Stupid Human Tricks 9/25/2012, The Late Show w/David Letterman

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  • @4seeableTV
    @4seeableTV 2 роки тому +13

    That was cool of Mark to put the whole segment online and not just his section.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  2 роки тому +9

      It's nice to see the segment in its entirety.

  • @tomsnapper9733
    @tomsnapper9733 3 роки тому +7

    Fun fact: there was an episode where frank vogel was doing a trick, he is now a nba champion coach with the lakers

  • @Brian-uy2tj
    @Brian-uy2tj Рік тому +10

    The dog balloon through the face was pretty funny, icky, but funny!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Рік тому

      What was icky was when that chic let her 🦆 duck eat cottage cheese outta her mouth.😳

    • @Brian-uy2tj
      @Brian-uy2tj Рік тому

      @@Maya_Pinion Hard to believe considering this video didn't have anything like that. You must've been binging and are thinking of some other video.

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Рік тому +1

    Jonathan Burns was on Fool Me with Penn & Teller in 2017. He did a great card trick and he was HILARIOUS!!!

    • @psarj
      @psarj 6 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/QkX0p-LqcAg/v-deo.htmlsi=QaCa6E5FS6vb2EYW

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 3 роки тому +3

    "So you're disgruntled."
    Pretty good description for all of us at work.

  • @lynnkesh254
    @lynnkesh254 4 роки тому +6

    Letterman to the yo-yo n match guy ''That's what the Amish do instead of television'😂😂😂😂

  • @sseltrek1a2b
    @sseltrek1a2b 5 років тому +15

    Jonathan Burns did a hilarious magic act on, "Penn and Teller's: Fool Us"...

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 років тому +3

      Yeah, wasn't that great? He asked me to make a new prop for him after that appearance. I can't wait to see it in action!

    • @sseltrek1a2b
      @sseltrek1a2b 5 років тому +2

      @@MarkHayward so funny, and the script for it was so well thought out...

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 років тому +2

      @@sseltrek1a2b Jonathan is brilliant.

    • @captainscentsible1811
      @captainscentsible1811 3 роки тому

      He looked familiar,

  • @shannono8397
    @shannono8397 Рік тому +2

    love when 1st guest said for audience to slow down their clapping, lol

  • @mikeroullier6875
    @mikeroullier6875 Рік тому +1

    If your upset with me,...email me!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @gtamediaproductions1
    @gtamediaproductions1 Рік тому +1

    This is what I looked forward to watching this show. Love this segment!

  • @SHENDOH
    @SHENDOH 2 роки тому +4

    I've always wanted to be on STUPID HUMAN TRICKS I've been practicing my whole life!!!!

    • @drew_peabawls13
      @drew_peabawls13 Рік тому

      Hmm lemme guess...you drag your knuckles when you walk? Are you Shaquille O'Neal?

    • @SHENDOH
      @SHENDOH Рік тому

      @@drew_peabawls13 hmmm let me guess. You're in love with coq? Are you Bruce Jenner?

  • @straingedays
    @straingedays 4 місяці тому

    Old Fact: Michelangelo was known to use a small wax model submerged in water as a sculpting guide for David. As water was released it revealed the model bit by bit from head to toe, then carved what he saw onto the final masterpiece. Genius!!

  • @csnide6702
    @csnide6702 Рік тому +1

    The hula hoop pullups are actually quite a skill.....
    but hey --- lighting matches with a yo-yo ..... that's good.... !
    the balloon was just gross

  • @robcotnam47
    @robcotnam47 Рік тому +2

    "Johnathan Burns"... aptly named!

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 Рік тому +2

    I want to be on this so bad. I can dance while balancing things on my head. Perfect!

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Рік тому

      Well, too late, since Dave is no longer on Late Show.

  • @dondoyle8474
    @dondoyle8474 3 роки тому +5

    They aren’t watching. That’s what made Dave one of the greatest at quick whit 🤣🤣👍

  • @richardscratcher5700
    @richardscratcher5700 5 років тому +3

    You can see Jonathan Burns (3.50 check shirt) when he
    appeared
    on Penn and Teller's "Fool Us" .See his hilarious magic/comedy act at
    ua-cam.com/video/QkX0p-LqcAg/v-deo.html

  • @wingerfan1
    @wingerfan1 Рік тому +1

    How the hell does one decide that they’re going to make a balloon animal through someone’s nose? Lol.

