“Skeletor has minor injuries” “Skeletor has massive internal bleeding” “Skeletor has ascended to the great beyond” Wow, that really went from 0-100 real quick.
"To this day, we call the rivers along the Oregon Trail the Whiskey Rivers, in honor of the infamous wagon leader Joel, who kept dropping gallons and gallons of the stuff into them, as he was convinced that fording the river was a good idea."
I've always loved Oregon Trail games. I just wish there was a more modern rendition of it, with more realistic elements. I downloaded this game myself (you can make it run in Win10. No need for a virtual machine), ran 1800 miles with 6 people in perfect health, a ton of food and 6 oxen before it crashed on me. Damn. Here's a couple of tips if anybody'd be interested: >Shotgun is useless. Bring a rifle and bullets instead. >Hunt often, but never kill more than two animals per hunting session. You can't bring more than 180-220 pounds of flesh back, so anything you kill above that threshold just goes to waste and you may end up angering the indians. >Bring a ton of salt to preserve the meat you hunt for. >Salted meat is great for trading. You can get a ton with a single bullet and people often offer you valuable stuff for very little meat in return. >Stock up and dried fruits and vegetables. >Oxen do fine on a 10h/day trip, but you should still stop and rest for a day or two once in a while. >Don't forget to bring tools and spare parts.
@@torashii if you were still interested and hasn't found it, you should check the internet archive at archive.org, they've probably got it- I found total distortion and return to zork there and I'm probably gonna see if I can grab this from there too lol. Great site for old games
Oh my god it's the Oregon Trail version they made us play in school in like third grade or something. That fucking DUN DUN sound effect every time something happened jumpscared me every time.
I've only played Organ Trail, but I know I've one upped all you guys and Joel. As an Oregonian, in 4th grade we simulated the Oregon Trail, getting our own little wagon trains we filled with items and that was all we got, and we walked around our town once a day for a few days. We got to trade with indians, a tribe kidnapped some of us and those people would have to go to the library, same with anyone who died (yes by random chance you could "die" on any given day). My favorite part was getting to play the role of a crazy guy who'd seen the "yellow elephant". My teacher just decided to pick me for it. Dude was an ass but that was rad.
18:24 For 1.76 Dollar joel have bought 8 Gallon of wisky... THE EQUIVALENT OF 36 LITERS OF WISKY FOR A DOLLAR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYA! OREGON, IMMA COMIN FO YAAAAAAAAAAA
Still comes out to $1.56 a liter. Maybe if you bought that many cases of the cheapest whisky... But I think that part of Missouri only allows 3.2% beer these days. Cheap cigarettes tho.
35:02 i like to imagine joel being an extra person that takes control of the people on the ride, and does nothing but risk their lives and gives no shit, but when he loses whiskey, he goes ballistic
20:10 Actually Joel, the way the characters speak in this game is pretty accurate. Your interpretation is more in line with the Ye'Olffensive English practiced in early to mid 2000's message boards. Pretty common mix up.
Joel's "ol timey accent" reminds me of getting roasted by Europeans/Aussies any time I accidentally drop a "y'all" or other Southernism. It's better than hearing a sociopolitical stereotype, or weird Southern Belle fantasies, at least... ...but the characters really should have more non-rhotic accents
@@cuspids7 best part is when you fire shade about their roots right back and they get massively butthurt. Like, American Southerners are a fair target and no one else is. The double standard is always hilarious.
Oh, I'm VERY aware this existed, Joel: This was the version they had us play at my school. I would have thought this version would be more popular because of the meme-y FMV stuff. Oh well, look forward to watching this for 2 hours!
@@samthedystopianrat1945 Hey, there's people that don't let you forget your country's follies no matter WHICH country you live. Don't feel like you guys have to bear that cross alone! Oops. Um.. America Stupid yeehaw dur?
As someone who never got the chance to grow up with this game (I was born too late) I'm glad I can use Joel to experience what makes this game so special to so many other people
Holy shit, im slowly remembering all the damn music from this game. It's like it's been buried in my brain for 20 goddamn years. And I love how it cuts out during dialogue. Shows just how limited games used to be.
You should play 3rd edition. It has even more FMV and amazing super dated 3D graphics. It's the one I grew up with and personally I think it's the best version.
