Jim Cornette on United Airlines
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- From Episode 352 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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Jim existing in crowded spaces during a pandemic should be a TV series.
No lie. He would go into the most epic rant in the history of mankind.
I don't know why, but using "existing" made that funnier
I'd watch. What would you title it though? 'Even Stranger Things'?
OMG ...
sign me up !
They actually don’t serve peanuts on planes anymore. Southwest gives cookies and pretzels. Because people have peanut allergies
Wait, you get free food in the US?
In Australia, that mini pretzel bag costs $25.
Is this the same United Airlines that was dragging passengers off their planes a few years ago?
No, and the passenger deserved it.
“...If you want to LIVE” 😂
Another podcaster did a video about United Airlines mentioning exactly these ridiculous ways they operate that Jim did. He did a complaint to their customer service line that he recorded as part of his vlog!!! Needless to say they didn't refund him for a cancellation!
The guys sitting next to Jim should have been Vince Russo and Tony Kahn~...
I hear ya Jim. I donate plasma at a place often. Heard this from an employee, "Sometimes corporate just decides that profit is more important than safety. They make us fill every bed, against Covid procedures, whenever they feel like it." These big corporations play too loosely with everyone's lives...
That’s why we shouldn’t elect people that are too pussy to regulate these industries.
The first thing I hear jim say is he's in a good mood
But he's gonna talk about united
your never in a good mood when you're talking about united
Fly the infectious skies . . .
@@nickflix33 it's not political . Idiot!
@@INDREAMSBEGINSRESPONSIBILITIES Nick, whom you're replying to, said nothing political ya mark.
@@nickflix33 Source?
Me: "Cornette is a little out there with his views."
Cornette: "Fuck you, United airlines!"
Me: "The man is a genius & a prophet & everyone needs to follow him!"
I’ve been off of United ever since the merger with continental. They’re the worst
Just off is fine, no need to say off of
@@hornylorney8150 You must be a United shareholder. Get over yourself 'Grammar Nazi'.
I've never known for you to hold back like this, Jim! Go ahead and tell us how you really feel, lol
0:50 The irony of saying something isn't political then going on a political rant. This sounds like something that could be a viable defamation case by United.
Yeah now that I'm older and still 6'7 I would never go on a united flight. Delta is the next best choice but not exactly luxury. Leg room matters.
do you fly with jay santos??
I'm also a tall guy and can confirm: flying on airplanes is hell for us.
JOCKULAR ? LOL....I love Corny.
I want one of those CORNY facemask
You can buy them on his website.
Sweet !
As far as the bag only if it’s international, when it’s domestic depending on the time they have left.
"Sick, infected, and DIE!" I just love how Jim says that.
Corny, where do I get a Corny mask? Those are epic!
Jimcornette.com
Make sure you get both masks! I am waiting for mine to be delivered
You can get great views flying during the day, I remember flying over the Grand Canyon on a day flight back from Los Angeles once, that was cool. But yeah, being crammed in the plane with a hundred+ strangers isn't fun.
Former ground security coordinator for an airline here. Bags can fly domestic without a passenger now, since they're all scanned and dont leave a secure area.
a friend of mine flew Frontier last week and they also had every seat full
I have a family member who is a flight instructor and he says that their is NOT a law saying that it HAS to come off. He says that it is the pilot in commands choice if it does or not
And here the comments section brings us experts on infectious diseases....
Lots of experts disagree with your "experts", but they get censored for not having the "mainstream media" opinion. lol
@@toptenguy1 I didnt say "I" have experts... And thank you. That is ALL.
If only they could get Jim to come out of his shell some time....
President Jim Cornette does have a nice ring to it. I can see him now delivering the State of the Union address with a tennis racket in hand and ending the address with "thank you, fuck you, bye".
United Airlines we got two words ya......!
LOL. Like the middle seat being open will stop the spread on a flight.
Flew 5 times last month. Flight 1 - American Airlines: whole row to myself. Flight 2 - American Airlines: whole row to myself. Flight 3 - Delta: whole row to myself. Flight 4 - United: jammed in the middle seat in a full row in a totally full plane. Flight 5 - United: jammed into an even smaller plane (2 seats per row on each side of the plane) next to a 300lb person. TLDR: Fuck United.
