"I Make This Look Good" | Men in Black (Will Smith)
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- Опубліковано 17 лис 2021
- Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shows Jay (Will Smith) the ropes on his first day at Headquarters.
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Men in Black follows the exploits of agents Kay (Jones) and Jay (Smith), members of a top-secret organization established to monitor alien activity on Earth. The two MiB find themselves in the middle of the deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist (Vincent D'Onofrio) who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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The fact everyone is so casual about the flying ball thing tells me that a lot of people have done just what J did lol.
Typical new recruit
They probably keep it unprotected in the lobby just for tradition, and to keep everyone on their toes.
Zed knew exactly when to tilt his head.
I found it more funny that half of everyone was calm, but the other half had no idea how to handle it.
@@michaeloverton04 In my mind, those that remained calm were those who had dealt with it so many times, while the others either forgot or had not had that device go haywire while they were there.
"Human thought is so primitive that its looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better Galaxies. That kinda makes you proud doesn't it."
It sure does.
I love those tumbler stories where humanity is seen as this barbarian race that doesn't give a f-ck.
"We destroyed the Terran homeworld, but in a matter of decacycles, they blanketed our planets in fire..."
@@Montesama314
Did you make the quote up or did you get it from somewhere?
@@MrNote-lz7lh That one, I made up, but I've read one that had a similar premise.
@@dewetolivier2362 Also on Reddit, r/HFY (Humanity, Fuck Yeah!)
Still better than being destroyed for an interstellar highway.
Stallone being an alien, but Jackson being human and a really good negotiator was pretty funny.
Pretty sure MJ was an Alien here too
@@gergopiroska5749 You're right, MJ asks to be in Men in Black in the second movie and Z says he's still working on the alien affirmative action program.
@@DomEReapeR he could be Agent M
@@GalenMarek1988 Agent N(once)
HEE HEEE
The ‘whatever you say slick’ line is so iconic
I call my close friends “slick” for fun,they have no idea where i got that from..
I wanted to add that to my vocab 3 years ago and forgot to
It's common for people to call each other slick in parts of the U.S.
"You're up slugger" 😂😂😂
I dont know what iconic means anymore. Isnt iconic: Luke, im your father.
Sylvester Stallone being called an alien makes me laugh.
Just today I observed and I see your comments
lol i thought he seemed familiar in that tiny frame
What if he really is ??
You can still tell where he's really from based on all the "eeeauurrgghhs" and "uggghs" and other, unintelligible "gibberish" from Vordnok VIII.
He is half man half shark after all
2:48 “Observation. The heart of our little endeavor, now meet the twins Mglahay and Bob” it kills me everytime
I was just about to say the same thing
That was his name !? Omg lmao
@@MalibuCouture77X His name is actually Idikiukup
@@ZoomerNostalgia 🤯
@@MalibuCouture77X what’s the joke? I don’t get it.
"Meet the twins, [unintelligible alien noise] and Bob." Makes me chuckle every time.
I trust Bob more then the other guy🤣
I think the other ones name is Renee. With a little twang on the name
@@StopSayingGaslit Renee Twang sounds about right🤣
I’m wondering how many takes that took lol
@@redkalelmy guess none, it was "Tommy name them anything so long as they sound Alien" and Tommy thought it up on the spot.
3:08-3:24 Looking back on this scene after all these years, I never caught that little subtle hint that K knew all about J since he was a child. That makes the MIB3 ending more satisfying. This scene basically confirmed that K was secretly checking up on J throughout his life watching over him after his regretful event with J's father. That's why he knew right away about J's elementary teacher.
Not to be a downer on your theory, but he easily could have just run a background check on him before hiring him. He could have looked into where he grew up and figured out where he went to school
The MBI have a near omniscient level of technology and power over memory itself. and K checked out everything about J's life before hiring him.
well to be fair at the time this movie came out they didn't even know how successful it was going to be, they weren't planning that far ahead
@@wolverineiscool7161 That's not saying the filmmakers were planning that far ahead as to keep in mind stuff from a movie that didn't even come out yet.
