Evil Granny's Christmas Message
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- Опубліковано 20 гру 2023
- Evil Granny's Christmas Message
#comedy #sketchcomedy #christmas
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Such a well-written poem! Granny has that look and twinkle in her eye that says 'I'm up-to-no-good' and 'I'm old so I'll get away with anything' 😂
A bit like the Irish lad, maybe he's related to her? 😅
My Irish grandmother to a tee!!
@@Ensign_Roque He is, and that's why Kevin takes responsibility.
You just know that she's going to do it all again next year. Fabulous writing and delivery again.
Who doesn't love tradition? 😂
Dear old granny, whatever would we all do without her.
@@TeaWithTheAuthor we'd have less deaths, they're caused by her
"The spiteful ones will outlive us all."
I look forward to the sequel next year!
The music, the calming Christmassy melody, doesn't make Granny any less scary. Impressive.
It actually makes it more scary.
@@fisherman9435 Nice 😂
The combination of fake sympathy matched with such a remorseless look in Evil Grandmother's eyes is phenomenal.
I love this
Drugs, alcohol, cursing, crime AND a bit of bling???
Granny's gonna be the next biggest rapper 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t forget the nudity!
Happy Christmas Sam. Hope Santa is good to you.
Not to mention her lyrical poetry and rhyming schemes. Now she just needs to put that same message to a heavy beat.
@@debraseiler4148 Haha oh god! **Phoebe's voice** MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
@@weaponizedglitter69 Happy Christmas to you too bud, thank you ❤️
"Using my glasses to start small fires ~ letting the air out of ambulance tires..." I can't stop laughing! She's as pure as the driven snow.
Ooh, it's like my late grandma has come back to life. She made my parent's life a misery in her final years. Got banned from a respite home and tried to escape another by smashing the door through with a fire extinguisher.
Will have to play this for my dad.
My late Grandmother broke out of secured Alzheimer's facility and it took 7 police officers and the entire medical staff to get her back.🤣🤣
I miss my Abuela so much
Granny should consider a move to Germany!
1. Harder for annoying relatives to visit
2. Skinny dipping in lakes is approved of, not censured
3. I’ll bet the staff wouldn’t bat an eye at her alcohol intake. In a hospital a few years ago, and there was beer in the vending machine in the lobby. Asked to the doc about it, and he chuckled and said, ‘You can’t separate a Bavarian from their beer!’
Love this sketch.
Shame on them for blaming such a sweet old lady.
Mother told us she'd only nicked the car to get to Mass.
Mind you, she was in that confessional a long time.
Our Priest has never been the same since.
Seriously though,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂
I love how the wig is becoming increasingly unruly & badly behaved - in equal measure with Gran herself! 😂
I'm about to give up on trying to gift her brushes 😂
What do you mean "evil" grandmother? She's the nicest granny I've ever seen :)
I... blink twice if you need rescuing 😂
She's only mean when she's drunk or doesn't get her booze.
@@karabenomar Hahaha so all the time then, gotcha 😂
Granny is nice, but not in the ethical sense of the word.
@@DABS-gx9pt She gave me a sports car for Christmas. Apparently it's a keyless entry and startup. . . .
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The tongue click after “…he was too slow” is perfection 😂
evil grandma is so... politely chaotic.
I really enjoy the character of Granny,
Even if her behaviour can be somewhat uncanny.
I'm impressed you could make all those sentences rhyme,
Without them seeming like they're forced or contrived.
Although most of my days feel like a slog,
You always make my Thursdays better, Foil Arms & Hog.
The writing is incredible in this 😂
Right??? I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
Exactly!
I yearn for well written poetry
These boys always deliver ❤
Heartwarming. This is so well done I only see Mrs Geraghty, I can't see Arms at all.
She gave the finger, not the full arm ;)
Glad to see Gran has new pearl beads. She has never worn them before. Guess it is her gift for the previous Christmas. In other words, Costume Department rules. 🤘
Probably "borrowed" from some other poor resident 😁
@@karenrussell5831 Oh, sure! I have no doubts in our Granny. 💪 My guess about a previous year gift was just a sarcasm. 😀
No! She stole them...
@@kieranquebec9466 Well... we would prefer to use the word 'borrowed'. 😄
@@Tiochfaidh OH. MY. GOD! 😳🫣🙉😆
I've spent the last week trying to decide my favourite sketch of 2023 and there it is! Absolutely brilliant parody, narrative and characterisation. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Night night! And merry Christmas 😊
This is DEFINITELY god-tier 🎉
Evil Granny is getting funnier and eviler, I love it. What a beautiful poem.