  • @sciencedavedunning3415
    @sciencedavedunning3415 Рік тому

    I'm looking for the stupid pet trick when the bull terrier hung by his teeth with the hula hoop going round and round. That dog never got tired

  • @brannanburdette2558
    @brannanburdette2558 5 років тому +5

    Letterman has had receding hairline for 30 plus years and still ain’t bald?

    • @oobaka1967
      @oobaka1967 5 років тому

      A friend has an advancing hairline and I'm not even joking.

  • @grimdrum2396
    @grimdrum2396 3 роки тому +2

    The Amish survive without any outside necessity. We all should be so efficient.

  • @patharris3197
    @patharris3197 Рік тому +1

    ive seen that guy on penn and teller fool us!

  • @mikeroullier6875
    @mikeroullier6875 Рік тому +1

    Love Dave!!! Incredibly funny!!

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 Рік тому +1

    That third one was sick!

  • @majorskepticism7836
    @majorskepticism7836 Рік тому

    Balloon dog - I think we have a winner.

  • @Brucelee-pv6uf
    @Brucelee-pv6uf 6 місяців тому

    ‏‪4:25‬‏ you look really professional wow❤
    ‏‪5:22‬‏ very smart answer 😂

  • @erichowry9356
    @erichowry9356 День тому

    I am from Lancaster, Pa and yes we are all that dumb in Lancaster!

  • @briant6669
    @briant6669 6 місяців тому

    4:00 thats the cheese magician from penn and teller fool us.

  • @artonline01
    @artonline01 2 роки тому +1

    That looks like a Magician that was on Fool Us

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  2 роки тому +2

      It is. His name is Jonathan Burns, and he's awesome.

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 День тому

    ''The Amazing Johnathan'' in an early onstage skit.

  • @shahw2469
    @shahw2469 3 роки тому +1

    The good ole days of comedy, letterman leno conan

  • @anne-droid7739
    @anne-droid7739 5 років тому +2

    This made a bad day happy--the first time around, and now again. Thank you, Sweetie!

    • @fett4life250
      @fett4life250 3 роки тому

      Anne-droid... that's a supercool handle. GODAMMIT I MISS DAVE !!!!!

  • @coolchrisrm
    @coolchrisrm 4 роки тому +1

    amazing thank you

  • @ineedanewname9595944
    @ineedanewname9595944 4 роки тому +1

    My friend Ray has to see this. He would do "the chain trick" back in the day!!!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  4 роки тому +1

      I don't know "the chain trick". There is a trick called Magic Rings where you weave the string over your fingers, and then they "magically" get free. Is that what you're talking about?

    • @ineedanewname9595944
      @ineedanewname9595944 4 роки тому

      Putting a chain thru his nose and pulling it out of his mouth. Gross.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  4 роки тому

      Ah yes, that one. It doesn't hurt as much if you do it with something smooth like a balloon. Super gross. I love it.

    • @FreakyFirestorm
      @FreakyFirestorm 4 роки тому

      @@MarkHayward i thought he was talking about a yo-yo trick too when I read this but then he was talking about the nose dude lol.

  • @keithrozeski8463
    @keithrozeski8463 5 років тому +3

    3:48. I think the guy on the left was just on America's Got Talent this year.

  • @kevinbasden9896
    @kevinbasden9896 2 роки тому

    So disgruntled means unhappy. If I'm gruntled am I happy?

  • @pphedup
    @pphedup 3 роки тому

    Hula just lost bunches of students.

