THAT'S CRINGE!! w/ Noel Miller

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  • @benbrooks566
    @benbrooks566 5 років тому +12378

    “Can I pleeeeeaaaaaase give you a kiss”
    *133 steps back*

    • @nickseda5371
      @nickseda5371 4 роки тому +383

      Nah bruh that was a whole mile back

    • @lilchico4381
      @lilchico4381 4 роки тому +107

      Holy shit I read that right as he said that and I died of cringe

    • @laifowlkes8555
      @laifowlkes8555 4 роки тому +25

      @@nickseda5371 Even more than that bro

    • @lyledeyounges1276
      @lyledeyounges1276 4 роки тому +5

      dead

    • @mrkrishant09
      @mrkrishant09 4 роки тому +28

      Bro this boy begging for kisses 😂🤣

  • @finnmurtons8727
    @finnmurtons8727 4 роки тому +5997

    "Gotta give him credit tho, he shoots his shots."
    From beyond the half court line facing the wrong way.

    • @nickseda5371
      @nickseda5371 4 роки тому +232

      Then he blames the hoop for the shot not going in.

    • @kylehagertybanana
      @kylehagertybanana 4 роки тому +27

      Finn Murtons at least he always scores with himself

    • @finnmurtons8727
      @finnmurtons8727 4 роки тому +10

      @@nickseda5371 maybe it's a double rim lol

    • @nickseda5371
      @nickseda5371 4 роки тому +10

      @@finnmurtons8727 He gotta be shooting on a double rim with no net with the way he's shooting.

    • @finnmurtons8727
      @finnmurtons8727 4 роки тому +11

      @@nickseda5371 low key tho you gotta be a sniper to ball on a double rim. Shot's gotta be swish all the damn time else you finna be chasin the ball across the block.

  • @jawshyx
    @jawshyx 5 років тому +30847

    the way skippy tries to get a kiss out of his date sounds like mr pressure to me

    • @peneloperaeee2224
      @peneloperaeee2224 5 років тому +253

      !!!!! 💀💀💀

    • @CoryBloomfield
      @CoryBloomfield 5 років тому +476

      henny jush jush child he really wants to kiss before marriage

    • @squidward9152
      @squidward9152 5 років тому +505

      At least that girl didn’t take a literal U-turn🤣

    • @jayabrahim
      @jayabrahim 5 років тому +106

      Bethany and kirshsiebeyejeievrgeirvrjebdbd be like
      🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 for THIRTY YEARS STRAIGHT

    • @ithinkmynameisali2458
      @ithinkmynameisali2458 5 років тому +218

      He's more of a Mr. Struggle to me

  • @nicoavetikian8908
    @nicoavetikian8908 3 роки тому +8630

    Nobody that calls himself a "nice guy" and a "good person" is genuinely a nice guy or a good person

    • @G3N-0F-D00M
      @G3N-0F-D00M 3 роки тому +102

      IMO if you call yourself any adjective, you are probably not it, you can be tho.
      In my experience i get the adjectives that describe other people from their friends, like they say "he/she/they are funny/interesting/creative/cute" Not from the person itself lol

    • @dakcka
      @dakcka 3 роки тому +33

      @@G3N-0F-D00M Well in that case… I’m smoking hot 😎… 🥲

    • @stonewall1485
      @stonewall1485 3 роки тому +23

      @@G3N-0F-D00M I'm not hot at all

    • @notjebbush4478
      @notjebbush4478 3 роки тому +35

      That's just a cliché low-IQ people say. You can indeed be "nice" or "good" and also self-aware.

    • @yosmith100
      @yosmith100 3 роки тому +3

      I mean…he did invite someone over to play music to potentially lighten the mood

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 5 років тому +24118

    Skippy is like most "nice guys"- they think women can't get past their looks to their awesome personality but their personality is actually the problem.

    • @SUSanne678
      @SUSanne678 5 років тому +1605

      I actually felt kinda bad for him till he wore a shirt that said "nice guy finishing last since 1977" dude just don't...

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 5 років тому +1457

      he the kinda guy that after he shoots his shot, and a girl turns him down, he gets offended and turns it on the girl. like I get you have insecurities but don’t force your low ego on someone else

    • @purpleplipo7631
      @purpleplipo7631 5 років тому +228

      My dude's a wannabe simp

    • @michaelcheesehairy
      @michaelcheesehairy 5 років тому +281

      @@purpleplipo7631 he IS the simp

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 5 років тому +361

      Well that and the living in your mom's basement at 34 part

  • @123tatirox
    @123tatirox 5 років тому +5981

    i can’t get over how his glasses are too small for his head. like i physically cannot focus on anything but that.

    • @yourlocalalien3790
      @yourlocalalien3790 5 років тому +131

      Same. If people really cannot find glasses that suit them they should ask the people that work in the glasses shop, im sure they'd help you out.

    • @babajugjug995
      @babajugjug995 4 роки тому +70

      america’s favorite wizard I didn’t even notice he had glasses man I thought he had weirdly shaped eyes

    • @johnmadalon9513
      @johnmadalon9513 4 роки тому +42

      Notice how they don’t sit evenly on his head either.

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +7

      @@babajugjug995 first day using your eyes?

    • @babajugjug995
      @babajugjug995 4 роки тому +17

      booty_ hunter420 nah I just wasn’t staring directly at skippy for long periods of time

  • @aliciarr448
    @aliciarr448 5 років тому +42741

    Skippy: I'm a virgin
    Girl defined: *literally pulls a massive U turn*

  • @kurakaji9052
    @kurakaji9052 3 роки тому +3574

    when people say confidence is attractive they dont mean the "I'm unironically the coolest dude here" kind, they mean the "i can recognize my own strengths and weaknesses and am comfortable with those parts of myself" kind. like you don't gotta be better than other people, you aint competing, you just gotta be someone people dont mind being around and also not a dickhead.

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 роки тому +79

      basically confidence > pride

    • @RealTalkAlexV
      @RealTalkAlexV 3 роки тому +6

      Well said 🙌🏻

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 2 роки тому +2

      Let’s be real a lot of the time they mean the former too. Like for a lot of people the latter is sort of like “definitely consider dating this person” while the former is like “immediately infatuated with this person”

    • @kurakaji9052
      @kurakaji9052 2 роки тому +41

      @@blazaybla22 I have never experienced nor known someone who was into being made to feel inferior outside of a kink setting. I'm sure these people exist, but its not common (or healthy I imagine)

    • @CenterSargE
      @CenterSargE 2 роки тому

      @@blazaybla22 no, the former just makes you sound like a douche most of the time

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 5 років тому +10561

    This guy is throwing so many red flags. I'd never feel comfortable around him

    • @3000bullets
      @3000bullets 5 років тому +570

      the nice guy shirt was probably flag #5

    • @justuncensored8700
      @justuncensored8700 5 років тому +326

      @@SanicDeHeghog I'm legally required to do the sex offender shuffle.

    • @dankusmelankus8060
      @dankusmelankus8060 5 років тому +14

      This is joe worthy (read my bio)

    • @M4ximi11i0n
      @M4ximi11i0n 5 років тому +75

      Yeah Noel is really creepy.

    • @alexandraami
      @alexandraami 5 років тому +54

      Maxerino i think he was talking about the other guy.cody.

  • @carlyshayfromicarly
    @carlyshayfromicarly 5 років тому +16125

    skippy just needs to go to wholefoods to find his soulmate

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner 5 років тому +19

      😂😂

    • @yasha.3158
      @yasha.3158 5 років тому +553

      Maybe he could be buying celery while she's buying some rosé

    • @ringostarr8558
      @ringostarr8558 5 років тому +103

      Yeashfa Adnan no the girl was getting celery skippy would be getting the rosé

    • @doncheadle411
      @doncheadle411 5 років тому +146

      @@ringostarr8558 bold of you to assume Skippy isn't the girl

    • @devonthomas9704
      @devonthomas9704 5 років тому

      Rose D hahahaha!

