I was raised in America by a German mother and distinctly remember going over to a friends house the first time where her mother laid out a lovely chicken with all the fixings and I blurted out "I thought we'd just have a sandwich." Then she tried to serve me cereal the following morning and I declined and went home hungry. When my mother asked why and I told her her face got very pale and she called that mom and apologized and explained how we ate a big breakfast, modest lunch, and easy dinner. To this day I can't eat sweet things in the morning. :D By the way, the other mom wasn't offended, just baffled. She was totally OK with me just taking what I wanted at dinner and saying no to Frosted Flakes.
Yeah I would have said no as well. I don't like sweets before noon unless I'm having an energy drink in the morning instead of coffee.(which is mostly if I wake up angry cause the sweet zaps my mood)
@@FerretKibbleits corn flake cereal glazed with a bit of sugar…pretty low calorie and actually healthy, but ig 11 grams of sugar is too much for people who didnt grow up with hella crazy flavorings in american food
Honestly the ease of preparing a German cold dinner would be so nice for those days I just want to eat and go to bed without turning on the stove But I'm a filthy American, so I'd need to make my own bread from scratch if I want it to have more flour than sugar
As a Japanese person, I have no complaints about my country's cuisine, but to be honest, I also like German and British food, and I sometimes crave it. Having worked as a flight attendant for many years, I believe I have a good understanding of the flavors from different countries.
@@nada4945 como Spanish que no sólo sabe inglés sino también alemán, puedo decirte que acabas de soltar una tontería, porque también se usa como gentilicio, y te invito que veas Piratas del Caribe la de Penélope Cruz en versión original subtitulada.
@@Danlovar como si sabes ruso, mírate las reglas gramaticales del inglés y no referencies una película con error gramatical (hecho aposta en el guion).
Honestly Abendbrot is fine if you have an assortment of spreads, toppings, and good quality bread. It's basically a "make your own Bruschetta" concept to share food with your family at the end of the day.
@@egongold3943 The walk comes after you ate. It's a german saying "Nach dem Essen sollst du ruh'n oder tausend Schritte tun" ("After you ate you should rest or do one thousand steps")
No Brasil comemos o que chamamos de "Comida de Verdade" na hora do almoco.Um bom arroz com feijao com uma proteina frango ou peixe etc e uma salada.Gratidao por ter nascido no meu pais onde as pessoas nao tem preguica de fazer o melhor para oferecer a sua familia e a si mesmo.Amo meu pais❤❤❤❤❤
Hi there from a german. I can understand that! Our food is horrible! Chinese food is great! I was 2 months in Beijing and tried a lot of different dishes.
@@a.g.4843Hey! German food isn't halfway as bad. For example, we have ummm, well, that one thing and umm, that other dish ..... Well, at least we have a great, multicultural dish that started in Germany, which is becoming more and more popular all over the globe - Dönertasche with Weißkraut, Rotkohl and Iceburrrg- (shout out an Money Boy) -Salat.
Once I drove my parents home after they were on birthday party of a friend of them and they said “Can you stop here so that we can order something” (it was a McDonalds) I said:”No we have bread at home you can eat that” I’ve waited so long to say that and it felt awesome!
I remember traveling in Germany about twelve years ago. I was going to my friend living in Germany then ,but I missed my train on the way and I had to reschedule my plan. I had no phone and didn't know what to do. I just asked anyone I met for help. Germans seemed cold,but every person I met willingly helped me out. Some people borrowed me their phones and let me know how to do so. I felt how kind and nice they were. I really got impressed with them. Warm hearted..
as a half german half italian i think my soul is twisting itself around (or make loud noises when i want sleep and dont have eat my bread with chese before )
@@electricpaisy6045 oh, okay. The kiss is meant as kind of "sorry for dropping" it and "thank you for existing in the first place and feeding people", but since Poland has heavily catholic roots, I guess it might be also tied to the imagination bread as flesh of Jesus. Nowadays maybe 70% is actually catholic (old statistics say 90-95%, that's bs), from what 10-20% attends church, younger generations distance themselves from it. Also less and less people kiss the bread and more and more throw it away to the trash (it was always seen as holiest food, you would dry it and reuse if you have too much, give to the poor or feed street animals & birds at the city parks, but it's not good for the birds), the point is people did always whatever they could to use last crumb of bread and prevent it from going moldy, and then cutting off only the moldy part, but nowadays its cultural significance seems to drop slooowly and it gets treated like any other food more often, even though in minds of many people it's still very important.
@@vanillablossom interesting. But no there is no religious connection to bread in Germany outside a church. We are just proud of it because we have the dark bread while most other nations only have white or even sweet bread.
My family can eat sandwiches (in Russia we say buterbrot, yes we use the German word instead of English one "sandwich") for breakfast, lunch and dinner, although I live in Siberia. My grandfather is ethnic German, but he has never been to Germany. Ok, I finally understood what's what...
I'm british, Mexican food is the best, really underrated. I honestly think it might be the best food in the world, dunno why it doesn't get the recognition it deserves
@@christin973 another Mexican here thanking you for appreciating our food 😫✨ whenever I travel abroad I never expect to be amazed by the food cause we’ve got it very good here. Just got back from Europe and I’m relieved that I can eat great with not much money again hahaha
@@tonoc.a.9824homemade authentic Mexican food is really the best food in the world, or at least the best that I've ever tried. I think it gets a lot of recognition (and bad imitation) in the US. But a lot of Europeans have just never had real Mexican food, they're missing out for sure.
@@MissSeaShell the US has some very good places for sure. Most of them are Tex-Mex however. And I do agree, most Europeans have never had the real deal! So happy you love it though. You should come down to Mexico City someday, we have way too many options and all of them are delicious and sometimes very different from what you can find up north!
As a German who lived in Britain, I was surprised that the biggest meal in the UK is dinner, while here in Germany it's lunch. Actually the German word for dinner ("Abendbrot") means "evening bread" and it's still an accurate description for today.
As a German woman I must say "England for the win!" ❤ That German meal looks more like Mittag-Essen, especially if you added cucumber, or perhaps some marmelade over that gorgeous cheese."
That was just the finest German Humor. We like to express pure sarcasm in a very dry/serious manner, while saying the most ridiculous shit everybody usually knows is not true.
as someone who is half italian and half german, my dinner ranges from homemade dough magherita pizza to whole wheat brown untoasted bread with a singular slice of swiss cheese.
