Imagine working in a 7-11, hearing a commotion outside, looking at the CRT Cams and it’s just like 1,000 orcs vs 3 middle aged men with medieval weapons
“So i work at 7-11 right, pretty boring job, im on my phone pretty much the whole time. But then one Saturday morning i hear some noise outside.” “Im used to hearing teenagers drunkenly brawling about who gets the girl they like or some shit like that, happens all the time. So you can imagine my surprise when I open up the security cams, and see a full fledged medieval fucking warzone.” “Im talking a dude with a bow and arrow, some 30 year old dad with a longsword, and some little guy with a great axe, all fighting 300 or so huge men covered head to toe in green paint and steel armour.” “I call the police like any good employee would. They say they’re gonna be there in 15 minutes. 3 minutes go by and a news helicopter shows up and starts broadcasting the fiasco. I don’t know if they wanted a good view or something because they were like 4 feet from crashing into the pavement.” “15 minutes go by, police still aren’t here, most of the green guys are actually fucking dead, and im scared for my life.” “30 minutes, no popo. There are 70 or so green guys left who start running away. The 3 medieval motherfuckers in the middle start cheering or some shit. Then they come bursting through the 7-11 doors, im shitting myself, and get this. They order a couple bags of Doritos, and like 9 bottles of soft drink and leave.” “Craziest day of my fucking life”
@@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 Holy crap you got me in stitches this is perfect. Just picturing this as Jerma describing his wacky dream he had last night to chat. Different timeline from the LotR game streams.
I love Mr. Green, period. The idea of a short, sweaty little goblin of a man vomiting and having heart palpitations while winning insane hands at Blackjack, while his assistant struggles to keep him alive is too freaking funny.
@@cloudzack1090 I worked for Home Depot for literally two days, before I quit. The management was sketchy as hell and they had me operating heavy equipment, assisting forklifts, working the table saw & running the entire lumber section by myself, etc. I didn't even have an ounce of training, like not even the obligatory "hey take our online company quiz" thing, nah, they fast-tracked me to the workfloor as soon as a I walked in. Nearly broke my foot on the second day because me and a random cashier were told to prepare a lumber shipment for a customer. My coworker fumbled a heavy set of planks and some smashed my boot, turning a couple toes black with a gnarly bruise. I walked to the managers office and told him I was leaving and wasn't coming back.
Imagine dressing up in your best cosplay, going over to the nearest home depot and just fucking jumping into the huge pile of larping cosplayers in the parking lot
I saw Jerma at a petshop a few months ago, I think he was buying some toys for Otto. It was weird seeing him in real life, he had black outlines around him like a cartoon character, I didn't think anything of it at the time. I knew from his streams that he was bit weird and neurotic so I approached him really slowly and said something like "hi your jerma right?".. He turned and stared at me for what felt like 10 seconds straight and he suddenly burst out.. "LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT MEE!!" several times while posing and pointing his fingers in the air. I didn't know what what to say so I just smiled without saying anything and then he grabbed whatever he was buying and literally ran out of the store without paying..
PSYCHO cartoon streamer and accomplice steal 3 TONS of dog food at pet shop. the owner says that they were distracted by some weird short guy before realizing their entire supply of dog food had been stolen.
@@samuelcorbett8167 Both are good from memory imo, i actually liked TT more as a kid because the combat was more punchy and ROTK felt really floaty. Jerma is relying on like the Tirangle triangle and circle circle triangle combo and doing nothing else and expecting to win lel
Usually jerma is very receptive to chat's investment into the game hes playing, so much so that sometimes he'll let us know that he has 2-3 backup games that he would switch to if chat was bored or got mad. But for some reason, he did not let this one go. He has switched gears because of tilt before, but here he went full gamer anger jermaSun tilt mode and kept trucking on
@@twentylush probably had a game they liked watching jerma play get dropped because of chat. For me it was kenshi. Some of my absolute favorite jerma streams, and itll never be returned to, even though jerma liked it, because it doesnt have mass appeal. I respect that jerma listens to his audience, but sometimes he should just play games because he enjoys it and not be so easily swayed
The best part is the ally Ai being so inactive, while the enemy AI is super aggressive, showing that they could have made the ally AI helpful, but chose not to do so. Scratch that, the best part is that when you finally clear the level the troll falls on the barricade and breaks it anyways in this losing battle.
