He's too modest about his acting ability. You can see it when him and Charlie gave an interview about the fast show a few years back which is on UA-cam somewhere. I think it's because he had no real acting training and most comedians are sheepish when it comes to any sort of praise for acting ability. Shame really because in the right role he could easily have been a big actor in Hollywood but he's had a brilliant career regardless and in the end might have dodged a bullet with how fake Hollywood really is
@A small amount of peas You've hit the nail on the head mate. Harry Enfield,,The Fast Show and Catherine Tate etc! Their acting abilities are far beyond some of the biggest names in the film industry. Oscars are awarded for far less.
At last, a role model for my decrepit years, which are creeping up on me faster than I care to admit (I'll be 60 in October). I've already mastered Introductory Rambling, now on to Intermediate Semi-Coherent Blathering.
I am 50. People stop listening to you as you get older I am finding. I’m becoming less relevant. I can’t look forward too much either. It’s fey depressing,
This show was on TV in Poland in 90s. I used to love watching it as a teenager. Was always prettending in front of my mates, that guy who left his shed telling what he will be eating this week. British humor is the best in the world.
@@fusionhar as someone who actually works for the NHS, we fucking hate Boris and the Tories. They're tearing this institution into shreds and feeding the scraps to jackals. We need to kick the Tories to the curb. They keep taking pieces away and selling them to privatised companies against the wishes of the people. I'm glad that jackass was fired, but it should have happened a LONG time ago
@@patagualianmostly7437 Then again, whoever you choose as a person to make such a sweeping statement you will have trouble convincing me.But for someone without (a plus IMO) all that classical training, kind of self-taught, he DOES have quite a range, good timing and delivery.I admire him far more than many of the lauded 'industry greats'.
@@ianrutherford878 Hi Ian...Yeah...I can go with that, no problem. Horses for courses is all I am saying. I just think those who can hack it on stage...wherever in the world...and in movies deserve a shade more respect. I suspect Mr Depp was being a bit-tongue-in cheek as regards his remarks on Paul Whitehouse...who is a fabulous comedy actor.... I appreciate those who can do all forms of acting. Variety is the spice of life, is it not? Cheers.
@@patagualianmostly7437 You're probably right.J.D. must've been aware that among the many stars and luvvies and their fans and critics,his remark would ruffle some feathers.Personally,I don't think I have more respect for show-biz personalities or actors than for other beings.But having dared to step onto a stage and find out what it feels like to perform to a decent house, I may admire the courage of some and the talent of some.
This is immensely skilled acting, and possibly my favourite of his characters. Some very subtle touches, that works on several levels layers. True crafstmanship.
That prolonged look into the camera. The audience stops laughing in realisation that something sad or terrible is coming. A very touching moment from Rowley.
Chris Price Johnny Depp was really taken aback at his acting ability when he took part in the final episode of TFS, you do not much more of a "attaboy" than that.
I think these days people still appreciate the comedy and the craft of Paul Whitehouse in these sketches, whatever their age and generation. I’m not sure younger audiences realise how realistic this was. There were Rowly Birkins all over London in the 70s and 80s. Very posh, pissed, incoherent and enthusiastic. Hard as nails too! Sometimes they’d fought in both wars.
Whitehouse always nailed the essence of any character he played..and instead of copying exactly a type of character, he portrays the character as he sees them in real life..but to the extreme
What a absolute legend....Who can do this anymore..Paul you are the best...Love from Australia..I have worked for so many Rowley's in my day...❤❤❤ I love you..xxooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paul whitehouse is my growing up comedy, the man is a genius , feel privileged to have enjoyed and laughed my head off to the fast show , so many great characters, but rowley is the best , closely followed by ted and Ralph etc 😂
I started off looking for Rowley Birkin on youtube, and then I lukdthruanumbrovdieros, ntknwngwhatiwslkngfr, slowly clicking from one link to the next. Nxthnginsasmgllkngfr a child's doll, going into a fire. Very sad occasion. Asfasirmbritwschmbsev... Merry Christmas, and all that. Hah! But, I remember then that I was very, very drunk.
Ahh Yes sqwerflopiop axkweebobobmnhmgm A Very Deluded Man In The Comment Section!. abrrryeow makakaka shhhh abanaban Im Afraid You Did An Epic Fail, Haha!, Yes amnmhm gmin aknomh. NO!....Your Very,.....Very,......Lame!.
