Payday 2 - Planks In A Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
  • Here we go again

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  • @fbiwatchingyou7640
    @fbiwatchingyou7640 5 років тому +4041

    Those planks need a medic bag

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 5 років тому +39

      Too bad they are FUBAR. Their HP is depleted, they can no longer be used.

    • @bingoos9641
      @bingoos9641 5 років тому +45

      AAAAAAH, I'M DYING

    • @kicho115
      @kicho115 5 років тому +26

      Kuba Czapla Get the fuck up!

    • @fbiwatchingyou7640
      @fbiwatchingyou7640 5 років тому +8

      Damnn

    • @war-mou3264
      @war-mou3264 5 років тому +28

      "oh no plank was take in custody"

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 5 років тому +6185

    "Good idea, boards will slow them down"

    • @adiutrixpiafidelis
      @adiutrixpiafidelis 5 років тому +421

      i think bain meant us

    • @fatti5001
      @fatti5001 5 років тому +128

      Good thinking*

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable 5 років тому +44

      They Do In Lower Levels

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 5 років тому +84

      @@indeepjable Who the hell plays below Overkill?

    • @DarkestIce1
      @DarkestIce1 4 роки тому +20

      Good thinking, use thoe boards to slow them down*

  • @HaloMachinimaFilms
    @HaloMachinimaFilms 5 років тому +2087

    Honestly I was expecting a teammate to shoot the planks off.

    • @topminator2991
      @topminator2991 5 років тому +99

      Yeah, cops don't usually break them... It's always a noob with MG/GL that shoots near them

    • @shinkubaka2682
      @shinkubaka2682 4 роки тому +4

      i would like this, but this comment has 666 likes. the swat van is the demon.

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 3 роки тому +29

      @@topminator2991 Think it's supposed to represent the Cops unwillingness to shoot blindly in a room where there might be hostages. They also breach more reluctantly if there's enough hostages in a room

    • @ricardobravo1291
      @ricardobravo1291 3 роки тому +1

      1000 likes and only three other comments? Is this a record?

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 3 роки тому +1

      @@ricardobravo1291 most importantly no limp dick like beggar going " hermergherd guyz. Thx 4 the likes, nobody ever validates anything i do! :3"

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 4 роки тому +1094

    *_one boarded window breaks_*
    “Getting pretty unpleasant out there, you guys sure you wanna stick around?”

  • @kkubik03
    @kkubik03 5 років тому +1445

    *Playing stealth*
    Good thinking, boards will slow them down.

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 4 роки тому +78

      I mean, it does stop the alertness of civvies

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 4 роки тому +20

      Adam Dobry I mean tbf If you need to worry about the civs like that then you are doing something wrong

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 роки тому +72

      @@monochromatic9601 Go Bank, stealth, no civvie casualties.
      The 24 zip ties your team carries probably won't be enough.

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 4 роки тому +4

      TheAttacker732 that’s meant to be a sort of challenge though in normal gameplay you usually won’t have to worry about a civs detection

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 4 роки тому +37

      if you didnt kill all the civs, yer doing it wrong!

  • @deletedaccount5828
    @deletedaccount5828 5 років тому +2433

    *Payday 2 is over, now waiting for payday 3*
    Me: *See payday 2 videos*
    Me: Ah shit, here we go again

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 5 років тому +41

      .........and years later,Overkill is about to shut down with the rest of Starbreeze.
      The End (?)

    • @deletedaccount5828
      @deletedaccount5828 5 років тому +16

      @@genkureshima9834 Well, it can be true but they still developing some games and that is not a probability to shut down their place. But there is chance tho.

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 5 років тому +20

      @@deletedaccount5828
      Man, the director himself said that, if they don't find anyone to invest on the company, they won't last until the end of this semester. They deserved it because Starbreeze was the one who decided to dig her own grave, the scandal in Sweden together with a game made purely for money without any big quality and a lot of mistakes (TWD) was a shot in their own face. The only thing that makes them survive, and I say survive as an eufemism, is Payday 2, even though the game itself has been going through big problems, and what Overkill decided to do? Launch another game with every DLC included. Fucking genius, seriously.

    • @deletedaccount5828
      @deletedaccount5828 5 років тому +1

      @@genkureshima9834 of course. Their plan B.

