Imagine years and years later that one kid from the pregnancy confession becomes a kenii fan and sees this and is like: ….. *ma what in the actual f u c k*
My confession: I was the right hand women of the leader of a blood cult in fifth grade. You had to harm yourself to even get in to the cult and members would always carry something sharp on them. We'd gather up at recess and basically make blood sacrifices to the Greek gods. I was 11-12 at the time 🤦🏻♀️ But yeah to become the right hand man of the leader I had to do a lot of shady shit. Like I had to get a big stick and poke of our hand made logo done on my stomach at recess. It's still there today and I'm 14, that's how deep the person went with the ink. We also put random berries we found out side in this girl's food in an attempt to unalive her. (Obviously if didn't work bc we were dumb kids.) I also had to record myself cutting off a small patch of skin for proof to the leader. Fifth grade was crazy dawg 💀
Kenji I think your viewers are serial killers in disguise. Out of all the Vtubers I watch, you have the most diabolical fanbase and I’m here to watch 🫡🍿
I was watching this in my room and I share a room with my older sister and at the end of the video when Kenji started acting like a dying mountain goat she just looked at me like I was insane
I have a confession.. When I was younger my family argued a lot. One day when I was 8 my sister scratched my skin and I began to bleed. Just so you know at that time we lived in a apartment with what I think was concrete stairs, so after she did that I told her I would get back at her. After about 2 months we walked out our house on the third floor now earlier that day she had broken my necklace from my birthday so when we walked out the house to go to school I "accidentally" hit her with my backpack while slinging it over my shoulder, then she fell down the stairs I faked my tears ran to get my mom went back outside crouched over to my sisters ear and said "Karma's a bitch ain't it" then I walked off singing a song that I knew she hated.
@l-m6313 not happy about what I did but I was a kid and I had no self control I also wasn't very emotionally stable, I'm doing better now though. I still feel guilty but not enough to be sad about it. When people get hurt my reaction is "well its no me so it's fine".
@@am5150i I'm not saying I'm cool, I'm far from that. I, like I said, was young and ignorant to I had intrusive thoughts of pushing her down stairs and so I did without thinking. now it's just an empty threat that I use when she irritates me
Just found you today bc of TikTok and you know what Kenji?? You remind me of a combination between D.Gray-Man's Lavi and Genshin Impact's Childe AND I FREAKING LOVE IT!😂🙏
Before my parents got a divorce, I had to deal with living with my alcoholic, psychologically abusive dad throughout a huge chunk of my life. He would force me to make his bed for him just because he was really lazy and too drunk to do much for himself. When I would make his bed, he would often have his dinner sitting on a table in his room. So I, out of anger, would spit in his food. Like leave a huge piece of saliva in it. He never commented on it.
My confession is that I hid stuff in the walls at my old house and it’s still there that was about 3-4 years ago and there are people living there now👀because my step dad was very abusive,controlling, and strict would go thru my stuff every Friday and would yell at me for the littlest things so I’d purposely would drop stuff on him or do something that would make him mad so my mom would break up with him. *SPOILER ALERT 🚨 * It worked now I’m step dad free bro idk even why she even dated home he was ugly and shorter than me and I’m a teen and I’m 5’6” 🤢 And another confession I used to sneak in my neighbors shed when he was gone and he never knew stuff was missing😂
I can forgive you for purposely making your stepdad angry so your mom would break up with him. It seems like he was a horrible person judging my your account. I’d probably do the same thing. Also, I think some women end up in relationships with awful men just because they don’t like being single.
@@MoistCrumpet he was also pretending he was nice like the first year or two and then he started to be mean. Well now he has a new gf and I wish her luck 👍
I’ve got a confession cause I couldn’t come to the stream. Warning it’s really graphic 😶 Alright so imagine, you’re walking to school on a Friday. Everything’s going well, a driver runs over a kid with the car and theres blood everywhere. People screaming, police and ambulances coming. I watch the scene for about 10-20 minutes and I see the kid getting dragged to the ambulance, injuries are: paralysation, broken bones etc, just so you know, our school has a history involving deaths… regarding other schools near our school. I’m not even joking, one girl got trapped in a bus and she died from heat exhaustion. Two, one girl died cause she was getting of the bus and her bag got trapped on the door and she was like hanging. The cars were beeping cause there was a girl but he went faster. Eventually she died. Well that’s my confession! 😥
6:40 i mean this is mostly on the mom for...continuing to beat her child. Most parents who beat their kids like that are resolving THEIR feelings and relieving their anger. Disgusting bs.
