Mechanized lobster
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
- From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.
TELL 'EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
yes
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Life is Roblox.
DJ Khaled
Tell them to bring out the whole ocean
I'll admit. I thought this was just going to be a still image of the mech lobster with the heavy lobster thene playing in the background
I didn't expect a whole ass mecha lobster unboxing and building
Oh that would have been sick! I guess this is cool too.
I wqs expecting heavy lobster to sound in the backgroubd
LOL FR
A Richmond man had his weapons seized because the Patriot act allows menn to have the constitution treated as null.
For the Richmond man.
*Even in death i serve the omnissiah*
tell em’ to bring out the lobster
@@tyn_joueurswitch1505 I brought a toaster
Mesmo na morte, eu sirvo o homem de saia
Imagine some higher dimensional being using your corpse as a model for a super badass diorama
Can you really be mad at that tho
Better than I deserve, frankly
I’d ask Trazyn the Infinite that, he’s the expert when it comes to dioramas
Worth it
Who else wouldn’t want to be a giant, badass machine covered in guns
you not only ate his flesh, you even desecrated his corpse and bend his earthly remains to your will... thats metal
Desecrated? I believe this is more glorious than being thrown into a trash can.
seems like something nagash would do
Imagine a graveyard where people become part of a huge diorama. It would be way cooler than regular ol' graveyards lol
Iron Warriors x Dark Mechanicum moment
IRON CRUSTACEAN
(For whom the bell tolls plays)
when the non-nerd friend you introduced to warhammer 40k suddenly gets too involved in it
You knew the risks
From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
When you introduce youre non nerd friend to warhammer 40k. The next time you see him after having been compleatly gone fore half a year he have cruated a whole new caos god. Written a whole tome with lore and religius practise to that god and kittbashed a whole army with caos hellspawm like this.
A new titan for the god emperor.
Praise the Omnissah
*The god emperor's will made manifest*
Dinner pattern
They made churches and cathedrals into mechs so why not a lobster.
@@finnheisenheim8274 to be fair...there is no giant lobster in the lore..but there are the nids
"Tell Cookie to melt the butter and bring out the bibs, I want that lobster served on a silver platter!!!"
- Commander Rourke.
YES. Why don’t we have more moments like that one?
OH Look, someone else who watched VHS tapes as a kid.
One Crazy Summer is goated
Excellent reference
Between Atlantis and Treasure Planet, I feel like Disney missed out MASSIVELY with those types of franchises. Like GOD they purposefully screwed over Treasure Planet and then just did not care about quality when it came to anything after Atlantis.
this is the real USS Lobsterfest
would have been funny if it wasn't one of the most covered up incidents of all time
I see you are a man of culture as well
Now just wait until the adaptive lobsterflage drops
@@Eadragonixiusyes
russianbader?
A lobster battleship is an awesome idea. Imagine it’s pincers grabbing another ship and using the guns on the claw to basically point blank range blast it
You'd like Warhammer
That’s basically the giant lobster automaton from the first Atlantis movie
Scorponok, Transform!
Might I interest you in our lady and savior Lotara Sarrin and her blessed Ursus Claw?
@@captainanus8131that fkn leviathan of a lobster is still the single coolest mech I've seen tbh, the way its eyes focus on the crew when Milo says "it's a machine!" (And the laser!! To die for)
Look like a boss of Metal Slug
On steroids 💉💉💉
It basically IS the final boss of ms3 stage 1
Its the mech crab , but as a lobster
That's what I'm saying
Minus the blinking weak spots 😂
Bro turned a lobster into a Command&Conquer super-unit 💀
A Richmond man had his weapons seized because the Patriot act allows menn to have the constitution treated as null.
For the Richmond man.
I'm glad people still talk about Command and conquer. Truly a masterpiece
@@JustAGuyWithSomethingToSayhonestly a lot of video games deserve more than just being a money pit.
