12 Ways Superman Could Beat Batman Instantly (But Won’t) (Because Science w/ Kyle Hill)

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    Batman v Superman drops this week, so of course everyone will argue who would or should win. But is it really a contest? Kyle shows how the Last Son of Krypton could easily win (but won't) on this week's Because Science!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @joshuahadams
    @joshuahadams 8 років тому +228

    "Lift the earth above his head." Superman can do a handstand? Amazing!

  • @Nerdist
    @Nerdist  8 років тому +1703

    #BatminvSupermin

    • @anakin148
      @anakin148 8 років тому +6

      +Nerdist hahah, I actually think that's kind of a cute pronunciation XD

    • @saulw6270
      @saulw6270 8 років тому +60

      Makes me cringe

    • @akiboi9636
      @akiboi9636 8 років тому +26

      +Nerdist New pet peeve

    • @mordiveer5957
      @mordiveer5957 8 років тому +20

      +Nerdist :'( why you do dis?

    • @glorious_griffin
      @glorious_griffin 8 років тому +13

      +Nerdist Was this one of your Nerdist behind the scenes dares/challenges or is that Kyle's actual pronunciation?

  • @McSmacks
    @McSmacks 8 років тому +2057

    Batmun vs Supermun!!
    This is driving me crazy.

    • @drekoolkid4582
      @drekoolkid4582 8 років тому +41

      supermin

    • @theothomas5546
      @theothomas5546 8 років тому +9

      +McSmacks omg yes it sounds so fucking weird

    • @Shep-1701
      @Shep-1701 8 років тому +7

      The Batmuhn

    • @Nerdist
      @Nerdist  8 років тому +45

      +McSmacks GOOD, GOOD. -- KH

    • @zombiesblvd
      @zombiesblvd 8 років тому +22

      sounds like Batmen vs Supermen to me it's driving me crazy

  • @borgholable
    @borgholable 8 років тому +336

    if he says supermin or batmin one more time i swear to god ..... he just fucking did

  • @daniel_of_jersey4775
    @daniel_of_jersey4775 8 років тому +1119

    "Supermin"
    "Batmin"
    im more annoyed by this then i should be.

    • @ccrpalex2456
      @ccrpalex2456 8 років тому +11

      +Shanon Leffler I hate you for pointing this out... Now it annoys me too...

    • @nihilistteddy3
      @nihilistteddy3 8 років тому +17

      me too. it irritated the fuck out of me

    • @gamers7800
      @gamers7800 8 років тому +4

      Your right as smart as the host is he can't say Batman or Superman.

    • @ccrpalex2456
      @ccrpalex2456 8 років тому +11

      Gamers says the guy who can't write properly.

    • @mjallen1308
      @mjallen1308 8 років тому +2

      Uggghhhh yesssss!!!!

  • @gabrielcartagena680
    @gabrielcartagena680 8 років тому +925

    Batmin V Supermin: Dawn Of Mispernounciation

    • @sayeef957
      @sayeef957 7 років тому +5

      Gabriel Cartagena haha

    • @tbow13gbr22
      @tbow13gbr22 7 років тому +22

      Nigga you know he's joking intentionally, right?

    • @collinsanford5051
      @collinsanford5051 7 років тому +1

      Too savage

    • @IAmGhostProductions
      @IAmGhostProductions 7 років тому +1

      Gabriel Cartagena technically it’s not a mispronunciation xD

    • @artbaugh3
      @artbaugh3 7 років тому +1

      Gabriel Cartagena actually the root German word for man is pronounced...

  • @nicholasraines7347
    @nicholasraines7347 8 років тому +652

    Pikmin, Supermin, and Batmin.

    • @neburnynhs9394
      @neburnynhs9394 8 років тому +13

      Omfg, yes

    • @MrJimjah
      @MrJimjah 8 років тому +5

      +Nic Reigns beat me to it

    • @greensoccer8123
      @greensoccer8123 8 років тому +4

      +ohshit mrjimjah He beat me to it too

    • @kierankeattch3727
      @kierankeattch3727 8 років тому +2

      I thought he was a nerd. Nerds don't like mispronunciation last time I checked

    • @joelmiller7645
      @joelmiller7645 8 років тому +1

      Lol I noticed to 😂

  • @brentrichards4160
    @brentrichards4160 8 років тому +341

    Supermin vs Batmin xD

    • @kanekiken3441
      @kanekiken3441 6 років тому +1

      no no its supermen vs batmen sooo 100 supermen vs 100 batmen
      what im saying is men is a group of mankind

    • @mikearcher9390
      @mikearcher9390 5 років тому

      X((((((

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 8 років тому +1026

    Batmun... Supermun... Olivia Munn

    • @20ParadigmShift11
      @20ParadigmShift11 8 років тому +3

      vars28 Well done sir, I commend you.

    • @bennettjames100
      @bennettjames100 8 років тому +10

      supermin

    • @polypumkins111
      @polypumkins111 8 років тому +8

      hahahha i came down here to do the same damn thing.