  • @AnamUaigneach
    @AnamUaigneach 5 років тому +4055

    Bro I was taught to avoid guys like this because these are the kind of men who will follow you home and require restraining orders down the line. Like, everything about his is a red flag and guys like skippy terrify me so much because they don’t think that they pressure women but it’s all they do

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +485

      I got those vibes too from him. Like the type of dude who gets one girl then feels like he owns her and is entitled to her so he becomes creepily posessive and starts getting dangerous.

    • @liamina3563
      @liamina3563 5 років тому +310

      There are guys like this who act obsessive just after a woman does so much as glance or engage in conversation with them. I was a waitress and one time I had to work night shift. This man walks in and the other waitress says she's not taking him since he is a "creep." I ended up having to take this man's order..just asked me a couple of mundane questions. I don't like to socialize or lead people on, so I cut the conversation short and left. No smiles, just my usual bitch face. Anyways, after that night my manager kept telling me that that same guy had been asking where I've been...FOR WEEKS. Borderline obsessive behavior. Same shit happened to my mom, who was severely stalked..it seems that attracting an obsessive usually happens to most women at least once in their lives..on more than a few occasions in our lives. It's like when you're a prepubescent teen with raging hormones.. One that has never kissed or held hands, let alone had sex....you end up thinking about those acts and "fantasizing" more than those who already had those experiences. And that can lead to obsessive behavior, stalking, inappropriate behavior and borderline harassment.

    • @Amanda-hq9of
      @Amanda-hq9of 4 роки тому +216

      exactly!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 watch out for guys like this and do NOT feel guilted into giving them anything. that clip where he begs her for a kiss when she clearly just wants to get out of there made my skin crawl.

    • @tofu6957
      @tofu6957 4 роки тому +45

      he's giving me yandere vibes

    • @Retr0_Blues
      @Retr0_Blues 4 роки тому +47

      @@tofu6957 couldn't have said it any better "you only belong to ME nee-san" Lookin ass

  • @aeaeeaeae
    @aeaeeaeae 3 роки тому +3704

    It's not his looks that creep me out, it's his personality and the way he acts. Just watching it makes me feel like I'm in danger or something.

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 роки тому +157

      exactly! i'm literally uncomfortable just watching this and i can't imagine how scared i would be in that girl's position.

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor Рік тому +17

      Man child

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 Рік тому +2

      how? the dude is not strong or even aggressive. Meanwhile you are probably ok with dudes that have criminal records or have a lot of strength. that's not the reason at all.

    • @lola494
      @lola494 Рік тому +106

      @@paulogaspar8295its just his weird ass personality bro he gives off the vibe that he would 100% spike your drink. and the way he was begging for a kiss was icky to watch

    • @Sassyquatch1020
      @Sassyquatch1020 Рік тому +61

      @@paulogaspar8295it’s the weak “nonaggressive” incels that make you puts the lotion in the basket or wear their dead moms clothes!! They’re the ones who are so desperate they get resentful and crazy.

  • @meesterboo
    @meesterboo 5 років тому +6131

    man ive got no problem with folks being virgins but i DO have a problem with LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT SKIPPY

    • @sahayeda5220
      @sahayeda5220 5 років тому +3

      lol

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 5 років тому +107

      I feel like if you make everything about being a virgin you're gonna be like that for awhile...

    • @Evyn11
      @Evyn11 5 років тому +186

      He’s got nice guy syndrome. You act super nice and by being super nice you think girls owe you something.

    • @HeyMickeyWay
      @HeyMickeyWay 5 років тому +7

      Honestly, completely valid.

    • @MrYankezzzz
      @MrYankezzzz 5 років тому +2

      Even a guy like me can get laid? I am 25 and a virgin my life sucks.

  • @Wagwan33445
    @Wagwan33445 5 років тому +9707

    he looks like ed sheeran gave up and lived in the woods

    • @DeAznBoi111
      @DeAznBoi111 4 роки тому +187

      he looks like dollar store Drew Carey, which is an insult to both dollar stores and Drew Carey

    • @rune4136
      @rune4136 4 роки тому +32

      BRUH SKXHSKDH 😭😭😭😭

    • @lostkhaz
      @lostkhaz 4 роки тому +7

      LMFAOOOO

    • @seeonec1
      @seeonec1 4 роки тому +2

      Iconic

    • @Wagwan33445
      @Wagwan33445 4 роки тому +21

      thanks for laughing im actualy glad i made 1.2K people happy

  • @B_Proctor
    @B_Proctor 5 років тому +4716

    no one is talking about how skippy’s title at the start was just “utah virgin”

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +266

      I’d rather be Utah Virgin than Ida ho

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +38

      Nah I’m kidding

    • @way2dead4u
      @way2dead4u 5 років тому +116

      virgin? in utah? that’s like a leaf in a bush

    • @TennesseeSon72
      @TennesseeSon72 5 років тому +29

      isabelle as a Person who lives in Utah I can 100% confirm that is true

    • @azaria347
      @azaria347 5 років тому +20

      isabelle as a Utahn I can confirm that this is a fact

  • @sora1498
    @sora1498 2 роки тому +1042

    stephanie a real one ngl, i woulda started crying if a guy whined like that for a kiss

    • @hannahgumdrop
      @hannahgumdrop 2 роки тому +81

      u better than me i would have slapped him

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Рік тому +14

      I’ve been straight up rude to people who made me uncomfortable before and I genuinely have no idea how I would react because he’s SO WEIRD.

  • @morganmccary
    @morganmccary 4 роки тому +6220

    When he said “if you wanna clean this up” it stirred up anger in me

    • @austinnsuff6576
      @austinnsuff6576 3 роки тому +89

      Seriously

    • @capt.jackaubrey5281
      @capt.jackaubrey5281 3 роки тому +273

      Skippy has his traditional gender roles down to a T

    • @TheFourthHorde
      @TheFourthHorde 3 роки тому +185

      Maybe he read one of those “how to get a girl“ facts like:
      “Lowkey mention that she should clean for you. She’ll like that you’re taking charge and can be an alpha”
      The most toxic, Joey Salads shit lol

    • @afterglcw5050
      @afterglcw5050 3 роки тому +92

      right like HE"S the host here and she's the guest. i cannot

    • @shorttking2074
      @shorttking2074 Рік тому +10

      @@capt.jackaubrey5281he’s mormon makes sense

  • @libby7242
    @libby7242 4 роки тому +6360

    He caught her, was reeling her in, she was slowly slipping away and then he just *fucking threw the pole into the ocean*

    • @violetwade6528
      @violetwade6528 3 роки тому +228

      with both hands

    • @Uriaah
      @Uriaah 3 роки тому +246

      He just hopped off the boat altogether

    • @Ricardo5911jakakak
      @Ricardo5911jakakak 3 роки тому +52

      He fucked up so close

    • @memali2939
      @memali2939 3 роки тому +12

      @Budget Boost DIY no bc he's a loser

    • @goldwolf3771
      @goldwolf3771 3 роки тому +26

      She threw him the ball, on the fast break open for a dunk and he just air balled it into the locker room

  • @hungermanproductions8946
    @hungermanproductions8946 5 років тому +7692

    Little did Cody know that phrase “Virginity Rocks” would be a world wide phrase on every hoodie in middle school.