Ja, aber nicht so eine Knastversion. Da muss noch ein halber Zentimeter Butter drauf und es muss natürlich Schinken/Salami Käse sein. Die Videoversion gibt's nur wenn man Abends zu faul ist zum Lidl zu latschen.
Italienische Freunde möchten immer deutsche Gerichte, wenn sie uns besuchen. Sie sind begeistert! Ich bin auch immer erstaunt, wie offen und freundlich sie gegenüber dem deutschen Essen sind, sie mögen es sehr. Und erzählen oft, dass die italienische Küche von einer Lieferpizza soweit entfernt ist wie Pisa von Manhattan. 😅
As a person born in the UK with Italian blood on my mother's side from a long line of Italian females from Tuscany with expert cooking skills now living in Leicester, home of both English food & also multicultural food fusion.. I can hereby declare I would never want to go to Germany for food ever. I went to Berlin once & the only thing on the menu was potatoes & pork. I'm vegetarian also btw so any videos of any nationalities competing over processed meat is going to be a turn off to me. Everyone is different but I can say what food people like is up to them. I can also say I was visiting family in Italy around Garda one time & every evening we'd go to the mountains to eat in the restaurants there just because it was cooler. The first day, I was so excited because I got to try truffle pasta. By day 7 of truffle pasta, I was asking, "Is there anything else on the menu". I can understand Italians are great at whatever cooking they do, but I can understand maybe some novelty & something different every now & again would be a good idea. I personally have gluten intolerance so I can't even eat too much white flour products, so I have buckwheat noodles in my diet a lot nowadays, but mostly anything I eat is going to require a lot of salad greens as the main thing. ✌🏼
When my Italian-Irish cousin comes over, we always eat Pork Neck Bones, a dish made with aforementioned pork neck bones and meat, stewed in an onion and sauerkraut broth. He loves it. As an Irish-American, I can honestly pass on traditional Italian. The herbs hurt my stomach. Though the desserts are amazing; like, "Holy Canoli!"
In Germany we say: "Morgens wie ein Kaiser, mittags wie ein König und abends wie ein Bettler". "In the morning like an emperor, at noon like a king and in the evening like a beggar." Thanks for the likes guys 🥹
I grew up Italian. If you lived near us (most of our family lived withing 5 mins of each other on the same street) we would have adopted you and made you eat real food. I still dream about my grandmas home made ravioli,and the lunches she made for me because she thought I was too skinny. Miss her much.
Same here. My Nonna would get up and feed us no matter what time we came over. Noon, here’s lunch. 3AM, she’s up and warming up pasta. She lived for it. Miss her.
Ask a german expat living abroad what they miss the most, the most frequent answer will be "good bread". Have you ever had bread so good that you just eat plain bread?
Really, a lot of countries have great bread. It's just the Vollkornbrot that is usually missing. Like a fresh baguette or pita can be delicious sll by itself but it's still all white bread.
@@rinerwainkler3108Quatch! I lived in Germany for some months in a host family. The mother was a sahm, and dinner was exactly like this (+ butter). In Italy most families have both parents working too, we still cook for every lunch and dinner.
@@rinerwainkler3108just visited my grandad in germany with my mom. He's retired, has a housekeeper/cook and a kitchen stocked to the brim with food, but every night it's bread, butter and variation of ham slices, liver pate. Same for breakfast with added honey or especially jam. Cooked dinner was maybe 2x a week haha
@@WOTM8Japanese food is some of the best in the world and chances are Sushi single-handedly beats everything your culture brings to the table. "Raw fish"...Uncultured swine.
In Heaven, the French are the cooks, the British are the waiters, the Italians are the lovers and the Germans are in charge of organization. In Hell the Germans are the lovers, the French are the waiters, the British are the cooks and the Italians are in charge of organization.
Cries a tear of pity as a Tex Mex Hispanic and Caribbean household with a husband who loves to cook gourmet & authentically in many cuisines: Caribbean, Dominican, Mexican, TexMex, Texan BBQ, Cajun, Jamaican, Soul food, Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese, Italian, & French. The German meal presented a sad dry snack and Britain presented a very dry lunch not dinner.
@@arikalamari19 Peoples' bad shopping behaviour isn't a proof of a lack of bred quality. Plus there are many in-store bakeries here for lower income people and even established bakeries sell cheap stuff sometimes. And least but not last, if people are used to sweetened white-flour bread american-style, then their taste buds are fucked up, so that everything natural ( without taste enhancers ) tastes dull. A harsh, but true opinion. I was in the US and also got constipation and stomach ache by the artificial stuff they dare to call bread ( or food in general ).
Naawww- as someone who grew up in Germany and fled to live in Britain I can assure you it’s the sense of humor in daily life that is the fundamental difference! And the ability to think out of the box.. Not saying everyone is like that but the majority of Germans reserve humor firmly for the stage or at least the pub and have a terrible complete lack of it in daily life and especially at work. Nor are they able to think out of the box or muddle through, be flexible and play it by ear at all.. It drives me maaad! If it weren’t for Brexshit I would move back in a flash, never mind the food- which I actually came to love despite having lived in France and learned to cook there as well..
@@FuxiaSue You don't have settled status? Because my story is basically the same (Spain instead of France tho) but I have settled status and can return for the next few years.
@@daniyalbbd5281That's literally every cuisine ever. Potatos, Tomatos and Chilis come from America so every cuisine using it is "stolen" to begin with. Every non-indian US person even "stole" the land where they are now cooking.
As a Moroccan and a Mediterranean I can say Mediterranean cultures are the cultures I prefer the most. Ofcourse India has good food but I like our Moroccan kitchen the most and the Turkish also. I like the siesta’s in the afternoon, I like the waking up early and going to sleep late. I like eating late and I like the Mediterranean sun. I’ve been to the Sahara region and to the Middle East but nothing beats the Mediterranean culture.
@@Story_Time6257Oh Well i never said that i don't drinks alcohol at all, i sometimes does but not when I'm alone (Respectfully. Einen schönen Tag noch :))
Eastern Europe didn't even join this chat. Bad food and ugly women was the reason for colonisation, western men( even italians(only eat pasta and ketchup)) running away from home.
