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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2019
  • Soft boys are taking over the planet. Give me a pair of old skool vans, cuffed dickies, and a smiths album, I'll be able to change your life girl, but as long as we agree to no commitment, but you can't have sex with other people.
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  • @nicknorthwest5028
    @nicknorthwest5028 4 роки тому +8534

    “My girlfriend has slept with more girls than I have” type of guy

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 4 роки тому +2493

    He can’t even commit to his vans, his feet aren’t all the way in.

  • @MrFreeman626
    @MrFreeman626 3 роки тому +3786

    I know a guy 100% like this down to every detail and mannerism, stuff's scary

    • @jv1990
      @jv1990 3 роки тому +26

      I don't, but then again I live around a bunch of yee yee boys lol

    • @greenc1088
      @greenc1088 3 роки тому +7

      Why scary? you're being judgemental.

    • @Erik-zd2oi
      @Erik-zd2oi 3 роки тому +62

      @@greenc1088 are you perhaps a soft boy?

    • @unknovnowl
      @unknovnowl 3 роки тому

      me Xd

    • @greenc1088
      @greenc1088 3 роки тому +1

      @@Erik-zd2oi no, you are the soft man if you find this scary, I know some guys are like this

  • @joedbernal5745
    @joedbernal5745 4 роки тому +2681

    "don't say the popular ones"
    "do u listen to arctic monkeys?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 роки тому +94

      Have you ever heard of the Pixies... they're underground

    • @davidchambers7015
      @davidchambers7015 3 роки тому +4

      Pixies not that underground

    • @joedbernal5745
      @joedbernal5745 3 роки тому +84

      @@davidchambers7015 It's was meant to be a joke. Mocking the people who keep on saying that the Pixies are underground.

    • @davidchambers7015
      @davidchambers7015 3 роки тому +5

      Sorry hahaha

    • @kresant1507
      @kresant1507 3 роки тому +1

      David Chambers watch the video

  • @maiconm.4331
    @maiconm.4331 4 роки тому +5087

    Never seen someone struggle so much to smoke a cigarrete lmao

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 роки тому +37

      Lol i was too braindead i didn't notice the struggle

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 роки тому +28

      Dude will fucken choke to death, I’m scared

    • @gearsofhalo2869
      @gearsofhalo2869 4 роки тому +3

      Lol honestly guys putting it on

    • @TheSerwow
      @TheSerwow 4 роки тому +11

      should have watch me smoke one at 2018 jan 1 on molly comedown, literally felt like i was smoking it for 2 hours

    • @blvcklvnd618
      @blvcklvnd618 4 роки тому +9

      Wow menthols, so quirky

  • @AggressiveGold
    @AggressiveGold 4 роки тому +4722

    They also can ugly ollie on a skateboard, like coffe, have “homemade” style tattoos, glorify depression and know 3 guitar chords

    • @arxg1934
      @arxg1934 4 роки тому +89

      Ugly Ollie so true hahaha

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 4 роки тому +51

      that's me:-(( but without the glorifying of mental illnesses hah

    • @raylolopez9594
      @raylolopez9594 4 роки тому +44

      Fuck... Thats me...unironic

    • @arxg1934
      @arxg1934 4 роки тому +1

      Raylo López lol

    • @ave.martina
      @ave.martina 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, this should be a mini-series.

  • @nicklarocco4178
    @nicklarocco4178 3 роки тому +900

    The type of guy who says my ex was crazy, but is dating her again a week later.

    • @ngocminhnguyen5809
      @ngocminhnguyen5809 3 роки тому +1

      Weak

    • @marcag9810
      @marcag9810 3 роки тому +4

      That's me, it's fucking embarrassing

    • @gothbat676
      @gothbat676 2 роки тому +2

      And at the same time he’ll turn down a different, nice kind caring girl who’s interested in him in favor of getting back with his crazy ex.

    • @einbenutzenderbenutzer
      @einbenutzenderbenutzer 2 роки тому

      Sometimes shit works tho

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 4 місяці тому

      ​@@marcag9810Hey, I hope you're doing okay dude.