  • @captainscentsible1811
    @captainscentsible1811 3 роки тому

    Is this the reason Guinness World records is so saturated with odd records haa

  • @parrangathe1492
    @parrangathe1492 5 років тому +2

    Nice one

  • @grimdrum2396
    @grimdrum2396 Рік тому +1

    Hi Mark, I would love to see the wooden machines that you make. My father was a master wood carver and I am fascinated with wood sculptures!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Рік тому +1

      Awesome! I have some of them on the playlist below, and I have several that I have video of but haven't posted yet. I'll try to get on that ASAP
      ua-cam.com/play/PLweomkkjgGqMMlIlvQCoTCLzDE0Zr68jX.html

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 Рік тому

      @Mark Hayward Nice work! Looking forward to seeing more!!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Рік тому

      @@grimdrum2396 The Whisker Whirler at the end of the playlist is the second to last thing I made, and probably the best story. I'll try to get footage of my new one, Whisker Wings, up soon

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 Рік тому

      @Mark Hayward I'm curious of how you came up with the idea of the Whisker whirler?

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 Рік тому

      I love all of your "machines"

  • @ContentWizard
    @ContentWizard Рік тому +1

    Both the most impressive and grossest trick was the one at the end. (Almost enjoyable… :-)

  • @Marco-lv8co
    @Marco-lv8co 2 роки тому

    I am not shaking, to late, they tried the trick, ten times before they game in.

  • @678friedbed
    @678friedbed 4 роки тому

    it's the cheese across guy with all the chimes.

  • @Brucelee-pv6uf
    @Brucelee-pv6uf 6 місяців тому

    ‏‪3:25‬‏ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @martinstrength8532
    @martinstrength8532 5 років тому +1

    Jonathan "Burns" from Pennsylvania.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 років тому

      Yup. No need for quotes, that's his real last name. www.flexiblecomedy.com/

  • @rcarmisin3465
    @rcarmisin3465 3 роки тому

    What a walk down memory land, now back to TikTok.

  • @sealteamryx6758
    @sealteamryx6758 5 років тому +5

    It's the cheese wiz!

  • @brokeeper2007
    @brokeeper2007 Рік тому +1

    It made me gag to just watch it.

  • @roostersideburns3440
    @roostersideburns3440 5 років тому +3

    did he call that guy dumb?

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 років тому

      Yup. Letterman is hilarious!

    • @golbez3794
      @golbez3794 5 років тому

      You should see him when he had Richard Simmons on...

  • @hailsagan8886
    @hailsagan8886 5 місяців тому

    Dave was a good host

  • @danceswithcarsdc
    @danceswithcarsdc 4 роки тому +1

    Freak show in talent form

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 2 роки тому

    love dave miss him

  • @caseyinmi1315
    @caseyinmi1315 3 роки тому

    I hung out with some Ohio Amish . . . They were awesome and fun holy smokes they drank beers,and smokes cigarettes . . .

  • @J.Carstens
    @J.Carstens 5 років тому

    Do you have the rest of this episode? It should have an interview with heart surgeon Leonard Girardi which I can't find anywhere on the internet.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 років тому

      I will look. I'm pretty sure I don't though.

    • @J.Carstens
      @J.Carstens 5 років тому +1

      @@MarkHayward Thanks so much for checking. Loved the performance by the way!

  • @caseyb1316
    @caseyb1316 Рік тому

    Johnathan Burns has been around for a while

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому

      10 years after this he was on Penn & Teller doing comedy/magic. He was awesome.

  • @louielouiepks
    @louielouiepks 5 років тому +1

    That was hot

  • @Moto-me
    @Moto-me 2 дні тому

    too bad the modern shows arent this interesting.

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab Рік тому

    06:24

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Рік тому +1

      It was so hard to maintain my focus and not crack up at that moment! 😆

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab Рік тому

      Can imagine friend.🙂
      You both did great!
      Would love to know how you all have been doing since.
      Wishes and prayers that life has been kind to you.🤍💙
      .
      Much appreciate your large heartedness in uploading the whole segment, including the acts from others.
      Goes to show.. who you are as an individual.
      .
      Greetings from an (at times) equally wacky person.. in India.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  Рік тому +1

      @@sailaab Things are going well. I'm continuing to do my show and make a living, I can't complain.

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab Рік тому

      🤍💙👌🏽🙂👍🏼

  • @watchgoose
    @watchgoose 3 роки тому

    no need to be rude about the Amish.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 Рік тому

    You must get a lot of girls from this act.

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 5 років тому +2

    Yes hotties!!! What else??!!?? I have got to get me that dream job.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 років тому +1

      It's true... we are living the dream.