Blödsinn hoch drei ! Wer isst denn heutezutage noch Leichenteile? Igitt ! Womöglich gegen Krieg sein, aber ohne Bedenken völlig unschuldige Tiere massakrieren?!
@@XxXAirsoftboyXxX Wo ist das typisch Bayern? Uns geht's NUR um den Geschmack. DAS wär typisch Bayern. Und davon abgesehen: wir lieben unser Brot. Wenn du es nicht magst: das Brot ist WELTWEIT berühmt und angesehen: dann bist DU derjenige ohne Geschmack.
Depends on the supermarket though, some offer bread that freezes well and is still good when thawed the other day or are at least good the day itself. And depends on the bakery aswell, I know lots of bakeries who 'don't bake anything of it' as the Dutch saying goes. 😂
Clearly, both countries should've dropped cook books on each other during the 40s.
It was rationing in the 1940s that made it bad.
Hilarious 😂
@@bobdillon2642 then why do you still eat today as if the Germans were flying over.
You mean the French and Americans should have dropped cook books on both countries.
Good one. 😂
Ein Graubrot muss ein!😋
I was raised in America by a German mother and distinctly remember going over to a friends house the first time where her mother laid out a lovely chicken with all the fixings and I blurted out "I thought we'd just have a sandwich." Then she tried to serve me cereal the following morning and I declined and went home hungry. When my mother asked why and I told her her face got very pale and she called that mom and apologized and explained how we ate a big breakfast, modest lunch, and easy dinner. To this day I can't eat sweet things in the morning. :D By the way, the other mom wasn't offended, just baffled. She was totally OK with me just taking what I wanted at dinner and saying no to Frosted Flakes.
Yeah I would have said no as well. I don't like sweets before noon unless I'm having an energy drink in the morning instead of coffee.(which is mostly if I wake up angry cause the sweet zaps my mood)
Was confused as to why you said no to cereal and then realised at "frosted flakes"... that sounds like cake, not breakfast.
It looks very healthy lifestyle
@@FerretKibbleits corn flake cereal glazed with a bit of sugar…pretty low calorie and actually healthy, but ig 11 grams of sugar is too much for people who didnt grow up with hella crazy flavorings in american food
@@tabsg0015 11 grams is not too easy to even notice for north americans :p
And the TURKISH CUISINE👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
As an italian i find both people dining habits completely barbaric 😂😂
As a French I'm shocked as u are. 😂
Pizza or pasta all day, everyday.
@@kerdart351Snails, Croissants (super thin bread), wine and baguette ?
@@AW2111A lmao
They drink cappuccino in the morning as well…. 😂😂
I could do with a portion of Fish n Chips now. Nom nom. But minus the vinegar!!! The chips look great too, not too dark, not too wobbly
Honestly the ease of preparing a German cold dinner would be so nice for those days I just want to eat and go to bed without turning on the stove
But I'm a filthy American, so I'd need to make my own bread from scratch if I want it to have more flour than sugar
Can’t believe the German made my average dinner (and I’m British(
We have the best food in Iran ,but i think i wont have problem with german food , i love good bread and cheese all the time
As a Pole, both of these are sad.
* Has a boiled potato with salt.
DO NOT DISRESPECT MY BEET AND EGG BROTH WIT THAT
What was that about raw potato no salt.
Lololol
Irish man: “this lad’s onto something…”
Pieroguiiii❤
That was me when I was a student in a dorm by myself. Didn't realise I lived a German lifestyle.
Ein wahrer Kamerad ist sogar im Unbewussten Treu!
@@ViktorDN JAWOHL! ES IST SO UND WIRD IMMER SO BLEIBEN ! AUF DEUTSCHLAND!
JAWOHL!
😂(wir mit unserem Deutsch)
@@aloegamer0933 DEITSCHLONNDT!!!
@@Filos_al-Hafamani BIER BRETZEL , SAUERKRAUT!
@@Filos_al-Hafamani 😂
Both of these hurt my heart, I'm grateful to have nice, complete, warm meals everyday.
This is dinner not lunch
Fish and chips is warm. You eat it hot. But usually with tartare sauce and peas (mushy or garden)
@@Hirotoro4692 honestly, I never ate fish n chips for a meal, it was always a snack type of food for us.
In Germany Most people eat a warm meal at lunch. Dinner is mostly cold, because why eat 2 times warm?
Because why not @@Sv3Na1
As an American, this is obscene to me.
*wipes greasy tear*
Now imagine us, frenchs, surrounded by both of thoses countries 😭😭
Americans eat unhealthy food
@@cathanoneal5915
*imagine french* 🤢🤮
@@cathanoneal5915france🐛🐸🐷🤮
Тут не хватает плача Никокадо Авокадо😂
As a Filipino, both of these are really sad.
* Has rice with salt
With salt? Dont get too crazy now.
As an Indian I'm going with you here on this one 😂😂😂😂
Look at mister salt over here flexing on us
Which is sadder, rice with salt or white bread with ketchup?
Don't forget the avocado
As a mexican, both of these are real sad.
*Has tortilla with salt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg true!
Hahaha!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mmmmm
On a good day, a tortilla with butter.
As a Japanese person, I have no complaints about my country's cuisine, but to be honest, I also like German and British food, and I sometimes crave it.
Having worked as a flight attendant for many years, I believe I have a good understanding of the flavors from different countries.
I'm Irish and I crave German food... Damnit.
Lies. Their food is garbage
So true! 😂
Excuse me, I'm gonna eat my Abendbrot now.
🤦♂️
@@-.-Ace-.-l what?
Cap
Nur noch Butter fehlt 😂
@@just_a_dream7720 und Gurke, Paprika, Tomaten
As a Spaniard, I prefer to be poor and lazy but eat properly.
As a Spaniard, you are not a "Spaniard", but Spanish.
If you're poor, how do you pay for the travel abroad for proper food??
@@Danlovar aprende inglés antes de dar lecciones, Spanish no es gentilicio.
@@nada4945 como Spanish que no sólo sabe inglés sino también alemán, puedo decirte que acabas de soltar una tontería, porque también se usa como gentilicio, y te invito que veas Piratas del Caribe la de Penélope Cruz en versión original subtitulada.
@@Danlovar como si sabes ruso, mírate las reglas gramaticales del inglés y no referencies una película con error gramatical (hecho aposta en el guion).