United Airlines has a nice fight club though
Gloves don’t do anything Jim
i dont think it would matter if the bag was marked or not if the whole thing explodes....
I flew this past August with AA and it was a full fight to and from. I had my mask on the whole time.
I have flown recently. They served us CDC approved Chex mix and water per CDC guidelines.
8:56 Jim's description of flying is hilarious, and pretty accurate
United air does not give a shit unless you are at 1k or global services level.
A wildcard is always welcome
Shame you don't live in the UK, Jim. Our buses get about half-full and then the drivers change the destination board at the front to "BUS FULL - SOCIAL DISTANCING" and only ever drop people off and refuse to pick others up until it's emptied enough. Us Brits take the pandemic seriously, unlike the morons in the US fucking it up for sensible people.
Call Steven of course
Not the first time I've heard something like this about United during the pandemic. Way to go!
I got told of by the bus driver for listening to this on the bus earlier :(
Good. There’s this revolutionary invention called headphones
SouthWest Airlines is great.
Taking off without a passenger while their checked bag is in the plane DOES still happen... I forget the airline but my ex bought the ticket/checked her bag in Denver and was literally at the gate but stupidly wasn’t paying attention to the PA announcing the plane boarding, and helplessly watched the plane leave the jetway when she realized it was too late. I had to go to LAX to get her bags that night, and had to return the morning after to pick herself up.
Why is she even traveling during a pandemic?
He said her sister was having a wedding in Bay Area
@@jannanys8640 I would have done the train. With a sleeper room. Screw the cheap fare, it's not worth it.
I hate united but they have a defacto monopoly in my local airport: houston-george bush intercontinental.
Southwest has a defacto monopoly In the other airport: hobby.
But united has more routes domestic and way more international.
i never got a wet nap
Any upcoming meet and great events involving Jim in South Central Pa area ?
Corny travel hell/stories omnibus would be a classic video! The rollercoaster Fan Expo tale the other year was unforgettable!
I flown in Frontier and even then had social distancing mind you every deadest besides them was taken
Ew. Imagine admitting to flying Frontier.
FatCaterpillar Could have been worst, he could have flown Spirit Airlines
Jim, United has not been a quality airline in 30 years. Southwest has been the only viable carrier in the US for 20 years.
Jim is the Man!!
@2:02.....Theb, theb, theb...
Can we get medical grade Cornette face masks to buy? Give 100 right away
Jim needs Spirit airlines
Spirit is the new Greyhound of planes. Their seats suck, and they charge you for carry ons.
Spirit's also packing the planes full, so is Frontier.
No one needs Spirit Airlines, unless you're properly melanated and earn 5¢ per hour more than the folks taking a Greyhound.
If you're scared of something that 99.94% of us haven't died from then you can stay inside forever.
I've commented in detail about COVID-19 on several of Jim Cornette's videos, but have given up now. It's insane that even now, after all that has come out over the last months, some people STILL believe in the massively overexaggerated Corona-hype.
@@xSuperiorManx its unprecedented to steal the freedom of over 99.9% of the population to accommodate at most 0.06% of the population
@Emmet Ryan who's making up stats?? Try doing some basic arithmetic yourself. 215,000 alleged USA covid deaths ( these death numbers are fraud and BS) ÷ 330,000,000 USA Citizens = 0.0006 Move decimal point 2 places to right to convert to a percentage. That mean 0.06% of us have died aka 99.94% ARE STILL ALIVE. this is unprecedented to subject 99.94% of people to loss of freedom for something they are not in danger of to protect 0.06%. How about the 0.06% stay home and the rest of us carry on? And theres a difference between dying of covid and dying with covid. The average age of the alleged covid deaths is like 78 or 80 years old, which is also the average age of death anyways, so most of these people were about to die with or without covid. Also the overwhelming majority of the covid deaths had comorbidity and had a compromised immune system to begin with.