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 5 років тому +12

      @@deletedaccount5828
      Their Plan B should be Payday 3, which was in development for a LONG time. This was more of a Plan "let's release a shitty update for an ridiculously high price which has all the DLC, then some fools will buy it and give us their money for nothing but the same game"
      Seriously, I wouldn't buy this new version, which is called Crimewave Collection if I'm not mistaken, for more than 1,00 in any kind of coin, euro, dolar, etc.
      Would you buy it for anything above this price? Keep in mind that you can simply don't give a fuck about DLCs, and play the heists online because you can play the DLC heists even if you don't have them OR buy the DLCs that you want, when you want.

  • @the10ofdiamondscard
    @the10ofdiamondscard 5 років тому +671

    does nothing but makes you feel better about yourself

    • @Holosavant777
      @Holosavant777 5 років тому +23

      Basically

    • @deixos2224
      @deixos2224 4 роки тому +14

      It helps with self-esteem but that is

    • @Temnelc
      @Temnelc 3 роки тому +31

      @@deixos2224 they help a ton on cook off. Just put them on the windows of the little room next to the meth lab if it's up, and put the remaining 3 on the windows left to the stairs.
      If the lab is down, plank placement doesn't really matters as long as you've put some.
      They mostly aren't for active protection, but actually for visual protection. Because they block snipers and ground swats from seeing you, the sniper/swats won't shoot you, leaving you peacefully making meth.

    • @DanielFelipeLeite
      @DanielFelipeLeite 3 роки тому +8

      @@Temnelc And still prevent them from climbing that window.

    • @curple3
      @curple3 3 роки тому +2

      @@Temnelc I prefer to put the planks in the windows in front of the staircase, SWATs always climb there

  • @-Dezhen
    @-Dezhen 5 років тому +631

    who has left those planks out anyway?
    a question yet to be answered after all those years.

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 5 років тому +75

      and where are the nails?

    • @falco5148
      @falco5148 5 років тому +26

      @@charliedulol just use some scotch

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 5 років тому +28

      @@falco5148 WHERE'S THE SCOTCH SAUCE?!

    • @nitroboostn2o
      @nitroboostn2o 4 роки тому +16

      they are left by dead fortnite players

    • @Gunneramma
      @Gunneramma 4 роки тому +11

      @@nitroboostn2o Or people that touched those futuristic gray enemies from the highest difficulty (i haven't played in like 2 years)

  • @DapperPeregrinus
    @DapperPeregrinus 5 років тому +461

    *Dozer Proceeds to causally vault through the barricade*

  • @kagenognade
    @kagenognade 5 років тому +431

    planks?
    more like a prank, on the players

  • @rabbitdrink
    @rabbitdrink 5 років тому +123

    they do good on rats tho, block off those 2 windows in that room next to the lab and throw all your bags in there

    • @singularkakapo
      @singularkakapo 4 роки тому +8

      Except when the lab is downstairs, then you use the bathroom

    • @vtek579
      @vtek579 4 роки тому +20

      @@singularkakapo Tip for Rats and Cook Off: Cops can't grab bags from the bathtub.

    • @auntiesullivan279
      @auntiesullivan279 3 роки тому +2

      @@vtek579 thankyou that’s actually very helpful 😂now I can do more than 4 bags and feel safe

  • @useless2482
    @useless2482 4 роки тому +91

    "Dallas, why do you have low detection? we're going loud."

    • @Harmacist_
      @Harmacist_ 3 роки тому +6

      He might be running a Dodge build

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 3 роки тому +30

      @@Harmacist_
      It's a joke about noobs who don't know the game and will kick you for not wearing the heaviest armour and carrying an LMG.

    • @natecondy6209
      @natecondy6209 3 роки тому +2

      As soon as the planks broke Dallas got headshoted

    • @AlliedX
      @AlliedX 3 роки тому +1

      I play tank and usually don't care for stealth lol

    • @Sun2Gway
      @Sun2Gway 2 роки тому +1

      @@MisterBones2910 is dodge build even good?

  • @dixienormas3094
    @dixienormas3094 5 років тому +132

    Song name is "sirens in the distance" for those curious on the song used in the video :)

  • @DoktorVicTim
    @DoktorVicTim 5 років тому +63

    Well, at least planks are useful for that side room in Rats Day 1/Cook Off as it'll prevent some cops from spawning there through the window during assault breaks.

    • @n3lkyy
      @n3lkyy 2 роки тому +1

      you can even fully Block one room from cops getting into it

  • @dumitrumahu5791
    @dumitrumahu5791 5 років тому +497

    Damn, you are still doing payday 2 videos ? Now that's determination.

  • @danielcordero8432
    @danielcordero8432 5 років тому +88

    Boards: try to get through this.
    FBI turret:hold my beer

  • @vbbnk
    @vbbnk 5 років тому +66

    'Good thinking this will slow them down for a WHİLE.'