As an Asian, I’m crying for both 😂
Rice is life..lol
german food aint that bad. dinner is normally warm food not a sandwich, not that sandwiches are bad
@@BackroomBandit Thanks
My 3year old child goes to Kindergarten and brings home made sushi for Breakfast to eat😅
As a brit I’m laughing at flag 😅
❤🕊🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 keiner ist perfekt... WIR alle haben unsere "Macken "
💀💀💀
As a Greek-Italian I always love to see these two culinary powerhouses compete over food
😂😂😂😂
Honestly Abendbrot is fine if you have an assortment of spreads, toppings, and good quality bread. It's basically a "make your own Bruschetta" concept to share food with your family at the end of the day.
😂😂😂
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you somehow made british food look good
Kind of disturbing when you could compare both types of food yourself..:)
It because he made a schnitzel which is German lol
@le fu no, this is fish and he presents the popular British meal "fish and chips"
@@pearlflash4795 ohh i stand corrected
British food is delicious!
only 2 things missing:
-margarine
-trademark german smile
You forgot one more thing. Going for a walk with a least 2 hour duration....😅😅😅
Naah definitely butter
I give you one. 😏
@@egongold3943 The walk comes after you ate.
It's a german saying "Nach dem Essen sollst du ruh'n oder tausend Schritte tun" ("After you ate you should rest or do one thousand steps")
MARGARINE?! JUNGE! GUTE - IRISCHE - BUTTER!
No Brasil comemos o que chamamos de "Comida de Verdade" na hora do almoco.Um bom arroz com feijao com uma proteina frango ou peixe etc e uma salada.Gratidao por ter nascido no meu pais onde as pessoas nao tem preguica de fazer o melhor para oferecer a sua familia e a si mesmo.Amo meu pais❤❤❤❤❤
Que lindo seu comentário 😊
Thats why it calls Abendbrot :D
As a German born Chinese who studied in the UK, I’m traumatised by both
Yes we know how bad white people culture is wah wah I guarantee you could not live a day in your ancestry China
Hi there from a german. I can understand that! Our food is horrible! Chinese food is great! I was 2 months in Beijing and tried a lot of different dishes.
@@a.g.4843 selbstkasteiend. Typisch deutsch. Und ich weiß, ich bin nicht Deutscher, das verstehe ich nicht.... Der Untergang einer Nation
@@a.g.4843Hey! German food isn't halfway as bad. For example, we have ummm, well, that one thing and umm, that other dish .....
Well, at least we have a great, multicultural dish that started in Germany, which is becoming more and more popular all over the globe - Dönertasche with Weißkraut, Rotkohl and Iceburrrg- (shout out an Money Boy) -Salat.
@@k.r.99 true, Döner is great. Especially kebabi Döner in karlsruhe. IMHO the best in germany
Once I drove my parents home after they were on birthday party of a friend of them and they said “Can you stop here so that we can order something” (it was a McDonalds) I said:”No we have bread at home you can eat that” I’ve waited so long to say that and it felt awesome!
beautiful :) well played
@@chrisalexthomas Wish you’d know how they looked at me 😂
You came full circle :D
You either die a hero or...let your parents eat pumpernickel ohne butter
Bwahahaha well done
I remember traveling in Germany about twelve years ago. I was going to my friend living in Germany then ,but I missed my train on the way and I had to reschedule my plan. I had no phone and didn't know what to do. I just asked anyone I met for help. Germans seemed cold,but every person I met willingly helped me out. Some people borrowed me their phones and let me know how to do so. I felt how kind and nice they were. I really got impressed with them. Warm hearted..
My Italian soul left the chat
Eh beh ci sta
I am French, so you can imagine ! 😮😮😮😮😮😮
I'm Hispanic and I want to shoot the screen Cartel style
Guys all the latins are reuniting here, we just need a Lusophone and a Romanian and we're set
as a half german half italian i think my soul is twisting itself around (or make loud noises when i want sleep and dont have eat my bread with chese before )
In Germany moms don't say we have *what every food you asked for* at home. They just say we have bread at home.
I thought only Polish people say that! Do you also kiss bread after it falls to the ground and you pick it up?
@@vanillablossom no we don't. However, I thought its a german thing because the german style bread is our national dish.
@@electricpaisy6045 oh, okay. The kiss is meant as kind of "sorry for dropping" it and "thank you for existing in the first place and feeding people", but since Poland has heavily catholic roots, I guess it might be also tied to the imagination bread as flesh of Jesus.
Nowadays maybe 70% is actually catholic (old statistics say 90-95%, that's bs), from what 10-20% attends church, younger generations distance themselves from it. Also less and less people kiss the bread and more and more throw it away to the trash (it was always seen as holiest food, you would dry it and reuse if you have too much, give to the poor or feed street animals & birds at the city parks, but it's not good for the birds), the point is people did always whatever they could to use last crumb of bread and prevent it from going moldy, and then cutting off only the moldy part, but nowadays its cultural significance seems to drop slooowly and it gets treated like any other food more often, even though in minds of many people it's still very important.
@@vanillablossom interesting. But no there is no religious connection to bread in Germany outside a church. We are just proud of it because we have the dark bread while most other nations only have white or even sweet bread.
My family can eat sandwiches (in Russia we say buterbrot, yes we use the German word instead of English one "sandwich") for breakfast, lunch and dinner, although I live in Siberia. My grandfather is ethnic German, but he has never been to Germany. Ok, I finally understood what's what...
We have no dinner, just Abendbrot!
brot heißt ''bread''
@@FunnyNFunky also gehts noch, U need to Be😂
Der komm ist schon so richtig zu verstehen...
Schönen Tag noch
Ein Volk, ein REICH, ein Kommentarbereich.
@@FunnyNFunky evening bread?
@@Seeker_420 i guess you can call it that too?
@@FunnyNFunky Dinner is Abendbrot for us. If you translate it like this you have "evening bread" XD
As a Mexican that lived in both, yes it was depressing 😅
I'm british, Mexican food is the best, really underrated. I honestly think it might be the best food in the world, dunno why it doesn't get the recognition it deserves
@@christin973 another Mexican here thanking you for appreciating our food 😫✨ whenever I travel abroad I never expect to be amazed by the food cause we’ve got it very good here. Just got back from Europe and I’m relieved that I can eat great with not much money again hahaha
@@tonoc.a.9824homemade authentic Mexican food is really the best food in the world, or at least the best that I've ever tried. I think it gets a lot of recognition (and bad imitation) in the US. But a lot of Europeans have just never had real Mexican food, they're missing out for sure.
