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  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 4 місяці тому +11334

    Clearly, both countries should've dropped cook books on each other during the 40s.

    • @bobdillon2642
      @bobdillon2642 4 місяці тому +265

      It was rationing in the 1940s that made it bad.

    • @ceceo9480
      @ceceo9480 4 місяці тому +78

      Hilarious 😂

    • @xxklesx1
      @xxklesx1 4 місяці тому +265

      @@bobdillon2642 then why do you still eat today as if the Germans were flying over.

    • @wesch6354
      @wesch6354 4 місяці тому +168

      You mean the French and Americans should have dropped cook books on both countries.

    • @JoeLoureiro-y3f
      @JoeLoureiro-y3f 4 місяці тому +17

      Good one. 😂

  • @lvnta970
    @lvnta970 2 роки тому +27165

    That was me when I was a student in a dorm by myself. Didn't realise I lived a German lifestyle.

    • @ViktorDN
      @ViktorDN 2 роки тому +1199

      Ein wahrer Kamerad ist sogar im Unbewussten Treu!

    • @aloegamer0933
      @aloegamer0933 2 роки тому +302

      @@ViktorDN JAWOHL! ES IST SO UND WIRD IMMER SO BLEIBEN ! AUF DEUTSCHLAND!
      JAWOHL!
      😂(wir mit unserem Deutsch)

    • @Filos_al-Hafamani
      @Filos_al-Hafamani 2 роки тому +124

      @@aloegamer0933 DEITSCHLONNDT!!!

    • @aloegamer0933
      @aloegamer0933 2 роки тому +1

      @@Filos_al-Hafamani BIER BRETZEL , SAUERKRAUT!

    • @aloegamer0933
      @aloegamer0933 2 роки тому +27

      @@Filos_al-Hafamani 😂

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant 4 місяці тому +3580

    As an American, this is obscene to me.
    *wipes greasy tear*

    • @cathanoneal5915
      @cathanoneal5915 3 місяці тому +177

      Now imagine us, frenchs, surrounded by both of thoses countries 😭😭

    • @elena_romero.
      @elena_romero. 3 місяці тому

      Americans eat unhealthy food

    • @kilincoons1993
      @kilincoons1993 3 місяці тому +118

      @@cathanoneal5915
      *imagine french* 🤢🤮

    • @aminmeherremli343
      @aminmeherremli343 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@cathanoneal5915france🐛🐸🐷🤮

    • @ahuramazda3170
      @ahuramazda3170 3 місяці тому +17

      Тут не хватает плача Никокадо Авокадо😂

  • @名無し-v2y
    @名無し-v2y 2 місяці тому +128

    As a Japanese person, I have no complaints about my country's cuisine, but to be honest, I also like German and British food, and I sometimes crave it.
    Having worked as a flight attendant for many years, I believe I have a good understanding of the flavors from different countries.

    • @sheogorathprinceofmadness2223
      @sheogorathprinceofmadness2223 Місяць тому +4

      I'm Irish and I crave German food... Damnit.

    • @finesupplements9698
      @finesupplements9698 Місяць тому

      Lies. Their food is garbage

    • @sj9365
      @sj9365 Місяць тому

      You don't eat pizza do you

    • @名無し-v2y
      @名無し-v2y Місяць тому +5

      @@sj9365I do eat Italian pizza, American pizza and Japanese pizza

    • @Immortal..
      @Immortal.. 28 днів тому

      Funny to think about pizza, burgers, fish&chips, bratwurst etc as exotic foreign food

  • @chantlyrique3996
    @chantlyrique3996 2 роки тому +3745

    So true! 😂
    Excuse me, I'm gonna eat my Abendbrot now.

  • @nada4945
    @nada4945 3 місяці тому +1330

    As a Spaniard, I prefer to be poor and lazy but eat properly.

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 3 місяці тому +41

      As a Spaniard, you are not a "Spaniard", but Spanish.

    • @peteralleyman1945
      @peteralleyman1945 3 місяці тому +20

      If you're poor, how do you pay for the travel abroad for proper food??

    • @nada4945
      @nada4945 3 місяці тому +69

      @@Danlovar aprende inglés antes de dar lecciones, Spanish no es gentilicio.

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 3 місяці тому +15

      @@nada4945 como Spanish que no sólo sabe inglés sino también alemán, puedo decirte que acabas de soltar una tontería, porque también se usa como gentilicio, y te invito que veas Piratas del Caribe la de Penélope Cruz en versión original subtitulada.

    • @nada4945
      @nada4945 3 місяці тому +23

      @@Danlovar como si sabes ruso, mírate las reglas gramaticales del inglés y no referencies una película con error gramatical (hecho aposta en el guion).

  • @Sid7Vicious
    @Sid7Vicious 11 місяців тому +6083

    As a Greek-Italian I always love to see these two culinary powerhouses compete over food

    • @domenicotorre8833
      @domenicotorre8833 11 місяців тому +227

      😂😂😂😂

    • @monemori
      @monemori 11 місяців тому +254

      Honestly Abendbrot is fine if you have an assortment of spreads, toppings, and good quality bread. It's basically a "make your own Bruschetta" concept to share food with your family at the end of the day.

    • @AnkhGirl
      @AnkhGirl 11 місяців тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @Danika711
      @Danika711 11 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Fle-2870
      @Fle-2870 10 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @user-db7fz5sb7p
    @user-db7fz5sb7p Місяць тому +22

    I remember traveling in Germany about twelve years ago. I was going to my friend living in Germany then ,but I missed my train on the way and I had to reschedule my plan. I had no phone and didn't know what to do. I just asked anyone I met for help. Germans seemed cold,but every person I met willingly helped me out. Some people borrowed me their phones and let me know how to do so. I felt how kind and nice they were. I really got impressed with them. Warm hearted..

  • @MichaelWittmann464
    @MichaelWittmann464 2 роки тому +845

    Thats why it calls Abendbrot :D

  • @katekiwi9848
    @katekiwi9848 Рік тому +10645

    As an Asian, I’m crying for both 😂

    • @shoang.4947
      @shoang.4947 Рік тому +543

      Rice is life..lol

    • @BackroomBandit
      @BackroomBandit Рік тому +188

      german food aint that bad. dinner is normally warm food not a sandwich, not that sandwiches are bad

    • @katekiwi9848
      @katekiwi9848 Рік тому +23

      @@BackroomBandit Thanks

    • @JEJUinDE
      @JEJUinDE Рік тому +84

      My 3year old child goes to Kindergarten and brings home made sushi for Breakfast to eat😅

    • @Melon-O-10
      @Melon-O-10 Рік тому +30

      As a brit I’m laughing at flag 😅

  • @Sam.2711
    @Sam.2711 Рік тому +3145

    Once I drove my parents home after they were on birthday party of a friend of them and they said “Can you stop here so that we can order something” (it was a McDonalds) I said:”No we have bread at home you can eat that” I’ve waited so long to say that and it felt awesome!

    • @chrisalexthomas
      @chrisalexthomas Рік тому +222

      beautiful :) well played

    • @Sam.2711
      @Sam.2711 Рік тому +233

      @@chrisalexthomas Wish you’d know how they looked at me 😂

    • @medilus.7027
      @medilus.7027 Рік тому +108

      You came full circle :D

    • @trutherx3440
      @trutherx3440 Рік тому +141

      You either die a hero or...let your parents eat pumpernickel ohne butter

    • @Dzaen2
      @Dzaen2 Рік тому +14

      Bwahahaha well done

  • @mackmarak3472
    @mackmarak3472 2 місяці тому +16

    If the Olympics for tasteless food is ever held these two countries will definitely get the top spot

  • @DJ_Tenioso
    @DJ_Tenioso Рік тому +7565

    As a Filipino, both of these are really sad.
    * Has rice with salt

    • @henrychinaski8686
      @henrychinaski8686 11 місяців тому +435

      With salt? Dont get too crazy now.

