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  • Опубліковано 19 гру 2024

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  • @theironmarshal2868
    @theironmarshal2868 Рік тому +624

    Germany: *takes Moscow
    Japan: *takes Vladivostok
    USSR: DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL!!!

    • @AoH_player
      @AoH_player Рік тому +28

      USA: what the fu-

    • @Kenedien_737
      @Kenedien_737 Рік тому +3

      @@AoH_player Car: VROOOOOOM

    • @Kenedien_737
      @Kenedien_737 Рік тому +1

      @@AoH_player Canada: what the actual fu-

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 8 місяців тому +1

      Germany. *Grabs Stalingrad and Leningrad as well as that one place in the caucuses with all the oil AKaksh somethin.
      USSR:Blyat

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 4 місяці тому +2

      *ending: Osmk Sirens Pop up with Scared Song.*

  • @andyschannel8246
    @andyschannel8246 Рік тому +892

    can we just appreciate this mans time to make videos he records for hours and cuts it down to five minutes thats what i like to call a legend

  • @wingrr8943
    @wingrr8943 Рік тому +184

    4:07 Broooo, Im dead💀

    • @Walter_Wide69
      @Walter_Wide69 Рік тому

      Suka blyat blyat America blyat *heavy snowfall*
      Fuck no you can't have *heavy snowfall*

  • @raiden5181
    @raiden5181 Рік тому +353

    I love how the first 3 years are identical to my first playthrough as the ussr

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 Рік тому +4

      hey

    • @raiden5181
      @raiden5181 Рік тому +3

      @@EnergeticSpark63 hello

    • @PrussianNationalist474
      @PrussianNationalist474 Рік тому +2

      how to play ussr i only learn to play germany and usa

    • @raiden5181
      @raiden5181 Рік тому +7

      @@PrussianNationalist474 youll have to rush down the political tree and get all the great trials donew which would remove the paranoia system from the game, then do what you want