@@MissSeaShell the US has some very good places for sure. Most of them are Tex-Mex however. And I do agree, most Europeans have never had the real deal! So happy you love it though. You should come down to Mexico City someday, we have way too many options and all of them are delicious and sometimes very different from what you can find up north!
Congratulations
As a French I don't know what to say even our baguette and Camembert make a good alternative
That's honestly an awesome alternative
Tu parles, on bouffe au Quick qui sent les chiottes ❤
German = bread and cheese
french = Long bread and cheese
Are ypu still speaking French or is that food? I'm American I can't tell the difference 😂
И винишком отшлифовать. Вив ля Франс! )))
As a German who lived in Britain, I was surprised that the biggest meal in the UK is dinner, while here in Germany it's lunch. Actually the German word for dinner ("Abendbrot") means "evening bread" and it's still an accurate description for today.
Don't Germans say "Abendessen"? Or are they interchangeable and is more kind of a dialect thing.
@@deutschegeschichte4972 They are interchangeable. My family uses both terms. :)
I am from the south and we don't use the term "Abendbrot". We only say "Abendessen".
@@originalceleste Here in the far east of Germany we say "Abendbrot".
Same here in Spain 😂🎉
As a German woman I must say "England for the win!" ❤ That German meal looks more like Mittag-Essen, especially if you added cucumber, or perhaps some marmelade over that gorgeous cheese."
Como.alemana debo.decir que este video.es una total estupidez
Some French dude: "Literally dies watching their neighbors"
As an Italian I am asking myself what's even the point of this competition when both the cuisines sucks 😂
As a german myself I need to agree with both of you. @@rhythmicmusicswap4173
Same french dude: has black coffee and and a cigarette for breakfast
The famous "café clope" is considered breakfast only by some weird Paris' citizens.
Nothing beats some freshly baked croissant.
My German class prof (who’s from Germany, ofc) said “we only eat bread in Germany”
That's why there are 790264 different types of bread!
@@compact-disc and I love that! 😂
@@compact-disc Am besten ist das Mischbrot und das Schwarzbrot 🤌
That was just the finest German Humor. We like to express pure sarcasm in a very dry/serious manner, while saying the most ridiculous shit everybody usually knows is not true.
@@nymeriqx Laugenbutterecken
„Mum can we go to McDonalds?“
„ We have bread at home“
Thanks for the likes
Every damn time…
I hated that so much.
Now i do the same thing ^^
I do that to my kids 😂
@@betteldottel das ist die Rache.
@@valentonorma5428 oder man möchte gesunde Kinder :D
У нас была повар Мина Карловна Горн, немка, так она готовила, как бог, ум отъешь...от человека зависит, а не от нации.
"The beauty of their women and the taste of their food made Brits the best sailors in the world."
Hilarious😂
Oh my god that is savage xD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think you’ll find that was the Norse men.
😂 Weil sie immer davon gesegelt sind? 😂
All this channel is teaching me is that i've been German this whole time and didn't know.
Germans are pretty chill normally…to the moment someone gets rejected from art school.
😂😂😂
I am alpharius!
@@stefanholzmnn9799 Austrian!
Only if you were born in Austria and your grandmother had the name “Schickelgruber”.
@@t_7692
😂
as someone who is half italian and half german, my dinner ranges from homemade dough magherita pizza to whole wheat brown untoasted bread with a singular slice of swiss cheese.
Indeed. When I cook its all or nothing.....
No butter?
I don't know, we make some mean bread and cheese!!!
As a Serb I crying for both. 😢
Even our boiled eggs with kaymak and salat look luxury.
The literal translation for Abendbrot (dinner) is evening bread.
I mean, germans are always transparent. You can't complain if that's what you signed for.
Japanese is the same with rice instead of bread. asagohan, hirugohan and bangohan - morning, noon and evening rice.
Meine Oma sagt Abendessen😂😊
Never underestimate the greatness of REAL dark bread with REAL cheese. It actually is one of my favorite snacks.
haha REAL, I feel that 👍
That’s what I have for lunch at work every day. With 3 slices of cheese to really get the taste🧀
....with butter
@@segolenex1113 sometimes, yeah, but it's not necessary
I tried pumpernickel bread once and it was the last time I ever did.
The only wrong thing is that the cheese is not 100% lined up with the bread.
I thought the German will use a ruler to measure that to make sure they are exactly lined up.
@@littlelady7843 No ruler needed If you have good "Augenmaß" :)
It's cold cut sausage not cheese. But I agree 😂
@@Duke49ththe color is weird, but its cheese 100%
@@maxono1465 How did you find out? By the smell?
アジア人は衝撃受けるよね
特に日本、中国、韓国あたりは
Morgens wie ein Kaiser,
Mittags wie ein König
Und Abends wie ein Bettler- 😂
Jetzt auf englisch bitte😂
@Gampe UA-cam has a translation button.
smth like
In the morning like an emperor,
at noon like a king and in the evening like a beggar
😂😂😂
Ist das beste für den Schlaf und die Verdauung. Abends so viel verschlingen und dann nicht schlafen können..
me, polish, living in germany, having italian spagetti for dinner: MULTIKULTI
"MULTIKULTI" 😂😅I'm dying over here dawg, that's funny AF 😂😂
For polish eating in germany or more on the West its really sad
😂😂😂
@Kingslayer_AoC maybe grandma just didn't know how to make lunch boxes.
Sandwiches with mayonnaise and sausage sounds spicy asf.
To think that as a french we are surrouded by these people, fortunately Spain and Italy have our back.
Seriously. Germany and England have so much culinary help surrounding them. LOL.
Well that worked out well for you the last 2 times.
you should be more bothered by the invasion of africans in your country hahA
French food is atrocious
Omg
In Germany, we have something called „Veschper“
Das gute alte Abendbrot
ist noch frisch, sonst wäre der Teller hin
Ja ist so manch mal aber mit Fleischwurst
Hmm.... Abendbrot! 😍
da fehlt die Butter.
Ja, aber nicht so eine Knastversion. Da muss noch ein halber Zentimeter Butter drauf und es muss natürlich Schinken/Salami Käse sein. Die Videoversion gibt's nur wenn man Abends zu faul ist zum Lidl zu latschen.
