@@infiniteaj8688 He actually has a good mic if you check out one of his streams, what he said was that he didn't realize that he had his webcam mic on and Sunless didnt say anything lmao
Immortal_Hades yeah he always acts like an asshole, shitting on players just because they arent at least champ level. like yeah they’re bad compared to him but he’s a fucking PRO
right now i’m finna is your mom what she was going on with you to tell you she had to do a lot of stuff and then i just like that she was just playing and she was just playing Fortnite😄🤬
"he's got the confidence, he's trying aerials, he's trying wall shots and stuff. He just doesn't remember all the times it went wrong and remembers the one time it bounced three times before the line and went in." I feel personally attacked.
Derek now it makes sense when he roasts Rizzo when Rizzo’s been a champ 3 in some of their videos. “Holy shit you’re so low!” He probably genuinely thinks ranks go champ 3; 2; 1 -> GC
Its so funny because everyone's mic is crispy or at least good quality and then there's Jessie with a mic that breaks the sound barrier with a gust of wind
Inaudible... you couldn't hear that? Are you legitimately deaf? No... that didn't show up in auto generated subtitles... ig you're just dumb as hell. (Incoherent is probably something similar to what you were looking for, there)
nah it was more like Jessie: I'm guessing champ 1. Actually... uhhh.. champ 2... No I uhh im gonna stick with champ 1. Still liked your comment tho lmao
I would really want to see a video that shows bronze, silver, gold, plat, etc. players doing same training pack. Preferably side by side to see real difference in speed, positioning and accuracy.
LostInTokyos Light Jesus it’s a fucking joke chill out. How self conscious do you have to be to get offended over the word ‘simp’ on someone else’s behalf? You’re the kinda person to be offended when called a boomer lmao
Sorry, I was pretty aggressive when I wrote this comment. It’s just that the word “simp” is so overused, to the point where it’s not even funny anymore. It’s just like “Ok Boomer”, where it was used so much it wasn’t funny. It just kind of pisses me off when someone uses the word “simp” for someone that’s not even being a simp. In this case, it really pissed me off, and I apologize for that.
I think she did some RL coaching, so she has probably seen low level RL before. I didn't expect Johnny to mess up this bad tho, he's casted so many gold/plat games.
I'm surprised that people struggle with this so much. I've been in Diamond for quite a while though, so it's pretty easy to rank based on who is better or worse than me, but some of the guesses are comically bad.
I think it's more of a compliment; the game evolves and players of different ranks can do more and more over time. I have no idea what silvers can do today but I'm sure they're much better than when I was one
@@vdinh143 was in silver a few months ago and now Plat 3. Silvers can fast aerial with some having decent control, wall play is ok at time but still horrible, it's a complete mess but people still underestimate silvers nowadays.
CitizenErased 17 Zero Silver players can fast aerial. They might be able to learn to boost and jump at the same time, but that is not a fast aerial. Fast aerials aren't used until high Diamond / Champion and above, but it doesn't start becoming commonplace for every aerial until Champion II (in 2v2) or Champion I (in 3v3). Walls are practically non-existent for anyone until Diamond, and it's not commonplace until around Champion I and above.
I love how he edits it. “We’ll go for champ 2” “Definitely not anywhere near champ.” “All right we definitely put this lobby lower than the last one” “This is definitely a higher level player than the last clip”
Player: *presses boost button*
Jessie: That's a champ 1 right there.
*hits the ball once*
Could also be C3 after that, I'm not so sure anymore!
Player: *jumps*
Jessie: yeah high gc
Player: flies to ball
Jessie: is that squishy muffins ?
Player: hit an Ariel
Jessie: that has to be grand Master eggplant
why is this so god damned true
player: touches controller
Jessie: thats an rlcs finalist
Axel Baker lol
New Adventures i’ve been doing that since silver so i deserve champion 2 too
@Adventure Gaming shut up u arent
@@holaxatzonek5553 its a joke dude
@@agge3996 maybe he thinks that he's lying aboot using right stick?
Jessie guessing champ 1 for the gold 2 player and subsequently laughing with his trash mic made my day.
Dimitri Petrevski i thought he was S2 lol
his mic and his accent are just legendary
Trash mics are great
lmaaao
-tri-
I like how Jessie’s mic quality sounds like a 9yr raging at cod ngl
Nah most 9yr olds cant play cod
@@homid_clapz5331 XD
@@cm24hd7 wdym xd your laughing at yourself then…..