I'd say is a showcase of how good the writers were for MIB 3 that they were able to have K know about J and not have it contradict but expand upon already existing canon.
Before MIB 3, K knowing about J's teacher as quickly as he did could be chalked up to a background check. But with the added context of K already knowing of J due to his father, it's also possible he did keep tabs on him, on top of the background checks MIB no doubt does for their agents before hiring.
I always figured the MiB had their eye on him for some time, even before the third movie. How many times had K (or another) encountered him on the job and then "flashy-thinged" him?
"Meet the twins, Idikiukup and Bob."
Never gets old!
I can't hear idikiukup words
@@johnnyadam7503 I dunno why they spell it like that, but that's his name.
I here eeequaaank and bob
These are, the prometheus and Bob tapes
I hear Uidigaag
2:59 Holy shit! I never realized that George Lucas(middle row, far right) was actually an alien! All of a sudden the line "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." makes so much sense. George Lucas is an alien(maybe even a human one) who came from a galaxy far, far away and _Star Wars_ could actually be a true be story or is based on actual events. After Lucas came to Earth he decided to become a filmmaker so he could share the story of his home galaxy to everyone without us ever realizing that it's actually a piece of history XD!
I just noticed it too! It was definitely put there on purpose to have the SW universe in the MiB universe.
I never realized GL was in this.
Another fun star wars easter egg, the little aliens in the coffee room were speaking the hutt language
If you check the top left, I believe that's Steven Spielberg.
@@xwingx1gt OH MY GOD, IT IS MR. SPIELBERG!
At this point I'm basically watching the whole film in 5 minute clips.
me too ! lol
Same here lol
Guilty. One little nostalgia trip inevitably morphs into at least a dozen others.
The rabbit hole is deep 😂
It's one of my favorite ways to consume classic movies now
“Meet the twins *has a stroke saying the word “keg”* and Bob”
I can only imagine how many times he laughed saying that line
Well he's a method actor so the answer you're looking for is probably zero.
I always get a little tear inside everytime I watch scenes from MIB.
samesies... let the tear out, friend.
This is, as far as I can recall, the only movie I’ve seen in the theater three times. It warms me, too.
Yeah.
I have always wanted that watch.
They fucking ruined it with that other movie
"What branch of the government do we report to"?
"None, they ask too many questions".
I love the chemistry between these two.
3:05 I love that there's just people standing upside down and chatting in the back like it's no big thing.
Good eye... I always thought that was a reflection.
That guy was also in the second movie if I remember correctly.
“Somebody get him some ice” is the Will Smith version of “He needs some milk” 😂
is that guard there to guard the entrance or to be a canary if he dies they know the incoming air is bad?🤣
Here's a little thing that always bugged me: Why the hell are the unprocessed alien visitors fed through headquarters right next to the giant screen that has all of MIB's secrets on it? And the director's office is a floating glass room that anyone can easily look through and watch, which would be an especially big security risk with aliens that have better sight than us. And the weapons lockers are right there, too! Like... Everything about that room's design bothers me.
But damn is it iconic.
Also the only way in is to ride down in an elevator which exits to another smaller elevator.
@@doornik1142 that... is also hilarious. Though I'll say that the film alludes to the idea that there are other ways into HQ. Remember near the end of the movie, when Kay comes in from the back of the giant room, telling the dude walking by to put up a perimeter around the island, seems like he walked in from outside. Also, with so many aliens in the HQ, there's no way that the seemingly totally deserted building on Battery Drive is how they get in and out. I always assumed there were other exits we never got to see.
Because it's a movie :D
@@Qermaq ...Yup, it's a movie. I know that it doesn't actually matter. That isn't the point. When we ask questions like this, we're engaging with the work and with eachother on a level deeper than the surface. We're enjoying the work in more and different ways. If I didn't love and care about the movie and the world it creates, I wouldn't be trying to engage with it. The "it's just a story" statement sucks, because it's a statement of finality that discourages further engagement. It says "here is the answer, none of it matters, end of discussion" and leaves it at that. That's not fun!
