I Travelled Wherever The Dice Decides - Day 1
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- I Travelled Wherever The Dice Decides - Day 1
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Simon must be so suspicious to the arrivals border patrol haha
No plans, no hotel, nothing. Just a dice haha
Imagine losing the dice.
Last travel video I saw to Egypt was a huge disaster
I'd be surprised Customs doesn't get suspicious
@@dontpanic716 Was it the best ever food review show?
Dice
he comes in peace
These series are the best.
There’s more coming 👀
@@SimonWilson12here’s hoping for no 6s.
Favourite series on the tube
@@SimonWilson12 Yay i cant wait, best channel
@@SimonWilson12is it daily or weekly eps si?
11:25 the driver doesn’t understand a single world but they’re both vibing 😂
Yup but he still rip him off in the end. 70 for the ride lol
@@Eggroll_kinggg It's Egypt, it would be more shocking if he didn't get ripped off.
@@generalmartok3990 word!
@@Eggroll_kinggg10/hr + parking fine
@@generalmartok3990 true that.
21:01 the taxi driver is happy because he is going to make a ton of money off of Simon lol
Passport privilege is truly a blessing, just hope on a plane and show up anywhere in the world. Great series, love it
The disappointment on the restaurant host’s face when Simon asks for “loads of ketchup” with french fries. 😂 Simon, you’re the best
LMAO i didn't have to scroll far to see a comment about this, guy was definitely cursing him out lol.
Hanni thought he too was sleeping at the 5 Star Hotel
Soooo, basically a #8 at mcdonalds
I had to search to see if it was really pidgin soup. But I guess its a thing
@ it is. They live in the damn desert so gotta eat pigeons
24:13 ‘have u been here before?’
‘habibi’
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
What does habibi mean? 😂
@@StevieDCC Its a term of endearment
@@StevieDCC term of endearment like "beloved"
😂😂😂😂😂
Border Control: How many days will you be staying here?
Simon: Roll the dice for me
😂😂😂
05:55 "I haven't eaten". We just saw you eat a big plate of penne with sauce and green beans on the plane, FFS. :D
Yup wtf? Lol😂
He ate it when he first got on the plane so that would of been hours ago for him
Never trust taxi drivers in Egypt, they are the worst. 70 USD is more than their monthly income. He took you to the restaurant where his friends work, ordered lots of food, ate for free, got his commission from the restaurant, and then took you to a creepy hotel where his other friends work and got his commission from them in addition to extra tips from you. Giving lots of money to scammers is not charity.
I don't think Simon cares. He pays anything. Just a glass half full guy and I'm sure he gets enough money from UA-cam
How would you avoid a taxi scam though?
why do they do this?
Exactly. As an Arabic speaker I confirm this as he was talking to them on the phone.
@@Neb_03294it’s not about Simon cares or not. It’s about being a decent man. Taxi drivers in Egypt shame for the country.
It feels like Simon is falling for all tourist traps :) LOL
It's for us. He can afford it, makes more back from the videos.
i think he knows how such little money for him matters to them😊
I knew exactly that was gonna happen when I heard Cairo.
And later saying the scammer is a nice bloke.
@@tube.brasil "what a lovely guy" 😂😂😂
"pigeon soup, I can't have that" 🤣
either be vegan or else don't complain about chicken vs pigeon - no relevant difference
@@MostlyLoveOfMusicmassive difference. Not everyone wants to eat vermin.
Off course it's different. Pigeons can fly, but chickens can't fly themself!
@@MostlyLoveOfMusic Either be a meat eater or dont complain.... Holly Berries vs Strawberries - no relevant difference
given diseases that pigeons can carry, there is a difference
@@MostlyLoveOfMusicwhy you left humans ?
Simon goes out to dinner with a random taxi driver he met 15 minutes earlier. Meanwhile I get severe social anxiety about going to a family gathering 😂
Lololol
Sometimes is easier to relax with people who don't know you but I totally get what youre saying
Me I get social anxiety in The Happy Shopper on our street corner
The fact that Simon is overly trusting/relaxed with everyone is why he always gets ripped off by “lovely/nice” people lol
24:49 that 70$ he paid is the average monthly salary for Egyptian 😂
there is no way its average salary for egyptian. Philippines is a poor country but 70USD you can earn that for just 1week.