"That's blasphemy, I'm immortal! I cannot be vanquished!"- Skeletor's final words to Joel and He-Man before his death. The evil tyrant of eternia is dead.
Joel you should try Death Road to Canada! It's like the Oregon trail but with zombies, you can also make your friends as NPCs and play with them. Vinny played it on stream before
I literally just got done watching the VOD on Twitch, and then it's uploaded to UA-cam, lol. So I don't know if my view is going to count here because I'm not going to watch the video here, but I want to say... please do another, Joel, this was great.
38:45 OH SKELETOR, WHY MUST YOU LEAVE ME? AAAAAWAY, YOU ROLLING RIVER!!!!! OH SKELETOR, I WILL SURELY MISSS YOU, ON YOUR WAY (You're on your way!) ON THE MIGHTY MISSOURIIIIIIII
Holy shit, I've never seen anyone play or acknowledge this game! I've been playing it for nearly 20 years and it still holds up. Especially the random occurrences that are still to this day hilarious. Most people know of Oregon Trail now because it has become a meme, but OT II is incredibly advanced (compared to the original).
BabbyJoJoel scampering across the landscape: Oooooh lookit me, I'm gonna touch da butte! Two indians atop a distant hill: Indian 1: Hmm, 'nother swedish sausage touchin' yonder monument. Indian 2: Heh-heh-heh.
In trading, the drop down box is you selecting what you want out of what the character has, and the static text is them saying what they want for what you're asking for. The white box is what you get, the static text is what you give away. Let's pretend that in universe, what was actually happening is that there was massive communication errors because the in-game Joel is an immigrant from Sweden whose understanding of English leaves a lot to be desired.
I just gotta say, I'm only 20 minutes in (Joel's still clicking on random town people) and this game looks incredible. The sheer amount of shit you can buy. I'm actually downloading it, lmao.
![[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Shinobi Legions/X](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JWCYc9SIOlE/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Shinobi Legions/X](/img/tr.png)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Crime Patrol](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sUBKgHYeFGs/mqdefault.jpg)
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“Skeletor has minor injuries”
“Skeletor has massive internal bleeding”
“Skeletor has ascended to the great beyond”
Wow, that really went from 0-100 real quick.
This was the top comment so when i first clicked on this and read "skeletor" you could imagine my reaction
_Skeletor feels good._
He actually likes to feel *evil,* but that's okay.
*I AM NOT NICE*
Pardon?
thats the exact moment he was supposed to find medical attention
> ToddHoward has dysentery
> Who’s laughing now?
And they always will, Todd.
And they always will.
Todd Howard please make the elder scrolls 6
"To this day, we call the rivers along the Oregon Trail the Whiskey Rivers, in honor of the infamous wagon leader Joel, who kept dropping gallons and gallons of the stuff into them, as he was convinced that fording the river was a good idea."
underrated
Local Swedish man tries to go to Oregon, dies
God loved Joel so much he had to get him in heaven ASAP
Your one of those emigrants
(Todd Howard's Dying Words to Joel) "It's...ok Joel. I may be dying, but I'll come back...as DLC...in the New version...of...Skyrim..." (Dies) :P
The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2
“Spell Tome: Summon Spectral Todd Howard”
The new version will be for ouya guaranteed
They are so good at Fording since CyberMosus keeps parting the rivers
I've always loved Oregon Trail games. I just wish there was a more modern rendition of it, with more realistic elements.
I downloaded this game myself (you can make it run in Win10. No need for a virtual machine), ran 1800 miles with 6 people in perfect health, a ton of food and 6 oxen before it crashed on me. Damn.
Here's a couple of tips if anybody'd be interested:
>Shotgun is useless. Bring a rifle and bullets instead.
>Hunt often, but never kill more than two animals per hunting session. You can't bring more than 180-220 pounds of flesh back, so anything you kill above that threshold just goes to waste and you may end up angering the indians.
>Bring a ton of salt to preserve the meat you hunt for.
>Salted meat is great for trading. You can get a ton with a single bullet and people often offer you valuable stuff for very little meat in return.
>Stock up and dried fruits and vegetables.
>Oxen do fine on a 10h/day trip, but you should still stop and rest for a day or two once in a while.
>Don't forget to bring tools and spare parts.
And always ford every river.
You know where I could download it?