@@Qermaq Really!? You just saved me two hours of my life. I thought I was watching Nightline
“This thing will replace cd’s in the future” heh, you thought too small, my friends. Cd’s are almost as extinct as vhs tapes are.
The hell is a vhs tape?
@@Phantom_Zone It’s a technology from before your time, lol.
The idea of everything being digital wasn't a thing yet. Everyone still had the idea that advancement of tech meant miniaturization of eveything. Same reason why the cellphones are so small in Zoolander.
@@mrxcman9272 Yeah, they thought *too small*
I'm not even seeing memory card nowadays ...
“Guess I’ll have to buy the ‘White Album’ again”
Little Beatles reference love it!
People were pretty annoyed having to buy the same albums they already owned in vinyl record on CD in the 80s and 90s to not look like a dinosaur. Thankfully mini disks never too off and we all pirated MP3s instead!
Best part was top boss Zed working calmly with the ball flying all around him and tilting his head at the right time to avoid being hit.
Clearly not the first time that's happened to him. lolz.
@@Lycan4 Probably happens most times they bring in a new recruit.
@@drachenritter42R MIB has some fun hazing rituals
@@DinsRune guilt tripping them is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@DinsRunelike issuing someone new the Noisy Cricket... Very powerful weapon..... Tiny package.... And one [alien speak] of a kick
Damn, j looked so shocked to see his old homeroom teacher to be a real alien. And the fact he was right the whole time.
BTW I love how her breath is labeled toxic XD
Actually, Agent K took care of J aftet his father killed by Boris when he was a kid. So no wonder his teacher was an alien.
“We’re ‘them’, we’re “they’” is such a great line.
Now that I'm an adult, it's amazing to realize that joining MIB meant forced gender reassignment surgery. That's why they use they/them pronouns. They're all Transgender.
because they are a group? hence men in black? and they and them are used for plural? lol
@@bryllem2210 No, that's not right. They are LGBTQ+ allies. I'm positive "they/them" means they're all transgender when they join MIB. My son's high school social studies teacher told him that last week and when he asked me about it, I rewatched the scene and it all made sense.
Drake London It strikes me more as a reference to how conspiracy theories often refer to some vague controlling group. *They* know more about you than you ever know because *they* are always watching and *they* will never let you or anyone else learn the truth about *them*.
@@dascientist8443 Nope, that's wrong. What you wrote is wrong. They are transgender. I just wrote an email to Barry Sonnenfeld and he confirmed it. They/them LGBTQ+ pronouns.
2:15 “YO! YO IMMA PAY FODAT!!”
Love this line.
Just noticed that K knew who his teacher was and where she’s from, good continuity considering that in MIB 3 you find out K was always watching out for J
This movie is absolutely timeless.
Ages like fine wine
To imagine that Will Smith almost passed this role over.
That would have been a tragedy.
He passed the role of Neo in the Matrix for Wild Wild West. That's a tragedy!
@@jettyboy333 Actually it's a win because Keanu was the better choice.
@@CrniWuk yea. I can’t see will doing neo. Keanu was perfect role. Cus the brothers said had neo been black Morpheus would of been white. N I can’t see Morpheus being white either lol so everything worked out
@@rebboy17 Exactly. And then everything went to shit in Woketrix 4.
3:52 This speech still gives me chills.
Idk why but I love the way will says accident in this scene.
Because you're unable to talk normally too? The way he says it sounds stupid, as he says "a accident" instead of "an accident".
@@rogueuniversities6866 relax nerd
Because he's being sarcastic.
@@rogueuniversities6866 The way people speak in the united states varies based on where they were raised. An Appalachian or Texas German would probably think your English sounds funny. If you start gatekeeping dialects and speech patterns for being non normal that's on you for being ignorant not us.