    • @vivrossano8345
      @vivrossano8345 7 років тому

      Me too

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 років тому +1

      Here's how I dispute all of his methods.
      1) He has to get close to Bats before he can do that, and Batman has many long-range weapons, most of which can be infused with Kryptonite.
      2) Again, proximity. Batman + Kryptonite = incapacitated Supes.
      3) Charging the heat-vision for 12 days? Assuming Superman isn't doing anything else while charging, Batman could have him begging for mercy by 12:00 of the first day.
      4) Batman is the master of stealth. He knows every trick in the book; He's not about to be bested by the oldest one. Plus, WayneTech has all sorts of surveillance across Gotham. Batman can see Superman coming from a mile away any day.
      5) See above. Also, helmet. Also, helmet probably part of armor made for fighting Superman.
      6) Batman is ALWAYS paying attention, especially in a fight with a flying death-magnet, assuming we're going with the Zack Snyder Superman.
      7) Bruce Wayne has satellites too. When he sees Superman trying to do that, he can just ask Alfred to load the Batwing with Kryptonite bullets and unload them on Superman. And that's only if Batman doesn't have a way of stopping Superman from leaving Earth's atmosphere.
      8) Not if Batman has a Kryptonite suit, which he totally does in the comics.
      9) Almost all of these methods involve proximity, which Batman is too smart to allow Superman to achieve.
      10) Superman fans have already established that speed = time-travel is bull. Next.
      11) He has to get a batarang first. Like Batman's gonna let him do that.
      12) Batman probably already knows of Superman's inability to see through lead. Thus, he most likely lined his suit with lead, which shields you from x-rays. He probably did it to conceal his gadgets, so he would've outwitted Superman by accident.
      Long story short, Batman finishes the fight before it starts.

  • @FictagiousDaveSavage
    @FictagiousDaveSavage 8 років тому +216

    "Supermn..." "Batmn..." "Mn mn..." What the hell mn?!?!?!

    • @TKiFenris
      @TKiFenris 7 років тому +29

      Was driving me insane the entire time.

  • @PtolemysEye
    @PtolemysEye 8 років тому +464

    Bro as much as I love you and this channel I would gladly give you the entirety of my life's savings to persuade you never to do another superhero with "man" in the name again.

    • @DezDies
      @DezDies 8 років тому +41

      Supermin is very powerful.

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 8 років тому +25

      Come on, min. We're all humin beings. You guys should go on a trip together. I hear Minchuria is nice this time of year. 😄

    • @mikey54554
      @mikey54554 8 років тому +6

      4:37 he actually says batMAN

    • @mikey54554
      @mikey54554 8 років тому

      4:30 sorry

    • @razz0404
      @razz0404 8 років тому +1

      JayDee thought the same thing. Can't tell if its a joke or not, but he said it right a couple of times

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 8 років тому +194

    Superman can also go back in time, visit Martha when she was pregnant and perform a Bat-bortion.

    • @michaelwilberton1250
      @michaelwilberton1250 6 років тому +23

      Spawn kill

    • @cheeseisgoodman425
      @cheeseisgoodman425 6 років тому +18

      Or go further and become his father.....

    • @victorunbea8451
      @victorunbea8451 6 років тому +2

      Superman would find that the Bman already sent Kryptonite accessories to his parents...

    • @Mikhail_Malekov935
      @Mikhail_Malekov935 6 років тому +2

      Actually, only flash can time travel. Superman has never ever time traveled. It was just a hoax.

    • @ReedHarston
      @ReedHarston 5 років тому +5

      Why not go back to the night of the mugging and stop the mugging, so Batman never comes to exist? That would be much more fitting to Superman’s morals.

  • @mr.majora6841
    @mr.majora6841 8 років тому +38

    The real battle of all time isn't Batman vs. Superman. It's Batmin vs. Supermin vs. Pikmin. IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!

    • @jj-nj6ii
      @jj-nj6ii 8 років тому +1

      Beautiful. 10/100.

    • @r.i.probbierotten3265
      @r.i.probbierotten3265 8 років тому +1

      +jj 1042 10/100 is actualy shit. That's the same as 1/10

    • @raw2107
      @raw2107 8 років тому +1

      I was driving me nuts every time he said batmin and supermin

  • @159753smith
    @159753smith 8 років тому +242

    Batmin vs Supermin

    • @edifon3926
      @edifon3926 8 років тому +20

      That bothered me so much

    • @face1339
      @face1339 8 років тому +2

      Like David Letterman...that's why he's saying it like that.

    • @wessley4606
      @wessley4606 8 років тому +1

      hes saying because hes.....

    • @Bishmark-nq7ti
      @Bishmark-nq7ti 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @josephbrock6037
      @josephbrock6037 7 років тому

      will smith I scrolled down KNOWING this would would be the first lol

  • @Nerdist
    @Nerdist  8 років тому +159

    Yes, any episode that is even tangentially related to Batman will have me and a Bane mask. -- KH

    • @ethangourley3446
      @ethangourley3446 8 років тому +1

      Kyle you're awesome!!

    • @Nerdist
      @Nerdist  8 років тому +3

      +Ethindude Hey. You're awesome. -- KH

    • @strawberrywafers7079
      @strawberrywafers7079 8 років тому

      Superman isn't the strongest guy. doomsday and super girl are stronger if not of equal strength

    • @anthonykuykendall4207
      @anthonykuykendall4207 8 років тому

      +Nerdist Btw Batman could survive in open space for 22 seconds without dying sooooooooooo (btw superman would instant kill batman)

    • @anakin148
      @anakin148 8 років тому +3

      +StrawberryWafers B keep reading comics dude, you'll find out that the writers keep making Superman even more and more OP

  • @brownjordan0523
    @brownjordan0523 8 років тому +788

    Or he could just say Martha

    • @giovanigomez8842
      @giovanigomez8842 7 років тому +1

      Jordan From Krypton lol

    • @danielmcgee3845
      @danielmcgee3845 7 років тому +1

      Jordan From Krypton that just like an insult make him more angrier

    • @brownjordan0523
      @brownjordan0523 7 років тому

      Tylersaurus Rex I like it when batman gets angry lol

    • @Ac3Mustang
      @Ac3Mustang 7 років тому

      Jordan From Krypton bruh if you don't get yo freaky ass on 😂😂

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 7 років тому +5

      Jordan From Krypton If this video is anything to go by, his moms name would be Murtha.

  • @PepeSi1via
    @PepeSi1via 8 років тому +265

    He's putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable.

  • @P3Series
    @P3Series 8 років тому +182

    WTF is with the supermin and Batmin.

