The worst punishment hades ever came up with himself was tying two dudes to a magic chair that made them forget everything with giant venomous snakes cuz they was gon steal his wife
Gods & goddesses in high school Zeus: popular jock/player Poseidon: guy who just wants school to end and not to live in his brother’s shadow Hades: that one emo dude who plots the murder of his brothers Hera: mean girl/heart breaker Hestia: shy girl who loves her friends Persephone: the good girl who suddenly rebels against her mother (in this case by marrying her uncle) Aphrodite: the hot thot that’s life seems perfect Ares: wannabe gangster Athena: strong and independent girl who doesn’t liked to be messed with Apollo: here comes trouble Artemis: and make it double Hephaestus: the ugly guy who will most likely seen crushing on the hottest girl in school Hermes: that one cool guy mostly seen partying with Dionysus from time to time Hebe: following her senpai type of girl Dionysus: party boy/guy you can rely on to be hungover Eros: charmer/followed by an umpteen amount of girls Demeter: horse girl
Ok so Halloween story from today. So my math teacher (in her late twenties I think) wasn’t here today. I walk into class, and there is a google slide on the smart board. What does it say, you ask? It just has a picture of her late gecko in a paper witch costume with the caption “Stay safe on Halloween. And remember, Stevens costume will always be better than yours”. 7th grade math class is interesting.
Minthe- What does Persephone have that I don't?! Thanatos- For one, Hades (This is the best video to watch while copying down science notes at 2 am 😂😂)
4:58 Theseus: I have fought Monsters, witches, thieves, evil family members, centaurs, Tyrants, a man eating Minotaur, and my own inner demons, but never before have I come across as horrific a creature as Barney the Dinosaur
i saw the exact dude with the skeleton on his car at the gas station the other day. i also know exactly which 5 below is-- so cool to have a celebrity in my state :')
This is literally perfect thank you so much. Like, I've recently gotten back into Greek Mythology thanks to a game (Persona 3) with heavy references and such to it and was like "Oh HEY I remember you from that one myth" and it just kind of spiraled. Thank you for your patronage even if I am like, 2 years late LMAO
But why is Hecate just such a mood tho? Like honestly. Bro i fucken love Halloween. Legit i have a skeleton cat in my room and bat lights. The cat never leaves, but it does move around. I also have a terrifying doll. I love Halloween 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚.
I was in my car waiting for my dad to come back from the grocery store ,when a skeleton approached me and said" i have a letter for hades do you know where i can find him" that was by far the best hidden camera
SPOOPY TIME BITCHES Edit: I went outside to trick or treat and NO ONE WAS FUCKING WAKE AND IT'S 55° FARINHIGHT, 8:12 PM AND I'M SAD NOW *sad spoopy noises*
Since the day i discovered Hekate/Hécate (both are right) was married to Hermes i was waiting for someone to post a vine with them interactiong more than 2 times This video made my day
2:31 Now I feel lonely AND festive at the end of March alone in my room with nothing to do but write essays and wait for the next season of my hero Academia come out
There's misconception that Hades is evil when really. He's just a dude who loves his wife and dog.
Pretty good summary
Exactly
He's just a middle-aged suburban dad who wears Hawaiian shirts and sandals whilst watering his shrubbery.
And he called his dog Spot!
The worst punishment hades ever came up with himself was tying two dudes to a magic chair that made them forget everything with giant venomous snakes cuz they was gon steal his wife
Nobody:
Hades: we're a hAPPY FAA-MAA- LEEE
i went
to the
bruh dimension
and all i got
was a
lousy vibecheck
in the form of
this video
happy
halloween,
love,
h̶e̶c̶a̶t̶e̶
green.
I'm proud of you, and fuck your rules dad! I'm joining Hecate's cult!
I t b a w l I t h h l g
hecate when it's finally halloween: NOBODY MOVE IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE
hermes: but everytime is your time-
hecate: i know baby but it's HALLOWEEN
Hermes is the cheerleader/Steven Universe of Olympus.
Nah nah nah it's Melinoe's favorite time of the year, the godess of ghosts and nightmares is having a blast on halloween
@@meme0taker87 yep, lol 👻👻👻👻
@@meme0taker87 i mean Hekate is also a goddess of ghosts
Hecate: hocus pocus, you've lost your focus
(for context, I'm in class and I got a notification that Green posted)
wow
my attention deficit disorder has a voice.
THE SECOND MEME IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
ALSO THE POMEGRANATE ONE HECK I-
GREAT VIDEO MY FRIEND!
I can imagine Persephone, Hades, or Thanatos just walking up into Tantalus's view, and summoning a full-on banquet that they eat in front of him.
I can imagine then also decide to Sisyphus a little visit and just sit and watch him push a heavy boulder and laugh
I could do that
@@persephone3537 Please take me with you to laugh a tantalus
I'm late but. Makaria even being mentioned is *chef's kiss*
What about Melinoe?
