Short Guy Problems (ft. Kugo) - GOONS #5
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
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Its amazing how the podcast is more consistent than Dooo's upload schedule.
Is consistent what you meant
@@colossallotus7082 Yeah...words are hard.
Editing is harder than just talking for an hour then uploading
@@Carlos14253 Understandable, have a nice day
@@tysonrevolorio3577 Bro, its a joke...I understand it takes time for people to edit.
ITS D&D TIME BOIIS
Love you kugo
Me to
make McNasty be a Dwarven Bard...
I'm up for a game!
Heck yes uwu nuzzles
Soups biggest insecurity is being the father to his sisters child
That’s something to be proud of
@@soup spoken like a true Southerner
@@soup Calm down Montgomery Gentry. 😂😂😂
@@soup incest is wincest hell yea brother
Don't you mean NOT being the father?
mcnasty: "this is so sad"
me: *laughs hysterically*
Short guy stuff huh? Mcnasty casually being 6’8...
Tall pog
I forgot that he was that tall
Thought he was 5’9
Don’t Subscribe yeah he’s 6’7 or 6’8, he’s said it a few times. It’s pretty wild
You mean 7'4"?
Genuinely thought TheDooo was 5’2, and then when they said he’s 5’9 and that he’s taller than me, I got super depressed
Dooo is one inch taller than me
He's got 5 inches more than me dammit
5'9 is exactly 69 inches, it's really not bad. It's exactly the average USA male height.
Initially I thought he's much shorter and that's why he's still a virgin, but he's actually taller than many of my colleagues and they're all married with kids so...
Also, Madison Beer is 5'4.
I’m 5’7 last time I measured, and I’m one of the tallest in my whole family on both sides.
@@SlippyS3raphim a fellow 5'4 male
Can’t wait for episode 6 of the GØØNS podcast next year my friending.
Accurate
Bet you didnt even finish this episode yet.....
Way to true
@@murk92 its impossible
hehe, I was 69
was literally just complaining that there wasn't anything to watch, and then this shows up. we love that :')
But you don't watch this... you listen
@@davisguilbert7265 🙄🙄
69 likes
I bet you smell like boiled eggs
The awkward silence is deafening, but the conversations are genuinely appealing
DnD with Mcnasty,Kugo,Soup and Dooo. I need this in my life. Who's with me
that would be EPIC
Who'd DM though?... Decisions decisions 😆
Nah, they're not the type.
@@pichipurinsesu Kugo
Im so down for that
doo: "I just want more time."
i don't know why but that hit me hard.
"What's a floppy disc? Wrong answers only."
Me: It's a pop tart for computers.
its just a dvd with ejectile dysfunction
A bologna slice for a computer
I thought it was a retarted chicken
its a thicc image for computers
Isn't it a dildo for computers
I feel like thedooo is just slowly testing the waters before he comes out of the closet
0:54
Just peeking his head out of the closet to test his limits.
Says the FBI
Slowly? Have you seen any of their channels?
just poking his hand out there to see if he gets shot.
He’s just joking
Im going to sleep to this podcast and get nightmares.
I'm doing the same thing
No you will be watching them talking about this
Soo the DnD group is as follows:
The Dooo: Is a cottage cheese lookin Hobbit
Mcnasty: gassy giant in his human form
Soup: Ballsy in the sticks local who trash talks the dungeon master
Kugo: Dungeon master who trys to get the Hobbit Dooo laid by a troll.
Why does McNasty sound so intellectual and smart on the podcast kind of weird😎😎👍🏾😔
his intelligence is like a lightbulb. sometimes it's on, sometimes it's not
Well if you don't always have to put 100% of the mask of a guy making fun of himself, there is a possibility that some intellect bleeds through 🙈. I love it, like in every goofball friend of mine who's done this since school years ❤️.
Mcnasty: floppy disc sounds dirty. Me thinking: “wanna see me insert this floppy disc.”
about one minute in, and today's first gay joke has already been made. not even surprised.
and by who else than Dooo?
“Kids can be cruel”
And that’s why I dislike them, a lot
When I was 10 I hated any kid under 8.
@@adamrhoads1521 at all ages I hated anybody under 12
I hate any kid of any age
@@bobdamagestic85 I hated the teachers and the kids
I hate kids that act like twats. But I don't go out of my way to hate on a child.
thank god for mcnasty for always starting up a conversation whenever they get quiet
Yes!!
Hello my friendings, I am glad to see the podcast yes yes...
My friend🎶
@@silverrey7379 what do you want my friend?🎶
@@gamesfan290 My friend, I just want this to be continued my frieeeeend 🎶
@@silverrey7379 my friend, please just buy a slurpee!🎶
@@gamesfan290 my friend, I'll take twooooo 🎶
When my dad would listen to radio talk shows I never understood it.
This podcast, exists:
I need new skechers to mow my lawn
Defense mechanism for depression... man, I felt that...