@@JuneCris-yz9qb wtf really
@ a carpenter here in Philippines earn 12.05$ per day. A Helper/Laborer earn 8.60$ per day.
428.59 actually.
Your easy going nature is just a breath off fresh air in such a busy world, never stop being you Simon!
Love the misunderstandings.... the having to pay for the visa with gold is almost as good as having to cross the bridge on a sheep 🤣
Istanbul Vibes:)
Followed by "Buduvu Park? Oh, nice! Ah, Vodafone Park!...I'll never forget that Beşiktaş play at Vodafone Park" 😂 happy days
Simon is the most extroverted person in the world and nice to everyone. You have a Great Personality. Keep up the good work!!!
I'm extroverted too
he's single, right? proves that personality isn't enough any more
What a man
totally agree on that! xD
leads to burnouts when he is not filming. trust me
Everyone is so nice cause ur always being ripped off 😂
Simon: “How many more miles to the hotel?”
Cab Driver Hany: “Yes.”
😂😂 The restaurant host's expression at 14:20 killed me, he's thinking "not another Westerner asking for fries and ketchup" 😩
Love the way they make friends, Simon pays for dinner but he still rinses him for the taxi and takes him to his mates hotel.
Classic Egypt.
Did he get scammed? Did he go to Egypt? Yes @@Murtumans
I mean that's an authentic Egypt experience in the end.
Egypt ===SCAM
Has he rinsed him? He has co-starred in a video and got around 1% of the video profits while Simon got the other 99%.
The interaction you had with the woman that couldn't believe you were doing it by rolling dice is a great example of why the world cannot move towards everything being automated. I've learned through traveling whether is good or bad, the interactions with ther people is the best part.. Especially when you are experiencing different cultures. Love this.
Nigerian Wilson Simon😂😂😂
Man Simon. Watching you interact with all of these different people is such a blast. Your energy and joy is contagious and your videos make me smile so much. From 1am trips to the pyramids to the cheapest bed in vegas, thank you for sharing your journeys. I hope my third trip to Wrexham gives me the chance to bump into ya.
"These people must think I am absolutely bonkers"
Simon, you are bonkers you mad lad!
HAHA The look of insult on that mans face @ 14:18 when you ask for chicken and chips at a 3 star restaurant is priceless :)
I would be the same, I not eating pigeon.
@@untabbed6885squab is literally pigeon and quite common at upscale British restaurants. Simon is just, well, special.
@@JohnRNewAccountNumber3 It's on the menue at many places but not many people order it
HAHAHA
@@user-cq1hf2eb4g which is ridiculous because it's delicious, certainly better than chicken and on par with quail. The guy is just ignorant, really.
This series should be named as "how to get ripped off" 🤣🤣🤣
Or ... if you want to get ripped off very quickly go to Egypt
@@andym7713 ...and if you want to get ripped off again, stay there.
Lol, when the guy approached Simon at the airport, I knew he was going to be conned
Simon the only person who gets ripped off and is extremely happy in the process
When travelling alone and so experienced as he is he has to friendly all around. Or really get taken! 🥴 could get ugly
That kid getting gripped up in the background at the pyramids 😂
lmao
It was 1am why werent those babies in bed!😂😅😢
I don’t think Simon knows how funny some of these videos are! Me and my wife were crying laughing at this one 🤣
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my life than watching this video😂 Simon using broken English, sounding Spanish at some times, vibing in Egypt at 2am, absolutely hilarious and this is what life should be all about. This is why I follow and subscribe to you Simon, the stuff that lifts me and so many other people up and gives a good laugh in the process while simply enjoying life. Keep it up and can’t wait for the next video😁👏🏾.