  • @notyourmom697
    @notyourmom697 3 роки тому +1128

    "I listen to Joji and Tyler the Creator starter pack"

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 5 років тому +18212

    I’m so glad this is in my recommended

  • @sthor1689
    @sthor1689 5 років тому +5788

    6th grade girlfriends are so sus for real

    • @jeffbruh6784
      @jeffbruh6784 4 роки тому +84

      FR I HAD THE BITCHIEST 6TH GRADE GF THEN THE NEXT YEAR SHE GOT WITH LIKE ALL MY HOMIES BRUH

    • @1rxmi
      @1rxmi 4 роки тому +88

      @@jeffbruh6784 too bad mine cheated on me with her fucking cousin

    • @user-to8ov8ej8b
      @user-to8ov8ej8b 4 роки тому +114

      @@1rxmi that's some Alabama shit right there

    • @unickhan4408
      @unickhan4408 4 роки тому +3

      Sthor except for I never had one

    • @lilmk7537
      @lilmk7537 4 роки тому +2

      Αριων Βαβλιακης only Alabama things

  • @bunkerhoneymoon2208
    @bunkerhoneymoon2208 4 роки тому +580

    "did you know tame impala is actually just one guy"

    • @skd7782
      @skd7782 3 роки тому +1

      bRuh

    • @soundbarrier10
      @soundbarrier10 3 роки тому

      😭😭

    • @javigd96
      @javigd96 3 роки тому +6

      @@skd7782 wait is it?

    • @EmilSosnin
      @EmilSosnin 3 роки тому +7

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DYING FROM HOW RELATABLE THIS FUCKING SHIT IS

    • @thalesgprime
      @thalesgprime 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha shit I've said this before
      Wasn't relating to the vid until now, thanks

  • @LITTLENOTE
    @LITTLENOTE 4 роки тому +3879

    I love the video, but I hate how it kinda describes me

    • @Slayer2000
      @Slayer2000 4 роки тому +488

      If it describes you, you should learn to work on yourself...

    • @peyton9653
      @peyton9653 4 роки тому +30

      Bruh

    • @aybriel
      @aybriel 3 роки тому +57

      Lowkey same, Im hurt 💀

    • @benfrank8649
      @benfrank8649 3 роки тому +15

      I’m the same no cap

    • @josephgalvan8380
      @josephgalvan8380 3 роки тому +120

      No one thinks ur quirky bro fuck off

  • @buzzedup8299
    @buzzedup8299 4 роки тому +7963

    The type of guys to feel like they on heroin when you give them pot

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 роки тому +243

      "I skated for a summer"
      I'm pretty sure I've said that, word for word.

    • @rileycranston
      @rileycranston 4 роки тому +106

      Accurate. Hurtful. But accurate.

    • @no0bbbb
      @no0bbbb 4 роки тому +80

      Lmaoo not even gonna front sometimes that shit be feeling like some heavy shit

    • @WAZOOMA
      @WAZOOMA 4 роки тому +25

      is that cos they freak out cos they're like self conscious or like cos they cant handle it?

    • @jonathanlavis7447
      @jonathanlavis7447 4 роки тому +5

      Arthur Atlas or maybe they burn more than u

  • @madloop2456
    @madloop2456 4 роки тому +3285

    Arctic monkeys, Smiths, Mac Demarco, Tame Impala, Pixies right in the feels

  • @vedashepherd755
    @vedashepherd755 4 роки тому +74

    "i dont wanna date you bc im scared ill never stop dating you." sent meeeee

  • @jerryth3h4tflipperkool56
    @jerryth3h4tflipperkool56 3 роки тому +239

    “Females are sus” he was ahead of the times

    • @peakofanxiety2
      @peakofanxiety2 3 роки тому +3

      AMOGUS

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 2 роки тому +1

      AMOGUS

    • @user-cv3dr4kt7j
      @user-cv3dr4kt7j 2 роки тому +2

      This was 2 years ago.. before the game even existed 😳

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +5

      @@user-cv3dr4kt7j The slang term "sus" has existed since the 90s

  • @MrGothicruler666
    @MrGothicruler666 4 роки тому +1338

    This video cornered me at a party and talked at me for two hours

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 роки тому +4

      This video dm me after trying to leave it on read.