You too? My platoon was surrounded on all sides by VC and I thought we were done for, but when we thought all hope was lost, there was a distant sound “look at me! LOOK AT ME!” And there he was gloriously flying through the sky with enough napalm to wipe out each and every one of those commie bastards! And to this day I don’t thank god or country for getting me out of that hell hole, when I go to bed at night I thank that deity of a man, The true hero none of us deserved!
I have a distinct memory of waking up to this vod late at night because of jerma's incessant screaming and my extreme anger that he would not shut the fuck up. it took me a good 10 minutes to realize what was going on and turning off the stream
Twitch viewers be like "I love this streamer so I'll play their stream in the background to sleep to" but then wish the streamer would shut up when they're trying to entertain everyone.
You know, i thought maybe the 2ndJerma editors had forgotten about the LOTR streams, and I was happy. But now, I don’t think I have the strength to go on.
The battle of the home depot, where hordes of trick or treaters coming from the party city nearby saw two people fighting over a new lawnmower and decided to run into the fray. What started at 2 people has now become 300, and somewhere along the way one of them left to run to a comic shop and buy a bunch of weapons cause the ones included in the party city ones were complete shit and broke after one swing. When he returned he just started chucking medieval style weapons into the center of the conflict... 2 hours later one side evidently won and was promptly taken to jail for inciting a riot and killing or seriously wounding the majority of the other side. About 200 people ended up in the hospital and 50 died shortly afterwards. On their deathbed, Jeremy "jerma" Albertson was quoted yelling "WHERES LEGOLASS!" while foaming at the mouth. Never forget the great War of home depot on October 31st, 2021
5:14 the first time i saw this clip was the most amount of pain from laughter I’ve ever felt, the commentary is so perfect it goes beyond art. The amount of attacks happening at once to the sound of “at the 7/11” is just too much to bare. This goes beyond comedy.
I still crack up randomly thinking about "The Battle of Home Depot" all the time and then I have to try to explain this slow-burn of a joke to anyone around me.
Thank you Lord some guy working on the game thought having the camera for helms deep look like a cctv recording would be a good idea, because it gave us this glorious masterpiece
I beat this game when I was a kid. The secret is going back and replaying a few levels to gain all the level-ups. Once you have the basic X X X X speedy combo its easy.
Oh my god seeing this game has triggered such a hardcore deep memory I forgot I had. I was at some karate camp for a week when I was 10 and they had this in the corner and I played it all the time.
Oh my god seeing this game has triggered such a hardcore deep memory I forgot I had. I was at some karate camp for a week when I was 10 and they had this in the corner and I played it all the time.
I saw this title and was instantly stoked. I wanted to see some epic battle taking place in the middle of a Home Depot...and then I clicked it and realized the name was just a nonsensical pun on Helm's Deep, and that I would in fact be getting no Home Depot warfare. I am now sad.
It's so weird that I know of at least two streamers that have some hidden "I used to do a grandpa voice on youtube back in the day" backstory. One is Jerma and the other is Bucklington. It's such a very strange thing to be good at.
Now the Jerma community needs to come together at a random Home Depot irl and start fighting eachother with medieval weaponry in the parking lot so it appears in Jerma's news feed and he can lose his shit over the situation.
Jerma coasted through most of the game with two combos and then didnt realize you needed more for this segment. Halft the combos have super armor and if you learn them you can fucking slice through enemies forever
Dude, I played this game on Gamecube back in the day. It was so difficult for a stupid child like myself. the return of the king game was awesome though when you played co-op
The premise of a bunch of suburban dads getting into an absolute 150-man mosh pit brawl in the parking lot outside Home Depot will never not make me cry from laughing too hard
Imagine working in a 7-11, hearing a commotion outside, looking at the CRT Cams and it’s just like 1,000 orcs vs 3 middle aged men with medieval weapons
And the 3 Middle aged men are WINNING.