6:33 that rlly got me laughing . DAMN , any who kenji keep up the great work! And have a good day/night, btw it's like 2:13 am for me you rlly got me laughing like a autistic squirrel 😂😂
Leave a Like on the video if you want a part 3! Watch Part 1 here: ua-cam.com/video/isHmHJpy5-Q/v-deo.html
I got kicked out of church once
@@Azzzzzzz-x4z How? 😏 Why did they kick you out?
I have such a good secret from grade school that I need to share 😭
Lol
why do you have a ugly filterlol
the spit one took so many turns💀
And this one 6:55😭
@@feral_pigeon frr that one was wild😭
i had so many scenarios in my head n none of them was right
nah I don't think it took enough turns
💀
Nah 😭”how are you fat and not eating at home?” Is diabolical
I laughed to hard oml
@@elle4786 had me dying
That was so good lmfao
Nah Icl I’m using this 😭
Hahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
technically speaking kenji has like a mini army of serial killers
You know what true
your not wrong tho😅🤣😂
Literally-
His name is lord kengilstick the lll.
True tho 😂
Wife, wake up, Kenji uploaded
Sounds like me and my friends
We need to give the editor an Oscars here.
Fr
OMG KENJI HEARTED THIS
The poor kid one was VICIOUS
“How are you fatty and not eat at home”
Damn
I was gagged 💀💀💀
Kenji's chat consists of menaces 😭
I wish I had a confession with Kenji with my deepest sins-
Same- 💀
Same, would honestly share the one of almost letting my older sister die and feel nothing still about it.
@@fishlady7930 you definitely need a confession lmao
I need one for when I stole the rich kids phone because she was a hoe
@@KissGirlViolets 😂
I would like to thank homegirl at 6:54 from the bottom of my heart... I was eating a peanut butter toast while listening to this 😭
I just got done eating when she said that
these confessions were literally hilarious 😭😭 also any of y’all want a sandwich hehehe 🤭🤭
OH HEYL NA
Imagine years and years later that one kid from the pregnancy confession becomes a kenii fan and sees this and is like:
…..
*ma what in the actual f u c k*
The editing is immaculate✨✨
PLEASE NOT HIM DEGRADING US SINCE THE START LMAO
Edit: NOT THE ONE WERE HE SPITTED IN HIS FRIENDS MOUTH... That's so nasty 😧
Tbh that was mild compared to some of the others
Compared to miss booty hole bandit that's tame
My confession is that..
I live for Kenji and the Kenjitties 🙏
Ken… I’m sorry what? KEN WHAT?
@@Igo0stheme Kenjitties. 😇
@@TeaCatsss this is the really why my name is paranoid. I’m paranoid someone is gonna say this to me irl
Paranoid that someone will say what? They want the Kenjitties? Or they want the paranitties?
@@TeaCatsss paranitties and kenitties. Both of them.
Not me watching kenji at 1 am getting petty revenge ideas for my enemy’s 😏
Ur wild
My confession:
I was the right hand women of the leader of a blood cult in fifth grade.
You had to harm yourself to even get in to the cult and members would always carry something sharp on them.
We'd gather up at recess and basically make blood sacrifices to the Greek gods.
I was 11-12 at the time 🤦🏻♀️
But yeah to become the right hand man of the leader I had to do a lot of shady shit. Like I had to get a big stick and poke of our hand made logo done on my stomach at recess. It's still there today and I'm 14, that's how deep the person went with the ink.
We also put random berries we found out side in this girl's food in an attempt to unalive her. (Obviously if didn't work bc we were dumb kids.)
I also had to record myself cutting off a small patch of skin for proof to the leader.
Fifth grade was crazy dawg 💀
YO WTF
BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK IS GOING ON
WTF😟😟😟
Bro our 5th grade was the literal embodiment of sunshines and rainbows, where tf did you go? 💀
I hope ur ok after all that
@@9thharbingerofthefatui I'm good lol, and the school I went to did more stuff than just that, so yeah, it wasn't a very good school
I love these confessions.
Actually, I have one.
I HATE MY FATHER.