Whenever i see a rope, extension cord, telephone cable, hosepipe, draught excluder, I can't resist shouting "Snake!" Cheers Paul, the joke will be with me for life.
"The BBC webpage on Rowley Birkin tells of the character's origins, saying, "Rowley was based on a man, named Andrew Rollo, who Paul Whitehouse met on a fishing trip to Iceland."
A fantastic character played to perfection..Mr. Whitehouse at his very best!!!😂😂. A genius creation...I understand every story...Does that mean I was very very drunk??😊😊
i love this,. reminds me of fun times, but, back then i never had them all in a row, and i got to the last minuite, and my head almost popped!!! with crazy energy hahahaha , brilliant
You could tell something was off from the start of that sketch. The clock, the cigarette. He conveys an inner hurt which is instantly recognisable. Something was wrong. You could almost picture his painful memories by simply looking in his eyes. I'm an alcoholic and that's why, for me, this hits so hard. Special events, traumatic events... in the one life you have... and I was drunk. As my doctor said; "it's a life's job, but it's possible" I know one part of that statement is true. It's hard being at war with yourself everyday, but I have no choice but to fight. And I will.
@@JustinSawyer-ji5wm Your observation of him are so sensitive, Paul is an amazing actor who did portray the vulnerability of this old man. I went through a depressing boozy time , but in the end i would pour a new bottle of wine down the sink which always felt satisfying, in my quest to quit. A waste of money, a waste of brain cells. I wish you a hopeful 2024. Take care. 🧡🌤☕️🌱
@@anjou6497 Life is as cruel as it is beautiful. I hope 2024 treats you well. I will not stand for the horrid year I had of 2023. This year will be a good year. Wish you all the best and I hope to be a strong as you. Peace ❤
Worked for morrisons Gadbrook back in 00's.. our old operations manager was just like this guy...he had a bottle whiskey hidden in the draws of his desk in the operation office... always see him drinking and swinging away in the dark. Often call people to office "Jonathan Fletcher to the office ppppllllllleeeeaaaaassssseeee". Even call himself sometimes🤣🤣 Red faced and completely leathered... Gave us all a good laugh... RIP MOZZA🍾🍾👍👍👍 PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEE!!!!!
3:38 if this laugh at the end is fake, it’s the best fake laugh I’ve ever heard 👍👍👍👍 This moment, Johnny Ludlow and the sad story and the ones that have stuck with me for decades.
Did some work for a retired wing commander,was not unlike this. There were two of us on the job,and he confided in me that he “ wasn’t keen on the other chap”, but that he”liked the cut of my jib ‘ I was delighted,no-one had ever liked the cut of my job before 😀
In late stage cirrhosis the prolonged alcohol damage to the liver causes what’s called hepatic portal vein hypertension. This in turn, a long-time ICU specialist pal once told me, can result in a specific form of cerebral oedema, which then can cause an almost Tourette’s-like type of incoherent outburst and rambling conversation oftentimes to no one there. Many people just never see this, unless accosted by the drunken homeless, because the afflicted often exhibit it only in the last few months of life, when they’re stuck out of view in hospitals. He concluded that Whitehouse’s performance as Birkin was an exquisitely observed character study, which must surely have meant someone in his family was a serious aged alchie, whom he had been able to see up close.
Apparently Paul Whitehouse got the idea for this character from a man who used to talk to him while he was fishing- he rarely could understand a word he said apart from the odd word
I live in London and when I was a student, I worked in a pub in Chelsea that had several people exactly like this! So funny, such characters, but a couple of them smelled of pee as well as alcohol 😂🧐
"5 mins of polishing the bullets before plopping them in the Webley". "A snipers bullet hit his hip flask and Koran, dead as a door nail, still standing". Loved the old Morphine. All ways a bit green around the gills and a stranger to the lavatory. Good old Rupert.
From 4.55 to 6.25 is one of the finest pieces of acting you will ever see. Paul Whitehouse is one of the very best, up there with any of them.
Don't mind saying it brought a tear to the eye...wonderful.
That moment when he says 'and I held her in my arms' is heart-breaking
@@WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck Agreed
He's too modest about his acting ability. You can see it when him and Charlie gave an interview about the fast show a few years back which is on UA-cam somewhere. I think it's because he had no real acting training and most comedians are sheepish when it comes to any sort of praise for acting ability.