    • @MarZRemarkable
      @MarZRemarkable 5 років тому +323

      Hungerman Productions and high school trust me

    • @bradyorourke6202
      @bradyorourke6202 5 років тому +71

      Hungerman Productions they were intended to be made for skaters and then some 9 year old say it in a zumiez somewhere and it became super popular

    • @SaturdayWinter
      @SaturdayWinter 5 років тому +12

      @Beckham Yall lame af

    • @alessandrogervasi7486
      @alessandrogervasi7486 5 років тому +123

      Brady O'Rourke no it’s made by Danny Duncan shit wasn’t made for “skaters”

    • @Jonesykitten
      @Jonesykitten 5 років тому +2

      💯

  • @tancred12
    @tancred12 3 роки тому +3722

    As a woman, I can guarantee, based on her body language and facial expressions, Skippy did not get a second date. There's your conclusion.
    *Edit* you people are taking this comment way to fucking seriously. They complained about a conclusion when I thought one was obvious. These comments are annoying af.

    • @squidgames5218
      @squidgames5218 3 роки тому +312

      As a a man, without looking at her body language or facial expressions. I can tell skippy did not get a second date

    • @moldysangwhich
      @moldysangwhich 2 роки тому +108

      As a ex-mormon woman, i can guarantee, based on her body language and his peanut butter brand name, Skippy did not get a second date.
      edit: ex*

    • @tancred12
      @tancred12 2 роки тому +90

      @shiO yeah, nowhere in my comment, did I say that men couldn't, so

    • @Saditty
      @Saditty 2 роки тому +35

      @shiO They literally never said that lol

    • @HughsAlfa33
      @HughsAlfa33 Рік тому +1

      Don’t need all that to tell she didn’t go out with him again

  • @mackenziekusma2095
    @mackenziekusma2095 5 років тому +2928

    This poor girl she’s so beyond confused and so uncomfortable. Or maybe that was just me during this entire video

    • @yanndylan2239
      @yanndylan2239 5 років тому +65

      How about both?

    • @mackenziekusma2095
      @mackenziekusma2095 5 років тому +29

      Yann Dylan fair point

    • @Ken-pv9zu
      @Ken-pv9zu 5 років тому

      Elder abuse

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 5 років тому

      Jeanette MacRain _ Channel is with 2 n’s

    • @brocake1278
      @brocake1278 5 років тому +8

      I think it was like this. One minute she’s kinda into it, the next minute he does something that puts her off.

  • @robertallmon267
    @robertallmon267 5 років тому +18674

    Skippy is definitely mr.struggle

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 5 років тому +236

      Skippy is more elite than any other man alive, they fuckin had to FILM his mastery of sexual intercourse

    • @amuzak9063
      @amuzak9063 5 років тому +90

      Tfw sitting and binging all of Cody's videos thanks to Jake Paul

    • @venciti6658
      @venciti6658 5 років тому +10

      420th like

    • @sellingass3693
      @sellingass3693 5 років тому +3

      @Kazuma same dude same

    • @winteranimations1011
      @winteranimations1011 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christophersheets5452
    @christophersheets5452 4 роки тому +7588

    No one’s gonna bring up the fact that his elderly mom was just chilling in the corner with the camera crew as he begs for a kiss

  • @meatydonut6477
    @meatydonut6477 3 роки тому +399

    Noel’s reaction to Cody constantly saying the girls are hot will always send me

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Рік тому +12

      And Noel's face in response is just perfect

  • @daltonfilho835
    @daltonfilho835 4 роки тому +3080

    This is basically Jimmy Neutron and Sheen watching Carl trying to get laid

    • @Levi_Tollefson
      @Levi_Tollefson 4 роки тому +204

      Carl would have smashed though

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 роки тому +149

      Yo wtf, Noel actually looks kinda like Sheen and Cody looks like Jimmy without the crazy hair

    • @noahphillips3383
      @noahphillips3383 4 роки тому +72

      I love this comment, except that Carl is both thiccc and hung and you cant tell me otherwise

    • @k8ravenscroft60
      @k8ravenscroft60 4 роки тому +39

      HOLY SHIT THEY DO LOOK LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON AND SHEEN

    • @hsl2208
      @hsl2208 4 роки тому +28

      EXTREMELY UNDERRATED COMMENT

  • @lleeeuhh
    @lleeeuhh 5 років тому +2526

    “So no head?”

    • @izzyp5665
      @izzyp5665 5 років тому +43

      Leah Michelle smashes phone stomps on skateboard

    • @michaelbelike4834
      @michaelbelike4834 5 років тому

      Aight

    • @kieranfitz4800
      @kieranfitz4800 5 років тому

      Leah Michelle idk how do u feel about it?

    • @ofe9411
      @ofe9411 5 років тому +2

      @@teptep7959 wow i found an incel

    • @teptep7959
      @teptep7959 5 років тому

      @@ofe9411 im just playing bruh i just realized that is not funny

  • @LeziLexi
    @LeziLexi 5 років тому +4096

    All of the girls that are talking to him sound SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

    • @liesfern5993
      @liesfern5993 5 років тому +72

      Lol I think the camera crew paid them to act like they like him cause I wouldn’t even touch him lol

    • @liesfern5993
      @liesfern5993 5 років тому +8

      Lol I think the camera crew paid them to act like they like him cause I wouldn’t even touch him lol

    • @chrisx0293
      @chrisx0293 5 років тому +3

      @@liesfern5993 exactly

    • @yanndylan2239
      @yanndylan2239 5 років тому +4

      The girl at 7:23💀, look at her face

  • @runaskj7520
    @runaskj7520 3 роки тому +1365

    From my perspective: boys who get NO women are the MOST picky

    • @Insidejokesgamin
      @Insidejokesgamin 3 роки тому +32

      Facts

    • @elizabethmccoy2749
      @elizabethmccoy2749 3 роки тому +43

      Cause you can’t get rejected if you reject them first

    • @gracechen8954
      @gracechen8954 3 роки тому +13

      LMAO beggers can’t be choosers

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 2 роки тому +3

      Honestly it's all about your own attitude that'll get you game ❌❌

    • @LS-nj6oj
      @LS-nj6oj 2 роки тому +43

      just as broke men are the first ones to call women gold diggers, ha

  • @borilee2081
    @borilee2081 4 роки тому +10059

    Where does he get this overwhelming confidence from. I need summa that

  • @keeragrimwood8319
    @keeragrimwood8319 4 роки тому +9581

    UPDATE: It's 2020 and skippy is now a 42 yr old virgin

    • @danielkieda4006
      @danielkieda4006 4 роки тому +118

      keera marie I thought he lost it??

    • @keeragrimwood8319
      @keeragrimwood8319 4 роки тому +391

      daniel kieda I found him on Instagram @iamskippy and it’s in his bio lol

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 4 роки тому +132

      @@keeragrimwood8319 he is still a virgin, how?

    • @anactualoldlady1560
      @anactualoldlady1560 4 роки тому +612

      How has this guy not bought a prostitute? Like isn’t it legal in some European countries???

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 4 роки тому +707

      Guys, he's mormon. He has to get married first.

  • @dawsonburgess9744
    @dawsonburgess9744 5 років тому +4211

    Holy shit my coworker (who hasn’t heard of Cody ko before this) was talking about an old coworker he worked with at a pizza place, and he mentioned a coworker named skippy so I just blurted out, “oh skippy the Virgin right??” And he was a little confused and started to PERFECTLY describe him.
    dude fucking shared a work environment with the infamous skippy the virgin and had no idea.

    • @lotussight
      @lotussight 5 років тому +177

      I'm howling wtf 😂😂 oh dear God Skippy probably tried to hit ofnthe customers

    • @chrisj403
      @chrisj403 5 років тому +112

      Please tell us more about Skippy!

    • @toadboy7493
      @toadboy7493 5 років тому +154

      That means the bellybutton lint jar is real

    • @fuckerwhopings9110
      @fuckerwhopings9110 5 років тому +29

      DUDE, TELL US ABOUT HIM!!!

