Someone should cut together people on TV around the world laughing at Trump... because I'm not sure enough Americans (including Trump) know how much the whole world makes fun of him... maybe this would also be a good reality check for some of his followers...
Hate to say it because I love most of you but it's at the stage where people around the world are laughing at America. This is solely because none of us can understand why 1. You allowed him to be president the first time 2. You are allowing him to run again 3. There are still a large proportion of Americans that are actually considering even voting for him. As your most friendly neighbour from Scotland, please do the right thing and vote Kamala. Also please adopt me so I can come visit and I will return the favour so you can come to bonnie Scotland 😂❤
If men truly think with their weiner, then you've got a two-party system that can't get anything done If Filibuster lasts more than 4 hours, consult a physician
The raccoon situation is adorably terrifying. "Help! They are coming for my marshmallows! ...but they are so cute and fluffy! Aaaand there they go with my hot dogs."
I have been watching Colbert for ten+ years, it’s my 32nd birthday and Stephen shares a story from my home town of POULSBO,WASHINGTON (the raccoons). What a treat
In this world of so many bad things! I NEEDED THIS! Applause 👏 all around to the Writers ! I see Awards aplenty! 😅😅😅❤❤❤ Oh yeah,Stephen did a good job too!😊😊😊
IKR? It requires your entire core to be physically strong; legs, arms, abdomen, etc. it should be an Olympic event if they have breakdancing as an Olympic event 😆
FR there's a dude on here that is amazing at archery AND pole work. He can climb the pole, flip upside down and still manage to hit the freakin target with one of those hardcore compound bows. He's amazing.
I just googled the medical term he gave us, "triphallia." I figure it looks less strange, as long as nobody notices that my search history is full of the technical names of all sorts of weird birth defects. Cyclopia, harlequin ichthyosis, and kleeblattschädel syndrome are particularly interesting. None involve penises.
I hope she gets checked out at a hospital sometimes people feel fine but later develop problems. If she doesn't that's a miracle or maybe there's a hole in the bottom???
OMG man, you really strung a chain of words together there. I pity the fool that picks a verbal fight with you. But seriously, our household loves you! Howdy from Alabama!
Bro that is like the real life version of "Nichijou - My Ordinary Life - Principal Vs. Deer" Please watch that clip and see how encounter might have gone otherwise lolz.
me too, the Guggenheim stuff each morning, you know, before coffee, then back to more important paper shuffling and filing of documents no one will ever read.
That kinda tri-force explains why Link always gets the girl, despite Gannon being so Chad that he is the only male of his race reborn every hundred years.
Too bad Stephen couldn’t really SEE the ART in a woman of 71 finding a second act passion as a pole dancer. Does HE have this kind of strength AND fortitude?
The gooey thing... my mind went to some freaky whales almost as soon as I heard "combustable" 😂 I think I mixed up whatever it was they used for lamps in ye olden days with something else 🤣
That stuff on the beach is whale blubber. A whale probably died offshore and scavengers are eating it, bits got swept into the current and end up on shore. From what I recall, whale blubber burns pretty whale!
Biological substances have been ruled out already!😂😂 Hahaha from Newfoundland where these blobs have been collecting all summer! Maybe remnants of the Titan?
the 3 wang man had all 3 in a single one. They didn't know until he died at 78 and did an autopsy. The actual story is really only interesting to doctors I think.
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I ❤how Stephen always carefully tidies away his pantomime props.
Someone should cut together people on TV around the world laughing at Trump... because I'm not sure enough Americans (including Trump) know how much the whole world makes fun of him... maybe this would also be a good reality check for some of his followers...
Tramp followers just cry or get violent when forced to acknowledge reality.
Laughing in the Caribbean.....😂😂
Just the looks on news anchors faces… there are plenty of good Canadian clips to choose from.
👍🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺👍
Hate to say it because I love most of you but it's at the stage where people around the world are laughing at America. This is solely because none of us can understand why 1. You allowed him to be president the first time 2. You are allowing him to run again 3. There are still a large proportion of Americans that are actually considering even voting for him.
As your most friendly neighbour from Scotland, please do the right thing and vote Kamala.