@@jasonbrewer6714 Wrong. There are accents and dialects, and there are idiots who say things wrong when it's nothing to do with an accent or dialect. If he's sad "ayn alien", "unaliun" or something like that, I wouldn't have said anything as, while the pronunciation is off, he's at least said something that made sense. "A alien" is simply incorrect, as is saying "axe" instead of "ask", which is what you and the first replier do
MIB: "We monitor 1500 Aliens on Earth at any given time."
SCP Foundation: "Aw, that's cute."
Whose to say that they're not in the same universe, with the O-5s being in overall command of both ...
0-5s = [Office of the Director of Combined International Intelligence.]
MIB = [Joint Intelligence Offices of International Domestic Intelligence Agencies {cf. US: those belonging to Justice (IB, FBI; ONSI, DEA); Homeland Security (CGI, USCG; I&A, DHS); Treasury (TFI, DotT); and Energy Departments (OICI, DoE)}]
SCP Foundation = [Joint Intelligence Offices of International Foreign & Military Intelligence Agencies {cf. US: CIA; DIA; Intelligence Offices of Air Force, Army, Marine, Navy, Space Command; State (INR, DoS) and Defence Department (NSA, NRO, CSS, NGA)}]
-> SCP, Mobile Task Force = [Combined International Special Operations Forces, {cf. USSOCOM; UKSF (viz, SAS, SBS}]
Thus, MIB covers everything that the domestic, Federal Law Enforcement Offices does, but the SCP covers everything one would expect from an Foriegn Intelligence Agency, especially when getting into the really murky stuff, and getting hands dirty ...
... so, rather like how the FBI operates vs. how the CIA does, especially the CIA's SAD/SAC-SOG ...
@@nigelft That was way too many acronyms.
@@Shawn_White And I love it!
@@nigelft this comment is criminally under-liked
@@Shawn_White
Hey ... don't blame me ... blame the fools whom created them in the first place ...
I like how everyone stated that Sylvester Stalone is an alien but no one noticed George Lucas on the right in whereas he created a movie literally about aliens having a war
What timestamp?
@@right_hand_power7960 2:58 look at the right side
So Star Wars was based on a true story.
Is that Dionne Warwick on the far bottom right?
Spielberg Top Left
"Meet the twins ů⁹œəķğýë and Bob"
I never got this joke until now 😂😂
This movie holds up so well. A classic.
"Meet the twins, BLAGALBKABABACK... and Bob" fucking kills me every-single-time. 🤣🤣🤣
Me to🤣🤣🤣
2:50 WoOodaQUiaang and Bob
I'm Czech, so there are many jokes that escaped me in the Czech dub.
The way he screamed at 4:18 gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That me every time when I'm cooking on the stove
I love that MiB HQ is essentially an alien air/spaceport terminal.
The blend of CG and practicals in this movie where so perfect
J:"I don't want people calling me son, or kid, or sport, or anything like that."
K:"Sure whatever you say slick."
He walked right into that one
"This thing caused the 1977 New York Blackout. Practical joke by The Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell."
Also check out the nod to Fresh Prince of Bel Air at 3:29 with Miss Edelson's location.
"West Philadelphia, born and raised.."
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
@@kristine146 When a couple of guys, who were upto no good, started making trouble in the neighbourhood.
@@adityagudimetla
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
All the aliens look cool… wish the lore of this franchise would’ve continued as a comic book series or as a Netflix show
It's based off a comic book series I believe which led to the animated series
Yeah, if you're a 90s kid we had the cartoons and video games growing up. Pretty sure there is a comic but, not sure which came first.
It's got a show and books.
The animated series is absolutely fantastic. Very serious.
It's even considered a continuation of the series. For example, if you want more J&K, the cartoon series gives you pretty much everything you need.