    • @mckinleymurphy6526
      @mckinleymurphy6526 5 років тому +11

      Dawson Burgess fellow Utahn

  • @ophelia7417
    @ophelia7417 5 років тому +2537

    Skippy: "lets have a date in my moms basement"
    Any girl with common sense: "911 yes his name is skippy"

    • @benbrooks566
      @benbrooks566 5 років тому +70

      911: oh so just the usual?

    • @LosViejonesDO
      @LosViejonesDO 4 роки тому +26

      911: we got another one!

    • @702d02
      @702d02 4 роки тому +42

      911: not this guy again

    • @maximilianorodriguez4484
      @maximilianorodriguez4484 4 роки тому +34

      911:We need to make a skippy hotline

    • @jenniferking6912
      @jenniferking6912 4 роки тому +4

      LesbianTiger he had a production crew with him she was just hoping this would be her big break

  • @ashleyadair2993
    @ashleyadair2993 6 років тому +1928

    "what up fellow sex-havers" oh damn this isn't for me I guess I should leave

    • @paintycup
      @paintycup 6 років тому +52

      Skippy? Is that you?

    • @norax1327
      @norax1327 5 років тому +31

      *skippy has left the chat*

  • @clippsie8747
    @clippsie8747 7 років тому +1767

    Skippy makes my introverted awkward self feel like the biggest flirt ever

    • @peytoncooper
      @peytoncooper 6 років тому +5

      AJ Track I'm introverted too lol

    • @markerlee2231
      @markerlee2231 6 років тому +5

      AJ Track same lmao

    • @leannuh47
      @leannuh47 6 років тому +15

      AJ Track serious confidence booster

    • @orincroft5134
      @orincroft5134 6 років тому +1

      honestly as long as I can do better than skippy I'm good

  • @Nina-tm6su
    @Nina-tm6su 3 роки тому +226

    I want a guy that looks at me the way cody looks at noel when they laugh

  • @idiobox
    @idiobox 4 роки тому +3809

    Skippy NEED to get an apartment and a clue, not laid. He's got the order all mixed up.

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 4 роки тому +22

      Fr

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 4 роки тому +66

      That man would not last a week, let alone a month or even a year on his own.

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 роки тому +66

      I swear I used to believe movies would exaggerate the whole virgin dork living in mom's basement thing. Man in his 30s, glasses, ugly hair cut and beard, unhealthy. But this man is like the real thing and he doesn't see what the problem is

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 роки тому +13

      @@Thisworldisagoner wait, is that dude fr? He literally is like the stereotypical "virgin" in movies (but somewhat worse) and I oddly refuse to believe that there are people who are tHAT extreme

    • @callmechad9056
      @callmechad9056 4 роки тому

      DAMN

  • @WeddingxPeach97
    @WeddingxPeach97 5 років тому +3231

    Skippy has entitled “nice guy” written all over him🤮🤢

    • @fionamccloskey6701
      @fionamccloskey6701 5 років тому +100

      Constellationillustrations his shirt at 3:46 literally says “NICE GUY finishing last since 1977”

    • @caitlinjopepe541
      @caitlinjopepe541 5 років тому +36

      The way he said "you can clean that up" 100% guarantee he expects a woman to cook and clean

  • @TheBigtrev1234
    @TheBigtrev1234 4 роки тому +6150

    I had a physical gag reflex when he said "belly button lint collection"

    • @ryfry4205
      @ryfry4205 4 роки тому +34

      baka • i think the like the dust that develops in your belly button 😋

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 роки тому +105

      @@ryfry4205 yeah, like clothes lint and dead skin that collects in your bellybutton if you don't wash properly 🤢

    • @sh.h.a312
      @sh.h.a312 4 роки тому +15

      Disgusting

    • @meyeneetuks4680
      @meyeneetuks4680 4 роки тому +85

      I refuse to believe that is real. Like no one could be that whacky to as to have a literal bellybutton lint collection. Right? Ugh no wonder hes a virgin

    • @xx2y3pu8
      @xx2y3pu8 4 роки тому +7

      SAME DNHDHDBDDB IM GONNA VOMIT🤢

  • @blair2739
    @blair2739 3 роки тому +550

    the first time I watched this, I was 16 and now I'm rewatching as a 20 year old and i still haven't lost it thanks for calling me out cody

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 роки тому +85

      Take your time and do it on your own terms. Just don’t be a creep like this dude.

    • @blisterywolf
      @blisterywolf 3 роки тому +52

      your value is not determined by whether or not you've done the deed

    • @calebnguyen7170
      @calebnguyen7170 3 роки тому +45

      @@blisterywolf It’s determined how much ur like Skippy

    • @tiffany.blewsXx
      @tiffany.blewsXx Рік тому +1

      Damn idk how ur doing with that now but if you still got it, good luck😭😭

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +2

      22yo here, you're not alone

  • @xo6929
    @xo6929 4 роки тому +19861

    Cody's so proud when noel laughs at his joke its so cute

  • @aud2d2
    @aud2d2 5 років тому +4394

    "can I pLeAsE kiss you" I can't I can't watch omg that was the absolute worst part

    • @abbyt2002
      @abbyt2002 5 років тому +4

      lol

    • @4reptar207
      @4reptar207 5 років тому +109

      I actually physically cringed at that part. The physical cringe is rare too. My whole body just tightened up, crazy

    • @Rain_MG
      @Rain_MG 5 років тому +29

      I actually died at that part ... I'm dead now

    • @GN-Aaron
      @GN-Aaron 5 років тому +11

      @@Rain_MG RIP

    • @VaunShiz
      @VaunShiz 5 років тому +5

      Easy to be forward like that when it's all staged hahaha

  • @poofer3878
    @poofer3878 5 років тому +7922

    Me wearing that virginity shirt while 8 months pregnant

  • @douglasdiggins8296
    @douglasdiggins8296 3 роки тому +1169

    The mom is the problem. Named her child Skippy, hasn't kicked him out yet, feeds into his shenanigans... Just bad parenting all round.

    • @enjae7962
      @enjae7962 3 роки тому +82

      Child's name ain't Skippy...his real name is Scott Joshua

    • @rodrigozanatta2740
      @rodrigozanatta2740 3 роки тому +132

      i blame him for his problems, but she gotta help him someway

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 роки тому +45

      agreed but he's definitely a problem as well

    • @frogmanjr
      @frogmanjr 3 роки тому +84

      @@enjae7962 so he intentionally calls himself SKIPPY …..😭

    • @monstrosity6738
      @monstrosity6738 2 роки тому

      Barbra Channler moment

  • @sierraloghan6097
    @sierraloghan6097 4 роки тому +10274

    If somebody like him grabbed me like he did that girl, I would literally start crying that is so terrifying. Being grabbed by some weirdo in his basement is like every girls nightmare I swear.

    • @hey_lavenderboy4208
      @hey_lavenderboy4208 3 роки тому +561

      Dude it's the scariest thing tbh. My ex did that to me once and I literally thought the worst was gonna happen. I could imagine how creeped out she was, especially in a BASEMENT

    • @ciroascarelli3717
      @ciroascarelli3717 3 роки тому +308

      Just reminding u that there was a whole-ass crew, which was right at her disposal in case something went wrong...If there was some actual harrasment/assault/manhandling attempt made - they'd def stop him. Also, the girl prolly got payed to go on a date with him.

    • @heatherdavis6099
      @heatherdavis6099 3 роки тому +124

      @K Milkerson damn you’re one of those

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 3 роки тому +85

      @K Milkerson you and skippy must be relatives

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 3 роки тому +18

      @H of course

  • @AnnnnnnnnnnnLeona
    @AnnnnnnnnnnnLeona 4 роки тому +7128

    So is nobody gonna talk about how he blow-dried his skin under his shirt

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 роки тому +534

      Just an average day in the swamp

    • @jadjanho5001
      @jadjanho5001 4 роки тому +221

      I thought he was drying the sweat off the shirt or smth 💀

    • @gobobcatsattexasstate6273
      @gobobcatsattexasstate6273 4 роки тому +22

      Riley Lisica Broooo stopppp! I laughed so hard!