    • @thisnthat7760
      @thisnthat7760 11 місяців тому +198

      As an Indian I'm going with you here on this one 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sweedster
      @Sweedster 11 місяців тому +224

      Look at mister salt over here flexing on us

    • @wanleaf
      @wanleaf 11 місяців тому +114

      Which is sadder, rice with salt or white bread with ketchup?

    • @tariqwilliams5493
      @tariqwilliams5493 11 місяців тому +18

      Don't forget the avocado

  • @Eeeeee-wu7ew
    @Eeeeee-wu7ew 2 роки тому +7799

    As a mexican, both of these are real sad.
    *Has tortilla with salt

  • @TheKeeeks97
    @TheKeeeks97 Рік тому +2184

    As a German who lived in Britain, I was surprised that the biggest meal in the UK is dinner, while here in Germany it's lunch. Actually the German word for dinner ("Abendbrot") means "evening bread" and it's still an accurate description for today.

    • @deutschegeschichte4972
      @deutschegeschichte4972 Рік тому +58

      Don't Germans say "Abendessen"? Or are they interchangeable and is more kind of a dialect thing.

    • @fadespirit0
      @fadespirit0 Рік тому +109

      ​@@deutschegeschichte4972 They are interchangeable. My family uses both terms. :)

    • @originalceleste
      @originalceleste Рік тому +42

      I am from the south and we don't use the term "Abendbrot". We only say "Abendessen".

    • @TheKeeeks97
      @TheKeeeks97 Рік тому +38

      @@originalceleste Here in the far east of Germany we say "Abendbrot".

    • @linsfruit5240
      @linsfruit5240 Рік тому +13

      Same here in Spain 😂🎉

  • @담미숙
    @담미숙 2 місяці тому +5

    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with heart.

  • @ellaschmitz926
    @ellaschmitz926 Рік тому +773

    Morgens wie ein Kaiser,
    Mittags wie ein König
    Und Abends wie ein Bettler- 😂

    • @83Gampe
      @83Gampe Рік тому +9

      Jetzt auf englisch bitte😂

    • @ashfaunch.2795
      @ashfaunch.2795 Рік тому +10

      ​@Gampe UA-cam has a translation button.

    • @aliced.3719
      @aliced.3719 Рік тому +33

      smth like
      In the morning like an emperor,
      at noon like a king and in the evening like a beggar

    • @marla591
      @marla591 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @alfa_kenny_body
      @alfa_kenny_body Рік тому +19

      Ist das beste für den Schlaf und die Verdauung. Abends so viel verschlingen und dann nicht schlafen können..

  • @bakufun_89
    @bakufun_89 2 роки тому +4747

    only 2 things missing:
    -margarine
    -trademark german smile

    • @egongold3943
      @egongold3943 2 роки тому +91

      You forgot one more thing. Going for a walk with a least 2 hour duration....😅😅😅

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 2 роки тому +249

      Naah definitely butter

    • @connectingthedots100
      @connectingthedots100 2 роки тому +8

      I give you one. 😏

    • @Yuughurt
      @Yuughurt 2 роки тому +81

      @@egongold3943 The walk comes after you ate.
      It's a german saying "Nach dem Essen sollst du ruh'n oder tausend Schritte tun" ("After you ate you should rest or do one thousand steps")

    • @NKDuisburg02
      @NKDuisburg02 2 роки тому +1

      MARGARINE?! JUNGE! GUTE - IRISCHE - BUTTER!

  • @Tahia213
    @Tahia213 4 місяці тому +739

    As a French I don't know what to say even our baguette and Camembert make a good alternative

    • @giorgiodoveri2585
      @giorgiodoveri2585 3 місяці тому +21

      That's honestly an awesome alternative

    • @azdbio
      @azdbio 3 місяці тому +4

      Tu parles, on bouffe au Quick qui sent les chiottes ❤

    • @Danza62
      @Danza62 3 місяці тому +33

      German = bread and cheese
      french = Long bread and cheese

    • @robwernet9609
      @robwernet9609 3 місяці тому +1

      Are ypu still speaking French or is that food? I'm American I can't tell the difference 😂

    • @Hasmasnafg
      @Hasmasnafg 3 місяці тому +2

      И винишком отшлифовать. Вив ля Франс! )))

  • @freakazoid8426
    @freakazoid8426 Місяць тому +4

    Käsebrot, ist ein gutes Brot, super sexy Käsebrot!

  • @anacarmes
    @anacarmes 4 місяці тому +337

    As a Mexican that lived in both, yes it was depressing 😅

    • @christin973
      @christin973 2 місяці тому +29

      I'm british, Mexican food is the best, really underrated. I honestly think it might be the best food in the world, dunno why it doesn't get the recognition it deserves

    • @tonoc.a.9824
      @tonoc.a.9824 2 місяці тому +20

      @@christin973 another Mexican here thanking you for appreciating our food 😫✨ whenever I travel abroad I never expect to be amazed by the food cause we’ve got it very good here. Just got back from Europe and I’m relieved that I can eat great with not much money again hahaha

    • @MissSeaShell
      @MissSeaShell 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@tonoc.a.9824homemade authentic Mexican food is really the best food in the world, or at least the best that I've ever tried. I think it gets a lot of recognition (and bad imitation) in the US. But a lot of Europeans have just never had real Mexican food, they're missing out for sure.

    • @tonoc.a.9824
      @tonoc.a.9824 2 місяці тому +13

      @@MissSeaShell the US has some very good places for sure. Most of them are Tex-Mex however. And I do agree, most Europeans have never had the real deal! So happy you love it though. You should come down to Mexico City someday, we have way too many options and all of them are delicious and sometimes very different from what you can find up north!

    • @TheRis81
      @TheRis81 2 місяці тому +1

      Congratulations

  • @guythat779
    @guythat779 Рік тому +6722

    you somehow made british food look good

    • @mikeromney4712
      @mikeromney4712 Рік тому +67

      Kind of disturbing when you could compare both types of food yourself..:)

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 Рік тому +85

      It because he made a schnitzel which is German lol

    • @pearlflash4795
      @pearlflash4795 Рік тому +274

      ​@le fu no, this is fish and he presents the popular British meal "fish and chips"

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 Рік тому +36

      @@pearlflash4795 ohh i stand corrected

    • @MultiFireflie
      @MultiFireflie Рік тому +83

      British food is delicious!

  • @ktom5262
    @ktom5262 11 місяців тому +17660

    As a Pole, both of these are sad.
    * Has a boiled potato with salt.

  • @DyrceSilverioGadelha
    @DyrceSilverioGadelha Місяць тому +16

    No Brasil comemos o que chamamos de "Comida de Verdade" na hora do almoco.Um bom arroz com feijao com uma proteina frango ou peixe etc e uma salada.Gratidao por ter nascido no meu pais onde as pessoas nao tem preguica de fazer o melhor para oferecer a sua familia e a si mesmo.Amo meu pais❤❤❤❤❤

    • @mysteriousDSF
      @mysteriousDSF Місяць тому +1

      Que lindo seu comentário 😊

    • @janicewilson6146
      @janicewilson6146 11 днів тому +1

      As American I'm doing healthy meals as well. My parents taught us right. 😊

  • @XDerNetteMannX
    @XDerNetteMannX 2 роки тому +644

    We have no dinner, just Abendbrot!

    • @FunnyNFunky
      @FunnyNFunky 2 роки тому +1

      brot heißt ''bread''

    • @krom0nous55
      @krom0nous55 2 роки тому +3

      @@FunnyNFunky also gehts noch, U need to Be😂
      Der komm ist schon so richtig zu verstehen...
      Schönen Tag noch
      Ein Volk, ein REICH, ein Kommentarbereich.

    • @Seeker_420
      @Seeker_420 2 роки тому +2

      @@FunnyNFunky evening bread?

    • @FunnyNFunky
      @FunnyNFunky 2 роки тому

      @@Seeker_420 i guess you can call it that too?