    • @MrShadowcast
      @MrShadowcast 8 років тому

      Seriously

    • @domanickwilloughby4415
      @domanickwilloughby4415 8 років тому +2

      The "Min" is keeping me from subbing tbh lol

    • @brightwolf123
      @brightwolf123 8 років тому +11

      what if supermin and batmin came together and formed the leauge of min think about it supermin batmin aquamin martin minhunter wonder womin its genius

    • @epherium8177
      @epherium8177 8 років тому

      +Jacob Specht and pagan min.

    • @Bowfella
      @Bowfella 8 років тому +6

      This is why 9/11 happened.

  • @MCLegoboy
    @MCLegoboy 8 років тому +46

    Personally, I like the idea of Superman using his Wall of China rebuilding vision to just trap Batman in too tight of a brick box to where he can't even move, thus dying from a lack of oxygen.

  • @jordanl2317
    @jordanl2317 8 років тому +41

    Waiting for Supermin to throw all copies of BvS into the Sun

    • @mikearcher9390
      @mikearcher9390 5 років тому

      along with this most annoying video, kyle!X((

  • @joepill674
    @joepill674 8 років тому +559

    STOP SAYING BATMIN AND SUPERMIN

    • @berserkgouda4033
      @berserkgouda4033 8 років тому +9

      He actually says it how it should be pronounced. Although, pretty sure he's fucking with us

    • @batfleckforever3594
      @batfleckforever3594 8 років тому +6

      +Zak Dickinson Yeah, he's fucking with us but it's still annoying.

    • @franksmertkopf1593
      @franksmertkopf1593 8 років тому +1

      +EndezFailz and supermin

    • @bernardosax
      @bernardosax 8 років тому +2

      +joe pill sounds more like batmen

    • @ryancrandall9543
      @ryancrandall9543 8 років тому +1

      lol

  • @0lionheart
    @0lionheart 8 років тому +169

    I would very much like to see this Batman vs Supermin movie Discount Thor is talking about :P

    • @batfleckforever3594
      @batfleckforever3594 8 років тому

      Hahahaha!!!

    • @Trekkie3D
      @Trekkie3D 8 років тому

      123movies

    • @Johnk98
      @Johnk98 8 років тому +1

      Oh my got that was hilarious

    • @nicky_shtz
      @nicky_shtz 8 років тому +1

      You are my spirit animal

    • @Techspin
      @Techspin 8 років тому +4

      na na na na na na na na BAT-MIIIIIIN!!!

  • @ImAlexGoodwin
    @ImAlexGoodwin 8 років тому +22

    Kyle pronouncing Batman and Superman make me think of that friends episode. "Well it's not his last name. I mean, he's not Phil Spiderman. He's a SpiderMAN!" lol

    • @Nerdist
      @Nerdist  8 років тому +5

      +I'mAlex Exactly my impetus. -- kH

  • @boodjaz6201
    @boodjaz6201 7 років тому +23

    who tried the hot breath and cold breath thing as soon as he said it

  • @nemlol
    @nemlol 8 років тому +122

    If Kyle shaved he could play Felicity Smoke in the Arrow TV series.

  • @inline4023
    @inline4023 8 років тому +54

    Supermun VS Batmin, sounds legit.

  • @Nerdist
    @Nerdist  8 років тому +90

    Don't worry, no trolling next week. Just geeky goodness. Here's a clue: is a Sith worthy? -- KH

    • @Chroniclerope
      @Chroniclerope 8 років тому +1

      Good vid. But we have to remember for the movie that superman is much weaker than his old comics.

    • @diegosanchez894
      @diegosanchez894 8 років тому +4

      Let me guess: could darth Vader lift Thor's hammer?

    • @alfieatkinson9692
      @alfieatkinson9692 8 років тому +1

      +Nerdist yes i love star wars episodes

    • @Rofel_Wodring
      @Rofel_Wodring 8 років тому +1

      +Nerdist Either a sith lifting Thor's hammer or that Dessan quote: "The force is not a shield to protect the useless, but in reality a weapon to empower the worthy."
      Since Dessan is now a silly legends charater I will take a random sith lifting Thor's hammer

    • @JohnyBuzzkillKidd
      @JohnyBuzzkillKidd 8 років тому

      +Nerdist Equally as worthy as a Jedi.

  • @jaray8348
    @jaray8348 6 років тому +17

    "being the strongest thing in the DC universe, supermin could just grab batman by the hair or neck, and wait three days later until he died of thirst"
    this killed me, such and anticlimatic way for the dark night to die good lord😂😂😂

  • @domhartley7608
    @domhartley7608 8 років тому +8

    'Batmin' and 'Supermin' is my kryptonite

  • @cameodamaneo
    @cameodamaneo 8 років тому +83

    Nope. The winner of the fight was definitely not us. The movie sucked. -_-

    • @allmightypixel9770
      @allmightypixel9770 8 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 8 років тому +3

      'Fight' is a strong word

    • @cameodamaneo
      @cameodamaneo 8 років тому

      Chowder12345able Haha, perfect response XD

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 8 років тому +1

      Cameron Pearce Thanks. A 5 minute 'tussle' at best, during which Batm'n smashes a sink over Superm'n's head. Truly amazing writing

    • @cameodamaneo
      @cameodamaneo 8 років тому +1

      Chowder12345able Oh, absolute top notch Hollywood at it's very best.

  • @BETAmosquito
    @BETAmosquito 8 років тому +19

    Suprm'n Batm'n SUPRM'N BATM'N
    STAHP!

  • @Kataquan
    @Kataquan 8 років тому +71

    Supermin vs Batmen

  • @SlinkyBKZ
    @SlinkyBKZ 8 років тому +130

    Who the hell is Supermin and Batmin

    • @0Avi0
      @0Avi0 8 років тому +2

      Idk

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 8 років тому +2

      +SlinkyBKZ Got me, maybe I should ask my friend Superman.