Kenji I think your viewers are serial killers in disguise. Out of all the Vtubers I watch, you have the most diabolical fanbase and I’m here to watch 🫡🍿
i wouldnt want it any other way
@@KenjiSun LMAO SAME
Kenji and Kwite have the most disturbing fanbases(edit: especially kwite knowing what I know now)
These are so funny. Unhinged chat for an unhinged streamer
I need more of these confessions lmaoo
The:"Spit" and "where does the sun has not shine" got me turning around and cry⌓̈⃝
Kenjiiii why i dyeing from this LOL
Chat you owe me drinks..hearing these live was a trip
I was watching this in my room and I share a room with my older sister and at the end of the video when Kenji started acting like a dying mountain goat she just looked at me like I was insane
BESSSTTTIIEEEEEE!!!! I hope you’re feeling better!!! You certainly made my day 100x better. AWBWA BESTIO!!!❤️❤️
Before watching the video: Holaaa
After watching: this shit be crazy 💀
lmaooo
the why is my mouth so slimey part 🤣
I have a confession.. When I was younger my family argued a lot. One day when I was 8 my sister scratched my skin and I began to bleed. Just so you know at that time we lived in a apartment with what I think was concrete stairs, so after she did that I told her I would get back at her. After about 2 months we walked out our house on the third floor now earlier that day she had broken my necklace from my birthday so when we walked out the house to go to school I "accidentally" hit her with my backpack while slinging it over my shoulder, then she fell down the stairs I faked my tears ran to get my mom went back outside crouched over to my sisters ear and said "Karma's a bitch ain't it" then I walked off singing a song that I knew she hated.
I got the idea to push her from my aunt who had pushed my uncle down the stairs... Also she got karma after getting in a car accident in a Tesla.
Wow I'm so cool I made my sister almost have brain damage over a scratch and necklace
@l-m6313 not happy about what I did but I was a kid and I had no self control I also wasn't very emotionally stable, I'm doing better now though. I still feel guilty but not enough to be sad about it. When people get hurt my reaction is "well its no me so it's fine".
@@am5150i I'm not saying I'm cool, I'm far from that. I, like I said, was young and ignorant to I had intrusive thoughts of pushing her down stairs and so I did without thinking. now it's just an empty threat that I use when she irritates me
Dayum bro shut escalated rq 😭😭😭
The one girl who threw the bully shi away idk who was the real problem 😂😂
THE SPIT ONE LMFAOOOOO
The part where there was a warning for the ppl who was eating, i just look at my chicken like:
"uUhhhhhhhh should i stop? Nah"
*Continues to eat*
The sandwich one traumatized me😭 I hope you’re okay king❤️
But the spit one 😂😂😂😂 loving this girls wallpaper at 5:53 man this whole video was hilarious 😂
The spit confessions though 😭💀
"Am I forgiven?" 😂😂😂
How do u expect urself not to get traumatized when ur asking them to tell their deepest darkest secrets-? 😭
mans said "took my finger, and put it where the light doesnt shine"
Where the sun does not shine😭like why that’s a whole other level of jealousy
I showed the first clip to my mom
First thing she said after being slack jawed "There are levels that... just... WOW 😲" 😂 LOL
I can't 😭😭😭😭
Kenji is sooo funny omg I love him😭😭😭
“Slowly takes away sandwich”
I feel like this should be a series
😂 1:39 wow 😂
Dude the first confession had me rolling
You have no right being this hilarious 🤣✋
Just found you today bc of TikTok and you know what Kenji??
You remind me of a combination between D.Gray-Man's Lavi and Genshin Impact's Childe
AND I FREAKING LOVE IT!😂🙏
D GRAY MAN FAN SPOTTED
I'm watching this at like, 6 am...and my immediate reaction to the youtube notification was "hm...WOAHHH"
Yeoooo Kenji, you just finna out us like that, King??😭😭
Kenji's videos always make my day
I just started watching your videos and you seem really cool!! Love the videos and keep up the good work :] 💗
"am i forgiven?"
"..."
"but you didn't forgive me yet"
"i dont think im going to"
Kenji: WHO WANTS TO GET STABBED?!!??!?!
Me: I DO-
Nah tho my family was so concerned when he heard it tho
Time stamp 1:30 has me dead😭😭
9:14 was crazy💀
editing is immaculate
BRO THE SPIT ONE I WAS EATING NOOOO
Kenji is probably the only vtuber I trust, idk why I pointed it out but just deal with it
7:12 real one for giving a warning
I just saw your crazy fans confessions on YT Shorts these people wild af I gotta see more so I sub
Before my parents got a divorce, I had to deal with living with my alcoholic, psychologically abusive dad throughout a huge chunk of my life. He would force me to make his bed for him just because he was really lazy and too drunk to do much for himself. When I would make his bed, he would often have his dinner sitting on a table in his room. So I, out of anger, would spit in his food. Like leave a huge piece of saliva in it. He never commented on it.