    • @barnaclescum7011
      @barnaclescum7011 2 роки тому +3

      The fact you used “talked at” instead of “talked to” makes it 300x better

  • @wiwimacher4856
    @wiwimacher4856 4 роки тому +2276

    the last persona i choose for myself to hide my social anxiety has been made fun of right now.

    • @MessiAndA3
      @MessiAndA3 3 роки тому +47

      Nice camouflage.

    • @jaxon429
      @jaxon429 3 роки тому +3

      Same here

    • @boppe2235
      @boppe2235 3 роки тому +26

      just be unapologetically yourself

    • @rurtrd6286
      @rurtrd6286 3 роки тому +46

      @@boppe2235 what the fuck is "yourself" tho, still have no idea.

    • @doesntmatter4477
      @doesntmatter4477 3 роки тому +23

      @@rurtrd6286 just do what u naturally enjoy and feel drawn to, be yourself in that ur not living or behaving for others approval.

  • @YouSmellOfFancyTuna
    @YouSmellOfFancyTuna 3 роки тому +372

    Oof the amount of people in the comments saying "this is basically me" 😂 yall that aint good

    • @rarecringe2446
      @rarecringe2446 3 роки тому +9

      makes me wonder who you are ”😂”

    • @JackRabbit1612
      @JackRabbit1612 3 роки тому +48

      the point of the video is just to poke fun at real people 🙄 it’s not an actual criticism for liking any of these things. It’s fine to wear vans and like the smiths it’s just a joke

    • @metaldude21
      @metaldude21 3 роки тому +9

      Soft boys in the comments here.

    • @JackRabbit1612
      @JackRabbit1612 3 роки тому +14

      @@metaldude21 liking heavy metal isn't cooler than liking the smiths but ok metaldude, project all you'd like

    • @drewhamp4626
      @drewhamp4626 3 роки тому +2

      we know its not good just being fkn honest tho🤦‍♂️

  • @zxck28
    @zxck28 3 роки тому +67

    “I’ll judge u for whatever Tame Impala song u say”
    “Honestly RIP Lil Peep”
    So accurate 😂

  • @brahm4499
    @brahm4499 4 роки тому +1125

    “Honestly I’m torn between Wes Anderson and Scott Pilgrim for my hero”

    • @martinrussi6096
      @martinrussi6096 4 роки тому +33

      Brahm Briggs i feel attacked pls stop it hurts

    • @user-jh7jf4xi2s
      @user-jh7jf4xi2s 4 роки тому +11

      I feel deeply attacked

    • @ishkadon-ell4927
      @ishkadon-ell4927 4 роки тому +5

      Stop I'm crying not Scott pilgrim he's my one true love

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 роки тому +35

      "I just really want a Ramona Flowers in my life honestly, not a manic pixie girl, but just someone who is real you know and has these tastes for life that most modern girls just dont have"

    • @atomisedman6235
      @atomisedman6235 4 роки тому +7

      @@duckmeat4674 I can hear the fucking guitar intro

  • @bdog68572
    @bdog68572 5 років тому +1732

    No commitment

    • @mareksadovsky7289
      @mareksadovsky7289 4 роки тому

      Brayden Stevenson what does he mean by that?

    • @andrew8658
      @andrew8658 4 роки тому +4

      @@mareksadovsky7289 he doesnt want a relationship

    • @Itsnotanymore-ku7dz
      @Itsnotanymore-ku7dz 4 роки тому +1

      Brayden Stevenson I GAVE YOU 666 LIKES !