    • @verialonbia
      @verialonbia 9 місяців тому

      ​@@PrussianNationalist474 im a bit late but here's my take:
      FOCUS TREE
      first, rush down the political tree, ignore everything else because the centre political focuses reduce paranoia. when you finished the military conspiracy then focus on either army or the internal affairs. while you're at it, click the decisions to purge the navy and "forge satisfactory production reports" it reduces a considerable amount of paranoia
      after you got the politics dealt with, go with either army or economy. for army, rush down to rehabilitated military(experts in camouflage is optional). if you go economy, you can rush the third year plan(i personally don't do that) or rush down the ussr academy of sciences(pls take "foreign experts") for the extra slot. then go to the army and rush down the other slot. after that would be when the germans attack you, you can either micro in poland or fall back to the dneipr, it doesnt matter.
      please do not do any of the territorial focuses because it's a huge waste of time imo
      ARMY ORGANIZATION
      now, this is very complicated, so i just put them in one big army group, then delete all motorized and tanks for free equipment and it also reduces your gun deficit. next, you wait until you have 50pp(or 48? i dont remember) then justify on turkey. after that, you can do either:
      - split the mountaineers into one army, and split 72 infantry units into 3 armies. the first army will guard the turkish border along with the mountaineers, the rest will guard the romanian's.
      - split all nkvd divisions off the army(provided you havent switched them) and put them on the turkish border, the mountaineers and 1 army will guard the romanians.
      whatever you do doesn't matter, but you MUST extend the war until ~1938. it gives you a lotta experience and also allows you to do "war economy"(hey it's 120 pp saved). then kill both romania and turkey(you should've been in ankara or crossed the river on the border with romania by then) you get 2 free puppets(you can also annex turkey, but i dont want to micro the italian islands)
      now if you're in 1941, stack all of your army on the german border. the mountaineers on the hungarian one, and you should've the planes up to date by now. make a plane with 3x4 heavy mgs or 1x2 cannon and 2x4 heavy mgs, with sealing tanks and either 1 drop tanks and 1 extra fuel tanks or 2 extra fuel tanks. make a cas with 2 bomb locks and 1 bomb bay(small) and either 1 drop tanks and 1 extra fuel tanks or 2 extra fuel tanks. you MUST have atleast 600 fighters by the time the germans come knocking(cas can wait). then you can watch as their airforce of 4000 melt because the ai is so dumb. stay at the polish border or the dneipr line until 1943, at which you can do 2 things:
      if you're on the polish border, try to start an offensive with your tank divisions and 2000 cas, either capture warsaw and then encircle koenigsberg, or all out offensive with TANKS to kill 'em all. your casualties should be no lesser than 2m.
      if you're on the dneipr, MAKE SURE you have kiev in your hands(build some forts there) and then start an offensive that captures 10 tiles west of it. then start another offensive with your tanks until you reach the lithuanian border, trust me, you will have an instant dopamine boost if you manage to cut all of the germans at the border.
      after that, it's over.
      PRODUCTION
      first and foremost, delete trucks, tanks, fighter and strat bombers, then set infantry equipment and support equipment to 15 and 10 factories respectively. if you had any remaining factories then assign them all to arty
      if you have a 40k+ surplus of guns and 6k+ surplus of support in 1939, you have essentially won the game. now what you want to do is start researching planes ahead of time. you should have planes rolling by 1940. if you have a 80-120k surplus of infantry and 10-14k surplus of support, then cut both of them to 5 factories, invest the rest into either towed anti air and fighter or towed aa and med tanks(more on them later). you should have 12 tanks divisions in training when the germans attack. adjust accordingly as you see fit.
      TEMPLATES AND DESIGNS
      now, i have said a thing or two about the planes, so we arent going back to it. you should have your arty and aa up to date, your tanks ahead of time(1940 tanks in 1939 is good enough).
      your med tank should be:
      -main gun
      + howitzers or main cannon if you see too many tank divisions
      -turret
      + honestly, either two man or three man turret(i prefer two because the breakthrough is nice and it doesnt suffer from speed penalties of three man)
      -everything else
      + best radio you can fit, easy maintenance(replace with wet ammo storage if you doesnt have maintenance company researched), 2 heavy mgs(if you want reliability, replace one mg with easy maintenance and add wet ammo storage). for suspension... do whatever you want, i prefer christie because speed is speed. keep riveted armor because its cheaper, and keep gas engine because its balanced. make sure your armor is at least 60 and speed is at least 8km/h. you should have a tank that costs 11-15 production cost.
      for templates. you would want to do 9/1 or 9/2 depending on your preferences, i personally do 9/1(9 infantry and 1 arty) with logistics, engineer, support arty and aa, and rangers(elevate the mountaineers). the mountaineers itself should be smth like 8/3(8 mountaineers, 3 arty) with logistics, engineer, support arty and aa, and rangers. your tanks should have 30-40 combat width(to do that, you can do 10 tanks 10 motorized or 10 tanks 5 motorized(8 tanks 8 motorized is very good too) with logistics, engineer, support arty and aa, and MAINTENANCE(not rangers) this makes sure you don't get speed capped at 6.4km/h because rangers stuff.
      GENERALS AND XP GAINING
      you can do either:
      + attack turkey and romania in 1937
      + attack turkey and romania in mid-1937(allows you to farm spain for a while)
      + focus on spain only(might give you a puppet should you win). remember to send 2 tactical bombers air wing with IL design bureau
      you can breed a lvl 1-2 general into a lvl 6-7 by the time germany strikes. i prefer markian popov(he has infantry officer, cold resistance(lol), brilliant strategist and is lvl 2) he can be really good to defend the hungarian border when germany strikes(yes put him on mountaineers). for the tanks, put them under a lvl 1 tank general that starts with dmitry.
      GOVERNMENT
      this is very self explanatory, you will:
      +rush partial mob
      +get the industrial expert for extra civ construction(do not grab any other)
      + grab the popular figurehead or army reformer(again, do not grab any other ones because they will get purged to death)
      + assign your general you breed somewhere infantry specialist so you get a bonus to infantry
      + do positive heroism in focus tree for armor genius
      + get limited conscription
      + go limited exports
      + buy all of the allied rubber
      + get the cas reduction guy
      that's it. good luck with your games

  • @CCCPRusRus
    @CCCPRusRus Рік тому +99

    I like how he reloaded the game because he didn't want to fight the Allies

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 10 місяців тому

      More than likely he just wasn't ready to fight the allies

  • @eaocat9710
    @eaocat9710 Рік тому +61

    "Stalin has declared that the Soviet Union must be protected at any cost"

  • @dymkot
    @dymkot Рік тому +114

    the desire to play hoi4⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx Рік тому +30

    "Today, I played 500 hours of Soviet Union, to give you 5:00 video of average USSR experience. Enjoy, comrades!"