“So i work at 7-11 right, pretty boring job, im on my phone pretty much the whole time. But then one Saturday morning i hear some noise outside.”
“Im used to hearing teenagers drunkenly brawling about who gets the girl they like or some shit like that, happens all the time. So you can imagine my surprise when I open up the security cams, and see a full fledged medieval fucking warzone.”
“Im talking a dude with a bow and arrow, some 30 year old dad with a longsword, and some little guy with a great axe, all fighting 300 or so huge men covered head to toe in green paint and steel armour.”
“I call the police like any good employee would. They say they’re gonna be there in 15 minutes. 3 minutes go by and a news helicopter shows up and starts broadcasting the fiasco. I don’t know if they wanted a good view or something because they were like 4 feet from crashing into the pavement.”
“15 minutes go by, police still aren’t here, most of the green guys are actually fucking dead, and im scared for my life.”
“30 minutes, no popo. There are 70 or so green guys left who start running away. The 3 medieval motherfuckers in the middle start cheering or some shit. Then they come bursting through the 7-11 doors, im shitting myself, and get this. They order a couple bags of Doritos, and like 9 bottles of soft drink and leave.”
“Craziest day of my fucking life”
+2
@@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 Holy crap you got me in stitches this is perfect. Just picturing this as Jerma describing his wacky dream he had last night to chat. Different timeline from the LotR game streams.
Go to a Los Angeles 7/11 around 2 in the morning and you don't have to imagine
Speech incomprehensible: "I just pogged my pants"
did he just ZERK OFF ON STREAM???
Jerma: "I just pogged my pants!"
Jerma2: *X-Rays other Jerma*
Run out of gamer liquid
Timestamp?
"A fight started at McDonalds after a group of people realized meat was back on the menu"
Just a, normal day in Baltimore
Underrated comment
My father died in the Battle of Home Depot.
I can't believe this Zucked up stream would laugh at it.
I'm sorry for your loss, what side was he on?
@@hugocanuto6981 Isengard
@@hugocanuto6981 Hardware
I love how he spent several hours trying to defend 1 wall and it gets destroyed anyway
shitted myself when i watched this 45 minute video and it just gets destroyed wtf
God I love the crazy art style of the Mr. Green artist
i think his name is slab mangrave
edit: yes it is
I love Mr. Green, period. The idea of a short, sweaty little goblin of a man vomiting and having heart palpitations while winning insane hands at Blackjack, while his assistant struggles to keep him alive is too freaking funny.
agreed!
Slab is a top tier artist
Looks like something out of a Spawn comic.
The battle of home Depot was a truly horrifying sight, no wonder it was banned in 36 countries
Imagine working for home depot
@@cloudzack1090 OH GOD NO
@@cloudzack1090 I worked for Home Depot for literally two days, before I quit. The management was sketchy as hell and they had me operating heavy equipment, assisting forklifts, working the table saw & running the entire lumber section by myself, etc. I didn't even have an ounce of training, like not even the obligatory "hey take our online company quiz" thing, nah, they fast-tracked me to the workfloor as soon as a I walked in.
Nearly broke my foot on the second day because me and a random cashier were told to prepare a lumber shipment for a customer. My coworker fumbled a heavy set of planks and some smashed my boot, turning a couple toes black with a gnarly bruise. I walked to the managers office and told him I was leaving and wasn't coming back.
i don’t think any jerma viewers think, “wow! i’m really loving this gameplay!” no, you just are here to listen to jerma say random shit for 10 hours
Imagine dressing up in your best cosplay, going over to the nearest home depot and just fucking jumping into the huge pile of larping cosplayers in the parking lot
Remove the RP aspect
"only two more missions"
5 hours later:
I saw Jerma at a petshop a few months ago, I think he was buying some toys for Otto. It was weird seeing him in real life, he had black outlines around him like a cartoon character, I didn't think anything of it at the time. I knew from his streams that he was bit weird and neurotic so I approached him really slowly and said something like "hi your jerma right?".. He turned and stared at me for what felt like 10 seconds straight and he suddenly burst out.. "LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT MEE!!" several times while posing and pointing his fingers in the air. I didn't know what what to say so I just smiled without saying anything and then he grabbed whatever he was buying and literally ran out of the store without paying..