    • @yungdrab
      @yungdrab 4 роки тому +1

      Unless is mac de marco

    • @bdog68572
      @bdog68572 4 роки тому

      Nocturnal Delirium thank you for your gold kind stranger

  • @Sognafar
    @Sognafar 3 роки тому +1035

    So soft bois took the worst parts of my generations Emos and Hipsters and did this? Wild man, just wild

  • @denchikk2858
    @denchikk2858 3 роки тому +20

    “Dude I like philosophy”
    “You know nothing really matters?”

  • @gablor
    @gablor 4 роки тому +1026

    I see these guys at the skatepark all the time just smoking weed and never riding their boards

    • @Sinkm2n
      @Sinkm2n 4 роки тому +8

      Same. I miss the skatepark

    • @damdimdom657
      @damdimdom657 4 роки тому +19

      For me that isn't the case, it's more of just children sliding down the ramps. It's very annoying.

    • @yungdrab
      @yungdrab 4 роки тому +2

      Cuz then they will eat shit xD

    • @vladvalo
      @vladvalo 4 роки тому +7

      Damn your skatepark is fuckin lame dog 😂 full of posers

    • @drdoofenstock5559
      @drdoofenstock5559 4 роки тому

      biskyridness what happened lol I go there every week

  • @admiralasher
    @admiralasher 4 роки тому +5980

    I've never seen such a painful, targeted attack on my person before, great video

    • @bumpyride69
      @bumpyride69 4 роки тому +62

      Stfu

    • @chrisnemat
      @chrisnemat 4 роки тому +138

      skoo8 if this is you you’re a fucking nut

    • @connorweaver2067
      @connorweaver2067 4 роки тому +185

      Same here man, it was like every negative aspect of me (Also some bands I like) manifested as a grotesque caricature

    • @Marzoxix
      @Marzoxix 4 роки тому +40

      @@connorweaver2067 boohooo

    • @emmanuelabreu1986
      @emmanuelabreu1986 4 роки тому +51

      Me too
      Never have I ever been so precisely offended

  • @tuckyrchristopher2627
    @tuckyrchristopher2627 3 роки тому +46

    Ryan “Wears DARE shirt”
    Also Ryan “ **smoking**”

  • @mango_juice4610
    @mango_juice4610 3 роки тому +49

    When u think ur a "soft boy" but ur actually just depressed

  • @krakn3764
    @krakn3764 4 роки тому +1400

    “Have you ever read Catcher in the Rye” best line

    • @Dirtgut
      @Dirtgut 4 роки тому +4

      Loled so damn hard at this line

    • @niferax19
      @niferax19 4 роки тому +1

      what its about?

    • @krakn3764
      @krakn3764 4 роки тому +15

      niferax moody naive teen

    • @Adamsnadler214
      @Adamsnadler214 4 роки тому +74

      I fucking hated the book, it’s just some kid bitching and by the time you’re done you want to kill John Lennon

    • @ricthoven
      @ricthoven 4 роки тому +22

      @@niferax19 a bunch of phonies

  • @ShinGidora
    @ShinGidora 4 роки тому +3073

    This made me do a lot of self reflection and I don’t enjoy it

  • @josephtreadway6388
    @josephtreadway6388 4 роки тому +53

    These are funnier when they don’t feel so PERSONAL damn

  • @slaven3228
    @slaven3228 4 роки тому +16

    Deleted my playlist, quit smoking, got normal clothes, found decent job...ffs no wonder she left me...thank you man for this video

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 4 роки тому +1828

    "R.I.P Lil Peep bro." Is such an underrated line

    • @aaalex56
      @aaalex56 4 роки тому +42

      That’s facts tho

    • @ghaith2005
      @ghaith2005 4 роки тому +39

      That burnt me way more than it should of lol

    • @blakeolsen2782
      @blakeolsen2782 4 роки тому +103

      Peeps the goat tho

    • @mmizer2074
      @mmizer2074 4 роки тому +52

      @@aaalex56 lil peep is the best

    • @zizu7015
      @zizu7015 4 роки тому +13

      MMI ZER actually he is average

  • @hskg
    @hskg 4 роки тому +4184

    this guy pays $20 for a gram of weed for sure.

