@@ghost_of_7th_st.I am not trying to be rude I just want to say something. 1kth upsets me so deeply because I had to stare at it for a second to see what you meant. I am not trying to be hurtful thank you for reading my TED Talk.
@@dreadedworld8864 baiting them on their personal beliefs so you could play the moral high ground because they may not subscribe to that way of thought? Resulting in the endless virtual pats on the back form strangers you wouldn’t have seen if you didn’t do that, and will never see them again?
i like to take the labels off my bottles? im not into labels. thats it. im not am exobitionist. im too shy to be nude after getting out the shower. i cover up in the bathroom alone.
@@kanjikun7953 cuz i hate labels. both the increasingly complicated sexual orientational label LGBTQIAAP and the labels on bottles. did you know theres a difference between asexual and aromantics? asexuals can have relationships its just not physically intimate. (which can be further complicated by the aforementioned lgbt) asexual gay, asexual lesbian, asexual hetero, asexual bi, etc. just like who you like without all these crazy labels. yet LABELS are kinda necessary. i recently learned of a little thing called MENA which separates black from north africans. since north africans are ethnically more similar to middle easterns than sun saharan africans. so yeah, for census counting and governement programs labels are necessary. i mean there wouldnt be legalized non hetero marriage, but after that. STOP MAKING THINGS OVERLY COMPLICATED. geez i hate labels: they help identify differences but also reinforce the seperaration due to those differences
I mean, really, polyamorous is having one or more Coke bottles you like to drink from and/or one or more Pepsi bottles. And continue that for every other brand cause polyamory ain't binary. And then you might drink from multiple at once, or you might drink one of the Pepsis one day, a different Pepsi the next, then a Mountain Dew, and a Coke later.
OG’s know this was one of my first viral vids 🥲 Just finally claiming it on my channel 🙌🏾 (it’s been viral on other ppl’s reposts for some reason 🤷🏾♂️)
@@therizztitan r kelly was a former famous rapper (who made the song 'I believe I can fly') but was recently convicted of being a pedophile as he had relationships with 14 and younger girls
so does that mean im not a virgin or? and also virgin isn't a sexuality lmao what 😭💀 ive said this too many times, but that's another one of the worst jokes 💀
Plot twist: the asexual one is vodka Edit: to everyone in the comments suggesting vinegar, you are absolutely correct. Vinegar is the perfect substitute. Everyone else suggesting alternative drinks, ehh we all have our tastes.
Bro stop with these comments God made two GENDERS female and Male its going to stay the same because SO CALLED OTHER GENDERS where made by False humens that cant fly or eat a planet.
@@jjkj7744what? This has nothing to do with that at all also even though your point makes no sense since it has nothing to do with this comment I'll reply anyways Those are sexes not genders your too ignorant to understand that though
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Nah bro the R kelly one was wild 💀
why are you everywhere lmao
@@bigdawg12z common thing on UA-cam, i call them the comment UA-camrs. All they do is comment.
why are you everywhere bro
But its true tho.
On god it was 😂😂😂
This started out so educational and got so out of pocket real fast😭💀
right 💀
Ita started going down the drain at R. Kelly and we all just wanted some water by the end 💀
Educational?
😂😂😂
@@matthewmeier3316 Yes. It was educating people on different sexualities and stuff.
Incest: "I make my own drinks"
Oh nah💀
No you didn't 💀
Ahhhhhhh brooo bro wtf..wtf
Sweet home Alabama!
👀
the drug addict: I like coke too
I snorted when I read this 😂😂😂
Not the coke, hopefully?
@@mathmaniac3033😂😂😂
@@rumbyalxprogramteam6812FBI: sorted what?
@@rumbyalxprogramteam6812 so did the drug addict.
This man just explained sexuality to a person who doesn't get it in the easiest way possible
@@PEZ1514why do you think trans people are mental? It’s thier choice and tbh it doesn’t really matter, let people be people.
1kth like
how do you pronounce this
@@PEZ1514 agreed
@@ghost_of_7th_st.I am not trying to be rude I just want to say something.
1kth upsets me so deeply because I had to stare at it for a second to see what you meant.
I am not trying to be hurtful thank you for reading my TED Talk.
@@IUsedToBeACatWithAMoustahce i pronounced it:
"one cuth"
“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good” is honestly a mood lmao
that's me sometimes 😂
As a pansexual, accurate
Damn straight skippy
What do you mean by that?