One thing to have, but everyone else gets 10x that amount.
*me sitting on the toilet*
Me: Diarrhea
*Me just sitting on a chair*
Hemorrhoids
What about 10 billion barrels of oil?
Honestly mine would be ignorance
cyanide
Doo: " I'm average height"
Me thinking to myself: so is swagger but shit he still short.
Also me: I'm average height.
No swagger is like 5'7
@@ThaKellis that's more along the lines of average if you ask me.
@@ThaKellis damn. I being called out. I ain't got nothing. So you win.
@@youfailed3089 oh yee
@@mr_dale4657 nah didn't mean that I mean I'm 5'9 so I'm average
They seriously NEED to both collab musically, and have a DnD session.
The dooo can have a reder neck than soup
Thems fightin words right der!
nobri98 made me think a lil bit
5,9 is considered tall here in SG. Im 6.1(183cm) and my head hits the top of busses and trains. Come here and your confidence will go through the roof.
What does SG stand for?
@@Dalejrandsr88 Singapore
Pengulin gotcha. I didn’t realize the people were shorter on average there
Dang I’m like 6ft 4 I think I’d have a rough time there
6’3 gang imagines being any inch of 5 foot lmao
hairline I fear you
Imagine being any inch of 6 foot. *laughs in 7’4*
@@dellbelphine304 *laughs in knowing you're only 5'6 due to your other comment*
You Failed *uh shut up*
Imagine caring about height. Hahah jk. Idc.
Me rn: *Starts beeathing heavily*
When you do things like pace and fidget, in adhd circles it's called "stemming" (normal people do it too), it's something to cut down on outside distractions. You fidget so your attention only bounces between the conversation and pacing, rather than getting distracted by something that requires more than your secondary attention span.
Edit: a good example of this is how the community probably listens to this podcast. How many of you actually sit here and watch the screen when the podcast plays as opposed to game grinding, cleaning, fiddling on your phone etc. Listening to music while doing homework could be put into this category as well, even though stemming is usually associated with physical actions.
I love that this went from The goons ft Kugo to Kugo ft the goons
It's satisfying and weird to go from yelling and cracking jokes on siege to just having a chill talk in a podcast
If I could go back in time I would go to the 1940s and be a war photographer
If I could go back in time to the 40s I'd just keep promoting segregation tbh, let's keep it up longer
I’d go back in time to grab Jesus, Mohammed & Buddha, bring them back and have a long podcast
nobody trippin that Ethan was soups bully? lmao
Me: "haha short ass"
Also me: *5'2*
“Short ass”
Damn, that's the average height of a Japanese woman.
Supreme Caffeine he’s prolly young, but if he’s full grown that’s short then.
I would love to hear these guys play DnD, it would be absolutely GLORIOUS
Floppy discs were basically giant sd card with like a gig of space on it
I know this is an old comment, but floppy discs only had 1.44Mb of space...
And last week I bought my kids a 512Gb microSD that is half the size of a stamp, for less than $30... It's crazy how far technology has come
@@TSotP times have really changed, we are getting outdated at this point😂
@@joshstromberg1403 not yet, I reckon I have about 2 console generations yet before all the kids leave me in the dust and I'm just a confused old man.
From literally tapes and 5½ floppies, to downloading your photo-realistic games magically through the air in less time than it took to boot up that Commodore 64
@@TSotP I still if i have time will boot up my old sega, atari, or dreamcast because i miss the old games
“Rust was so innovative”
*Has “ARK: Survival Evolved” flashbacks*
Mcnasty’s burps make my flopp disk into a hard drive :0
Please come back to Vegas, it hasn’t rained in so long.
i cant remember the last time it rained here honestly
Soup saying he loves Slipknot is the highlight of my month💫💫
I would pay to listen and to the Goons play DND. I am so interested to see what they would come up with!
This one was on Spotify before it was on UA-cam, Noice
Literally my oldest friend that I'd had throughout my life started off as a kid that used to screw around with me on the playground. I just lost him late last year in a plane crash
Sorry to hear that, man. Hope you're doing well.
I'd go back in time, probably sixty thousand years ago to see how a group of Neanderthals would hunt a mammoth.
I just want you guys to know that these podcasts make me so happy and bring me so much joy I even relisten to them when im trying to sleep or just in the car or just bored you guys are the best
Hearing Kugo is into D&D made me strangely happy. Kinda unexpected
A year supply of food so everyone else has 10 years of food, world hunger solved
rip blarg he was tired of being the person who did all the work for the podcast
Damn, I ain't even in my channel picture and Mcnasty figured out I'm ugly.
I HAVE ASCENDED!!!!!