@@torashii if you were still interested and hasn't found it, you should check the internet archive at archive.org, they've probably got it- I found total distortion and return to zork there and I'm probably gonna see if I can grab this from there too lol. Great site for old games
Four lengths of 30 ft rope
One shotgun
One box of shells
One shovel
No food or drink
Sad trail.
Oh my god it's the Oregon Trail version they made us play in school in like third grade or something.
That fucking DUN DUN sound effect every time something happened jumpscared me every time.
I've only played Organ Trail, but I know I've one upped all you guys and Joel. As an Oregonian, in 4th grade we simulated the Oregon Trail, getting our own little wagon trains we filled with items and that was all we got, and we walked around our town once a day for a few days. We got to trade with indians, a tribe kidnapped some of us and those people would have to go to the library, same with anyone who died (yes by random chance you could "die" on any given day).
My favorite part was getting to play the role of a crazy guy who'd seen the "yellow elephant". My teacher just decided to pick me for it. Dude was an ass but that was rad.
oregon trail mini
Oregon did a lot of fun goofy shit when I went to school there.
That sounds so fun wtf
Why didn't you just travel to Maryland and back with horse and cart.
18:24 For 1.76 Dollar joel have bought 8 Gallon of wisky...
THE EQUIVALENT OF 36 LITERS OF WISKY
FOR A DOLLAR
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYA! OREGON, IMMA COMIN FO YAAAAAAAAAAA
Well $1.76 back then was equal to $56.24 today.
Still comes out to $1.56 a liter. Maybe if you bought that many cases of the cheapest whisky... But I think that part of Missouri only allows 3.2% beer these days. Cheap cigarettes tho.
@@Kenwood709 3.2? Yikes i think even bud light has more
I've heard they call the drunk "3.2 flu" probably because you feel shitty and puke from having to quickly drink so much.
35:04 Whenever Joel get's angry he briefly turns into a sumerian demon.
XD
*yee*
(and I can not stress this enough)
*HAW*
*Joel has died.*
JOEL IS DED!
Never forget his last word:
"Wulf"
Tlou2 reference
“Maple syrup’s the same thing as honey”. Hmmm. One’s a bee product, the other is glorified sap. Yeah, I’d agree.
King Kippo they both never expire, they only crystallize into pure sugar
Spoiler:
Skeletor dies in Infinity Trail II.
He-man I don't feel so good
I was going to watch that GODAMNNIT
@@azathoth6575 r o u x me plssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This riverbank would make a good resting place
Eli The Other Computer Guy sounds familiar. Completely unrelated, but this game is brutal, isn’t it?
Peice of wood
Mary drowned in 2 feet of water
@@kingkippo1777 You mean BrutalMoose's Oregon Trail video
we don't want any murderous varmint around here
23:45: "You lost the following supplies: nothing".
Except your dignity.
35:05 Joel turns into a furious dinosuar abomination after realizing he lost his alcohol in the river.
Where's the part where Skeletor dies
edit: found it 35:50
Those diary entries were amazing
is this the steel ball run anime
yes
Expected JoJoke
Yes
Nah man, it's the Joelverse version of the SBR Universe. Can't wait to see Josuke in that universe man.
My favorite SBR character is DannyDevito
*"That, that is not my future! I'm not gonna be buried in a grave! When I'm dead, just throw me in the trech"*
Ford the river..
You've been elected captain !
What?
Lmao I just discovered your channel a couple days ago, you crack me up! Those god diary pages were comedy gold!
35:02 i like to imagine joel being an extra person that takes control of the people on the ride, and does nothing but risk their lives and gives no shit, but when he loses whiskey, he goes ballistic
This has become one of my favourite comfort videos to watch on UA-cam
20:10 Actually Joel, the way the characters speak in this game is pretty accurate. Your interpretation is more in line with the Ye'Olffensive English practiced in early to mid 2000's message boards. Pretty common mix up.
Joel's "ol timey accent" reminds me of getting roasted by Europeans/Aussies any time I accidentally drop a "y'all" or other Southernism. It's better than hearing a sociopolitical stereotype, or weird Southern Belle fantasies, at least...
...but the characters really should have more non-rhotic accents
@@cuspids7 best part is when you fire shade about their roots right back and they get massively butthurt. Like, American Southerners are a fair target and no one else is. The double standard is always hilarious.