    • @Seeker_420
      @Seeker_420 2 роки тому +1

      @@FunnyNFunky Dinner is Abendbrot for us. If you translate it like this you have "evening bread" XD

  • @cosmobane6995
    @cosmobane6995 4 місяці тому +337

    Efficiency is the very soul of German society.

    • @geistreichtube
      @geistreichtube 4 місяці тому +20

      ...until you have to deal with the public services, or rely on public transportation, or use the internet, or...

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio 4 місяці тому +8

      @@geistreichtube no need for those when you can be working.

    • @AshishKumar-wz3dp
      @AshishKumar-wz3dp 4 місяці тому +6

      Germany is all about lots of paperwork
      Maybe efficient in the past but not right now
      Even german cars are now not that much efficient

    • @Amin-oc9nq
      @Amin-oc9nq 4 місяці тому +3

      Nothing is efficient in Germany at all, lol

    • @TheObserver3
      @TheObserver3 4 місяці тому

      To exist so boring is to soon lose the will to carry on, how is that efficient.

  • @youtube-handle-are-a-joke
    @youtube-handle-are-a-joke 4 місяці тому +404

    To think that as a french we are surrouded by these people, fortunately Spain and Italy have our back.

    • @KatieBellino
      @KatieBellino 4 місяці тому +24

      Seriously. Germany and England have so much culinary help surrounding them. LOL.

    • @TayebMC
      @TayebMC 4 місяці тому +10

      Well that worked out well for you the last 2 times.

    • @teabaganyone7830
      @teabaganyone7830 4 місяці тому

      you should be more bothered by the invasion of africans in your country hahA

    • @kirkmuise2921
      @kirkmuise2921 4 місяці тому

      French food is atrocious

    • @richarddietz2659
      @richarddietz2659 4 місяці тому +1

      Omg

  • @player0851
    @player0851 2 місяці тому +2

    Both of these make me cry

  • @BlizzGhost
    @BlizzGhost Рік тому +720

    As a German born Chinese who studied in the UK, I’m traumatised by both

    • @HoygaNygah
      @HoygaNygah 11 місяців тому

      Yes we know how bad white people culture is wah wah I guarantee you could not live a day in your ancestry China

    • @a.g.4843
      @a.g.4843 11 місяців тому +28

      Hi there from a german. I can understand that! Our food is horrible! Chinese food is great! I was 2 months in Beijing and tried a lot of different dishes.

    • @HoygaNygah
      @HoygaNygah 11 місяців тому

      @@a.g.4843 selbstkasteiend. Typisch deutsch. Und ich weiß, ich bin nicht Deutscher, das verstehe ich nicht.... Der Untergang einer Nation

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@a.g.4843Hey! German food isn't halfway as bad. For example, we have ummm, well, that one thing and umm, that other dish .....
      Well, at least we have a great, multicultural dish that started in Germany, which is becoming more and more popular all over the globe - Dönertasche with Weißkraut, Rotkohl and Iceburrrg- (shout out an Money Boy) -Salat.

    • @a.g.4843
      @a.g.4843 11 місяців тому +5

      @@k.r.99 true, Döner is great. Especially kebabi Döner in karlsruhe. IMHO the best in germany

  • @electricpaisy6045
    @electricpaisy6045 Рік тому +1011

    In Germany moms don't say we have *what every food you asked for* at home. They just say we have bread at home.

    • @vanillablossom
      @vanillablossom Рік тому +11

      I thought only Polish people say that! Do you also kiss bread after it falls to the ground and you pick it up?

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 Рік тому +5

      @@vanillablossom no we don't. However, I thought its a german thing because the german style bread is our national dish.

    • @vanillablossom
      @vanillablossom Рік тому +12

      @@electricpaisy6045 oh, okay. The kiss is meant as kind of "sorry for dropping" it and "thank you for existing in the first place and feeding people", but since Poland has heavily catholic roots, I guess it might be also tied to the imagination bread as flesh of Jesus.
      Nowadays maybe 70% is actually catholic (old statistics say 90-95%, that's bs), from what 10-20% attends church, younger generations distance themselves from it. Also less and less people kiss the bread and more and more throw it away to the trash (it was always seen as holiest food, you would dry it and reuse if you have too much, give to the poor or feed street animals & birds at the city parks, but it's not good for the birds), the point is people did always whatever they could to use last crumb of bread and prevent it from going moldy, and then cutting off only the moldy part, but nowadays its cultural significance seems to drop slooowly and it gets treated like any other food more often, even though in minds of many people it's still very important.

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 Рік тому +6

      @@vanillablossom interesting. But no there is no religious connection to bread in Germany outside a church. We are just proud of it because we have the dark bread while most other nations only have white or even sweet bread.

    • @hurryup7259
      @hurryup7259 Рік тому +10

      My family can eat sandwiches (in Russia we say buterbrot, yes we use the German word instead of English one "sandwich") for breakfast, lunch and dinner, although I live in Siberia. My grandfather is ethnic German, but he has never been to Germany. Ok, I finally understood what's what...

  • @MCRuCr
    @MCRuCr 2 роки тому +2280

    In Germany we say:
    "Morgens wie ein Kaiser, mittags wie ein König und abends wie ein Bettler".
    "In the morning like an emperor, at noon like a king and in the evening like a beggar."
    Thanks for the likes guys 🥹

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 2 роки тому +95

      In meinem Deutschland existiert das Abendessen und Menschen ARBEITEN mittags

    • @ZundaySwings
      @ZundaySwings 2 роки тому +104

      @@nickkohlmann Könige nicht :D

    • @juleshibiskuste9233
      @juleshibiskuste9233 2 роки тому +13

      Jaja aber bei uns ist das so das wir abends auch warm essen aber sonst stimmt das schon

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 2 роки тому +6

      Hatte ich tatsächlich noch nie gehört

    • @hawwashtafsh
      @hawwashtafsh 2 роки тому +43

      We say the Same in Syria !!

  • @ТатьянаТа-х7м
    @ТатьянаТа-х7м Місяць тому +1

    Настоящая немецкая кухня очень вкусная, я то знаю-моя бабушка немка. Эти супчики наваристые с клëцками, печенье на гусином жирус сахарной пудрой, а домашняя колбаса-шедевры просто. А то что показали в ролике-так это молодëжь во всех мире так питается, у них на приготовление нормального горячего обеда нет времени просто.

  • @ComradeAlpharius
    @ComradeAlpharius 11 місяців тому +176

    All this channel is teaching me is that i've been German this whole time and didn't know.

    • @stefanholzmnn9799
      @stefanholzmnn9799 6 місяців тому +14

      Germans are pretty chill normally…to the moment someone gets rejected from art school.

    • @chickentender4037
      @chickentender4037 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 5 місяців тому

      I am alpharius!

    • @t_7692
      @t_7692 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@stefanholzmnn9799 Austrian!
      Only if you were born in Austria and your grandmother had the name “Schickelgruber”.

    • @sheogorathprinceofmadness2223
      @sheogorathprinceofmadness2223 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@t_7692
      😂

  • @hellaeric10
    @hellaeric10 5 місяців тому +2603

    "The beauty of their women and the taste of their food made Brits the best sailors in the world."

    • @louisemacardle4216
      @louisemacardle4216 5 місяців тому +143

      Hilarious😂

    • @ABoredOne
      @ABoredOne 5 місяців тому +116

      Oh my god that is savage xD

    • @mnlightsnow
      @mnlightsnow 5 місяців тому +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lizroberts1569
      @lizroberts1569 5 місяців тому +23

      I think you’ll find that was the Norse men.

    • @michischatz8243
      @michischatz8243 5 місяців тому +32

      😂 Weil sie immer davon gesegelt sind? 😂

  • @TheZsuZsa123
    @TheZsuZsa123 4 місяці тому +1093

    I grew up Italian. If you lived near us (most of our family lived withing 5 mins of each other on the same street) we would have adopted you and made you eat real food. I still dream about my grandmas home made ravioli,and the lunches she made for me because she thought I was too skinny. Miss her much.

