FUNNIEST CRUSH TEXTS
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- Funny crush texts and chats that you cant relate to because your crush never texts back
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What is up friends, here's a brand new compilation of the funniest rejection texts aka funny crush texts and funny responses to flirty texts. If you're a fan of funny text messages then you came to the right channel, if you wanna see people text message their crush and get rejected - you picked the right video! 50+ funny text fails while trying to make your crush fall in love with you using funny pick up lines. If you wanna see a whole lot more funny crush texts and funny texts in general - fainted chats and clumsy funniest texts ever are very good series.
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Reply if your crush left you on read
Bumpkin me sadly
Me
Bumpkin ripppp
XD
No
3:45 "Am i right, acute or obtuse?"
They missed the opportunity to say "You seem like the right one for me"
Oof
I would say “You’re acute one”
I would just say I failed my maths GCSE sorry
Or ur acute
@@ad0rex481 I was just about to type that-
Some of these pickup lines make me glad I’ve been married for 7 years and missed Tinder.
Lol
I’ve been married for 10 years and I’m still a virgin
Godzilla Fan99 B.I.G. f
@@cadenhollom8441 LMAO
@@cadenhollom8441 F
crush: gives chocolate.
me:pls.dont give hope to me
Right, don't want to get hope and just die inside when you say something about it and then they say " I don't like you like that"......uhh make a fool of yourself why don't you.
@@allieallison9109 its rly fun you should try it urself
@@duckify1128 If You're saying that I should make a fool of myself.... Well I don't have to try, it just comes naturally. And that has happen to me before, its not fun its embarrassing
@@allieallison9109 maybe for you. for me its fun
@Typical_Chill f
Say something hot
Me: whispers sensually*
*c h e e s e*
Wat
𝙼𝚎: *𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚕𝚢*
𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎
Hey, dude, you working on getting someone to fix your book? Its basically been plagiarized
*e x a u s t p i p e*
**Says cutely**
*F i r e*
"Am I right, acute or obtuse?"
Reflex
i was waiting for someone to make that joke
i was expecting them to say: "a cute angle"
*Revolution angle*
Intro: Have you ever had a crush
Me: No
Intro: YES
Nice 69 likes
Nah i heard it from 6nitch9ine
dylken 569 I don't have a crush either so it's not weird
Truee
Are you sure its 69
Me to
Guy: Your too gorgeous to be single
Girl: *your too ugly to be flirting with me*
Thats so savage😂😂😂
Wow yes everyone’s laughing
Thats... not funny...
damn you got the whole squod laughing 😐 .
#somethingiwouldsay
That isn’t funny, it’s unnecessary
"What are you doing?"
"laying in bed"
"Mmm... Just laying in bed?
Nothing else..? "
"im eating cereal"
"Haha nice"
"What would you do if I was in bed with you? "
"eat my cereal"
"Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there"
"then id get out of bed and go get cereal"
SAME!
Except it would be ice cream
@@mrfrogkingg yo same
Cockblocker supreme 2000
"have you ever had a crush?"
*on fictional characters*
Hate to break it to you but, actually nevermind your fine
I KNEW IM BI WHEN I SEE A HOT ANIME GUY EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@cancerwoman7669 lol i simp on alot of male characters one is bertoldt from aot-
@@allisproduction2716 LEVI I SIMP
@@cancerwoman7669 my friend is also a levi simp
*I've never had a crush*
_all of my 17 years of living_
I-
Lucky
I like how ur pfp actually kinda fits with what u said😂
Same
Are you possibly aromantic??!
@@SweetTikTokLife same but i am 14
Nobody:
Someone: *I like the part of your face that had skin on it*
'HAD'? Hold up.
Nevena Jovanović uhhh 💀
@@somerandom8419
Ah don't worry must be a minor injury.. right?
Mirza Hamza Baig Yeah totally
Um.
*Uncomfy*
0:26 They got us on the first half ngl
0:28 They got us on the second half ngl
0:30 THEY GOT US ON THE THIRD HALF NGL
11:41 THEY GOT US ON THE THOUSAND AND HUNDRED FORTY ONETH HALF NGL
És português ?
3:44 the guy should’ve just continiued with «you’re a-cute angel»😂 that would’ve been epic😂
or he could have said "obese"
"Have you ever had a crush?"
Me: "No."
"Do you have a phone?"
Me: "Yes."
heres to the asexuals and the aromantics
Yeesss
Same
Ye
Here’s a comment of what someone texted me
Them: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Me: nope but i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell
Fumble Breeze Lmaoooo 💀
Resteraiton 100
Oh, then looking like a dropped lasagna is part of your genetics then
I'mma use that
Omg!!😂😂😂 I had to lol when I read this
Totally relate tho
“Then I’d get out of bed and get cereal” who gives a shit bout them, he’s just hungry
i think its a her
Uhhh... It's a She...