From the slight slip of the hand pouring a drink at the start to the disingenuous tuts of remorse, this has to be up there with the best Granny sketches of all time! Merry Christmas and thank you for all the laughs 🎄❤️
You guys are so bad😂😮😅❤
Oh what a year she had - all those unfounded accusations. Don’t people realise how harmful that can be to an elderly woman? But she keeps her spirits (cheers!) up and soldiers on! Happy Christmas, Mrs. Geraghty! May your 2024 be filled with gin and mischief!
I don't know how she gets away with all this but I am HERE FOR IT 😂
Honestly, this is the kind of grandma all grandkids want!
Yes, because she knows how to have fun😂
Not sure about that 😅
Not when Kevin has to come into her disciplinary hearing!🤣
Emphasis on "-kid". The moment they grow up, theyll be like "TF nanna"
Oh that's a Christmas Classic now!
Love the 'smiles' Granny gives the camera - really couldn't care less could she!
This is really well written, the rhyming flows so well - none of them are a stretch!
All while being a total wretch 😂
She's quite right. We all appreciate the difference between soup and broth.
Arms is such an incredibly good actor, you can really see how he thrives in this role.
I've probably seen this sketch 10 times today.
I tried to concentrate on watching Arms, realizing, recognizing from something that Arms was acting and that it wasn't actually an old granny sitting there.
But seriously, I completely failed. 😂
I don't want to accuse the lads of holding an old woman captive... although that might explain granny's behavior.
And taking these pearls from Dorothy Roake?
She's old and confused, I feared that she'd choke!
Poor Granny. Such a sweet angel. Innocent and always blamed for misunderstandings. Her message truly captured the spirit of the season. Merry Christmas!
"more of a broth" 😂😂😂😂
Love the candle!
(Pick any melody you want 😂)
Her name is Graaaan
(Don't be narking)
Gin is her plaaaan
(Or she'll be snarking)
Gran is great for some banter
Just don't forget you'll need to pander
Add those crisps to your bill
Hurry or you'll be outta the will
*SING WITH ME!* 🤣
Her name is Graaaan
(Don't be narking)
Gin is her plaaaan
(Or she'll be snarking)
All day and niiight long,
Buy her some and she'll be gone
Christmas time, don't give an inch
Or you'll be dealing with the Grinch
**Song slows down and becomes heartfelt**
C'mon though it's Christmas, let's stop whinging
Gran is passed out on the couch from binging
Should we reconsider our rest home present
Keep her here, learn some lessons
She's not all bad we should be supporting-
HOLD ON SHIT SHE WAS RECORDING
Full of gin with that evil grin
My inheritance is in the bin
Thing with Gran don't get complacent,
Or you'll be spending Christmas... in...the basement
**Cue Kevin crying**
I wondered where you were! Working on this masterpiece, it seems.
I just realised I’m singing the start to the tune of You’re The One That I Want…
@@Anna.PopovicGo for it guuurl! But eh, **leans back like a therapist** how does that make you feel?
Lads should hire you as a writer Sam.
And there's those who say there's no holiday spirit left in the world! May all your Christmas wishes come true, and that carton of smokes I hid in the box from some bedroom slippers gets past the nurses to you. 🎅
THAT. WAS. A . BLOODY. MASTERPIECE!!!!!!! WHERE IS YOUR OSCAR????
In Arms' car.
(so, never to be found again)
😂😅
If the Queen had ever given Christmas speeches like this then I might l've listened to her.
I'm falling in love with this more and more each time I watch it! ❤️ 😃 OMG Arms, your subtle expressions and perfect acting, brilliant script, soothing but intimidating atmosphere, and not to mention the perfect editing with music and slow zooms and everything!!
This is really a masterpiece!! 👏👏😍
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And the sound bridges are genius, allowing us to absorb her expressions without losing rhythm or pace.
I see a regular "recurring character" possibly happening here where Granny addresses the camera, breaking that 4th wall. She's not oddly familiar and she's hilarious. MORE!!! xo
Queen Elizabeth II in her Christmas speeches COULD NEVER ---
I will probably never again have this much behind the scenes foreknowledge of a sketch. Good vibes and great memories 😊
Alleyway insider trading, there’s one to tick off your bucket list
I think I've said it a million and three times but I don't care, that is SO COOL!!!!!!!!!