@@redheadedelf4800also can confirm.
Aromantic: I like sparkling water
Aro ace: I like sparkling water with powdered flavoring
Ice water, lowering the count of ice cubes gradually
Riddle me that 🧊
my take on Aroace was
Aroace: I'm fine with just breathing
When you hit on Kelly I was laughing but when you brought in the Cosby, I was rolling. Perfectly said.
Growing up in Brazil, when we suspected someone was in the closet, we used to say "This coke is Fanta".
What a groovy way to say "this person is fruity"
Fanta orginaly was a german copy of Coca-Cola
Brooo my dad still says that sometimes
Hes like 65 tho lol
I will use this now whenever I think someone is in the alfabet mafia :))))
That's so cute lol
"I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good"
Relatable 😭
So I'm pansexual?
@@Multiuniverse_FemaleYn 🤷♂️
$20 is $20....
@@Multiuniverse_FemaleYnalright, who's gonna tell bro
Same
"I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good" mood asf
WHERE'S THE DOCTOR PEPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY SEXUALITY NOW
Sapiosexual lmao
Which is ??
@@LIXIAN7Dr pepsual
BDSM would be someone who shakes the bottle before opening it.
Naw they would chug a whole sprite bottle and not burp for an hour
BDSM would chug a whole coke and then eat a whole roll of mentos
Omg, lol.
That’s masocism
@@michaelerlanger2797 exactly. Bdsm
Leonardo DiCaprio: my bottle been out for too long, I want a newer one
FR FR💀💀
Then everybody gets mad at him for getting another bottle.
🗿
💀
the way my smile vanished upon realization 💀
this is better than what school will ever do
Jokes aside, these are really accurate descriptions
Leo DiCaprio: *drinks 25% of the bottle, throws it away and gets a new one*
😭
Nah, he throw the drink until it was 25% left.
This deserved to be in the video
@@zeroanimation3956 you dont get it do you?
Lmfao beautiful
this man woke up and said "yeah, pepsi gay now bitches"
As he should have
Now if he were a woman, it would be the other way around
Guess I can’t like Pepsi anymore
I prefer pepsi over coke
@@ferns_love may lord farquad sinp for u 🙃
Edp: “I love small milkshakes”
💀💀💀
I think he just described the whole of diddy😂😂
“I like my bottle thick” is something I never would’ve thought I would ever hear
Nuts😮
I really don't see why not
I'm into BBW so it spoke to me.
I understood that one on an unhealthy level
@@Sheffdawg2305 that smile in your pfp is what made this comment fucking hilarious
lost opportunity on asexuals to say " im not thirsty"
Fr 😂
True
OHH!!! HAHA
Kinda grouped them with aromantic
YOOOOOO!!! XD
That pansexual one is way too accurate 😂
"I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good"
LMFAO
Bro went from sexuality, to fetishes to crime real quick
Which one does it start at ?
@@dreadedworld8864 that my friend is a good question
420th like lets goo
@@IsraelsWeakestWhite just trying to see if there homophobic or transphobic
@@dreadedworld8864 baiting them on their personal beliefs so you could play the moral high ground because they may not subscribe to that way of thought? Resulting in the endless virtual pats on the back form strangers you wouldn’t have seen if you didn’t do that, and will never see them again?
Man just solved it in a minute
He somehow answered all my questions about this subject in this short
lmao oh yea, solved, easy
Fr
Fr fr
Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
As a bisexual who likes both coke and pepsi equally I can confirm this is an accurate portrayal
This made more sense than anything my friends tried to tell me
Virgins: I can't afford soda
@@rex22305Sounds pretty virgin to me
@@rex22305found the virgin
Grapists: takes soda so they don’t die of thirst
@@rex22305u virg
@@landolonnie8811they just steal the soda
Also I’m pretty sure you can live both without soda and the analogy we’re using soda for
I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good “ got me💀💀
HAHAHAHA, this killed me. You are great.