@Rift Reaper homophobe
@Rift Reaper cap
@Rift Reaper the first reply you said on this comment
I sent 6:19 to my crush while he was in the same room as me. We made eye contact as he read it and is now currently suffocating from laughter.
Update: I got friendzoned, he likes someone else :[
Wtf xD
@Merwin D'Souza that's actually extremely beneficial to know because my crush and I find the dumbest stuff funny together and our humor is what makes him one of my best friends, so thank you!
@Merwin D'Souza I've been planning on giving him my discord so we can talk outside of school and my friend told me we'd look cute together and he doesn't even know I like him lol dhfhwkjdhfjd
This was such a wholesome thread ☺️
WOT THE FLIP IS FRICKIN wrong WITH U lmaOOOOOOOO
3:43 he could redeem himself by saying
“definitely acute”
3:58 bruh I straight up admire Shane 😂 dude is straight to the point, no fear, no playin’ games
i almost cried when fainted just said "horny" into the mic. fainted, i'm scared.
5:15 its 2 am he’s definitely asking for hw
Fainted: says the joke at the end to make sure we know what it means after we got the joke at the start
Our intellectual power: are you challenging me
r45ry
I swear the drink called Naked was only invented to help people roast others.
Everyone: "Sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard"
Me: "If you don't like me back, I don't give a $h!t."
Funnybunny (A UA-camr): "Sorry, my DEAD cat ran across my keyboard."
“Do you have a crush”
Me: yES
“Do you have a phone”
Me: YeS
Me: realising I can’t text Levi, Armin, Erwin or Eren* dAMn iT
LEVII ACKERMAN MY HUSBAND💕🥺
lmao yea
YESSS
Levi my hubby :(
ify
„Have you ever had a crush?“
*aromantics left the chat*
4:50 why tf does he want her number if they’re already texting
idkaybe its like tinder or sum shit
It looks like an app or sumn
it’s not the normal messaging app for them.
Woooooaaaahhhhhhhhh
Normally getting a number proves progress, and it’s on an app
Funny story of what happened between me and my crush:
Recently, I liked a girl and she was really cute. We had a project together so I scored her phone number and I was going to say goodnight and I love you to my girl best friend but ended up texting my crush instead.
She said, “Aww goodnight I love you too 🥺” I’m like.. shi-
And u woke up.
I would die....
I love the “you want to trade?” “What Pokémon?” That is perfect
5:28 eat your cereal
Yes
@@ericjustiz3826 so lonely
Yes
3:42 must be "a cute" angle
I smell *s i m p*
You're acute boy who's too obtuse to see that I'm right for him 👉😎👉
@@nerdy_evy really?
@@mr.c662 yes. Always.
@@nerdy_evy hmm ok
The one where it's like "wait did you just flirt with me??" "I have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing" is to much like me. I can barely tell when someone is being sarcastic 😅 I have to ask
“I LOVE YOU”
**Bleaches out eyes**
😂😂 I love when he said mission failed at this part 3:58
I DIED WHEN HE SAID ‘I do be lookin like dis doe’ AHKDOEMDKFOLSNDOD 0:45
3:42 best response:
Ur definitely acute one 😉
No, obtuse
French Bulldog No, reflex
A straight angle, preferably-
( for our non gays )
"The right. The right one for me" xD
Stolen
1:17 the funniest thing about this is that it is actually possible 😂
1:02 this made me laugh.. that "No." how you read it at the end😂😂😂
3:37 they can fix this by saying “you are acutie 😘”
*Restoration 100*
“You are an angle”
Me would totally do this”:
“Yea I know”
-sends pic of herself in the shape of an angle-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why do it doe this to myself :> ;-;
Dang I love his voice😂
same
it’s like corpse but british
Him: You're too gorgeous to be single
Her: You too ugly to be flirting with me
Yes
Here's one
Dude : you don't know how much I burst in to love when I see you
Gurl: you don't know how much I burst into hunger when I see chips
“sorry my cat ran across the keyboard”
Meanwhile the phone:
*HOW?!?!*
"do u like me!" 'ni but I never asked if I love u' "do u love me!?" 'no' 😂🥰😅😂😅😂😅😂
9:00
Look, at this point, another ten won't hurt.
Tuff
Fainted: ten years of bad luck
Me with 14 years:rookie numbers
Imagine liking other people
imagine not liking other people
imagine dragon
imagine dragon these nuts across your face
@@randomcommenter2306 damn bro that's mad funny, i'm literally wheezing rn
@@randomcommenter2306 yeah man you really got the whole squad laughing
POV:
You want
Snacks
But
Your mom says
No
Percy Jackson: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME
his dad: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE
*me understanding all of the ways my conversations can go wrong*
9:10 it's not pronounced "guy roh"... c'mon Fainted
Yes most people dont know its pronounced yee-ro
It's a "ji-ro"
G-ro
0:32 They had us in the first half.