Ye
Sounds like DannyG lol
Bronze 1: Makes car go forward
Jessie: Yeah, I think that's Champ 1
DUDE FUCK YES, I’m fuckin dead💀😂😂
Yeah, if that was Champ1, i would have been Grand Champ long ago.
@@DemigodDuke ikr
Jessie: That's gotta be a Champ 2
Khan: So this was actually a bot
If you can make the bot change the camera to ballcam sometimes i don't doubt jessie guessing that
Valentin Bettlaken it’s also funny because there is a bot called khan
I don't know why but I could not stop laughing at this comment
Lol
HA
Installs rocket league
Jessie: That’s GC right there
lmao jessie is ass at guessing ranks XD
he needs a new mic before guessing any ranks
@@taritznova9192 THANK YOU. My ears are actually dead right now.
@@infiniteaj8688 He actually has a good mic if you check out one of his streams, what he said was that he didn't realize that he had his webcam mic on and Sunless didnt say anything lmao
lol
* Legend say’s that Jessie’s mic Can still be heard from Paris*
But who is in Paris tho
@@noell2519 people who life there, lol.
@@rlbeskoetje ahh yes... *life* there
@@noell2519 i am
@@rlbeskoetje u missed the joke
The funniest part about this video is jessies mic quality
SuperNinja730 lol funny mic
Ikr
Lol
Absolute garbage
Xbox mic tho XD
“Oh man this guys bad”
*tear rolls down Khans face*
Gooder 400 like
Gooder i busted out laughing when i first heard that
Lmfao Sizz is fkn savage. Had me dying dude
Its sizz tho. I love the guy but he thinks anyone who isn't a pro (and even thats a stretch) is a silver monkey thats bad at the game.
Immortal_Hades yeah he always acts like an asshole, shitting on players just because they arent at least champ level. like yeah they’re bad compared to him but he’s a fucking PRO
Player: **hits the ball**
Jessie: (unintelligible Dutch earrape)
Jayツ dutch?
Stans Kok he’s from the Netherlands, AKA he’s Dutch.
Jayツ I see you comment every video I see why you in my recommendations Jay
Rocket league: The destruction of eardrums
Featuring: Jesse and his "amazing" mic quality
Something wrong with dutch
Sizz: Oh wow this guys ✨ BAD ✨
Sunless’ ego: *dies inside*
Player: Uses octane
Jessie: Thats top 100
i think that the fennec is also a top 100 car
no, it's champ 1
@TEAM JR7 nope he did, check your facts man
Karma: I think we’re dealing with a low level lobby
Sizz: This is some low level shit
Jessie: It could be Grand Champ
Me: Are you okay Jessie?
Bro I read this right when the clip rolled💀😭
Pinty They are grand champs, they’re just stuck in a low rank because they have bad teammates
Imagine being so good at the game that you don’t even know how the ranks below you work
Sizz is a bit special in general
I'd probably go to the casual servers and ask people, just to see.
\\\/// The best Brick around
05:23 i literally laughed my ass out when sizz started laughing when sunless said that player was him xD
I fucking love Sizz's laugh. I lost it too.
It's 5:23 not 05:23
"-The defence is bad..."
"-It was you."
Instant karma :D
Well done
Should have capitalized the 'k' in karma
she thought she was dissing herself but it was the previous replay that she was dissing.
This accidental pun has made my day
FlamableDrip5 I don’t think it was accidebtsl
Jessie: I'm gonna say this was a Diamond 3
Khan: So this was actually a guy who was afk
Lmao
Jessie: I think this is a GC
Sunless: This is a rookie bot...
FatBabyBoi13 😭😭
Jessie: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
1000th like let's go!