    • @kurtwagner6574
      @kurtwagner6574 4 роки тому +53

      That's actually a trick to get the wrinkles out of your t- shirt without ironing it, I saw it in one of those lifehack videos

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 4 роки тому +37

      Why take a shower when you can just dry the sweat under your shirt

  • @carolinep480
    @carolinep480 4 роки тому +5809

    she definitely changed her hair and identity after this

    • @autonomousAcquaintances
      @autonomousAcquaintances 4 роки тому +236

      She was so into it but he blew it and creeped her out. She was dtf but by the end of it she didnt even wanna kiss him on the mouth.

    • @clairec6362
      @clairec6362 4 роки тому +118

      @@autonomousAcquaintances it seems like she is just rly passive and wanted to be nice and never was even close to being attracted to him and was just doing the hangout out of the kindness of her heart,, idk he seems like maybe he has some sort of special needs

    • @higfatforever4503
      @higfatforever4503 4 роки тому +34

      Or is still in the basement...

    • @Pyotiru
      @Pyotiru 4 роки тому +1

      @AMPAABENG AMPONSAH very truee ://

    • @Jay-okc
      @Jay-okc 4 роки тому +1

      @AMPAABENG AMPONSAH couldn’t have said it better ✅

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 3 роки тому +252

    I've seen more videos on Skippy and this is what I believe what's going on. He says he's a mormon and it's against mormon rules to have sex before you're married. So I feel like Skippy is trying to find someone to marry as soon as possible so he can have sex with them. Also, his real name isn't Skippy, It's Joshua.

    • @enjae7962
      @enjae7962 3 роки тому +12

      Isn't it Scott Joshua?

    • @Jaybirdieblue
      @Jaybirdieblue 2 роки тому +33

      I feel like that makes it worse, because he is CHOOSING to let people call him skippy.

    • @rachels6808
      @rachels6808 Рік тому +10

      You’re correct. And I will tell you as a woman in the same religion, none of those girls were interested at all in Skippy. Girls in this religion in my opinion are extremely nice and kind and often, even though red flags are waving in their faces and they aren’t liking someone, if they are asked on a date they’ll either give a nice let down or agree because someone like Skippy was very pushy. Very genuine kind girls who are too nice to say no when they feel they are being too harsh about someone right off the bat.

    • @ghostlord1229
      @ghostlord1229 8 місяців тому

      Noooooooooooooooo that's my name

  • @cleanpotato8600
    @cleanpotato8600 5 років тому +1589

    Reasons he didnt get a date
    1)he was super cringey
    2)he seemed too confident and non human
    3)his legal name is Skippy
    4)he clearly just wants 2 smasg

  • @MetallicAddict15
    @MetallicAddict15 4 роки тому +11015

    This is the only "That's cringe" that I genuinely cannot watch until the end. This guy creeps me out to no end

    • @honk1419
      @honk1419 4 роки тому +544

      I have to watch the video scrolling through this comment section
      I can't bring myself to watch it directly

    • @ivangomezprado434
      @ivangomezprado434 4 роки тому +31

      Yo nice profile pic

    • @f4lc0n15
      @f4lc0n15 4 роки тому +76

      same but it happens to me with the pony play one

    • @sheinakinn2936
      @sheinakinn2936 3 роки тому +53

      He reminds me of the guy from the human centipede

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +33

      @@sheinakinn2936 why would you bring that cursed creation into my mind.

  • @d3athr0ck3r
    @d3athr0ck3r 4 роки тому +4909

    So we see that Cody’s type are mid 2000’s teen moms

  • @keithspinach6953
    @keithspinach6953 3 роки тому +460

    I think it’s important to make fun of these people so they know they’re obviously doing something fucking wrong

    • @keithspinach6953
      @keithspinach6953 3 роки тому +11

      @Theris yeah I agree but dude I was just kidding around lol
      Thought people who watch Cody’s videos would have a sense of humor haha

  • @Cyrus-sf5lp
    @Cyrus-sf5lp 5 років тому +4184

    He’s the classic “nice guy”. The one who thinks u owe him something ( for example sex on the first date)cuz he payed for dinner or drove you to the place or spent more than 20 bucks on flowers. Like he was nice (or a decent human being) and now u owe him cuz he’s “a good person”.

    • @olivermoth
      @olivermoth 5 років тому +212

      aka the worst type of guy ever

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. 5 років тому +165

      Forreal! The whole "all I think about is sex so I always tell girls how cute they are" thing really freaked me out

    • @dankusmelankus8060
      @dankusmelankus8060 5 років тому +9

      Oliver Scott he’s not joe. Joe gets all the ladies. (Read my bio)

    • @xxaidanxxsniperz6404
      @xxaidanxxsniperz6404 5 років тому +12

      @@dankusmelankus8060 why have I stumbled onto the cult of Joe. This seems like a cult worth joining though.

    • @tatianato669
      @tatianato669 5 років тому +31

      watch out for him. that’s mr. struggle

  • @evansisler6102
    @evansisler6102 5 років тому +34422

    Reasons why skippy didn’t smash:
    1.) He was overly confident
    2.) He wouldn’t talk about anyone but himself
    3.) He made the girl clean up after they ate
    4.) He was clearly just trying to smash
    5.) He then pleaded for a kiss after a low key shitty date
    6.) His fucking name is skippy

    • @carterdc3576
      @carterdc3576 5 років тому +735

      I’m pretty sure if you’re a virgin, you can’t have a fucking name. Unlike the famous Peter the Great

    • @AromaticAromantic
      @AromaticAromantic 5 років тому +2655

      You forgot to mention THE BELLY BUTTON LINT JAR 🤣😭

    • @Lynn4
      @Lynn4 5 років тому +358

      Pewdiepie's dead toad was called slippy

    • @notava6601
      @notava6601 5 років тому +1026

      And that he lives with his parents and invited a girl on a date to his basement 😳

    • @cat-qp4pv
      @cat-qp4pv 5 років тому +878

      @@YoshiRocks57 2) uhhhhhh, ask questions about the girl? do u just ramble on about urself on dates lol?
      3) he said "if" so it wouldn't sound as bad, but he was clearly just telling her to clean up
      6) l o l
      didn't respond to the ones i agree about

  • @cvntracha
    @cvntracha 6 років тому +3796

    I'm glad they put his ass on tv so women everywhere would know to watch out for him.

  • @icatfishedyourdad2767
    @icatfishedyourdad2767 2 роки тому +92

    I wanna put it out there, especially now with the cost of living crisis and ridiculously high house prices, I don’t immediately discount men who live with their parents. Sometimes life throws us for a loop and we’re forced into circumstances beyond our control and that’s nothing to be ashamed of. However, I will immediately discount a man with a belly button lint collection.

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 5 років тому +4950

    I’m not comfortable with how he says, “please”

    • @suchaxcapricorn6420
      @suchaxcapricorn6420 5 років тому +83

      Lucy Dearden hes a gentleman because he asked permission for a kiss on the cheek, but...forceful permission. so hes a predatory gentleman?

    • @angelbby4318
      @angelbby4318 5 років тому +80

      such a x capricorn he wanted a kiss on the lips but she wouldn’t do it, she refused but he begged anyway and end up settling for a kiss on the cheek. im assuming that’s what they mean bc i do agree he should’ve let it be when she said no the first time.