2:46 so basically it was a one sided kiss sure
The Minecraft eating sound got me
BRUH IM EATTING AND THE SPIT PART GOT ME CRYING BRO
The first one already got me rolling I’m afraid for what’s next🏃♀️
HELP I JUST GOT TO THE SPIT THAT WAS SO BAD IM RUNNING
Amazing!!!
She gave him a hot tear
This reminds me of when i watched my brother fall out a tree and start struggling to breathe and i just laughed for 1-2 mins before getting my mom 💀
THE MOTHER F*CKING SECOND SHE SAID A WARNING FOR ANYONE THAT IS EATING I PAUSED THE VID AND WENT TO ANOTHER TAB TILL I FINISHED MY CEREAL
"Warning for anyone who's eating"
Stops chewing mid bite
FINALLY- PART 2-
The part where it was "I put my finger in the part where the sun don't shine" I laughed so hard I ht my dead in the wall 😭
I had an intrusive thought while swinging really high on a swing , and thought what would happen if i jumped off
Bruh I actually Gagged hearing that spit story the part when he woke up and said what he said wow that's wild
nah those last two are going ascend, then ascend then fall like one comedy horror movie with the ghost
Bro got hit with that "hawk tuah" in his sleep 😂
My confession is that I hid stuff in the walls at my old house and it’s still there that was about 3-4 years ago and there are people living there now👀because my step dad was very abusive,controlling, and strict would go thru my stuff every Friday and would yell at me for the littlest things so I’d purposely would drop stuff on him or do something that would make him mad so my mom would break up with him. *SPOILER ALERT 🚨 *
It worked now I’m step dad free bro idk even why she even dated home he was ugly and shorter than me and I’m a teen and I’m 5’6” 🤢
And another confession I used to sneak in my neighbors shed when he was gone and he never knew stuff was missing😂
I hope u feel better kenji I seen u live the other day on Twitch get well soon kenji
Kenji ur live rn and I’m watching please answer me my name is IM_TH4T _R4T
I can forgive you for purposely making your stepdad angry so your mom would break up with him. It seems like he was a horrible person judging my your account. I’d probably do the same thing. Also, I think some women end up in relationships with awful men just because they don’t like being single.
@@MoistCrumpet thank you
@@MoistCrumpet he was also pretending he was nice like the first year or two and then he started to be mean. Well now he has a new gf and I wish her luck 👍
Oh my g- THE SINSSS📸📸📸📸
2:01 was crazy man 💀💀💀💀
The spitting one got me so bad pls-
Omg tea time ☕
I’ve got a confession cause I couldn’t come to the stream. Warning it’s really graphic 😶
Alright so imagine, you’re walking to school on a Friday. Everything’s going well, a driver runs over a kid with the car and theres blood everywhere. People screaming, police and ambulances coming. I watch the scene for about 10-20 minutes and I see the kid getting dragged to the ambulance, injuries are: paralysation, broken bones etc, just so you know, our school has a history involving deaths… regarding other schools near our school. I’m not even joking, one girl got trapped in a bus and she died from heat exhaustion. Two, one girl died cause she was getting of the bus and her bag got trapped on the door and she was like hanging. The cars were beeping cause there was a girl but he went faster. Eventually she died.
Well that’s my confession! 😥
The mom one her thing I liked thta bc that was demon slayer mice from uzui
3:28 to be honest uhh same
Real
Oh hell nah this why I got trust issues 💀
Good video kenji!!
Thank youu
@@KenjiSun anytime! Have a good day! ❤️
Hell naw I was eating when she said dat 😂
6:40 i mean this is mostly on the mom for...continuing to beat her child. Most parents who beat their kids like that are resolving THEIR feelings and relieving their anger. Disgusting bs.
6:54 me immediately putting my food away
I still love these so very much! XD
Bro that ishowspeed lol THAT GOT ME DYING! 😂😂💀
Why did i decide to watch this while eating 😫 😩 😮💨
good to know its church sunday tomorrow TO CHURCH WE GO!!!
Im TRAUMATIZED by thissssss yeaaaaaaa nooooo
Good to know that I'm not alone with this stabbing urge... °^°
lmao why is the editing so funny 🤣
Poisened 😭😭👏🏻
6:33 that rlly got me laughing . DAMN , any who kenji keep up the great work! And have a good day/night, btw it's like 2:13 am for me you rlly got me laughing like a autistic squirrel 😂😂
The spit was relly personal like 👁️👄👁️
teh the one with pregnat lady was a real funny one 😂🤣