    • @slowemm
      @slowemm 4 місяці тому +48

      Same here. My Nonna would get up and feed us no matter what time we came over. Noon, here’s lunch. 3AM, she’s up and warming up pasta. She lived for it. Miss her.

    • @adagsasmurata515
      @adagsasmurata515 4 місяці тому +34

      That Meditterian country life style isn't something you can find everywhere, same. God's bless

    • @FloreFaune
      @FloreFaune 4 місяці тому +5

      That sounds lovely

    • @milantehrandubai
      @milantehrandubai 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly

    • @milantehrandubai
      @milantehrandubai 4 місяці тому +2

      @@slowemmE faceva bene! Brava

  • @ZhengYuhongAdmiraltyss
    @ZhengYuhongAdmiraltyss 28 днів тому +2

    defintion of simple, but effective

  • @Ashadow700
    @Ashadow700 8 місяців тому +499

    Some French dude: "Literally dies watching their neighbors"

    • @rhythmicmusicswap4173
      @rhythmicmusicswap4173 5 місяців тому +52

      As an Italian I am asking myself what's even the point of this competition when both the cuisines sucks 😂

    • @poodle9557
      @poodle9557 4 місяці тому

      As a german myself I need to agree with both of you. ​@@rhythmicmusicswap4173

    • @holywaterbottle3175
      @holywaterbottle3175 4 місяці тому +2

      Same french dude: has black coffee and and a cigarette for breakfast

    • @Lunellise
      @Lunellise 4 місяці тому +3

      The famous "café clope" is considered breakfast only by some weird Paris' citizens.
      Nothing beats some freshly baked croissant.

  • @schulrose619
    @schulrose619 2 роки тому +299

    The literal translation for Abendbrot (dinner) is evening bread.

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 Рік тому +22

      I mean, germans are always transparent. You can't complain if that's what you signed for.

    • @RNS_Aurelius
      @RNS_Aurelius Рік тому +21

      Japanese is the same with rice instead of bread. asagohan, hirugohan and bangohan - morning, noon and evening rice.

    • @marilynhill3309
      @marilynhill3309 5 місяців тому

      Meine Oma sagt Abendessen😂😊

  • @thegirlyoudontknow199
    @thegirlyoudontknow199 4 місяці тому +561

    As an Indian im crying for both 🇮🇳❤️

    • @GhostGreen-b6m
      @GhostGreen-b6m 4 місяці тому

      @thegirlyoudontknow199 do you have a toilet? Or do open defecation and have dalets sweep up the human waste?

    • @alimantado373
      @alimantado373 3 місяці тому +50

      I prefer German food over Dysentery 🤣

    • @Wodfamchocsod4
      @Wodfamchocsod4 3 місяці тому +48

      @@alimantado373 If you're used to it, spicy food doesn't give you adverse digestive issues.

    • @explosivefishpunch9796
      @explosivefishpunch9796 3 місяці тому +46

      dysentery is an infection, not a digestive issue lol, can get it from Butterbrot too. And you don't get it if you cook in a sanitary environment.

    • @bigboi4269
      @bigboi4269 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Wodfamchocsod4His comment doesn't have anything to do with spices m8.

  • @SylviaStrother
    @SylviaStrother 2 місяці тому +1

    You are honestly causing serious conversations between my husband and I about moving to Germany ❤️

  • @chiarafonzi9613
    @chiarafonzi9613 Рік тому +3950

    My Italian soul left the chat

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 Рік тому +30

      Eh beh ci sta

    • @gillesguillaumin6603
      @gillesguillaumin6603 Рік тому +100

      I am French, so you can imagine ! 😮😮😮😮😮😮

    • @fixer1140
      @fixer1140 Рік тому +111

      I'm Hispanic and I want to shoot the screen Cartel style

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 Рік тому +96

      Guys all the latins are reuniting here, we just need a Lusophone and a Romanian and we're set

    • @kevk.324
      @kevk.324 Рік тому +34

      as a half german half italian i think my soul is twisting itself around (or make loud noises when i want sleep and dont have eat my bread with chese before )

  • @fatemaAlarie3000
    @fatemaAlarie3000 2 місяці тому +770

    Both of these hurt my heart, I'm grateful to have nice, complete, warm meals everyday.

    • @17MrLeon
      @17MrLeon Місяць тому +28

      This is dinner not lunch

    • @Hirotoro4692
      @Hirotoro4692 Місяць тому +14

      Fish and chips is warm. You eat it hot. But usually with tartare sauce and peas (mushy or garden)

    • @fatemaAlarie3000
      @fatemaAlarie3000 Місяць тому +17

      @@Hirotoro4692 honestly, I never ate fish n chips for a meal, it was always a snack type of food for us.

    • @Sv3Na1
      @Sv3Na1 Місяць тому +15

      In Germany Most people eat a warm meal at lunch. Dinner is mostly cold, because why eat 2 times warm?

    • @boad8270
      @boad8270 Місяць тому

      Because why not ​@@Sv3Na1

  • @robertsummers3386
    @robertsummers3386 4 місяці тому +173

    That British "dinner" is what we Americans (especially Texans) call a snack 😂

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 4 місяці тому

      Americans eat like they have socialised healthcare 😂

    • @BigPlaneTree
      @BigPlaneTree 4 місяці тому +12

      Not this American. It looks like a meal that's missing greens. A snack in my neck of the woods is some fruit or veggies.

    • @slots1407
      @slots1407 4 місяці тому

      That's why you're all fat?

    • @iagobroxado
      @iagobroxado 4 місяці тому +7

      A sandwich of any type is a snack here in Brazil. A 'meal' would be something you eat with fork and knife.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 4 місяці тому +13

      @@robertsummers3386 why do all of y’all eat like you have free healthcare?

  • @willscott4785
    @willscott4785 Місяць тому +2

    The little Union Jack was the perfect touch. 😂

  • @briappa6670
    @briappa6670 Рік тому +2119

    Never underestimate the greatness of REAL dark bread with REAL cheese. It actually is one of my favorite snacks.

    • @ameliachen1847
      @ameliachen1847 Рік тому +26

      haha REAL, I feel that 👍

    • @Seca95
      @Seca95 Рік тому +17

      That’s what I have for lunch at work every day. With 3 slices of cheese to really get the taste🧀

    • @segolenex1113
      @segolenex1113 Рік тому +28

      ....with butter

    • @briappa6670
      @briappa6670 Рік тому +9

      @@segolenex1113 sometimes, yeah, but it's not necessary

    • @vetiverose128
      @vetiverose128 Рік тому +14

      I tried pumpernickel bread once and it was the last time I ever did.

  • @Kruuu
    @Kruuu 2 роки тому +305

    Wie Helge Schneider schon sagte "Käsebrot, ist ein gutes Brot!" 😂

  • @editzofworld
    @editzofworld 2 роки тому +513

    Das gute alte Abendbrot

    • @SHINdanny
      @SHINdanny 2 роки тому +16

      ist noch frisch, sonst wäre der Teller hin

    • @4242Robi
      @4242Robi 2 роки тому +5

      Ja ist so manch mal aber mit Fleischwurst

    • @yeah.but.what.about...
      @yeah.but.what.about... 2 роки тому +4

      Hmm.... Abendbrot! 😍

    • @kalypso4881
      @kalypso4881 2 роки тому +3

      da fehlt die Butter.

    • @bojanivanisevic1072
      @bojanivanisevic1072 Рік тому +3

      Ja, aber nicht so eine Knastversion. Da muss noch ein halber Zentimeter Butter drauf und es muss natürlich Schinken/Salami Käse sein. Die Videoversion gibt's nur wenn man Abends zu faul ist zum Lidl zu latschen.

