A real man knows how to cook. The end. Yes, If you can clean the entire house in 45 seconds. Yes please do it for US, me and you. It takes me 2-3 hours for the same result. I can cook for myself though.
Why does it fall on Jessica to be the homemaker? Why can't Hoyt make the house a home? At first I really liked them together, but now I'm starting to see that Hoyt really should be living with his mom. If he can't learn to take care of himself, then he should let his mama do it for him.
Well - this is so poignant. I don't even want to remember she's an actress, I want to talk to Jessica, offer her helpful advice...sigh. I love Jessica.
at the beginning I was thinking...sweet girl...nice character for the story...but didn't interest me at all,but as I was getting more and more information about her...she was becoming my favorite character.....nice work.
my daughter left her computer on she has been a die hard fan of true blood its 2016 and she is still watching true blood .. Damn i miss vampire Bill myself :( sad face
I've been saying this a lot but if Bill's the king now and Jessica's maker doesn't that make her like a vampire princess? (If so she should use her status to help out Hoyt in some way)
things u dont have to cook or just have to toss them in the microwave - ramen noodels,chips,snacks,corn dogs, fruits veggies - there are tons of things that are easy to make - and tasty - unlike uncooked runny eggs.....
Pasta is quick simple and easy just add sauce change it up of course but yea. Online is a great place to get simple things to cook. I can't cook ether my man does all the cooking I do the rest lol
Make him clean the house while making out... "If you clean that shelf, you get another kiss"... you know what I mean: and he should cook for himself, buying TruBlood isn't really an act!
Well, you ARE a vampire. So, human food is revolting to you. Hoyt should be a little more accepting of that. But, you can just look for recipes online. When Hoyt tells you if he's interested in something special, go online. It sounds stupid, but it's worth it. Have a good date! Lol...
you could always learn how to cook or get take out for him lol, possibly sign him up to do cooking lessons hey he might even like it, its not your fault your not his mother hun.
Sweetie, a careful selection of a few foodTV shows might allow you to prepare something simple and edible for your fella. perhaps Sookie could lend you Joy of Cooking. HGTV in small, carefully selected doses might be useful too. Your intentions are sweet.
Shake and bake ans PB&J sandwiches are always good fallbacks. As for cooking; don't worry, not every woman is a martha stewart. My family say they know when dinner's ready by the piercing sound of the smoke alarm.......
everyday I can clean faster I could go to work faster and I don't have to worry about it I don't have to worry about taking the bus no more and I could go to work on time and stuff I don't have to worry about it no more and then I could go to my graduation quiz head as I can I don't be late for my graduation
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glamour Hoyt into doing everything, then glamour him into thinking you did it.
When Hoyt wants her to cook he should let her do tv dinners and when he wants a hot cooked meal he should go to Merlottes
A real man knows how to cook. The end. Yes, If you can clean the entire house in 45 seconds. Yes please do it for US, me and you. It takes me 2-3 hours for the same result. I can cook for myself though.
Why does it fall on Jessica to be the homemaker? Why can't Hoyt make the house a home? At first I really liked them together, but now I'm starting to see that Hoyt really should be living with his mom. If he can't learn to take care of himself, then he should let his mama do it for him.
Because he earns the money.
@@kelman727 Jessica gets money from Bill & Hoyt still a human so he should do human things or have his mom do it again.
This blog thing is really funny!!!! you are great Jessica!!!
Well - this is so poignant. I don't even want to remember she's an actress, I want to talk to Jessica, offer her helpful advice...sigh. I love Jessica.
Seems like 2-3 days ago. The show was only starting to air season 2....
Hoyt can learn to cook for himself! There's but so much a vampire can do since for a house they're nocturnal.
at the beginning I was thinking...sweet girl...nice character for the story...but didn't interest me at all,but as I was getting more and more information about her...she was becoming my favorite character.....nice work.
You could ask Lafayette. His house looks pretty awesome.
my daughter left her computer on she has been a die hard fan of true blood its 2016 and she is still watching true blood .. Damn i miss vampire Bill myself :( sad face
I just love you Jess. ^^
She is the cutest thing ever... and she could rip me in half XD
That's a brilliant idea!
