The Olympians as the epitome of a dysfunctional™ family: Zeus: uncle who you KNOW is cheating but nothing can stop him Hera: nasty ass auntie who can't take her anger out at her cheating husband so is salty at everyone else Poseidon: cool uncle Hades: lives on the opposite side of the country to escape family drama, only sane person here Demeter: was a sweet aunt when u were little but all the fucking drama in the family soured her up Hestia: mom. Doesn't matter whose kid u actually are. She is ur mom and u love her Apollo: cousin who tries to act cool but is dying inside Artemis: cousin who is cool and Ace and queen(auntie Hera keeps on asking her when she's gonna get a boo) Hermes: cool cousin who sends cursed memes to the family group chat. Runs undercover drug business. Athena: know-it-all cousin. Tries to be Ace queen like Artemis. You decide whether she achieves it or not Ares: frat boy cousin. Acts like a dick to everyone but is the only person Hera likes in the entire -pantheon- family so gets away with it all. Hephaestus: engineer boi. Cool and quiet. Is also one of the few sane people here Aphrodite: loud bitchy diva. Takes after auntie Hera Add your own ones in the replies!
Persephone: auntie that also Lives on the other side of the country to escape the family drama but has to visit but when she does she brings u gifts and is one of the few sane people in the family
This is a good example#Quarantinestuff. I thought I had watched all the Greek gods as vines videos so thanks for another classic and amazing entertaining video.
Hell yeah, wonderful way to start my week! My favorites were Hermes and Hecate trying to make relatable content, Hestia at Demeter's farm, Ariadne proud to call Dionysus her husband, and Apollo and Artemis taking over as the sun and moon twins XD. Also Demeter reacting to Persephone being pregnant is great...I can just imagine their conversation being like: Demeter: "Honey, just because I let you marry Hades doesn't mean you were automatically allowed to have sex with him!" Persephone: "Oh really, is that what you and Dad did? You went out of your way to get permission from Cronos and Rhea before sleeping with him?" Demeter: "..." Hermes randomly pops in: "And that, Demeter, is what mortals would call a 'burn'."
You know, I feel like you should do the gods a Kardashian clips. I just feel like they're both amazingly memeable yet dysfunctional families, it's the perfect chance Greency- TAKE IT
Okay definitely time to go to bed because vines I know by heart are now making me feel like some demigod, but instead of visual dyslexia it's A U D I T O R T B A B Y
Honestly we need a show where all the siblings, Athena, Ares, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Dionysus, Hermes, Apollo and Artemis live together and make a mess
All Americans are happy that it's 4/20/20 for them Meanwhile I'm chilling here on the 20th day of 4/20 This is why dd/mm/yyyy is better (also 4/20 haha blaze it)
YAAAAASSSS BIIIIISSSHHHH!!! been waiting for my favorite gawd recognition all month!!!!! 😎😎😎😎 Anybody else can’t sleep due to existencial crisis?? Nah?? Just me?? .... K then I’m out...
Since everybody already has in mind main members' of the Pantheon family dynamic, here's some less appreciated figures of the family: Dionisus and Ariadne: A rapid drinker cousin, who somehow manages to not tap into alcoholism while getting along with literally everyone in the family, and his sweet girlfriend. Contagiously happy and likeable couple. Gaia: Grandma, who may or may have not murdered her previous husbands. Has a personality of mafia leader. Spends most of her time either sleeping or watching some unfathomable abominations on TV. Doesn't talk to anyone and no one doesn't talk to her. She seems to like it that way. Kronos: Grandpa who has been put into a nursing home so long ago you aren't sure if he is alive anymore. Nobody talks about him. Nyx and Thanatos: Some removed aunt and her son who you only seen on pictures in uncle Hades' wallet. Both look depressed on every single one of them. Charon: Hades' and Persephone's driver. Always waits inside his car, drinking tea from thermos, while the family gets together. Fates: Trio of creepy ladies, who somehow always end up outside of your fence. Always try tricking everyone into making bets on progression of the story in some TV series only they seem to watch. Phobos and Deimos: Twins, Ares' problem children. Have inclinations of real psychopaths. Everybody secretly wants to strangle them in their sleep. Eris: Creepy half-sister, who shows up on family get-togethers only to ruin everyone's fun. Seems to be the only person to like Deimos and Phobos. Minos: Hades' work assistant. Constantly calls him on every insignificant matter. For some reason every uncle has some embarrassing story to tell about him. Chaos: Landlord nobody isn't sure exists, but everybody seems to fear.
this video also ends at 4:20. coincidence? nonsense, this is green we're talking about.
my favorite parts :
- Artemis and Actaeon part
- Artemis was been bribed by money
- leto recording
My favorite part is when the entire pantheon sung the halo theme
The Olympians as the epitome of a dysfunctional™ family:
Zeus: uncle who you KNOW is cheating but nothing can stop him
Hera: nasty ass auntie who can't take her anger out at her cheating husband so is salty at everyone else
Poseidon: cool uncle
Hades: lives on the opposite side of the country to escape family drama, only sane person here
Demeter: was a sweet aunt when u were little but all the fucking drama in the family soured her up
Hestia: mom. Doesn't matter whose kid u actually are. She is ur mom and u love her
Apollo: cousin who tries to act cool but is dying inside
Artemis: cousin who is cool and Ace and queen(auntie Hera keeps on asking her when she's gonna get a boo)
Hermes: cool cousin who sends cursed memes to the family group chat. Runs undercover drug business.