    • @amroeloks8745
      @amroeloks8745 4 роки тому +42

      H G of some dank, it’s possible -> pr moonrocks

    • @GiantPaPa4KA
      @GiantPaPa4KA 4 роки тому +39

      How much does 1g cost where you live?

    • @hskg
      @hskg 4 роки тому +51

      Вася Пупкин $10 in canada legal or illegal

    • @kipkipful
      @kipkipful 4 роки тому +50

      3-5 dollars in argentina

    • @ivannfabie7440
      @ivannfabie7440 4 роки тому +24

      3 dollars here in philliphines

  • @skywarthur
    @skywarthur 3 роки тому +23

    Shit, I'm such a soft boy. Thanks for the reminder Ryan. I'll have to think about it while smoking, reading Nietzsche, listening to the smiths, and hating all of my exes.

  • @tsuma2619
    @tsuma2619 4 роки тому +284

    I don’t like how much I relate to this guy

  • @julianfehling6984
    @julianfehling6984 4 роки тому +497

    "mac demarco is literally a god"
    pure gold that line

    • @surfthestreets86
      @surfthestreets86 4 роки тому +3

      I was into his music for like a year. He seems like a cool person though.

    • @bleh22
      @bleh22 4 роки тому +4

      Mac DeMarco IS a god though

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 роки тому +4

      He nailed every artist: Pixies, Tame Impala, Lil Peep, The Smiths, Arctic Monkeys

    • @WWFAttitudeEraFreak
      @WWFAttitudeEraFreak Рік тому

      Who tf is that?

  • @hendsonpassagi2721
    @hendsonpassagi2721 4 роки тому +280

    “have u ever read philosophy?”
    HAHAHAHAH

  • @Errupt
    @Errupt 3 роки тому +6

    “Females are sus” oh my god he predicted amoongus

  • @connormccord3130
    @connormccord3130 3 роки тому +11

    The not being able to light a cigarette and the purely uncomfortable face he has while hitting a cigarette is on point 😂😂😂

  • @denachtconducteur7070
    @denachtconducteur7070 4 роки тому +533

    Really gotta get my act together. This video opened my eyes

  • @andreaburton7836
    @andreaburton7836 4 роки тому +374

    One time a guy like this was hitting on me at a party by showing me all the stick and poke tattoos he’d given himself on his arms, one of which was just a bunch of tally marks for all the times he’d done psychedelics

    • @cohngo
      @cohngo 4 роки тому +35

      Hope ya kicked him in the balls tho

    • @JL-lf7rf
      @JL-lf7rf 4 роки тому +7

      strawberry blonde legendary

    • @jimmybrunson2553
      @jimmybrunson2553 4 роки тому +22

      king

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 роки тому +3

      So he got an embroidery needle and stick poke himself every time he came across some srooms?

    • @n1ppzmagee
      @n1ppzmagee 3 роки тому +1

      Well are you guys married yet? What happened we need the deets

  • @SICKTHESKELETON
    @SICKTHESKELETON 3 роки тому +20

    “i skated for like a summer” 😂

  • @anna__345
    @anna__345 3 роки тому +1

    i’ve been so busy all day and i’ve been waiting to watch this all day

  • @theroach2693
    @theroach2693 4 роки тому +93

    This was too ahead of its time. 5 years from now this is going to be a legend.

  • @nolonwabolupondo8993
    @nolonwabolupondo8993 4 роки тому +141

    “She’s in a new relationship but I know it’s to make me jealous”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Entertainment-qj9de
    @Entertainment-qj9de 3 роки тому

    About to hit 400k!! Love it bro

  • @shyann3584
    @shyann3584 3 роки тому +17

    I come back to this video once a month to humble myself

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +4

      As long as it's a bit like who you are without you using it as a way to get in women's pants, don't worry too much about it

    • @swiftt3590
      @swiftt3590 3 роки тому +4

      @@dogchaser520 this was the comment I didn't know I needed. Thank you dogchaser520 ily for that

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +2

      @@swiftt3590 Love you too friend. Nothing wrong with ya. Good luck

    • @swiftt3590
      @swiftt3590 3 роки тому +3

      @@dogchaser520

  • @JakeLProductions
    @JakeLProductions 4 роки тому +1091

    Too many dudes look like this and too many chicks be falling for these fools

    • @matthewensign9683
      @matthewensign9683 4 роки тому +65

      No they don't. They probably use them for a bit due to their gullibility, but that's about all.

