Stephan's universe Characters: Stephan Gregojerry- a dog that ate a bunch of emeralds Dirt- a homeless lady prone to beating the shit out of anyone that disagrees with her Coal: everyone who knows him is constantly high so they think he's made of coal. He's actually black, and sells meth behind a 7/11 Salt: dude who picks fights in alleyways with cats Just a rock with googly eyes named kirb Together they solve minute problems while completely ignoring the fact that the mayor was assassinated by a chiropractor named Spine-L
It is told and shown multiple times that Kirb has broken people spines offscreen, we later find out that this has nothing to with Spine-l, it is never explained. Also Dirt shanked a man.
they did a reveal of Crystal Meth and Crock in episode 5, no way the writers of the show would miss an opportunity to introduce them. SPOILERS: they were revealed as villains in episode 5 but they then allied with Stefan in season 2 to defeat Asbestos for killing their friend Pepto
Ah, yes, Stephan's universe, you can't forget about his friends Dirt Olivine Sand Corundom Agate And the "antagonists" Cubic Zerconium Graphite And finally, An actual fucking rock.
Watching you tear through your first diamond pick's durability by using it to mine stone was comparable to flaying my ass cheeks and then sitting on a toilet made of sandpaper. With that said, great content as usual. I'm really looking forward to seeing Stefan Universe on Adult Swim.
okay but can we appreciate the music from check mii out/everybody votes/whatever the fricky the default wii channels were thank you for making me remember this salty
i remember when i first watched these streams i would genuinely get pissed off at the stuff salty would do and that just makes it funnier to me for some reason
The reason he didn't know how to eat was because in older versions of Minecraft, food worked differently. It was consumed instantly upon right-clicking, and there was no hunger system, so food just directly instantly healed you. Most food items also didn't stack in your inventory. He was clearly quickly right-clicking and didn't realize that you now needed to hold the button down through the eating animation.
@@nate6144 I know I'm late, but the joke was that Salty wanted to cancel himself on Twitter. It failed, but he did get on trending. He made a video about it.
When Salty did the joke with the fence, it cut to an advertisement that immediately, with no build up says "That's Huge!" And I'm DYING over it Xgkxgkkgxxgk
StupidJohn Notch made a thread on Twitter where he describes trans people as “celebrating body dysphoria” and says in all caps “THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCKING HELL”
I would pay good money for a fully-animated Stefan Universe episode
Agreed
as long as it isnt that steven universe garbage
Lets make it a reality
Same
_-ay its stefannn-_
Dirt kinda fire, tbh
Never expected you to watch Salty!
No
Dirt's on fire? Oh shit oh fuck.
Lmao you're the one who drew Dirt for the video
But it's dirt
The point of the entire show is *everything* can be solved with violence
I mean if you kill the problem it won't be there anymore...
Bon the Bunny Exorcism
White diamond is just a psychopathic drug lord who stitches human corpses together.
Nah it’s the opposite
Stephan's universe
Characters:
Stephan
Gregojerry- a dog that ate a bunch of emeralds
Dirt- a homeless lady prone to beating the shit out of anyone that disagrees with her
Coal: everyone who knows him is constantly high so they think he's made of coal. He's actually black, and sells meth behind a 7/11
Salt: dude who picks fights in alleyways with cats
Just a rock with googly eyes named kirb
Together they solve minute problems while completely ignoring the fact that the mayor was assassinated by a chiropractor named Spine-L
It is told and shown multiple times that Kirb has broken people spines offscreen, we later find out that this has nothing to with Spine-l, it is never explained.
Also Dirt shanked a man.
When is this airing on Disney+?
@@diet_water5455 no it's on disney -
@@gamemaster66633incorrect, it's on HBO min
@@drearysol Disney - is the best ngl.
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
Daddy UwU
Dad you need to see a doctor
Can we make Stefan's universe into a real thing?
15:40 you cant just out of no where spit out the cursed word "homestuck" just to make a jojo reference
I CAN'T RUN
homestuck
homestuck
homestuck
homestuck
I can’t wait until Stefan introduces his friend Calcium Sulfide.
underrated comment of the year
they did a reveal of Crystal Meth and Crock in episode 5, no way the writers of the show would miss an opportunity to introduce them.
SPOILERS: they were revealed as villains in episode 5 but they then allied with Stefan in season 2 to defeat Asbestos for killing their friend Pepto
@@kommstein5692 Cant believe they revealed Lead was alive and he dealt the finishing blow to Asbestos
6:57
“Look at me. Look into my eyes. LOOK AT ME.”
*Slowly turns*
..... *smooch*
KawaiiTaco369 I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE 69th LIKE!!!!
No homo tho
Jake Eastman *unless.....* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the fact that they called dirt's weapon brass knuckles when 'grass knuckles' was RIGHT THERE still haunts me
@ never said that they were magical/had grass on them! they could just be called that for the pun :)
"I'm Stefan and _this_ is _my_ universe... and _you're_ watching Disney Channel"
1:11 This is how Salty’s parents react when he breathes.