“I just like to watch my bottles” fucking killed me 💀
i like to take the labels off my bottles?
im not into labels. thats it. im not am exobitionist. im too shy to be nude after getting out the shower. i cover up in the bathroom alone.
yea
@@ericolens3 why did we need to know that😂
@@kanjikun7953
cuz i hate labels. both the increasingly complicated sexual orientational label LGBTQIAAP and the labels on bottles.
did you know theres a difference between asexual and aromantics?
asexuals can have relationships its just not physically intimate. (which can be further complicated by the aforementioned lgbt) asexual gay, asexual lesbian, asexual hetero, asexual bi, etc.
just like who you like without all these crazy labels.
yet LABELS are kinda necessary. i recently learned of a little thing called MENA which separates black from north africans. since north africans are ethnically more similar to middle easterns than sun saharan africans.
so yeah, for census counting and governement programs labels are necessary. i mean there wouldnt be legalized non hetero marriage, but after that. STOP MAKING THINGS OVERLY COMPLICATED. geez
i hate labels: they help identify differences but also reinforce the seperaration due to those differences
I like watching other people drink their soda 👀
“I don’t give a damn as long it tastes good” couldn’t have said it better myself
then proceeds to drink every soda there is
ALL SODA I LOVE IT ALL
Yaa
Same.
Yep
"I'd rather just drink water"
Literally me
Bro got the Ubisoft dreads
Bro Just Called Every Pepsi Drinker Gay In 18 Different Ways 💀
I think this has some merit to it
All my straight freinds like coke, but I prefer pepsi
@@slice6298 you gay?
@@jamesmonroe1441 perchance
bro i prefer pepsi and also men thats crazy
You’re so dumb he’s not calling them gay he’s explaining sexuality with the drinks
polyamorous is when you put multiple flavors into the same cup at the gas station
Lean
The fact that I always mix my drink where ever I can and I’m polyamorous
I mean, really, polyamorous is having one or more Coke bottles you like to drink from and/or one or more Pepsi bottles. And continue that for every other brand cause polyamory ain't binary. And then you might drink from multiple at once, or you might drink one of the Pepsis one day, a different Pepsi the next, then a Mountain Dew, and a Coke later.
Do people not have a name for when they mix all the drinks at a gas station? It's called a suicide.
nah its called a heart attack
"ion give a damn as long as it tastes good" yeah that pretty much explains
This is how I had to explain sensuality to my dad.
Incel: Can't get the cap off and gets really angry.
Well said
Lmao accurate
Then blames others
@@PrincessBlack04 blames the bottling company for being too stingy
@@zackbuildit88 LMAO EXACTLY
Bro just really wanted to call Pepsi drinkers gay.
I think this just implies that the viewer is a bottle of pepsi
Ikr
@@etesseractterrible?
coca cola is better than pepsi
Looks like I am pansexual
This guy just called Pepsi drinkers gay(which is absolutely true btw)
R-Kelly one is wild
I sexually identify as “I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good”
😇 same
Same
Ong
Samee
me too
The Bill Cosby and R Kelly bits, killed me.
I didn’t get the Bill Cosby one lol
@@saludosalsolhe drugged sm and did the dkjng while they were asleep
@@osmondliu5111 oh wow so fucked up
Same
@@saludosalsolhe put date-rape pills in his victims drinks and they would pass out and he would do sussy things
The R Kelly and Bill Cosby ones 💀
So that's why I prefer water
This was all an elaborate plan to call Pepsi gay ain’t no way 💀
@djbabyboi yes
@djbabyboi I do????
@@PlayboiFarti123 reflect on that
@djbabyboi damn i guess im now gay
@@PlayboiFarti123 well do i have news for you
“Jeffery dahmer”
*eats the Pepsi bottle*
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Pansexual and bbw and r kelly is relatable
After a whole year and little studying I finally understand the R Kelly one
"I dont give a damn, as long as it taste good " 💀
💀
The best.
same
it's very accurate
Same I’m pan 😅
OG’s know this was one of my first viral vids 🥲 Just finally claiming it on my channel 🙌🏾 (it’s been viral on other ppl’s reposts for some reason 🤷🏾♂️)
OG'S 👇
@@IbrHimIbrhim071 I think you put the finger in the wrong spot that's pointing to the dislike
OG's🤙 like drinkin' it in a medium bottle way
Yessssir
Some like their bottles if they belong to someone else....
I like the detail of Pansexual being blindfolded, as pansexuals are usually defined as “gender blind”, the key separation between Pan and Omnisexual
I will always applaud the use of sarcasm with an educational twist!!😂great job!
