RiffTrax: Ouija Shark (Trailer)
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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You might think that by now we’d surely hit the bottom of the low-budget shark movie barrel. Well, you’d be right!
We hit the bottom of that barrel years ago, then broke through its chum-encrusted surface, and have burrowed deep below the barrel to previously unimagined depths. And in those depths, we found a basement. And inside a closet in that basement, behind a stack of old water-damaged jigsaw puzzles, there was a Ouija board. And inside that board, there was…. you guessed it. Ouija Shark!
Ouija Shark was made by the same people as Jurassic Shark. In fact, the same small rural lake with a gravel beach appears in both films! Our story begins when a young woman on her way to meet up with her friends for a girls’ weekend finds a Ouija board washed up on that gravel beach. Oddly, instead of avoiding the damp children’s toy at all costs, she picks it up and takes it with her to the girls’ rental house. Once she’s there, we quickly learn two things: one, she doesn’t really know these other women at all, and two, they have no plans for the weekend except to sit by the pool and complain. Out of desperation, they give the Ouija board a spin, and wouldn’t you know it, wind up releasing a flying ghost shark demon in the process. Your mom told you not to mess with those boards for a reason!
The ghost shark heads immediately to the area where sharks are famously most comfortable: the woods. Yes, we’ve got a poorly-rendered spectral shark flying among the trees and chomping people. Which, to be fair, we’ve never seen in a shark movie before. Not that we should have, or ever wanted to, but it undeniably exists, and that’s something!
Can the woman and her acquaintances defeat the big flying fish? Which one of them is the “Quint” of the group? Grab a board and summon Mike, Kevin and Bill for the journey into the watery occult that is Ouija Shark!
P.S. Stick around for the end to witness one of the most astonishing “presidential” impressions ever committed to film.
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Mike: “ah, goddammit…”
That resigned curse really sums up this film 😂
Lol loved that riff. My sentiments exarctly.
It’s weird when a movie makes Sharknado look plausible.
That should be a riff.
I'm sure this has already been said, but it was my first thought, and I can't resist: "Ouija Shark, doo doo doot-doo doo, Ouija Shark, doo doo doot-doo doo..."
The director said "why yes young lady. You can be an actress."
After he zipped up.
I dunno where you guys keep finding this trash, but I hope you never stop!
They went past the bottom of Amazon Video
@@roganzar And I thank them for it. These crappy movies are so much fun!
Tubi and Crackle lol (2 of my favorite streaming services!)
This makes The Final Sacrifice look like a Palm D’or masterpiece..
Final Sacrifice is not that bad. There are tons of much worse films out there, some of them already on RiffTrax.
Also, Rowsdower !
This makes Birdemic look like an Akira Kurosawa classic.
@@FrenchPaul1988 That’s the point ;)
Irony: if there were a way to use a ouija to summon a shark to kill people, it would have already been used to kill the people who made Ouija Shark.
Not what irony means.
@@maxducoudray It's like RAAAAIIIIAAAAAAN on your WEDDING DAY!
Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water, er woods you guys do this.
You know when the trailer starts out with Mike going “oh god dammit” you’re in for a great ride
The fact that the ghost shark is snarling means that the filmmakers thought "Jaws: The Revenge" was biologically accurate.
When my fiancee and I watched this, I had to send it to Rifftrax. I sent them a recommendation to riff this masterpiece and I'm so happy to see it finally happen
Did you lose a bet or something?
@@Lacudra we enjoy bad movies, specifically bad shark movies
Okay even the monsters from Horror at Party beach would laugh at this.
And no one loves pickles as much as they do!
Ouija Shark! From the makers of Monopoly Shark and Uno Shark!
The Sharker Brothers, I believe
@@erikallen863 lol
For a brief moment, it looked like a better transfer of something James Nguyen might make.
Ok WTH did I just watch?!? I’m scarred!
0:05 I can feel the pain in that "ah god damn it"
Were the scantily-clad women supposed to entice us? All I could think about were mosquitoes undoubtedly descending on them.
That's why you should always use a quality bug spray with DEET on your scantily clad women. Always check the label. If it doesn't have DEET it's just hippy nonsense.
Wow this makes Shark Exorcist look like a cinema masterpiece
Oh yes I love this one Canadian made and now in a break out extended universe franchise. Wonderfully dumb bliss haha
0:52 That toddler waddle run...
Have you done Shark Exorcist yet? If not, you're in for a treat. A truly awful one.
I kinda love the concept of a ghost shark tho, I might steal that.
Wanna' make a scary ghost fish movie, make one with that little Amazon fish that swims up guy's penises. Even the "Ghostbusters" would run from those if they had to face 'em =)
So sharks live in the woods? You learn something new every day!
Sharks and bears. On account of their teeth, Nature's Best Friends.
Jimmy Durante...ha cha cha cha 😁Today's kids will not get that reference. 👃
Shark: "Stinkyyyyyy! Stinky Peeeeeete!"
Stinky Pete: "Ha-cha-cha-cha! Delicious!"
-Sealab 2021 (Referencing Durante, I think.)
"Goodnight, Mrs. Kalibash! Wherever you are!"
@@eddysgaming9868 I always thought it was "Calabash" after the gourd.
This will be one of your GOOFIEST!
Amazing
How anyone can still make movies where sharks become ridiculous things.
Sci Fi Channel will always find a way.
@@jamesanthony8438 "Syfy" - as it's been in this era.