  • @jiyoon_Park
    @jiyoon_Park 2 місяці тому +19

    저녁 반찬 5가지 이상으로 메인 요리까지 준비해서 남편과 먹는데 저렇게만 먹고 건강하게 지내는게 대단합니다! 더 든든하게 먹었으면 ❤

    • @꾸룩이-r7j
      @꾸룩이-r7j 2 місяці тому +1

      어디에 댓글 달았길래 여기로 온겁니까?

  • @peachy_talisman
    @peachy_talisman 11 місяців тому +160

    as someone who is half italian and half german, my dinner ranges from homemade dough magherita pizza to whole wheat brown untoasted bread with a singular slice of swiss cheese.

    • @MV005ART
      @MV005ART 5 місяців тому +5

      Indeed. When I cook its all or nothing.....

    • @YenniN
      @YenniN 5 місяців тому +3

      No butter?

    • @MWcrazyhorse
      @MWcrazyhorse 5 місяців тому +1

      I don't know, we make some mean bread and cheese!!!

    • @eduardobaccaroschrepel4035
      @eduardobaccaroschrepel4035 29 днів тому +1

      Kkkkkkk,👏👏👏👏

  • @mamihashimoto1429
    @mamihashimoto1429 Рік тому +221

    I live in the UK now, but I am Japanese. My soul and ancestors are crying for both.

    • @WOTM8
      @WOTM8 10 місяців тому +4

      What are you talking about? you eat raw fish ffs..

    • @87axal
      @87axal 10 місяців тому

      ​@@WOTM8Japanese food is some of the best in the world and chances are Sushi single-handedly beats everything your culture brings to the table. "Raw fish"...Uncultured swine.

    • @DarkSoulsZHL
      @DarkSoulsZHL 9 місяців тому +9

      ​@@WOTM8And germans eat raw pork (Mettwurst) so what do you even mean? Lmao.

    • @WOTM8
      @WOTM8 9 місяців тому

      @@DarkSoulsZHL dude what?

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@WOTM8and? That ain't a bad thing at all. It's fresh.

  • @leoswift6938
    @leoswift6938 2 роки тому +1606

    My German class prof (who’s from Germany, ofc) said “we only eat bread in Germany”

    • @compact-disc
      @compact-disc 2 роки тому +204

      That's why there are 790264 different types of bread!

    • @leoswift6938
      @leoswift6938 2 роки тому +29

      @@compact-disc and I love that! 😂

    • @nymeriqx
      @nymeriqx 2 роки тому +37

      @@compact-disc Am besten ist das Mischbrot und das Schwarzbrot 🤌

    • @slowflow6474
      @slowflow6474 2 роки тому +78

      That was just the finest German Humor. We like to express pure sarcasm in a very dry/serious manner, while saying the most ridiculous shit everybody usually knows is not true.

    • @mo_3924
      @mo_3924 2 роки тому

      @@nymeriqx Laugenbutterecken

  • @lifeisgood5472
    @lifeisgood5472 Місяць тому

    I love how Romanians do the german one too! 🇷🇴 🤝 🇩🇪

  • @lazylizard2944
    @lazylizard2944 4 місяці тому +124

    The beauty of English women and the taste of English food made the English the best sailors in the world.

    • @Michael.Blackwood
      @Michael.Blackwood 4 місяці тому +8

      Underrated comment. :-D

    • @hoost3056
      @hoost3056 4 місяці тому +3

      I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE! BRAVO!😂

    • @colonelturmeric558
      @colonelturmeric558 4 місяці тому

      Overrated copypasta that isnt even factual. British food only got bad from 1940-1950s. Then again it seems people lack brains these days

    • @JohnCDSMB
      @JohnCDSMB 2 місяці тому +4

      Fantastic comment

    • @helmutevertz8942
      @helmutevertz8942 2 місяці тому +2

      Bravo!😂

  • @Xenoray1
    @Xenoray1 Рік тому +340

    me, polish, living in germany, having italian spagetti for dinner: MULTIKULTI

    • @abrickfullafist
      @abrickfullafist 10 місяців тому +11

      "MULTIKULTI" 😂😅I'm dying over here dawg, that's funny AF 😂😂

    • @bussolini9473
      @bussolini9473 10 місяців тому +5

      For polish eating in germany or more on the West its really sad

    • @BairMendoza
      @BairMendoza 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @AW2111A
      @AW2111A 9 місяців тому

      ​@Kingslayer_AoC maybe grandma just didn't know how to make lunch boxes.
      Sandwiches with mayonnaise and sausage sounds spicy asf.

  • @Saucisse_Praxis
    @Saucisse_Praxis Рік тому +468

    **France sweating profusely**

    • @kerdart351
      @kerdart351 9 місяців тому +7

      I'm French and I confirm

    • @Snailing_Suika
      @Snailing_Suika 8 місяців тому +10

      @@kerdart351putting french terrine du sanglier on my German Abendbrot

    • @kerdart351
      @kerdart351 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Snailing_Suika you're a man of culture ;)
      terrine de* sanglier ^^
      Tschuss !

    • @lebloody2574
      @lebloody2574 6 місяців тому

      Das einzige was die Franzosen tun ist ihre Weiße Flagge täglich Pflegen

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 5 місяців тому

      Cheese and old bread?

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Місяць тому

    Rationing really hits hard during the 2020s
    Sending prayers to both sides🙏🙏

  • @Account-kv3jc
    @Account-kv3jc 4 місяці тому +796

    As a canadian, this gave me chills...
    *eats Hawaiian Pizza*

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 4 місяці тому +81

      As an American, there's not a damn thing wrong with Hawaiian pizza or poutine.
      *eats spray cheese out of the can*

    • @carolesmall-diop2333
      @carolesmall-diop2333 4 місяці тому +22

      As a fellow Canadian, Hawaiian pizza is a masterpiece!

    • @speedy-gj6gr
      @speedy-gj6gr 4 місяці тому +9

      I love Hawaiian pizza 🍕

    • @germanmafia
      @germanmafia 4 місяці тому

      What the Fuck is wrong with you??? Pineapple on Pizza is a funking Crime!!!!🤬

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind 4 місяці тому

      all of y'all are not welcome in italy, or hawaii

  • @Gaia_Seraphina
    @Gaia_Seraphina Рік тому +2784

    Germany is the country with the most varied bread culture in the world.
    Approx. 3200 different kinds of bread exist here and in best quality.

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 Рік тому +70

      hm i can‘t confirm, they don‘t taste good at the backers and everyone just only has Mischbrot at home

    • @Gaia_Seraphina
      @Gaia_Seraphina Рік тому +212

      @@arikalamari19
      Peoples' bad shopping behaviour isn't a proof of a lack of bred quality.
      Plus there are many in-store bakeries here for lower income people and even established bakeries sell cheap stuff sometimes.
      And least but not last, if people are used to sweetened white-flour bread american-style, then their taste buds are fucked up, so that everything natural ( without taste enhancers ) tastes dull.
      A harsh, but true opinion. I was in the US and also got constipation and stomach ache by the artificial stuff they dare to call bread ( or food in general ).

    • @hasseo195
      @hasseo195 Рік тому +60

      And when you asked, wich one you want to buy:
      "This one." (because no one know the names of the bread)^^

    • @ultimamortis8685
      @ultimamortis8685 Рік тому +6

      Still sad

    • @dikkeottoundhaesslichenfriends
      @dikkeottoundhaesslichenfriends Рік тому +6

      A fact no one asked for, BUT everyone needed it🤝🏻

  • @sonnenblumesonnenschein4967
    @sonnenblumesonnenschein4967 2 роки тому +339

    True but we dont use a plate we use a brettchen 😊

    • @julyisblue1880
      @julyisblue1880 2 роки тому +34

      Endlich sagts mal einer 🤣🙏

    • @immothep101
      @immothep101 2 роки тому +13

      brettchen sind nur für absolute larrys

    • @Karolina-ll5oh
      @Karolina-ll5oh 2 роки тому +10

      I use a plate not brettchen

    • @bosstradamus7896
      @bosstradamus7896 2 роки тому +14

      Stimmt das gute alte Brettchen.

