imshoukry 4 роки тому +2

    "His mom is surprised, I think we all are in a way" 😂

  • @florar2463
    @florar2463 5 років тому +11

    Homa is a classic Iranian mom😂😂

  • @shrimps69
    @shrimps69 5 років тому +5

    My parents snoop my room every 5 minutes, and im 18

  • @arielzambada9911
    @arielzambada9911 5 років тому +6

    His mom sure did bounce around thru the campus.......good times

  • @ginalacount9320
    @ginalacount9320 2 роки тому

    This video is gold! Guaranteed to make someone laugh even on their worst day 😂🤣

  • @PacificNorthwest360
    @PacificNorthwest360 6 років тому

    Moms were drenched after he made that comment. ‘SLUG TRAIL PARADISE ‘

  • @MyJagodaa
    @MyJagodaa 6 років тому +21

    Love from Poland 💜

  • @pressa7331
    @pressa7331 6 років тому +18

    He didn't even have to say anything about the sperm lmao

  • @devibesproductioncaleb5023
    @devibesproductioncaleb5023 6 років тому +85

    Is it me? Or does it look like Corden dropped a couple pounds?

    • @fedup9073
      @fedup9073 6 років тому +1

      DeVIBES Production //Caleb He did. He's suppose to be going prime time and their is a video announcement.

    • @j.chaitlal9421
      @j.chaitlal9421 6 років тому

      DeVIBES Production //Caleb Yes!

  • @izzyy87
    @izzyy87 5 років тому +15

    *why is she looking so young.*
    *IS THAT PROACTIVE WORKING FOR YOU.*

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 роки тому +3

    When you say too much and accidentally snitched on yourself...

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake 4 роки тому +1

      ً I wish I was haha

  • @maslinkae6225
    @maslinkae6225 6 років тому +79

    Reina looks like she could be her sons wife!!🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @mayurmadhuraj1598
    @mayurmadhuraj1598 6 років тому +4

    I wouldn't be surprised if this game was scrapped after how awkward it felt at the end

  • @karenlm9062
    @karenlm9062 6 років тому +23

    OMG these are too funny. And I thought my mom was horrible. Every Halloween I buy a big bag of Brach's candy corn. My mom can't help herself. She will just know I probably bought it and snoop through my room, poke a hole in the bag, and steal about a hand full. Its the thrill of the steal I think and seeing if she can get away with it. Its gotten so bad that now I hide the candy corn just to make it a bit of a challenge.

  • @leamartin8392
    @leamartin8392 6 років тому +11

    I've honestly never snooped through my kids rooms. They are 20 and 17 🤷‍♀️

    • @HoleeJR
      @HoleeJR 5 років тому

      Incest

    • @leamartin8392
      @leamartin8392 5 років тому +4

      @@HoleeJR incest? How? They have seperate rooms you weirdo and my son is Gay 😂

    • @sane9740
      @sane9740 5 років тому

      Wow I wish my parents were like u lol my parents go through everythingggg I have

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief 5 років тому +1

    I love that these families bust the stereotypes of what people would think looking at them or hearing their mother's names.
    Also, my god Rena looks younger than her son!