Oh Them Tumblrs At It Again
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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Better do what the disembodied voice says, he's crazy-
Disembodied voice: I HEARD YOU
Crazy? I was crazy once
The Blurred Username was someone I had previously kept off videos for privacy reasons, but they recently changed handles when it was submitted and I made a lapse in error, so I had to quickly blur it out. Sorry about that guys.
Cause of death: what are you, a cop?
Cause of death: shut the frick up and let me hyperfixate in peace
There's a non-zero chance they are, in fact, a cop.
I didn't expect to get called out the instant I opened the video
Same
I literally got up at 11 am like 4 minutes ago
literally laid in bed all day and now it's 4am
I woke up, saw that a new pmseymour video happened while i slept, opened it up and very first thing,
I love "debating" with professors on semantics. I had a whole paper on the validity of the word "Ain't" and that there is no such thing as a "wrong word" because all language is a construct of art and social cues.
I had one professor who was awesome, because he taught creative writing, and let you do what-the-fuck-ever as long as he could get the idea you were going for, but would start other writing classes with “this isn’t about what’s right or wrong, but what’s most likely to get you a good grade from other professors who will just fail you instead of debate.”
He was a fellow ND giving all of us cheat codes
is not -> isn't
are not -> aren't
am not -> ain't
That's literally it. We don't have "amn't" because it turned into "ain't" lol
@@Gamesaucer Slightly more complicated than that as ain't also means 'is not', 'are not', 'have not', 'has not', 'does not', 'did not', in addition to 'am not' and probably other usages that I am not aware of. It is a collapse of many different words and contractions into one word with weird sound shifts from multiple dialects through history.
Edit: also, amn't is a word, along with an't but they're much more dialectally-restricted than ain't.
Literally me telling my professor arriving on time was a privilege because public transportation is left barely working for the poor (in our country at least) and my family couldn't drive me to our college (in my country staying in dorms isn't a thing). Arguing with teachers was incredibly fun, I miss it
If "ain't" is "not a real word", then "innit" isn't as well (since they're both the same thing).
Cause of death: I don’t fucking know.
lets go more tumblirs that gives us the chortles
Cause of death: fucked around and found out
“wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy” is one of the best jokes ever made
I’m not just laying in bed, I’m restoring my mana so I can get through the day
Except that takes the whole day
Surviving a conversation does feel like it requires the use of magic spells
I still prefer the "what's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question" version, but either way that's my favorite anti-joke. Always takes a minute for people to catch on, giving you just enough time to get behind cover before things start flying.
wAIT _I'M_ A LEFT-HANDED NONBINARY PERSON-
Well, are you?
congrats on the gender affirmation
JESUS IS BACK????
@@firstlettersecondpower back again
@@firstlettersecondpower AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
From what I can find, the J and G in JG Wentworth stand for the first initials of the founders, James Delaney and Gary Veloric; as far as I can tell, there isn't even anyone named "Wentworth" involved in the company.
**HOWEVER,** I _have_ been able to find that, around 2010, their CFO was one Mr. John J. Calamari. Now, as funny as "Jared Gerald Wentworth" is, it *pales* in comparison to John J. Calamari.
Apparently Mr. Wentworth was a fictional character used for advertising. THEY NAMED THE COMPANY AFTER THE MASCOT.
Ah well this would have been a better post
Cause of death: unnatural causes
Cause of death: Reasons.
cause of death: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy
that's just cain
"Do I look like a brother-keeper"
Cause of death: Yes
The run-on sentence one also doubles as Pm's attempt at a Bedman impression
That tiny turret "gotcha" was cute
Remember that person who had the button to buy a Kia SUV and accidentally pressed it?
why would one even make that button?
@@QueenMonoChromewhy would someone even buy that button?
To buy a Kia SUv, what are yall confused about?
@@QueenMonoChrome Why do we even HAVE that lever
Cause of death: Fuck if I know!
Cause of Death: How the hell am *I* supposed to know?!
JG Wentworth's full name is Jentworth Gentworth Wentworth. And I genuinely doubt he'd buy out your settlement if he wasn't ripping you off somehow. Why? Finance industry has more weasels in it than Harold's House of Weasels, and Harold's House of Weasels has a *LOT* of weasels.
3:39 dave strider
Cause of Death: [this page has been intentionally left blank]
Name: Heavy
Cause of death: Was killed
Love when you're so early all the stats are broken. The video is 4 minutes old, yet PM's pinned comment is 5 minutes old. Love it
Video is now 42 minutes old and the comment is 43 minutes old. It's still going
That's not broken. You can add a comment before a video is published.
Cause of Death: Where are your parents?
1:41 This is like the idea of tech implants solely used to buy.
Like yes I would like my right forearm to be a panel that I can use to purchase lays snack packs in bulk
I feel dumb, I thought it was a box of bees or a machine that attracts bees when you press the button.🐝
1:57 OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT ITS A KIRBY REFERENCE
3:16 my cousin got accepted into one of the most prestigious aerospace schools in the country off of nothing but a talk with the dean, but she still dropped out and is now an unemployed chainsmoker!