    • @Andrew20pp
      @Andrew20pp 4 роки тому +65

      @@matthewensign9683 they do all the boring parts of a relationship with the soft boys and finesse the shit out of them while fucking the Chad's on the side.

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 4 роки тому +357

      Nobody in this thread has ever been with a girl IRL and it shows

    • @luvmywohdes1464
      @luvmywohdes1464 4 роки тому +113

      @@Andrew20pp "fucking chad" ohhh you're that kind of person, Sorry to hear..

    • @kehlanakareem9319
      @kehlanakareem9319 4 роки тому +10

      Sickest-NoSCOPEZandWEED-420 the whole chad thing is a whole joke but I do see a lot of couples like this tbh

  • @cherrybombcoffee
    @cherrybombcoffee 4 роки тому +165

    You ever hear of the soft boys? They're really underground

  • @yvngarmz5984
    @yvngarmz5984 3 роки тому

    I need another one of these man i keep coming back.

  • @user-zz7wh5ls7j
    @user-zz7wh5ls7j 3 роки тому +7

    “You know the pixies?”🤣🤣🤣 this hit too close

  • @janecurley4164
    @janecurley4164 4 роки тому +131

    I'm ashamed that I have probably said every line in this, I'm not even a boy

  • @arinedgar7965
    @arinedgar7965 5 років тому +200

    Every moment of this is perfect

  • @MrReigato
    @MrReigato Рік тому +1

    Dude, I've seen this video probably dozens of times. Never gets old. Is the world simply unchanging or am I just trapped in 2019?

  • @giangarciamusic
    @giangarciamusic 3 роки тому +6

    You roasted me in ways I didn't even know roastable.

  • @itsgudstuf6485
    @itsgudstuf6485 4 роки тому +196

    *Shifts Uncomfortably in My Seat Due To How True This Is*

  • @saddad2955
    @saddad2955 4 роки тому +191

    This is art. This is also me and I feel targeted.

    • @yadayada5186
      @yadayada5186 4 роки тому

      This art Its called Bold and Brash

    • @saddad2955
      @saddad2955 4 роки тому

      @@yadayada5186 more like belongs in the trash

  • @964jasper
    @964jasper 4 роки тому +4

    this was genuinely the longest 3 minutes of my life.. i dont even know how to put it into words

  • @timhnic6823
    @timhnic6823 4 роки тому +24

    This is too real. We all went to school with or were that edgy kid like this

  • @i-playdead
    @i-playdead 4 роки тому +570

    Is this how everyone sees me? Oh god....

  • @ladislavbitala1928
    @ladislavbitala1928 4 роки тому +407

    At first I was like "hahahahahahahha what a dummy", but then I was like: "Wait..... this is me".

    • @yuibkys3522
      @yuibkys3522 3 роки тому +16

      @daicco omg so cringe bro thats so cringe

    • @ryder0366
      @ryder0366 3 роки тому +4

      @daicco you the Shakespeare of writing or something?

    • @ryder0366
      @ryder0366 3 роки тому +2

      @your humor is shit cant deny that logic chief.Your right...

    • @MrZebzy
      @MrZebzy 3 роки тому +2

      @your humor is shit damn imagine giving a shit about how people type

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 3 роки тому +2

      That’s embarrassing.

  • @electrayakamozi9386
    @electrayakamozi9386 3 роки тому +2

    You literally described my ex, and pretty much most of the boys in my high school, or the ones I grew up with. Became so used in those types that now in uni everyone seemed basic in the beginning, haha

  • @theitaIianstallion
    @theitaIianstallion 3 роки тому +1

    So crazy how this guy can capture the essence and nuances of growing up with people like this.