PSYCHO cartoon streamer and accomplice steal 3 TONS of dog food at pet shop. the owner says that they were distracted by some weird short guy before realizing their entire supply of dog food had been stolen.
typical jerma
He pogged his pants c’mon just give him a break
This is a real story, check out the powerwash stream for Jerma's side of the story, he sounds even more insane than the comment does.
Seems like we found the REAL psycho.
Did Jerma ever realise that he was thinking of the Return of the King game and was actually playing the wrong game the whole time?
W h a t?
WOW
@@samuelcorbett8167 Both are good from memory imo, i actually liked TT more as a kid because the combat was more punchy and ROTK felt really floaty.
Jerma is relying on like the Tirangle triangle and circle circle triangle combo and doing nothing else and expecting to win lel
@@samuelcorbett8167 So is Two Towers. Jerma's just bad at it lol
45:13
Also he later played RotK here: ua-cam.com/video/rBQK6dkthr0/v-deo.html
“Roger, this is fucked up”
i lost it
One of the last meltdown streams Jerma ever did. Truly the end of an era.
Also Slab Mangrave knocking out of the park with the thumbnail yet again.
The way you said that made me think something happened to him
@@defcon4215 jerma died when the battle for home depot spilled into the local bass pro pyramid. He was found impaled on the tip of the pyramid
truly hope jerma gets better, not only for his wellbeing but so we can see just one more 10 hour meltdown stream
@@irm9519 jump king is as close as we got
I'd like to refer all of you guys to nicktoons MLB
Usually jerma is very receptive to chat's investment into the game hes playing, so much so that sometimes he'll let us know that he has 2-3 backup games that he would switch to if chat was bored or got mad.
But for some reason, he did not let this one go. He has switched gears because of tilt before, but here he went full gamer anger jermaSun tilt mode and kept trucking on
His chat are a bunch of zoomers they made him stop playing Viewtiful Joe
Don’t you remember this is “one of the greatest games of all time”
@@cannonfodder4000 never forget
damn why are all of you so angry
@@twentylush probably had a game they liked watching jerma play get dropped because of chat. For me it was kenshi. Some of my absolute favorite jerma streams, and itll never be returned to, even though jerma liked it, because it doesnt have mass appeal. I respect that jerma listens to his audience, but sometimes he should just play games because he enjoys it and not be so easily swayed
Only jerma would hype up a game and end up playing the wrong game
I don’t feel like Aragorn right now I feel like I am in the dryer
That line made me laugh so much; It's so funny
i want a candle that smells like home depot that I can consume
@Brokkr you have a point, the smell fills me with hope for my future
@Brokkr you may be on to something there
It's just a granola bar made with sawdust
@@purpleYamask yea but also on fire
Why are you eating candles
As a Home Depot associate this is a fairly average work shift
The best part is the ally Ai being so inactive, while the enemy AI is super aggressive, showing that they could have made the ally AI helpful, but chose not to do so.
Scratch that, the best part is that when you finally clear the level the troll falls on the barricade and breaks it anyways in this losing battle.
Jerma you saved my life back in Vietnam, just wanted to say thank you
You too? My platoon was surrounded on all sides by VC and I thought we were done for, but when we thought all hope was lost, there was a distant sound “look at me! LOOK AT ME!” And there he was gloriously flying through the sky with enough napalm to wipe out each and every one of those commie bastards! And to this day I don’t thank god or country for getting me out of that hell hole, when I go to bed at night I thank that deity of a man, The true hero none of us deserved!
Must be a crazy experience to play a game based on a movie you were in, his performance as Gimli was excellent
Man I can’t wait for jerma’s next big stream
He organises a 500 man brawl in the Home Depot parking lot in Arkansas.
Most are named Bill.