We're not going anywhere until we give Danny a PIECE OF WOOD
brutalmoose gang rise up
I cant wait for that Todd Howard comment meme guy to comment.
Oh, I'm VERY aware this existed, Joel: This was the version they had us play at my school.
I would have thought this version would be more popular because of the meme-y FMV stuff. Oh well, look forward to watching this for 2 hours!
Hah, you lucky American! Here in England all we play is games about how we killed the poor, Mistreated the Jews and Had a stupid society.
@@samthedystopianrat1945 Hey, there's people that don't let you forget your country's follies no matter WHICH country you live. Don't feel like you guys have to bear that cross alone!
Oops. Um.. America Stupid yeehaw dur?
As someone who never got the chance to grow up with this game (I was born too late) I'm glad I can use Joel to experience what makes this game so special to so many other people
Same here, by the time I was in the school they just said fuck it make them read we can't afford this shit.
I found this game online for $10 back in 2003. I'm sure you can find it dirt cheap now. Or download it.
@Karizaki Ori I didn't have a computer 4 years ago
Hell, I completely forgot I even made this comment lmao
Oh god yes.
After watching Brutal Moose's video on this, I was hoping for someone like Jobel to play it.
Hell yeah, dude.
Peice of wood.
DAMN YOU JAMES!
HIS NAME IS JORBEL
You know, this river makes a good resting place
56:46 And they're using
_ACTORS._
Oregon Trail and FMVs, a match made in Heaven.
If Skeletor had internal injuries and was just going to die within half an instant anyway why did the game even bother telling you about the cuts
This is actually my favorite Oregon Trail game. I still play this once in a while. I'm glad Joel gave it a shot and enjoyed it too!
I fell down and broke my leg
Holy shit, im slowly remembering all the damn music from this game. It's like it's been buried in my brain for 20 goddamn years.
And I love how it cuts out during dialogue. Shows just how limited games used to be.
"How's doin', frien-"
*"I'M A SCOUT-"*
*_[ h a g g l i n g i n t e n s i f i e s ]_*
Oh my god that German house building screensaver! I loved it as a kid!
I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
None of this would have happened if we brought Dr. Pepper and Clemons along. :(
I grew up playing Oregon Trail II, and still have it. It still works in 64 Bit Windows 10.
RIP Joel
He died like 10 miles away from Boise because his ox got a bit too lazy
I legitimately said "I'll just watch a few minutes, I don't need to see the whole thing."
And here I am, two hours later.
I sure hope Joel never becomes a salesman.
You should play 3rd edition. It has even more FMV and amazing super dated 3D graphics. It's the one I grew up with and personally I think it's the best version.
I didn't know I wanted a Warhammer 40k Oregon Trail until Jobel said so
The Rouge Trader game we always needed
1:07:10 joel you spent 93 dollars on sugar..
Yeah? And?
This is America, after all.
Yoooo how’d you get Red Dead 2 early, Joel?
An Oregon trail stream on my birthday?! The prophecy was true! 😀
Happy birthday 🎂
Thank you
Happy late birthday~
32:01 Replaying the first few beats of the song and It suddenly hit it me why it sounded so familiar, Gorillaz- Doncamatic has the exact same tune.
This game brings back memories! First time played it at computer class since first grade!
1:33:03 "HOw's DOIN-- IEIM A SCOUT ROUND"
We found scout's great great grandfather lol
I like how the journal entries document a religious man's slow and painful descent into madness.
35:04 Joel transforms into a pterodactyl
"That's blasphemy, I'm immortal! I cannot be vanquished!"- Skeletor's final words to Joel and He-Man before his death. The evil tyrant of eternia is dead.
*Time is-a wastin’*
Rifle is the only gun in the game that doesn't suck.
Is it wrong I NEVER played ANY Oregon Trail game?
Hope you do a 2nd round of this, though.
Was surprisingly fun.
Are you a non-american? Because that's the only acceptable excuse.
Nope.
From Cheeseburger land, born and raised.
I remember playing the 3rd game in elementary school
@@Da_ComputerMonster Then you should buy a copy, it still works on Windows 10.
Better yet. Play Organ Trail, lot more fun than Oregan Trail in my opinion.