Athena: know-it-all cousin. Tries to be Ace queen like Artemis. You decide whether she achieves it or not
Ares: frat boy cousin. Acts like a dick to everyone but is the only person Hera likes in the entire -pantheon- family so gets away with it all.
Hephaestus: engineer boi. Cool and quiet. Is also one of the few sane people here
Aphrodite: loud bitchy diva. Takes after auntie Hera
Add your own ones in the replies!
Persephone: auntie that also Lives on the other side of the country to escape the family drama but has to visit but when she does she brings u gifts and is one of the few sane people in the family
Dionysus: Hermes's No.1 Customer
@@monsieurromanbedlam5101 I was really struggling for a Dionysus one. This one is quite perfect.
Hecate: That friend of your uncles that is like a aunt who likes horror movies and only responds with sarcasm.
Hypnos: Guest that slept over one time and hasn't -woken up- left since then
Hera: I’m going to McDonald’s does anyone want anything
Hermes: a functional household
Hera: Yeah i got like 20 dollars
Hermes: Chicken nuggets then
This is it, gamers. Rise. Our time has come.
Ariadne calls Dio 'wife' on occasion and Dio calls Ari 'husband' on occasion fight me on this headcanon
Did Dionysus write the title?
wouldn't be surprised at this point
This is a good example#Quarantinestuff. I thought I had watched all the Greek gods as vines videos so thanks for another classic and amazing entertaining video.
when it comes to vines, nothing will ever be enough
0:53 - 1:02
I have a feeling this actually happened...
@Lady Athena Not suprised.
@Lady Athena Yes, I am very well aware of that.
Finally. Some good Artemis and Apollo vines. Shit's good.
"I'm a hore you idiot" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Ophiuchus: Aquarius is still pissed at how petty Hera can be
"If hera fricked your life up call now"
*literally every on of tues flings calls not to mention his kids"
3:22
Everyone @ Cassandra
4:04 you entering with this video, the rest of us being blessed by the content
😭🤠💚
Greency putting two seconds of Zeus at the end of the video made my day, I didn't knew you were aware those existed xd
I just imagine that Hypnos has a permanent case of bedhead
3:16 *man behind the slaughter plays*
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hell yeah, wonderful way to start my week! My favorites were Hermes and Hecate trying to make relatable content, Hestia at Demeter's farm, Ariadne proud to call Dionysus her husband, and Apollo and Artemis taking over as the sun and moon twins XD. Also Demeter reacting to Persephone being pregnant is great...I can just imagine their conversation being like:
Demeter: "Honey, just because I let you marry Hades doesn't mean you were automatically allowed to have sex with him!" Persephone: "Oh really, is that what you and Dad did? You went out of your way to get permission from Cronos and Rhea before sleeping with him?"
Demeter: "..."
Hermes randomly pops in: "And that, Demeter, is what mortals would call a 'burn'."
XD
i should be studying and listening to math in an online meeting but who cares
LOL same. I'm supposed To retake A test This week
Don't mind me I'm just appreciating the Ariadne and Dionysus content (and the whole video tbh)
The pantheon has reached it’s peak of glory on this day
Of course Hermes, Apollo and Dionysus had to be the first onces...
Edit: Ok, but i'm actually silently dancing in my chair because it's 4/20
Remember that post from 69 days ago?
@@Alex-qp7mj What post?
You know, I feel like you should do the gods a Kardashian clips. I just feel like they're both amazingly memeable yet dysfunctional families, it's the perfect chance Greency- TAKE IT
YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I WILL
1:47 OMG that's perfection
Edit: Forget about it... 2:59 was even better lol
Okay definitely time to go to bed because vines I know by heart are now making me feel like some demigod, but instead of visual dyslexia it's A U D I T O R T B A B Y
This fills another empty void in my soul. Thank you
ahh, good shit - 4:20 glorious minutes of ignorance to my constant existential crisis. Thanks, Green
Honestly we need a show where all the siblings, Athena, Ares, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Dionysus, Hermes, Apollo and Artemis live together and make a mess
3:19 that kid boutta whip that bunny with his belt
You making these vines is a tribute to almighty dionysus himself
All Americans are happy that it's 4/20/20 for them
Meanwhile I'm chilling here on the 20th day of 4/20
This is why dd/mm/yyyy is better
(also 4/20 haha blaze it)
The Leto recording one is the most adorable thing i've ever seen omg
Here I am. Instead of doing my math homework, I'm watching greek gods as vines videos and doing quick google researches to get the jokes.