    • @AslanAtreyu
      @AslanAtreyu 8 років тому +2

      OMG its driving me crazy!

    • @bobbybadonde9138
      @bobbybadonde9138 8 років тому

      hahahaahaa! I was thinking the same thing, batmn v supermn! the greatest battle between to legends wannabes.

    • @leontalksmovies5217
      @leontalksmovies5217 8 років тому

      lmao true

  • @westy1637
    @westy1637 8 років тому +141

    Were you saying Batmin and Supermin like that on purpose? Because you said Batman once and that made me suspicious of you :p

    • @westy1637
      @westy1637 8 років тому +40

      Ok I just watched a different Batman video you did about a week prior to this one and you pronounced it correctly the entire time.
      If you wanted to get on people's nerves, you did it well ;)

    • @jliburd1988
      @jliburd1988 6 років тому +1

      Lol he definitely said Superman at the end

  • @Raez_XL
    @Raez_XL 8 років тому +53

    A counter attack to Film Theorists' recent BvS video

    • @Nerdist
      @Nerdist  8 років тому +4

      +Raymond XL Haven't seen it, actually. -- KH

    • @muthwilliamwm
      @muthwilliamwm 8 років тому

      +Nerdist Havent seen it. Kappa

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren 8 років тому

      +Nerdist I think you should do a video on how Omniscience, and Omnipotence can't be real.

    • @evrnire8474
      @evrnire8474 8 років тому

      Yep hahaha

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 8 років тому +3

      +Saimeren By your profile picture, you're either a cool looking rabbit, or a derpy duck.

  • @hobsoncarion2318
    @hobsoncarion2318 8 років тому +212

    there are supermen?

  • @packiemcreary7188
    @packiemcreary7188 8 років тому +35

    "Supermin vs batmin"

    • @Bilbanzabar
      @Bilbanzabar 8 років тому

      I love you.

    • @MattCGL
      @MattCGL 8 років тому

      +Packie McReary
      Who knew they were Jewish, eh?

    • @Danny-rp4xp
      @Danny-rp4xp 8 років тому

      +Packie McReary that was what i was thinking through the whole video lol. good vid tho
      nice references

    • @thatdudeKarim
      @thatdudeKarim 8 років тому

      Hey I just made it out of Paleto Bay with ur help... thanks Packie. lol

  • @Amethyst_Spark
    @Amethyst_Spark 8 років тому +7

    I love how he says Batman right once then goes back to Batmin.

  • @jameslake5137
    @jameslake5137 8 років тому +23

    Oh this is so awesome. I want to see "Because Science" representing Superman duke it out with "Film Theory" representing Batman

    • @robinniemi9228
      @robinniemi9228 8 років тому +1

      Yeessss!!!!

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond 8 років тому +1

      Well... neither of them are really accurate as far as the movie is concerned, though. Although Kyle's conclusion is closer to being absolutely right in both comics and movie universes, he clearly overestimates Superman's strength by drawing on comic book, pre-Crisis source material (which isn't applicable to modern comics, much less the movie universe) as MatPat clearly _under_-estimates Superman's strength by basing his entire argument on one scene from a movie trailer with no legitimate indication that it represents anywhere near his true strength capacity.
      In a way, they represent the extremes of fan discussion on questions like this at large, making exaggerated or erroneous statements even if their conclusions may be true. I would say that, despite Kyle's exaggerated estimates, his conclusion is certainly true _except_ in the case of Batman having a very potent piece of kryptonite (enough to just about stop the fight before it began) or using less potent pieces of it in a more effective way (such as shooting/barraging him with kryptonite bullets or making a stealth attack against him with a piece that's powerful enough in close quarters). Well... or one of Superman's other weaknesses (if they exist in this universe), such as magic or red solar radiation.

    • @noahale
      @noahale 8 років тому +3

      +PowerMindAlchemist On the subject of your kryptonite argument, it doesn't matter how potent of a piece of kryptonite you have, if Superman stays at a distance and either just uses his heat vision or maybe flew at him with enough speed that even when he got close enough for the kryptonite to affect him his momentum would still carry his fist through Batman's skull (as you see in the movie although Superman didn't get enough momentum in that scene, he easily could). I'll leave you with a quote from the movie that is true in both the movie and the comics "If I wanted it, you'd be dead already."

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 8 років тому

      +PowerMindAlchemist I thought he did the bench pressing the Earth's weight thing for 5 days straight post-crisis? And moved faster than the speed of light, which I'm pretty sure is impossible but he is Superman. And didn't he get a new power recently where he can basically become a living solar nuke but it drains all of his reserves for a day?

    • @masterhalo212
      @masterhalo212 8 років тому

      +mrwindupbird101 actually in recent studies we've sent data faster than light everyone thought it was impossible until then but it is

  • @natehicks8000
    @natehicks8000 8 років тому +51

    But Superman's real weapon...
    His mom's name

  • @levyroth
    @levyroth 8 років тому +85

    Picard is better than Kirk.

    • @vikramchandramouli5951
      @vikramchandramouli5951 8 років тому +2

      And sisco is the best

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 8 років тому +2

      +Morgan Uther
      Each captain was the right man at the time. Neither is actually better than the other.

    • @vikramchandramouli5951
      @vikramchandramouli5951 8 років тому

      +DocWolph it was a joke but it's also tru

    • @RumpelGnom42
      @RumpelGnom42 8 років тому +1

      +Morgan Uther true but Spock is better than everyone

    • @rossgod945
      @rossgod945 8 років тому

      +IDK Vlogs ghost nappa

  • @sinjunmorris5288
    @sinjunmorris5288 8 років тому +33

    He probably says Antmin and Spidermin too.