**France sweating profusely**
I'm French and I confirm
@@kerdart351putting french terrine du sanglier on my German Abendbrot
@@Snailing_Suika you're a man of culture ;)
terrine de* sanglier ^^
Tschuss !
Das einzige was die Franzosen tun ist ihre Weiße Flagge täglich Pflegen
Cheese and old bread?
Only a German can think highly of British food
It’s edible😼
That's so true😂
This is a very underrated comment 😂😂
Best comment
@@kingmegatron7974that's high praise
Italienische Freunde möchten immer deutsche Gerichte, wenn sie uns besuchen. Sie sind begeistert! Ich bin auch immer erstaunt, wie offen und freundlich sie gegenüber dem deutschen Essen sind, sie mögen es sehr. Und erzählen oft, dass die italienische Küche von einer Lieferpizza soweit entfernt ist wie Pisa von Manhattan. 😅
That's treu! You are right!!!
I am italian (from North Italy, Gardasee) and I love german food ... above all, bavarian's dishes. 👏👍🙋♂️
As a person born in the UK with Italian blood on my mother's side from a long line of Italian females from Tuscany with expert cooking skills now living in Leicester, home of both English food & also multicultural food fusion.. I can hereby declare I would never want to go to Germany for food ever. I went to Berlin once & the only thing on the menu was potatoes & pork. I'm vegetarian also btw so any videos of any nationalities competing over processed meat is going to be a turn off to me.
Everyone is different but I can say what food people like is up to them. I can also say I was visiting family in Italy around Garda one time & every evening we'd go to the mountains to eat in the restaurants there just because it was cooler. The first day, I was so excited because I got to try truffle pasta. By day 7 of truffle pasta, I was asking, "Is there anything else on the menu". I can understand Italians are great at whatever cooking they do, but I can understand maybe some novelty & something different every now & again would be a good idea.
I personally have gluten intolerance so I can't even eat too much white flour products, so I have buckwheat noodles in my diet a lot nowadays, but mostly anything I eat is going to require a lot of salad greens as the main thing. ✌🏼
What a Bullshit @@liliaaaaaaaa
@@dmetsags Traveling both southern Germany and northern Italy, I found the style of cooking comparable, though I would prefer the Italian food.
When my Italian-Irish cousin comes over, we always eat Pork Neck Bones, a dish made with aforementioned pork neck bones and meat, stewed in an onion and sauerkraut broth. He loves it.
As an Irish-American, I can honestly pass on traditional Italian. The herbs hurt my stomach. Though the desserts are amazing; like, "Holy Canoli!"
In Germany we say:
"Morgens wie ein Kaiser, mittags wie ein König und abends wie ein Bettler".
"In the morning like an emperor, at noon like a king and in the evening like a beggar."
Thanks for the likes guys 🥹
In meinem Deutschland existiert das Abendessen und Menschen ARBEITEN mittags
@@nickkohlmann Könige nicht :D
Jaja aber bei uns ist das so das wir abends auch warm essen aber sonst stimmt das schon
Hatte ich tatsächlich noch nie gehört
We say the Same in Syria !!
I grew up Italian. If you lived near us (most of our family lived withing 5 mins of each other on the same street) we would have adopted you and made you eat real food. I still dream about my grandmas home made ravioli,and the lunches she made for me because she thought I was too skinny. Miss her much.
Same here. My Nonna would get up and feed us no matter what time we came over. Noon, here’s lunch. 3AM, she’s up and warming up pasta. She lived for it. Miss her.
That Meditterian country life style isn't something you can find everywhere, same. God's bless
That sounds lovely
Exactly
@@slowemmE faceva bene! Brava
Ask a german expat living abroad what they miss the most, the most frequent answer will be "good bread". Have you ever had bread so good that you just eat plain bread?
Really, a lot of countries have great bread. It's just the Vollkornbrot that is usually missing. Like a fresh baguette or pita can be delicious sll by itself but it's still all white bread.
I have! But never in Germany. I hate the sour dry hard stuff you get here. And it's impossible to find a good baguette here.
Homemade bread is always the best regardless of where you go.
Bread can cost £5 a loaf so I hope that's good bread
Yes. Homemade bread on its own or with butter……yum
As an Australian, I farted while typing this.
The beauty of English women and the taste of English food made the English the best sailors in the world.
Underrated comment. :-D
I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE! BRAVO!😂
Overrated copypasta that isnt even factual. British food only got bad from 1940-1950s. Then again it seems people lack brains these days
Fantastic comment
Bravo!😂
now i know how german are so efficient, as an indian family we usually spend atleast 12-14 hrs each week for lunch and dinner preparation
In germany often both parents work to pay bills so no time for healthy meals
As an Italian, I feel you!
@@rinerwainkler3108Quatch! I lived in Germany for some months in a host family. The mother was a sahm, and dinner was exactly like this (+ butter).
In Italy most families have both parents working too, we still cook for every lunch and dinner.
And yet our people are still pint sized shrimps.
@@rinerwainkler3108just visited my grandad in germany with my mom. He's retired, has a housekeeper/cook and a kitchen stocked to the brim with food, but every night it's bread, butter and variation of ham slices, liver pate. Same for breakfast with added honey or especially jam. Cooked dinner was maybe 2x a week haha
I live in the UK now, but I am Japanese. My soul and ancestors are crying for both.
What are you talking about? you eat raw fish ffs..
@@WOTM8Japanese food is some of the best in the world and chances are Sushi single-handedly beats everything your culture brings to the table. "Raw fish"...Uncultured swine.
@@WOTM8And germans eat raw pork (Mettwurst) so what do you even mean? Lmao.
@@DarkSoulsZHL dude what?
@@WOTM8and? That ain't a bad thing at all. It's fresh.
It is good that we are Arabs❤, Arab food is on a different level than this
🇱🇾🇪🇬🇩🇿🇯🇴🇰🇼🇮🇶🇱🇧🇲🇦🇵🇸🇶🇦🇸🇩🇸🇦🇹🇳🇦🇪🇧🇭🇲🇷🇴🇲
I also like Turkish and Italian food🇹🇷🇮🇹
As an Indian im crying for both 🇮🇳❤️
@thegirlyoudontknow199 do you have a toilet? Or do open defecation and have dalets sweep up the human waste?