  • @HabitualBran
    @HabitualBran 4 роки тому +101

    i was wondering how close this would hit to home. immediately regretted it when he said something about the pixies. god i love that band

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому

      Yeah, but have you heard Built to Spill? Uh, "the first few albums" ...

  • @scarletm9091
    @scarletm9091 4 роки тому +368

    why is this all the guys ive ever dated
    like every line made me choke because it's insanely accurate
    ily ryan

    • @upperclassnoobs
      @upperclassnoobs 4 роки тому +75

      Why u got shit taste in men?

    • @suchethhegde8637
      @suchethhegde8637 4 роки тому +80

      You're just sus

    • @mongoose621
      @mongoose621 4 роки тому +41

      Trying to figure out who's worse, you or them?

    • @mmmmmmm3246
      @mmmmmmm3246 4 роки тому +23

      You high key like them and you’re gonna continue to date them cause you can’t control your feelings

    • @72vince27
      @72vince27 4 роки тому +11

      You actually look like you date lames.
      Sorry to hear that hun

  • @rajgill7576
    @rajgill7576 3 роки тому +1

    There was soo much holding ciggy smoke in this one haha my lungs go out to ya bro

  • @mj134100
    @mj134100 3 роки тому +5

    "I'm light headed" anyone who's experienced a nicotine high knows exactly how he feels😂 I'm convinced it wasn't a part of the skit, he just doesn't smoke😭

  • @captainguts2053
    @captainguts2053 4 роки тому +14

    'I just want a love story like the great gatsby' me too, especially the part where Gatsby dies

  • @tm-jz5ge
    @tm-jz5ge 5 років тому +72

    the shoelace belt damn omg u nailed it

  • @amirdawson770
    @amirdawson770 4 роки тому +16

    Ryan: my ex was crazy
    Ex: wanna met my parents

  • @manuelrodriguez774
    @manuelrodriguez774 3 роки тому +3

    Man how TF is this so on point

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 4 роки тому +98

    The fact that we all have this exact friend is both fascinating and really goddamn infuriating

  • @Grestka
    @Grestka 4 роки тому +69

    *butts cigarette*
    "Umm..."
    This is too real, people who talk for no reason, just repeating things they read online lmfaooo

    • @MetroplexBias
      @MetroplexBias 4 роки тому +1

      GnatKnight that’s not a thing everyone does? Lmaoo

  • @CrestOfArtorias
    @CrestOfArtorias 3 роки тому +2

    Damn son, I do remember my share of bois I meet on my road like that. Met one of them almost 15 years later, still doing the same thing. Telling me how "commitment" was so scary and nothing really matters. Meanwhile I am married for 15 years , have a house and stable job.
    Being scared is fine, everybody is scared. Letting that prevent you from doing what matters aint fine.
    Literally anything that matters requires commitment and time, its like nobody ever taught em that.

  • @opperred5804
    @opperred5804 3 роки тому +6

    This felt like the longest 3 and a half minutes of my life

  • @huntersmith7442
    @huntersmith7442 5 років тому +383

    The pixies ok

    • @abri7606
      @abri7606 4 роки тому

      Lmao 😂

    • @MlackBetal
      @MlackBetal 4 роки тому +18

      I think a Song of them was used in this underground Movie „fight Club“

    • @kaiserchillhelm4457
      @kaiserchillhelm4457 4 роки тому +18

      @@MlackBetal" its a pretty twisted plot, you probably wouldn't get it. There are many deep hidden messages about our society"