@Emmet RyanAccording ro recent polls the average American thinks we've lost like 30 million lives to Covid due to the way the MSM has covered this scamdemic. In truth its only been 215,000 at most (but it has already come out so many of these deaths have been misreported/fraud), which is 0.06%
of the population. WAKE UP PEOPLE ITS A SCAMDEMIC. We are now seeing that its much easier to fool people than to convince them that they've been fooled
@Emmet Ryan Just... don't even try, please. Even the official numbers show the truth by now.
Take the alleged number of Corona -deaths in the US. Remember how high it was sold to us? Until the separation between "people dying because of Corona" and "people dying of something else, but with Corona in their body" was being made by the health administration. An important differentiation the "cOnSpIrAcY tHeOrIsTs" had made from the beginning.
And how did it turn out? About 6% of all those "Corona victims" turned out to be actual COVID-19 deaths, the rest died of other reasons. Their number was just added to the body count to scare people like you and Jim Cornette into filling the pockets of the pharma industry and their lobbyists. Like every time such a thing happens. Pig flu, bird flu, you name it. And you STILL fall for it, instead laughing about the people who were right with their assessment of the situation EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Well, your decision. It's your right to be ignorant. Just don't expect the same from everybody else.
Wild Card Bitches!!!!
Well on a plus side if you have Covid you can get a cheaper ticket!
Yes.
Wild card
How the hell are you not going to social distance on an airplane? Good job United Airlines.
Don’t fly then
couldn't get me on a airplane, even before the current situation I didn't like the whole sardines in a can feeling.
Would love to die in a plane crash though seems fun.
Love Cornette
Her: just so you know I like it rough
Me: good, I only fly United Airlines
I like flying. But i fly like two times a year at max.
I did not know that Jim Cornette was such a sheep
Wasn't it four United Airlines planes that were hijacked in 9/11.
So?
I think it was 2 United airlines and 2 American airlines planes. The 1 American airlines plane crashed in Pennsylvania and the other 1 crashed into tower 2.
Its political
Oh Travis 😂
TRUMP 2020. Don't fail me nerds. Go out and vote. Mr trump will do great things for virgins. He's got you. Trump 2020
Southwest have tripled their prices recently compared to the height of COVID when they were practically free.
I love Jim, but eventually hysterics like him who want to continue to obsess about the Coronavirus are just going to have to be left behind, because most of us (including United Airlines, evidently) are ready to move on with our fucking lives.
Continue to obsess? There's now a new rapidly rising varient dipshit! And it's still required to wear a mask on an an airplane!
Where is Andrew Yang's anger when you need it? Make it viral Jim👍
Jim, try to sue
It's a matter of time before we're back on the bus or train. Can't keep printing money to keep half empty or less planes in the air.
Covid airlines.
To quote Jim Dunn, Cornette - you're getting tiresome.
So She as bad as Trump ? Jim ? ?
😂😂😂
Jim is such an MSNBC parrot. Lol
I'd rather fly than do a 7 hour car ride.
I’m sure a middle seat will be the difference between life and death
Someone please hire Jim Cornette to do a Safety PSA during this pandemic (Airport, Train Station, Bus Depot) 'cause he's made some strong points about what's wrong (the only thing he left out is what South Park commented on - called neck diapers!)
Ole Jimmy Boy knows about as much about epidemiology as Tony Khan knows about booking.
0:23 Jim actually thinks he's the most sane and smartest person today. That's a joke times 100.
They should sue United Airlines. Hmmm, who could they call? (Cue the music...)
Stephen P New! Stephen P New! Stephen P New!
I've always been coo coo corny...but not open-faced pie-hole in the middle of a busy Wal-Mart or on a flying fart-tube during a worldwide pandemic yerpy derpy.
This video will age like milk.
Southwest is the best, but this pandemic is political.
👏🤣
First world problems.
Please tell us more about how rich white women deserve their own planes so they can socialise with family...
Did she consider NOT going, seeing as we're in a pandemic??
But it's OTHERS that should fly less??
shhhh It's not a real pandemic.
Oh for gods sake I thought jim was smart and could see through this covid bollocks.
Such a sad old man...
lol sad smart wrestling feller. 🤣