I prefer German food over Dysentery 🤣
@@alimantado373 If you're used to it, spicy food doesn't give you adverse digestive issues.
dysentery is an infection, not a digestive issue lol, can get it from Butterbrot too. And you don't get it if you cook in a sanitary environment.
@@Wodfamchocsod4His comment doesn't have anything to do with spices m8.
Wie Helge Schneider schon sagte "Käsebrot, ist ein gutes Brot!" 😂
Käsebrot ist ein gutes Brot.
Ist es auch
@@helgeschneider4417 😂😂😂
In Heaven, the French are the cooks, the British are the waiters, the Italians are the lovers and the Germans are in charge of organization.
In Hell the Germans are the lovers, the French are the waiters, the British are the cooks and the Italians are in charge of organization.
great point, Italian is really something else you can see the example of Ferrari on F1
Cries a tear of pity as a Tex Mex Hispanic and Caribbean household with a husband who loves to cook gourmet & authentically in many cuisines: Caribbean, Dominican, Mexican, TexMex, Texan BBQ, Cajun, Jamaican, Soul food, Vietnamese, Thai, Chinese, Italian, & French. The German meal presented a sad dry snack and Britain presented a very dry lunch not dinner.
True but we dont use a plate we use a brettchen 😊
Endlich sagts mal einer 🤣🙏
brettchen sind nur für absolute larrys
I use a plate not brettchen
Stimmt das gute alte Brettchen.
@@immothep101 Ja. Ich benutze ein Brettchen.
As a canadian, this gave me chills...
*eats Hawaiian Pizza*
As an American, there's not a damn thing wrong with Hawaiian pizza or poutine.
*eats spray cheese out of the can*
As a fellow Canadian, Hawaiian pizza is a masterpiece!
I love Hawaiian pizza 🍕
What the Fuck is wrong with you??? Pineapple on Pizza is a funking Crime!!!!🤬
all of y'all are not welcome in italy, or hawaii
Какая х...ня! Может, на рыбалке и можно . сьесть такой . бутерброд , но дома никто уже такую колбасу не будет трескать ,тем более, без ,,всего "....😩😵
HAHAHAHA THE EMOTIONLESS SLAP ON THE PLATE KILLED ME 😂
A friend from Turkey once said: "You Germans eat your breakfast for dinner?" 😂
Lol
When I grew up, this was typically breakfast and dinner and sometimes even lunch... and now people wonder why even though I'm German I hate bread...
@@thisstuffisminenotyours me with rice
I am from Turkey and same reaction lol
Everybody come to Turkey, I will prepare you a Turkish breakfast.I get bored eating alone😭😭
That British "dinner" is what we Americans (especially Texans) call a snack 😂
Americans eat like they have socialised healthcare 😂
Not this American. It looks like a meal that's missing greens. A snack in my neck of the woods is some fruit or veggies.
That's why you're all fat?
A sandwich of any type is a snack here in Brazil. A 'meal' would be something you eat with fork and knife.
@@robertsummers3386 why do all of y’all eat like you have free healthcare?
Käsebrot, ist ein gutes Brot, super sexy Käsebrot!
Efficiency is the very soul of German society.
...until you have to deal with the public services, or rely on public transportation, or use the internet, or...
@@geistreichtube no need for those when you can be working.
Germany is all about lots of paperwork
Maybe efficient in the past but not right now
Even german cars are now not that much efficient
Nothing is efficient in Germany at all, lol
To exist so boring is to soon lose the will to carry on, how is that efficient.
As a German, I can totally relate to that. Theres nothing better than a good old Käsebrot
GENAUUUUUUUU
Ja. Käsebrot.
You mean Kässestulle
Just missing some butter :D
Wurstbrot or Salamibrot are really close on second place.
Germany is the country with the most varied bread culture in the world.
Approx. 3200 different kinds of bread exist here and in best quality.
hm i can‘t confirm, they don‘t taste good at the backers and everyone just only has Mischbrot at home
@@arikalamari19
Peoples' bad shopping behaviour isn't a proof of a lack of bred quality.
Plus there are many in-store bakeries here for lower income people and even established bakeries sell cheap stuff sometimes.
And least but not last, if people are used to sweetened white-flour bread american-style, then their taste buds are fucked up, so that everything natural ( without taste enhancers ) tastes dull.
A harsh, but true opinion. I was in the US and also got constipation and stomach ache by the artificial stuff they dare to call bread ( or food in general ).
And when you asked, wich one you want to buy:
"This one." (because no one know the names of the bread)^^
Still sad
A fact no one asked for, BUT everyone needed it🤝🏻
As a French, I always think Germans are identical in every aspect. Till it comes to food.
Naawww- as someone who grew up in Germany and fled to live in Britain I can assure you it’s the sense of humor in daily life that is the fundamental difference! And the ability to think out of the box.. Not saying everyone is like that but the majority of Germans reserve humor firmly for the stage or at least the pub and have a terrible complete lack of it in daily life and especially at work. Nor are they able to think out of the box or muddle through, be flexible and play it by ear at all.. It drives me maaad! If it weren’t for Brexshit I would move back in a flash, never mind the food- which I actually came to love despite having lived in France and learned to cook there as well..
Till Lindemann?
@@FuxiaSue You don't have settled status? Because my story is basically the same (Spain instead of France tho) but I have settled status and can return for the next few years.
Our hate for the French is definitely identical. Joking. Well semi joking.
yep, your breakfast culture SUCKS ASS
For everyone wondering: no, this is not an exaggeration. This is a completely valid German Dinner.
The United Kingdom has the most obese population in Europe. According to the report, 63.7 per cent population of the UK is overweight
@@mariatamariz Ok good to know. I don't really know why you put that under my comment tho😅
@@riekebusch2293 I actually know some people who don't use either... I don't know why because it's way to dry imo
@@mariatamariz I thought that was murrica.
@@KamiArtemisArt America still has some ways to go to be the most obese population in Europe.
By looking at ur videos... I feel Germany terribly scary!! 😮 And the German guy in grey color cloths 😢
Morgens wie ein Kaiser, mittags wie ein König und abends wie ein Bettelmann
Is Otto eat bread for breakfast or dinner. I’m so confused.
desayuna como rey, come como rico y cena como mendigo
was bedeutet Bettelmann?