Also please adopt me so I can come visit and I will return the favour so you can come to bonnie Scotland 😂❤
The lashes "painting a fence" is so relatable 😂
Every day 🤣
A constant aggravating issue
The eyebrow scrunch tho toooooo
Nice problem to have! At least from the perspective of someone with sad, tiny lashes 😂
I AM NOT ALONE?!
Wow that's crazy! Certainly feeling less weird now having just the two 🤣
if only i could stop tripping over them
I just wish mine would stop talking to Me. He Never says anything nice.
If only thing 1 would stop arguing with thing 2.
Every man with three penes (because that is the _proper_ plural form) has his 15 minutes of fame until a quadraphallic gent reveals himself.
If men truly think with their weiner, then you've got a two-party system that can't get anything done
If Filibuster lasts more than 4 hours, consult a physician
Find the Dave Bautista bit from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel. It should be a campaign ad. Love ya, Steve and Stanley.
It really should. Maybe The Lincoln Project will see it 😂
@@Washougalite1 Agreed, I instantly saw it as a perfect fit for The Lincoln Project. Just the right amount of sass!
DonOld is one hit at the head with a golf ball away from having his vocabulary reduced to Bing Bong Cheeseburgers.
💙
speaking of inmate 11780,
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To Don it is cheeseBERDER
@@jensrogerkristoffersen5472 Oh, good, I'm glad you corrected that.
Everyone is a gangster til 100 raccoons show up.
Lol
Who would you wanna fight?
A bear on a college campus
Or
100 raccoons
@@NahyoudontgetthatI thought that test question was hypothetical, not based on a true story!
@@erikaswanson7072 Ya gotta pick, dude! They're already behind the door! I can only take one!
@@Nahyoudontgetthat Is the bear white, black or brown?
The hair tie was an especially nice touch!🤣
" Severe carpal tunnel syndrome". Hilarious.
Really one of the best meanwhiles ever. Great job.
The raccoon situation is adorably terrifying.
"Help! They are coming for my marshmallows! ...but they are so cute and fluffy! Aaaand there they go with my hot dogs."
"they are eating the dogs, they are eating the cats, oh wait, the racoons, they are eating the lady"
Right up there with "help... they're stealing me..." and all the officer over the phone does is does a sympathetic "oooooffff, i'm sorry..."
LOL!!!!! 🦝🗑🤣
Forget the monologue, this is the bit that wins the next Peabody award. Based on just the hand gestures.
It's so much better when the story pushes Steven to uncomfortable places
The top of his left ear turned very red after that demonstration of braiding.
"And now, for something completely different, a man with three...." Are you certain that British study wasn't a Python sketch?
I went there immediately
"WE'VE DONE THAT!!!"
Yep...right there with the "man playing a tape recorder up his nose." 😊
😂😂😂
I was thinking about that sketch, too!
Meanwhile...We're all going to be poll dancers again in November...
💙From Michigan
😂 ❤ from Canada. Well played!
Trump is a Jack O'Lantern: Orange on the outside, empty/hollow on the inside, and needs the be thrown out in November.
I've been working the polls for eight years and it's not an easy job, with the 17-hour work days.
@@Surge1077😂😂😂😂
So in November 5th go to poles and shake what your Mama gave you for Democracy!!!!!
Ohh dear, the Raccoon Federation showed up to that lady's house when they heard she handed out free food 😆
And Gary TOLD them to only show up a dozen at a time!
Now they've ruined another supply drop.
@stephencolbert I went to middle school with a guy that was born with FIVE penises...!!! >> BTW his pants FIT Like a GLOVE !
😂😂😂😂😂
i actually groaned - chuckled
Badda-Bing! Badda-Boom! 🎉
Nice
Fellow I met said he had two. Named them too, eh? Yeah, the one on the right was Hose B. The other... Jose.
I have been watching Colbert for ten+ years, it’s my 32nd birthday and Stephen shares a story from my home town of POULSBO,WASHINGTON (the raccoons). What a treat
I loved his Colbert Report before he got Letterman Show
He was so funny in that.
I bought his book❤
God bless president Carter!
This was one of the best meanwhiles!
In this world of so many bad things! I NEEDED THIS! Applause 👏 all around to the Writers ! I see Awards aplenty! 😅😅😅❤❤❤ Oh yeah,Stephen did a good job too!😊😊😊
And The Raccoons would have gotten away with it to if They'd remembered their Trenchcoats!