"I'm going to die off-screen, aren't I?". 😂
The land shark costume on SNL was refreshingly realistic compared to the Ouija Shark bathtub toy.
Wait wait wait, they SHOWED THE ENDING?!
Saved us the torture of watching this horrible Sharknado spin-off!
Does it really matter, friend?
That wasn't the ending. The actual ending is way more anticlimactic and has an incredibly dumb twist.
I wish I could say my first time seeing this movie will be in a Rifftrax version… but sadly I made the mistake of seeing this film long ago…
"You are a sad, strange little man... and you have my pity."
- Buzz Lightyear
This makes Gingerdead Man look realistic
"I'm gonna die off-screen aren't I?"
So, it's a Ghost Quija Shark? Well, that makes it all better. 🙄
I'm guessing the shark had unfinished business in the material world and had to get his revenge from the great beyond.
0:06--"Oh, goddamn it " That sums up this trashy shitshow
Ouija is just "yes yes" in French and German.
They should have used a Nonnein instead.
I can't imagine this is a good enough movie to be worth riffing.
Oh, my--it's time to see this one~!
This movie looks something all right 😅
Never heard of this movie, but it looks like a masterpiece
Let the bodies hit the tree
Let the bodies hit the tree
My favorite riff from this trailer. I love Kevin's enthusiasm there. 😂
Couldn't they get a better looking shark for their ghost-shark thingy ? I'm sure there's decent stock footage that could have been used here...
Why, when little rubber toy shark from someone's 1970's collection is on hand?
Ouija Shark do do do do do do!
This looks like it might be better than The Room
Mutton, honey.
I dunno how long you’ve been saving that one, but you chose a good time to use it. Well done. 😁
"Ouija Shark? What the hell is this?" _opens video_ "Look lady, it's your movie!"
Lesson apparently learned from The Amazing Bulk and Birdemic: Sh__ty, unbelievable un-special effects are now perfectly acceptable in modern-day cinema.
Which, of course, is bread and butter for The Asylum.
Tom: "'Rat Patrol,' in color"😅
Ouija Shark, do doo-do doo-do-do,
Ouija Shark, do doo-do doo-do-do.
NO
I notice that Rifftrax will never touch Shark Exorcist. heh
Please tell me there's a sequel where Ouija Shark fights Baby Ghost
The daddy shark ghost!
I really hope the afterlife consists of becoming a giant ghost that fights a ghost sky shark with magic missiles and a defense +1 buff, but +100 chance of exploding on contact with the enemy
Now comes a film that one could probably make in their backyard, down to the shark.
I don't know about lions, but the shark in "Jaws: The Revenge" did roar like King Kong.
oh lord
Hooray 😂
After being dead since the 70's, Jabberjaw gets no respect
Fun fact: the actual move is actually just twice the length of this video
Still too soon, Kevin. Still too soon.
Man, where do folks FIND these things??
Ghost Shark Puppet
Where are you guys finding these movies?
They have the interns dumpster-dive behind old, abandoned Blockbuster video stores, I guess. =)
@@jamesanthony8438I doubt it, even Blockbuster had standards.
RULE!
They had better effects on the mst3k sketches
and more cohesive storylines!
A lot of times I lament the direction society is taking, but at least it's good to know that bad movies are still going VERY strong, and it looks like they will continue to do so indefinitely.
I didn't know bill was part of drowning pool😂
At least it wasn't an Amityville Karen Quija Shark.
Was that Mike Stoklasa's brother?
Why so many Shark movies look like a XXX parody of something?
Jesus.
Ghost Sharks. It’s an AI generated tinder profile come to the big screen.
At least it’s not Shark exorcist…
Are you sure this is a real movie and not video essayist Eddache deciding to bring back his old Shark Movies series?
I don't know if I could even get through the making fun of this. Like Yeti, it may be just too unbearable. I'll sure try though.
The good news is that the shark is in a better place and is very happy. The bad news is that it doesn’t know where the tax documents are.
Let me guess: it also left behind a pile of irresponsible debt and a lien on its truck.
it could be worse. they could have made a sequel. oh crap they did.
I'm decorating my guest bathroom with ouija boards, and I can only pray this is one of the consequences of my actions.
Land shark.
It appears to be an air shark, actually.
I don't understand the world anymore.
Wee Gee
Just when I thought they ran out of ideas for stupid shark movies!
I'm gonna die offscreen, aren't I? YEP!
😂😂😂😂
This might be worse than "Rollergator."
Does it have endless guitar noodling that passes as a soundtrack?
Old Z budget movies still had hot chicks. These are Walmart girls.
Jesus Christ..
There's a certain class of movie that the guys riffing just seems like picking on a mentally challenged Kids in the Hall character or something.
Shark still looks fake.
I'm 100% certain that people are making these awful films today just because they want Mike and crew to make fun of them and be able to brag about it to their family at thanksgiving who all nod and smile and wonder what the f*ck is a Tom Servo
Lower production values than anything Channel awesome has farted out. I did not think that was posdible.
This film looks like such trash that I would believe you if you told me this was a full minute of unedited footage rather than a cut-together reel.
I really don't like these recent riffs they've been doing. It's one thing to riff an actual movie, but intentionally stupid trash like this aren't fun to watch riffed or unriffed.
Ouija Shark - wow. They should just go all evil and create - Democrat Shark.
Terrible riff on this one
Just when you thought it was safe to go into the forest again....