Id cry if there wasn’t cereal in my bed.
the cereal one got me laughing
I said to my crush "If you tell me who you like i'll tell u who i like" then, he said "i like your"...."your dog" :`)
That hurts. I should ask him like that too lol
My crush: *always thinks I have a crush on him
Me: *puts a baka GIF
Him: "love ya 😉
Me: *nosebleed GIF
HE ALWAYS FLIRTS ME!!!!!!!
@Tatiana Hailie Fastgoten lucky you ;-;
2:32
Perfect restoration, “I could be your snack.”
Flower Crown Gaming 🤠🤠🤠
"I like the part of your face that has skin on it"
Nice one, smooth as sand paper.
Shortest love story
Me-Hi
My crush-Hi bro
The last message my crush sent me was "thanks for the spelling bee words, I can study them now".
We lost the spelling bee. Please don't remind me of my utter failure to impress her.
F
F
F
F
My most hilarious Crush Text
Me: Umm I'm running out of topic..
Crush: Ok?..
Me: Umm Is there any cockroaches in your house?
Crush: You want some?
Me: Sure LOL
Crush: Wait, I'll find some
* Conversation ends *
It worked.. Umm kinda..?
3:18, rip Todoroki :
nu .
HHH LMAO
me with no phone: you think you outsmarted me but I OUTSMRTED YOUR OUTSMRTING
Me - **messages my crush**
Him- reply in 1 seconds
Me- isn't it the best power to have?
X= your number
...
AREN'T THEY TEXTING?!?!!!
Phone number
I told him I liked him and he said “Well, sh*t, I really hate you.”
o . o
That’s sad :(
That’s why I’ve never admitted my feelings to my crush. I’d like to but I’m shyyyyy :(
That's sad
6:38 , I am concerned, that sounds kinda like how I think the dubbed version of Hisoka Morow’s moans would sound in that one iconic episode of HxH, ngl.
Thats plankton from spongebob-
ooOoo0ooo0oo0 g0oOon
After that first one I instantly subscribed and so far I don’t regret it
Just the fact when he reads the texts and then he says something that makes us all laugh
yo the dude with the angle thing could've pulled a little bit of a save. "You're a bit of a-cutie to me" cheesy as shit but still.
6:10 ok dude I don’t thinks she’s interested 😂
I couldn’t tell
Sup
Sup
Sup
Sup
"what did she make"
"me"
DO WE CAN EAT YOU?! XD
Yes whit some ketchup
1:00 the way he said "are you OK broa. You disgust me"
Lmao I finally asked my crush out and he said yes, now we sit around online saying star wars jokes back and forth
5:15 its like in chess they thought 10 messages ahead and they knew they were about to flirt
3:16 Did they just lisp over text?
yeth
thur did
wat
That's so good...I'm gonna use some of this for my stories
The one that really cracked me up was the one below the belt like he was literally below the belt like lmfaoooo🤣🤣
Me: *breaths*
Girl: ArE YoU fLiRtInG wItH mE?
3:44,
Not gonna lie, they should’ve said “acute”.
Dude I've been watching since as long as I can remember huge inspiration to my channel wish you the best in the future
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS ALREADY LIKED AND SUBBED 💗
If someone says that you'll have 5yrs of bad luck or something like that then it is for that person," broooo; i have not seen this videos yet."
Les be honest. Slot of us where not prepared for the first one 😂
A lot*
I've used that cat on the keyboard thing a few times.
My texts entirely
7:47 who tf (; does that
Its backwards AahahaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG
...
;)
Still to this day I don’t understand why they do that like It’s ;)
"RESTORATION 100" Really got me
"Am I cut obtuse or right?"
What I would say: "Acute one"
we not gonna talk about his name being “kevhin” like is that his real name?
Don’t tell but..
Someone has liked me before and he was like: “Following my crush for 24 hours” I thought he was a stalker so I ignored him
Someone has liked me and said: do you have a crush?
I said no and she went ";-;"
i feel victimized haha... my crush never texts me back :(
I dont even have my crushes number
5:21 - 5:41 I'm dying 😂💀😂
my crush: Ew, a rat
Me: 0:12
What’s that game that your playing with the jumping and stuff?
3:26 Me: M'aam, are you sure you don't have ADHD??
@Merwin D'Souza I also have ADHD so I could "relate" a bit
@Merwin D'Souza Ye `,}
I’ve never been this early!
you: talking bout text
Me: WaT gAmE aRe YoU pLaYiNg SiR
"You had us in the first half" not gonna lie