A stream to rival the dollhouse stream
I have a distinct memory of waking up to this vod late at night because of jerma's incessant screaming and my extreme anger that he would not shut the fuck up. it took me a good 10 minutes to realize what was going on and turning off the stream
I have done this with multiple jerm streams, how can one silly little man be so relaxing and INFURIATING at the same time
Twitch viewers be like "I love this streamer so I'll play their stream in the background to sleep to" but then wish the streamer would shut up when they're trying to entertain everyone.
You know, i thought maybe the 2ndJerma editors had forgotten about the LOTR streams, and I was happy. But now, I don’t think I have the strength to go on.
It’s been done for months now, just been having problems with content ID stuff with this stream
@@vinnysuperg123 ah i see, so these highlights are doomed to haunt this channel’s uploads for eternity. love your work on these videos btw
@@imBailout cutting videos hard :(
The battle of the home depot, where hordes of trick or treaters coming from the party city nearby saw two people fighting over a new lawnmower and decided to run into the fray. What started at 2 people has now become 300, and somewhere along the way one of them left to run to a comic shop and buy a bunch of weapons cause the ones included in the party city ones were complete shit and broke after one swing. When he returned he just started chucking medieval style weapons into the center of the conflict... 2 hours later one side evidently won and was promptly taken to jail for inciting a riot and killing or seriously wounding the majority of the other side. About 200 people ended up in the hospital and 50 died shortly afterwards. On their deathbed, Jeremy "jerma" Albertson was quoted yelling "WHERES LEGOLASS!" while foaming at the mouth. Never forget the great War of home depot on October 31st, 2021
8 minutes into video: "We're on the last level of the game"
46 minute video
O H N O
"The Battle of Home Depot and the Liberal Media: An Oral History" by Dennis Prager
"Giving Jerma a platform was the greatest mistake in the history of humanity"
@@SimplyStitches the one time Dental Planger was based
5:14 the first time i saw this clip was the most amount of pain from laughter I’ve ever felt, the commentary is so perfect it goes beyond art. The amount of attacks happening at once to the sound of “at the 7/11” is just too much to bare. This goes beyond comedy.
I still crack up randomly thinking about "The Battle of Home Depot" all the time and then I have to try to explain this slow-burn of a joke to anyone around me.
I love how the Ring/Gollum theme starts playing as soon as Jerma's on camera.
42:39 ahahaha
Watching Jerma do the final levels was like watching someone fight the final boss in a fighting game using only the X, X, X combo.
Knowing this now I'm enjoying this footage even more
Thank you Lord some guy working on the game thought having the camera for helms deep look like a cctv recording would be a good idea, because it gave us this glorious masterpiece
i love that completing it meant the barricades smashed anyway.
Me - trying to eat my lunch
Jerma - "I just pogged my pants"
I love how you have to defend certain parts of helms deep only to lose them and have to retreat anyways
How does someone acquire a channel 5 news “chopter”
“Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
never stop getting mangrave to do these thumbnails, they rule
They’re perfect for his meltdown streams
The Battle of Home Depot gets funnier the more I think about it.
-defends helms deep for 5 straight days
-snaps the disc in half immediately after completion
You know it's good when this guy does the thumbnail
I have never seen a lord of the rings movie before in my life so I have no idea what is going on
I tried watching the whole trilogy but i fell asleep when they got to the shady inn or something i dont remember
@@scrithen2836 Weak lol
home depot on an average friday, 3 employees defending off 1 trillion ogres and trolls
My favorite part is that Home Depot has absolutely no relation to anything happening whatsoever
The smell of a Home depot combined with the light isle is almost Holy in nature.
Actually surviving Helm's Deep would be easier than this.
Where is 2ndOtto? Is he safe? Is he alright?
I've seen this footage like 5 times now lol
And it’s great every time
I've seen footage
4:17 The most flawless DarkSydePhil impression I've ever heard.
I beat this game when I was a kid. The secret is going back and replaying a few levels to gain all the level-ups. Once you have the basic X X X X speedy combo its easy.
U r genus
"This is the final level guys" *looks down to see that there's still 40 minutes left in the video* Oh yeah this is gonna be a good jerma video.
