The Legend of Jerma: Zorn of the Zidon
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Jerma looks at Prince Zidon zorn in this video.
Originally streamed/recorded on September 21th, 2022.
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I wholeheartedly mean it when I say Jerma will be young at 89. He’s always so spry and cheerful with everything he makes no matter how long he’s been doing it for. Get older, but never grow up, Jerma.
the writers are gonna make the jerma stay young for views
One day you're gonna see jerma doing a stream for old times sake years after he retires from regular streaming, and he's gonna look real old. And it's gonna hurt.
I kid, of course. There's no way we'll have a functional internet that long in the future.
Each time the current Jerma gets too old they’ll replace him with a slightly younger looking one, like the parents who keep replacing their kids goldfish whenever it dies so they won’t get sad.
His mental age will be young when he's old but his diet suggests he will not be making it past 75
Mentally yes, he’s very young. But he’s literally been having physical problems within the past couple years that have meant he needed time off
The idea of jerma almost being 40 is so fascinating, he's so energetic he may as well be a 5 year old
He drains the youth from every single one of his victims
My boss is 50 and he's got this same personality, everyone is always so shocked to hear how old he is. I really hope the same stays for Jerma, the idea of him at 50 with the same energy brings me joy and terror
he is sustained on his golden gamer throne by the souls of the 985 redditors trapped inside his reddit shelf
he’s like kiryu from yakuza
@@magefox_ fr
To whoever told Jerma that watching him play this game was like watching an early human learn to use tools.
Thank you.
This man is afraid of catching a boomerang but claims to be able to dodge a battleaxe. 12:54
ok, but like, the boomerang, you don't know what it's up to. you don't know its intentions.
@@gold_hev_suit Its intention is to do a 180 once you throw it. What the fuck are you talking about
@@c-love6753 that's exactly what a boomerang would say. don't be fooled.
@@gold_hev_suit I have a strong emotional bond with the spirit of the Lizal tri-boomerangs. They’ve never let me down.
Jerma: *ignores all the mechanics*
Jerma: *dies to the mechanics*
Jerma: why am I dying all the time??
Game: *explains new mechanics*
Jerma: why is this game shoving things down my throat all the time??
Jerma: *dies to mechanics*
he's like a middle schooler, lethally allergic to basic reading
"Why do you guys not..?"
(*_keyboard clicks and clacks_*)
"DON'T GOOGLE THAT"
it's funny how such an obviously self-aware person suddenly isn't when it comes to making mistakes in a game
Thank god he doesn't play FFXIV
those darn mechanics should stick to fixing cars and stop killing streamers
that intro unlocked a core memory inside me
Pretty sure it's from one of those "Nin10doh" flash animations, probably from 2000s Newgrounds.
same yo i remember watching that animation over a decade ago at this point lol wild
same wtf i wasnt prepared to see that for the first time in over a decade
you are not alone
Fr!!!!
14:34 Remember when Jerma said he could dodge a battle axe?
this game holds back his abilities
As a 35yr old, I completely feel his hunger for holding onto his "I'm still a young man" desperation 😅
But he is! And you are too!
You're only as old as you feel.
@@MysteriousStrangerVA age is an illusion maaan
@@noaag In some ways.
@@MysteriousStrangerVA My grandmother, rest her soul, would always say you were only a day older on your birthday. She lived to see more than 90 of those.
watching jerma play botw is beautifully infuriating
ive said it before and ill say it again; he plays botw like a csgo bot on harmless
it's elden ring all over again
First person I've ever seen try to avoid lightning by ducking
jerma nearly getting gaslit by chat about 4 swords' links not having different personalities is just perfect
The manga and promo art is not canon, they actually don’t have different personalities
@@walls_of_skulls6061🤓☝️
As a result of that intro I feel as old as jerma feels he isn't
everyone is talking about it but I don't exactly remember where it's from?? Where?????
@@brandonbailey6407 Newgrounds
@@brandonbailey6407 An old Newgrounds animation, $00pah NiN10Doh!
A sequel to NiN10Doh! and followed by NiN10Doh: ToThe64thPower.
Released between 2008 and 2010...
that intro made me fucking jump so many memories
I swear I revived a lost memory from that intro. So much nostalgia and distaste from the choice of personality for the other links lol
0:00 just took me back 10 years thanks
I need a fan compilation where they play the here's journey map mode and play a clip of each death when it shows the death
somebody get in touch with superdazza lmao
Remember in the first stream where he said there should be something mega hard like a Griffin to truly make sure “this guy’s got what it takes.” And then him fighting the guardian at like 16:00
Keep in mind this is a MODEST test of strength
When people say a human that will live to 200 was already born, they are talking about Jerma.