    • @andreaswill615
      @andreaswill615 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah for like 2 seconds... Time is money

  • @yeethetree1233
    @yeethetree1233 4 роки тому +22

    For me it's mostly my teamates just destroying it instantly for no reason

  • @N1ckky_
    @N1ckky_ 4 роки тому +12

    I like how Dallas swearing was perfectly cut

  • @davidadu8559
    @davidadu8559 4 роки тому +9

    God I miss these videos, they’re so nostalgic and awesome

  • @hugeladpluscat
    @hugeladpluscat 5 років тому +37

    I've been waiting for this thank you

  • @Kjajo
    @Kjajo 5 років тому +173

    Just a cat:Heartbeat
    Payday 2: Heartbeat intesifiws
    In a nutshell: WOKE

  • @milanga4560
    @milanga4560 5 років тому +12

    Planks: OHH ANYONE HAVE A MEDIC BAG?!?!?

  • @RandomRakkoon
    @RandomRakkoon 2 роки тому +4

    Just remember if you break a window during stealth planks can cover it up and trick guards

  • @ricochet5344
    @ricochet5344 5 років тому +8

    The good ol' days when planks actually mattered 😢

  • @El_Hornio_II
    @El_Hornio_II 3 роки тому +1

    Boards: *fucking crumbles when shot with 5.56*
    Comically Large Spoon of Gold: *sets a Dozer on fire*

  • @excrist1274
    @excrist1274 5 років тому +10

    it's good on lab rat for farming killing spree or ovk farm solo
    if u use sentry build
    prevent annoying cops
    and restrict cops some direction
    and you just reload your ap sentry
    and you can take a rest

  • @dantheirellevantman8418
    @dantheirellevantman8418 5 років тому +11

    Been thinking of a comment for like two minutes ended up with complaining to my brain.

  • @sol_Infinity
    @sol_Infinity 4 роки тому +4

    Dallas before of planks: AAAAH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
    Dallas after of planks: AAAAH I NEED PLANKS

    • @liltone829
      @liltone829 3 роки тому +1

      _NEW ADDICTION UNLOCKED!_

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 2 роки тому +1

    And the worst thing is that you can't put more planks over the broken ones.

  • @unwillfullyignorant7805
    @unwillfullyignorant7805 4 роки тому +1

    Put up the boards they said, it’ll slow them down they said.
    I was fucking lied to

  • @Amuzey
    @Amuzey 4 роки тому +3

    Also don't forget that planks will help other people not detect anything on the other side in stealth too. Not sure if it applies to any broken windows but yeah.

  • @mr_dogg
    @mr_dogg Рік тому +1

    I love the way how dallas vibe with the music

  • @TrueDTBreezy
    @TrueDTBreezy 5 років тому +2

    Thanks for uploading , I was getting board.

  • @ihitthedweller4550
    @ihitthedweller4550 4 роки тому +1

    Teammates set up planks. Me with RPG: I’m about to ends these planks whole career

  • @Bigbodygeneral
    @Bigbodygeneral 3 роки тому

    “Yeah that will hold em for about 10 seconds.”- tank Dempsey

  • @vanemaster4345
    @vanemaster4345 4 роки тому +1

    I like how Dallas is dancin

  • @ther6sshieldmain937
    @ther6sshieldmain937 3 роки тому

    This is why you barricade *specific* windows. Not the one that’s usually the closest to the van.

  • @LuxTheFolf
    @LuxTheFolf 4 роки тому

    I just love how that the boards take all your ammo to destroy but one normal level police officer can break it down in 2 seconds

  • @xXfl33rXx
    @xXfl33rXx 4 роки тому

    Me doing stealth and some dummy breaks a window: DUKE THE REPAIR MAN COMING THROUGH!

  • @JaidenPlaysGames.
    @JaidenPlaysGames. 3 роки тому +2

    The last part is perfect.

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 5 років тому +1

    Planks: Exist
    Cops/Turrets: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

  • @iamverynubby8866
    @iamverynubby8866 5 років тому +41

    Planks in a nutshell: no one uses it because they’re too lazy and they’re always doing stealth so wats the point also it takes a lot of time and it gets broken in like 1 shot so wats the point

    • @tikyichan6630
      @tikyichan6630 5 років тому +6

      It can be useful on rat day 1

    • @pbatesdomination
      @pbatesdomination 5 років тому +6

      anh pham If you break a window in stealth, the planks prevent it from causing detection. There’s a use

    • @PolarGabriel
      @PolarGabriel 5 років тому +7

      They are also useful on GO bank

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 5 років тому

      @@pbatesdomination Honestly, if you're going into the bank area to board up a cracked/broken window in stealth, chances are, you've already killed/pacified the security already, and they're the only ones who react to it (Unless civilians hear the glass break. And by then, it's already a bit late for using planks since people are aware of it).