Stefan Universe, the Bi flag, and Minecraft. peak video
Derek why is my recommended nothing but children’s videos what have you done
Oh god, same here. Salty, what have you done.
honestly tho!
funny username yeah I got that too. It’s probably because salty resembles a cartoon.
I too have been infected
It's youtube problem for some reason minecraft videos do this
Someone should make a comic about Stephon and his Magical Universe.
Mixwid Man *stefan you war criminal
StupidJohn I can’t spell names without spell check or any way of knowing how their spelled.
Mixwid Man it’s fine I’m mostly joking
@@mixwidman5458 the word stefan is in the video so there is in fact a way of knowing
Foamy K Sorry.
pastey's bi shield is minecraf goals
Stefan Universe: The movie
Where the Stefan has so go against the amazing villian spenasty.
Wormy2005 spenasty is from new york with her kylie jenner lips and plastic ass
This video is proof I would never want to be friends with Derek.
I really loved that Explanation of Homestuck Dad. Very Informative.
My favorite part is where Brian gets ran over by a car
What about the scene where the mob jester kills the black queen and king and then becomes demonic.
You thought it was Homestuck, but it was me, Dio!
I liked it when Sans used the Gaster Blaster
My favorite part was when Yoshikage Kira got outsmarted by a literal child.
Salty is like your little brother that your mom forced you to play with because you have a friend over
Salty why is normal joker linked in the description I'm afraid
As you should be.
“Stefan and his universe always bring a smile to my eyes...”
This is my favorite quote and I will quote it for the rest of my life
Ah, yes, Stephan's universe, you can't forget about his friends
Dirt
Olivine
Sand
Corundom
Agate
And the "antagonists"
Cubic Zerconium
Graphite
And finally,
An actual fucking rock.
An actual FUCKING *ROCK* was my favourite character I loved her character development
You forgot about Gregojerry you fake fan.
@@Quackervoltzeh gregojerry was just created for merch with no actual importance to the show. He was relegated to the background after season 96.
Salty just having his energy completely dissipate from performing a specific task Is one of the most aggravatingly relatable things I've seen.
Salty: *killing the enderdragon*
Me: I sleep
Salty: *homestuck*
Me: *I WAKE*
why is it so hot on he airship??
*cuz gamzee broke the AC*
wake? that's just like megalovania
Salty: creates Stefan
Steven universe: adds stefan as a one off character
Salty: I’m not saying you owe me royalties...
BUT
dan be like- sexual abuse
we should cancel him again.
What happened
he was canceled
Not a gamer moment
When he mentioned Homestuck, I got vietnam flashbacks, but the he started talking about jojo and got even more vietnam flashbacks.
Yeah I live in Staten Island and I’m pretty sure Stefan Universe is live action cus I see the cast every day
7:30 Footage of the Chilean Mine Collapse.
Pastey sounds like he's being held at gunpoint, forced to appease Salty
Watching you tear through your first diamond pick's durability by using it to mine stone was comparable to flaying my ass cheeks and then sitting on a toilet made of sandpaper.
With that said, great content as usual. I'm really looking forward to seeing Stefan Universe on Adult Swim.
"Hey Salty, you can progress faster if you dig straight down at the beginning, yo."
Hearing pasty say he's proud of you is when you know you've completed life 100%
okay but can we appreciate the music from check mii out/everybody votes/whatever the fricky the default wii channels were
thank you for making me remember this salty
Hey Salty! I just wanted to say thanks for putting my Twitch comment in your video. That made me happy. 2:21
They're adding Ogres and Dronkey's in the next update
The Warden kinda looks like an ogre and there are donkeys and a dragon so we could theoretically recreate Shrek in Minecraft
7:30 The Cask of Amontillado - Edgar Allen Poe
staffon looks like johntron trying to cosplay as Steven
Can't believe Salty would copy Pewdiepie like that smh my head
Lol
Ikr smh my head right now
I just shit myself
Shaking my head my head?
channels smhmh my head
Stephan has a dog made of emeralds, and is homeless.
Are you suggesting he sell greggojerry?
Salty is like that one kid in a group project that doesn't actually do anything to help, but still gets credit
I actually just started watching your content and I'm already laughing my a$$ off, keep up the great work man I dropped a sub.
i remember when i first watched these streams i would genuinely get pissed off at the stuff salty would do and that just makes it funnier to me for some reason
The reason he didn't know how to eat was because in older versions of Minecraft, food worked differently. It was consumed instantly upon right-clicking, and there was no hunger system, so food just directly instantly healed you. Most food items also didn't stack in your inventory. He was clearly quickly right-clicking and didn't realize that you now needed to hold the button down through the eating animation.
I can’t tell if you’re joking about salty being serious or not
Salty stabs his friends in cold blood: the movie
This video is almost 6 years old, and he’s gonna have to beat Minecraft again.
12:25 - 'So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers'
my favorite part of this video is how i've genuinely met south shore staten islanders who are like that
Can’t watch this after what you did.