Shame really because in the right role he could easily have been a big actor in Hollywood but he's had a brilliant career regardless and in the end might have dodged a bullet with how fake Hollywood really is
@A small amount of peas You've hit the nail on the head mate. Harry Enfield,,The Fast Show and Catherine Tate etc! Their acting abilities are far beyond some of the biggest names in the film industry. Oscars are awarded for far less.
At last, a role model for my decrepit years, which are creeping up on me faster than I care to admit (I'll be 60 in October). I've already mastered Introductory Rambling, now on to Intermediate Semi-Coherent Blathering.
I am 50.
People stop listening to you as you get older I am finding. I’m becoming less relevant. I can’t look forward too much either. It’s fey depressing,
I'm 32. All this makes my next 30 years sounds like they're going to be great...cheers
@@jh7589 don’t worry you will see.
@@anonymoushuman8962 yayyy
@@jh7589 lol
Just being honest.
You will find out. Make the most of it whilst you are young and “happy go lucky”
The finest comedy actor of his generation.
🤣
Greatest line for me: “She was half woman half fish. Terrible in the kitchen but a bloody good swimmer”
I hope 1 day this man gets the credit he truly deserves
Is it only the British that deliver this level of comedy genius? Pure gold.
Rowley Birkin QC a compilation of the QC.. 0215am 3.11.23 which is just some chap talkin gibberish... ummmmmmmmm...
Beautiful natural off the cuff silliness
This show was on TV in Poland in 90s. I used to love watching it as a teenager. Was always prettending in front of my mates, that guy who left his shed telling what he will be eating this week. British humor is the best in the world.
This bloke could lead us out of the COVID Shambles . A time when we need strong leadership.
Well, Boris is very much like him. I expect they are Bullingdon mates.
Nothing like as Intelligent as Boris though?? He the man.....jump,jump,jump,and NHS saved
Easy we all get very very drunk
@@fusionhar as someone who actually works for the NHS, we fucking hate Boris and the Tories. They're tearing this institution into shreds and feeding the scraps to jackals. We need to kick the Tories to the curb. They keep taking pieces away and selling them to privatised companies against the wishes of the people. I'm glad that jackass was fired, but it should have happened a LONG time ago
Jonny Depp said of Whitehouse. He is Britain's best actor. . I have to agree.
Yeah. But Whitehouse said Depp was sn absolute tosser. Who didn't mean a word he uttered.
No disrespect to Mr. Depp....but...
Hardly a "Gilt Edged Endorsement" from a by-product of Hollywood...eh?
@@patagualianmostly7437 Then again, whoever you choose as a person to make such a sweeping statement you will have trouble convincing me.But for someone without (a plus IMO) all that classical training, kind of self-taught, he DOES have quite a range, good timing and delivery.I admire him far more than many of the lauded 'industry greats'.
@@ianrutherford878 Hi Ian...Yeah...I can go with that, no problem.
Horses for courses is all I am saying.
I just think those who can hack it on stage...wherever in the world...and in movies deserve a shade more respect.
I suspect Mr Depp was being a bit-tongue-in cheek as regards his remarks on Paul Whitehouse...who is a fabulous comedy actor.... I appreciate those who can do all forms of acting.
Variety is the spice of life, is it not?
Cheers.
@@patagualianmostly7437 You're probably right.J.D. must've been aware that among the many stars and luvvies and their fans and critics,his remark would ruffle some feathers.Personally,I don't think I have more respect for show-biz personalities or actors than for other beings.But having dared to step onto a stage and find out what it feels like to perform to a decent house, I may admire the courage of some and the talent of some.
"And I held her in my arms.........."
😳 😭😭😭😭
One of the best actors ever.
This is immensely skilled acting, and possibly my favourite of his characters. Some very subtle touches, that works on several levels layers. True crafstmanship.
It’s natural when a person just do it . I have that
The absolute, absolute sheer and utter perfection of comedy. Paul Whitehouse, pure genius!!
6.12 that look, still gets me everytime. The eerie silence.
That prolonged look into the camera. The audience stops laughing in realisation that something sad or terrible is coming. A very touching moment from Rowley.