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 4 роки тому

      @Todd Howard oh I bet u wish they did some updates so their games are more balanced. Towards the player. Huh Mr. Howard.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 3 роки тому +2

    When you have carpentry maxed but carpentry sucks regardless.

  • @Sywee1983
    @Sywee1983 5 років тому +4

    magnifique repérsentation, inconditionnel xD

  • @macdoodleer
    @macdoodleer Рік тому +1

    Damn, I thought he was gonna get tased and shoot all his own boards

  • @Idkwhatiam
    @Idkwhatiam 5 років тому +4

    0:54 *TO BE COUNTINUED* ----->

  • @xYamakaze
    @xYamakaze 4 роки тому

    tfw you're not allowed to re-plank a window when it breaks. feelsbadman

  • @chanka8079
    @chanka8079 4 роки тому +2

    “Oh Fu-“ Dallas’s last words.

  • @P0T80B0Y
    @P0T80B0Y 3 роки тому

    Its all fun and games until you hear the cloaker right after the boards break

  • @traitor5940
    @traitor5940 4 роки тому

    >boards up windows
    **loud ass cod zombies round start***
    FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!

  • @YouthonYT
    @YouthonYT 5 років тому

    Planks: The sole purpose of them is putting them on a window and then immediately destroying them.

  • @k0n4_m4r
    @k0n4_m4r 4 роки тому

    *Activates hacker's jammer*
    *Kills a cop right next to me*
    *Uses ammo bag with bullet storm aced*
    *Whips out falcon rifle*
    So you have chosen... DEATH.

  • @koli1220
    @koli1220 4 роки тому +3

    idea for a vid: medic healing a medic healing a medic healing a medic healing a medic healing a medic healing a medic bulldozer in nutshell

    • @vengeance7762
      @vengeance7762 3 роки тому

      Medic bulldozer? A really tanky medic? Now that’s a challenge

    • @koli1220
      @koli1220 3 роки тому

      @@vengeance7762 yeah theres already a medic bulldozer in game so um

  • @SanjoManigos
    @SanjoManigos 2 роки тому

    Bain: good thinking boards will slow them down
    SwaTvAn Turret: screw you Bain!

  • @unfusedmolecule1649
    @unfusedmolecule1649 3 роки тому +1

    The end is the part that scares me most, I can definitely hear that picture, "Dallas is downed." In a solo, it is Hell and since that was an armored truck, I'd say Dallas is above overkill... BY HIMSELF.

  • @РябовАнтон-н9л
    @РябовАнтон-н9л 4 роки тому

    The perfect cutted oh f*ck at end god like fits in! This is what i like to call good content!

  • @memze7155
    @memze7155 3 роки тому

    Dallas: *puts up boards*
    Cloaker: OH BOY TIME TO COMMIT POLICE BRUTALITY ON THESE BOARDS

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 4 роки тому +1

    Yes, these strips of thin wood will stop a dozer and bullets that have a high velocity
    Surely they will hold

  • @slavcheems1821
    @slavcheems1821 3 роки тому +1

    0:15 yo Dallas grooving tho

  • @Guessnought
    @Guessnought 4 роки тому

    The turrets break the board when some dumb teammate shoots out the window next to it then tries to hide behind the boarded up one.

  • @Big_smoked
    @Big_smoked 4 роки тому

    Planks work until that one guy with a minigun starts shooting

  • @TheNewGuard
    @TheNewGuard Рік тому

    in undercover and cook off missions, the only times planks are actually usefull for snipers and flanks.. unless your team blows everything up

  • @aiber3303
    @aiber3303 4 роки тому

    And that's it ladies and gentlemen, you put em down and then they're gone, and you can't put them up again.

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 4 роки тому

    It's been this long into the game's life cycle and they still never built upon this...

  • @dantelira2995
    @dantelira2995 5 років тому +4

    the funniest thing about this is dallas ofc

  • @jonathansotelo4877
    @jonathansotelo4877 Рік тому

    I mean the easiest way to avoid this is to not bait the turret into shooting your planks.

  • @makerovic1575
    @makerovic1575 3 роки тому +1

    In payday 3 boards will be made out of plastic instead of wood

  • @vargin1102
    @vargin1102 3 роки тому

    I love it how simple boards can stop a highly equipped swat team in payday 2.