There's a reason why this has aged so well. At its heart MIB isn't (or isn't just) science fiction. It is a "Comedy of Manners." Only without Victorian costumes and with just a touch of slapstick. Nearly all the comedy arises from a character found way outside his normal social setting. The contrast between his assumptions and reactions and those of the inhabitants of the new setting is what drives this film. MIB 2 & 3 forgot this ancient genre (well, 2 tries to reverse it with K). And so they are less fondly remembered.
Somebody did at least one year of film school.... :)
I see what you did there… SLAPstick 🙂
2:34
“This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout. Practical joke by the Great Attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.”
😂
3:04 there's an agent in the background who is randomly upside down 😂
The fact he could instantly pinpoint js teacher does imply that he watched him from the beginning/ at least early childhood ;- something that ties in pretty well into the 3rd movies plot
2:50 The way “Bob” looks back at J is kinda cute
4:32 -- "Silence, your native tongue".
J: "Ima pretend I didn't hear that".
There is one thing I have noticed
Agent K called Him Slick in MIB 1
Despite loosing his memory in MIB 2 he still calls him Slick
In MIB 3 the younger Agent K still calls him Slick
I don’t know if anyone of y’all noticed this
Bro Tommy Lee has that perfect confidence
It’s a great thing that Will Smith didn’t pass on this role. No other actor would do the role of Agent J justice
"now put it on, the last suit you'll ever wear....again" 🤭 MIB is a masterpiece, MIB II also had it moments 😎
And the third movie was better than the second
"This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell."
Cracks me up every time.
The Great Attractor is a real thing, by the way. It's pulling the Milky Way towards it. Nice little astronomy reference there.
3:57
“You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.„
~ Agent J
Proof CGI today is terrible.
The twins names gets me every time 😂
"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."
"Pffft, maybe when you can tie a proper windsor knot slick"
On the french dub, the line is slightly different :
"You know what the difference is between you and me? On me, it's class(y) !"
@@Zekium in latin american spanish he says, "You know the difference between you and me? I look good in black"
oh I love both of those. But If I had to choose one, definitely the latin american spanish. I could see Smith delivering that line with soul
Dr. Strange tied a half Winsor. 😠
"Whatever you say slick." is such a clever line. There a lot of those in this.
I think it’s kind of gross
3:07 anyone else ever notice the dude thats upside down? i didnt until now
Just now realizing J is rockin the shaqnosis kicks, this movie continues to amaze me.
J: "I don't want anyone calling me 'son', or 'kid', or 'sport', you got that?"
K: "Whatever you say, slick."
I love how they call the 'Great Attractor' a person
I always knew "God" was just a troll with a sick sense of humor.
"It'll replace cd's soon."
*Laughs in digital streaming*
TF Card.
Its really hard to accurately predict the future until it finally becomes the present.
Funny until you realize that greedy corporations ruined everything... I rather want to have my own physical copy.
2:10 “ just move when it’s coming at you “ 😂😂
“Whatever you say, Slick.” This is my favorite one liner of the movie.
2:43 When you and your friends are playing a game online and you’re the one who messed up the whole entire mission/quest…
I always thought it was kind of cute how Bob looks at J after he's introduced.
And then J waves at him.
The "Damn!" always makes me laugh
I've watched this film multiple times over the years and only just now I notice that J's 3rd grade teacher is located in Philadelphia.
Most likely a nod to the opening Lyrics from Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Well, that and Will Smith actually grew up in Philly
Ah now that I didn't know about 😅
Still one of the funniest scenes in the series tho 🤣
1:42 Oh yes, how to forget when flash drives were flat and round.
Will Smith had a brilliant career as a science fiction action hero, then he chose Wild Wild West over The Matrix.
Nah. Neo required more seriousness, and Will is to much a comedian. Beside I watched Wild Wild West several times and it's still great steampunk comedy in my opinion.
Wild Wild West is such an underrated film of Smiths.
“Just move when it’s coming at you” 🤣
3:33 Hah, "Breath: Toxic". If that defines an alien, half of my teachers were one too.
Will comes in wearing the most 90s outfit ever.