😱 What were you and Mrs. Geraghty up to??
The Christmas story we were all waiting for, poor granny, she is just miss understood. 😂😂😂😂😂
This grandmother is still less evil than mine... 😂
My alarm tone was never more appropriate than today: evil gran waking me up to watch evil gran 😁 Thanks so much Arms, both my alarm tone and the sketch are just aaaawesome!!! ❤️
Thank you for being an inspiration 🤩
There's an evil gran alarm tone? How do you get it?
Arms could have done with that alarm this morning, it seems 😅
Nah, he's allowed a Thursday off, in the circumstances. Who thought a Christmas party on a Wednesday was a good idea. Delicate heads all round, Lads?
@@rainydaylady6596I asked him ☺️
Nice to see the queens message is back
Bravo! 👏 I’m sure her grandson will be thrilled to have her over on Christmas Day…she might have to stay as the Home probably will pack her things whilst she’s out
Glad to see Granny is ensuring the services of the nursing home is "adequate enough for her"
That's right granny, advocate for yourself ❤️
I get the feeling she's not the one who needs protection though...
Can you imagine what a menace Granny was during her heyday.
Honestly I don't think she stopped 😂😂
Dear Santa, I want Gran's number this year for Christmas please 😂😍
What's the first thing you'd say? 😂
Genuine cackles watching this 😂. Love a bit of festive poetry with Mrs Geraghty
Oh Mrs. Geraghty, how we've missed you. Greeting you a happy holiday season! Much love.
The music, the poetry, the rhyming! Oh man this is ART! Absolute brilliance! Happy Christmas guys ✨
pure genius, thank you for that ... I didnt know the words wholesome granny and bad-arse go together
Arms.. it's okay if you want to spend some of our patreon money to go to therapy and get those suppressed evil thoughts checked out. 🤣 THIS WAS BRILLIANT 🤩🤩 HAPPY CHRISTMAS, GRAN! To another year of chaos and evil 🤣🤩
Hahahaha hey now, speak for yourself! I for one, hope they keep coming 🤣
The laugh I really needed today. My birthday is a very lonely day, but you've put a smile on my face. Thank you so very much. And Merry Christmas Foil Arms and Hogg 💖🎄
Happy birthday from us 💓
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!🤗
Happy birthday! 🎉
Frohe Weihnachten, Arms!
Ich hoffe du hast schöne Feiertage und machst ein bisschen Urlaub!
Danke für die vielen schönen Momente in 2023, ich hatte soooo viel Spaß bei euren Gigs, bei den M&Gs und vor allem beim Deutsch-Test! 🫠❤️🔥
Ihr seid wunderbar!
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What a lovely poem! I just love granny!❤️Merry X-Mas to you Arms, Foil and Hog!🎄⭐️🎅🏻
As soon as she started pouring I knew we were going to get something really evil!
1000 times better than the queen's Christmas speech, hands down.😆
(Goodness, what'll happen next Monday 25th I wonder...)
🎄Merry Christmas to you three.✨
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the 2023 fun and glee!
Um, this WAS the Queen's speech?? 🤨😜😆
Granny just can't help herself and we all love her that way!
I love everything about this sketch. Every time Mrs. Geraghty is there, I have to remind myself that it's Arms acting. Really impressive.
Mrs. Geraghty does remind me of my grandma, they both make it very hard to love them. Quite sad, especially around Christmas but this sketch made me genuinely laugh an not the cynical kind of laughter. So thanks for that und Frohe Weihnachten!
Finally I have a role model. Elaine Benes would be proud to become an evil grandma.
A poetic masterpiece!🤣 But seriously, that is some really impressive acting.
As a healthcare worker, the accuracy is stunning😂😂
Eileen Fitzpatrick? ;)
This is so clever & she is a QUEEN! Long live Gran! May she have a Happy Christmas, and FAH too!
finally something heart warming in this magical and dreadful season of the year 😊❤
Love the granny, driving everybody crazy with her mischevious deeds...Thank you Arms, what a treat for us!!!
Good thing it's morning. I don't know if I could sleep after that lovely bed-time-story 😅
"lovely" 😂
@@SamFAHnthaWell, at least she has a nice voice for storytelling. 😅
@@JeleFili_savage_Filipomena I'll give ya that one 😍😂
For a 90 year old granny, you look amazing. Merry Christmas!!!