    • @Nachotina
      @Nachotina 4 роки тому +1

      @@MlackBetal You will never catch the message of Fight Club

    • @aviongamer6892
      @aviongamer6892 4 роки тому +1

      Where is my mind

  • @hosatus2433
    @hosatus2433 4 роки тому +306

    Wow this is literally a guy in my class

  • @user-gx4iz7vz6l
    @user-gx4iz7vz6l 2 роки тому +3

    "...because I'm scared I'll never stop dating you" THAT'S ME

  • @valdeezy8675
    @valdeezy8675 3 роки тому +2

    the shoe lace as a belt is sooo accurate

  • @K-Brew
    @K-Brew 4 роки тому +26

    Damn bro i really felt it when you said your 6th grade gf broke your heart. Stay strong

  • @nolonwabolupondo8993
    @nolonwabolupondo8993 4 роки тому +21

    “I’ve never felt this way about a girl”🤣

  • @vio2326
    @vio2326 4 роки тому +32

    -I listen to the pixies, joji, mac, artic monkeys
    -I think I found the love of my life but she doesn't love me
    -My ex is crazy
    -I love Mac Demarco
    -I only wear Vans
    -I always wear hats
    -I have no commitment
    -I skate
    -I smoke Camel
    -My dad left for real

    • @BowdowntoAnnaConda
      @BowdowntoAnnaConda 3 роки тому +4

      plz re-evaluate

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 3 роки тому +2

      1. If she doesn't love u then she's not the love of your life, just move on bro
      2. Pls develop commitment by committing to small things in life (like "today I will complete this assignment", etc.) so u will be ready when you meet the actual love of your life and also so you will do better at other things

  • @cowZarific
    @cowZarific 3 роки тому +1

    "Have you ever read Catcher in the Rye?" hahahaha had me dying. 😅

  • @aarty4635
    @aarty4635 4 роки тому +23

    This hit on a personal level

  • @enjoysuon
    @enjoysuon 4 роки тому +16

    the "i wonder what my ex is up to" hit me lmao

  • @mehranxvx122
    @mehranxvx122 4 роки тому

    ur videos are awesome :D

  • @vincekisiel3733
    @vincekisiel3733 3 роки тому +1

    man was saying girls are sus 2 years ago. Legend

  • @sebe5135
    @sebe5135 5 років тому +25

    i love every single second of this

  • @christiancook7176
    @christiancook7176 4 роки тому +34

    I feel personally attacked...like my crazy ex

  • @ericainwndrlnd
    @ericainwndrlnd Рік тому

    I fucking can’t with the coughing after he takes a drag 😂 also Catcher in the Rye is such a good book lol

  • @CraterCat1
    @CraterCat1 3 роки тому +2

    “My girlfriend was sus” it’s everywhere i go I hate it

  • @kc0tlh
    @kc0tlh 4 роки тому +13

    How the hell did you make this video so accurately, that there’s hundreds of people in the comments who feel it represents them, but at the same time can’t even be mad at it?
    You must be some kind of a genius or something

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +435

    Genius

  • @henryjohnson6809
    @henryjohnson6809 4 роки тому +10

    This literally got in my recommended after I watched some Mac DeMarco concert clips

  • @JoeTheBlacksmi14
    @JoeTheBlacksmi14 4 роки тому

    I know people like this too. I swear all these videos by you guys are scarily accurate.

  • @randomgladospotatogaming4724
    @randomgladospotatogaming4724 4 роки тому +39

    soft men in da hard city

  • @SpasticElectric
    @SpasticElectric 4 роки тому +93

    Oh my god am i a soft boy?

    • @sloppop4317
      @sloppop4317 4 роки тому +3

      No ur a poser

    • @SpasticElectric
      @SpasticElectric 4 роки тому +1

      @@sloppop4317 yes! that means i'm a hard boi

    • @sloppop4317
      @sloppop4317 4 роки тому +3

      @@SpasticElectric no that means u steal skate culture

    • @SpasticElectric
      @SpasticElectric 4 роки тому

      @@sloppop4317 yes! that means i'm a steal-y boi

    • @dariolance7637
      @dariolance7637 4 роки тому

      If you have to ask, you probably are one.

  • @kearalevett
    @kearalevett 4 роки тому +1

    This is scarily accurate

  • @breezy4285
    @breezy4285 4 роки тому +1

    the description is funny af too