Slab Mangrave always kills with the thumbnails, they're perfect for Jerma's fucked up little streams
31:29 good mind melting moment
"Kill! Kill!"
i need to see, like, a worthikids animation of the Battle of Home Depot
That's be amazing (love the pfp btw)
Jerma gets hired as a temp in a Home Depot for Black Friday and has to fend off rabid customers.
Oh my god seeing this game has triggered such a hardcore deep memory I forgot I had. I was at some karate camp for a week when I was 10 and they had this in the corner and I played it all the time.
Oh my god seeing this game has triggered such a hardcore deep memory I forgot I had. I was at some karate camp for a week when I was 10 and they had this in the corner and I played it all the time.
when my favorite jermajoke of all time gets reincarnated, you know a weekend has been perfect.
I saw this title and was instantly stoked. I wanted to see some epic battle taking place in the middle of a Home Depot...and then I clicked it and realized the name was just a nonsensical pun on Helm's Deep, and that I would in fact be getting no Home Depot warfare.
I am now sad.
Oh man! This is a classic stream
It's so weird that I know of at least two streamers that have some hidden "I used to do a grandpa voice on youtube back in the day" backstory. One is Jerma and the other is Bucklington. It's such a very strange thing to be good at.
the grandpa bit made me feel like everything was ok, even if just for a few moments
You can tell that shit is gonna go down when he's exhausted by the 2:30 mark in a 46 minute video
I love this thumbnail artist
This was probably one of my favorite streams ever, not even joking it was just too good, and I'm glad I happened to watch it live. Good stuff
Now the Jerma community needs to come together at a random Home Depot irl and start fighting eachother with medieval weaponry in the parking lot so it appears in Jerma's news feed and he can lose his shit over the situation.
The Wii music accompanied by the sounds of battlefield chaos had me dying
If I was an orc, I probably would keep loading and firing the catapult repeatedly while a single guy wailed on it with a sword for half an hour.
Employees fighting against the people in Black Friday
HOLD THE LIIIIIINE!
The first fifteen minutes of this video felt like 5 hours
Jerma has full breakdown, 25 minutes left
him ranting about vitamins reminded me to also take my vitamins, thanks Jerma
This is the average Home Depot experience
The Black Friday News Reporter is my new favourite Jerma character.
Jerma coasted through most of the game with two combos and then didnt realize you needed more for this segment. Halft the combos have super armor and if you learn them you can fucking slice through enemies forever
I love the sketchy art for the thumbnail, thanks for listing the artist
31:38 Jerma is briefly possessed by Doug Walker
Jerm Depot
“You can’t fight this many people”
-blows them all up
Dude, I played this game on Gamecube back in the day. It was so difficult for a stupid child like myself. the return of the king game was awesome though when you played co-op
The part when mii channel theme were playing on the background while jerma slowly losing his mind really killing me
One of the best streams of all time
It's really fun watching the full Vods and then coming to 2ndJerma to watch the edits
I just pogged my pants
5 mins later: oh my god the ground is wet Im not telling you what
Yes, my favorite LOTR movie: Fellowship of the Fucking Home Depot Battle
Epic jerma, very cool thanks
One of my favorite streams
As an associate in Home Depot, this is what its like in the plumbing aisles ngl
It's a 46 minute long gif
7-11 Fight from 1995 colorized and formatted into a gif
I've been looking forward to this
This was hilarious thanks so much I died laughing at it all.
watching this live was one of my favorite Jerma moments
This was almost just as good as The Battle of the Based Department
My favorite game of all time finally getting some play time from my favorite youtuber!
i have been looking forward to this.
McMahon Is Hit With The Chicken- Vince McMahon Is Down! Oh, This Isn't What He Expected Visiting Wal-Mart!
24:23 seeing that over and over again kills me everytime
these streams must have been fucking unreal to watch live i could only imagine
Damn been waiting for this one
The premise of a bunch of suburban dads getting into an absolute 150-man mosh pit brawl in the parking lot outside Home Depot will never not make me cry from laughing too hard