I love how Simon asked him have you been here before? And his response was Habibi😂😂😂 great new series mate! 👌
Mate, I'm not kidding when I say this, but your videos/vlogs helped me get through my worst phase. I kept having constant panic attacks and was losing it but your Monopoly videos (USA and World) pushed me through it. And when I say I lit up seeing the words travel and dice again in the title, man. Please visit india again, hopefully get to meet you and be your guide! :D
Simons back! These series need to be a permanent feature of the channel!
Simon is a lovely guy. Even though he knew he was be ripped off he was still being nice. You said 20 mins till we get there 20 mins ago.🤣🤣🤣
Cause he knows it will make good content and he’s rich
Simon you legend.. introverts nightmare! What a guy 🤣
I'm an extrovert
Simon is the BEST and its period end of conversation. A boon for Extroverts and a nightmare for Introverts. Social Anxiety can’t make a dent on Simon!! 😂😂😂
Excellent observation. He’s a character. Hilarious how he just gatecrashes the lives of strangers and instantly becomes their best friend unbeknownst to them 🤣
Pigeon soup, stuffed pigeon , Simon's meal was hilarious🤣
Si-mon no like pigeon 😂
😅😅😅😅
"Lamm"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Where are you from?”
“Wales”
“Ahhh Gareth Bale..”
Then did he say “HAL ROBSON” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he said Aaron Ramsey
Lmao Pigeon hahaha this section has me in stitches mate so funny 😂😂
Haven't eaten? You ate on the plane you just departed 😂
ai comments ruining UA-cam.
@Reubachi what does that mean?
I mean , it's not like a flight from Manchester to Cairo is only 5 minutes
dude the plane flight is like 5 hours
@@pallahammer8997 Did u see that small dish of food on a 5h plane? lol
The restaurant owner seemed so sad that you go all the way to Egypt and ordered chicken and chips with lots of ketchup 😂😂
dont blame him
@@indexpicturesare u 5??
@@topwaffler7 ordering chips & ketchup is a 5 year old's palatte. it's embarrassing
The pigeon food. 🤣🤣
Simon you are great! I love all of your videos and get excited when I see a new one.
okay, right, Simon once again theaches us that a man with a smile and no clue what language anyone's speaking can still make a great experience. just stay positive, people :)
Hannie gets a kickback from everywhere he takes you ... All I can say is , good luck to him ...
He said it’s lamb but it looks like it’s got wings on it! - Absolutely pissing 🤣🤣🤣
he didnt say lamb he said laham which means meat in arabic
@ Watch it again with the subtitles 😁
That “stuffed pigeon” 😂😂😂 crying !
The dude just tearing it apart with his bare hands too 😂
either be vegan or else don't complain about chicken vs pigeon - no relevant difference
You mean: hamama (yeah I googled what is pigeon in arabic) 😂
SOLID handshake with the restaurant boss
After a shitty week and an even more shittier start of this day a new episode of Simon Wilson showed up and my sun is shining again.. Thank you Simon..!! 😎
This dude is seriously a one off great energy knows how to hold an audience can charm the birds down from the bloody trees with his infectious personality 😂 definately got a grab and share a beer one day brother...keep up the great work 👍
The guy standing there with souvenirs at 1 am😂
most likely because the cab driver called him to come out because he brings customer
These kinds of videos are my favorites by far!
simon was scared to drink that pigeon soup 😂
I have never seen his eyes get bigger than when he realized it was pigeon soup
I love how friendly you are with everyone! 🙌What a lovely guy ❤️
I love your attitude, man. Respect to the way you treat people!
This guy took you for a run 😂, there is a really nice 5 star hotel right next to the pyramids 😂
What’s the name of the hotel?
@@Mirrorqueenb It's the Marriott . Awesome hotel!!
@ Thanks I remember it for next time.
Missed the dice rolling series so much! So glad its back, loving the uploads
The GOAT is back. Simon makes me feel less alone. 🤗
Bring back the Honey song! 🍯
Needs to be updated to Hani after that video.
Bro just got an airport protocol without even knowing. Respect to Egypt ❤
The taxi driver on the phone says that you talk to much 😂😂
Absolutely love this style of video and it is good to see the world though your eyes. Thanks for all your hard work Simon.