“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” GOT MEEEE
1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)
1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)
1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)
1k likes but no comments is crazy ( PLEASE dont start a chain.)
L chain
bro explained sexualities better than anyone ever did.
It’s not all sexuality’s polysexual and Omnisexual wasn’t mentioned but a lot of them were
@@Idklol2866 i prefer to call them mental illness
@@Idklol2866 I myself am technically poly, but I just say bisexual because it's simpler for people to grasp.
Now wait till he explains the other 139.
Because no one gives a fuck
This is actually just explaining it while making it funny in a way that is funny. Absolutely fire
As someone who is Pansexual i can confirm that is pretty accurate!
Not gonna lie for a split second I expected the R Kelly one to be like a lemonade juice box or something lmao
I thought he was going to shower the bottle on his own. Lemonade is more clever though haha.
Same I thought it would be apple juice lmao
I don't understand who's r kelly and what's this joke about?
@@therizztitan r kelly was a former famous rapper (who made the song 'I believe I can fly') but was recently convicted of being a pedophile as he had relationships with 14 and younger girls
@@therizztitan the joke is hes going for the smaller soda (representing younger girls) instead of the bigger ones (women)
Virgins: I've never had a soda before
Wow realistic to me
Real and facts 💀
I mean you're not wrong (;-_-)
Oh I'm ace.
so does that mean im not a virgin or? and also virgin isn't a sexuality lmao what 😭💀 ive said this too many times, but that's another one of the worst jokes 💀
It started out normal then descended into insanity
R-kelly💀
THE IN DENIAL
"i only like coke" *drinks pepsi*
LMAOOO
this is what people accuse me of being even though i'm actually the guy who likes bbws (the interracial one is also acceptable)
Thank you for explaining the joke. I'm not being sarcastic, by the way, I genuinely didn't get it.
@No_One_Important no problem bud 👍
@@DioleateI don't get what those two words mean
@@Army_DogBig Black Women
“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” 💀
That’s what happens when your a pansexual
Yo I thought the same thing 😂
Yeah
its true
I am a pansexual (for real not joking) and this is actually how I feel about soda
Bro you’re fkn hilarious wtf how do you come up with this I can’t right now 💀🤣😂😭
Aromantic: Zero sugar, no sweetness added!
Plot twist: the asexual one is vodka
Edit: to everyone in the comments suggesting vinegar, you are absolutely correct. Vinegar is the perfect substitute.
Everyone else suggesting alternative drinks, ehh we all have our tastes.
No it's vinegar pussy
I "totally" wouldn't drink vodka
As an asexual - yes. Yes it is.
@@MeTalkPrettyOneDay WE MUST INVADE DENMARK AND STEAL THEIR VODKA
Ayy fellow aces!
Drug dealer: I sell coke
Well in this metaphor of the video it'll make them a sex trafficker.
cartel tiktok here
their pride flag has a thin white line
Bill Cosby: I'll take 9!
Competing drug dealer: I sell coke in pepsi bottles
Re-upload this with Drake instead of R Kelly 🤣
The fact that this explains it perfectly is crazy
Bro just explained every sexuality in a way that's not controversial I can respect that
Coke and Pepsi.
@user-vg3tn5wt9zit's some veshremy clones pfp army, i think veshremy and vince_cuh are awesome but that dude sucks at tryna be like them
He also explained Pedophilia and Drugging
And it's great that polyamorous is getting light and not just monogamy, means a lot
And it's great that polyamorous is getting light and not just monogamy, means a lot
“I don’t give a damn as long as it taste good.” Truer words were never spoken.
Just say you're gay.
@@dylanmonstrum1538but we pans aren't. 😅 though, sure, you'll have some of us that lean more towards liking the same sex
@@williamthomas4769 Don't be cringe.
What is a woman?
@@dylanmonstrum1538 🤣🤣
@@williamthomas4769 Can you tell me what a woman is?
I love Dr Pepper. I'm a mad scientist
Bro just called me gay 💀💀💀
5 years ago I couldn't even imagine that Killmonger would tell me about sexualities
HA 😄
What’s a Killmonger
@@WolfyRed Michael B Jordan's character in Black Panther.
THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
Wait is he actually the guy who played killmonger?
Pimp: I like to chug a whole bucket of coke
I like Pepsi but I'm straight, in a happy relationship-
'I dont give a damn, as long as it tastes good.'