    • @SuperSilver7591
      @SuperSilver7591 8 років тому +1

      "Saul Spidermin?" #GameGrumpsReferances

    • @thecomichero8637
      @thecomichero8637 8 років тому

      LOL XD true

    • @777ElCazador
      @777ElCazador 8 років тому

      thats funny. i just watched his vid about "pokemin"

    • @tupimpacaterpillar8420
      @tupimpacaterpillar8420 8 років тому +1

      for every superhero/villain he always says min at the end...imagine that would be annoying

    • @finn_underwood
      @finn_underwood 8 років тому

      Ahem...
      *Spider-Min.
      The hyphen is important.

  • @jakubmike5657
    @jakubmike5657 7 років тому +8

    Or he could go back in time, stop the mugger and give Batman a happy fulfilled childhood thus achieving the greatest victory of all- winning a battle that never happened.

  • @davidvonderhaar2626
    @davidvonderhaar2626 8 років тому +56

    Yes batmin and supermin

  • @Luk317
    @Luk317 8 років тому +42

    "Sneak up on Batman"..
    That would be impressive in itself lol

    • @luka188
      @luka188 8 років тому +24

      Sneaking up on someone when you can move at the speed of light is remarkebly easy.. Even if he could only move at something like mach 20 he could easily sneak up on batman. By that I mean, appear next to batman in an instant and chop of his head regardless of armor or kriptonite infused anything with the kinetic force of his hand alone.
      Superman can kill batman at any time, anywhere, regardless of anything batman does to "prepare" because you can't prepare for something that overwhelming.
      Superman could quite literally just throw a rock at batman from space and with his strength this rock would have so much kinetic force it would obliterate batman and the whole surrounding area instantly.

    • @Kritikas.1
      @Kritikas.1 8 років тому +1

      Dude. Superman can`t get to the speed of light INSTANTLY. In 1v1 match batman always wins. That is why smart people pick batman. Because batman uses science and his brain to come up with strategy. He always wins. EVEN if superman comes up with a plan to somehow OUTSMART batman and batman dies.. Batman still wins. Because the reason batman would fight superman is because he is seeing him as a threat to everyone. Same as joker. Batman doesn`t kill. And if he kills joker, joker wins. There is animated version where even Bruce is old and he kicks supermans ass, with kriptonite and gadgets. Yes green arrow helped him, but that is because Oliver asked him that he wants to help batman. Bruce could of done it without him. He is the one human who can beat superman because of his gadgets and intellect. And he says batman is a bad person? He takes shit from batman v superman movie which portraied batman as SHIIIT. They made him dark, almost like he had no morals and code. Read comics for f.. sake.

    • @luka188
      @luka188 8 років тому +17

      Superman reaction speeds would be FTL so nothing should ever hit him. Even bullets flying through the air should practically appear static to him.
      Some kriptonite science isn't going to stop his momentum and on top of that he has all those incredible senses such as hyper enhanced hearing, sight and even abilities to detect frequencies of all kinds. He basically has omnicient awareness all around him.
      No matter what science batman uses in the comics, in reality superman will win everytime. Not to mention he could simply fly away if he didn't want to fight with batman in the first place.
      Even an army of batmans would not stand a chance against a single superman.
      For each "science" solution that batman can come up with there are alteast 10 things superman can do to beat him anyways.
      To someone like batman he's literally invincable and on top of that he's literally much more intelligent aswell and can absorb knowledge at an insane speed so he could simply build his own scientific machines that are far superior to whatever batman can build and beat batman at his own game.
      The batman superman debate is simply a fan debate and something to show human arrogance. The Human always has to be the best, Batman always has to win because he is the human and he is undoubtedly the best according to comics.
      If Superman would use that brain of his, strategize and take batman on a 100% seriously there's no chance for Batman to win, ever.

    • @Kritikas.1
      @Kritikas.1 8 років тому

      Batman has higher IQ. Superman can perceive events faster. Yes. But he can`t undestand them as fast as batman can and on top of that he can`t think further from what he just learnt to create something as you were saying. He is not a scientist. He is a brute. Plus he is not a strategist. His brain doesn`t work like that. As powerfull as he is he can`t rewire his brain to work in a diffrent way even if he can perceive reality faster. And your BS about why fans pick Batman because he is human is ARROGANT. It`s ideology fight. If superman kills Batman, Batman wins. And Superman indeed has all of those senses. But that is the problem. It can be used to confuse him, to manipulate him. Think before you make something your main argument. Because what goes forward can go backwards too. Batman can use Supermans enhanced senses against him, he can do many things, because if his brain. He is genius billionaire. If superman goes all out on Batman when he is not ready for that (if the reason to do that pops up) then he could kill Batman. But Batman has always contingency plans for literally everything. If he ran away, he will make a plan by running away to disable Sups And make a move in no time to defeat Sups. Brains always win against brute power. Bats is ready for everything when he needs it. And there is no way sups even could come close to bats brain even with his speed learning.