She's DELIGHTFUL! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️And she's right, pouring out Baileys is a crime and it all naturally escalated. Arms you are so perfect at this, can't believe it's not really granny through and through!! Happy Christmas lads, thank you for all the laughs 🎄🎄🎄
To Foil, Arms and Hog: As an American I politely ask, don't stop joking about. You bring joy to this part of world and we desperately need it
One day, Gran will go up in the top 10 best villains list of all time
Oh Gran is definitely on Santa's naughty list. Great sketch. Love her expressions. Thanks for all the laughs this year. Merry Christmas.
Oh no. Even Santa's afraid of Evil Gran! 😂😂😂😮😩
Seeing that there's no outro today I'd have been concerned that granny has done something to you three as well, but I'm relieved since we so you all yesterday afternoon all nice and happy! 😅❤️
The camera tilts down to show Foil and Hog - bound, gagged and holding a copy of today's newspaper, the fear in their eyes real.
@@IntensivePorpoiseoh nooo!! 😕 What does she want? A never ending supply of gin?
Merry Christmas, you naughty grandmother!
Merry Christmas to each and everyone! Thank you lads and Granny for adding some spice to over jolly Christmas season! Cheers! 🎉
Merry Christmas to you!!!!
Spice is definitely the nice way of putting it 🤣
My God that was beautiful. Puts a tear in my eye.
From the love or the fear?
@@SamFAHntha From the the fear she loves to give 😁
What a lovely Irish Grandma (: seems to be quite an amicable person, indeed (:
Superb. Love to see Granny back again! Hope you all have a lovely Xmas and wishing you even more success for 2024 x
She really has a way with words ✨❤
Wisdom often comes with age...but ...what kind of wisdom?
No one ever asks that...play on granny.
A true wise-gal!
This is the best Christmas present I could have gotten, thanks Gran
That was so much craic, you're deadly 😂😂😂
Thanks Michelle 😊
Damn!!! Its like an episode of number 9! Funny and equally dark 😂😂😂. Merry Christmas granny- wherever you are!
Merry Christmas, Granny! You will never change, but you make everyone around you look like a saint or a martyr, so holiday appropriate.
YES! HAHAHA
I thought Evil was too strong a descriptor until she let the air out of the Ambulance tires. Wicked old bat!
Life goals should I ever get so old.
"I didn't know it was inappropriate to skinny dip in the lake."
My eyes crossed!🤮🤣
Arms, that was great, both the text and the performance! 😂 I can only wish to live as long as granny and to have such eventful life in those years😅 I wish marry Christmas to FAH and all fahns who celebrate it! 🎄🎆
I loved going to the old persons home for lunch. My grandparents gave them a donation and we ate a wonderful hot lunch for a pittance. I was 60 years younger than most of them, and it was lovely. I adore old people ❤
They had the most awesome drink dispensers, better than any restaurant or gas station.
Seriously, I wish I had an older friend to take me there once a week. Old people are wonderful ❤
So much depth, and the music went perfect with the message of this Christmas poem
Brilliant joy from our esteemed Gran! How your strength helps you endure life’s inconsistencies!
You are a shining example of ‘best them at their own game!’
And same to you, old girl!
What beautiful poetry. Truly warms the heart 😆
Watching this at the office. I almost snorted out my morning coffee.
Thank you for making the year better and wishing you all a great holiday season.
Best Christmas message ever 🤣 Absolutely brilliant writing! So clever!
Merry Christmas lads! 😁🎄🎅🎁
MERRY CHRISTMAS UNOOOOOO
One of my absolute favorite characters. 😂
Happy Holidays to you guys and everyone reading this 💜
Truth be told, I’m both awed by and proud of her
Cheers guys on a marvelous Xmas sketch! Danke!
She's my favourite 🤩
I love the monologue style. I have sometimes wondered whether you might consider doing of them - obviously it's always great to see all three of you and I love your usual style(s). But a monologue here and there would still be welcome. Christmas Drinks is one I always come back to, partly because it's just so compelling, the single voice. I would love to see more.
" I revved the engine, and I gave him the finger " 😂
"Screw you all and to all a good night" 😂😂😂
This is no evil granny; this granny is EPIC
I love how much alcohol she's got poured into that glass.
Absolutely brilliant! I had no idea you were poets too 😁 the hate and fear I have of Mrs geraghty says a lot about Arms's skills! Merry Christmas! 😆❤
Arms = Legend
It's the easiest math I've ever learnt 😂
Granny has 'Carol of the Bells' energy.