  • @2033-u6q
    @2033-u6q Рік тому +85

    These videos are god level. Happy that encountered this channel

  • @hdhdhrjhdje7557
    @hdhdhrjhdje7557 Рік тому +15

    Wow I instantly suffer 2 million casualties when Barbarossa starts

  • @XxxLibertyyyXx
    @XxxLibertyyyXx Рік тому +7

    1:40 NO STEP BACK!

  • @Fawzin1337
    @Fawzin1337 Рік тому +39

    Это похвально,я горжусь тобой

  • @baconhairbacana1964
    @baconhairbacana1964 Рік тому +67

    *New Talpperi video* 🙏🙏

  • @VolkovAnarchy
    @VolkovAnarchy Рік тому +8

    So you let a monarchist Yugoslavia into your Faction?
    Stalin: YES

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому +44

    Lore of Soviet Union in Hoi4 be like... Momentum 100

  • @JasonParmenter
    @JasonParmenter Рік тому +5

    Every Soviet game: maybe i should do something other than a Stalin playthrough...
    Ben: *NO*

  • @superkidwindows
    @superkidwindows 11 місяців тому +4

    4:07: i can confirm that it completely means "Hello America can i have"

  • @JACKSON298
    @JACKSON298 Рік тому +8

    When we were waiting, Talpperi delivers

  • @Chill_Goat18
    @Chill_Goat18 Рік тому +2

    Funny thing is i just searched for vid like this yesterday. Good work

  • @bannihop666
    @bannihop666 Рік тому +13

    этот ролик войдет в историю hearts of iron 4

  • @alforzsoldierman1989
    @alforzsoldierman1989 10 місяців тому +1

    This shit is very accurate. Good job, Talpperi!

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault Рік тому +7

    Big error: Not building a wall.
    Walls always work.

  • @starksvensk
    @starksvensk Рік тому +15

    A wholly underrated UA-camr. Good job!

  • @Certopo_loh
    @Certopo_loh Рік тому +6

    4:08 Да! Именно так мы здоровоемся с американцами.

  • @Randonmn
    @Randonmn Рік тому +5

    finally, hes back.

  • @RussianGeneral1905
    @RussianGeneral1905 Рік тому +6

    Next suggestion: Restoring romanovs be like…

  • @everthirn5410
    @everthirn5410 Рік тому +6

    Thank you funny baguette boy for this video 😊❤

  • @I_am_a_Brazilian
    @I_am_a_Brazilian Рік тому +7

    Finalmente vídio novo (I am a brazilian)

    • @Menezarian
      @Menezarian Рік тому

      you can't even write proper Portuguese 💀

  • @moonlitpacific
    @moonlitpacific Рік тому

    i love your editing man 😭😭😭

  • @MINKHANTHEIN-sd5iq
    @MINKHANTHEIN-sd5iq 8 місяців тому +3

    Your computer become our computer got me.
    And yes, i liked my own comment.

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old 4 місяці тому +1

    *ending: Osmk Sirens Pop up with Scared Song.*

  • @buckogamer6839
    @buckogamer6839 Рік тому +4

    soviets invade everywhere simulator

  • @kebisiek593
    @kebisiek593 Рік тому +2

    this should be a hoi4 ad

  • @rabidzabid6486
    @rabidzabid6486 Рік тому

    Your videos are perfect bro :D

  • @WyattGibbs-o8o
    @WyattGibbs-o8o 6 місяців тому +1

    time traveler: *exists*
    the timeline:

  • @justalex2.0
    @justalex2.0 Рік тому +9

    A new video,Stalin approves!