Jerma's a psychopath, Jerma will put you in a meat grinder
Meanwhile, Jerma casually thanks a non-existent tree person in the cutest way possible 8:51
31:04 i love how whenever jerma has a complaint about the camera in any videogame he starts going bananas
I wonder if the Jerma we see is like only what our brains can comprehend, and the real Jerma is beyond our comprehension, but still plays Monster Rancher 2 for 13 hours a day
raising nothing but shitty Monols and loving it
Peep the horror wasn't just a silly dream, it was a prophetic vision of when the true Jerma finally reveals itself to the world
This but unironically, you know like a parasocial relationship
I hate to admit how accurate that title is, but I only knew this game was released, because of a very striking and beautiful animation between Sidon and Link...
Hey, it's a good animation
Is it bad that I am slightly curious as to what exactly you saw?
Only one? I've seen multiple, one
of my favourites might be where link was in a cheerleader outfit( Zora's banquet by speedo)
Link? Please
the only takeaway i got from this game is that they changed link's name to twink and the fish guy is hot
September 20, 2025, Jerma needs to stream a Pajama Party with every single streamer friend he has, and if this does not happen I will cry.
He's been dropping hints that he'll retire by the end of 2023
@@Hugsloth:(
@@dadkisser2682 I think even if he moves away from streaming, he will still create other content, or hopefully get into voice acting, something like that
theyre all monkeys and its like pajama party from rhythm heaven megamix
@@Hugsloth Jerma will be a radio announcer and act like he's still talking to chat until people kick him out of the recording booth
Watching Jerma do the first test of strength live while everybody was betting was such a beautiful, chaotic mess
Something about the music and the way the game over screen goes quiet is the perfect delivery for slapstick
Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!
11:07 He reacts as if he was actually about to almost hurl himself off a cliffside
I love how Hero’s journey just looks like an ant for Jerma’s playthrough
For some reason I thought he said the yellow Link was "poopy", as if that is a character trait.
watching jerma be confused over the journey that he himself took, even the parts that happened IN THE EXACT SAME STREAM is honestly. relatable
How tf is he 37?! He looks like he's in his early 20s!
Also, watching him fight that GS while it was charging its laser was SO nervewracking. Can't wait until his first encounter with a Lynel. THAT'S gonna be a riot.
A lot of millennials don't age that much
I was not expecting that nostalgia hit at the start of the video ;~; thank you.
All jokes aside I like Jerma and I like his streams. I’m only in my 20s and seeing Jerma be so weird reminds me that it’s fine to be weird, even if you’re an adult with a mortgage
How tf is he 57? he looks like he's in his early 40s!
you misheard. he's actually 67. jerma is living proof that devouring the souls of orphaned children can do wonders for your skincare
@@larlwheezer2334 this is real, i was one of the orphans. its time for the victims to finally speak ou-
idk why ppl got confused and thought he searched up Sidon zorn, he looked up "Down your throat"
"Don't google that, you could find yourself in a bit of trouble." Is my favorite quote of this series so far.
in all seriousness jerma looks really good for 37
He's so short that gravity takes less of a toll on his visage.
all the more shocking when you remember he lives off nothing but mayo
@@Hugsloth Good genes straight up carry this man
That $00pqh N1N10Doh clip at the start gave me whiplash
You know, after you beat the final boss, the game refuses to save it being beaten and forces you to load a save where "Defeat Ganon" is still the main objective. But it actually makes a copy of the most recent save with postgame flags, so you can see how many of the side quests you've completed and how many minibosses you've beaten and get rewards for certain things. One of the things it does, so you can complete your Hyrule Compendium, is it saves images you took with the camera rune during the fight and puts them in the pre-fight save. So selfies with Ganon are absolutely allowed and in fact highly encouraged.
"they're really trying to push me to do the main quest.theyre forcing the _main quest of the main storyline down my throat_" bro?
32:20 once I saw the sparks I knew his fate was sealed
Oh boi I love watching zerma, zerkin it to Zorn.
The prince zidon in that zorno makes me really zorny
He plays games like hes 100 years old
Honestly I thought these streams were gonna make me want to backseat game way more than I actually did. I’ve played this game since it came out so I feel like I know everything but honestly it’s still fun to vicariously experience it through new eyes, and really entertaining to watch someone else make their own way.