What a couple of people with freedom to create can make is pretty damn amazing.
@@JustAGuyWithSomethingToSay True. I wish it could get a new look while still having the same mechanics...
LOBSTER SHIP, PROUD TO SERVE
Imagine a video game where you can pick, breed, capture, or buy your first sea monster and deck it out with ship parts to make a battleship or air carrier for a open world.
Oh my god, yes.
Holy hecc yeah !!. I will definitely turn a mudcrab into a destroyer based in the imperium knights of 40k
turning shrimp into a patrol boat rq
Lobster Battlecarrier
Wow, these new Chaos Defilers models are crazy.
Bro this is straight up badass
Half life 2 lore be like:
Combine battleship
@@bf2098 we can't deny that the combine doesn't have a giant living lobster battleship considering the fact they've conquered many worlds and enslaved the creatures there while assimilating them
@@Poopenfarden they do have dropship lobsters, though. Logistic is king was probably the conclusion
Imagine dying and see you turned into that.
That would be epic.
Ima be real if i was that lobster i wouldve been happy that i added to such perfection
@@CrunchyRhombus will my body be turned into a battleship?
@@Emergency_system_reboot 😂
@@Emergency_system_rebootif it is the Omnissiah’s will
The fact that BEFORE I even clicked on the video I was muttering “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…” should scare me
But instead I feel at ease, reassured even..
Dark Mechanicum in a nutshell.
So this is what they've been doing in the Eye of Terror for 10,000 years.
Dark Mechanicum.... in a Lobster Shell. xD
The rusty crab
That is an amazing name for this ship and would be a cursed name for a pub, potentially on this ship.
*lobster
"The unenlightened masses, they can not make the judgement call"
Looks like a boss pulled straight out of metal slug.
I was about to say that
Can we get an F in the chat for ma boi lobster here
He has transcended his weak, flesh existence
There is no sorrow in ascendancy, only glory. Long may the machine reign!
a Jeager and a Kaiju were sitting at a bar talking about what scares them both the most and say at the same time..BATTLEMECH LOBSTER!! They shudder..
big ass bar lmao
In a 1000 years some archeologist is gonna uncover this and go.... wtf?!
He was reborn as.. Something else.
1000-THR "Earthmover"
...LIKE THE LOBSTER TO ORGAN
@@Nicotri3 Fish without season(ing)
This is certified Metal Slug moment
*The Cybrans want to know your location*
*pleased Gustav Brackmann noises*
The who?
When I noticed the weakness of my flesh
(plz pin this, the original creator deserves it)
the original video is from a chinese content creator called
"TOY HUNTER HOBBY 模物猎人"
the video is called "[Diorama] The Great Lobster Battleship" or something along those lines
its a really cool timelapse of the diorama and it sucks that it only has 43k views, especially since i saw another edit of this with over 200k and yet no source
"impressive little toy you got there"
"Worth every penny,"
Benjamin Ultrakill if he was prawn ready.
Blud's built like a Metal Slug Boss.
Mobile Oppression Palace! Now the rubber band is on the other claw!
I wasn't expecting Ebirah's update to be this intense
Praise the omnissiah
HEAVY. LOBSTER! HEAVY! LOBSTER!
**Extremely loud stomping noises**
Somewhere, Yusuke Kitagawa felt a chill run down his spine and he doesn't know why.
Who?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells A character from Persona 5
@@jonchilders7363 never seen anything persona
@@thelordofthelostbraincells I recommend the series.
Unopposed under crimson skies
Immortalized, over time their legend will rise
And their foes can’t believe their eyes, believe their size, as they fall
And the lobsters dread nothing at all
A hull of steel and all big guns to serve the fleet
Unrivaled firepower riding the waves to war
A devastating blow will send their foes down below
Fearless armada now bombarding their shore
Imagine aliens using our skin and bone for really nice looking statues
Hey atleast when you repossess your body you’ll atleast be decked out in drip
Thats basically knowwhere from the guardians of the galaxy movies.