    • @luka188
      @luka188 8 років тому +12

      The argument of Superman being a brute doesn't add up. Sure he relies on his incredible power to fight, but that'ssimply the best thing to do if you are as strong as him.
      It has been shown that superman is not only more intelligent but also more of a technological genuis than batman is.
      Using his vision he took a look at some of batmans gadges and after just taking one look he could find multiple flaws and gave batman advice on how to improve them further.
      Not only that, he can learn new information really quickly. He can read the contents from a whole library in less than a day. The reason he nerver puts an emphasis on strategy is because he can simply rely on his power most of the time to win in a fight, but batman needs to exhaust every single possibility and exploit every single little thing he can in order to maximize his succes.
      Against human level opponents batman is unstoppable and he can definitly fight against villains that are sronger than him by explointing their weaknesses and using his gadgets to get an edge, but superman is on a whole different level...
      Superman is strong enough to pull the entire earth behind him, he can push planets... He can destroy planets with his fists... And much more..
      No gadgets are going to give you an edge over that.
      And saying that batman wins if superman kills him is a stupid argument. If batman would even fight him in the first place it's his fault for enticing the wrath of someone that can destroy the entire planet with little to no effort.
      Superman is no danger to earth because he's clearly on the side of humanity, so batman has no need to come up with a plan to stop superman if he goes of a rampage, because he will never go on a murdering rampage against humanity, even if he does loose control.
      And if you are considering the weaker and less powerful superman just after the dc crisis period it's still a huge stretch for batman to even stand a chance... In fact, it's still impossible for him to win even if he does exploit supermans weaknesses. Superman beat someone made out of kryptonite and not only that, this fellow was also many times stronger than batman ever was even with his enhanced power armors and other gadgets.
      When batman uses kryptonite to try and exploit supermans weakness it's suddenly super effective "because batman", even though it's a tiny ass piece in a fucking ring on his finger...
      Just face it. There is simply no way in any realistic scenario for batman to beat superman unless superman literally let's batman win to make him look good or something...
      It's not even a competition..

  • @ChrisD4335
    @ChrisD4335 8 років тому +154

    superman could simply flick him with one finger and batman would die

    • @tylerpeters6272
      @tylerpeters6272 8 років тому +24

      Literally. it's just common sense

    • @ChrisD4335
      @ChrisD4335 8 років тому +25

      He could also go back in time and un-murder his dead parents so there never was a batman.
      Then he would just be rich ass Bruce Wayne runnin around bangin hot ass

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 8 років тому +41

      *Supermin *Batmin

    • @PLaStiiCMoNtAGE
      @PLaStiiCMoNtAGE 8 років тому +5

      Superman time traveling is stupid af. Flash should be the only one

    • @the.turd.sandwich
      @the.turd.sandwich 7 років тому +7

      shit, I've read "fuck"

  • @JRChadwick
    @JRChadwick 8 років тому +12

    "Superminn"
    "Batminn"

  • @SammyMakepeace
    @SammyMakepeace 8 років тому +37

    SUPERMIIIN

  • @crosseightyeight
    @crosseightyeight 8 років тому +5

    I think he's saying their names that way as a reference to Marlon Brando calling their planet "Kryptin."

  • @Palmerrip
    @Palmerrip 8 років тому +19

    How many comments can we find about this guy's pronunciation of 'Supermen' or 'Batmen'?

    • @JconChicago2007
      @JconChicago2007 8 років тому +4

      That's why I'm here😂😂😂

    • @emilchristophersen3354
      @emilchristophersen3354 8 років тому +1

      its supermin and batmin ffs

    • @shotgunninja543
      @shotgunninja543 8 років тому

      +Palmerrip I expected the same thing on his Video of the Legend of Zelda Timelines where he was saying Oh carina or Oe carina of time with a long O instead of the Ahcarina sound.

  • @rusteshackleferd8115
    @rusteshackleferd8115 8 років тому +70

    Mr. hill why the hell do you keep pronouncing it men instead of men

    • @TheTroy124
      @TheTroy124 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @danielkuehn3801
      @danielkuehn3801 8 років тому

      Because with out a hyphen it becomes one word.

    • @marcohdz507
      @marcohdz507 8 років тому +1

      Supermin batmin 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Techspin
      @Techspin 8 років тому

      Really? Watch the 60's show for Batman and tell what they say 100 times lol

    • @cameodamaneo
      @cameodamaneo 8 років тому

      He doesn't pronounce it like that in other videos he does. Just this one.
      I think he's just trying to get on our nerves.

  • @Jetstream-wk5hd
    @Jetstream-wk5hd 7 років тому +8

    I'm so excited for Justs Lig part 1. It has Batmin, Supermin, Wondr Womin, the Flesh, Aquamin, and Cyburg

  • @Mukation
    @Mukation 8 років тому +8

    Supermn? SUPERMN? Am i the only anoyed by how Kyle pronounced SuperMAN?

  • @The5thorseman
    @The5thorseman 8 років тому +29

    Batmin V supermin

  • @raiderswedishgaming
    @raiderswedishgaming 8 років тому +24

    Is it just me, or is he saying "Supermen" and "Batmen" the entire video?

    • @snoutp
      @snoutp 8 років тому

      You must have totally unique ears, no one else noticed that.

    • @danielled5595
      @danielled5595 8 років тому

      +Magnus Nilsson I was thinking the same thing!

    • @andrew52marks
      @andrew52marks 8 років тому

      +Magnus Nilsson i noticed it. he totally did. although i think its closer to "supermin" and "batmin" it was bugging me

    • @jalavair
      @jalavair 8 років тому

      +Magnus Nilsson noticed that too, but i think he did it on purpose. he said batmAn once though

    • @loganbaird7285
      @loganbaird7285 8 років тому

      +Magnus Nilsson Sounds more like min to me

  • @beyondw01f3
    @beyondw01f3 7 років тому +3

    1. I.M.P.A.C.T.
    2. Throw him into The Sun
    3. Throw him into Canis Marjois VY
    4. Solar Flare
    5. Heat Vision
    6. Throw him into Belt-a-geese
    7. Throw him into Jupiter
    8. Throw him into Jupiter's Red Spot
    9. Throw him into Neptune's Dark Spot
    10. Throw him into Venus
    11. Throw him at an incoming train
    12. Just punch him in the face regularly... (watch Vsauce3 "what if superman were to punch you in the face" for why I put this as #12.)

  • @Platypi007
    @Platypi007 8 років тому +8

    Batmin v Supermin v Robuts.

  • @theNick256
    @theNick256 8 років тому +39

    Stop saying supermun and batmun, it's man not mun!