Happiness isn’t the best answer, a lot of food is the best answer
I love having Kugo on this. He gets so deep
Dude I also pace around my house so much and I don't even know why I do it lol
I'm allergic to seafood in it's entirety but veggie sushi is delicious and the Hawaiian sushi with Spam, musubi, is delicious too
When McNasty was talkin about getting bullied for his weight I was trying to think how big exactly. Like we talking grizzy big or like a little over the edge
Probably not that big grizzy doesnt seem that big
That McDonald’s movie was filmed partly in my hometown of Thomaston Georgia, the McDonald’s in the movie was actually a BBQ drive in that opened in 1953 called Piggy Park, it actually has decent food, they’ve been in the same building for all those years.
Me seeing this title: *Laughs in Dutch*
ngl i appreciate yall talking about insecurities a LOT. it's really comforting hearing typically macho/dudebro dudes talk about it, even if yall are joking around with it. really appreciate it 🙌🏻 i definitely think kugo was a great guest for this!
I know indeed what a floppy disk is. It's the most un ergonomic disk ever. It's like a DVD with forskin
Rhode Island shoutout! My high school had us do country line dancing in the winter for PE...
My biggest insecurity is that I watch this podcast
Woah Woah Woah. Is Soup's real name Dallas? 41:50
Yea
Soup is Dallas
Blarg is Matt
Dooo is Eric
Grizzy is Nelson
TORONTO MERCENARY McNasty's real name is Eric, too
I would take a hoverboard. Everyone can have 10 hoverboards.
Mcnasty: "if you could have whatever you wanted in the world, but everyone has 10x the amount, what would it be"
Me:
Taxes
BRUH
Dooo, you and me are both a part of the sour cream army
Mcnasty's D&D character: Adwarf the gassy dwarf
Ohhhh my friending
Awesome podcast as usual guys hope they become more frequent ❤️
I'd go back and eat the McRib
My biggest insecurity would be that I have one eye
context?
Games Fan he has one fucking eye
@@thewhoakage3198 that's...not context...
I’ve never had a floppy disk but I know what it is
My biggest insecurity is my sasquatch walk.
I don’t want to leave my city because it’s the only place I can feel somewhat tall being 5’9
Yes a floppydisk is an old version of a cd or flashdrive
me: -_-
another goon podcast: exists
also me: ().()
I love their normal content but it's so nice hearing them talk about normal things with each other like friends
Needed this to distract me from my depression even if for a little bit.
I wish that wss a lie but same
Listened to Soup's band's single and it's really good
What’s the band if you dont mind me asking
@@Shortbuscommandr Slackjaw
Yes most of us know what a floppy disk is.
First podcast I've ever heard talk about both Iron Maiden and one of my favorite Liquid Tension Experiment songs, SO glad I listened to this episode. I've needed this!
About the fries situation: KFC changed to skin on fries and i Haven't had it since because i DESPISE skin on fries
42:37 Charlie brown be like hey box head you mean block head
I'm shorter than everyone on this podcast and I could care less.
Facts.
Short
Love these podcasts. Keep them up and love you guys
Finnaly after 69 years 2 months 2 weeks 0 days 6 hours 66 mins
I gotta throw my hat into a few of these questions like if I could go back in time I would go back to the point in time where the Library of Alexandria was still around and keep it going and not lost to a fire (or whatever caused it to disappear from history) to see if by 2020 we would be more advanced or not
Hello my friending
I used to listen to their Seige videos while playing my Xbox and now I've found this amazing channel and podcasts.
Love y'all!
Keep up the good work!
Last time I was this early people were planning on raiding area 51.
On that topic of bullies becoming friends. Pretty much all of my best friends now are the people I bullied in school. Over time I realized they were more into the things I liked (music, computers, and specific games) than my current friends at the time. So slowly we started hanging out and talking more and more. Now we're friends for life. Crazy how that works.
Was the transvestite from Transexual, Transylavaniaaaahaha
In my opinion it would depend on what makes you happy. If it's like murder then that world is not one I want to live in. Because in order to make everyone happy people have to be sacrificed, because sometimes in order for someone else to be happy they might want revenge and if they're all happy about it, then that's psychotic. I know this may not make a lot of sense to a lot of people, but to some it makes sense. But in my mind the only answer to that question is contentness. For the homeless it may be cruel but in order to maintain order being content with what you have is important. This probably has loopholes but this is the most thing that makes sense to me.
This is entirely theoretical and I'm not saying just deal with it I just think its interesting to think about.
“no good games to play”. i guess they don’t know about gtfo
Rhode Island is sick! As a Rhode Islander I’m proud
WTB WEBCAM, feet/legs is okai... but i wanna know what is talking!
* edit, trying to to fix perfect writing ***
15:03 as soon as he said TacoBell I laughed because I'm about to order me a beef burrito meal from TacoBell on Postmates LMAOOO.
My friending did you know that if Mike Wazaoski nods then he also twerks at the same time
this podcast is so underrated
I freaking love this podcast
In Scotland, Our Burger Kings Are Awesome.