  • @detroitdave9512
    @detroitdave9512 Рік тому +2

    Love forgetting to do Desperate Measures until 1943

  • @ITZ_MA7MOUD
    @ITZ_MA7MOUD Місяць тому

    Turkey: we will gain control over the black sea
    Talpperi: nuh uh

  • @PrinceRaygelGregorio
    @PrinceRaygelGregorio 10 місяців тому

    Imagine this guy played for almost 2 days and just crop it into a 5 minutes video..
    What a Legend!

  • @barisbahceci5461
    @barisbahceci5461 Рік тому +5

    nice video! what template did you used for gameplay

  • @MARCOS-dt7sq
    @MARCOS-dt7sq 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro, could you make a video with the final game? It could be very interesting to try to save the USSR

  • @_Trigger_782
    @_Trigger_782 Рік тому +9

    Those german divisions be like: I think I'm strong but I get obliterated

  • @Aahmpower
    @Aahmpower Рік тому +1

    I like the dramatism in those videos

  • @KkkkiJfjfjfkf-ge1br
    @KkkkiJfjfjfkf-ge1br 11 місяців тому

    -Como de rapido quieres que vaya el video? -Si

  • @adressfilled8173
    @adressfilled8173 3 місяці тому

    Bullyng little countries is the average soviet union gameplay

  • @Vyacheslav69228
    @Vyacheslav69228 Рік тому +1

    +1922 social credit.
    Comrade Stalin is proud of you!

  • @JACKSON298
    @JACKSON298 Рік тому

    Worst part is when the allies somehow naval invade you in Crimea

  • @talibakhmed
    @talibakhmed Рік тому +2

    Bro imagine not annex all just take 1 state from them

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 Рік тому +2

    meta USSR , not bad , not bad at all

  • @zhivko-sr8gq
    @zhivko-sr8gq 6 місяців тому

    Bro makes playing the ussr look like playing germany against poland

  • @ThefanaticFoxUser
    @ThefanaticFoxUser Рік тому +2

    I thought it was going a bit too well for him

  • @cat_city2009
    @cat_city2009 Рік тому +1

    POV you unlocked the good timeline.

    • @SfghddevbnnnuArthurgds-lc1dw
      @SfghddevbnnnuArthurgds-lc1dw Рік тому +1

      POV: you’re subhuman leftist filth with a low IQ who has no talent and a big ego so you blame capitalism for being a loser

    • @AFT_05G
      @AFT_05G Рік тому

      POV: You're a f!cking Commie

  • @katify8920
    @katify8920 Рік тому +2

    Me whenever a new upload

  • @Gabrield23413
    @Gabrield23413 Рік тому +1

    Yess finally new video

  • @ФоминЖеня
    @ФоминЖеня Рік тому

    5:03 Safety rules from Fabienne Growley:
    Point 4: DON'T ATTACK MY ALLIES (USSR is a Fabienne ally)
    Germany and Japan: ☠
    (Because People's Democratic Republic of Animalia stronger that Axis)

  • @kizilmask
    @kizilmask 2 місяці тому

    game: soviets get turkey
    real: soviet licked hands

  • @TamasGamerPC
    @TamasGamerPC Рік тому

    My favourite video from you

  • @sandszed
    @sandszed Рік тому

    Soviet union in my game captured half of his neighbours, and they became communists

  • @bardzo_normalna_nazwa2837
    @bardzo_normalna_nazwa2837 Рік тому +1

    3:18 LOL my every playtrought

  • @marshal_anon4522
    @marshal_anon4522 9 місяців тому +4

    Stalin after killing everyone with an IQ above room temp because they're sus: Why are no competent officers?

  • @Flandoru_Chan126
    @Flandoru_Chan126 5 місяців тому

    YOOOO SOVEYSKAYA~SENPAI!!!
    これを見てください!!!