😂🎉
Hey, pole dancing is not easy, good for her.
IKR? It requires your entire core to be physically strong; legs, arms, abdomen, etc. it should be an Olympic event if they have breakdancing as an Olympic event 😆
FR there's a dude on here that is amazing at archery AND pole work. He can climb the pole, flip upside down and still manage to hit the freakin target with one of those hardcore compound bows. He's amazing.
Pan to Louis Cato more often...he is adorably cute!! (and this is from a 73 yr old woman!)😄
I have so many questions about the first guy, but I am too afraid to Google them. 😂
All I know is, he proudly gives the total sum of inches when asked and PROBABLY leaves out the grotesque oddity part?
Yeah, I’d stay right away from THAT google search 🤭🤭🤭🤭
I just googled the medical term he gave us, "triphallia." I figure it looks less strange, as long as nobody notices that my search history is full of the technical names of all sorts of weird birth defects. Cyclopia, harlequin ichthyosis, and kleeblattschädel syndrome are particularly interesting. None involve penises.
@@patriciahamel5674Ok, who wants a slice of three meat?
Yup, not something I want showing up when the FBI comes for my search history 😄
That lady was so lucky!
I hope she gets checked out at a hospital sometimes people feel fine but later develop problems. If she doesn't that's a miracle or maybe there's a hole in the bottom???
Which one? 😆
OMG man, you really strung a chain of words together there. I pity the fool that picks a verbal fight with you. But seriously, our household loves you! Howdy from Alabama!
Great Meanwhile! I was not expecting actual video of that falling water tank, wow! Glad she's ok. That really looked like a Road Runner bit.
It's the traditional canadian response: "huh that's weird.... does it burn?"
Only if it's Sperm Whale sperm 😂
4:32 at 51 this gives me so much hope!❤
3:09 she was really lucky that that kind of water tank is made of plastic. If it were a regular metal tank... _shudders_
Pfft.. I got three.
One of them's even mine.
Mother nature gave us two hands for a reason
@@patton3338 I call them 'the Twins'.
Ayoooo
I love to listen to the Colbert… Can we also please have videos of the band playing music during commercials!?!?
Who rewatching the water tank lady 100 times?
I'm about to, it's just too damn hilarious 😂 like it's from a Wile E. Coyote short.
She kept on eating the apple even after that 😂
Why are the intros to Meanwhile SO DAMN FUNNY!? i love this segment!
DITTO!😅😅😅
Meanwhile, Meanwhile was legendary 😂
Louis has the greatest smile! 😁
Fun fact regarding the Peeps, sugar is actually quite flammable. One of the easiest model-rocket fuel recipes is just sugar and an oxidizer.
Cheetos are also highly flammable... at least the puffy ones
Give us more of that bass player gal.
Best Meanwhile in a while
The real headline is that she fed the raccoons for 35 years without a mishap.
MASSIVE props to the 71 yo pole dancer! I'd tip her a $20!
Holy crap, Raygun is the perfect Halloween costume. Anyone can breakdance just as good as she can!
Anyone who thinks being nice to racoons is ever going to work out well is sorely mistaken.
Stephen, are you doing the weave????😂😂😂😂😂
Not surprising at that campus. I had deer stand feet away on campus watching you walk at U Montana. Certainly a beautiful place to be!
Bro that is like the real life version of "Nichijou - My Ordinary Life - Principal Vs. Deer" Please watch that clip and see how encounter might have gone otherwise lolz.
Oh, Stephen! You had me blushing. 😊
As a recent graduate in architecture I appreciated that opening sequence into meanwhile 😂.
The commitment to the mime on the first story is why Colbert is a legend.
Also, I never want to see that again. 🫣
3:24 Release Coyote Vs Acme!
me too, the Guggenheim stuff each morning, you know, before coffee, then back to more important paper shuffling and filing of documents no one will ever read.
75% of the way to a truly revolutionary Knuckles cosplay.
Wouldn't teaching someone how to use an iPad literary be giving them tips?
Haha...thats true
No. That would be teaching them how to use a Kindle.
