What an INSANE First Shop! | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire
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I love all the references in the cards in sts. All Out Attack from Persona, Die Die Die from Overwatch. And of course Hand of Greed from any EA title
this deserves more than a measly 40 likes
Why does the number of upvotes matter to you in the slightest? Communities small, small amount of upvotes.
@@nerowolf1234 not necessarily want upvotes, just more recognition for this guy for making such a good joke. i am saying this is funny enough for a lot of people to see, I understand upvotes are slim here but i just think it's funny and i'm trying to voice that.
@@knight7297 what do you find funny about the comment though? it's just obvious similarity stitched together?
@@nerowolf1234 I just liked it. I don't get why that caused so much attention.
"what kind of deck is this? this is a noxious deck with 3 wraith form+ with 29 other cards that make it worse"
jorbs humor is just *chef kiss*
TFW the whale gives you hand of greed in the beginning, you get all the gold from all the floors and then you die to a guardian because you spent all your health greedily
buying purity with grand finale, so you can exhaust a grand finale
smart play
actually with pyramid it isnt so bad of a card as you can manipulate the amount of cards you draw to become that of 0 draw pile
The most fulfilling of lives is that in which you can buy anything!
Do you agree?
As long as there's a shop I can still reach in Act 1, yes.
I still have a doubt
Sometimes, when I win an A20 run, I feel like I'm a decent player. Then I see something like that Champ fight, and it's time for me to sit down and shut up.
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I half expected Jorbs to path around all the shops until act 4.
I like how in this run your deck basically becomes a ghost, makes it rain, then takes the money back
you took the boot and didnt immediately say "the boot!" and it gave me anxiety
also proud of you for not naming this run "envenom hard carry"
23:46 - Something you don't hear every day.
I see your 23:46, and I raise you 37:06.
@@YayapLives Pyramid schemes are crazy yo
@zorbas091 With Pyramid, Concentrate lets you get rid of bad cards and play good cards. Without Pyramid, Concentrate is a terrible card that enables Unplayable Discard skills which are also terrible.
There’s a guy named Sinisterhologram who I heard is a great therapist.
As I was chuckling about you forgeting die die die I realized I had watched this run and forgotten it :/ the gold fish bowl phrase brought me back
Legit question--why pass up on blade dance while you have Shuriken (or Kunai for that matter)?
My favorite dirty start is getting feed from the whale. What's that slime king, your big attack deals 36 damage? Well that's only 1/3 my hp before I even play a block card.
Love your content! Thanks for the endless hours of wonderful STS
Jorbs doesn't always take the curse, but when he does, it's right before a shop like that.
I swear, Jorbs can actually calculate what's up just by looking at a seed.
your first sentence works without the last two words
Damn it now I'm rewatching older Jorb videos with great titles. Help I'm stuck in purgatory
Can someone tell me what Jorbs uses to annotate on screen. What software?
Has Jorbs ever uploaded a deck with a little bit of discard synergy in it? Whenever I see a discard focused card in his card rewards he treats them like the plague. I mean I know they're kinda substandard but surely at some point there been something.
As you say it's sub-something so it's used a side dish even in the heaviest discarding decks like with tough bandages.
And discard cards are not especially amazing either most of the time.
With how many required things for each situation, you never really have the time to focus on a sub strategy that much.
If there was a discard feel no pain that might be different, but there's only tough bandages and tactician... are rarely so great.
Just realize hand of greed doesn't exhaust, wow.
In over a year of watching his runs, I think this is the first time I've seen him take a terror.
I've seen him have a terror a couple times before, but I don't think I've ever seen him willingly take one.
Generally "normal" damage with vulnerable on silent isn't very good to be relying on late in a run. We're talking about a character that can put 300 poison on something with only 4 cards after all.
I put this on to fall asleep to and passed out before we got to the first shop
A very silly run - thank you once again, I loved it :)
Doesn't hand of greed give gold when fatal, no matter if it's a minion or regular enemy? If that's correct you could have gotten a lot more gold from the gremlin leader fight.
Fatal only works on non minion enemies
Fatal: Activates when landing the final hit on a non-minion enemy
Thanks for correcting me. Saves me time trying it out in my own runs and feeling like an idiot
The thumbnail made for a very foreshadowing-heavy first 5 minutes to the run.
hand of greed run I've been curious for
That was kind of the decks i got oftem, excluding the 3 Wraith Forms + ghost potion in the end.
Just noticed the shape of power/skill/attack cards are all different.
clickbait title talks about the first shop but the real king moment was incense burner and 2nd wraith form from the same reward screen
Grand finale deck.
(Just don't look at the three wraith forms and incense burner it'll be fiiine)
Why is there a mini Jorbs in the top left?
I don't know how, but you did it, lmfao
Am I going crazy or is there a small jorbs for reference in the top corner?
You are now my eternal enemy for pointing that out. We will find each other in each of our next lives and be at war until the end of the human race, just for that. You monster.
@@mutedknght engarde 🤺
He credits Hand of Greed and Membership Card, but not the true hero of the run. Typical UA-cam Jorbs smh.
Being The Boot is a thankless existence :(
How do you leg sweep a spiky ball
Well now I know how to use Grand finale.
At 51:14 die you just ignore infinite gold? Also you could have ended the fight 20 turns earlyer if not….
Pyramid most boring boss relic but ah so good.
Hand of greed gives 25 gold, if I remember correctly, but Jorbs said 50 quite a few times in this video. Is it an inside joke that I missed?
Since membership card halves all the prices, every 25 gold is worth the same as 50 gold on a non-card run, as you can buy double the amount you normally could with your current gold. Even though it can be confusing, jorbs tend to use that rule to refer to gold (doubling the amount) on all membership card runs, prolly due to him being acustomed to standard costs (dead branch costing around 330 gold to say an example). If that is the case then is easier to think about posible store contents with normal prices and double the gold amount to not have to do so much math when trying to choose between going or not to a store
@@drowsyCoffee Ahh makes sense. Thanks for the explanation.
36:10 what is this store? Even grand finale isn't that bad here.wtf?
I take it back. Grand finale is still bad here
@@tnk4me4 i was about to say, like let's not get ahead of ourselves here
me at 17:10, noticing that this video is 1:45:12 long
Didn’t he play Doki Doki Literature Club once upon a time? I might just be going crazy. Hope the VODs are somewhere if he did.
Which girl did he choose
Typo in the title.
Should have taken 2nd grand finale for thumbnail click bait smh
Therapyst? Interessting anything long knows/common like adhd or just subthreshhold „normal“ things that can use a therapist, anhedonia/dystimia?
Oh, so when you say "I'm getting 150 gold this fight" against the triple sentries. You meant it like with membership card, everything is 50% off, so 75 gold becomes 150.. I see. I thought if you had membership card and used hand of greed, that a passive effect is you get double the gold when you use it. Technically yes, because shops are half off and your money goes twice as far, but actually getting double the gold, no. not at all.
59:14 why did you miss grand finale there? The 3 dazed in your hand would exhaust themselves, you had 2 cards in draw pile, and the repulser was about to add more cards to your draw pile.
Very strange deck. That's why it is entertaining, I guess
Third is missing? Ok I'm third XD
Eighth?
Fourth
Your deck wasn't lacking damage, you were just actively choosing not to do damage and then complaining about not doing damage.
First :)
i was first and deleted my comment because i was emberassed to be the first one