Jessie and PewDiePie have like similar levels of audio quality
omfg u fckin killed pewds but true
No Jessie has the funny mic (or the jschlatt mic)
XD yeah
Ur high
mıguəl Jessie’s is dog wat u mean
10:00 😂😆 I could not stop laghing
Same💀
WHAT AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQH
Jessie’s mic quality brings back memories of old call of duty
Geee Master lol
It reminds me of jschlatt
look man, his value only goes up
right now i’m finna is your mom what she was going on with you to tell you she had to do a lot of stuff and then i just like that she was just playing and she was just playing Fortnite😄🤬
Csaba Czene hilarious mike
Player: misses ball completely
Jessie: That Could Be A Grand Champ
*THAT COULD BE A GRAND CHAMP* *
No one:
Jessie when he sees a Bronze:
Idk man seems like a champ 1 to me
Never underestimate your opponent
@@H31T0RSG always underestimate your teammate though
Yup
666 likes
@@urmomgeylolfake change your name
Jessie’s mic is amazing😂
Jessies mic just sounds like he’s raging even though he just talking
Actually he always screams When he talks. So yeah it sounds like hes raging
He has a literal funny mic as his mic lol
Bama Draws he’s got the wizardyensid mic
That's what you get when you play for dignatos
I was the 999th like
Player: jumps up
Jessie: THATS A GC RIGHT THERE
Super sonic legend u mean
@@c9h5 SSL wasn’t in the game back then
@@danielleibovich6791 ｏｋ ｔｈａｎｋｓ
_Player joined the Game_
Jessie: *This has to be GC*
*champ 1
Guy in gold: hits the ball off the wall
Jessie: NoT gOnNa LiE hE sEeMs LiKe A cHaMp OnE
"he's got the confidence, he's trying aerials, he's trying wall shots and stuff. He just doesn't remember all the times it went wrong and remembers the one time it bounced three times before the line and went in."
I feel personally attacked.
Dropped a like because you took the time to wrote the entire quote 😅
You didn’t even accurately write the quote
Skinxyz
Who asked dumbass
@@va4114 Obama asked who asked you? Obama asked me to make this
powerful899wax who asked obama
Unistalling fortnite:..
Jessie:thats grand champ right there
That's actually grand champ right there no joke
He ain't wrong tho
yup aint wrong gotta download ball 3d soccer online though
Player: own goals
Jessie: that a GC at the least
Key word - at the least so Jessie has problems lmao
Player: dribbles
Sizz: CHAMP
Player base nowadays ,Golds are hitting air dribbles
Bro golds are so much better now like 40 percent of them can consistently hit air dribbles and being smart in gold barely gets me anywhere
@@sp1d3yyy Might not be as smart as you think then
player: *connects into the game*
Jessie: tHaTs GC rIgHt hErE
Someone : hits a ball
Jessie : That’s a Champ 3 right there
Someone : fails ceiling shot
Jessie : Must have just got the game
You should have put that is an unranked player
@@michaelhershberger9020 no
Lmao
@@pletskoo514 yes
@@michaelhershberger9020 do you even know what it means in rocket league?
player touches the ball
jessie: THATS AT LEAST C1
jessie just wanted some more attention by being the wrongest
Swear to god 😂😂 him and his ear rape mic 😂😂
Video starts at 1:00 for anyone who wants to know 😎
0:56 actually is where it starts
Sunless: hopefully my ego will come out of this unscathed
Sizz: im about to end this whole man's career
😂😂
Lol
When memes take over...
Video starts at 0:56
You're welcome. Also, Sunless basically asked for this
i was about to put it myself
Jessie’s mic quality is like wizard yensid and Tyler1 together
FR I NEED HIS MIC
To like renoldos mic
@ Steve Irwin you mean ronaldo?
Facys
yep hahahahah
video starts at 0:56
Jessie: I think this is gc
Sunless: this is actually a rookie bot
10:01
Jessie : WHRHESAHUWIQNAAT
I love how Jessie overguessed pretty much everywhere except Sunless lmao
Not in the first one
*Player afk, gets bumped
Jessie: That may be a gc right there
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Jessie’s mic quality makes this video 200% funnier
Player: *Disconnects from server because of lag*
Jessie: Is that Kronovi?
Facts
Only sizz would ask how many divisions of plat there are
Sizz thinks bronze players have brain damage if he thinks some of this other shit xD
Derek now it makes sense when he roasts Rizzo when Rizzo’s been a champ 3 in some of their videos. “Holy shit you’re so low!”