0:30 OMG I AM exactly what you described :D
im lefthanded and have been questioning my gender(apparently if you're aromantic and/or asexual, feeling detached from your gender is common), so ive got about 8 years until i can try that wine party trick
cause of death: stopped living
It may look like laying in bed, but it is actually some real in depth writing. I am giving my grey matter so much exercise.
Coincidentally, that's also why I didn't get any sleep last night, despite laying completely still with my eyes shut for several hours. ;~;
0:27
Wha-
Wait-
WAIT I DON'T WANNA BE-
NO I DON'T WANNA BE SOME GOD ON EARTH THAT NEVER GOES WELL SOMEONE HELP ME
The edit on the word “mind” is like the show Lost with its title
Not me, a dual doctorate holding, Ph.D possessing, three different master degree having pathologist, lurking in the dark underbelly of Tumblr...nope not me at all.
As a leftie, yes I am jesus.
Ok I can admit that PM got me good at the end there with the weather boy reference. Well played
Cause Of Death: "I need another vacation."
Edit: Virtual cookie to anyone who can figure out my reference.
1:54 had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Fun fact:
Marx's (Kirby Super Star) name in Japanese is Mark.
Just Mark
oh, hi Mark.
cause of death: watched a P.M. seymour video while eating
the amount of dopamine i get when onw of my submissions gets read shouldn't be this high and yet
Awesome 🤩
as a left handed nonbinary person
yes
What do ya mean? I love punctuation! Commas are my favorite :]
as a left handed nonbinary person, i can confirm my existence as The Messiah
What is this? A youtube comment section direly lacking in bees? My button that summons angry *BEES* ought to put a stop to that!
nobody expects a Kirby post in PM Seymour video
The "intercal" reference broke me
:0 VERMONT MENTIONED!!!!
I *hate* the concept of run on sentences, they make me chop up my ideas. If you can't comprehend me, then you need to read more of my sources.
I don't get reblogged often 👉 👉
But when I do I get scared.
omg it's the funny voice man
The way Seymour said dystopian as "dystopic" killed me. Not that it was funny; I am now deceased.
0:28 as an agnostic nonbinary lefty, I feel conflicted
Stop being agnostic and believe in yourself
0:25 As a non-binary left handed person I am _dying of laughter_ 😂😂😂
Algorithmic Punch!
Hey, hey, don't be looking at my link below. My eyes are up here.
I dont use punctuation for shit! I speak English! But writing it? Forget it
As a leftie, we are oppressed
0:24 I'm nb but right handed. Do I get to duel wield like Asajj Ventress!?!?!
That run-on sentence person is correct the example isn't even a run-on sentence it's just really long this is a run-on sentence a run-on sentence is two or more independent clauses joined together without proper punctuation or conjunctions do you see the difference the original has correctly applied conjunctions and is grammatically correct albeit unwieldy.
Poyo
I must harness my autism
Welp. Guess I'm Jesus.
Aw fuck im like 2 hours late this is tragic
I really feel like I should join Tumblr, but something is stopping me, idk what
hi
Hi
"If you're a left handed nonbinary person does that make you Jesus" - p.m. seymor 2024
❤
😂
4:09
what the hell is that me???? huh????
darth if you read this was that you who submitted me or-
i eated tumblr :3
I'm a left handed nonbinary person!
As a non-binary lefty, yes I am in fact Jesus
* sad right-handed nonbinary person noises*
I'm left handed and genderfluid what do I win
If the frog is neglecting its needs? You bet your ass I'll judge it.
"None of the sentences are actually grammatically wrong..." Yeah, they are. Punctuation serves a purpose besides giving the reader/speaker a natural spot to take a breath. A sentence is a single, self-contained thought. A run-on sentence creates a mess of thoughts, thrown together with no rhyme or reason. This can lead to a variety of structural problems later that make whatever you're writing extremely difficult to parse for a reader.
3:58 Cause of death: taxes
I do the opposite of run-on sentence; I tend to add a lot of punctuations and commas and such.
Cause of death: so as a joke…
Cause of death; their head just did that
Cause of death: It all started the day of my actual birth...
2:29 maybe leaving this in the tags was a Mississippitake.
*clears throat*
There was supposed to be a comma after write/read
2:15
*Blows up pancakes with my autism*
Nooooo, my pancakes D:
That sneaky merch plug was good, respect! 👌
0:45 I want you to find that teacher and make her read Moby Dick. Seriously, do you have _any idea_ how long that book can go without a period? I've never read the whole book myself. Technically speaking, I've only read one sentence of it for school. But the thing is, that one sentence was _multiple pages long._ And I don't mean it started halfway through one page and ended halfway through the next, I mean it went on for several _FULL_ pages.
2:20 i wanna see more lol, this is hilarious.
1:00
D:
3:54 I mean, not giving a shit is what killed Elvis
Cause of death: what are you, a cop?
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Bill Wurtz at first
As a lefty, I feel validated. Now if only the rest of the world would make scissors,pencils,and other items that would be accessible to us that’d be great
I'm left handed and genderfluid, and yes, I AM Jesus.
I would have watched this yesterday, but asdfmovie 15 came out. Priorities.
I hate to disappoint that guy but J.G. Wentworth stands for James Gary Wentworth
1:45 He’s so damn OP as a playable character what’s the reason to not support him
Well, I guess I'm Jesus.