A fine piece of acting by Paul W in a very short slot. This highlights the fact that top comic actors would/do make very fine straight actors.
That sketch is a piece of art
@@johnorourke6869 It gets me every time. Sitting here, crying. Truly magnificent.
This one makes me cry,a river
An almost Dickensian portrayal of how we see such characters. Utterly sublime and at time rip-roaringly funny and others where I was moved to tears.
He went on a fishing package tour in Iceland and there was an old chap who spoke exactly like this, and, well, Whitehouse does what Whitehouse does...
A memorable collection of the Great Rowley Birkin QC, i enjoyed every minute of this. Thanks for posting
The sketch that starts at 4:53 shows what a superb actor Mr Whitehouse really is.
Chris Price Absolutely - quite a touching skit and what a contrast to the usual Birkin.
Chris Price Johnny Depp was really taken aback at his acting ability when he took part in the final episode of TFS, you do not much more of a "attaboy" than that.
I'm afraid this is a youtube nonsense. Your posting badly cropped other people's work. Shame on you. No wonder you have so few subs.
Yep 4 years ago you died
I think these days people still appreciate the comedy and the craft of Paul Whitehouse in these sketches, whatever their age and generation. I’m not sure younger audiences realise how realistic this was. There were Rowly Birkins all over London in the 70s and 80s. Very posh, pissed, incoherent and enthusiastic. Hard as nails too! Sometimes they’d fought in both wars.
The Major from Fawlty Towers was a similar character- but he spoke more coherently. I don't think RB was as xenophobic though.
"Shoot him you fool!" ...The entire British Empire immortalized in four words :)
Yes ... those were the days.
hear hear!!@@Offshoreorganbuilder
The story of his lost love is the counterpoint to the hilarity and shows his brilliance.
Whitehouse always nailed the essence of any character he played..and instead of copying exactly a type of character, he portrays the character as he sees them in real life..but to the extreme
Absolutely my favourite Fast Show character, gets me in hysterics every time
What a absolute legend....Who can do this anymore..Paul you are the best...Love from Australia..I have worked for so many Rowley's in my day...❤❤❤ I love you..xxooo😂😂😂😂😂😂
6.08 i held her in my arms,that's the human pause and the look of regret at it's finest
It's very rare that acting reduces me to tears....but that does
Paul whitehouse is my growing up comedy, the man is a genius , feel privileged to have enjoyed and laughed my head off to the fast show , so many great characters, but rowley is the best , closely followed by ted and Ralph etc 😂
6:34 BANG. Right up the arse
He acted for me once on a parking ticket. I got life.
I started off looking for Rowley Birkin on youtube, and then I lukdthruanumbrovdieros, ntknwngwhatiwslkngfr, slowly clicking from one link to the next. Nxthnginsasmgllkngfr a child's doll, going into a fire. Very sad occasion. Asfasirmbritwschmbsev... Merry Christmas, and all that. Hah! But, I remember then that I was very, very drunk.
:D Brilliant!!
Michael Rogers j
Ahh Yes sqwerflopiop axkweebobobmnhmgm A Very Deluded Man In The Comment Section!. abrrryeow makakaka shhhh abanaban Im Afraid You Did An Epic Fail, Haha!, Yes amnmhm gmin aknomh. NO!....Your Very,.....Very,......Lame!.
@@GavRich07 something somethin a rather yes, something somethin aee ye am tsu no. Gave him tubs up tho, i was very very drunk.
Very, very good. IthnkttyuarverrryclverbtunftntlyImntvydrk
Whenever i see a rope, extension cord, telephone cable, hosepipe, draught excluder, I can't resist shouting "Snake!"
Cheers Paul, the joke will be with me for life.
Comedy gold 🤣 I haven't laughed so much in ages 🤣 tears rolling down my eyes and belly in stitches ❤
The character development is unreal, one of the finest actors period
Rowley Birkin QC is what I would like to be if I'm ever old.
If only we had Judges as sane as Rowley Birkin QC.
We might even see justice in some shape or form.
Patagualian Mostly go back down into your mummies basement,
That is 60% of judges
He’s not a Judge
Paul Whitehouse is a genius. Big.fan since 90s
Rowley Birkin QC, up there with Fawlty & Blackadder as British comedy greats.
That man most of his life was drunk and not sober!