  • @L4Leezus
    @L4Leezus 8 років тому +5

    Supermun and Batmun... it's killing me

  • @patrickhector
    @patrickhector 6 років тому +6

    You look like if Tom Cruise had Chris Hemsworth's baby, and then grew up with Ashton Kutcher's poster on the wall

    • @mikearcher9390
      @mikearcher9390 5 років тому

      and you reached cruise level annoyance with this audioturd!!

  • @TheKing-pg7ug
    @TheKing-pg7ug 8 років тому +4

    In case you guys are wondering (and most of you are), he's pronouncing their (Superman and Batman) names like that to make of David Letterman. Also, Superman's X-Ray Vision doesn't actually include the use of x-rays.

    • @TheKing-pg7ug
      @TheKing-pg7ug 8 років тому

      Make fun* of

    • @davesykes6954
      @davesykes6954 8 років тому

      to make fun of david letterman? hahaha you're an idiot

  • @RocketLR
    @RocketLR 8 років тому +11

    Way 13. he picks up a pebble and throws it with all his strength on batman.

    • @charlesj12345
      @charlesj12345 8 років тому

      *cough* friction *cough*

    • @juanbeltran8672
      @juanbeltran8672 8 років тому

      +Charles Jones fam. Regular people can throw hard enough to kill people with a rock

    • @juanbeltran8672
      @juanbeltran8672 8 років тому

      +Juan Beltran well, really strong people

    • @RocketLR
      @RocketLR 8 років тому +1

      Charles Jones friction yes but just like shrapnel from a bomb.. with supermans super strength, the pebble should have enough velocity to be able to pierce batman from a distance of maybe ca 300m :D

    • @charlesj12345
      @charlesj12345 8 років тому

      +RocketLR it's super man we are talking about here this guy could throw a rock a fraction of the speed of light

  • @cherryslat5702
    @cherryslat5702 8 років тому +5

    i like how he says batmin and supermin it's kinda funny

  • @andrewel5383
    @andrewel5383 5 років тому +4

    If superman just punched or flicked batman, he would die😂😂

  • @bryanprocaccini9753
    @bryanprocaccini9753 8 років тому +8

    Did he say Batmin and Supermin the whole video?

  • @kayeffty
    @kayeffty 8 років тому +23

    Batmin v Supermin

    • @rurutuM
      @rurutuM 8 років тому +2

      +%killer name% Bong of Jusmin

  • @billmalcolm4291
    @billmalcolm4291 8 років тому +10

    I take it Spidermin wouldn't stand a chance either?

    • @MrRyans35
      @MrRyans35 8 років тому +3

      +Bill Malcolm Neither would Wonder Womin

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 8 років тому +1

      +Bill Malcolm Of course not. Neither would Aquamin. Or Wonderwimin for that matter.

  • @dnickgt16
    @dnickgt16 4 роки тому +2

    I always found it odd why Superman wouldn't just cripple his opponents. His precision would be absolute, so he could just disable arms/legs in a way that would cause long term damage, nullifying them as a future threat to society but still capable of healing enough to do most common activities. /shrug

  • @MrNisse-ef9by
    @MrNisse-ef9by 8 років тому +5

    Method #1...flick a peanut at him. ;-)

  • @Doctor-nk8eu
    @Doctor-nk8eu 8 років тому +11

    Batmin, supermin, and wonderwomin v doomsdaymin

    • @Azel247
      @Azel247 8 років тому

      +Doctor Don't forget Wargreymin and Mega Garurumin

  • @jonahmiller7
    @jonahmiller7 8 років тому +4

    Superman could kiss Batman and make him forget why he was mad at him. Odd superpower, but it's there.

  • @vaughnturner
    @vaughnturner 8 років тому +20

    Not dissing you bro, like your vids. But it is funny how you say Superman and Batman as if they were normal names and not superhero names. As in Feldman, Stedman and names like that.

  • @Skrappy777
    @Skrappy777 8 років тому +6

    But what bout Piderman? Baman and Piderman, dhey best fwends!

  • @ArchingRock
    @ArchingRock 8 років тому +4

    supermen, batmen, gotta meet all of these people

  • @Hayden-qw7sn
    @Hayden-qw7sn 8 років тому +5

    5:25 You pronounced Batman properly, you failed to completely troll everyone.

    • @Nerdist
      @Nerdist  8 років тому +3

      +Thorin Gildedsword I know! Totally messed up messing up. Very disappointed. -- KH

  • @zionnobles2863
    @zionnobles2863 8 років тому +13

    Do you call them supermEn and batmEn instead of batmAn and supermAn

    • @Kinvesu
      @Kinvesu 7 років тому

      I noticed that too.

  • @mrmega5056
    @mrmega5056 8 років тому +26

    4:33 omg he said batman and not batmin.. holy shit this video is frustrating supermin, batmin holy shit min get it together!

  • @Njrocks00
    @Njrocks00 8 років тому +8

    God i love Badmin V Supahmin

  • @matarese2868
    @matarese2868 8 років тому +11

    The batmin vs supermin din of jistice

  • @jellyman0127
    @jellyman0127 4 роки тому +2

    “Bat cancer”. He just predicted the corona virus.

  • @Ryanrichey13
    @Ryanrichey13 8 років тому +9

    Holy shit he said it right 1:13 Batman!

    • @coyotechang
      @coyotechang 6 років тому +1

      Alan Smithee, oh this was intentional. That's why it's amazing.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 8 років тому +7

    How Bruce Wayne can beat Clark Kent: buy The Daily Planet and fire him. Then date Lois Lane.