Thanatos soundlessly whirling around on a bumpcar to Stayin Alive by Bee Gees is an absolute mood
how does this have 100 views in 6 minutes-
AW NO THIS IS LORD'S WORK
This is why everyone at school thinks I'm on drugs
kids: has a bunch of nightmares on Halloween night
Melinoe: *s t o n k s*
hermes x hecate forever
*enter elmo raising hellfire gif here*
YES
I blame you for my sudden love of this ship
Let's be honest their child would be Eris
Anyone else Cabin 20 pjo, and is just now hearing about this?😐
mortals: all death is bad-
Macaria: *am I a joke to you?*
Hecate and Hermes are now my fave dynamic duo💆🏽♀️
That's why they are husband and wife THEY ARE PERFECT
h...how are you the first person I've seen doing demeter as the 'no pomegranates' lady?
As well as the the lady who gives out "Halloween potatoes." Lol that was so perfect for her.
Gods & goddesses in high school
Zeus: popular jock/player
Poseidon: guy who just wants school to end and not to live in his brother’s shadow
Hades: that one emo dude who plots the murder of his brothers
Hera: mean girl/heart breaker
Hestia: shy girl who loves her friends
Persephone: the good girl who suddenly rebels against her mother (in this case by marrying her uncle)
Aphrodite: the hot thot that’s life seems perfect
Ares: wannabe gangster
Athena: strong and independent girl who doesn’t liked to be messed with
Apollo: here comes trouble
Artemis: and make it double
Hephaestus: the ugly guy who will most likely seen crushing on the hottest girl in school
Hermes: that one cool guy mostly seen partying with Dionysus from time to time
Hebe: following her senpai type of girl
Dionysus: party boy/guy you can rely on to be hungover
Eros: charmer/followed by an umpteen amount of girls
Demeter: horse girl
Apollo,Hermes,Dionysus,and Artemis are the trouble makers of the school and nothing can change my mind
Not the best explanation I've seen
Zeus is more of the flirt you know
@@LadyMythos315 AHH YESSSS HAHAHAHAHA
Apollo : here comes trouble….
Artemis : ……..and make it double
Ok so Halloween story from today.
So my math teacher (in her late twenties I think) wasn’t here today. I walk into class, and there is a google slide on the smart board. What does it say, you ask?
It just has a picture of her late gecko in a paper witch costume with the caption “Stay safe on Halloween. And remember, Stevens costume will always be better than yours”.
7th grade math class is interesting.
I love her
The pomegranate one was perfect.
Hades, Persephone, Hermes, Hecate and Thanatos would do a group Halloween costume for sure
I am SCREAMING at Orpheus playing the Goosebumps theme for Hades and Persephone. I would let him take his gf back too.
BUT WHY DOES THIS ALL FIT SO WELL????!!!!!!
Minthe- What does Persephone have that I don't?!
Thanatos- For one, Hades
(This is the best video to watch while copying down science notes at 2 am 😂😂)
LeafPool from the Warrior Cat Book Series pffffffffftttttt
BURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN
thank god someone who acknowledges that once time when Persephone straight up obliterated Psyche
What's the story of it?
2:01 Heracles should have taken some help
Did Athena make this
And btw this funny af
As the King of the Underworld i aprove this message and to all those here HAPPY HALLOWEEN
At 2:56 to be fair Orpheus did impress us but that kid did the one thing i told him not to. Why did you look back kid why
@Lord Apollo oh shush nephew, im not always miserable, especially not when i have persephone
@Lord Apollo you dont come to the underworld enough. I dont smile when on Olympus what with having to deal with the shit show that is our family
@Lord Apollo well yes, half the year i cant see the only source of joy in my world
@Lord Apollo think i havent tried, demeter tends to get in the way
Me when I die:
Family: heaven has gained another angel
Me and Hades viben' with spookytime songs:
✨ *THIS IS HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE-* ✨
Hades loves vibing on Halloween songs so he won't be dissapointed if you come
Should I be worried for Thanatos?
Nah, it's just his normal daily workout.
@@WALTJOY got it 👌
4:58
Theseus: I have fought Monsters, witches, thieves, evil family members, centaurs, Tyrants, a man eating Minotaur, and my own inner demons, but never before have I come across as horrific a creature as Barney the Dinosaur
I heard Bonetrousle and Dogsong-
Charon just needs a raise
Magi Derp ooooooo you got a heart!!!!!
1:38 this song is played in our school when breaks are over. 👍
I know I'm late but I'm living for the Cerberus vines rn
The underworld is just the adams family with powers. Persephone and Hades are just Morticia and Gomez with powers.
Hades : tell me my love, is it pain? Is it torture?
Persephone : oui
Hades, proceeds to kiss his wife’s hands :
YASSS REPRESENTATION OF MY BABE PSYCHE
THANK DEATH FOR HALLOWEEN, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
This video is as good as I imagine trick or treating must be.