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 років тому +13

      Lucy Dearden pullllllllleeeeeeease

    • @ilyasfatima1534
      @ilyasfatima1534 4 роки тому

      Bet u all wouldn't say that shit if the guy was fit,tall and good looking double standards smh

    • @angelbby4318
      @angelbby4318 4 роки тому +107

      @@ilyasfatima1534 'hot guys' can be creepy too. hence why mom's warn their little girls to be careful around frats and their parties. please keep your inferiority complex to yourself, or whatever it is that's got you so pressed.

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 7 років тому +29148

    You don't understand, Skippy was literally born to be a virgin. The second he climaxes he straight up disappears.

    • @drankydrank1
      @drankydrank1 7 років тому +1242

      Quantum-cockblocked. Soon as he smashes, he ceases to exist.

    • @alyssajpow
      @alyssajpow 7 років тому +297

      like Mr. Meeseeks but if his purpose was to be a virgin

    • @MobileLearner
      @MobileLearner 7 років тому +87

      Alyssa Powers wouldn't the task be to loose his virginity?

    • @mileskenney3520
      @mileskenney3520 7 років тому +64

      lmao How come you always have like two top comments on every video thats awesome

    • @alyssajpow
      @alyssajpow 7 років тому +12

      MobileLearner09 shit u right

  • @noahgilmore4837
    @noahgilmore4837 5 років тому +6467

    I remember being 20 and still a virgin but when Cody told me to “get on that shit” I lost it like 3 days later.Sometimes you need that tough love folks.

    • @avatar_bro
      @avatar_bro 4 роки тому +131

      Good for you

    • @nikidon99
      @nikidon99 4 роки тому +129

      I'm 22 and still a Virgin 😐😐

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 4 роки тому +77

      I’m 20 and still a virgin.

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 4 роки тому +305

      I'm 19 and terrified of sex whatssup

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 роки тому +163

      Panonymous Bloom same. Any kind of physical/intimate contact makes me uncomfortable and I’m just so uncomfortable in my own body. Something I need to work on tbh 😂

  • @user-xd7dt6gr8l
    @user-xd7dt6gr8l 2 роки тому +84

    he does have one talent, its not every day someone can make me feel this viscerally unsafe just by watching them on a 5 year old commentary youtube video

  • @emilyp3713
    @emilyp3713 6 років тому +2799

    I like how they don't edit out their laughter when they make jokes. It makes the video more genuine.

    • @olive-gy2rt
      @olive-gy2rt 5 років тому

      Emily Portalatin right

    • @olive-gy2rt
      @olive-gy2rt 5 років тому +26

      i literally sit there & laugh with them and i can’t do that with other you tubers

    • @diane7286
      @diane7286 5 років тому

      @@olive-gy2rt yeah i really like them too itsso funny

  • @jamesobrien1555
    @jamesobrien1555 5 років тому +2132

    Yoo this honestly makes me wanna just go out find the first cutest girl I see, ask her out on a date and not do all the shit Skippy did, this boosted my self confidence like 200%

    • @maddieenglish7237
      @maddieenglish7237 5 років тому +193

      Do it James, let your dreams be reality. Don't be Skippy....

    • @thewolfofcomedy5966
      @thewolfofcomedy5966 5 років тому +147

      Fax. Watching Skippy talk to women makes me feel like a pimp.

    • @avrage5585
      @avrage5585 5 років тому +35

      Be skippy. That is girl defined perfect man

    • @yourlocalalien3790
      @yourlocalalien3790 5 років тому +25

      Go on james, spread your wings and fly

    • @itstaybenzo
      @itstaybenzo 4 роки тому +39

      Rule 1: be confident
      Rule 2: don’t be skippy

  • @legittbaggs1250
    @legittbaggs1250 5 років тому +2765

    “In his parent’s basement”
    *Dude, have some class. Take her to tacobell or something*

  • @robertrichards6964
    @robertrichards6964 2 роки тому +39

    It’s so crazy seeing the different content these two put out now and then coming back to this. A true golden era in UA-cam’s history

  • @canturk_e9651
    @canturk_e9651 5 років тому +2436

    I guarantee Skippy would name one of his kids Jiff.

    • @gabelsv4245
      @gabelsv4245 5 років тому +184

      Bold of you to think Skippy would have kids.

    • @christianordonez5704
      @christianordonez5704 5 років тому +14

      It's gif

    • @liamplqys
      @liamplqys 5 років тому +2

      Christian memes it’s Jif.

    • @rahzlave8842
      @rahzlave8842 5 років тому +7

      @@christianordonez5704 Jiff as in another peanut butter brand

    • @EJ-ci6gp
      @EJ-ci6gp 5 років тому +3

      Rahz Lave he was making a joke

  • @BrianaLynn7
    @BrianaLynn7 4 роки тому +29483

    There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin.
    There is everything wrong with being like skippy.

    • @supplyingtheswag2814
      @supplyingtheswag2814 4 роки тому +49

      BrianaLynn7 😂😂😂

    • @emracck
      @emracck 4 роки тому +28

      BrianaLynn7 😂😂😂

    • @Cypixal
      @Cypixal 4 роки тому +249

      i feel bad for him

    • @EvaEvika
      @EvaEvika 4 роки тому +1046

      Exactly! It doesn't matter if you're a virgin or not, but he's the definition of a "nice guy". No wonder he's a virgin.

    • @tracyfarmer9022
      @tracyfarmer9022 4 роки тому +49

      That’s on god

  • @henrynation9964
    @henrynation9964 4 роки тому +3019

    2017: “Who would wear a shirt that says Virginity Rocks”
    2020: *Every kid at my high school wearing Danny Duncan merch*

  • @Cherry-li6nk
    @Cherry-li6nk 3 роки тому +224

    Incell and ‘nice guy’ energy is too high in here...

  • @bigdust0392
    @bigdust0392 4 роки тому +3829

    Things that Skippy doesn't play
    1. Games
    but also sports

  • @JoeSantagato
    @JoeSantagato 7 років тому +10561

    I wish Cody would go "talk to bishop" rough on me

    • @ramenhairproductions
      @ramenhairproductions 7 років тому +312

      Joe Santagato collab???

    • @OliviaSoule
      @OliviaSoule 7 років тому +154

      Joe Santagato was it a good Mormon party?

    • @MrErozi
      @MrErozi 7 років тому +515

      they did collab, joe is at 9:36

    • @bish8256
      @bish8256 7 років тому +76

      I hope this never becomes a meme because ... well.... my name

    • @kreedonandrol1836
      @kreedonandrol1836 7 років тому +70

      Joe Santagato where the fuck is your upload schedule you must have lost it

  • @rosieslaten5319
    @rosieslaten5319 5 років тому +2518

    Why does skippy look like he’s eight and thirty-eight at the same time 😂

  • @Imperium_protector
    @Imperium_protector 6 місяців тому +49

    Anyone else watching these for nostalgia before it all goes away?

    • @emten1584
      @emten1584 6 місяців тому +5

      There would probably be reuploads

    • @Marcus-ge5lw
      @Marcus-ge5lw 6 місяців тому

      Me

    • @Sleezy.Design
      @Sleezy.Design 5 місяців тому +3

      They won't be taken down, Cody still makes money with these videos. If he doesn't make new ones this is still easy passive money, he'd be stupid to take them offline lol

    • @thedastone1939
      @thedastone1939 4 місяці тому

      @@Sleezy.DesignCody needs to face some serious consequences

    • @Sleezy.Design
      @Sleezy.Design 4 місяці тому +1

      @@thedastone1939 it's not that serious

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 6 років тому +2890

    The weird thing about this guy is that he is not nervous at all, if he just stopped saying and doing weird stuff he could totally get laid

    • @szthbnsfprdctn
      @szthbnsfprdctn 6 років тому +355

      cat intensifies honestly. if he just knew all the right social cues, he'd do way better

    • @JulianaSilva-mw9ex
      @JulianaSilva-mw9ex 6 років тому +14

      Exactly!