@@muremuresen3725 "Bettler"
ist wohl etwas älteres Deutsch, aber so hab ich den Spruch gelernt
@@GermanFreakvb21so kenn ich das auch noch 😊
Tonight I discovered that I’m secretly German. The excitement won’t let me sleep tonight.
Well I guess the only thing left to say is "Mahlzeit"
Welcome to our World 🇩🇪
So long as you were quiet about it after 10pm.👀
@@lulumoon6942 true. Rules are made to be followed.
@@lenz1286coming from my German roots, thank you (I think) deep in my psyche I believe this but being American thought of as weird. 😅
En Latinoamérica: Pan con queso y su agua de quinua. Un clasico de desayuno expres XD
Das Geräusch von der trocknen Bemme auf dem Teller und dann klatscht noch der Käse drauf 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Der tut das mit demselben Maß an Motivation wie ich jeden Tag um 6 aufstehe 😂
ASMR auf deutsch
In America, we call both of those combined a "light snack"
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Nah not enough cheese and sugar
That is why no single American can be considered light :P
😂
Needs loads of mayo/miracle whip (depending on where) in the USA.
All the Mediterraneans we are looking at your cuisine and laugh with tears.
Yes you can absolutely do this with our economy yes!
Not like you have something better 😂😂 , stealing someone else's cuisine and calling it yours is what your legacy is
Yours too brother! Dont cry if we do it better @daniyalbbd5281
Idk abt Italy, but Greece def steals from Turkish cuisine which itself steals from Middle Eastern cuisine 😹@@daniyalbbd5281
@@daniyalbbd5281That's literally every cuisine ever. Potatos, Tomatos and Chilis come from America so every cuisine using it is "stolen" to begin with.
Every non-indian US person even "stole" the land where they are now cooking.
As a Moroccan and a Mediterranean I can say Mediterranean cultures are the cultures I prefer the most. Ofcourse India has good food but I like our Moroccan kitchen the most and the Turkish also. I like the siesta’s in the afternoon, I like the waking up early and going to sleep late. I like eating late and I like the Mediterranean sun. I’ve been to the Sahara region and to the Middle East but nothing beats the Mediterranean culture.
I don't know why, but german dinner looks more dilicious then british..
The holy Käsebrot 🔥🙏
But the thing shown in the video was actually a Wurstbrot
Or maybe not its hard to see sry
@@andrewtate8792 nope, it's käsebrot. wurstbrot is bread with sausage
@@raiden168 no with coldcut. Sausage ist sowas wie Bratwurst, Bockwurst oder Wiener... Wurstaufschnitt wie lyoner und co sind coldcut.
@@raiden168 Ja schon klar bin doch auch deutsch sah aber auf den ersten Blick nicht so aus.
I love this because for an American, both seem super light
American would says where’s the beef?
The only thing lighter than an Americans diet is an American coming back home from Iraq in a box.
@@dashdashdash_buddy, what?
Not necessarily I just know neither of them have ANY flavor
*Mexicans laugh hard*
Wie er das Brot und den Käse auf den Teller klatscht 😂
das war aber sehr liebevoll gelegt worden. es gehört zum guten deutschen Ton, es anders zu machen. gewaltiger.
Vorallem fehlt Butter
Er ist sauer wie das Brot, weil er auch das britische Dinner gerne hätte
Ja weil er sauer ist dass er kein britisches Dinner hat😅
As someone who lives in England, I can confirm we eat fish and chips every few fridays.
I grew up with a German father and can 💯 percent verify this. This includes the slamming effect!! So accurate!
Yess! @@echoshatter Very True! !
That’s exactly what I do every single night for 7 years now
No way
Congrats your a german citizen now if you wana life in our country you just have to become an alcoholik
@@Story_Time6257 don’t worry. I’m already on my way with tons of beers. Vielen dank fuer die Einladung
@@_jfps2532_ oh no you have to go now it was a great time but without you its better bye
@@Story_Time6257Oh Well
i never said that i don't drinks alcohol at all, i sometimes does but not when I'm alone (Respectfully.
Einen schönen Tag noch :))
Spain, Italy, Portugal and Greece left the chat.
Greece already drown in olive oil
After a second, the French as well.
@@mikhailiagacesa3406 the french jumped out of the window as soon as he heard the british music.
Croatia too
Eastern Europe didn't even join this chat. Bad food and ugly women was the reason for colonisation, western men( even italians(only eat pasta and ketchup)) running away from home.
As a Panamanian, both of these are real sad.
*Has an offshore company with salt*.
Germans are just so efficient even their meals are fast and doesn't require heat.
There is no heating since the US destroyed Nordstream.
You know you're German when your dinner consists of Brot, Käse und Leberwurscht 😁
Only when you have to live still with your Parents
Blödsinn hoch drei ! Wer isst denn heutezutage noch Leichenteile? Igitt !
Womöglich gegen Krieg sein, aber ohne Bedenken völlig unschuldige Tiere massakrieren?!
@@marcelfischer1081??
@@Clonesoldier501 1081?
Us belgians also do that
My German ancestry must be strong because that bread looked delicious lol
When you have bread as delicious as we do in Germany, you'll only want bread for dinner.
Bread is always the thing I miss the most, when I'm abroad.
it's dry and bland af, fully serious
@@Nippelzieher Du kimst ned aus Bayern ha?
@@Squagglimoletypisch Bayern, kein Geschmack.
@@XxXAirsoftboyXxX Wo ist das typisch Bayern? Uns geht's NUR um den Geschmack. DAS wär typisch Bayern.
Und davon abgesehen: wir lieben unser Brot. Wenn du es nicht magst: das Brot ist WELTWEIT berühmt und angesehen: dann bist DU derjenige ohne Geschmack.
sg dinner be like: what shld we order
Nvm let's just go jb and eat 💀💀🙏
This actually tastes good if you use bread from a bakery and not those extremely dry supermarket slices. And how can you not put butter on it.
it's just to make the joke more extreme lol
Depends on the supermarket though, some offer bread that freezes well and is still good when thawed the other day or are at least good the day itself. And depends on the bakery aswell, I know lots of bakeries who 'don't bake anything of it' as the Dutch saying goes. 😂
Вы точно не из пост советской страны? 😂
@@dennisengelen2517why would you freeze the bread?
@@AvalonSadolskayapart of germany was under USSR influence for nearly 50 years so technically...