2:33 bruh this is incredible
Hecate and Hermes are the duo I didn’t think I needed
THE FUCKING THANATOS AS A DANCING SKELETON ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY WATER CAME OUT MY NOSE
thank you for your service
3:04 had me dead I-☠
i saw the exact dude with the skeleton on his car at the gas station the other day. i also know exactly which 5 below is-- so cool to have a celebrity in my state :')
This is literally perfect thank you so much. Like, I've recently gotten back into Greek Mythology thanks to a game (Persona 3) with heavy references and such to it and was like "Oh HEY I remember you from that one myth" and it just kind of spiraled. Thank you for your patronage even if I am like, 2 years late LMAO
Also kudos to you for recognizing what a psychopomp is
But why is Hecate just such a mood tho? Like honestly. Bro i fucken love Halloween. Legit i have a skeleton cat in my room and bat lights. The cat never leaves, but it does move around. I also have a terrifying doll. I love Halloween 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚.
Me: Why do you have this on your computer?
Greencyborgninjadude: *That's a secret I'll never tell*
Enjoy my terrible attempt at a joke
Read this, explosive idea. An special edition dedicated only to Hermes, Apollo and Dionysus
BOOM
please-?
The holy trinity of being idiots
0:09 this is what he is like. no cap he emits crackhead energy and i love it.
2:58 Orpheus was throwing it back THOOOO LMAO
Is it too much to ask for a series of the underworld crew ™ just vibin together like one big happy family
your channel is a goldmine. i've been scrolling through all your videos and ugly cackling at all of them. thanks so much for your content!!
This means a lot to me, thank you!!
I was laughing for five minutes straight at the Staying Alvie one and now my family is looking at me weird
The second had me rolling on the floor laughing it was so funny.
1:12 Is that... one of the evil clown dudes from Homestuck...
Why is this so funny to me
0:53 is perfect
I love the "No pomegranates" I could watch it all day
1:06 what if I want to recruited into a cult 🙃
4:42 holy shit that’s perfect
Demeter: No PoMeGrAnAtEs!!!
Everyone else: *secret omnoming*
The pomegranates one with demeter, I was like yessss pomegranates mother....
7:57 got me, “no pomegranates!” 😂😭
5:52lol he had I looksee costum
Loooiik
Okay that Looksee costume at 5:48 is sick
Ikr
This- this is iconic
The Underworld Gods be like: the only functional sons of bitches in the whole mythos (besides Hestia)
I was in my car waiting for my dad to come back from the grocery store ,when a skeleton approached me and said" i have a letter for hades do you know where i can find him" that was by far the best hidden camera
Some of these are so relevant it's scary
6:55 made me laugh and be shocked at the same time.
Underworld is more wholesome than Olympus! Fight me!
What if I'm the one trying to get people to join my cult.
Hecate seems lonely. Can I be her friend?
I want to be her friend. She seems fun.
CALCIUM
Dionysus is my patron deity and I lost my shit at the fog machine one because I've done that when I worked on the haunted trail.
This is my favorite one of all.
I AM S C R E A M I N G THIS IS SO GOOD
Halloween is my favorite holiday
SPOOPY TIME BITCHES
Edit: I went outside to trick or treat and NO ONE WAS FUCKING WAKE AND IT'S 55° FARINHIGHT, 8:12 PM AND I'M SAD NOW *sad spoopy noises*
HELL YEAH
nO- sTOP MAKING ME LAUGH-
the second one (with sisyphus) had me fucking WHEEZING
Yap. Im glad hades said he would clean it up. Well... i somehow doubt it
IM DYING WHAT IS 0:30 OMFGG I LOVE THIS
Persephone and Hades in the Scooby doo one were so cute
bro the thesus one was gold
Hypnos was sleeping, so he missed all this. Thanatos gave him some chocolates as condolences.
*Percy jacksons and the Olympians intensifies*
The second one is perfection
6:12
V I B E C H E C K
I love how many Hecate vines are in here
Since the day i discovered Hekate/Hécate (both are right) was married to Hermes i was waiting for someone to post a vine with them interactiong more than 2 times
This video made my day
0:08 omg poor Hermes *ZEUS GOVE YOUR SON HIS CANDY BACK OR I WILL BEAT THE SHI-*
Thesus and Pirithous clip is both hilarious and horrifying
2:31
Now I feel lonely AND festive at the end of March alone in my room with nothing to do but write essays and wait for the next season of my hero Academia come out
0:27 sometimes I worry for you greencyborgninjadude
The one at 1:13 killed me XD
(And the No pomegranades at 7:35 was great too)
I know this is a year late but the meme at 1:20 could also work for Thanatos and mekaria
YOU WATCH CHARLES CORNELL
(Also this is an amazing video. Only the most quality shitposting from greency ❤️🖤)
THANATOS, MY BOİ