  • @wheesock6775
    @wheesock6775 5 років тому +1

    “here we go again”
    indeed

  • @xYamakaze
    @xYamakaze 4 роки тому +1

    Planks are only useful on cook off's upstairs storage room, change my mind.

    • @liltone829
      @liltone829 3 роки тому +1

      *intensifying downstairs lab*

  • @Azrael178
    @Azrael178 3 роки тому

    The only usage for planks I ever found was on this torturing the password out of a guy mission to board cloaker vents

  • @lex1243
    @lex1243 3 роки тому +1

    No planks on bank are supposed to be used for stealth so the civs on the outside don't see the drill maybe bodybags, hostages and you or your friends.

  • @Kunnoc
    @Kunnoc 3 роки тому

    That one person on cookoff after I cover the planks on second floor:
    "Grenade launcher go boom?"
    Don't-
    "Silence means yes"

  • @skelet0n_0ff
    @skelet0n_0ff 5 років тому

    At least these planks were destroyed by enemies.
    Because I always accidentally hit them with whatever I use...

  • @theleaderofsloths1748
    @theleaderofsloths1748 3 роки тому

    not even joking this is a animated scenario of when i discovered planks in the game, a turret immediately showed up and destroyed it

  • @bulletkin2395
    @bulletkin2395 3 роки тому

    “I enjoyed that”
    -Jacket 2015

  • @Spartan-Four-Twenty
    @Spartan-Four-Twenty 3 роки тому

    Phase 1: genius
    Phase 2: shock
    Phase 3: realization

  • @pforce1697
    @pforce1697 5 років тому +27

    0:31
    I have watch enough hentai to see where is this going

  • @VoidsEclipse
    @VoidsEclipse 4 роки тому

    Or in my case, you put down the boards, then you watch a cloaker phase right through them and wululu- *OH FUCK!*

  • @The-boss275
    @The-boss275 3 роки тому

    Sir you cannot destroy my *planks*

  • @hospitalhorror7131
    @hospitalhorror7131 3 роки тому

    Me: puts boards up
    Also me: breaks boards instantly with minigun or explosives while killing a cop that wandered in

  • @grantt1589
    @grantt1589 3 роки тому +1

    I only ever use them to provide visual cover in stealth

  • @FarhadHakimov
    @FarhadHakimov 3 роки тому

    The video is just like the thing it represents. Long and tense build-up, all for a fart.

  • @melonlicious7343
    @melonlicious7343 5 років тому

    With flex tape I bet the boards would've never break.

  • @izramamna6850
    @izramamna6850 2 роки тому

    in Panic room, cops could just jump in at plank without break it.

  • @denkuznetsov7169
    @denkuznetsov7169 2 роки тому

    Bain: good thinking planks slow them down
    SWAT sentry ...

  • @floofbirb4436
    @floofbirb4436 4 роки тому

    those dallas eyes are VERY unnerving

  • @AngelOfDC
    @AngelOfDC 4 роки тому +1

    I be bouncin

  • @thedarkness9038
    @thedarkness9038 3 роки тому +1

    I NEEED A MEEDIC BAAG

  • @mq7075
    @mq7075 4 роки тому +1

    LOL
    It's funny how he dance when he walk . 🤣

  • @wrongtime9097
    @wrongtime9097 3 роки тому

    The only thing boards should be used for is cutting off sightlines from Snipers

  • @gamewatching1056
    @gamewatching1056 3 роки тому

    I can’t stop watching this vid it’s amazing

  • @Rhazor14
    @Rhazor14 5 років тому +7

    I miss good ol' payday grinding time, toxic players and crazy skill builds

  • @mitchilldudebre8712
    @mitchilldudebre8712 4 роки тому

    War truly never changes.

  • @YoutubeMusic-dn7hg
    @YoutubeMusic-dn7hg 3 роки тому

    You forgot how when you do cookoff and someone uses a grenade on the 1st floor and breaks the 2nd floor boards

  • @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F
    @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F 3 роки тому +1

    Someone say get the fuck up to that planks

  • @jukkaputtonen4797
    @jukkaputtonen4797 3 роки тому

    Watched without sound and just presumed double cross 2017 plays on background

  • @thefairylovesniper
    @thefairylovesniper 5 років тому

    At least it wasn't a teammate throwing a damn grenade.

  • @justswifterz5857
    @justswifterz5857 4 роки тому

    It's ironic how little planks there are in a single heist, if any planks at all, considering how useless they are.