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 2 роки тому +20

      @@immothep101 Ja. Ich benutze ein Brettchen.

  • @Minwoon_Wattpad
    @Minwoon_Wattpad Місяць тому

    I love British lifestyle, their food, all their stuff... And i live like a German 🥲

  • @drdragdx
    @drdragdx Рік тому +2107

    As a German, I can totally relate to that. Theres nothing better than a good old Käsebrot

  • @WorkSmarter__
    @WorkSmarter__ Рік тому +662

    now i know how german are so efficient, as an indian family we usually spend atleast 12-14 hrs each week for lunch and dinner preparation

    • @rinerwainkler3108
      @rinerwainkler3108 Рік тому +46

      In germany often both parents work to pay bills so no time for healthy meals

    • @elisa6212
      @elisa6212 Рік тому +8

      As an Italian, I feel you!

    • @elisa6212
      @elisa6212 Рік тому +35

      ​@@rinerwainkler3108Quatch! I lived in Germany for some months in a host family. The mother was a sahm, and dinner was exactly like this (+ butter).
      In Italy most families have both parents working too, we still cook for every lunch and dinner.

    • @Bambino2440
      @Bambino2440 Рік тому +2

      And yet our people are still pint sized shrimps.

    • @sgh9114
      @sgh9114 Рік тому +8

      ​@@rinerwainkler3108just visited my grandad in germany with my mom. He's retired, has a housekeeper/cook and a kitchen stocked to the brim with food, but every night it's bread, butter and variation of ham slices, liver pate. Same for breakfast with added honey or especially jam. Cooked dinner was maybe 2x a week haha

  • @Eniramoi
    @Eniramoi 10 місяців тому +92

    As a French, I always think Germans are identical in every aspect. Till it comes to food.

    • @FuxiaSue
      @FuxiaSue 5 місяців тому +4

      Naawww- as someone who grew up in Germany and fled to live in Britain I can assure you it’s the sense of humor in daily life that is the fundamental difference! And the ability to think out of the box.. Not saying everyone is like that but the majority of Germans reserve humor firmly for the stage or at least the pub and have a terrible complete lack of it in daily life and especially at work. Nor are they able to think out of the box or muddle through, be flexible and play it by ear at all.. It drives me maaad! If it weren’t for Brexshit I would move back in a flash, never mind the food- which I actually came to love despite having lived in France and learned to cook there as well..

    • @paramount243
      @paramount243 5 місяців тому

      Till Lindemann?

    • @markbecker5951
      @markbecker5951 5 місяців тому +1

      @@FuxiaSue You don't have settled status? Because my story is basically the same (Spain instead of France tho) but I have settled status and can return for the next few years.

    • @markbecker5951
      @markbecker5951 5 місяців тому

      Our hate for the French is definitely identical. Joking. Well semi joking.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 5 місяців тому

      yep, your breakfast culture SUCKS ASS

  • @angeleyes9795
    @angeleyes9795 2 місяці тому

    First time seeing someone making positive video about British food

  • @lrajic8281
    @lrajic8281 4 місяці тому +49

    I remember cold cuts, cold potato salad German style, cheese and bread. Delicious summer Abend Essen!

  • @CamKoudo
    @CamKoudo 4 місяці тому +154

    HAHAHAHA THE EMOTIONLESS SLAP ON THE PLATE KILLED ME 😂

  • @artiganic8205
    @artiganic8205 Рік тому +188

    I grew up with a German father and can 💯 percent verify this. This includes the slamming effect!! So accurate!

  • @ΒασιληςΝ-ν8γ
    @ΒασιληςΝ-ν8γ 3 місяці тому +148

    All the Mediterraneans we are looking at your cuisine and laugh with tears.
    Yes you can absolutely do this with our economy yes!

    • @daniyalbbd5281
      @daniyalbbd5281 3 місяці тому +1

      Not like you have something better 😂😂 , stealing someone else's cuisine and calling it yours is what your legacy is

    • @ΒασιληςΝ-ν8γ
      @ΒασιληςΝ-ν8γ 3 місяці тому

      Yours too brother! Dont cry if we do it better ​@daniyalbbd5281

    • @leansipperr5494
      @leansipperr5494 3 місяці тому

      Idk abt Italy, but Greece def steals from Turkish cuisine which itself steals from Middle Eastern cuisine 😹​@@daniyalbbd5281

    • @cyan_oxy6734
      @cyan_oxy6734 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@daniyalbbd5281That's literally every cuisine ever. Potatos, Tomatos and Chilis come from America so every cuisine using it is "stolen" to begin with.
      Every non-indian US person even "stole" the land where they are now cooking.

    • @Immi3009
      @Immi3009 2 місяці тому +8

      As a Moroccan and a Mediterranean I can say Mediterranean cultures are the cultures I prefer the most. Ofcourse India has good food but I like our Moroccan kitchen the most and the Turkish also. I like the siesta’s in the afternoon, I like the waking up early and going to sleep late. I like eating late and I like the Mediterranean sun. I’ve been to the Sahara region and to the Middle East but nothing beats the Mediterranean culture.

  • @jayzeo4767
    @jayzeo4767 5 місяців тому +703

    I love this because for an American, both seem super light

    • @tompraisan7642
      @tompraisan7642 4 місяці тому +27

      American would says where’s the beef?

    • @dashdashdash_
      @dashdashdash_ 4 місяці тому +32

      The only thing lighter than an Americans diet is an American coming back home from Iraq in a box.

    • @zoomzoom2276
      @zoomzoom2276 4 місяці тому +58

      @@dashdashdash_buddy, what?

    • @Bunnyybooo
      @Bunnyybooo 4 місяці тому +7

      Not necessarily I just know neither of them have ANY flavor

    • @izhar400
      @izhar400 4 місяці тому +15

      *Mexicans laugh hard*

  • @GermanFreakvb21
    @GermanFreakvb21 Рік тому +544

    Morgens wie ein Kaiser, mittags wie ein König und abends wie ein Bettelmann

    • @bangtran2152
      @bangtran2152 Рік тому +3

      Is Otto eat bread for breakfast or dinner. I’m so confused.

    • @bob-vf8mw
      @bob-vf8mw Рік тому +5

      desayuna como rey, come como rico y cena como mendigo

    • @muremuresen3725
      @muremuresen3725 11 місяців тому +1

      was bedeutet Bettelmann?

    • @GermanFreakvb21
      @GermanFreakvb21 11 місяців тому +5

      @@muremuresen3725 "Bettler"
      ist wohl etwas älteres Deutsch, aber so hab ich den Spruch gelernt

    • @christinamoldenhauer9321
      @christinamoldenhauer9321 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@GermanFreakvb21so kenn ich das auch noch 😊

  • @gremlinsforever
    @gremlinsforever Місяць тому

    I have that exact apron! It's my favorite

  • @flareneos
    @flareneos Рік тому +433

    Tonight I discovered that I’m secretly German. The excitement won’t let me sleep tonight.

    • @lenz1286
      @lenz1286 Рік тому +16

      Well I guess the only thing left to say is "Mahlzeit"

    • @Veriiable
      @Veriiable Рік тому +7

      Welcome to our World 🇩🇪

    • @lulumoon6942
      @lulumoon6942 Рік тому +4

      So long as you were quiet about it after 10pm.👀

    • @lenz1286
      @lenz1286 Рік тому +3

      @@lulumoon6942 true. Rules are made to be followed.

    • @patriciahighton3117
      @patriciahighton3117 10 місяців тому

      @@lenz1286coming from my German roots, thank you (I think) deep in my psyche I believe this but being American thought of as weird. 😅

  • @klaalter69
    @klaalter69 Рік тому +290

    I feel right at home. This truly bring a tear in my german eye

    • @brendasaller
      @brendasaller Рік тому +3

      Ich bin in Die Dominikanische Republik geboren aber für sicher meine Seele ist total Deutsche😂😂😂😂

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 Рік тому +3

      I'm Dutch and my tear fell on a cheese sandwich.