Thank you,chris for this experience!Damn,i really admire paul!
"Quite, quite, quite beautiful!" Bravo! Blooming excellent.
He's quality isnt he!one of the best in my humble opinion.
This scrip totally destroyed me
This is the best acting I have ever seen.... How has Paul not got a knighthood?
Behind the chocolate shop
Would even want one or accept one? I don’t know… 🤷🏻♀️
What a wonderful talent! Priceless!
Amazing how you can still conjure up the images to go along with his story telling
Paul Whitehouse's' genius is clear to see ....how the heck did he dream up this fabulous character?!!
"The BBC webpage on Rowley Birkin tells of the character's origins, saying, "Rowley was based on a man, named Andrew Rollo, who Paul Whitehouse met on a fishing trip to Iceland."
mobile.twitter.com/TheFastShow1/status/1180378559929556992
he is so diverse
Keith Richards
I just loved The Fast Show and Whitehouse shows that comedians sometimes hold the greatest acting range. 4:55 is proof. Outstanding!
A fantastic character played to perfection..Mr. Whitehouse at his very best!!!😂😂. A genius creation...I understand every story...Does that mean I was very very drunk??😊😊
Back to meet this legend in December 2021
4:52
Damn, totally unexpected. Paul Whitehouse is a master. I'm in tears for fuck's sake.
Thanks for this! Rowley Birkin was the most hilarious bit from Fast Show. Brilliant!
He sounds like a retired general , after a few too many Officer's Mess do's !! Superb character comedian , one of the best ever !!
Based on a real person that Paul met on holiday I believe.
i love this,. reminds me of fun times, but, back then i never had them all in a row, and i got to the last minuite, and my head almost popped!!! with crazy energy hahahaha , brilliant
I held her in my arms .............................😢.....I'm afraid I was very drunk 😐.....Just classic scene 👍🏻👍🏻🇬🇧6:00
I find this one incredibly moving
Beautiful.
Breaks my heart
Now in recovery I get him even more🤣looked forward to the fast show every weekend .. hes like keith Richard's if he still got pissed spitting image
"The whole bloody leg was completely septic!"
Poisonous monkeys and lorry-loads of interesting cheeses 🙂
Supreme comedy. Never ever stops being funny 😅
His love story is excrutiating. 🌺
You could tell something was off from the start of that sketch. The clock, the cigarette. He conveys an inner hurt which is instantly recognisable. Something was wrong. You could almost picture his painful memories by simply looking in his eyes.
I'm an alcoholic and that's why, for me, this hits so hard. Special events, traumatic events... in the one life you have... and I was drunk.
As my doctor said; "it's a life's job, but it's possible" I know one part of that statement is true. It's hard being at war with yourself everyday, but I have no choice but to fight. And I will.
@@JustinSawyer-ji5wm Your observation of him are so sensitive, Paul is an amazing actor who did portray the vulnerability of this old man.
I went through a depressing boozy time , but in the end i would pour a new bottle of wine down the sink which always felt satisfying, in my quest to quit. A waste of money, a waste of brain cells.
I wish you a hopeful 2024. Take care. 🧡🌤☕️🌱
@@anjou6497 Life is as cruel as it is beautiful. I hope 2024 treats you well. I will not stand for the horrid year I had of 2023. This year will be a good year. Wish you all the best and I hope to be a strong as you.
Peace ❤
@@JustinSawyer-ji5wm Peace, love and hope for you ; with plenty of rainbows. 🌈💖
It's Prince Charles in about 4 years time.
Prince Charles now
Boris Johnson
Worked for morrisons Gadbrook back in 00's.. our old operations manager was just like this guy...he had a bottle whiskey hidden in the draws of his desk in the operation office... always see him drinking and swinging away in the dark. Often call people to office "Jonathan Fletcher to the office ppppllllllleeeeaaaaassssseeee". Even call himself sometimes🤣🤣 Red faced and completely leathered... Gave us all a good laugh... RIP MOZZA🍾🍾👍👍👍 PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEE!!!!!
WTF??? What an actor. The tension, the audience silence. I'm not crying.
6:06 - 6:22 Really good acting by Paul Whitehouse.
Isn't it.
Daniel Williamson Poignant
@@BestUserNameUK
Very......very........
...........................Poignant......
And a brilliant bit of writing as well, subverting your expectations.