He probably genuinely thinks ranks go champ 3; 2; 1 -> GC
@@gamerandcontroller9129 Well C3 is super low for a pro though, but yeah that might add to it ^^
@@gamerandcontroller9129 well he was probably talking about mmr, not rank division but sure
people that are low gold exist:
Shitty mic Jessie: GIVE THAT MAN A C1
I love shitty mic jessie lmao
Its so funny because everyone's mic is crispy or at least good quality and then there's Jessie with a mic that breaks the sound barrier with a gust of wind
Player: Misses open net and can't hit the ball
Jessie: Champ 1
Man, sunless is GC and do all of that stuff
just kidding
@@Luca_5425 thats true tho
Sunless: You guessed champ 1 but that was actually gold 2
Jessie: *INAUDIBLE SCREAMING*
Inaudible... you couldn't hear that? Are you legitimately deaf? No... that didn't show up in auto generated subtitles... ig you're just dumb as hell. (Incoherent is probably something similar to what you were looking for, there)
Joe W. Why does it matter it’s just a joke lol
Player installs Rocket league
Jessie: Definitely a GC
Jessie’s mic do be in his throat tho😳
Player: air rolls
Jessie: *thats a grand champ right there*
ME CHILLIN IN BRONZE 2 AIR ROLLING (not joking)
Sizz: *Is a pro Rocket league player*
Also Sizz: How does the rank system work on Rocket league
Sizz is an elitist scumbag
it happened me a lot back in the day too man. In cs go i still dont know are there nova 5 and silver 5 something xd
Mr.Firefox from the fact you hate Sizz I’m guessing you’re a feminist.
@@lauraliggins2711 lol
@@sazdfa9256 in silver they are mostly hackers :)
Jessie sees a homeless man and thinks he's a millionaire...
LMAO
Jessie after seeing an unranked player playing: Definitely champ 2 or above
jesse's the kind of guy to always bet the same thing hoping it will end up right at some point LOL
No one:
Jessie: I'm guessing Champ 1
nah it was more like
Jessie: I'm guessing champ 1. Actually... uhhh.. champ 2... No I uhh im gonna stick with champ 1.
Still liked your comment tho lmao
I would really want to see a video that shows bronze, silver, gold, plat, etc. players doing same training pack. Preferably side by side to see real difference in speed, positioning and accuracy.
up
Accuracy does not exist below plat trust me
Zoom I’m at diamond and I can sometimes hit the ball on target, never ask me to aim for a specific part though.
@@dule880 i'm champ one and sometimes i miss goals that a silver 2 could easily score
Andrew Borden same
Karma’s analysis skills are on point.
Jessies mic jeez when did he become a 12 year old with a mic on xbox live
This was probably recorded when Jessie was travelling, kinda explains the mic quality.
@@Skellist ah but even i have like super trash mics while travelling but tf was this
the hareo XD
To be fair, he isn't a squeaker, anyone with his mic would sound like that.
Video starts at 0:57. You’re welcome Sunless :)
Not clicking on this to give Sunless more view time
i looked at comment section after the introduction ended so...
bitch
Ice_Wallow_Come your mom raised one
@@5k576 at least i wan't an mistake. look at you. you weren't dropped, you we're literally stomped on
Rocket League Player: *exists*
Sizz: This guy is too bad
Jessie: Thats probably grand champion
00:55 thats when the vid starts
Missing everything:
Jessie: Thats definetly a Champ 1
Karma's analytical skill in this game is really superb.
Yeah she is a coach tbf
Aswell as player
Omg please shut the fuck up you dumb bitch like seriously saying the word “SiMp” at something like this doesn’t make you funny you dumb ass coconut.
LostInTokyos Light Jesus it’s a fucking joke chill out. How self conscious do you have to be to get offended over the word ‘simp’ on someone else’s behalf? You’re the kinda person to be offended when called a boomer lmao
Sorry, I was pretty aggressive when I wrote this comment. It’s just that the word “simp” is so overused, to the point where it’s not even funny anymore. It’s just like “Ok Boomer”, where it was used so much it wasn’t funny. It just kind of pisses me off when someone uses the word “simp” for someone that’s not even being a simp. In this case, it really pissed me off, and I apologize for that.
Khan: So this next player is a Bronze 1
Jesse: iS tHis cHaMp 1?
Jessie’s audio quality makes him so much funnier XD.
Player: Equips Scarab car with a burnt Sienna teller wheels
Jessie: That's a grand champ for sure
I actually really enjoy this series with the pros, hopefully there's more
Lethamyr :this is low level.
Sizz: this is some silver shiz right here
Jessie: I think it’s champ.
Jessie is so good at guessing ranks
Sizz: he already used his right stick that’s way more advanced than players below diamond
Me gold 1: uses it 1 millisecond in the game
Yeah nice no one cares
Jessie was too paranoid about the clips being of himself that he just went for champ 1+ on all of them xd.
Player: **hits the ball on the wall**
Jessie: *That’s a God right there.*
me: Just hit a 2 touch air dribble
Jessie: is this Hencovic?