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions Рік тому +3

      Since I started living alone, I truly appreciate the German efficiency. I mean I get home from work, grab bread, ham, cheese and I'm eatin. There's no time lag.

    • @Fuckyoubloodymoron
      @Fuckyoubloodymoron Рік тому

      I would cry too if that was my dinner.
      I like bread but that didn't look appetizing. And where's the pickles? 😒

    • @Squagglimole
      @Squagglimole Рік тому +1

      @@MedievalSolutions umm. We eat bread because it's delicious, not because it's efficient.
      We're known for having among the best bread in the entire world.

  • @norabarchfeld791
    @norabarchfeld791 2 роки тому +90

    Das Geräusch von der trocknen Bemme auf dem Teller und dann klatscht noch der Käse drauf 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @realtk6482
      @realtk6482 2 роки тому +11

      Der tut das mit demselben Maß an Motivation wie ich jeden Tag um 6 aufstehe 😂

    • @pumpelmoose6937
      @pumpelmoose6937 Місяць тому +1

      ASMR auf deutsch

  • @miralutze4520
    @miralutze4520 2 місяці тому

    Genauso ist es! 😂😂😂😂😂Jeden Abend nach der Arbeit! Muss reichen!

  • @waldeule6104
    @waldeule6104 Рік тому +264

    Wie er das Brot und den Käse auf den Teller klatscht 😂

    • @OS-fq6nd
      @OS-fq6nd Рік тому +6

      das war aber sehr liebevoll gelegt worden. es gehört zum guten deutschen Ton, es anders zu machen. gewaltiger.

    • @jayrebel7233
      @jayrebel7233 Рік тому +19

      Vorallem fehlt Butter

    • @annamichniewski2120
      @annamichniewski2120 Рік тому

      Er ist sauer wie das Brot, weil er auch das britische Dinner gerne hätte

    • @annamichniewski2120
      @annamichniewski2120 Рік тому

      Ja weil er sauer ist dass er kein britisches Dinner hat😅

  • @Blaag92
    @Blaag92 Рік тому +383

    For everyone wondering: no, this is not an exaggeration. This is a completely valid German Dinner.

    • @mariatamariz
      @mariatamariz Рік тому +7

      The United Kingdom has the most obese population in Europe. According to the report, 63.7 per cent population of the UK is overweight

    • @Blaag92
      @Blaag92 Рік тому +40

      @@mariatamariz Ok good to know. I don't really know why you put that under my comment tho😅

    • @Blaag92
      @Blaag92 Рік тому +1

      @@riekebusch2293 I actually know some people who don't use either... I don't know why because it's way to dry imo

    • @KamiArtemisArt
      @KamiArtemisArt Рік тому +1

      @@mariatamariz I thought that was murrica.

    • @Halbostfriese
      @Halbostfriese Рік тому +15

      @@KamiArtemisArt America still has some ways to go to be the most obese population in Europe.

  • @LydiaKrow
    @LydiaKrow 5 місяців тому +431

    I was raised in America by a German mother and distinctly remember going over to a friends house the first time where her mother laid out a lovely chicken with all the fixings and I blurted out "I thought we'd just have a sandwich." Then she tried to serve me cereal the following morning and I declined and went home hungry. When my mother asked why and I told her her face got very pale and she called that mom and apologized and explained how we ate a big breakfast, modest lunch, and easy dinner. To this day I can't eat sweet things in the morning. :D By the way, the other mom wasn't offended, just baffled. She was totally OK with me just taking what I wanted at dinner and saying no to Frosted Flakes.

    • @ThomasWalker-iy5fh
      @ThomasWalker-iy5fh 4 місяці тому +13

      Yeah I would have said no as well. I don't like sweets before noon unless I'm having an energy drink in the morning instead of coffee.(which is mostly if I wake up angry cause the sweet zaps my mood)

    • @FerretKibble
      @FerretKibble 4 місяці тому +4

      Was confused as to why you said no to cereal and then realised at "frosted flakes"... that sounds like cake, not breakfast.

    • @balarajkakumanu9882
      @balarajkakumanu9882 4 місяці тому +1

      It looks very healthy lifestyle

    • @tabsg0015
      @tabsg0015 4 місяці тому +2

      @@FerretKibbleits corn flake cereal glazed with a bit of sugar…pretty low calorie and actually healthy, but ig 11 grams of sugar is too much for people who didnt grow up with hella crazy flavorings in american food

    • @notastone4832
      @notastone4832 4 місяці тому

      @@tabsg0015 11 grams is not too easy to even notice for north americans :p

  • @Walking_Otherwhere
    @Walking_Otherwhere Місяць тому +1

    Man, both of them seem so delicious.

  • @solohay2generos553
    @solohay2generos553 5 місяців тому +202

    As Peruvian I'm crying in the corner for both

    • @cuautemocmoctezumaali646
      @cuautemocmoctezumaali646 4 місяці тому +7

      As a Bolivian, me too

    • @gab_gallard
      @gab_gallard 4 місяці тому +5

      @@cuautemocmoctezumaali646 Salchipapa ftw.

    • @verac6262
      @verac6262 4 місяці тому +6

      As an italian, me too

    • @stone_forest3802
      @stone_forest3802 4 місяці тому

      What do you eat for dinner?

    • @solohay2generos553
      @solohay2generos553 4 місяці тому +4

      @@stone_forest3802 is dificult to explain, but I can only say that nothing, o almost nothing is processed, and there's more than 4 ingredients in every dish, these can even be 10

  • @llybirdey
    @llybirdey Рік тому +96

    Roasted bread, spread with butter and covered with a pinch of salt - unironically one of my favorite foods

    • @asya8240
      @asya8240 Рік тому +3

      As a child, I loved bread and butter sprinkled with sugar.

    • @Slaat1
      @Slaat1 Рік тому +1

      @@asya8240 sugar? wtf?

    • @asya8240
      @asya8240 Рік тому +1

      @@Slaat1 yes yes sugar sugar

    • @pascalf9602
      @pascalf9602 Рік тому +5

      The German pro move would be to buy salted butter. So good omg

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 Рік тому

      It sounds great. It just doesn't scream a meal.

  • @drkRoss89
    @drkRoss89 3 місяці тому +48

    The only thing missing from the Fish & Chips are the mushy peas.
    Also, that bread and cheese would be a lot better with some butter on the bread and some Black Forest Ham ontop of the cheese.
    Sincerely, a Scotsman with a Lidl/Aldi Addiction.

  • @alzbetamurray1014
    @alzbetamurray1014 2 місяці тому

    And czech!!!!we are so similar to Germans - love this ❤

  • @pzlstheshow9357
    @pzlstheshow9357 2 роки тому +84

    „Mahlzeit“ fehlt noch😂

    • @DeKrischa
      @DeKrischa 2 роки тому +5

      "Mahlzeit" nur mittags 🤫

    •  2 роки тому +2

      @@DeKrischa Genau, nicht so viel Geschwätz!

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 2 роки тому +3

      @@DeKrischa Ruhe auf den billigen Plätzen

    • @DeKrischa
      @DeKrischa 2 роки тому +2

      @@nickkohlmann ich hab um 16 Uhr Feierabend geehrter Herr Kollege😉

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk Рік тому +2

      Mahl dir deine Zeiten selber!

  • @Fiyero1505
    @Fiyero1505 2 роки тому +331

    A friend from Turkey once said: "You Germans eat your breakfast for dinner?" 😂

    • @Phlegmatic-
      @Phlegmatic- Рік тому +4

      Lol

    • @thisstuffisminenotyours
      @thisstuffisminenotyours Рік тому +22

      When I grew up, this was typically breakfast and dinner and sometimes even lunch... and now people wonder why even though I'm German I hate bread...