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 років тому +186

      And burned all his t shirts, Jesus fucking Christ... If you're looking for "eternal bliss" in someone else, you'll be looking for a long fucking time 😂

    • @jmaster2311
      @jmaster2311 6 років тому +80

      zw0lfb4um don't forget about the fucking BELLY BUTTON LINT COLLECTION.

    • @web7014
      @web7014 6 років тому +7

      By who?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @libertyspencer9299
    @libertyspencer9299 5 років тому +2000

    Skippy is the type of guy who would scam you for feet pics on Omegle

  • @theboys3650
    @theboys3650 7 років тому +4696

    List of things skippy doesn’t play
    1. *Games*

    • @twat9954
      @twat9954 6 років тому +24

      Calvin Soxer no fucking way I watched this video as well

    • @drshoob5247
      @drshoob5247 6 років тому +5

      Bumcakes holy shit I thought I was the only one

    • @stepbro0014
      @stepbro0014 6 років тому +22

      2. sex

    • @kuma7249
      @kuma7249 6 років тому +14

      2.with wamen

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 років тому +1

      Calvin Soxer 😂😂😂

  • @Eli_JK
    @Eli_JK 3 роки тому +63

    Cody and Noel commenting on the guy's "vriginity rocks" shirt should see how many highschool guys are wearing that shirt in 2021

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi 5 років тому +8637

    1. Calls himself a nice guy
    2. Doesn't understand how dangerous a first date in a basement for a girl is
    3. Tries to pay girls to give him sexual attention with gifts (aka manipulation)
    4. Is not down for compromising
    5. Sees himself than better than others
    6. That fcking "clean this up"
    And he still surprised that no one wants to take his virginity?

    • @stazthesun
      @stazthesun 5 років тому +555

      Magi MiteinemG he’s low key an incel

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 років тому +468

      @@stazthesun wouldn't say it's lowkey tbh

    • @pasta7259
      @pasta7259 5 років тому +164

      7. He came from area 51

    • @chamomillesip
      @chamomillesip 5 років тому +115

      Staz The Sun i feel like incels are a lot less hopeful than this guy though, like i actually hope he figures out how to act and gets laid bc i think under all the 'i don't know how to act' he means well and he wants happiness

    • @austinknox8088
      @austinknox8088 5 років тому +188

      Not to mention belly button lint

  • @Natalia-no9yj
    @Natalia-no9yj 5 років тому +2192

    ok so i heard cody and noel briefly touch on it but like. do NOT accept a date with someone at their house. like cody says, that's dangerous af. you should always have your first couple of dates with someone in public places, out of safety. you don't know the person - they could be a murderer, etc. it's a good idea to always tell at least one other person (a friend or family) where you are when you're on a date, and to not be alone (aka you are protected by number)

    • @braylinbroussard1221
      @braylinbroussard1221 5 років тому +186

      I think she felt more comfortable because there was a camera crew there, and I doubt skippy would do anything in front of them. Even if he did it would be recorded

    • @MainKane
      @MainKane 5 років тому +6

      Braylin Broussard good point but they could always just kill you on the 4th date

    • @julia-ex7im
      @julia-ex7im 5 років тому +2

      @@MainKane well then it is sexy

    • @algeriannonesense8535
      @algeriannonesense8535 5 років тому

      that doesn't work like that if you watched a singel serial-killer movie you know that you should never trust a human ; murderers are like politicians 'earn your trust then stab you ' JOKING

    • @AuttiXo
      @AuttiXo 5 років тому

      This 🙌🏻

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 7 років тому +19828

    my boy Skippy tryna convince women to sell their body for a damn t shirt lmao

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 7 років тому +530

      JustJoe good ass shirts

    • @melly9918
      @melly9918 7 років тому +48

      lmao

    • @candyh1654
      @candyh1654 7 років тому +457

      Man if skippy swung the other way i'd tell my dude to hmu i want that fuckin shirt

    • @gaigea.2085
      @gaigea.2085 7 років тому +1

      JustJoe GAGAAG😂😂

    • @cala.r4156
      @cala.r4156 7 років тому

      LMAO

  • @ilovebirbstruecrime4096
    @ilovebirbstruecrime4096 3 роки тому +36

    I hated all other commentary channels but you guys are fun and genuine. I feel like I'm hanging out with my best guy friends!

  • @chiva9969
    @chiva9969 7 років тому +22732

    I haven’t lost my virginity cuz I never lose. Mama raised a winner.

  • @LeLeonTanis
    @LeLeonTanis 7 років тому +3032

    i had to take breaks while watching this video

    • @omarnouradi5612
      @omarnouradi5612 7 років тому +28

      I feel you dude ahahaha

    • @GraceGurlO
      @GraceGurlO 7 років тому +4

      Leon Tanis Same.

    • @cjbarton0055
      @cjbarton0055 7 років тому +62

      same, never needed a cig as much as right now

    • @evat267
      @evat267 7 років тому +37

      Leon Tanis ME TOO. I watched half and then didn't come back for three weeks

  • @claraisabella3425
    @claraisabella3425 4 роки тому +7528

    honestly poor girl, she looked so uncomfortable - he just does not respect the boundaries of others and really hypes himself up unnecessarily. Every time i rewatch this i cringe harder. He only thinks of himself and its making me PISS MY PANTS IN ANGER.

    • @toniblanche683
      @toniblanche683 4 роки тому +287

      Same r/nice guy. Grossness.

    • @wxsteria3451
      @wxsteria3451 3 роки тому +332

      Honestly he just gives off incel vibes and begs. Literally he could’ve just been nice to her and taken her out to dinner or movie and there’s a high possibility he could’ve gotten laid. It just doesn’t make sense how there’s grown men out here acting like this.

    • @wxsteria3451
      @wxsteria3451 3 роки тому +189

      @FoxLimbs can’t and will never excuse behavior like this. Religion and abstinence aren’t an excuse to be creepy old men. That’s why men have bad rep even if you aren’t this type of person. Don’t find an excuse for it, just hold people like this accountable for those actions.

    • @wxsteria3451
      @wxsteria3451 3 роки тому +39

      @FoxLimbs I understand that but my point is that this has to stop being what’s “expected” from men. It’s hard for it not to be because men continuously do things that are like this and aren’t being held accountable for it so we can’t let that shit slide anymore. Whether they’re sexually frustrated or not it’s just gross and straight up incel behavior

    • @steakorchicken5076
      @steakorchicken5076 3 роки тому +76

      right, like it's funny but dude literally has no sense of boundaries. Its hard to feel bad for a grown ass man whiny about not getting laid lol someone in his life just needs to be straight up real with him, not feel bad for him

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 3 роки тому +36

    Me rewatching this 4 years later, as a 20 year old virgin:
    _how the tables have turned_

  • @zipity2782
    @zipity2782 5 років тому +2346

    List of things Skippy does not play:
    1. Games

  • @lalechuza2170
    @lalechuza2170 4 роки тому +1826

    “who’d wear a ‘virginity rocks’ tshirt?” *flashfoward two years when they become popular*

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 4 роки тому +21

      They became popular?

    • @FERDAlax
      @FERDAlax 4 роки тому +49

      missbraindamage yes Danny Duncan has one of the most famous clothing brands

    • @FERDAlax
      @FERDAlax 4 роки тому +27

      missbraindamage he’s a youtuber and his clothes are in Zumiez and other skate shops

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 4 роки тому +1

      @@FERDAlax thanks for letting me know. 😁

    • @FERDAlax
      @FERDAlax 4 роки тому +2

      missbraindamage you are welcome

  • @HushtheMag
    @HushtheMag 4 роки тому +5669

    He's called Skippy because all the girls skip him.