Joel you should try Death Road to Canada! It's like the Oregon trail but with zombies, you can also make your friends as NPCs and play with them. Vinny played it on stream before
There’s one like that called “The Organ Trail”
Time for some skinny-dippin' chalkin-tha-wagon ox killin' feat. dysentery
“Nyah Bones”
@The person above me is wrong you should check the person's UA-cam channel.
@The person above me is wrong It's Sydney from Payday 2
OK, no seriously... why do I see you like everywhere. I just thought a lot of people had the same profile picture but no its all you.
Pardon?
I literally just got done watching the VOD on Twitch, and then it's uploaded to UA-cam, lol. So I don't know if my view is going to count here because I'm not going to watch the video here, but I want to say... please do another, Joel, this was great.
I live in Oregon and am still reeling from this stream.
Joel speaks to God: The Game
38:45 OH SKELETOR, WHY MUST YOU LEAVE ME? AAAAAWAY, YOU ROLLING RIVER!!!!! OH SKELETOR, I WILL SURELY MISSS YOU, ON YOUR WAY (You're on your way!) ON THE MIGHTY MISSOURIIIIIIII
Holy shit, I've never seen anyone play or acknowledge this game! I've been playing it for nearly 20 years and it still holds up. Especially the random occurrences that are still to this day hilarious.
Most people know of Oregon Trail now because it has become a meme, but OT II is incredibly advanced (compared to the original).
BrutalMoose reviewed this awhile ago fyi
1:01:52 onward had me laughing for 5 minutes straight jesus christ
RIP Joel
A patriot who saved the world
1:27:45 Proof that joel is a mature adult
-Vinesauce-
*_Vsauce_*
S a n d i c e
Vsauce Joel
Joe Sauce of
ua-cam.com/video/3MBcFruJCI8/v-deo.html
When I was younger I thought they were the same thing
BoysOnAquaticTransportation patreon.com/fwob i thought vinny and joel were the same thing
Lord Nobel has crossed the lands to bring us Oregon Trail and FMV
My childhood. Still have the 3rd Edition.
More Oregon trail!
1:02:25 That song sure fits well for Danny’s trash burial.
played Oregon Trail II at school and loved it. Got it at home a few years ago but lost the CD
These diary entries are the fucking best
I received Skeletor in Angeland! But when I offered a place to stay here, he talked about a place called Eternia and rejected it...
Must be partying with Hades and Medusa instead...
What...
[Visible confusion]
Joel you are a consistantly solid source of joy in my bizarre life. Love you bro. This beppis is for yuo
I never died, I just ascended to GODDHOOD
"skeletor has minor injuries"
1 second later
"skeletor has died"
huh
*why did you create suck beautiful life just to take it away, God?*
Jorbylll strikes bacc
BabbyJoJoel scampering across the landscape:
Oooooh lookit me, I'm gonna touch da butte!
Two indians atop a distant hill:
Indian 1: Hmm, 'nother swedish sausage touchin' yonder monument.
Indian 2: Heh-heh-heh.
Love the 'Oh Shenandoah' midi
Joel gets sicker everyday
we need more of this
In trading, the drop down box is you selecting what you want out of what the character has, and the static text is them saying what they want for what you're asking for. The white box is what you get, the static text is what you give away.
Let's pretend that in universe, what was actually happening is that there was massive communication errors because the in-game Joel is an immigrant from Sweden whose understanding of English leaves a lot to be desired.
Well I'm dead... Oh wait I've always been dead what the Hell? You can't just leave me behind in a grave! What the fck guys?
if there's one thing i've learned from watching Joel play Oregon Trail is that Fording the River never seems to be a good idea
Boulders in the way, wait for conditions to improve
when this game has more voice actors then oblivion
God damn, Aqua and Palutena are really quick
👺
That's how they usually are...
sasuga megami
joel:
someone got drowned: i sleep
lost some whiskey in the river: real shit
Gotta get those four food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard. :^)
When you play this in your car and you feel Joel's breath on your leg
*hears "go tell aunt rhody"* Oh, this can only end in tears. Are you sure this is the version /without/ zombies, Joel?
I just gotta say, I'm only 20 minutes in (Joel's still clicking on random town people) and this game looks incredible. The sheer amount of shit you can buy. I'm actually downloading it, lmao.
I died laughing at Robidoux Pass and its "Wheels on the Bus" midi...
1:53:17 I laughed so hard that the tea that I was drinking came out through my nose.