You go, Edna!🤣
Thats a different kind of tri-force
That kinda tri-force explains why Link always gets the girl, despite Gannon being so Chad that he is the only male of his race reborn every hundred years.
Triphalia... 🎶Washington, Washington? 🎶
I love Raygun. You go gurl.
Surprisingly combustible? But, oh, I remember being a kid and, yeah, what wouldn’t we try to set on fire?
You know a story is going to be good when Stephen starts with "Now, everyone's fine."
Too bad Stephen couldn’t really SEE the ART in a woman of 71 finding a second act passion as a pole dancer. Does HE have this kind of strength AND fortitude?
I love me some meanwhile!
braiding phalluses? bravo writers room for eliciting a hearty laugh
it be thee dred dong, mon.😳😤🍻😁✌😎
1:42 Meanwhile
Thank you!
U know what's up! 👍
Serve you for your thankness!
The eyelash struggle is REAL, yo!
Stephen no better segment in the Universe then Meanwhile 😂😂😂😂
The gooey thing... my mind went to some freaky whales almost as soon as I heard "combustable" 😂
I think I mixed up whatever it was they used for lamps in ye olden days with something else 🤣
Maybe it’s ambergris?
A master mime. America's Marcel Marceau lol
meanwhile!!
Shows how much I pay attention locally. I live near U of M, and I have to hear about a bear on campus on The Late Show xD
This one was dank 😂
I'm so disappointed you didn't mention the mans pants...... fit like a glove!😂
That stuff on the beach is whale blubber. A whale probably died offshore and scavengers are eating it, bits got swept into the current and end up on shore. From what I recall, whale blubber burns pretty whale!
Why, thank you. I wonder if RFK Jr had been in the vicinity?
What kind of "experts" were they referring then...?
Biological substances have been ruled out already!😂😂 Hahaha from Newfoundland where these blobs have been collecting all summer! Maybe remnants of the Titan?
And boy, did you paint "a picture"...!🤣
I know a 95 year old Pole dancer. She is from Warsaw.
Wile E. Coyote is no man, sir. Very much so a coyote. 😅
Oh Steven, I know that pain. My lashes are also too long...
The sheer genius of the writers who created these intros !
Love it!
Behold the dance of the three snakes!!
The Perfect His&Hers Halloween costume for 2024: Raygunn and Rippy (from Aussie movie 'The Red')
in his foot that would be tarsal-tunnel syndrome.
4:22 …KATYA??
5:20 …trixie? 😅
Trump dances like he has a pole in each hand
Heh... "pole"
Double dicking, or a Ricky Stanicky called it, Air Dicking. Such a faux pas for such an elegant man of the town.
Jerkin' 2 dix to his fav YMCA
i think 1 of them is Slovenian
Ask Bautista what he thinks trump is doing 🤣
The American version of Hundreds of Beavers: Hundreds of Raccoons
the 3 wang man had all 3 in a single one. They didn't know until he died at 78 and did an autopsy. The actual story is really only interesting to doctors I think.
That's actually more interesting - not a doc but might look it up 👍
@@pennygleeson5029- that is something I’d definitely not google! 😮
Man, what the heck kind of autopsy did they do?!
Good thing he wasn’t an organ donor! 😅
The man Stephen referred to is an infant. The story is 3 years old and was in the UK.
@@stephen3164he donated his body to science. University of Birmingham in the UK medical students discovered it Oct 16, 2024. Weird.
All I can hear now is
"Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Stacey Brown got two!
OOOOOH"
The title of this segment is Monty Python-esque, and the bit itself was the same.
Raygun is a really nice person and accomplished academic, cute too
Frank Gehry is fabulous!
never before has Stephen given me so many different movie pitch ideas in one video
Who remembers Quarantine-while?
Louise cracks me up - his chuckles are the best 🤣🤣❤️❤️
We love Louis!
That water tank fall was bonkers.
Oh boy... I never learned to braid. ;)
Do not feed the animals 😂
Love this suit.
He's a one-man bar stool! He can make a slingshot with two of them!
Buster Keaton is smiling down on that woman.
Did he put a scrunchie on his braid?
No, just a "Hello Kitty" burette 😂
@@cuccicucci4480 😆 🤣 😂
Funny arse shat my man! 🤣