That opening reconnected synapses in my brain
Only real ones will respect my $00pah NiN10Doh reference in the intro
That four swords intro was like a slap of nostalgia
13:22 same guy who is absolutely confident he could dodge a battle axe on stream btw
my favorite part is when he drowned 3 feet from the shore
Why does Jerma HATE raising his HP in ALL VIDEO GAMES? What a PSYCHO
Glass cannon andy
It scares me that Jerma is old enough that he could be president.
Some people would definitely let Sideon put them in a chokehold.
They would also let him shove "it" down their throat.
tbh this version of link looks like even HE would lel
😳 "some"?
@@none-ro9dz I know I've definitely read some fanfic about that before
i know those people, i’m one of them.
He talks about goat cheese more than he does the game... truly a legend in the commentating world!!!
I love the running in a straight line like trying to outrun a boulder on a set path.
Jerma is a cartoon character
it's amazing watching a man play this wrong, when the game was specifically designed to not be played wrong
The intro took my back to 2009. Damn
fitting that this video is 34 minutes exactly
23:17 Boston accent returns in full for single sentence
That's right, this is the guy who officially looked up gay zorn on stream.
zorny for zidon
Thank God I have zero idea what the intro is so that I don't feel old!
chat is so useless. jerma would have got the perfect dodge almost every time he missed it if ONE person would have told him to do a backwards flip instead of a side hop
When he realizes when you die you respawn at the last save point with only the items you had when you saved
I can't believe ZERMA looked up ZORN on STREAM (He's unhinged)
What you don't know is Jerma plans to retire at 40 and be a freelance photographer, so go ahead. Go ahead and keep making fun of him being nearly 40. You merely bring about your own demise.
21:30 jesus christ I thought he said feces not reeses
He might be 37 but he has the gaming skills of a 7 year old
I was today years old when I learned you can just run around the guardians during the laser phase... I've literally never thought to do that
Stone Talus: 897
Jerma: 1
I lock up and scream when i stretch, it just kinda happens
for the gyroscope thing, i flipped it over and did it on a flat surface
4:00 confirmation that Jerma reads UA-cam comments (from the last video)
He’s dashing into attacks like it’s dark souls lmao
11:45 I can feel the mask Jerma wears slipping away and revealing the Jeremy underneath.
jerma was thinking of the four swords manga, which was very nice. IDK if any were specifically goofy I remember blue was sleepy.... or was he a coward I dont entirely remember might be off, red was a hot head or at least very eager and purple was calculated and a bit arrogant.
23:15 worst noise of 2022?
Jerma's scared of boomerangs but he thinks he can dodge a battle axe
I'd like to imagine the people of Hyrule watching link run around calling himself jerma during this game play and asking themselves if that's really their savior. it makes the gameplay so much better
That intro clip took me back so many years. So many years.
My dad is 50 wearing Super Mario pajamas. You'll be fine, Jake
jerma is older than arthur morgan in rdr2
thats a 4 swords clip I havnt seen since the golden days of newgrounds
i started crying when he accidentally went to eventide
i love Link's durag
The man who thinks he can dodge a battleax thinks boomerangs are scary...
Dude, that Guardian death MUST be the worst gamer moment of 2022, like, there's no dumber moment this year
Watching Jerma try the same basic fights over and over not knowing how BOTW's dodge mechanic works is an exercise in agony
That intro flooded my brain with so many memories.
I am amazed at the myriad ways Jerma finds to manage to bomb himself
"No, the four Links in that game all had different personalities like the Seven Dwarves!"
"you're thinking of parody animations, they didn't have Seven Dwarves personalities in the actual game"
"No, the mods are telling me the game existed, you guys are wrong! See, they had Seven Dwarves personalities in the manga, that means I was right [about the game]!"
The intro clip unlocked a whole era of my childhood Holy fuck
as someone who has played botw for probably around 7k+ hours since it came out (when i was in like elementary school lmfao), this is so infuriating yet strangely so much more entertaining than any other playthrough ive seen.
its funny because he was earlier saying how they should put some crazy beast in one of these trials then complains about it
HANDSOME streamer meets HANDSOME fish
holy shit that intro
Even if there's not a wrong way to eat a Reece's, there's definitely a wrong way to say Reece's, and he's got that part nailed
I’m so glad he’s playing my favorite zone game!
14:47 the face
I love that they always use cinematic masterpieces for the intros
He’s playing the game like he’s on a late night talk show
nice to see jerma final hit the big 7-0! Happy birthday boomer!
Dusty bones still playing games, I'm so happy he hasn't decomposed yet.
The day before I turn 40 is the day I try skydiving for the first time. Just totally tempt fate before I get 'old'
Wait Jerma throws boomerangs so the thing is straight based on his hand action of how he thinks one flies? No wonder in never came back