  • @Trueblade1423
    @Trueblade1423 6 місяців тому +35

    The first part of the video aged like milk

  • @meganhughes1904
    @meganhughes1904 6 років тому +1350

    I feel so sorry for the mother it makes me sad to watch her because obviously she’s just doing it to make her son happy but he’s not that grateful

    • @el-waleedibrahim7834
      @el-waleedibrahim7834 6 років тому +5

      She must be blamed for raising such damn coward

    • @jayk5969
      @jayk5969 6 років тому +15

      Nah any mom who allows their adult ass son to still live in their basement are 100% to be blamed for their child being a virgin creepo

  • @blacklusterseabass4228
    @blacklusterseabass4228 5 років тому +6186

    We found the perfect guy for Girl Defined.

    • @punished1610
      @punished1610 5 років тому +519

      Na fam, this guy is a mr. Struggle

    • @bluntridge8008
      @bluntridge8008 5 років тому +46

      Lollll they should do a collab

    • @minx.toesies2037
      @minx.toesies2037 5 років тому +60

      Nah i kinda see mr.struggle over here lmao

    • @taruneisen990
      @taruneisen990 5 років тому +28

      @@punished1610 whats his god percent tho

    • @punished1610
      @punished1610 5 років тому +33

      @@taruneisen990 to be honest i think he cares more about his mom than god and well, THATS A SIN

  • @alexisd6106
    @alexisd6106 5 років тому +5729

    I don’t like Skippy. For the following reasons:
    -good hosts don’t make their guest clean up
    -when girls generously offer some other form of affection he brings a tacky shirt up trying to convince them of why they should do more
    -the way he says: “can I PLLEAAASSEEE kiss you” is so needy and forceful
    -He labels himself as a “good guy”
    -talks about himself the entire time

    • @Spiritual_Sunflower
      @Spiritual_Sunflower 5 років тому +172

      Alexis Badexis exactly if they wanna help they roll but don't make them🙄 he creeps me TF out

    • @mssophiad03
      @mssophiad03 5 років тому +353

      He's also really self important. He's talking about how he's the funniest, sweetest, etc.. out of all the other guys at that party.

    • @jaycuddy5663
      @jaycuddy5663 5 років тому +120

      Alexis D but I think u forget that skippy don’t play games

    • @youkingbdot1863
      @youkingbdot1863 5 років тому +4

      Wdym.... Mega gentleman....

    • @heezywrld
      @heezywrld 5 років тому +1

      @Feirce Majora no not really bc he actually has a good personality

  • @TheGnurgen
    @TheGnurgen 3 роки тому +36

    This is what an overprotective mother, who keeps telling her son he is amazing when he is below average, results in.

  • @emcarpio
    @emcarpio 5 років тому +2688

    IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT
    MY HEArt dropped i literally. that’s terrifying.

    • @aidenfindley8918
      @aidenfindley8918 5 років тому +1

      Emily Carpio Is having your own place a bragging right dya think ?

    • @kaylee8451
      @kaylee8451 5 років тому +136

      @@aidenfindley8918 No, but acting like living in your parents basement at the age of 34 is okay, its no bragging right either.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 років тому +125

      @@aidenfindley8918 At the very least go to the park or a coffeeshop ffs, his basement gives off serious serial killer vibes

    • @giselau5606
      @giselau5606 5 років тому +3

      zw0lfb4um there’s a camera crew right beside them. Plus a musician.

    • @gbluecheez
      @gbluecheez 5 років тому

      Emily Carpio my name is george, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents

  • @liamdalton5586
    @liamdalton5586 5 років тому +2167

    Here's someone for Bethany to do a literal U-turn for

  • @youngboozay3318
    @youngboozay3318 3 роки тому +2684

    He’s the type of dude that would seem nice upfront but if he ever had a real relationship he would be toxic and controlling

    • @Abby-if1yi
      @Abby-if1yi 3 роки тому +16

      yep

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 роки тому +45

      lol yeah i've been with that guy before. it genuinely makes it impossible to let go because you keep remembering the good times. first impressions really do last.

    • @meeieio
      @meeieio 2 роки тому +24

      Like I feel like if he and the girl win the vid we’re to date he would be insecure and wouldn’t “let” her go out with her friends or anything and get upset if she talked to other dudes, and then guilt trip her about it

  • @litcheese3289
    @litcheese3289 Рік тому +63

    Seeing Cody call anyone who’s not Kelsey hot makes my body recoil in pain #kelseysupremacy

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Рік тому +16

      It’s kinda funny though because the girl with a nice smile had one very similar to Kelsey! I thought it was cute to see that Kelsey is obviously he’s ultimate type/ dream girl ❤

    • @Crocodillia
      @Crocodillia 8 місяців тому +1

      I literally was thinking same thing 😂 #kelseysupremacy

  • @barbossa8142
    @barbossa8142 6 років тому +1920

    This had to have been by far the worst date this girl has ever been on.

    • @josh1655
      @josh1655 5 років тому +15

      I would like this comment but it's on 69 and not tryna screw it up. But nice comment

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 років тому +3

      + respect

    • @giselau5606
      @giselau5606 5 років тому

      Red Polo's road to 960

    • @AliColak
      @AliColak 5 років тому

      LMAO WAS IT EVEN A DATE. BOY HAD TO ASK POLITELY FOR A KISS😂😂😂😂

  • @JP-xd1vs
    @JP-xd1vs 5 років тому +3882

    Today is Skippy’s 42nd birthday and he’s still a virgin. God Bless him.

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 років тому +278

      John Kaiser dudes almost as old as my mom

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 років тому +17

      ^ same only a year younger lop

    • @emery-1697
      @emery-1697 5 років тому +154

      Hes older than both of my parents

    • @logandickerson1122
      @logandickerson1122 5 років тому +230

      He's a 40 year old virgin

    • @eisicon400
      @eisicon400 5 років тому +58

      He's older than my fucking mom, poor dude

  • @rebekahnave7325
    @rebekahnave7325 5 років тому +5064

    sad part is she probably only went on the date bc they paid her for airtime

    • @sumtingwong4557
      @sumtingwong4557 5 років тому +61

      Ya...Got skippy?

    • @thesloth2446
      @thesloth2446 5 років тому +15

      Awww poor guy lolo

    • @MrTrollingsnipers
      @MrTrollingsnipers 5 років тому +3

      you got any skips

    • @kathaai
      @kathaai 5 років тому +118

      I hope they paid her enough

    • @VirtualHolocaust
      @VirtualHolocaust 5 років тому +10

      Dont you be talking shit about our boy skippy. Imma about to send him a message and tell him when she says "so whats next" say "i dunno what do you want to do" THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL!

  • @AboutMMA_
    @AboutMMA_ Місяць тому +9

    Cody: I think she was 16
    Noel: what?
    Cody: what

  • @shannonfassler3852
    @shannonfassler3852 5 років тому +2004

    “Is this guy serious, or is this a character?” He’s Mormon. I grew up in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Mecca Of Mormonism. Trust me, this is for real.

    • @emraugnotavailable
      @emraugnotavailable 5 років тому +67

      Sal Tlay Ka Siti?
      Hello, my name is elder skippy...

    • @crazynats367
      @crazynats367 5 років тому +105

      But like, if he's a Mormon why is he pushing the whole losing virginity thing? Like it's wait until marriage or it is considered breaking the law of chastity

    • @isocooleatit
      @isocooleatit 5 років тому +60

      Woah woah woah, I'm from Utah and I don't think we should tie the whole state to this guy, there's gonna be weird people everywhere you go, it's not just cause of Mormons XD

    • @crazynats367
      @crazynats367 5 років тому +18

      @@isocooleatit agreed like he's just a snowflake. Like not all (and I mean not all) are like him. In fact I've never seen someone like him

    • @isocooleatit
      @isocooleatit 5 років тому +11

      @@crazynats367 Right? Like I've met some interesting characters but nothing like this dude.