  • @levitationproductions1428
    @levitationproductions1428 8 років тому +17

    Supermen and batmen 👌🏻

  • @ingersinger
    @ingersinger 8 років тому +7

    i only came here to see the comments about the way he pronounces "man"

  • @TheDreadedZero
    @TheDreadedZero 8 років тому +7

    at #12 he accidentally says Batman correctly

  • @franciscoleon9904
    @franciscoleon9904 8 років тому +5

    It's time for superman to throw all copies of the film

  • @vagrant5691
    @vagrant5691 8 років тому +11

    "Supermin"

  • @Chaos3131
    @Chaos3131 8 років тому +2

    Kylemun! Why you say Supermun and Batmun? Me-mun very confused now.

  • @Adtomskio
    @Adtomskio 8 років тому +8

    Batmun and Supermun

  • @SamYung0
    @SamYung0 8 років тому +9

    Supermin. Batmin. Aquamin.

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o 8 років тому

      God right? through the whole video that bothered

  • @Masterofachief
    @Masterofachief 8 років тому +8

    SUPER MAN! NOT SUPERMIN!

  • @dr.jackbright3920
    @dr.jackbright3920 7 років тому

    Subscribed for three reasons. Voices, Accuracy, and just hilarious. SURPRISE LIGHT SABER!

  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 8 років тому +30

    Isn't their other dc characters who are far stronger than superman

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 8 років тому +1

      besides Martian man hunter

    • @phoistmallus2642
      @phoistmallus2642 8 років тому +1

      yes

    • @harrisonkerns8935
      @harrisonkerns8935 8 років тому +2

      technically: Martian Manhunter, Shazam, Darkseid, Supergirl, etc.

    • @harrisonkerns8935
      @harrisonkerns8935 8 років тому +1

      +Harrison Kerns also Superman is usually holding back some of his strength for safety purposes and he's not always fully charged up from the sun.

    • @phoistmallus2642
      @phoistmallus2642 8 років тому +1

      Harrison Kerns Anti-Monitor

  • @Postghost
    @Postghost 8 років тому +5

    5:24
    Hey! He said BATMAN!!

    • @jonahcart
      @jonahcart 8 років тому

      +Postghost 4:33 also

    • @Postghost
      @Postghost 8 років тому

      jonahcart OMG! How the FUCK do people have two different pronunciations of the same word bouncing around their head like that?
      "Sometimes i say 'Batman', but mostly i just say "Batmin"...
      HAHA like w/tf?

  • @Psyadin2
    @Psyadin2 8 років тому +13

    Why do you say "Supermen" and "Batmen" instead of "SupermAn" and "BatmAn"

    • @DEATHWON5
      @DEATHWON5 8 років тому +3

      +Mag the whole video this bothered me ._.

    • @thedoomjay
      @thedoomjay 8 років тому

      idk if its like a canadian thing, but some of my canadian friends say milkman like "milkmin" or mailman like "mailmin" so maybe that's it?

    • @hollowkid97
      @hollowkid97 8 років тому

      lol. dont know anyone who says things like that in canada. well not in ontario, at least

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 8 років тому +8

    you forgot the most obvious one. SuperMAN could just flick BatMAN with his finger, and bye-bye Bat-MAN. :>)

    • @ansarahsan5971
      @ansarahsan5971 6 років тому

      FUCK YOU

    • @hermionesvillage
      @hermionesvillage 5 років тому

      OR, he could just snap his fingers at BatMAN’s face and then he will go bye bye the Thanos way, hahahahahahaha!

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 5 років тому

      OR he could just sneeze and move Batman back so fast that his brain turns to jelly.

  • @boosie1679
    @boosie1679 8 років тому +17

    who the fuck are batmin and supermin

    • @edwuinhernadez1016
      @edwuinhernadez1016 8 років тому

      +Chidi Akara exactly what I was thinking

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 8 років тому +1

      +Jordan Jenkins you know he's doing it on purpose too because he says Iron MAN but says Batmin lol

  • @andrew_cunningham
    @andrew_cunningham 8 років тому +4

    Or, y'know, he could... punch him. At 0.99 c. That kills most things that aren't made of... er... Superman's fist.

    • @chillbro1010
      @chillbro1010 8 років тому

      +Andrew Cunningham
      With the math involved that would literally destroy the earth.

    • @andrew_cunningham
      @andrew_cunningham 8 років тому

      Connor Hill 0.99? Nah. The blast radius might encompass a few countries, but earth isn't going anywhere.

  • @bradturner6992
    @bradturner6992 8 років тому +6

    you know i always wondered, i havent read all the superman comics, ive seen all the films, cartoons, some comics ect, and a lot of his abilities are enhanced human abilities, like strength, speed, hearing, better vision, super cold breath, some arent, like flying, heat vision, and some other of his abilities, but if he is such a super enhanced being, how loud could he shout? if he can freeze an explosion of fire just by breathing some cool air on it, surely if he shouted loud enough it could do some pretty heavy damage.

    • @bradturner6992
      @bradturner6992 8 років тому

      +Brad Turner also if he farts, probably not something comic writers or film directors want to add in, but would he have super farts? or super smelly farts, there he is just casually strolling when he feels one brewing, and he cant hold it, blam!! there goes half of metropolis.

    • @bradturner6992
      @bradturner6992 8 років тому

      yeah i know superman has control over all of his powers, but itd be pretty awkward if he was a kid and he accidentally lets one rip and blows away the whole class behind him. and also im dying to know about the voice one, could he project his voice at super volume? if so that'd be one hell of a useful power to have. or just to scare kids by shouting louder.

    • @bradturner6992
      @bradturner6992 8 років тому

      also if he has heat vision, could he have heat ass? literally firing lasers out of his ass, he'd have to eat a lot of beans but, its catch darkseid off guard for sure.

  • @goktimusprime
    @goktimusprime 7 років тому +2

    1. I thought only forward time travel was possible if you accelerate beyond light speed
    2. Totally agree about the alien language thing. This is one thing that bugs me with a lot of fiction/fantasy stories. Unless they're speaking Rigellian, which by coincidence is exactly the same as English #kang #kodoss