That is actually so acurate though lol.
Accurate*
@@amirsmith-ts3lcsometimes people like you wanna make me blow my brains out.
@@amirsmith-ts3lcaccurate* The "accurate" was not a name nor at the start of a sentence, therefore not needing to be capitalised ☝️🤓
@The-Scp-049 Well well well we meet again, scp, but my phone capitalizes for me, so I didn't mean to add a uppercase a
Jesus loves you! Find Jesus, find peace. God bless!
Man indirectly insinuated that Pepsi is gay
He isn’t say that if you drink these drinks then your gay, pans, etc
He’s just using them as examples
@Sleep539 I apologize I didn't mean he was saying that. Obviously I know what he meant which is the nature of the joke itself
@@Sleep539nah he’s right everyone at this point knows pepsi means ur gay
@@slushpuppy3881maybe pepsi is the reason I'm bisexual
Pepsi isn’t gay and coke isn’t strait but Pepsi is the same gender as you and coke is the opposite gender as you
I dont give a damn as long as it tastes good😂😭😆🤣
ngl the first half was actually helpful
Give this man a Nobel Peace prize for this TED talk!!!
I dunno man suddenly I dislike trans people…. Though on the other hand pan got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
👏 👏 👏
I don't get the video
@@None_here imagine the Coca-Cola bottle being a woman and the Pepsi bottle being a man.
"I don't give a damn at long as it tastes good" called me out so hard💀
SAME
Same
Same
Yep-
lol same
The in denial one where he says he only likes coke and drinks a bottle of pepsi 😂
The asexual only wanting water 😂
same
"i dont give a dam as long as it tast good"
Taste*
Based
yeah, we watched the same video
"If it's good, in my stomach it should"
-Nakama_Azutsuka
Yah good 👍
Bro defined sexualities with the use of three soda brands AND A GLASS OF WATER!!!
Four. Coke, Pepsi, Fanta, and sprite. And then just water for ace but we’re just above caffeinated drinks.
he defined mental illenesees
I'm ace and was hoping he'd use water because I cannot stand fizzy drinks 😂
@@bondickle Im ace and I love soda😂
Or “fizzy drinks”.
Water gang
Dude, its as simple as that.
Pepsi once said "genres are for music not for people", still people are crazy
Aromantic: I’m not thirsty
That's me
👋
More like
Aromantic; i like water
Why was this so true
I feel like they would not be thirsty, but just hold onto the bottle
I’m confident this man could easily teach calculus to the new generation
Bro stop with these comments God made two GENDERS female and Male its going to stay the same because SO CALLED OTHER GENDERS where made by False humens that cant fly or eat a planet.
Well I’m a gen z and my generation is fucked up but gen a is on a whole new level we now have 6 year olds that played gta for 1 and a half years
Calculus.....
@@jjkj7744what? This has nothing to do with that at all also even though your point makes no sense since it has nothing to do with this comment I'll reply anyways
Those are sexes not genders your too ignorant to understand that though
@@iskar5598 yeah 😅 my grandmas neighbors son got a pc and ps5 set up and hes only 5
Now that I came out to my parents about being gay and me liking Pepsi more than coke, this predicted the future lmao
Missed chance to say I’m not thirsty for ace
The fact that this video actually helped my dumbass understand everything
I still barely understand only up to trans then I didn’t understand
@@muazmohamed6321 I am now a self proclaimed expert on sexualities thanks to this video. Ask away!
@@muazmohamed6321yeah, the metaphor breaks down a bit when it comes to gender identity, but i might be able to help?
yea
424 like
As an asexual who does not like soda, this is hilarious
As a pansexual who hates soda, I’m not sure how to feel
I’m aroaceflux so it’s hilarious
Genuine curiosity.what is it like to be an a sexual.
@@tortis6342 liking soda is a spectrum it’s ok ❤
As an asexual who likes both coke and Pepsi, I am very confused
R-kelly is wild💀
Naw the aces want Diet Coke 💀
“I don’t give a damn as long as it taste good” GOT ME DYING
Same lolll
literally me 😭
No cuz samw
No but this is my sexuality and my drink choice 💀
Same
Bill Clinton: “I did NOT drink that coke.”
I did not have sexual relations with that drink
underrated AF
I did not have sexual relations with that drink
LOL
LOL