    • @IluvDelutaya
      @IluvDelutaya Рік тому +3

      ​@@thisstuffisminenotyours me with rice

    • @semragol4391
      @semragol4391 Рік тому +2

      I am from Turkey and same reaction lol

    • @mermaidxxx299
      @mermaidxxx299 Рік тому +5

      Everybody come to Turkey, I will prepare you a Turkish breakfast.I get bored eating alone😭😭

  • @quaternity6943
    @quaternity6943 2 роки тому +177

    The holy Käsebrot 🔥🙏

    • @andrewtate8792
      @andrewtate8792 2 роки тому

      But the thing shown in the video was actually a Wurstbrot

    • @andrewtate8792
      @andrewtate8792 2 роки тому

      Or maybe not its hard to see sry

    • @raiden168
      @raiden168 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@andrewtate8792 nope, it's käsebrot. wurstbrot is bread with sausage

    • @blackforest_fairy
      @blackforest_fairy 2 роки тому +2

      @@raiden168 no with coldcut. Sausage ist sowas wie Bratwurst, Bockwurst oder Wiener... Wurstaufschnitt wie lyoner und co sind coldcut.

    • @andrewtate8792
      @andrewtate8792 2 роки тому

      @@raiden168 Ja schon klar bin doch auch deutsch sah aber auf den ersten Blick nicht so aus.

  • @NI-PI_Productions
    @NI-PI_Productions Місяць тому

    As an American, I weep for you both

  • @axku408
    @axku408 10 місяців тому +234

    Ask a german expat living abroad what they miss the most, the most frequent answer will be "good bread". Have you ever had bread so good that you just eat plain bread?

    • @476f7474
      @476f7474 8 місяців тому +9

      Really, a lot of countries have great bread. It's just the Vollkornbrot that is usually missing. Like a fresh baguette or pita can be delicious sll by itself but it's still all white bread.

    • @tfrtrouble
      @tfrtrouble 5 місяців тому +8

      I have! But never in Germany. I hate the sour dry hard stuff you get here. And it's impossible to find a good baguette here.

    • @morethanazero
      @morethanazero 5 місяців тому +4

      Homemade bread is always the best regardless of where you go.

    • @Victor-q9
      @Victor-q9 5 місяців тому

      Bread can cost £5 a loaf so I hope that's good bread

    • @abbysomeone4525
      @abbysomeone4525 5 місяців тому +4

      Yes. Homemade bread on its own or with butter……yum

  • @jasperherr8694
    @jasperherr8694 Рік тому +641

    I'm half Japanese and half German. Growing up with my Japanese mother - our three meals (even breakfast!) have at least 1 bowl of rice, 1 bowl of soup, 1 plate of meat, 1 plate of salad. Plus fruits and dessert for dinner afterwards. I can never go back to Germany. No no.

    • @Storm78727
      @Storm78727 Рік тому +65

      Yes I am korean and i give my biracial kid that. Always rice. Meat veggies and soup and then fruit as dessert lol she half american half korean

    • @jasperherr8694
      @jasperherr8694 Рік тому +17

      @@Storm78727 yeah german diet just bread and meat seems not enough

    • @allyfromwonderland7022
      @allyfromwonderland7022 Рік тому +23

      Rice is so much better than bread 👍

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM Рік тому +80

      What do you mean? You don't want bread with your bread topped with bread for every meal? 😮

    • @allyfromwonderland7022
      @allyfromwonderland7022 Рік тому +9

      @@5050TM 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mjinhamburg
    @mjinhamburg Рік тому +39

    I live in North Germany. My favourite bit is the German facial expression 💯

  • @poulomi__hari
    @poulomi__hari Місяць тому

    As an Indian, I am moved to tears. Don't worry brother, we have many temples that provide free meals... please visit any Hindu/Sikh temple. You'll have variety to choose from.

  • @sorgenfresser8303
    @sorgenfresser8303 2 роки тому +1694

    „Mum can we go to McDonalds?“
    „ We have bread at home“
    Thanks for the likes

  • @dmhq-administration
    @dmhq-administration 5 місяців тому +35

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE that rose apron! 🥰🤗💖

  • @daniellorenz5993
    @daniellorenz5993 11 місяців тому +553

    The only wrong thing is that the cheese is not 100% lined up with the bread.

    • @littlelady7843
      @littlelady7843 10 місяців тому +27

      I thought the German will use a ruler to measure that to make sure they are exactly lined up.

    • @daniellorenz5993
      @daniellorenz5993 10 місяців тому

      @@littlelady7843 No ruler needed If you have good "Augenmaß" :)

    • @Duke49th
      @Duke49th 10 місяців тому +19

      It's cold cut sausage not cheese. But I agree 😂

    • @maxono1465
      @maxono1465 9 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Duke49ththe color is weird, but its cheese 100%

    • @roadwayrona
      @roadwayrona 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@maxono1465 How did you find out? By the smell?

  • @atasonmez213
    @atasonmez213 2 місяці тому

    As a Turkish, We Turks, Greeks, Italians, Spanish and French people watch these comparison astonished.

  • @randomman6189
    @randomman6189 Рік тому +37

    Germans are just so efficient even their meals are fast and doesn't require heat.

    • @trevorchang2973
      @trevorchang2973 Рік тому

      There is no heating since the US destroyed Nordstream.

    • @WilhelmEley-s3y
      @WilhelmEley-s3y 23 дні тому

      It's very practical, if we ever have economic collapse and poverty,
      we don't have to bother changeing what we eat.
      It's still affordable

  • @jys2992
    @jys2992 4 місяці тому +37

    At same time in the south of Europe, Portugal, Spain, France, Italia, Grecia... people loving and enjoying real good food 😂🥘🍝🥗🥩🦞🐟🐠🦐

    • @XOXO-eo5vu
      @XOXO-eo5vu 4 місяці тому +1

      France is not Southern Europe

  • @proudindiancitizen2494
    @proudindiancitizen2494 5 місяців тому +47

    As an Indian, i am grateful for our ancient and diverse cuisine

    • @nondescript4311
      @nondescript4311 4 місяці тому +5

      Also for your parents/guardians who decided to continue cooking 😂

    • @adrianacarvalho1399
      @adrianacarvalho1399 4 місяці тому +2

      They should talk more about this, I think Indian food is very interesting and healthy ❤

    • @andreamessiasgomes7118
      @andreamessiasgomes7118 4 місяці тому +1

      It's a joke buddy and no you don't know what ancient Indian food is.

    • @andreamessiasgomes7118
      @andreamessiasgomes7118 4 місяці тому

      ​@@nondescript4311 as if others don't

    • @andreamessiasgomes7118
      @andreamessiasgomes7118 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@adrianacarvalho1399 very few is healthy and the popular Indian foods are not actually even Indian. India has been under alot of colonisations so the food is normally influenced

  • @robertsouza8312
    @robertsouza8312 10 днів тому

    Melhor culinária e do Brasil….

  • @LunaNik
    @LunaNik 3 місяці тому +58

    Abendbrot is the best thing ever, though. It's a lot more than a slice of cheese on bread. There are loads of sausages, cheeses, and pickled items too. It's wicked good. I'd do it now if the supplies weren't so ridiculously expensive.
    I was an exchange student in Germany for a month, and stayed with a family that owned a bakery. Between Abendbrot, fresh German breads and pastries, and amazing beer, I gained 3 kilos that month, even though I walked everywhere.

    • @f.matheuslima1489
      @f.matheuslima1489 2 місяці тому +1

      In Murican terms, how many Airfryers weigh a kilo?

    • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
      @Better_Clean_Than_Green 2 місяці тому

      ​@@f.matheuslima1489 An AMERICAN MICRONIC airfryer weights about 6,5 kilos and the commenter gained 3 kilos
      If we do some funny math, the commenter has gained a weight of about 0,4615384615 or 6/13 AMERICAN MICRONIC airfryers

    • @sirenouir4250
      @sirenouir4250 2 місяці тому

      ​@f.matheuslima1489 like a third of an air fryer