”Bonkers” 😃 Love this. Cheers Simon
“These people must think I’m bonkers”….Simon we all do😂😂❤
When Simon gets nervous and doubts his choices..where you get worried for his safety watching..you know it's going to be an adventure!!
14:00 Pigeon soup almost made me fall over, I had to laugh so hard hahahha
grow up
@@gribbo78grow… up?
Just when I was having the worst day this guy comes in here and blesses me with a travel wherever video. Cheers mate!
kids at 13:10 have all the same haircuts lol
Same in California 😂
My man is globetrotting one misunderstanding after another! Epic!😂❤
Simon locked that door hella fast when the guy left the room 😂
Simon is the best no question!
I bet everyone that works at the airport knows him.
Yeah exactly what i thought😅@@cpmow831
I guess you can say he's one of the most personable UA-camrs.
And we are back! I have so been waiting for this. Binged the last ones and loved it! Keep it up!
Just got home from work and wow! Simon back with a travel series. Can't wait for the next videos already!
Oh the excitement of a new Simon Wilson video! Ive rewatched so many in anticipation 😂
like Simom’s energy and extroverted and kind personality. like this kind of series. 😂
Love ya Simon. Thanks for making me smile 😂
Oh my, I think I laughed alll the way through that. briliant, 'do you know Mo Salah' cracked me up. and the stuffed pigeon, 'lamb? but its got wings'''
lol! Eat the pigeon Simon!!!😂… if you eat chicken, you can eat pigeon 😝. I’ve had it in the UK at a very fancy restaurant, so just think of it as 5 star food in 3 star restaurant 😀
This video is hilarious! - love it! - ‘lamb’ - it’s got wings! 😂
You should have tried the pigeon soup! 😂 Also, that lady you talked to at the airport while she processed your ticket was amazing. Looks she has a great personality, and I loved your conversation.
If I see this guy yappin in an airport I'm immediately going the other way.
I would say hi, he's nice
Simon! I used to be obsessed with a tv show in the late 90s when I was a kid, it was called the Diceman. This is giving me vibes of that show, love it!
Was a great show!
Wow! Your ride to the Pyramids looked sketchy! I'm glad you made it to your hotel, 5 star or not🤣
I nearly flipped all the way out of my recliner when he handed you the translation result on his phone and it just said, simply “ DRINK IT” 😂
3:21 Always the best way to have a conversation...repeat exactly what the other person has just said😂
When you have had a bad day, just watch Simon and your mood will pick up.
Love it, no one had the foggiest what was going on. Just everyone loving Liverpool.
dice = best videos
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason why the British have a reputation of being a bit eccentric. Great stuff!
Simon is like the only person who can get scammed while he doesn't care en keeps on smiling
Only Simon would go to EGYPT and order essentially chicken nuggets and French fries
This guy eats like a 5 year old
@@topwaffler7 hes an uncultured eater
Absolutely love the videos and still can’t get over how Simon has the same taste buds as my 8 year old nephew 🤣🤣 fries sauce and chicken pieces 😭😭
16:53 mate hamam means pigeon and he didnt say lamb he said lahm which means a type of meat 😅
Simon has the most white washed basic city boy taste buds i've ever seen. If he didn't travel for YT he'd probably just eat dino nuggets for every meal 😂.
Keep it up man love the content
Let's roll the dice the my friend! Always great to see a new " I haven't any idea where I'm going" series. Simon, remember, pigeon, just like gator, tastes like chicken.
I’m dying at the restaurant. Absolutely hilarious!
You definitely got the shits after that food!😂
after fries and ketchup?
It is pretty much impossible to eat anything in Egypt without getting the shits.
That's not true. Crisps are safe to eat.
@@r_z1 yes. Been Egypt. You get the shits just stepping off the plane.
@@stureece6344 sorry to break it to you mate, you got bad immunity.
Best video ever!! Look forward to seeing where you go next. DONT ROLL A 6!!!
Trying to trick ya with the "lamb" 😂😂
Pay in gold 😂😂 that was class.