In the comics its explained that giant severed head was the head of ancient alien gids from another universe.
But when they came into the universe, they woke up the ancient god of darkness knull (the god of the symbiote species) and he dragged a sword made of pore shadow and decapitated one of these gods.
And then he used its head as a blacksmith shop to create more "weapons" (the symbiotes).
Pretty metal
My favorite Bionicle set from back in the day.
So, this is the true power of the Leviathan of Atlantis
The USS Lobster fest is immortal
I can’t believe a grown man sat down and and made a mechanized lobster
it’s a masterpiece well done
USS Lobsterfest is beautiful
THE GIANT ENEMY LOBSTER
I have only a passing interest in 40k. But I'm also a fan of Battleships.
WELL DONE!
HEAVY. LOBSTER
My humour is broken beyond repair
how to trick young people in to watch taxidermy video 101
adeptus lobstericus
Holy Chtuluh on a stick, that's the most awesome thing I've seen this year !
Dam i can only dream of such glorious ascendance after death ... becoming diorama model
That's a pretty brutal creation, man. Quality work here, definitely keep it up. 👍
its not his, its from a chinese content creator
if you want the full video search up "lobster battleship diorama" on yt, should be one of the first few results
coolest corpse i ever seen after minos-
This looks like a boss from Metal Slug
PRAISE BE, TO THE OMNISSIA
Where is this from?
Warhammer 40k adeptus mechanicus
It's a diorama by a channel called 'TOY HUNTER HOBBY'!
My boy Larry been hitting the weights god DAMN
Finally I can walk through liurnia of the lakes without those damn lobsters, wait what is that.
So that's the immortality of the lobsters !
Actual serial killer shit
A whole new meaning to the phrase, 'playing with your food'.
Boss from Metal Slug.
Ready fight.
Weak [ *R* ] Rocket Launch.
The Adeptus Crustaceous
The lobster seeing his shell being mechanized: You know what? It's worth it.
the omnissiasch is with you
This is some Earthmover shit
My grandpa served on that boat, the USS Lobster
A weapon to surpass metal gear
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSESS!
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER!@@LexonTheDragonGod
*"CAPTAIN!!!!! LOOOOKKKK!!!"*
the only problem with that will be the smell, but it looks very nice.
HEAVY
LOBSTER
🎙️🎮🤟🏻
did i just witness a man remove all the meat from a lobster before reassembling its shell like a lego set
crimes aside, this must be named the USS Lobsterfest.
Average Metalslug boss
When the lobster wakes up again, it’s gonna break out of that thing and try to find its way out
Thank you mister or misses lobster, for you have persisheed, but your shell has been immortalized
"Sir, there's a ship coming over the horizon!"
"Dear god..."
“Tell Cookie to melt the butter and bring out the bibs, I want this lobster served on a silver platter”
-USS Lobsterfest isn't real, He can't hurt you !
USS Lobsterfest :
To the beat of "The Future of Warfare"
_Mechanized Lobster!_
"That was when I discovered the weakness of my shell"
Lobster-
With World of Warships adding The Lobsternator, this is hilarious
When I die, I give this guy permission to use my corpse for something this metal
Mecha-Lobster: one of the 12 weapons for life
Lobster got his villain arc to average his homies💀
I knew it as soon as I saw the thumbnail
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
This looks like a first stage boss of a metal slug game
In a fantasy setting I could see it I wanna draw that someday
Apocalypsis Aquarius! I will make a warhammer book out of this!
Thats a nice looking Zoid
These Metal Slug designs are getting wild
In human terms this is like if someone was harvested to produce corpse starch, and then he had his remnants turned into some amalgamation of a servitor
Upgrade, People!
Upgrade!
Lobstericus Adelius Germanicus, The Iron Reborn Crustacean.
“When I understood that my chiton is weak, I craved the certainty and strength of steel.”