Scarab with Rick and Morty boost
Jessie: Champ 1
Me: Wifs a open net from 2 meters
Jessie: Has to be at least 2200 MMR
Definitely champ 2
Player: breathes
Jesse: why isn’t he using his world champion title?
lol
Lmao
10:19 the heck, the boost respawned after a second
Love how karma thinks sunless is a GC but not breezi. XD
DALE WILLIAM BAKER no
@@JayRL4 yes?
Jessie’s mic sounds like the picture of him you used in the video
Ranks for everyone: Bronze, Silver, Gold, Plat, Diamond, Champ, GC.
Ranks for Jessie: Champ 1.
When you look at this and now, you can see the improvement in each rank
Karma: sees sunless “gc” also karma: sees breezi “champ 2”
Insert Tommy innit teacup laugh
Karma was pretty good at guessing, the others were horrible...
Yeah, she nailed it.
I think she did some RL coaching, so she has probably seen low level RL before. I didn't expect Johnny to mess up this bad tho, he's casted so many gold/plat games.
CallMeJoeJoe I mean what do you expect most of them have never not been gc since like season 1 or 2
I'm surprised that people struggle with this so much. I've been in Diamond for quite a while though, so it's pretty easy to rank based on who is better or worse than me, but some of the guesses are comically bad.
Why don’t you post anymore?
You know your bad when Jessie doesn’t guess you to be a champ player
johny saying all diamonds and champs are the same
me: diamond 1, fuck yeah
Guy: bronze 1
Jessie: that might just be grand champ. I'm gonna have to go with rlcs champion though
“don’t know what the mechanics are down there”
- Lethamyr
That’s got to be the hardest mechanical flex ever.
I think it's more of a compliment; the game evolves and players of different ranks can do more and more over time. I have no idea what silvers can do today but I'm sure they're much better than when I was one
@@vdinh143 Im D3/C1 and seeing some golds better at mechanics then i had at plat 2 pisses me off lmao
@@vdinh143 was in silver a few months ago and now Plat 3. Silvers can fast aerial with some having decent control, wall play is ok at time but still horrible, it's a complete mess but people still underestimate silvers nowadays.
CitizenErased 17
Zero Silver players can fast aerial. They might be able to learn to boost and jump at the same time, but that is not a fast aerial. Fast aerials aren't used until high Diamond / Champion and above, but it doesn't start becoming commonplace for every aerial until Champion II (in 2v2) or Champion I (in 3v3).
Walls are practically non-existent for anyone until Diamond, and it's not commonplace until around Champion I and above.
@@HoraryHellfire You obviously havent seen any gameplay from anything below diamond in a long time lol.
Jessie: *sees one second of gameplay* WELL THATS A CHAMP 1
Silver: Misses open net
Jessie: That's probably a GC
Dude where is Jessie. Did you call him while he was on Mount Everest holy moly.
When he yelled WHAT with that mic I died
Player: Presses boost and flies towards ball
Jessie: Squishy, that you?
Sunless “That was me.” Sizz: dying laughing 5:18
Yeah we saw the video
I love how he edits it.
“We’ll go for champ 2”
“Definitely not anywhere near champ.”
“All right we definitely put this lobby lower than the last one”
“This is definitely a higher level player than the last clip”
New Player: Begins to quit fortnite and play rocket league
Jessie: “That’s Grand Champion”
Yes
Anyone who quits Fortnite and plays rocket league is a gc in my eyes
Elliott yes u are right
How do you begin to quit fortnite
@@cbf2006axn because rocket league is WAY more addicting than fortnite and fortnite sucks
You should call the “lower guessing” theorem the “Khan Effect”
I am pretty sure there is already a name for it
@@alexsupertramp4907 its called an ego and rocket league players have big ones
@@w0rkhop555 nah a proper one
@@alexsupertramp4907 that is the proper name its literally called an ego
@@w0rkhop555 🙄 I think of sth like Dunning Kruger effect...the Ego is a completely different concept
Sizz: Guessing Ranks...
Also Sizz: Wait.. is plat 1 higher than plat 3?
Well, I play a lot of siege and plat 1 is higher than plat 3 in that soooo
@@joshwilson2402 But it used to be reversed in Siege
@@SamaelVR yeah but it's not now
@@joshwilson2402 yeah but ut used to be.
@@googleinc6033 no shit
Jessie out here sounding like wizard yensid 😂😂