Me, someone that works with Hypnos : yeah, that's him, that's his whole personality
Alright now I‘m a big fan of the Apollo & Artemis vines...they‘re so hilarious 😂👌🏻
rSeiko our favorite sun and moon gods
Thank you for blessing me this at 4 am
I was way too excited when I got the notification for this. I live for these videos, I swear
Yesss. Another vine comp. Happy 420 day! :v
Also 2:37 one make me cry
4pm here in Brazil, and it was a perfect timing to my tea time 👌 lol
It’s 3 am where I live and honestly this video makes sense to watch around then
Also, 2:16 is me during quarantine
0:47
Heracles: *quickly writes the number down*
Dionysus is my favorite vampire ever!
First time I’ve been early to a video ever and I’m happy it’s this one
I'm not really sure if Hestia would do and say that, but that still is HILARIOUS!!!!!
Finally another video!
Hallelujah!
This is the only thing keeping me alive, besides the leftover jelly beans I have from bunny day
This whole month is 420 if you think about it-
YAY! ANOTHER GREEK GODS AS VINES TO AD TO MY MEMEORIES!
i have never been happier to see a youtube notification omg
2:00 I had to remind myself Zeus is a horn dogggg
Hypnos is a mood
omg, i really enjoy ur content! ! thnks for making these stuff. i hope u keep on making them vine edits❗
😏💚
@@greencyy 🙌💛💕
YAAAAASSSS BIIIIISSSHHHH!!! been waiting for my favorite gawd recognition all month!!!!! 😎😎😎😎 Anybody else can’t sleep due to existencial crisis?? Nah?? Just me?? .... K then I’m out...
OMG YES EARLY SQUAD UNITE
Omg the last one killed all other vines 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:43 Astraeus and Eos: *at least they HAD a bike to be taken away from them* 🥺🥺🥺
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS
1:32 and that's how he survived the trojan war
1:24
No he probably just flops around like a fish
3:40 was a bit too real
THAT LAST ONE IS SO ME
This is great
Since everybody already has in mind main members' of the Pantheon family dynamic, here's some less appreciated figures of the family:
Dionisus and Ariadne: A rapid drinker cousin, who somehow manages to not tap into alcoholism while getting along with literally everyone in the family, and his sweet girlfriend. Contagiously happy and likeable couple.
Gaia: Grandma, who may or may have not murdered her previous husbands. Has a personality of mafia leader. Spends most of her time either sleeping or watching some unfathomable abominations on TV. Doesn't talk to anyone and no one doesn't talk to her. She seems to like it that way.
Kronos: Grandpa who has been put into a nursing home so long ago you aren't sure if he is alive anymore. Nobody talks about him.
Nyx and Thanatos: Some removed aunt and her son who you only seen on pictures in uncle Hades' wallet. Both look depressed on every single one of them.
Charon: Hades' and Persephone's driver. Always waits inside his car, drinking tea from thermos, while the family gets together.
Fates: Trio of creepy ladies, who somehow always end up outside of your fence. Always try tricking everyone into making bets on progression of the story in some TV series only they seem to watch.
Phobos and Deimos: Twins, Ares' problem children. Have inclinations of real psychopaths. Everybody secretly wants to strangle them in their sleep.
Eris: Creepy half-sister, who shows up on family get-togethers only to ruin everyone's fun. Seems to be the only person to like Deimos and Phobos.
Minos: Hades' work assistant. Constantly calls him on every insignificant matter. For some reason every uncle has some embarrassing story to tell about him.
Chaos: Landlord nobody isn't sure exists, but everybody seems to fear.
I am a Greek mythology nerd, this is perfect for my kind
finally some good fucking hypnos content underrated king
Beautiful
My cat somehow clicked on this video while I was watching another video. Coincidence? I think not.
Sadly its 421 today here but yes 420
yes sir
Omg lol that was soo jokes
WOOOOO
Artemis ate Actaeon
I though for 3:05 it was going to be Python or something, but yeah that works too (maybe even better)
4:04 i am that mythology nerd
I would like to say I was 69th like
You won
Can you do a Dionysus as vines?
It’s my bday (4/20) and I’m screeching
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGEND
greencyborgninjadude I HAVE BEEN GIVEN AN ARMY OF WORM ON A STRINGS
there's 469 likes as i am currently sending this comment to your sacred and somewhat cursed video.
yEEt
Let’s be honest none of y’all except maybe one hasn’t read PJO, HoH or ToA at some point
Duh that series was the gateway drug to greek mythology for gen z 😂
This video is almost 4:20 minutes long
Are they singing halo in that last one?
0:07 hey what song did you at this part it is th
I'M MADE THE 669TH LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Second
Guess whomstve was first? Not me
OMG🖤🖤🖤
What is 0:55 - 0:60 from
WAIT THATS SONGS FAMILYA 0:24 WHAT IS IT FROM OMFG
The walking dead maybe?