  • @holms7164
    @holms7164 Рік тому +3

    BROOOOOOOOOOO i still cant beat germany as soviet union

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Рік тому

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr fuck yea

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Рік тому

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr yea

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Рік тому

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr i just wanna see division template

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Рік тому

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr okay

  • @bitbait6614
    @bitbait6614 Рік тому +1

    4:07 Вау переводчик 1946 знает Русский)

  • @certifiedsoupmonke
    @certifiedsoupmonke Рік тому

    Am very proud mr baguette man

  • @user-mx4xz4jc3u
    @user-mx4xz4jc3u Рік тому

    Take it, as it's ours only

  • @guilhermebarreto9874
    @guilhermebarreto9874 Рік тому +1

    that's so fcking good

  • @No_HairGaming
    @No_HairGaming Рік тому +1

    nice edit :D

  • @TVMaim
    @TVMaim Рік тому +2

    nice, ussr, gotta love it

  • @Jody36
    @Jody36 Рік тому +1

    Which texture Mod do you use?

  • @eaocat9710
    @eaocat9710 Рік тому

    Next time eat a salad
    -Scout tf2

  • @Ataavci
    @Ataavci Рік тому

    someone plays soviet
    turkiye: MAN WE ALREADY LIFE WAR LEAVE US ALONE
    Stalib: istanbul, istanbulllll I need go isganbul

  • @Rob-zz7bq
    @Rob-zz7bq 8 місяців тому +1

    When the communism goes so hard not even a collab government can cap the soviet union

  • @panzerskameyka01
    @panzerskameyka01 Рік тому +1

    2:58 у меня тоже Китай взял Ирак

  • @ЕленаАтрохова-и4ю

    where is the TNO mod?

  • @El.fish.the.chocolate
    @El.fish.the.chocolate Місяць тому

    4:23 Iranian troops had seized Baku.

  • @zidekrichard1144
    @zidekrichard1144 Рік тому

    PLS make a video about how to be a pro like you

  • @aileenapuhin
    @aileenapuhin 7 місяців тому

    FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
    -a conscript

  • @robertdragon2838
    @robertdragon2838 Рік тому

    so many divs and 15 mill manpower

  • @Taylor_slayss
    @Taylor_slayss Рік тому

    What was the first piece of music in the video? (No it’s not a song it’s a piece)

  • @notjx113
    @notjx113 11 місяців тому

    Chinese iraq.... How far the east truly extended...

  • @bg.mapper
    @bg.mapper Рік тому

    what is the name of the music at the end of the video???

  • @notjx113
    @notjx113 8 місяців тому +1

    1:19 💀💀💀

  • @yan_yan2318
    @yan_yan2318 Рік тому

    Pov: Влажные сны членов КПСС

  • @BarakObamamoment
    @BarakObamamoment Рік тому +1

    Based ending !

  • @zagorovic789
    @zagorovic789 Рік тому

    can i just ask you what mods do you use?

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  Рік тому

      while recording I just use FPS map mod

  • @samuelrecchilongo8972
    @samuelrecchilongo8972 Рік тому

    Yeeeeeeee new tallpery video

  • @__geoul1s__618
    @__geoul1s__618 Рік тому

    You could naval invade japan with one army in 1940

  • @orange8685
    @orange8685 7 місяців тому

    You better annex Finland and Van

  • @LevinaEllyangeles
    @LevinaEllyangeles 2 місяці тому

    "no sus"💀

  • @andraniktorosyan4393
    @andraniktorosyan4393 Рік тому

    Hey dude can you tell me what mod you used to get like no terrain vision so my game runs faster?

  • @sqorx
    @sqorx Рік тому

    Lol germany capitulated on rhe 9th of may in ur playthrough

  • @L.D.G.334
    @L.D.G.334 Рік тому

    You couldn't win playing for the USSR? Well, you are specific suckers...

  • @LeoMor0108
    @LeoMor0108 Рік тому

    4:56 many words that only Russians will understand

  • @canardbelge
    @canardbelge Рік тому +4

    Masterpiece

  • @Kohrule
    @Kohrule Рік тому +1

    Grafic mod name?

  • @Xser-KJ
    @Xser-KJ 7 місяців тому

    Satlin when he see this news 4:53

  • @Mikewazowskiiscool
    @Mikewazowskiiscool 5 місяців тому

    Im going to try make videos like this

  • @rodrigoguerrero7626
    @rodrigoguerrero7626 Рік тому

    the best video

  • @fob_studios
    @fob_studios 6 місяців тому

    Bro made a USSR montage

  • @JimmiCHY
    @JimmiCHY Рік тому

    ЭТО ШЕДЕВРАЛЬНО