It was some clothes left from the wardrobe for The fresh prince of Bel Aire
can we talk that they low key took the speaker of the house, then Newt G., and made him an alien?
That scarily explains a few things.
いい映画はいつ観ても色褪せない
4:04 they also cancelled his gym membership😭
They have their own gym. Mentioned in MIB 2.
Finally my gold's gym membership has been canceled.
Ah yes, the dynamic duo BLWWIGBLEEGH and Bob
Man I need to watch this movie again so many jokes I missed as a kid.
4:46 We are the men in black ... and we like to SLAP
I'm dead
Bro 💀
So Stallone, Spielberg, George Lucas, Al Roker, and Danny Devito are the ones I recognize on the screen.
Holy shit George Lucas
that explains everything
@@tlshortyshorty5810 star wars was a documentary not a movie hehe
Top mid is Tony Robbins.
3 hour delay in customs, after a trip of 17 trillion miles is going to anybody cranky xD. i love that line even after all these years
I like that quote, "You know what the difference is between you & me? I make this look good." I would wear that on a shirt. Will looks the same these days as he did back then. He never seems to age.
He spoke truth, he did make it look good.
Something that took me years to realice, K had memorized J's 3rd grade teachers name despite having only "met him like day before", proving that K has in fact been looking out for J his whole life and was just waiting to recruit him
The fact K knew J 3rd grade teacher's name was just one of many instances where you know he's been watching him his whole life
I love the error when he is putting the suit on you see him tuck the glasses into an external pocket on the jacket but the suits have not pockets like that you always see them reach inside the jacket for the glasses.
When the director aka zed dodges that ball I was like damn he good. He is like "Everytime"
Teaming Smith and Jones up was a masterstroke of casting. Straight guy to the comic hero. Modern-day Abbott and Costello.
“I don’t wanna anyone calling me son or kid or sport…”
“Whatever you say slick” 😂
I mean it wasn’t one of those so fair play?
3:20 K knew exactly who J was talking bout. MIB 3 foreshadowing
3:20 is of them deleting J's records after J erased his fingerprints...
I forgot how good this movie is.
Its 2022...this is how i would like to remember Will Smith
3:46 and onward is a 10/10 scene.
The 20 seconds while the ball flys around is better than anything that's been put on the silver screen in over a decade.
You're saying, that ball bouncing around the mib head quarters for 20 seconds is BETTER than the departed? The entire mcu? Hacksaw ridge? The dark knight? Inception? Interstellar? Cabin in the woods? avatar? Every Denzel Washington movie the past 20 years!
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!?
@@elloowu6293 well if they are high that's some good shit they be smoking lol
@@elloowu6293 That's exactly what I am saying.
@@elloowu6293 The entire MCU for sure. There's a level of kineticism in the ball scene that captures the sense of fun movies can produce, which is something missing from all those movies you mentioned except Avatar.
That scene always had me dying laughing, ever since I was a kid
I always wondered what J’s coworkers at the police station thought happened to him. He just up and didn’t come back one day. I’m sure he had some friends or distant relatives who could confirm that he existed or was missing.
Maybe they explained this but it’s been so long since I’ve seen the movie.
they probably got flashy thinged
@@ShuuichiNitori yep. It's probable that everyone who knew J got neuralized.
@@forsagebone or thought he was dead
most likely they got flashed
Theres a scene in the mib animated series where he bumps into some former colleagues and they recognized him. I can't recall how he handled it though
"I make this look good!" That was my mother's favorite scene.😀😀😀
The best sci-fi duo ever : Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith
5:00 this is the day Will Smith went from a man to The Man.
The entire clip is only 4:24 minutes long, how are you getting 5:00?
They made Stallone an alien lol😂. I love it!
“Observation the heart of our little endeavour now meet the twins Bou Ying Ying And Bob”. 😭😂💀
4:55 - "You know what the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
"The last suit you'll ever wear." Sounds like he expects J will die on the job.