Jessica is pretty, but she also has that "cuteness" quality. I hope she stays for awhile!
@emROARS OMG you're right!! Bill has totally neglected her! He should at least visit once in a while, check in on her.
You can glamour someone into cleaning your house))
She's so cute :)
I've been saying this a lot but if Bill's the king now and Jessica's maker doesn't that make her like a vampire princess? (If so she should use her status to help out Hoyt in some way)
soo pretty , love yur hair
'home and cubby" lol thats cute
Loving it. :)
Does Eric have a blog?
Peoples, Human ... Hoyt.
You'd think there would be some advantages in having your maker also being king. With Beehl, apparently not.
I've never seen this before.What is it?
things u dont have to cook or just have to toss them in the microwave - ramen noodels,chips,snacks,corn dogs, fruits veggies - there are tons of things that are easy to make - and tasty - unlike uncooked runny eggs.....
things like new curtains or new paint can make it ur home in a snap
*your
Pasta is quick simple and easy just add sauce change it up of course but yea. Online is a great place to get simple things to cook. I can't cook ether my man does all the cooking I do the rest lol
Make him clean the house while making out... "If you clean that shelf, you get another kiss"... you know what I mean: and he should cook for himself, buying TruBlood isn't really an act!
haushalttips ^^ das gibts auf englisch?
Have a human cook for you. Then give it to Hoyt.
Just glamous some chefs into giving you food every night. Easy
*glamour
Do you vomit Blood?
Well, you ARE a vampire. So, human food is revolting to you. Hoyt should be a little more accepting of that. But, you can just look for recipes online. When Hoyt tells you if he's interested in something special, go online. It sounds stupid, but it's worth it. Have a good date! Lol...
@PlagaXTifi Homg, he needs one!! :D I would follow it religiously
I live in North Carolina
So what?!
K lol
*sigh*
muito linda
@KinderSurprise008 Damn right! Make him a vamp or move on! What's the point in being with a human, other than food, if your aren't going to turn them?
you could always learn how to cook or get take out for him lol, possibly sign him up to do cooking lessons hey he might even like it, its not your fault your not his mother hun.
pay someone to make your laundry ;)
No-one "makes" laurndry.
@emROARS and to add insult to injury she had to have pam fill in the gaps..smh
can you please turn me into a vampire
imo make hoyt into a vamp
@PlagaXTifi Lol no but he need's one Asap.
forget Hoyt Jess....take me instead!!!! :-P
Sweetie, a careful selection of a few foodTV shows might allow you to prepare something simple and edible for your fella. perhaps Sookie could lend you Joy of Cooking. HGTV in small, carefully selected doses might be useful too. Your intentions are sweet.
Easy, ask Hoyt to do some work. if he loves you he'll help you
If I stop taking my pills, I'm gonna start believing this shit!
Shake and bake ans PB&J sandwiches are always good fallbacks. As for cooking; don't worry, not every woman is a martha stewart. My family say they know when dinner's ready by the piercing sound of the smoke alarm.......
Here's a tip. DON'T GLAMOUR YOUR BOYFRIEND.
She should just turn Hoyt!
Beautiful... I just want you to know.... your my favorite girl..... Jessica is mine!! or, I am Jessica's! That's it!
I hope you do it you better come
Jessica is MINE...
@insaneJericho hahah nice
@PlagaXTifi It would surely be very funny but I'm sure he has no blog. XD
I don't know why.... but her face reminds me of Keri Hilson.
She mows the lawn at night? That's just rude.
When the fuck else is she gonna do it?!
Never knew a women who knew how to cook lol last gf made me raw fucking eggs
u are so pretty
*You
why not get some human slaves and have them do all the work for you? their time is limited on Earth anyway, so why not get good use out of them?
She look like Madonna (only better), do you see that too? :)
sexiest red-haired chick ever!
She is fuking beautiful
fucking beautiful!
everyday I can clean faster I could go to work faster and I don't have to worry about it I don't have to worry about taking the bus no more and I could go to work on time and stuff I don't have to worry about it no more and then I could go to my graduation quiz head as I can I don't be late for my graduation
Eh?!
Use micro waved foods ^_^
lol just order takeout for when he's due home