You deserve being cancelled
Honestly I can’t believe people still support this *sick freak* after what he did
Oh my god it was terrible and it was bad enough what he did to my wife and kids....
@@nate6144 I know I'm late, but the joke was that Salty wanted to cancel himself on Twitter. It failed, but he did get on trending. He made a video about it.
@@thinbulb8832 Its so awful what he did to so many families
He pissed on my fucking wife
Is it just me or is Salty one of the best underrated youtubers out there
Invisible Lenny oh definitely
When Salty did the joke with the fence, it cut to an advertisement that immediately, with no build up says "That's Huge!" And I'm DYING over it Xgkxgkkgxxgk
Salty: "GODS DO NOT NEED PANTS!"
Me: Zeus?
5:53 wow- look at all those arrows.. that skeleton must've been jealous of his minecraft skin
I wasn't onboard with Stephan's Universe until I saw the Dirt concept art.
Someone NEEDS to animate Saltydkdan leaving reality to go build houses while his teammates fight the ender dragon.
Omg I can’t believe that the villain from the Steven universe movie played Minecraft
Spinel is the ultimate gamer girl
Gotta love the idea of gay, homeless rocks talking about controversial topics with a thick Staten Island accent.
10:26 His laugh sounds like armor breaks 💀
i just finished watching the steven universe movie and than i see salty talk about steven from the hood with dirt garnet
It’s really cool that you played the game that Hatsune Miku created :)
Stephen Brown why does everyone keep saying that? Is it because of that guy from metal gear said it?
StupidJohn It’s because Notch is a transphobe, so some people like to joke that Hatsune Miku created the game instead of him
Stephen Brown thats incredibly petty and dumb. Notch has said dumb stuff but to act like he didn’t make it is dumb.
P.s. can you post evidence?
Stephen Brown man I hope salty isn’t gonna take political sides. Too many youtubers have done that
StupidJohn Notch made a thread on Twitter where he describes trans people as “celebrating body dysphoria” and says in all caps “THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCKING HELL”
Ok, in all seriousness I would love Stefan universe, I will way you and I’m sure so many more people would pay you for it
Here we see what the 3 pillar men did while JOJO trained with Lisa Lisa
i have a mighty need to make a stefan universe oc now
Salty start a kickstarter to make Stefan a real show. Also week two of Gerber not being in a video
Andrew Doskal Gerber is probably dead
So sad RIP Gerber I’ll miss your beautiful face. You made Salty’s videos ten times better when you were in them. Now rest sweet prince :’(
Gerber was found dead in Miami
18:14 - Onwards
the Sonic music kills it.
Salty: *ends it with the shrek credits*
Me: BRO MATT MAHAFFEY FROM SELF??
7:32 cask of amontillado
Salty why is Jannie Play Pretend T-Rex Inflatable Pool Float in my reccomended
Only real Minecraft veterans remember when this was called "Playing (and beating) Minecraft for the first time in 6 years"
The true Minecraft was the friends we made along the way
9:25 when he turns around that area kinda looks like the stripmine from the "wtf was that damage" meme
Now that they have birds and bees, they should change the achievement name of breeding animals. Or maybe they will keep it for nostalgic effect.
A fully animated version of the stream.
That's the meaning of life
1:50 my sleep paralysis demon at 3 am
Sans got into smash and now Minecraft
I know right.
What's next? Death Stranding?
6:58
Got em.
should we mention the fact that he kept trying to craft cobblestone tools with andesite
Time to write Stefan Universe. It'll be infinitely better than anything Sugar can
Hopefully it is. Steven Universe went down the drain after Season 2.
7:05 **steve intensifies**
This is my most quoted SaltyDkDan video
7:45 When you realise you have a bees nest behind your wall
Ah yes homestuck, part 3 was my favorite
Stefan and his universe would definitely have a productive and well informed conversation about the palistine isreal complex
I wish there were a timestamp for the jumpscare at 7:48 but this isn't the kind of video one might check the comments for that sort of thing.
2:42 best Steven Universe fan fiction yet!
This channel is 5 years old and I don’t understand why his humor hasn’t changed much but i love it anyway
10:00 best moment
7:30 That's some Cask of Amontillado type of shit Salty.
when are we gonna get "Stefan Universe The Movie"
“Ey, it’s my happily ever after! Fugetaboutit!”
With the main villain Spinal Cord and her song Fuggetabout About Me
and today I learned that a Staten Island accent can make equality sound like an insult.
Thanks for uploading every Saturday, which feels like a year.
Salty building a house is how every collage kid feels with 29 different assignments and also finals the next day.
Damn Salty's really doubling up on smash representation with both the skin and game.
10:01 should be the beginning of a perfectly cut scream
Steven Universe but he's raised by Uncle Andy instead of Greg
Oh yeah, two wooden swords simultaneously.
This is just salty's friends holding him back from attaining true power
He's let loose. God save us al
stefans universe sounds like the kinda thing you would find in the foreign foods section
3:22 kinda looks like Jon Tron