@@ryanrtw it's genius, isn't it?
Quite flummoxed by an outrageous cat! 🤣
Amazing acting, and absolutely hilarious 😂
Turn on the subtitles for extra fun! 😂😂
ty for that
I absolutely love LOONS, therefore I love Rowley , makes you proud to be british.
Watched this so many times with my eldest Matthew. So, so funny. I often hoped for an oxblod Chesterfield wingback, in front of the fire, as you do
3:38 if this laugh at the end is fake, it’s the best fake laugh I’ve ever heard 👍👍👍👍
This moment, Johnny Ludlow and the sad story and the ones that have stuck with me for decades.
10:35 "I was quite flummoxed by an outrageous cat"! - I just can't stop laughing.
Did some work for a retired wing commander,was not unlike this. There were two of us on the job,and he confided in me that he “ wasn’t keen on the other chap”, but that he”liked the cut of my jib ‘ I was delighted,no-one had ever liked the cut of my job before 😀
His laugh is so contagious BRILLIANT.
"A lorryload of cheeses" that cracks me up! 😂😂
I would love someone to try and make a story out of these, the scenario I picture in my head is hilarious 😂
It's the massive old man ears too 😂
Good effort compiling all. Enjoyed it but only because I was ....
Ive genuinely met people like Rowley
Mmmm Stephen Rowley here. Very drunk🎉
Reminds me so much of my father 🍻🍻😂😂 RIP
Absolutely brilliant how He does the laughter.
Just brilliant 😅. How did he come up with this character, where does he get this stuff from. Right out there.
When he is going through the pictures never laughed so hard
I tip my hat to you good Sir for putting this together!
Thanks. Much appreciated.
A lorry load of interesting cheeses
In late stage cirrhosis the prolonged alcohol damage to the liver causes what’s called hepatic portal vein hypertension. This in turn, a long-time ICU specialist pal once told me, can result in a specific form of cerebral oedema, which then can cause an almost Tourette’s-like type of incoherent outburst and rambling conversation oftentimes to no one there. Many people just never see this, unless accosted by the drunken homeless, because the afflicted often exhibit it only in the last few months of life, when they’re stuck out of view in hospitals. He concluded that Whitehouse’s performance as Birkin was an exquisitely observed character study, which must surely have meant someone in his family was a serious aged alchie, whom he had been able to see up close.
Deserves more views!
Thankyou :-)
Elements of Sir Les Patterson of England here. ❤️
I just watched a Charles Manson interview a few hours ago . . and I feel like I watched an upper class English version of him right here 😂
He's now a king's counsel KC.
Apparently Paul Whitehouse got the idea for this character from a man who used to talk to him while he was fishing- he rarely could understand a word he said apart from the odd word
Rowley always cheers me up
Charles brings his own style to the King's Christmas Message.
who the hell disliked this?
not the best show in the world but this sketch was brilliant.
im sure he was my QC at high court,i got 5 years.i was very ,very drunk.
I live in London and when I was a student, I worked in a pub in Chelsea that had several people exactly like this! So funny, such characters, but a couple of them smelled of pee as well as alcohol 😂🧐
Big mistake watching this on a crowded train with ear phones, got terrible giggles 😂
Such moving stories.
"the whole bloody leg was completely severed" xD
Reminds me of the old boy in fawlty towers
The Major! He had some of the best scenes :-D
@English Gentleman .....Did It
Vermin Fawlty! 😂
"lorry load of interesting cheese" 😂😂😂😂
He is probably the best role model and my biggest aspirant ever!
Very VERY Drunk! Lol this pretty much sums up the whole British system.
Some fast show sketches were crap. But this always cracked me up!
Like to see Rowley in his younger days in the War.
"5 mins of polishing the bullets before plopping them in the Webley". "A snipers bullet hit his hip flask and Koran, dead as a door nail, still standing". Loved the old Morphine. All ways a bit green around the gills and a stranger to the lavatory. Good old Rupert.
Where on earth did you get that???
It stirs a vague memory. Please respond!
@@paulcunnane4 just one of my mind meanderings
Very small chaps but immensely strong.
This is who I want to become as I get older.
A bit of Shakespeare in there: "the mind's construction in the face". I paraphrase of course as I'm very very drunk.
Chris you have the editing skills of a ........... a........ no words!